Thread 712523956

Do female gamers really like this?

we do

>>712523956 (OP)
no those are trannies
>>712524029
dilate

>>712524081
you seem normal.

The joke is alright, but the execution is terrible.

the punchline is sex btw

>>712523956 (OP)
I'm not sure Lann was popular with chicks. I'm not sure any of the WotR romances were, except maybe a yaoi romance with Daeran. I know bitches like Tristian from kingmaker and Heinrix from RT though

>>712523956 (OP)
LIZARD TOUGE

>>712523956 (OP)
He should have specced in magic, then he'd be the lizard wizard haha

>>712524136
you don't

Do female gamers like to be mentor figure to young male companions?

>>712524318
It is in many of the best jokes

>>712523956 (OP)
Women aren't funny

>>712524318
zoomers humor
>>712524762
this nigger is 12 years old

>>712524386
As if alignment in modern pozzo shit are in any way accurate.

why are modern women so thirsty?

>>712525001
women like sex too retard

>>712525181
Explain all my ex wives hating sex then???

>>712525001
because they're perpetually hopped up on ero and romantasy slop

>>712523956 (OP)
Women are as different from each other as men. Some might, some might now. You’re retarded.

Post the wall of cheese

>>712524318
You deliberately entered the thread, you clicked on the picture, and you are mad.
How could this be happening to you??

By the way, this reaction to the topic is pathetic. Do you get upset whenever you look down? Are you simmering with rage whenever you have to take a piss?

>>712525276
heh

>>712525706
Ship of Thesaurus for wojaks.

>>712525706
Prostate envy is a real thing.

>>712525381
what if i might later?

crystal cafe is so dead
where do i go now?

>>712524386
Why would a lawful goody two shoes paladin dude pick wenduag

>>712528760
Spidercat pussy got me acting strange

>>712523956 (OP)
not really since neither men or women like Lann. Daeran is the winner for femcels.

>>712528760
I can fix her with the power of penis.

>>712525706
literally the dream relationship

>>712528760
wenduagfags are mentally ill, surprise!

>>712525706
>likes to imagine her bf is fucking her
why doesn't she just... get fucked by her bf?
maybe install some mirrors/cameras if she wants good angles.

>>712530229
You don't understand women anon

Yeah?
Juts imagine long, sensual tongue deep inside your pussy. Easy to understand

Swarm-that-walks devouring women from the inside out flies and maggots crawling in their vaginal cavities and rectum slowly eating their insides painful screaming agony

>>712525181
Source?

>>712530229
Have you ever been with a woman?

>>712523956 (OP)
a man drew that

>>712523956 (OP)
Focus on the clit, anons. Just pistoning is rarely enough to make her orgasm.

>>712532619
The important thing is to aim for the sides, not straight down the barrel
Or so I've been told

>>712525706
>a realm of pure fantasy

>>712523956 (OP)
>human women have shit taste in beastpeople
you learn something new everyday

>>712532483
None of the women I've been with were cucks.

WOMEN GET OUT OF MY BOARD!!!
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>712523956 (OP)
My girlfriend (real, female) is into male dragons and has a pet chameleon, so yes women are like that.

>>712533136
>has a pet chameleon
yjk

>>712532991
IT'S YEARNING THERE'S A DIFFERENCE

>>712525001
Kek that twittard has no idea how degenerate women are. They just pretend it's different when they do it.

>>712530229
Would you turn down the chance to watch your gf make out with another girl? It's similar logic

>>712525707
Damn, this talented sister mastered the art of auto-dilation. Stretching that gaping axe wound by sheer mania alone.

>>712533182
Way too small for that.

>>712523956 (OP)
Baroness Gauthier is CUTE

>>712533309
I don't really get much out of watching my gf make out with someone else.

>>712533309
>Would you turn down the chance to watch your gf make out with another girl?
Yes? Lesbian shit is not hot at all

>>712524386
They like Daeran quite a lot. Isn’t he the #2 romance after Arue?

>>712530521
>>712532483
>all women have AAP

>three different runs in the past months
>not fucking one gave me Setsuna Shy as general option
Fuck you Owlcat.

never interact with female gamers

>>712534405
Ye, although men romance him as well I know I did

>>712528760
They wouldn't.

>>712534657
But that pic is literally perfect

>>712528760
That art comes from a prominent redditor who made a series of comics about le lawful good wenduag romance. When he gets to the part where you have to excuse her murdering someone he just goes "lmao just close your eyes for this part haha."

Wendufags are mentally ill.

is this really what femanons think?

>>712534847
I hope not. I should be the one that's mommied. I don't want to raise two daughters, one of them being my wife.

Going down on a woman is gay and if a woman wants you to do that she sees you as a fellow woman and not as a man and thus doesn't want to carry your offspring.

>>712525001
>why are modern women so thirsty?
>modern
Women have been thirsty (more so than men) since the dawn of time. It was just harder to be a degenerate slut without effective contraception back in the day.
>but muh gf won't do anything except vanilla missionary once a month
Work on your cocksmanship.

>>712524386
>All my friends are good people so it's okay for me to have a serial killer and rapist friend while being fully aware of what he's doing and not reporting him to the police

>>712539371
>Women have been thirsty (more so than men) since the dawn of time
I think this is just a function of male/female relationships though. Women can get sex basically whenever they want, if men could do the same they would do it. Just look at the way gay men act.

>>712539669
>Women can get sex basically whenever they want
Yes, and? Doesn't mean they enjoy it any less, they just get to be more picky about their partners.

>>712539428
Wenduag dundu nuffin

>>712533104
Women dont use the internet (I just checked).

>>712539903
This, they post through their PMS mind network

>>712523956 (OP)
No, they don't play games

>>712523956 (OP)
Yes, do you not remember the sort of RPGMaker games teenaged girls used to gravitate towards

>>712532592
It's funny because it's true, the artists is indeed male

>>712524227
this, the way you do this joke is she rejects him with bullshit about how he's not her type
next panel is him using his agile, long tongue to do something, like fishing out the last olive in an olive jar or whatever, a she goes AWOOGA from afar
third panel is her saying she'll give him another chance, while drooling

>>712526065
>Ship of Thesaurus
retard. it's called the Ship of Tedious

>>712534702
>ignores how Daeran has a lot of fanart
>And Lann
>And Arueshalae too
>Brings up a completely unrelated character that's not a romance option
You can tell bro was bitter

Why are the fanbases of CRPGs like this? It's like being a fan of speedrunning and you become a tranny by association.

>>712541062
Playing CRPGs requires lots of autism, and autism is one of the many ways to troonism

>>712539821
Anon I'm just saying that their ability to freely act according to their desires gives the impression that they are hornier than men. Everyone is horny.

>>712533569
then you're part of a weird minority, because lesbian has been the most como heterosexual male fetish for over a millennia

>>712543335
*common

>>712541062
CRPGs can attract a sizable female (female) audience if they've got decent romances. It's like a more involved VN

>>712543335
>getting off to dyke porn is the same as being a cuck who watches his gf kiss someone else

>>712530229
the meme was made by a troon who wishes he was a woman who wishes she was a guy. you wouldn't get it

>>712523956 (OP)
What the fuck is a touge?

>>712543479
>watches his gf kiss someone else
there's a gigantic difference between a man and a woman coming into play here
yes, watching your gf making out with another guy is fucked up and indeed makes you a cuck
but you're not seriously getting intimidated by another woman doing it? not only it is hot as far as kinks goes, but there are no downsides to you (you get to make out and even fuck two women at the end of the day)

>>712528760
>"Thanks Lann! You're so awesome Lann!" -Lann
Wenduag is definitely going to betray me but Lann is annoying so Wendy it is

>>712543797
Anon it's cuck shit no matter how much it gets your dick hard. Sex produces a bond between people. Inserting a third person into your relationship is disgusting no matter what sex they are. Also your gf would have to be a whore in the first place to even agree to it.

>>712543797
The only way your gf's lips should be touching another woman's is if they're both slobbering on your cock, otherwise it's cuckshit

>>712523956 (OP)
tonguelets will never recover from this

>>712543897
Gigabased stacy

>>712524762
This. On that note, time for OGLAF

>>712528760
Humans aren't automatons, D&D alignments are meant to be guidelines for behavior in general. It's 100% consistent for a male character to deviate from his values on some occasions explicitly because of his weakness to spider pussy.
NE is the gentleman's alignment regardless

>>712524386
Chicks like Daeran and Woljif. I'm sure some people like Lann but he's definitely not popular. If Wenduag was less of an obvious retard I'm not sure anyone would ever take Lann.

>>712523956 (OP)
Enjoy your throat cancer niggers

>>712525001
>modern
always been like that

>>712543897
not to be SEXIST or whatever but why not just clock the bitch and be done with it? or better yet, grow a spine and leave your gf, she clearly doesn't value you if she's fucking someone else and doesn't give a single fuck about how you feel about it.

>>712544901
I genuinely find it more fun to eat out my gf than getting head

>>712529181
I would say the same but she's a whore and it made me drop the game.

>>712545271
I can fix her

>>712540318
Regill simps are completely unhinged. Wenduag simps are surprisingly wholesome considering their waifu is basically a dumb animal, and while Camellia simps are fucked up at least they have some self-awareness about it, but Regill simps are just entirely detached from reality.

>>712545271
The only thing that supports that is some lines on the DLC that Owlcat didn't make conditionals for her romance because their games are held together with glue and vodka

>>712545426
Anon she talks about wanting to breed with Daeran the moment you meet him.

>>712529181
Such a dogshit romance, I was really let down when I did it.

The worst part is that it's clearly meant to be done by a Good character, but the whole fucking romance is her murdering people and your character going "Oh well, no big deal." One of her victims begs you to save her and your character does fucking nothing, because they wanna fuck Wenduag.

It's such a disappointing player centric morality. Honestly, any good character that actually went through with the Wenduag romance should have had their morality flipped because of the absolute nonsense they put up with.

>>712544428
how do i make my tongue bigger?
just jelq it like my cock?

>>712545426
She doesn't say anything of the sort in the DLC, it's all in the base game

>>712546221
It's the most complex and easy to fuck up romance, I'm convinced nobody has ever done the true secret definitive ultra supreme route without a guide.

>>712546262
pull on it??

>>712545937
>look it up
>it's true
lol
Well not breeding exactly (that comes later) but she does lick her lips and calls him handsome

>>712528348
Really?

Love from Kazakhstan.

>>712523956 (OP)
>female gamers
No, but women do

>>712547007
dead as in barely anyone posts

>>712543797
You're just a weird pervert, anon. Watching porn is completely different then matters that involve your actual partner. You shouldn't want to see her being intimate with anyone else.

>love interest who isn’t a whore and is a pure virgin
>best ending other than Arue’s new one
>everyone hates her

>>712547536
Well she is a cunt to you even if you are good, that usually only happens AFTER you get married, not before the first date.

>>712547536
Kids status?

>>712525001
>Dorothy avatar
What a louse

>>712545097
It's probably not real but if not the dude's just a simp retard. I'm glad I'm because if I found myself in that situation somehow, I'd go to jail.

>>712547810
They’re coming

>>712545097
Such is the mindset of yurifags, they get off to it

Only terminally online incel autismos think women will have a lower opinion of you if you go down on her when in reality most actually love it and it's the easiest way to make them writhe like animals in heat

>>712547536
>everyone
Trannies, midwits and womens more like.

>>712540163
I implore you to consider these people cannot into subtly. The WORDS WORDS WORDS thing isn’t a meme

>>712544901
Only if you do it with nasty bitches who didn't take the HPV vaccine.

>dude sex lmao
What a great, witty and funny joke.

>>712547810
Rent free.

>>712548128
This but unironically

>>712548037
Based, I also love to go down on my wife after he boyfriend finished inside her.

>honest and dependable
>good father
>chief of his tribe
>gives you children in his ending

>most women don’t want him and the only ones that do like him for his tongue

Sad…

>>712548221
You coomers are literally female brained. You are failed men. Microplastics made you this way.

>>712548280
Such is the fate of being a nice guy

>>712545937
>falling for basic bitch woman moment jealousy bait
Anon, you're meant to fuck her extra hard that night then take her for a romantic walk

>>712547536
>turbo hag
>is retarded despite having lived for 100+ years
no thanks bro

>>712548378
Kek is this your default response every time the topic is brought up? She says it in act 1, this is two acts before you can romance her

>>712548037
>cries about da incelz
>while generalizing women and saying all of them want to get eaten out by men
Nice self-report, retard.

>>712548479
most doesn't mean all, retardo
just like how around more than half women need clit stimulation to get off rather than just pure penetration

>>712523956 (OP)
Women wouldnt touch an Owlcat game

>>712525706
Pooner moment.

>>712548602
>he doesn’t know

>>712548586
>outing himself as a dicklet
Dude...

>>712544752
Answer the question. Why would a lawful goody two-shoes paladin pick Wenduag, a known murderer and traitor, who literally just confessed to wanting to lure you into the cult's hands to boot.
Please, any kind of sensible answer. Literally ANY. I'll wait.

>>712548727
know what? NTA but I'd bet there are more homosexuals and trannies playing than actual women

>>712525001
Those arent women, even if they are, they barely exist anyways.

>>712547536
I wonder if there might be some particular event in the story that makes everyone hate her hmmm....

>>712549031
They wouldn't and in an actually serious story that alone would cause you to fall considering unlike other classes, Paladins are super strict alignment and restrictions wise

Foids are porn addicted perverts who are incapable of feeling love.

>>712547536
She doesn't have enough presence in the story and the one notable time she does it's the pivotal momentum un womanum.

>>712549031
I predict he'll say that Lann can be fine on his own and that he's going to take care of Wenduag so she won't hurt anyone else

>>712523956 (OP)
Yes, women like sex just not with you.

>>712549530
One of my problems with WotR is that something like this isn't actually an option. You either fully endorse someone or you are against them, there's very little room for actual nuance.

>>712549296
I guess /v/ is mostly foids then

>>712533104
Now I will use it more

>>712523956 (OP)
Disgusting.

>>712549295
>these are the guys calling you a chud

>>712551125
No, just faggots

>>712549605
That's because you are always unavailable and never pick up on their signs

>>712534847
we already do those things as well as game though.

>>712552636
There was a tennis girl in my highschool class that I'm like 90% sure was into me but I never acted on it.

>>712552768
how many houses have you built and how many wars have you died in so far?

>>712552852
>yeah but how does this affect you personally

>>712552852
Im rich so obviously i hire the poor to do these things for me. I was merely speaking in generalities as part of 1 of the 2 only genders.

>>712547964
Obsessed

>>712553068
Found the yurisister

>Women like getting cunnilingus
What the fuck, bros?????????

>>712553524
women are easy to brainwash if you lick their clits correctly and thoroughly.

>>712553524
They don't actually, they consider it beta bitch behavior

>>712553312
>jerking off to hot biological girls makes you a tranny
I guess by that logic you are homosexual since you clearly prefer penises to be on screen

>>712553667
This. If you tongue a girl's clit for a minute or two they'll do literally anything you ask of them.
It's like a cheat code.

>>712548280
I've had around 6 full playthroughs of WotR and I will always take him with me. Wenduag dies like a dog every time.

>>712553671
I truly wish to meet a girl who thinks this way just out of curiosity so I can begin to form a stereotype.

>>712553671
you have never interacted with a woman in your life though

>>712523956 (OP)
He needs to be an actual lizardman. I remember when Skyrim came out women made a big deal of the male Argonians sounding sexy.

>>712528348
>crystal cafe
What the fuck is this shit?

>>712524081
you are more mentally ill than the people who you hate

>>712524081
>dilate
I dont think you know what that means.

>>712554289
Gib schizo gf

>>712553524
Yeah but not from chad, chad isn't supposed to be a submissive cuck who gets throat cancer. They have the betabux provider husband to eat them out instead.

>>712523956 (OP)
How do you go through all the effort of drawing this and still typo "tongue"

>>712547536
Arue is purified, meaning Galfrey can't even have the virgin title anymore, sad!

>>712554289
call dibs on the nazi

>>712554289
I hate wojakniggers so much

>>712523956 (OP)
>dude le crass and gross sex humor for the bottom of the barrel
Westoids, not even once.

>>712524745
No. That's a guy fetish 99% of the time. There is some women into it but they're a tremendous outlier amongst outliers.

>>712557297
If you read a /ss/ doujin with a lot of focus on the shota then chances are it was drawn by a woman

>>712529181
Still mad Wendu is the closest thing we will get to having a Catfolk in a Pathfinder game. Give me pretty kitties, for fucks sake.

>>712548280
I mean that's all really fucking boring, though. A powerful wealthy knight lord with a dark side he keeps hidden? That'd be peak. A dangerous sorcerer who does diabolical things, but it's ultimately to protect you? That'd be peak. Hell, even just Lann but 'he hates surface dwellers and takes it out on you, but it becomes fetish-esque when you respond positively to it'? That'd be peak.

Nobody wants some dependable, mature few-problems nice guy that wants to hold your hand and go on dates.

>>712558008
You've got Nenio

>>712528348
>CC died
Expected it to desu
>>712554289
"woman" 4chan. In reality it was full of troons, it did have actual women but they were all normies bitching about woman problems like "muh bf" and "muh womanhood"

>>712558301
Nenio is literally too autist to do the sex, though.

>>712558187
>all different degrees of "he has to be an asshole/evil"

>>712523956 (OP)
Wendy is my favorite.

>>712558301
And she's even worse than Wendog

>>712524386
>>712523956 (OP)
These comics make it seem like the lizard is a big guy but he's just a twink. A pretty ugly one too.
Does this game not have any goo looking males?

>>712558597
No fag, now leave

>>712558346
Shades of grey. That being said, pure evil is at least more funny than pure good.

His tongue is normal though

>>712558597
Depends on what you're into

>>712558597
Not really. Daeran's alright but he's still an acquired taste. That being said, it's more about characterization than portraits in these games.

Notice how these "anti coomers" suddenly come out of the woods and spam the same exact sentence everywhere.
This isn't the first time they pulled this shotty attempt at meme warfare either. Try to remember all those times you saw something getting pushed blitzkrieg style by a bunch of these lame ass faggots, they're never bothering to elaborate or discuss anything, just scroll through every thread waiting for an opportunity to post their standard issue one-liner and then call you mad. Getting into a shouting competition like this IS their goal, they want to drag you down to their level and claim victory because they managed to make you look like a fool without even actually arguing anything. Like the obvious phoneposting prevents them from making longer, high effort posts, but it arms them with insane spam capabilities. And this easily embeds itself in your memory.
The powers that be are so lazy they didn't even bother to give them any whine variations this time. Hell, half the time they post the comic themselves just so they can get mad at it easier. You can expect this thread to be back in less than 8 hours after it falls off the board, complete with 10-20 monkeys repeating the same shit all day.

>>712549295
>russian liberals

>>712558187
More popular with women than every Owlcat male romance put together

>>712524029
Tits or GTFO

>>712558904
Man I miss DAO Alistair. He was just the right mix of snarky and serious.

>>712558187
truth nuke

>>712559226
>truth nACK

>>712523956 (OP)
Is that supposed to be the Aasimar general girl from the crusade mode?

Wtf man. Look at this shit. Why do straights get super cute and beautiful options for romance but for girls/fags you have to romance an ugly lizard?

>>712559628
>meanwhile on genderbent /v/

>>712525001
If a woman is overtly sexual (like a man), they're either
A) Not a woman.
B) A complete fucking hag troll who is desperate for any form of attention.

>>712558904
Because Alistair wasn't a few-problems dependable nice guy. He was a trillion problems nice guy. He was heavily groomed by the Chantry, was prone to hero worship of figures like Duncan and had to be pressed into becoming King. He had a vitriolic hatred for Loghain that could press him into becoming a depressive alcoholic if he wasn't allowed to kill him. He struggled with topics like religion, the oaths of the wardens and who he was meant to be. All of which gave him absolutely incredible nuance. Being with Alistair essentially meant taking what was still a directionless young man and moulding him into the sovereign of a nation, with the opportunity to be right there by his side. He also had incredibly funny writing behind him. I could go on at length about how he was good, you don't need to convince me on that.

>>712559628
I mean, REAL straight men already has the perfect woman from act 1.

>>712559858
>He was a trillion problems nice guy
So is Lann, what's your point?

>>712523956 (OP)
Who the fuck cares? Just shut the fuck up and never make a thread about this again.

>>712554289
>crystal cafe
All of these archtypes are trannies. Women probably made up 5% of that sites population. The rest were trannies larping as women.

>>712558597
>but he's just a twink
The only non twink is the bara DLC shifter Ulbrig

>>712559932
Lann's problems entirely boiled down to that he was a freaky mutant who lived under-ground. This went nowhere. Ever. His only progression is gaining the confidence to be chief of the mutant freaks who live under-ground. It's one-note, boring as fuck and empty of a conclusion worthy of making you give a damn.

>>712524318
LMAO SEX

>>712549031
>. Why would a lawful goody two-shoes paladin pick Wenduag
I could come up with an answer with more nuance than the game allows, but the answer is just don't start as a paladin

>>712560250
Nah he's great, second best questline in the game btw (best one is Woljif)

>>712559892
Cuckold.

>>712559628
Are you really trying to pretend that Arue's portraits are incredibly sexy and beautiful? I could find you a woman who looks just like that, minus the horns and wings, on tinder. For being a supposed succubus, they could've put more effort into making her hot.

>>712525706
Yuritroons, this is your mindset.

>>712523956 (OP)
>Lann
No. Ew no.

>>712560338
So you're gonna pretend the issue here is the "paladin" part and not the "lawful goody two-shoes" part. This makes me doubt your claim to be able to come up with any sort of answer whatsoever.

>>712560338
>but the answer is just don't start as a paladin
The topic was about paladins, but go ahead, this applies to every good aligned character btw

>>712559628
Monkeypox infested faggot hands wrote this post.

>>712560348
Well I'm glad you're so easily pleased, Lann should at least make one person happy.

>>712559858
Steve Valentine did a fantastic job voicing Alistair.

>>712559628
Daeran is the best romance however

>>712552798
I feel you
I sometimes wonder if I am autistic, some hints seem very obvious looking back

>>712560571
Agreed. I think all the performances in DAO were pretty great.

>>712560443
Maybe she made an effort to make herself look less attractive, given that she's trying not to seduce mortals

>>712561052
She doesn't, and she can't, Owlcat just hires bad artists

>>712561123
Did you not see the original Arue, she looks ugly there too

>>712523956 (OP)
Touge

>>712561183
No she looks fine in her Wayne Reynolds artwork

>>712549530
The proper way to "take care of Wenduag so she won't hurt anyone else" would be to bury her six feet further underground right then and there, but if you take that option the plot says "nuh-uh" and lets her escape. Picking Wenduag is less about your character's alignment and more about your character being stupid, because even an evil character would have to be retarded to take someone so openly traitorous and power hungry.

>>712560443
She's very pretty. You sound like a fag and that is coming from one.

>lynches a street urchin for stealing a loaf of bread
THANKS LANN
>curbstomps a Tiefling
YOU'RE SO AWESOME LANN

swarmbro should commission people's OCs getting SWARMED

>>712561442
She's okay but modded alternatives are a million times better

>>712525706
My wife does this. My wife actually fucking does this.

>>712561695
You're gay

>>712561302
>Picking Wenduag is less about your character's alignment and more about your character being stupid, because even an evil character would have to be retarded to take someone so openly traitorous and power hungry.
Gamers love the "I can fix her" meme until you actually have to fix her, many such cases

>>712561753
Technically he'd be bisexual, no?

>>712561840
Counterpoint: Kibellah.

>>712561302
Human male paladins will do anything for some pussy!

>>712561302
Nocticula still keeps Shamira around despite her obvious want for the throne. It's pretty easy to roleplay that your character just thinks they can outmaneuver any betrayal.

>>712561932
You don't have to fix shit with Kib, she's your groomed maid that kneels for your dick immediately and molds herself to whatever you want. She fixes herself.

>>712561840
Your waifu is just shit bro, sorry

>>712543897
rofl

>>712561993
She requires direct player intervention to be fixed. You are just mad people like her, but not Wendog or Shitmellia, so you make up dumb shit.

>>712561695
abortachu

>>712561302
I know, and as you said, the game even allows you to attack her right then and there, but they always like to cope with that logic even though accepting Wenduag requires you to accept the mongrel army as well as to fuck over Lann who is painted as a traitor and a coward by Wenduag

>>712561561
>put on a little bit of make up and lenses
>a million times better
The OG is really not that different. Lay off the porn.

>>712561993
Owlcat does read these threads to make Kibbles

>>712561753
>>712561851
Yes, that's true.

>>712559628
>beast person
>just human with two or three animal accessories
I fucking hate this shit
give me a proper batwife you cowards

>>712562334
she sucks your dick while hanging upside down

>>712562334
That's a succubus retard

>>712562001
Too bad Viccy's canon endings are deplorable. Much prefer a modded LE one I found years ago.

>>712562416
No you see it's super special GOD poison that none of your 9 tiers of spells do anything against :^)
And no you can't just resurrect her either because

>>712524318
peak woman humor

>>712561695
no she doesn't. you're brown, fat, and single

>>712524386
Daeran has both yumes (straight romance) and fujos. I have seen both.

>>712562397
why give her wings? aren’t succubi just female sex demons?

>>712562726
Can you stop pretending you don't know what succubi are.

>>712562726
And succubi are usually portrayed with wings yes

>>712562641
I am white and I am certainly not single. Hell, I'm a parent even.

>>712563618
>kids will grow up thinking that their mom is openly cucking their dad because she keeps bringing twinks to the house
Grim

>>712563618
>no timestamp
>no wife's tits
I habeeb you, anon-kun.

>>712535015
But I want to have two wives, one of them being my daughter

>>712563769
Nope. The shit we do is completely distanced from our little one. Like, only if he spends a night at the grandparents or something like that ya know.

>>712524318
>the punchline is sex btw
>go into 80% of threads on /v/
>PLAP PLAP PLAP SEX SEX SEX
What's your point, retard?

>>712564146
its not okay when women do it!

>>712564146
Are /v/ threads meant to be jokes or humor?

Canon KC is;
>Aasimar
>Female
>Bard
>Chaotic Good
>Azata
>Romance Arue
>Ascension ending
>Impregnated with twins

>>712564518
>>female
>>bard
>>ascension
I mean can you get any more wrong.

>>712564518
what's sneethe?
is it just sneed?

>>712564607
What did you expect from a troon?

>>712525706
real pooner hours

>>712559326
I still hold firm to the opinion that Tristian should have been a woman instead.

>>712564518
why would a lesbian care about impregnation. Also >succubus tightness
lol

>>712564860
Because he likes to force his tranny fetish about Arueshalae growing a dick despite her being incapable of doing so

>>712564518
based

>>712564809
No

>>712525001
>cuckquean posting
Based as fuck, minus points for denying her urges but the denial can also be cute in a tsundere sort of way

>>712564809
I'd agree only if the goats didn't exist.

>>712564860
>Also >succubus tightness
If a sex demon wasn't tight then she would fail at the most basic of jobs

>>712564950
Gross

>>712523956 (OP)
every chick I have ever fucked absolutely loved being eaten out deep and most (90%) also loved having their ass eaten and tongue fucked

I am a sex addict with more than 500 partners, so my sample size is large

before you get upset, these were NOT all attractive women and I am deeply ashamed and disgusted with myself at some of the hogs I have ridden

>>712564518
was waiting for this kek
based lesbo degenerate

>>712524745
You're 26, you're not a young male anymore

>>712565226
Do sex addicts even have fun having sex.

>>712565145
How many pussies have you been in

>>712561302
>Picking Wenduag is less about your character's alignment and more about your character being stupid, because even an evil character would have to be retarded to take someone so openly traitorous and power hungry.
It's actually about wanting to fuck her, that's pretty much it and makes plenty sense. The only "correct" way to pick Wenduag is a dude who just wants to fuck her and lets the thirst for spider pussy cloud his judgement, there's no justifiable reason to take her along if you don't want to romance her. Even evil characters with a brain wouldn't want her around since she's openly traitorous.

>>712565181
I know, troons are truly disgusting creatures

>>712565226
Arue is posting....

>>712564146
Yes, coomers have the brain structure of w*men and should not be allowed to post here.

>>712565323
Probably the thing that sucks most about Wendog is the fact that outside of her romance she gets fucking ZERO satisfying development. Doesn't help that if you do romance her, she essentially appears completely schizophrenic thanks to how she is written outside the romance.

>>712565226
How do you revive a girls libido? Wife's libido suddenly fell off a cliff because some weird shit happened to her thyroid. Its slowly getting better but fuck man, Im starving here

>>712533309
I’ll watch YOUR girlfriend make out with another chick. Not mine though, that’s cheating.

>>712564518
>impregnation
Troon or prison-gay dyke?

>>712564950
>pathfinder setting
>shapeshifting exist
>wizards exist
>magical potions and scrolls that can bend reality exist
>suddenly a succubus growing a penis and impregnating her love is not possible
you're retarded nigga, you have been proven wrong on every single thread you post and yet you fail to realize how stupid you're
your obsession with trannies clouds your mind

>>712523956 (OP)
Trannies aren't female.

>>712565292
barely, it's more like fulfilling a grinding compulsion

I fucked 2 different women today and nutted both times, but felt almost nothing, I have serious problems sleeping at all unless I have exhausted myself rutting. My dick is sore and chaffed and my legs hurt.

I am NOT okay, I'm just saying my sample size is extraordinarily large.

>>712565504
I don't know in the case of a medical condition, but try getting her a little high on marijuana after a good but not too heavy meal, then rub her down with coconut oil.

>>712565584
Succubi do not possess the power to grow dicks in Pathfinder.

>>712565014
>soft spoken healer character with a gentle and selfish personality who worships a goddess of light and healing
Would have been the perfect healer waifu. It was a huge mistake to make Tristian Tristian instead of Tristana or something.

>>712565682
that's right, because they come with them

>>712565584
>>shapeshifting exist
Incapable of doing so
>>wizards exist
>magical potions and scrolls that can bend reality exist
Needing to move the goalpost towards this headcanon is enough to prove me right, I accept your concession, for the one millionth time
>>712565682
They do, you even see a succubus transform herself into a man in Regill's quest, however this doesn't apply to Arueshalae, especially since she's not even a succubus anymore, no matter how much the yuritroon wishes for it to be true

>>712565682
they do retard, you're a secondary pajeet for not knowing this

>>712565684
>selfish
I meant selfless. Pardon my retardation.

>>712565684
He also betrays you later on. You just want a soft healer virgin waifu.

>>712565812
The succubus in Regill's quest transforms into other women.
>>712565829
>secondary calling anyone secondary
lol
lmao

>>712564146
/v/ is full of women

>>712565654
Will try it out, it cant hurt

>>712565812
>goddess of whatever turns aru into a mortal
>but doesn't give her a cock so she can knock up the commander
lame

>>712565934
Nope, she transform into a Sarenrae cleric IIRC and Galfrey. Stop doubling down, you're just proving these troons right

>>712565443
She does get a really good romance though, no complaints there. But yes, without it she's dead weight.

>>712565443
I assume most Wendufags only look at Darker Grey's fanart and fall in love there

>>712565915
>He also betrays you later on
Because he's easily manipulated. A cute flaw for a healwife to have and one I can forgive.
>You just want a soft healer virgin waifu
Yes, and?

>>712565967
if she hasn't smoked before/recently just keep it low THC indica strain, indica is great for sex and works for most women especially combined with something like a rubdown and pussy massage

good luck

>>712565443
>outside of her romance she gets fucking ZERO satisfying development.
Just like Jimmy!
>if you do romance her, she essentially appears completely schizophrenic thanks to how she is written outside the romance
As with all things in life, blame Owlcat.

>>712565812
>shapeshifting not possible
what are mythic powers
>moving goalpost
so what are you doing in every thread? i accept your concession
>filename
you truly got your mind broken by the azata yurifag
give it up froggy, she won

I want wenduag to lay spider eggs in my ass, then bite me and bully me if I try to squeeze them out before she says its time

>>712566157
Her actual in game romance is great though, but it requires a guide. I guess most people went in blind and fucked up the hyper specific requirements, ended up trapped and betrayed in the hyperbolic time chamber, and permanently soured on the character since and I don't blame them.

>>712566230
>she won
He is you, your samefagging is obvious, tranny. Reminder that Arue and Nenio's banter about the race of your children is exclusive to male commanders

>>712528348
Isn't lolcow farm basically the crystal cafe version of kiwifarms and much bigger?

then she ties me up and says I don't get to squeeze them out, and they are fertilized (by me) and hatching soon, then she watches as her eggs hatch and our cute spidercat offspring eat me from the inside out as their first meal, and then she lives happily ever after (I don't, obviously)

>>712566312
>>712566432
Stop posting

>>712566312
>>712566432
Keep posting

>>712566171
>blame Owlcat
Well yes, they're the ones that made the game, so I'm going to blame them, who else if not?

>>712566584
>so I'm going to blame them, who else if not?
Allah.

I hated the fucking crusade system in this game. I don't give a shit about it I just wanna play with my party.

>>712566584
Paizo naturally, since Wenduag in the original pnp adventure path was a shitty early game boss fight who dies like a bitch with 2 lines to her name.

>>712566371
>He is you
No.
>Camp dialogue as proof of anything
It is not exclusive to male commander, happens to female too after choosing a very specific line of dialogue.
Play the game secondary

>>712566670
you can turn it off now

>>712566776
orly? thank fucking christ

>>712566670
Same I put it on automode

The average posting quality on this board would exponentially sky rocket if you banned everyone who posted in this thread (besides me).

>>712566701
I wonder whose OC at Owlcat Wenduag EX is.

>>712566747
>happens to female too after choosing a very specific line of dialogue
lmao no, the banter triggers automatically once you've completed Arueshalae's romance as long as you have Nenio in the party in act 5, as a MALE commander only, of course. Cope

>>712523956 (OP)
yes but not with lizards (eww)

>>712523956 (OP)
>female
>gamers
Kek, good one.

>>712566910
the faggot you are talking to probably has a mod installed to enabled his dickgirl fetish or whatever the fuck he is talking about, and forgot

>>712566840
Not me

>>712567054
That's why I told him to test it by turning off the "love is free" option in toybox, I'm sure he did it too, he's just shitposting hoping to trick people into falling for his tranny shit

>>712561302
Picking Wenduag is about knowingly inviting Starscream to join you just to see what happens.

>>712566910
>lmao no
I accept your concession.
Play the game, then come back to shitpost about how wrong and retarded you are.
>>712567054
>Samefagging
Why are you replying to yourself? Feeling bad no one sides with you?

hey guys should I play a sorcerer/paladin/vivisectionist/monk/ranger
or should I play a druid/monk/vivisectionist/cleric?
kind of leaning towards a sorcerer/monk/cleric/fighter/rogue also, not really sure

>>712567197
Starscream is my bro though.

>>712533309
Yes

>>712567273
you're a retard, shut up
I'm sure you've heard that many times irl also

>>712567273
Yep, that's a mindbroken troon

>>712566701
But Paizo had nothing to do with her in the game (that we know of)

>>712561695
>wife
You mean husband (female) you fucking chud.

>>712566165
Traitors get the rope

>>712559628
>why do straights
>but for girls
You retarded aids spreading subhuman.

>>712559628
Fags don’t get the lizard, he’s hetero only

>>712552636
>>712552798
The cute chick I got a haircut from the other day was hinting that she wanted to hang out, and I recognized it, but it literally didn't even occur to me to take her up on it. I am a broken man.

>>712568504
rip autistic anon

>>712564518
based azata yurifag shitting up the thread again

>>712567949
>>712563618
I mean wife(female) you fucking fag

>>712568390
Goddamn. Do they get anything?

>>712569016
Sosiel, Daeran and Ulbrig. The first one is gay, the other two are bisexual

>>712569006
Stop being transphobic.

>>712569006
>literal faggot calling anyone else a faggot
Geg.

>>712546367
Doesn't help one of the flags was borked at release I think.

>>712565682
They do have the ability to shapeshift so who knows

>>712566337
The romance is completely contradicted by her behavior (and your expected behavior) of her regular questline, that makes it bad by default.

>>712546337
The issue's the same. conditionals don't exist and it fucks it all up. Wenduag's romance is absolutely fucking schizo and utterly brought down from a 10/10 to at most a 7 due to that.

>>712569465
>so who knows
Refer to >>712566034

>>712560506
The answer "spidercat pussy got me acting unwise" is a perfectly valid answer to the question you just don't want to accept it.

>>712568018
>tying your retarded healer wife to the bed and punishing her for trusting a walking salad
Damn, thats kinky.

>>712569631
Just because that one doesn't do it doesn't mean she can't

>>712569694
Good thing that Tristian is male forever

>>712569764
I am not going to start a damphyr run and in my head when Lann starts his speech I'll just fire back "this shit ain't nothing to me man" and pick Wenduag.
The issue is I'll have to come up with my own lines for every major dialogue moment after.

>>712566840
I wish jannies would ban me forever so I can leave this shithole

>>712569759
Sadly modding in Pathfinder is pretty shit so there will never be a fix for this egregious mistake on Owlcats part.

>>712569928
Spam something awful and I think it will happen

>>712540163
Third panel is unnecessary if you have a brain

>>712569724
>doesn't do it
I literally said that she transforms into a Sarenrae cleric. A male one, if I have to clarify

>>712570021
My bad

>>712569764
>Shawty chose to be with an angel, sounds like her problem to me

>>712569670
Meme answer, which is frankly better than unironically writing essays trying to justify it

>>712569928
its home to some of the funniest people (me) but also some of the faggiest dumbest people (not me)
on an alignment chart it would be chaotic neutral

>>712569920
>when Lann starts his speech I'll just fire back "this shit ain't nothing to me man"
Genuinely the most valid response here.

>>712570129
No it fucking isn't. I mean technically if I was a DM and the paladin said "no lets keep the evil girl that just confessed to cannibalism and worse, purposely leading her people to ambushes and death" and when I asked him "why" he said "because I want to fuck her", I'd let him do it, I'd just make the mother fucker fall.
And then give him a chance to earn it back once the "I can fix her" part started going but that's another story
And a regular ass goodie two shoes isn't constrained by falling. If their justification is "I want to fuck the spidercat", that's a perfectly valid and human response.

>>712570354
>And a regular ass goodie two shoes isn't constrained by falling. If their justification is "I want to fuck the spidercat", that's a perfectly valid and human response.
No, not when you're good, refer to >>712562212

>>712570209
You dont sound too funny to me. Do a dance funny boy. Fuckin queer retard.

>>712570487
>zero personal weaknesses or nuance allowed in behavior
What is this autism?

>>712570546
Wendubros once again with the
>yes, I'm playing a good aligned character but I enjoy raping puppies to death, it's just a flaw, you just don't know nuance
logic

>>712570487
Anon, do you understand how sexual attraction works? Do you understand that, at times, it can lead you to do very stupid fucking things, even biblically stupid fucking things.
Do you think Paris was thinking logically and properly when he decided to take Helen back to Troy?
Do you think Adam was thinking right when he ate the fucking apple.
Are they any less "good" for making a dumb mistake?

>>712570698
>purposely ignoring the fault in others is the same as having that fault
You're a fucking idiot. Like the majority of people that have this fucking argument, which is why I've stopped taking the bait, but I was in a good mood today.
Anyway kill yourself.

>>712570828
Great post.

>>712523956 (OP)
His romance was actually unpopular if I recall, apparently it's really forced and easy to trigger accidentally by being nice
>>712524386
Yeah Daeran was the popular one for women, which makes sense to me

>>712570828
>which is why I've stopped taking the bait
Don't you have a post to make justifying Dyra's death because stealing is wrong or something?

>>712570910
>easy to trigger accidentally by being nice
She smiled at me! She must like me!

>>712544891
I like Lann well enough but he doesn't have a ton going for him after a while, he also competes with waifu bait extraordinaire Arue for an archer slot

>>712523956 (OP)
Female gamers like tall male characters who are tall and have a deep voice and smolder in a tall kind of way, They also like when he ignores all the enthusiastic-consent red flags they say they care about (but only with a female character who mentally has consented and he magically somehow knows this) and he has large hands and also they would prefer if he was tall.

>>712547536
Galfrey having a woman moment and being such an utter cunt to you for no reason even the Hand of the Inheritor (best girl btw) is confused by it.
>>712567197
She honestly makes Starscream seem smart. Shes Stupid Evil with an emphasis on stupid

>>712571176
I don't get it

>>712571368
you had to be there

>>712547536
Shes super old I doubt she's a virgin lol. She's responsible for act 4 and ruined the Crusade. Only the most retarded simp would fall for her.

Femanons in this thread deserve to be prone boned by me.

>>712569434
Its still prone to getting fucked up my flags were triggered but I couldn't use it to convince Areelu without toybox, I also had to manually upgrade a crusade ranking

>>712572570
And me

TOTAL FOID DEATH.

>>712547536
I romanced her, i liked her

>>712573918
Me too, her romance is great although it did need some more scenes and she should have joined after you save her in ch 5

>>712533309
Yes, absolutely. If my gf even proposed this idea I would break up with her.

>>712559858
alistair is a whiny bitch, but he is my bro for life

I love TF

>>712533441
>>712533569
>>712567371
>>712576515
Based.

LOL

>>712554289
I know half of those IRL

>>712578063
>>712578152
>>712579016
>this guy is here
thread's over guys it's all going to be lizard spam from here on

>>712523956 (OP)
why do brits spell tongue so stupid?

>>712579179
Call me a serpent.

>>712525001
I'm a straight man and I'm not afraid to admit Koyomi Araragi is a sexy guy.

sometimes, I would want to talk with a real woman about the things I like

>>712523956 (OP)
I hate w*men so much it's unreal.

>>712554289
>too retarded to post the actual picture
>post a fucking phonenigger screencap of the post with the picture instead
God and to think I'm not just sharing a board, an imageboard with retards like you but also a fucking universe.

>>712552636
I don't know if it's autism, but like I'd instantly be suspicious and wait for like chad to jump out with a camera to make fun of my dumb face.

>>712554289
They are all insufferable.

>Be in highschool
>friends with the class lesbian
>gradually find out she was abused by uncle
>one day she starts telling me about how she keeps having wet dreams about me
>never acted on it

>>712543467
I wish normgroids would move onto a new word to use incorrectly. I'm getting sick of literally.

>>712584716
For me its my own mental scars revolving around me confessing my feelings only to be ridiculed that keep me from interacting with women.

>>712585456
How is it being used incorrectly in that comic?

>Tell friend in elementary about the girl you like
>within 5 minutes they tell them
>Eww no way

>>712565281
>tfw missed out having doting mommy gf
why even live anymore

Female gamers gaming

>>712523956 (OP)
Lann was unpopular with practically everyone because he's a simp

>>712566427
Kiwi farmz has too many true and honest women as is

I think I'm gonna go for Camellia's romance. I just finished the bar fight and she's been a better tank than the paladin. She's kind of plain personality wise but she's hot at least

I didn't read most of the thread.
Is there an Ember romance mod yet or not?

>>712561695
>two trannies having weird cucksex around a kid that they adopted
You're going to Hell whether you like it or not

>>712561851
technically he's mentally ill. happy mental illness awareness month!

It's funny how faggots are bigger simps and far more obsessed with marrying and reproducing than 100% heterosexual men.

>>712589247
2/3 of this board is gay and the other "straight" people are incels

>>712588918
It's certainly weird cucksex because my wife wear's a dog hood and barks at us from a kennel, but you know, to each their own. Neither one of us are trannies though and that I was there for my child's birth. No adoption needed.

>>712589247
No hetero men cry that every female character romance doesn't end in babies. Arue and the sex slave have those endings now I guess Owlcat read some posts here

>CC unironically starting to infest this board
Really explains all the militant seething women defenders that have popped up recently.

>>712590685
Hetero man don't cry, faggot.

>>712564950
Ember and Arue have a convo in game about the fact that Arue can switch gender at will. Ember asks what gender she considers herself, and Arue admits she's never really thought about it. Play the games you argue about online.

>>712592179
I think Woljif asks Arue if she can turn into a man

>>712592179
>Play the games you argue about online
Funny of you to say that considering that banter is with DAERAN and Arueshalae, not Ember. And it proves nothing, Arueshalae gives the most generic "oh yeah you gave me food for thought" answer, and you have yet to prove me wrong and tell me why doesn't she shapeshift, not even when the situation calls for it >>712565812
all while taking into account the fact that she lost her powers and that she's not only not a demon anymore, but not even a succubus
>>712592289
Only to her evil version

What even triggered the loli spam

>>712564353
Modern /v/ is definitely a joke, but it doesn't make me laugh so... Yeah it's a woman's joke

>>712593226
I think someone hates either female romance or owlcat

holy fucking based i'm kneeling out of respect

>>712558938
You'd just call it AI so why bother?

>>712533283
There is too much tradcel "NOOOO WOMEN DON'T HAVE SEX DRIVES" cope and it optically backfires more than they possibly realize

>>712593226
He's desperate for an Ember romance

>>712528760
Because a true LG paladin sees the good in her and knows Lann is best staying with his people
As a good character you literally fix Wendy with your dick as part of her romance

WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON

>>712594363
Adults can see things that you children will never understand

>>712547536
ugly fucking cunt bitch whore worst fucking character in the game and if you romance her you are a literal cuckold who would fold to even the most unattractive of roastie women if they even looked in your direction

>>712594389
I'm the one that posted about the Ember romance and it's not me. Actually just incidental to the loli spam I promise lmao
I just think she's nice and want to hold her hand.

>>712594437
>sees the good in her
>Joined a demon's cult
>Tricked her own people into going to the maze
>So they were made to undergo a ritual to turn them into crazy demon-like servants of said demon
>That is, assuming they survived
>When confronted about it she literally just goes "lol I survived if they didn't it's because they were weak"
>Wants this to be the future of her people, all the weak ones will die, the strong will survive as insane cannibals
>Openly admits that she was planning to kill you
>The only reason why she didn't was because at the last second you proved to be stronger than the demon she served
>Doesn't even try to hide the fact that she's loyal to no one and she IS going to betray you
>Shows absolutely ZERO remorse about any of this, in fact, she gloats about it
Ah yes, the "good" in her

>>712594437
The good in her is a throwaway line of dialogue in the ending after you've deliberately let her get away with murder multiple times, she's still a massive cunt to everyone else and in Dance of Masks she's mugging tourists like a petty bandit

>>712594710
Galfrey may be shit but she's not ugly nor is she a roastie