Thread 712526470

wow so in the first 10 minutes, my character just picks up a random syringe and stabs himself with it? who the fuck wrote this dumb ass game.

games you shut off and will NEVER play again thread.

see the prison tats? obviously he is a junkie

Turned off the game as soon as this happened and never looked back. Fuck this dumb bitch.

>>712526470 (OP)
>friend watched me play this game
>never played the game
>gets chain tattoos just like jack
>like a half year later someone says something about them
>he explains and I realize i never paid attention to jacks wrists
lol, lmao

>>712526643
the idea is good but she clearly hasn' tplanned anything and trying to make it a parallel with Kiryu is idiotic. Kiryu's worst decision was throwing everything on Daigo but at least there's Kashiwagi and Majima to help, her? She fucked everything for everyone

>>712526470 (OP)
>game starts with a 4 year old stabbing himself with a syringe full of drugs
They would never release a game like that nowadays.

>>712526470 (OP)
Would you kindly kill yourself?

>>712527012
Why couldn't he do that BEFORE revealing that he is an asshole

There's one thing Fontaine didn't account for and that's Cohen blocking radio transmissions. That seriously could have fucked up his whole plan

>>712526470 (OP)
>my character just picks up a random syringe and stabs himself with it
this is currently happening in the real california from IRL, why can't the same exact thing happen in a videojuego, retard?

>>712527106
Because he needed him to kill Ryan obviously

>>712526470 (OP)
>who the fuck wrote this dumb ass game
Me. Did you like it?

>>712527435
was a fun game sir but the last boss wasn't really thrilling

>>712528463
The last boss really wasn't that bad. Certainly nothing worth launching a generation long "erm actually video games don't need bosses" nontroversy over.

>>712527106
Why didn't he just make (you) his right hand enforcer/bodyguard? Killing Jack who was still under his full control would be a waste.

>>712528606
He's insane and retarded

>>712526470 (OP)
If you played the game you'd know he lived in rapture. Let it be a subconscious move or pure muscle reflexes he's used to it and nothing comes as naturally as falling back into the dope. I stopped doing drugs but the craving to get myself a line and snort it still remains, much stronger than lighting up a cigarette even though I smoked all my life. If I went as far as injecting myself instead of merely sniffing I'd be tapping my veins looking for a good one in moments of cold turkey.
Just typing this post I'm thinking of crushing a pill and cutting a good fat one with my credit card. And that's gonna stay all life I suppose.

thats a fuckload of juice to inject at once

>>712526657
literal cattle

>>712526470 (OP)
Technically would you kindly applies.

>>712526470 (OP)
you are either being retarded on purpose or never played this game. either way fuck you

>>712526470 (OP)
>being this autistic
How do you even get through life with an-heroing?

>>712530721
without*

>>712526470 (OP)
Would you kindly pay attention to the dialogue to understand that (you) never had a choice in the matter, and have been lead by the nose by various groups in Rapture?

we're in the "A time to destroy" part of history right now

>>712526470 (OP)
Oh god, i can't stop injecting stem cell heroin! Capitalism is out of control, i'm going mad. Ahhhh

>>712527435
Im gona jerk off to inhumane Elizabeth and porn to spite you Mr. levine

>>712526470 (OP)
>Wow so in the first few seconds the character just picks up a random mushroom and eats it.

>>712528764
Thank god my father educated me on lifelong chemical addiction before I got into high school.

I need to replay Bioshock at some point. I remember liking it way more than Infinite.
Not to mention it was more cleverly written.

>>712526643
anon, that was the last three minutes of the game

>>712526470 (OP)
Actually, a Jew wrote it.

>>712531087
Mine educated me on how to silently walk from the entrance of the house to my room to not bother him during the footie. Best attention I've got was the stare of disdain™.

>>712526470 (OP)
Wow so I start the game and my character just has a gun and shoots people in the streets and blows up cars? Who the fuck thought this was a good start to a game.

>>712531410
>that webm
what a story arc

>>712531410
That is not where I expected that to go. I mean that really escalated there.

>>712531593
Better than adolescence.

>>712530949
>Wow so in the first few seconds the character just takes a bunch of gold jewelry and pockets it

>>712531410
KINO

>>712526470 (OP)
You would do the same thing if you found free drugs that let you shoot lightning, fire and ice out of your hands and mind control people.

>>712532083
Did he know the drug would cause that? Never played the game.

I watched the bad end to this the other day and it has you launch a nuclear holocaust from rapture and people call this writing good

>>712532229
Actual spoilers
Yeah, he did.

>>712527284
But that is toothpaste

>>712526470 (OP)
Was he being kindly asked to do it?

>>712532702
locked away or the drug addicts will steal it to buy fent

>>712531747
soNig

>>712532083
You forgot
>lets you shoot bees
This one ranks pretty high on the list imo

>>712526470 (OP)
This and TLOU made me stop listening to people about video games. Both were the biggest pieces of shit I've ever played

>>712534546
True, plus you can eat the part of your flesh that was turned into a honeycomb.

>>712535212
So explain to me how a deep sea slug jizz can cause this to the human body.

>>712531410
My favourite part of this webm was the watermark leaping out of the water when the dog jumped in

>>712527284
the videogame takes place in a white libertarian utopia project built at the bottom of the ocean for the explicit reason that retards and communists wouldn't be able to come there. california is the exact opposite in pretty much every respect

>make a game about why liberterianism failed
>actually it's because there was a magic drug that drove them all crazy
I think there's better arguments than this.

>>712535902
Seems realistic to me

>>712535324
The jizz turns your body's cells into cancer stem cells and then modifies their DNA to allow you do all kinds of magical shit like letting you become an invisible astral projection that can shoot magic missiles or bees while your physical body chills behind.

>>712531285
Thats also the beginning of Y6

>>712535324
It came out when stem cells were a big thing in the media and were going to cure everything. The rest is video game voodoo

>>712535324
It's based on a real scientific concept, DNA sequences can be added unnaturally to an organism's chromosomal DNA which then biologically presents the encoded traits.

The game also references plasmids which occur naturally in some bacteria but are also made in labs and used to "splice" the foreign DNA segments to chromosomal DNA.

>>712526470 (OP)
You just described Bloodborne

>>712535764
>libertarian
>retards wouldn't be able to come there
Kek

>>712535764
>california is the exact opposite in ACK
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sh_tgfuKvrs

I heard there's supposed to be voicelines at least instructing you to do it

But without them yeah the only reason you do it is because its the only option the game presents to you, so you could read some Spec Ops The Line pseudoshit about agency and game design and crap

>>712526470 (OP)
Trust the science you conspiracy theorist.

>>712531410
Absolute cinema

>>712526470 (OP)
Good point, I have zero tolerance for drug users. All will get the camps.

>>712526470 (OP)
why are youtubers now pretending that Bioshock 2 was good?

>>712526643
Funny how there's absolutely no mention of T-Set in Y6. Like, this DEFINITELY destroyed Mai and Azusa's careers too, right?

>>712526470 (OP)
This could have made perfect sense in hindsight if Atlas had asked you to inject yourself, but that's the one fucking thing he DOESN'T tell you to do

>>712526643
Literally all she had to do was finish the concert and then quietly announce she was retiring for some made-up health reason or just realizing the idol life wasn't for her.

>>712538192
Originally you could complete the game without using any plasmids, it would affect the ending and how fucked up you look from all the cancer caused by injecting Adam but then devs remembered that limiting the player to only half of his weapons, most of which are basic firearms like a revolver or shotgun, to get a good ending is a stupid fucking idea.

>>712526470 (OP)
>At friends house, taking turns to play Bioshock on his computer
>Me and my other friend mess around, we start using syringes even at full health pretending our guy is doing drugs and he is addicted
>Other friend gets butthurt that we are 'wasting resources'
>We still have no problem finishing the game

>>712527284
I swallow random pills that I find on the ground regardless of the location, I didn't died yet or got in trouble tho

>>712526470 (OP)

AIDS didn’t exist yet, so it’s fine

>>712540549
>Pick random pill
>it was estrogen

>>712527435
Hey why did you make Infinite

>>712541464
*free estrogen

>>712541464
My skin is so soft~

>>712539920
>limiting the player to only half of his weapons, most of which are basic firearms like a revolver or shotgun, to get a good ending is a stupid fucking idea.
So it was supposed to be kind of like Dishonored?

>>712526643
Kek

>antivaxxer thread
or
>calicuck trauma dumping
either way op is a faggot

>>712531410
Was this written and directed by the Brilliant behind pic related?

>>712539172
I liked it much more than 1 and dont give a shit about Infinite.
Game is great and only artfags "muh isnt original like 1" hated it but ate up "Rapture but in the sky!" or just simp hard for Elizabeth.

>>712526470 (OP)
daily reminder that this series is jewish propaganda to demoralize western white children

>art deco in ruins
>western society collapsed
>white people killing each other
>white people drug addicts
>a jewish scientist woman is the good one that sees the error in their ways
et cetera

The Last of Us is exactly the same, by the way. Check out the creators/writers/directors of Bioshock and TLOU

start noticing patterns.

>>712546293
Nobody likes the jew in Bioshock. Can't speak for TLOU never watched that movie.

>>712531410
10/10

>>712546938
yes, and yet she's the "good one". TLOU is literally just a jewish revenge novel about western society collapsing and white people dying off

here's your AAA game white bro! crack open an IPA and enjoy! don't think about what you're being exposed to! give us money to destroy you

>>712526470 (OP)
would you kindly keep playing the game.
it is really good.

>>712526470 (OP)
I've seen this tattoo IRL kek. I don't play these kind of games so I had no clue it was vidya related