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Anonymous No.712518028 [Report] >>712518560 >>712518616 >>712520554 >>712520627 >>712522220 >>712522546 >>712522659 >>712524865 >>712524897 >>712524959 >>712528318 >>712528436 >>712533730 >>712534826 >>712537157 >>712542923
I don’t mind female protagonists
if they’re hot
Anonymous No.712518163 [Report] >>712518209 >>712524087 >>712525572 >>712529972 >>712532335 >>712543090 >>712543314
didn't ask + don't care + ur gay + Stellarflop flopped
Anonymous No.712518209 [Report]
>>712518163
WTF??
Anonymous No.712518560 [Report] >>712518717 >>712518748 >>712520705 >>712524801 >>712524892 >>712531947 >>712532278 >>712533446
>>712518028 (OP)
Basado
Anonymous No.712518616 [Report] >>712532321 >>712533068 >>712533651
>>712518028 (OP)
Why she has a nosebleed?
Anonymous No.712518717 [Report] >>712518937
>>712518560
She’s not hot though
Anonymous No.712518748 [Report] >>712518937 >>712529463
>>712518560
Man, I really liked odyssey. I should play it again.
The only downside is that annoying bitch in modern times, she is the most insufferable whore I ever seen in a story.
Anonymous No.712518937 [Report] >>712520705
>>712518748
I don't think I will replay it because choices are pretty much meaningless and game is really long but it is fun, world is beautiful, as is Kassie.
But I agree about modern day segments, they're jarringly horrible, like they were written completely different people.
>>712518717
Stop being gay
Anonymous No.712520554 [Report]
>>712518028 (OP)
lick her blood
Anonymous No.712520627 [Report]
>>712518028 (OP)
Yeah you are a tranny with AGP, we get it.
Anonymous No.712520705 [Report] >>712521156 >>712522536 >>712525526 >>712532087 >>712532313
>>712518937
>>712518560
is it worth playing for fem protag and maybe historical interest? i played the first ass creed back in the day but didn't feel like either the stealth or action were well developed.
Anonymous No.712521156 [Report] >>712521343
>>712520705
I fucking hated the first AC and never touched the series until odyssey, people claim it's not a "real" AC game, but it's a good thing in my book.
Anonymous No.712521343 [Report] >>712521643
>>712521156
i'll give it a try, i see it's on steam sale. are the dlcs worth it? first sword and fate of atlantis?
Anonymous No.712521643 [Report] >>712522068 >>712524617 >>712534227 >>712542687 >>712543189
>>712521343
I'm playing the first dlc now, it's fine. I heard mixed reviews about the second, but meeting Greek gods - how can you allow yourself to skip such an opportunity in a game about ancient Greece?
Anonymous No.712522068 [Report]
>>712521643
alright thanks anon, going to give it a shot.
Anonymous No.712522220 [Report] >>712533650
>>712518028 (OP)
Male protag if first person perspective
Female protag if third person perspective
Anonymous No.712522536 [Report]
>>712520705
>maybe historical interest
It's a full blown fantasy game, the fucking Minotaur is a boss fight.
Anonymous No.712522546 [Report] >>712533092
>>712518028 (OP)
women owe me sex
Anonymous No.712522659 [Report] >>712534021
>>712518028 (OP)
Same, I'll pick a female character if she's hot or if the character creator allows me to make her hot.
Anonymous No.712524087 [Report]
>>712518163
Rude
Anonymous No.712524617 [Report]
>>712521643
waifufags have the most dogshit opinions i swear
Anonymous No.712524801 [Report]
>>712518560
Cassandra isn't hot though.
Anonymous No.712524865 [Report]
>>712518028 (OP)

OP is a Troon.
Anonymous No.712524892 [Report]
>>712518560
certified shota cream addict
Anonymous No.712524897 [Report] >>712524992 >>712525156 >>712530335 >>712532067 >>712536198 >>712540321 >>712543175
>>712518028 (OP)
I too am a remorseless sociopath who only values people based on how useful they are to me, and therefore only sees women as fuckdolls placed on this Earth to sate my base urges.
Anonymous No.712524959 [Report] >>712525041
>>712518028 (OP)
I think you speak for everyone, really.
Anonymous No.712524992 [Report] >>712525089
>>712524897

Uhhh, no dude, OP is what you would call a Troon.
Anonymous No.712525041 [Report] >>712525156 >>712528479
>>712524959
No, I do, because I say the things that everyone here really thinks and won't admit.
Anonymous No.712525089 [Report] >>712525156 >>712528479
>>712524992
Either way, OP is an unapologetic slave to the ego. Like everyone else here. And me, but at least I openly admit it.
Anonymous No.712525156 [Report] >>712525364
>>712524897
>>712525041
>>712525089
real esl hours with that many pepes
Anonymous No.712525364 [Report] >>712525545 >>712528369
>>712525156
I use this Pepe because it's an expression that says "I refuse to be reasoned with no matter what you say or do, I will never admit to being wrong, and I'm completely unapologetic about the way I am."

That is, the sentiment held by most if not all people on 4chan. Imagine trying to reason with someone and they just keep making this face. They just keep giving you that blank stare. That's what it feels like to reason with you.
Anonymous No.712525526 [Report]
>>712520705
>historical interest
Didn't they outright and proudly admit to historical revisionism for woke brownie points?
Anonymous No.712525545 [Report]
>>712525364
specifically though it's a very eastern euro/south american thing to do, I feel
Anonymous No.712525572 [Report]
>>712518163
You will never have sex.
Anonymous No.712528318 [Report]
>>712518028 (OP)
this but hot and anthro
Anonymous No.712528369 [Report]
>>712525364
kys frogslopper
Anonymous No.712528436 [Report]
>>712518028 (OP)
Whats the source on this image?
I've seen it a lot.
and yeah its pretty hot.
Anonymous No.712528479 [Report]
>>712525041
>>712525089
I prefer female protags if they are hot.
I like hot women characters.
Safe horny is boring.
/blog
Anonymous No.712529463 [Report]
>>712518748
I didn't play that one but I hated that brown cunt in Origins so much.
Anonymous No.712529972 [Report]
>>712518163
>Eve's game mentioned out of nowhere
mindbroken troon
Anonymous No.712530335 [Report]
>>712524897
Anonymous No.712531947 [Report]
>>712518560
that's an interesting way of comprehending "hot"
Anonymous No.712532067 [Report] >>712532363
>>712524897
foids dont see you as human either retard, you are just a wallet and a provider. real human relationships are dead, women killed them with a little bit of help from the cabalTM. Holier than thou retard frognigger
Anonymous No.712532087 [Report] >>712532313
>>712520705
>fem protag
>historical interest
I want you to read these two things again, very slowly, then consider this is a game where you join the Olympics
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kallipateira_of_Rhodes#Capture_at_Olympia
Anonymous No.712532278 [Report] >>712541127
>>712518560
That's not a female though. Just look at "her" shoulders and hips.
Anonymous No.712532313 [Report] >>712532497 >>712532895 >>712533192
>>712532087
>>712520705
Culture war brainrot is so deep people think Odyssey isn't historically accurate because there's a chick in the olympics and not the fact that you have literal superpowers, that there's cyclopses roaming the world, or that you literally travel to Atlantis, Heaven and Hell.
Anonymous No.712532321 [Report] >>712533068
>>712518616
horny
Anonymous No.712532335 [Report]
>>712518163
yep, totally mindbroken. You lost!
Anonymous No.712532363 [Report] >>712534204 >>712534975
>>712532067
No, human relationships are dead for you zoomers because you are autismal fucks who cant even talk to a supermarket cashier without stuttering
Anonymous No.712532485 [Report]
White if in medieval european setting or asian in asian setting.
I will never ever in my entire life ever will I never play a black character
Anonymous No.712532497 [Report] >>712532629
>>712532313
>NOOOOOOO DON'T POINT OUT THE OBVIOUS DEI ELEMENTS LOOK AT THE MINOTAUR AND NOTHING ELSE CHUD
Slice your wrists
Anonymous No.712532629 [Report] >>712533087
>>712532497
Yes? It's retarded to talk about Odyssey's accuracy when its a full blown fantasy game.
Pic related is an armor set in the game, you get it after defeating Hades in Hell, which looks like Mordor.
Anonymous No.712532895 [Report] >>712532961 >>712532981
>>712532313
What is "willing suspension of disbelief"?
Anonymous No.712532961 [Report] >>712533147
>>712532895
Maybe fantasy is just not for you.
Anonymous No.712532981 [Report]
>>712532895
Utter non sense, its impossible to suspend your disbelief unless you have a low IQ
Anonymous No.712533068 [Report]
>>712518616
>>712532321
Anonymous No.712533087 [Report] >>712533352
>>712532629
It's perfectly reasonable to talk about Odyssey's accuracy as a sequel to a franchise that used to champion itself on the internal consistency of the historical past being the same as ours in every obvious public manner that'd be known by historians outside of Abstergo's pockets, where the more fantastical elements were kept outside the record and limited to specific small instances across history ala Al Mualim fight in Masyaf's "Paradise". Betraying that is betraying the core of the franchise, which is a perfectly fine matter to complain about alongside everything else.
Anonymous No.712533092 [Report] >>712533253
>>712522546
If you've paid for it and they accepted the money in exchange for the service, yea.
But women who didn't accept the money in exchange for that service don't owe you shit.
Anonymous No.712533147 [Report] >>712533297
>>712532961
Ass Creed was never fantasy
Anonymous No.712533192 [Report]
>>712532313
>and not the fact that you have literal superpowers, that there's cyclopses roaming the world, or that you literally travel to Atlantis, Heaven and Hell.
To be fair, many people didn't play the game and only know some screenshots of historical inaccuracies.
Anonymous No.712533240 [Report]
I wish Odyssey went even harder with the mythology and magic
>get Pegasus
>it can't even fly
fuuuuuuuck
Anonymous No.712533253 [Report] >>712534062
>>712533092
wrong. if she gives sex to random men then she owes it to everybody
Anonymous No.712533297 [Report] >>712533342
>>712533147
alternate history might as well be fantasy
Anonymous No.712533342 [Report]
>>712533297
Ass Creed was never fantasy
Anonymous No.712533352 [Report] >>712533443
>>712533087
>Betraying that is betraying the core of the franchise
That's on you for becoming an unironic Ass Creed fan.
Anonymous No.712533443 [Report] >>712533553
>>712533352
I will accept the concession
Anonymous No.712533446 [Report]
>>712518560
Ubisoft turned this bitch into the Rathalos of Assassin's Creed.
Anonymous No.712533553 [Report]
>>712533443
Do it, but I honestly feel sorry for you for becoming a fan of Ubisoft games.
These games are the most generic. milquetoast shit ever.
Anonymous No.712533646 [Report] >>712533797
For me, it's nuLara.
Anonymous No.712533650 [Report]
>>712522220
this
Anonymous No.712533651 [Report]
>>712518616
Nose penis sex blonde stupid or so idk idc
Anonymous No.712533730 [Report] >>712533953 >>712534987
>>712518028 (OP)
Nobody likes ugly women in games. Even ugly men (Marcus Fenix, Doomguy) have their place, but ugly women appeal to no one. Yet Western devs put them into everything in an effort to social engineer gamers into appreciating what cannot be appreciated.
Anonymous No.712533768 [Report]
>unironic Ass Creed discussion
/v/ continues becoming the most fucking casual gaming website ever, all that's left is FIFA and COD threads.
Anonymous No.712533797 [Report] >>712533904
>>712533646
Anonymous No.712533904 [Report]
>>712533797
Yeah buddy. You're going in deep again.
Anonymous No.712533953 [Report] >>712534179 >>712534249
>>712533730
How the hell is Marcus Fenix ugly? And Doomguy? He's covered up 99% of the time.
Anonymous No.712534021 [Report] >>712534107
>>712522659
Game?
Anonymous No.712534062 [Report]
>>712533253
>random
Look, if she rolled the d20 and determined that the number rolled plus your base attack bonus wasn't enough to hit her AC, then that's just the roll of the die.
Anonymous No.712534107 [Report]
>>712534021
Hogwarts Legacy
Anonymous No.712534179 [Report] >>712534442
>>712533953
Being covered up doesn't make any difference to what one looks like. And Marcus has always been ugly, even in the remasters.
Anonymous No.712534204 [Report] >>712534328
>>712532363
When everything you say can be used to destroy your career these days I don't blame zoomers for being nervous when talking to people. Casual conversation isn't a thing anymore
Anonymous No.712534227 [Report]
>>712521643
2nd dlc is fun but it's the definition of endgame endgame.
Once you beat it and unlock all the moves and abilities from it the character is so overpowered it makes the base game stuff a piss to fight
Anonymous No.712534249 [Report] >>712534442
>>712533953
I wouldn't call him pretty
Anonymous No.712534328 [Report]
>>712534204
What career? Zoomers don't work.
Zoomers just keep trying to keep blaming others of their own flaws, even their social retardation
Anonymous No.712534442 [Report]
>>712534179
>Being covered up doesn't make any difference to what one looks like.
It does in this context, retard, because ugly/handsome doesn't matter when you don't ever see his face. Doomguy has gone multiple games where you can barely see his face if at all.

>>712534249
Whoever thinks Marcus Fenix is ugly is fucking retarded. That's all I'm going to say.
Anonymous No.712534826 [Report]
>>712518028 (OP)
IS... IS THAT A WOMAN
AWOOOOOOGA
Anonymous No.712534975 [Report] >>712535117
>>712532363
10 womanpoints were deposited to your account, maybe your blown out wife sucks you off this month
Anonymous No.712534987 [Report] >>712535104 >>712535557
>>712533730
Doomguy is not really ugly lol he's just mid
Anonymous No.712535104 [Report] >>712535170 >>712535557
>>712534987
He was uglier and more neanderthalish in Doom Eternal. I don't understand why they changed him for DA but I'm gonna guess and blame women.
Anonymous No.712535117 [Report]
>>712534975
I don't have one, mostly because I hate having people in my home.
But it's bizarre seeing zoomers both crying they can't get laid and at the same time poorly trying to mock those who do.
Quite neurotic behavior.
Anonymous No.712535170 [Report] >>712535341
>>712535104
Because he's younger in DA
Anonymous No.712535341 [Report] >>712535443
>>712535170
>Being younger dramatically changes the bones of your face
Really nigger?
Anonymous No.712535443 [Report]
>>712535341
And it's also a videogame.
Anonymous No.712535557 [Report]
>>712534987
This looks like a human

>>712535104
This looks like a human-krogan hybrid
Anonymous No.712536198 [Report]
>>712524897
Women actively seek out lowlifes who treat them like exactly that
Anonymous No.712537157 [Report]
>>712518028 (OP)
qrd
Anonymous No.712538076 [Report] >>712538152
Foids are lame and have no aura. If you want to play as them in games then you have no balls.
Anonymous No.712538152 [Report] >>712540114
>>712538076
>aura
Why does nu4chan slurp every stupid Rwitter buzzword? This place sounds like its full of 14 year old girls
Anonymous No.712540114 [Report]
>>712538152
This place is downstream from the rest of the internet now. The days of 4chan being the source of internet culture are long gone.
Anonymous No.712540321 [Report]
>>712524897
He's talking about video game characters, not 'people', homo. And yes, they exclusively exist to entertain us, the paying customers. So if they're female, they should be WHITE or EAST ASIAN, they should have LIKEABLE PERSONALITIES and not be SNARKING FEMINIST HATEPIGS, they should be STRAIGHT and most of all they should have BIG FUCKING TITTIES.
Anonymous No.712541127 [Report]
>>712532278
she's greek
Anonymous No.712541803 [Report] >>712542074
hot women make me uncomfy
Anonymous No.712542074 [Report] >>712542951
>>712541803
gay
Anonymous No.712542687 [Report]
>>712521643
cute headpats
Anonymous No.712542923 [Report]
>>712518028 (OP)
Female protags are meant for ONLY two kinds of audience:
- Gooners
- Troons and Feminists
Anonymous No.712542951 [Report]
>>712542074
The ideal female body type
Anonymous No.712543090 [Report]
>>712518163
zamn gcj-users sure are angry today
Anonymous No.712543175 [Report]
>>712524897
>therefore only sees women as fuckdolls placed on this Earth to sate my base urges.
if only you watched porn instead..
Anonymous No.712543189 [Report]
>>712521643
>but meeting Greek gods - how can you allow yourself to skip such an opportunity in a game about ancient Greece?
Its made by ubisoft, thats enough reason
Anonymous No.712543314 [Report]
>>712518163
rent free