Thread 712521150

THE NINTENDO SWITCH didn't sell out and it's a flop as much as anons want to pretend otherwise

>3.5mil sold in less than a week
i wish i could make something that "flopped"!

>>712521284
Post ONE (1) game the ps5 or xbox have.

Nintendo won this generation
They made more that enough consoles for fucking everyone
The ps5 was sold out everywere for a year

>>712521150 (OP)
That means every console in history has been a much bigger flop.

>>712521237
those are shipped, not sold

>>712521382
Nope, specifically says the word sold. You can use Google, I'm not spoonfeeding you.

>>712521439
yeah and I am not bothering either

>console is sold out
>FOMO, ARTIFICIAL SCARCITY
>console is available
>NO ONE IS BUYING IT, OTHERWISE IT WOULD BE SOLD OUT
>console has the highest sales in history
>THESE DON'T COUNT
you trannies will always complain no matter what

>>712521284
Indians hate the switch for some reason

>>712521340
Definitve list of never evers on the Nintendo Brick 2 (no games):
>Death Stranding 2
>Clair Obscur: E33
>Ghosts of Yotei
>Pragmata
>Lies of P: Overture
>Metal Gear Solid Delta: Snake Eater
>Silent Hill F
>Hell is Us
>Resident Evil 9
>Lost Soul aside
>Gears of War: Reloaded
>Monster Hunter Wilds
>Stellar Blade
>Like a Dragon: Pirate Yakuza in Hawaii
>Indiana Jones and the Great Circle
>Doom: The Dark Ages
>Elden Ring: Nightrein
>Mafia: The Old Country
>Dying Light: The Beast
>Hell is Us
>Marathon
>Ninja Gaiden 4
>Metal Eden
>Vampire: The Masquerade – Bloodlines 2
>Killing Floor 3
>Grand Theft Auto 6
>Onimusha: Way of the Sword
>The Elder Scrolls 6
>Nioh 3
>Mortal Shell 2

in the past, there wouldn't even be a question about nintendo's success
the contention is evidence of not even nintendo escaping the wrath of modern enshitification

>>712521501
>every new console sell THE LARGEST IN HISTORY NEW RECORDS EVERYWHERE THIS IS THE BEST EVER
yeah it's all fake and nintendo can suck my balls

>>712521382
>those are shipped, not sold
HOLY COPE! Sold means sold, dipshit. Nintendo literally said "sold" in a message to investors.

>>712521150 (OP)
WiiU chads stay winning

>>712521613
>thiefs investigate themselves and said they didn't steal anything
talk to me when we have real numbers

>>712521572
>the contention is evidence
did you make a typo?

>>712521528
>walking simulator 2
>verso crying simulator
>you will never be japanese
>you just like the girl
>literally who
>remake
>okay this one is fine
>literally who
>remake
>monster hunter hasn't been good since 4
>literally who
>LOLrandomkuza
>boomer movie game
>doom hasn't been good since 2016
>rollslop
>literally who
>literally who
>literally who
>literally who
>ninja gaiden 3 sucked there's no reason to believe 4 will be good
>literally who
>literally who
>literally who
>brownoid simulator
>literally who
>bethesdaslop
>literally who
>literally who

>>712521656
obvious bait but here

>>712521512
A lot of them can't afford it.

>>712521763
>we dont care about 3rd party anyways saar
Kek

>>712521779
>obvious bait
A joke, you mean.

Nintendo Derangement Syndrome is a real disorder that affects millions of people in silence every day. If a loved one shows signs of suffering from it, such as extreme mood changes at the sight of a Nintendo product or blatant denial or distortion of reality, get in contact with a mental health professional. If left to progress to and advanced stage, lifelong internment into a mental institution might become the only remedy available.

Did you know about the Nintendo bootlicking syndrome? It's a sad history

Unless you own at least 5 switches and invested more money into nintendo than a neckbeard would into a gaming pc, you aren't a real fan.

>>712521880
>retarded frogposter has SHIT opinion
YUP YUP YUP!

>>712521907
jokes are supposed to be funny

>>712521528
>also on PC

>>712522042
>mass toddlerslop consoomer is coping
LOL

>>712522047
Yeah, yeah. Anon, the guy's pic said "one billion" Wii U's sold at launch. How the fuck did you take that as anything other than a joke?

>>712522047
Then take the buttplug out of your ass and gain a real sense of humor.

>>712522186
Are you malnourished?

>>712521382
https://www.nintendo.co.jp/corporate/release/en/2025/250611.html
>ctrl+f shipped
>0 results
Stick to reposting David Allahakhbar's twitter posts.

>>712521150 (OP)
I am in Poland, been in Media Markt yesterday and can confirm. Full shelves.
In our poor country it costs 2300 Gold, where minimum wage is 3500 gold. Also giga scam, because games are like 330 gold, which is 90$ in current rates. No fucking sentien parent will buy a game for 330PLN in here (thats 10% of the minimal wage btw). It's gonna Flop hard af here.

>>712521150 (OP)
>Nintendo promises that there will be so much stock at launch that everybody who wants one will be able to buy one
>It actually happens for once
>lol what a flop

>>712522564
Also one more rant. Fuck Nintendo seriously. It's 2025 and they are not shipping consoles with all EU Languages. Fucking even console don't have Polish language. Translating OS is a fucking 10 minutes job. Meanwhile steamdeck had PL language day 1. Seriously fuck nintendo and their anticonsumer politics.

>>712521512
their number one influencer (mutahar) shit on it constantly before release but bought it day 1 anyway

>>712522708
You all speak English anyway.

>>712521150 (OP)
why are those switches on a freezer?

>>712521528
>Switch 2 has zero slop
No wonder why it's selling well.

>>712522765
to counteract the poor warehouse storage conditions that made some batteries to swell

>>712522765
The console is rotting and smells bad

>>712522735
Teens and young adults - sure. But people 40+ outside of big cities, and young kids not so much. And this is console mostly for kids, so it would be nice to get such a basic thing like OS language available.

>>712522819
>2-pack
niggas got no respect

>>712521150 (OP)
Why do all the stores say it's sold out though?

>>712521150 (OP)
GrifterBro, the official numbers are out... we lost...

Switch 2 is sold out everywhere around me. I can't even get waitlisted.

>>712521512
frogslop did not read

>>712522973
not in Spain

>>712522298
I am! I was puking for like 2 hours straight yesterday, at some point mostly water came out.

>>712523046
buenos días

>>712521284
/thread
look up controversial marketing, some jeet is shilling it
not even making this up

snoys copin

>>712522805
The entire nintendie library is shovelware slop

>>712521779
That's a typo. It was actually 890,000 units sold every 6 minutes.

>>712523168
and yet you are absolutely gagging for them to be emulated as thats all you can afford

Damn, /v/ is 0-2 this last month.

>>712523046
mentally ill

>>712523386
>Nightshit
You convinced me all these numbers are made up, just corporations lying to convince investors their ship isn't sinking

>>712523516
womp womp

>>712523110
Thank you anon

>>712521150 (OP)
Can someone tell me without an autistic screeching answer why people flock to buy this? Isn't Switch 1 just normal and releasing games? What possible reason is there to get this one

>>712523631
Kirby Air Riders is a sell for me already. And I'm extremely confident there will be more games I want put out on it in the future. So whatever.

>>712523631
Is quite literally pic related, there is no other way to see it

>>712523707
same but with whatever you like and i don't

>>712523565
mentally ill

Tendies unironically defend this shit introducing entirely new bugs to switch 1 games like pikmin 3 deluxe which has a new bug among many other new ones only on the switch 1 that corrupts your save data entirely and requires you to delete all game data and start all over again
Fuck you tendies, Nintendo is actively breaking wiiu ports that it us charging full fucking price for still and all you do is rush to defend it

>>712522906
Nah, thirdies shouldn't have nice things. That is why they are nice.
Should have been born white instead.

>>712524548
>playing the worst pikmin
lel

>>712524548
>introducing entirely new bugs to switch 1 games like pikmin 3 deluxe which has a new bug among many other new ones only on the switch 1 that corrupts your save data entirely and requires you to delete all game data and start all over again

>>712522708
>>712522906
>But people 40+ outside of big cities, and young kids not so much
People 40+ don't play Nintendo games, dude, especially in Poland, ESPECIALLY outside of big cities in Poland. And none of us as kids had any problem with playing games in English. These are non-issues. Stick to complaining about prices.

>>712524548
>oh cool I got a switch 2
>time to play Pikmin 3
>nah not Pikmin 1, 2, or 4... Pikmin 3 is where it's fucking at!
No wonder you Tendies get so much shit.

>>712525032
It's weird when people act like AAA games and any console ever isn't made for people under age 20.

>>712521150 (OP)
>only have 1 million in stock
>only sell 750,000
>"this is not a flop"
>over produce and stock 10's of millions
>sell 3.5 million in a day
>fastest selling console ever
>"this is a flop, theres stock on the shelves"

do snoys really?

>>712523217
I dont im not a toddler

>>712521382
>those are shipped, not sold
holy fucking snoycope
hahaha pathetic little weasel faggot. its over and you lost, hard.

>>712521501
basically, if they understock "muh scalpers" if they over stock and fuck over the scalpers "haha not sold out it flopped"
snoys arent known for their intelligence, hence why they paid money for the PS5 and the Pro.

Theyre mad that the PS4 just got dethroned as the fastest selling console, AND did so by 3x the amount.

>>712521607
Cope,
PS4: 1 million in 24 hours
Sw2: 3+ million in 24 hours
not only beaten, but raped.

c'mere little snoy, ive got a game for you to play, I know how badly you need one...

>>712521150 (OP)
Honestly good on Nintendo for making enough consoles to screw over scalpers.

>>712525142
People under 20 don't have this kinda money though.

>>712525527
I know a scalper, guy has money to spend on hundreds of them.
he was bitching about all the "1 per customer" limitations, and the nintendo preorder situation thing, (pic related, I got in, he didnt kek)
Instead of just... giving up, realising that most nintendo fans wouldve gotten one via this email, he insisted that he will make bank on the hype just like the original switch that he missed out on.
I reminded him, that nintendo SPECIFICALLY said theyre overstocking the switch 2 deliberately, and getting ahead of tarrifs etc
didnt listen.

He spent weeks going over ways to get them, stressing out on how to get more than one. or how to gauge how many were being given away to those fans.
Dont know what he did in the end but he managed to get around 50+ of them.
He has currently sold only 3, all of which only ~$30 above MSRP.

You get what you fucking deserve. Loyalty? rewarded. Faggotry? Punished.

>>712521150 (OP)
Nintendo won bigly because had more than enough stock to satisfy the demand

>>712525207
I have a friend that doesn't even use the internet that much for this shit that unironically thinks like this. On day 2 was was like "yeah I head the Swtich 2 was a flop".
Meanwhile the same guy was freaking the fuck out trying to get a PS5, and then sold it about a year later.

I'll wait for it to get more games before I purchase it. It looks neat but I can't trust launches anymore and my current switch still has a backlog.

>>712526230
>he's still gonna buy into the scam
tendies really can't help themselves huh
can't wait to pirate your slop

>>712521501
It's like govt officials bitching about companies outside the handouts.
The business lowers prices
>This is an attempt at monopoly by driving competition
The business raises prices
>This is monopolistic pricing to milk the consumer
The business keeps prices where they are
>They are price fixing
Are gooberment goons the same troons who enforce IP laws so nintendon't and snail thunder can enforce their tyrannical reigns?

>>712526326
I'm on the fence about it desu i don't see anything really breathtaking about it yet.

>>712526686
>nigga getting influenced by a driveby shitpost
Leave this site and come back when you grow some hair on your balls, kid. Your brain will turn into mush if you don't.

>>712521284
Fpbp

>>712521528
Basado

>>712526950
mentally ill

>>712526886
Again I'll watch and wait, my coworker has just gotten one and I'll give it a try later.

>>712521150 (OP)
Do you think we're laughing with you, man?

>>712521284
Needs a line about Eric

>>712521528
>>712521607
>>712522029
>>712526950
You got raped

>>712527829
>>712526997
>>712525397
>>712525292

>>712528396
>>712527829

KEKAROOOOOOOO XD ROOOOOOOOOFLLLLLLL

Who know that if you don't let scalpers buy every single console, everyone who wants them can get them.

>>712528396
>>712528515
You got raped ;)

>>712528396
>switch 2: no games for 1 month. Loads of games within 1 year
>PS5: no games for 1 month. or 2 months.... or 3 years... or 5 years...
I get why you are so mad. You keep losing. Lost the total sales record, lost the speed selling record. Lost your only games.
I get it.

>>712528745
>Snoy
See >>712521284

>>712528396
reminder Switchs owners admit this to be true

>>712528798
I accept your trooncession, eric

>>712528396
Now I know why most tendies prefer docked mode.

>>712521150 (OP)
covid shortages were an anomaly

It won't output 480i so why bother?

>>712528836
>>712528885
Sametrannying won't save you, eric

>>712528959
>s-samefagging

>>712521528
I’m going to be honest and say none of those games appeal to me
and I don’t have a sw2

>>712529090
>>712528984
Least obvious samefag

>>712528396
OH NO NO NO NO

>>712521150 (OP)
We know, scalpers have most of them.
Without the impeding tariffs this shit would've been dead on arrival, this way it will have a slow and painful demise.

>>712525774
Nice story.

Here, you deserve it, anon.

>>712521150 (OP)
No level of cope will change the fact that it had the biggest launch of any console by a large margin.
>but the chip shortages!
>but covid!
still the largest launch. I guess every other console in every generation had a shortage. I'm neutral on this matter anyway, too much success makes Nintendo arrogant.

>>712529138
Then I would question your validity as a gamer

I'm tired of the schizo guy calling everyone Eric in every Nintendo adjacent thread

>>712529751
>Splatoon 2 will flop
>It did not, in fact, flop by any metric
I wonder what condition that retard's PS4 ended up being in? Lmao.

>>712521150 (OP)
Basedjaks killed Nintendo

>>712529751
>Nin10yearolds
LMFAO

This dumb shit is pure gold.

>>712521512
Nintendo is something generally only people in 1st world countries were able to afford, so it wasn't passed down over a couple generations to create new fans.

>>712529842
maybe the mods should ban the op of these switch 2 shitpost threads and the schizo guy that's always in them

>>712529792
looking back, ninja gaiden 4 actually interests me, but I stand with what I said about the other games

>>712522819
Lol, either I'm going crazy, or there's a whole religious symbolism in that image. He's fucking posing like Jesus, even the halo is represented in the line effects behind the image, inviting faithful followers to consume.

>>712526004
The average normalfag is very gullible, I see it on instagram, they'll believe anything a youtuber or "influencer" tells them. Be aware you're in a echochamber when it comes to gaming information.

>>712521656
Change the WiiU's sale number to 1 MILLION, but leave the blue line the same length, and you have exactly what these Switch 2 hate threads feel like.

>>712526230
That's a perfectly logical thing to do, but it's retarded when people judge consoles solely on their launch and think they won't ever get it. "Pfft, just Mario Kart and DK in a month? Yeah this console is trash." The most logical thing you can do is wait and see.

>>712523631
Way better performance. The Switch 1 struggles to run a lot of its games at 60fps or even a locked 30fps.
Switch 2 runs everything way, WAY, better. Even with no patches/upgrades. It just runs every game better.

>>712521880
Exactly, if i wanted to play third party games i'd play them on my PC, i bought the switch for the exclusives and bloodborne is the last game keeping me from selling my ps5

>>712521237
anon... most people who bought it were scalpers.

>>712521150 (OP)
Holy cope.
>>712521284
Turn off the projector, Mr. Brown.

>>712521150 (OP)
fastest SELLING (not shipped, SELLING) nintendo hardware of all time + you lost and got raped

>>712531271
>source: my festering axewound

>>712521284 >>712521528 cry harder snoyniggers

>>712524548 >>712526950 cope cope cope

>>712521150 (OP)
It's now sold out in Germany until August

>>712521150 (OP)
3.5 milly, bitch

>$499

and you wonder why

>>712521237
I'm gonna choose to believe my eyes instead of Nintendo propaganda

>>712533058
I can orded it at MSRPG right now in Germany.
Dumb krautcel.

>>712521150 (OP)
>no artifical shortage
>so its a failure
lol.

>>712521472
>being proud of having profound retardation
Why do you do this to yourself?

numbers never lie :)

>>712521669
>bingtendo knowingly lied to their investors
You're fucking beyond retarded, holy fucking shit.

>>712521150 (OP)
>westoids keep coping
just like stellar blade's success, it's carried by zhang chads. betabux timmies, kneel

>>712533568
You are arguing with shitposters

>>712533568
Post a peer reviewed study of the Shitch 2 sales please.
No fucking shit Nintendo is lying to their investors.

>>712521284
need ericschizo to be added in the picture along with pcvegan and its complete

>>712533568
>>712533639
>people don't lie
>people don't steal
>people don't kill
>the birds are singing
>and there is a big shinning happy sun outside
are you 5 years old?

>>712525397
That's so fucking hot.

>>712535439
Big companies are obligated to release real numbers to their investors, it could bring catastrophic legal consequences if they didn't

Humongous fucking retard.

humiliation ritual general

>>712521150 (OP)
>nintendo delays the console months and months so that they could have more than enough stock to combat scalpers.
>some stock remains avalible after hundreds of thousands of players pick up pre orders of the console

You zoomies have been mind broken by the artifical scarcity shit that they do with other consoles.

>>712521150 (OP)
>didn't sell out
maybe 'cuz nintendo was better prepared

Was it a mistake to overship a new console? It lacks that special feeling new systems usually have because anyone can find one. The PS5 felt like a genuine luxury good because of how scarce it was at launch.

>>712536591
>Unironicaly going on ResetEra
just end it

>>712536591
>it’s not about thing
>it’s about fomo
I share a planet with these people

>>712535576
people are also obligated not to kill, it says so in the law

>>712536591
They brought a switch 2 to flex on people without one only to realise that Nintendo made sure everyone could get one.
Sounds like they get what they fucking deserve, the fucking retard.

>>712521237
>>3.5mil sold in less than a week
Only the hard core Nintendodrones bought it, no sales from normies and other type of autist.
Basically, that’s all they’re ever going to sell

>>712525397
Grandpa Max, NO!

>>712521150 (OP)
I mean it did sell out multiple times and has been restocked...multiple times lol.

Sales figures talk alone.

>>712521150 (OP)
bullshit, my local Target, Staples, Best Buy, PCRichard and Gamestop are all sold out

>>712521528
I like how list only pc games

Why would Switch 2 sell out?

>>712536591
least obvious rage baiter.

>>712537430
The law is insignificant in the face of (((investors)))

>>712521501
That's /v/ in a nutshell. Faggots with no life that probably have fried dopamine receptors from giving their wagie bucks to a whore that didn't say their name come here and make these posts.
It's the same fuckers making both types of posts.

>>712536591
>gayera
>i have a 5090
>oh yeah founders
>no it's an AIB
>AHAHAHAHA FAGGOT LOSER CANT GET A FOUNDERS WHAT A FAGGOT
heh

>>712521237
The Switch 1 sold 150M. The Switch 2 is 98% less successful than the Switch 1. Yes, I would call that a flop.

>>712521150 (OP)
Didn't it just restock and also get return stock from people who bought it twice but didn't want to wait for delivery

>>712521528
All things I can play on pc. Why would I need a PS5 or xbone series ever?

>>712542457
You don't. Consoles are cheap upfront but expensive later, much more expensive. A PC is the opposite. Worst case, you'd want one for an exclusive like GTA 6, but these days they seem to be timed so just wait a year.

>>712525397
>Trudee origins
What's the source? Title returns nothing. This is honestly well animated

>>712521528
This, tendies are living on scraps and leftovers.

>>712521150 (OP)
I have a friend who was seething about the switch 2 price. He was gobbling up all the fake stories anf reactionary bullshit going around. He insisted that he wasn't going to buy it.

Yesterday he was whining to me that he can't find a switch 2 anywhere

>>712521237
Well you made this retarded post, I’d call that a flop. Congratulations anon!

>>712521763
You spent a lot of effort to tell us that you only play bing bing wahoo anon

$500 Mario Kart machine, and Mario Kart World fucking sucks.

>>712523631
I brought one because

>It's gonna have the Nintendo exclusives on it, which I'm very likely gonna want to play
>It's got the entire back catalogue of Switch 1 available
>I'm almost certainly gonna buy one anyway, so I might as well get it now and start playing the games with better performance

I was playing Guardians of Azuma anyway, so I grabbed a Switch 2 and upgraded it to the S2 version. Performance, visuals, loading times, all far, far better. Great increase. I imagine it'll be the same or similar going through my old backlog and replaying any of the games I've been meaning to revisit.

>>712521237
Because unlike most launches which are heavily supply constrained, Nintendo shipped a ton of units. But even still, if it didn't completely sell out, that's not a great sign for its future.

>>712543967
The turban should just be toads head pattern

>>712525080
Shitposting aside, Pikmin 3 is my favourite by far.

>Pikmin 1 is mostly just a tech demo
>Pikmin 2 is mostly procgen slop that encourages you to play *without Pikmin* and makes you overvalue every single Purple
>Pikmin 3 is just a beautiful, fun experience
>Pikmin 4 never quite hit the same for some reason, maybe the dog

I'd say 3 > 1 > 4 > 2 for me.

As a side note 2 also carries the Original Sin of the franchise, where all the interest and depth from Olimar's character in Pikmin 1 was thrown out the fucking window and now he's just a soulless treasure hunter who happily endangers his previously beloved Pikmin for the noble cause of helping his boss pay off a debt that's got nothing to do with him. It's retarded. Olimar is putting Pikmin in danger and getting them killed to help a company that doesn't treat him well and of which he has no ownership in stay afloat. That single choice ruined his character and pivoted the tone of every Pikmin game that followed, since his character has now just been "Treasure Hunter" with zero nuance or depth.

>>712525397
TRVKE

>>712525774
>I reminded him, that nintendo SPECIFICALLY said theyre overstocking the switch 2 deliberately, and getting ahead of tarrifs etc
Everyone seems to just selectively forget this, it's crazy.

Like, on /v/, on Twitter, on Leddit, even just normal news sources, the "WTF, Switch 2 still in stock, FLOPFLOPFLOPFLOP!" doomposting was absolutely unreal. Nintendo specifically said they were making a fucking tonne of them to have enough to lead through to Christmas and yet I was practically drowning in essays about how this proves the price point was too high, people won't pay for blahblahblah.

The actual numbers come out and everyone's wondering how could this even happen, even in this thread people saying it's just a lie.

The other one is downplaying the Switch 1's launch, saw people saying "Switch 1 only sold 300k week 1 in Japan, people were really down on it after the WiiU." Does nobody remember that you couldn't get a Switch 1 in Japan for months after release? Nintendo underestimated demand after the WiiU.