Thread 712518028

if they’re hot

didn't ask + don't care + ur gay + Stellarflop flopped

>>712518163
WTF??

>>712518028 (OP)
Basado

>>712518028 (OP)
Why she has a nosebleed?

>>712518560
She’s not hot though

>>712518560
Man, I really liked odyssey. I should play it again.
The only downside is that annoying bitch in modern times, she is the most insufferable whore I ever seen in a story.

>>712518748
I don't think I will replay it because choices are pretty much meaningless and game is really long but it is fun, world is beautiful, as is Kassie.
But I agree about modern day segments, they're jarringly horrible, like they were written completely different people.
>>712518717
Stop being gay

>>712518028 (OP)
lick her blood

>>712518028 (OP)
Yeah you are a tranny with AGP, we get it.

>>712518937
>>712518560
is it worth playing for fem protag and maybe historical interest? i played the first ass creed back in the day but didn't feel like either the stealth or action were well developed.

>>712520705
I fucking hated the first AC and never touched the series until odyssey, people claim it's not a "real" AC game, but it's a good thing in my book.

>>712521156
i'll give it a try, i see it's on steam sale. are the dlcs worth it? first sword and fate of atlantis?

>>712521343
I'm playing the first dlc now, it's fine. I heard mixed reviews about the second, but meeting Greek gods - how can you allow yourself to skip such an opportunity in a game about ancient Greece?

>>712521643
alright thanks anon, going to give it a shot.

>>712518028 (OP)
Male protag if first person perspective
Female protag if third person perspective

>>712520705
>maybe historical interest
It's a full blown fantasy game, the fucking Minotaur is a boss fight.

>>712518028 (OP)
women owe me sex

>>712518028 (OP)
Same, I'll pick a female character if she's hot or if the character creator allows me to make her hot.

>>712518163
Rude

>>712521643
waifufags have the most dogshit opinions i swear

>>712518560
Cassandra isn't hot though.

>>712518028 (OP)

OP is a Troon.

>>712518560
certified shota cream addict

>>712518028 (OP)
I too am a remorseless sociopath who only values people based on how useful they are to me, and therefore only sees women as fuckdolls placed on this Earth to sate my base urges.

>>712518028 (OP)
I think you speak for everyone, really.

>>712524897

Uhhh, no dude, OP is what you would call a Troon.

>>712524959
No, I do, because I say the things that everyone here really thinks and won't admit.

>>712524992
Either way, OP is an unapologetic slave to the ego. Like everyone else here. And me, but at least I openly admit it.

>>712524897
>>712525041
>>712525089
real esl hours with that many pepes

>>712525156
I use this Pepe because it's an expression that says "I refuse to be reasoned with no matter what you say or do, I will never admit to being wrong, and I'm completely unapologetic about the way I am."

That is, the sentiment held by most if not all people on 4chan. Imagine trying to reason with someone and they just keep making this face. They just keep giving you that blank stare. That's what it feels like to reason with you.

>>712520705
>historical interest
Didn't they outright and proudly admit to historical revisionism for woke brownie points?

>>712525364
specifically though it's a very eastern euro/south american thing to do, I feel

>>712518163
You will never have sex.

>>712518028 (OP)
this but hot and anthro

>>712525364
kys frogslopper

>>712518028 (OP)
Whats the source on this image?
I've seen it a lot.
and yeah its pretty hot.

>>712525041
>>712525089
I prefer female protags if they are hot.
I like hot women characters.
Safe horny is boring.
/blog

>>712518748
I didn't play that one but I hated that brown cunt in Origins so much.

>>712518163
>Eve's game mentioned out of nowhere
mindbroken troon

>>712518560
that's an interesting way of comprehending "hot"

>>712524897
foids dont see you as human either retard, you are just a wallet and a provider. real human relationships are dead, women killed them with a little bit of help from the cabalTM. Holier than thou retard frognigger

>>712520705
>fem protag
>historical interest
I want you to read these two things again, very slowly, then consider this is a game where you join the Olympics
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kallipateira_of_Rhodes#Capture_at_Olympia

>>712518560
That's not a female though. Just look at "her" shoulders and hips.

>>712532087
>>712520705
Culture war brainrot is so deep people think Odyssey isn't historically accurate because there's a chick in the olympics and not the fact that you have literal superpowers, that there's cyclopses roaming the world, or that you literally travel to Atlantis, Heaven and Hell.

>>712518616
horny

>>712518163
yep, totally mindbroken. You lost!

>>712532067
No, human relationships are dead for you zoomers because you are autismal fucks who cant even talk to a supermarket cashier without stuttering

White if in medieval european setting or asian in asian setting.
I will never ever in my entire life ever will I never play a black character

>>712532313
>NOOOOOOO DON'T POINT OUT THE OBVIOUS DEI ELEMENTS LOOK AT THE MINOTAUR AND NOTHING ELSE CHUD
Slice your wrists

>>712532497
Yes? It's retarded to talk about Odyssey's accuracy when its a full blown fantasy game.
Pic related is an armor set in the game, you get it after defeating Hades in Hell, which looks like Mordor.

>>712532313
What is "willing suspension of disbelief"?

>>712532895
Maybe fantasy is just not for you.

>>712532895
Utter non sense, its impossible to suspend your disbelief unless you have a low IQ

>>712518616
>>712532321

>>712532629
It's perfectly reasonable to talk about Odyssey's accuracy as a sequel to a franchise that used to champion itself on the internal consistency of the historical past being the same as ours in every obvious public manner that'd be known by historians outside of Abstergo's pockets, where the more fantastical elements were kept outside the record and limited to specific small instances across history ala Al Mualim fight in Masyaf's "Paradise". Betraying that is betraying the core of the franchise, which is a perfectly fine matter to complain about alongside everything else.

>>712522546
If you've paid for it and they accepted the money in exchange for the service, yea.
But women who didn't accept the money in exchange for that service don't owe you shit.

>>712532961
Ass Creed was never fantasy

>>712532313
>and not the fact that you have literal superpowers, that there's cyclopses roaming the world, or that you literally travel to Atlantis, Heaven and Hell.
To be fair, many people didn't play the game and only know some screenshots of historical inaccuracies.

I wish Odyssey went even harder with the mythology and magic
>get Pegasus
>it can't even fly
fuuuuuuuck

>>712533092
wrong. if she gives sex to random men then she owes it to everybody

>>712533147
alternate history might as well be fantasy

>>712533297
Ass Creed was never fantasy

>>712533087
>Betraying that is betraying the core of the franchise
That's on you for becoming an unironic Ass Creed fan.

>>712533352
I will accept the concession

>>712518560
Ubisoft turned this bitch into the Rathalos of Assassin's Creed.

>>712533443
Do it, but I honestly feel sorry for you for becoming a fan of Ubisoft games.
These games are the most generic. milquetoast shit ever.

For me, it's nuLara.

>>712522220
this

>>712518616
Nose penis sex blonde stupid or so idk idc

>>712518028 (OP)
Nobody likes ugly women in games. Even ugly men (Marcus Fenix, Doomguy) have their place, but ugly women appeal to no one. Yet Western devs put them into everything in an effort to social engineer gamers into appreciating what cannot be appreciated.

>unironic Ass Creed discussion
/v/ continues becoming the most fucking casual gaming website ever, all that's left is FIFA and COD threads.

>>712533797
Yeah buddy. You're going in deep again.

>>712533730
How the hell is Marcus Fenix ugly? And Doomguy? He's covered up 99% of the time.

>>712522659
Game?

>>712533253
>random
Look, if she rolled the d20 and determined that the number rolled plus your base attack bonus wasn't enough to hit her AC, then that's just the roll of the die.

>>712534021
Hogwarts Legacy

>>712533953
Being covered up doesn't make any difference to what one looks like. And Marcus has always been ugly, even in the remasters.

>>712532363
When everything you say can be used to destroy your career these days I don't blame zoomers for being nervous when talking to people. Casual conversation isn't a thing anymore

>>712521643
2nd dlc is fun but it's the definition of endgame endgame.
Once you beat it and unlock all the moves and abilities from it the character is so overpowered it makes the base game stuff a piss to fight

>>712533953
I wouldn't call him pretty

>>712534204
What career? Zoomers don't work.
Zoomers just keep trying to keep blaming others of their own flaws, even their social retardation

>>712534179
>Being covered up doesn't make any difference to what one looks like.
It does in this context, retard, because ugly/handsome doesn't matter when you don't ever see his face. Doomguy has gone multiple games where you can barely see his face if at all.

>>712534249
Whoever thinks Marcus Fenix is ugly is fucking retarded. That's all I'm going to say.

>>712518028 (OP)
IS... IS THAT A WOMAN
AWOOOOOOGA

>>712532363
10 womanpoints were deposited to your account, maybe your blown out wife sucks you off this month

>>712533730
Doomguy is not really ugly lol he's just mid

>>712534987
He was uglier and more neanderthalish in Doom Eternal. I don't understand why they changed him for DA but I'm gonna guess and blame women.

>>712534975
I don't have one, mostly because I hate having people in my home.
But it's bizarre seeing zoomers both crying they can't get laid and at the same time poorly trying to mock those who do.
Quite neurotic behavior.

>>712535104
Because he's younger in DA

>>712535170
>Being younger dramatically changes the bones of your face
Really nigger?

>>712535341
And it's also a videogame.

>>712534987
This looks like a human

>>712535104
This looks like a human-krogan hybrid

>>712524897
Women actively seek out lowlifes who treat them like exactly that

>>712518028 (OP)
qrd

Foids are lame and have no aura. If you want to play as them in games then you have no balls.

>>712538076
>aura
Why does nu4chan slurp every stupid Rwitter buzzword? This place sounds like its full of 14 year old girls

>>712538152
This place is downstream from the rest of the internet now. The days of 4chan being the source of internet culture are long gone.

>>712524897
He's talking about video game characters, not 'people', homo. And yes, they exclusively exist to entertain us, the paying customers. So if they're female, they should be WHITE or EAST ASIAN, they should have LIKEABLE PERSONALITIES and not be SNARKING FEMINIST HATEPIGS, they should be STRAIGHT and most of all they should have BIG FUCKING TITTIES.

>>712532278
she's greek

hot women make me uncomfy

>>712541803
gay

>>712521643
cute headpats

>>712518028 (OP)
Female protags are meant for ONLY two kinds of audience:
- Gooners
- Troons and Feminists

>>712542074
The ideal female body type

>>712518163
zamn gcj-users sure are angry today

>>712524897
>therefore only sees women as fuckdolls placed on this Earth to sate my base urges.
if only you watched porn instead..

>>712521643
>but meeting Greek gods - how can you allow yourself to skip such an opportunity in a game about ancient Greece?
Its made by ubisoft, thats enough reason

>>712518163
rent free