Thread 712528219

I'm actually depressed to see people celebrating the Switch 2 success to "own the haters" who "said it was gonna fail." This is a $450 product that STILL has problems with stick drifting. If you're paying that much for something shouldn't you expect it to work properly? Shouldn't you expect them to have fixed a problem that has been plaguing the original Switch for 7 years by now?

And yet people are celebrating this success as if it's some sort of big win. This is devastating for gaming because it means you can put minimal effort into your console, so much so that you still haven't fixed stick drift after all these years, and gamers will still reward you for it. If this can succeed with everything going against it, there's nothing they can't get away with.

>>712528219 (OP)
Only shills do.

>>712528219 (OP)
They do it for free man. Manchildren

>>712528320
>>712528308
>>712528219 (OP)
Sametrannying won't save you

Just replace the sticks then? It's literally the easiest thing you can do.

Nintendo being successful and causing brown third worlders like you to meltdown across the internet for weeks is all worth the extra game costs kek

>>712528219 (OP)
how bout you play vidya and stop worrying about money for 5 seconds

>>712528386
Just call me Eric already lil blud, show your true colors

>>712528412
For a one specific use device worth 450$+ I would expect it to be already included in the product. You are not "winning" by defending Nintendo with this one

>>712528219 (OP)
>STILL has problems with stick drifting
Literally not true you absolute cretin

>>712528429
ayoooo lil bro pullin out the rizz ion bruh shi frrr type shi bruh thats cap bruh

I thought this board was exaggerating with the nintendo derangement syndrom stuff but it's absolutely real

most insane pre launch period I've ever seen, constant retarded lies to manifest a failure that was never going to happen, total disconnect from reality

Nobody has experienced stick drift on it yet so shut up

>>712528219 (OP)
It's important Nintendad makes money to feel validation.

>2 months of Nintendo hate shitposting
>SWITCH 2 WILL FLOP
>HOLY SHIT THIS CONSOLE IS S OSHIT
>ITS WORSE TAHN STEAM DECK (Protip: Its not)

and people are surprised that people experience Schadenfreude because the console sold like hot cakes?
lol

>>712528219 (OP)
Technology problem not a Nintendo problem.

Nintendo fix drift for free. I'm on my 3rd Xbox controller at $70 a pop.

My PS5 controller hasn't drifted yet but that's probably because I never play the fucking thing.

>>712528514
>For a one specific use device worth 450$+ I would expect it to be already included in the product.
And yet this expectation only came about now when consoles have had this issue since 2013.

it's a fun console
>posted from my switch 2

>>712528429
>>712528514
>>712528591
You got raped

>>712528219 (OP)

This console is indeed a big W. Keep the tears flowing over a piece of plastic bringing joy to people, though. Whatever helps you sleep at night.

>>712528219 (OP)
>why won't everyone suck gabes newells dick as hard as me???? :( nintendies are mean :((( just play bad games and like it!!!!

>>712528516
>>712528578
i cant tell if their trolling or actually retarded

>>712528620
It never became as prevalent as it was with the Switch controller. Truly abysmal manufacturing

just buy an $80 controller who uses joycons

>>712528713
See >>712528616

tendies are already panicking and doubling down on the victim complex now that the buyer remorse is kicking in

>>712528219 (OP)
>I'm actually depressed
Good, get depressed enough to kill yourself while you're at it. Better yet, go play a video game. Apparently everyone on /v/ has big gaymin rigs, access to piracy and emulators. You can play any game you want and here you are crying over stupid shit that shouldn't be enough of an issue to make you depressed.

>>712528794
Is this how you're coping?

>>712528693
The ifixit teardowns don't mean shit until it actually happens. They just said that they think it could happen but the internals are not exactly the same

>>712528713
>It never became as prevalent as it was with the Switch controller
Oh no, not at all. The DS4 was a nightmare when it came to drifting, the problem is that no one talked about it, most likely due to that cult-like Sony loyalty.
And I'm focusing on Sony in particular because at the time Microsoft was sued for issues with their Elite controller if I remember right so Xbox players at least had a spine.

>>712528794
>tendies panicking over the latest console being a success with several exclusives lined-up
???

>>712528794
AIIIEEEEE IM PANICKING OH MY GOD I SPENT $500 A MONTH BEFORE TAX TIME AIEEEE IM REMORSING

>>712528219 (OP)
Imagine letting other people's taste in vidya get you depressed. Fucking loser

>>712528539
It was funny when /v/ spammed this image. Turns out the the guy who made this tweet got cucked by Nintendo. Reminds me of that Redditor who made a gaming PC for his girl, only for her to never use it and play Animal Crossing with another man. Nintendo always wins.

>>712528794
Because $450 is a lot of money? Brown piece of shit.

>>712528780
>>712528883
Oh, I haven't had a Sony console since PS2 so I had no idea. PS2 controllers must have been really well made, I've had mine for decades at this point and never a single drift.

>>712528219 (OP)
>I'm actually depressed
>This is devastating

>>712528219 (OP)
The PS5 pro is $700 and yet it's controllers also have drifting problems. This is an industry wide problem, not a Nintendo problem.

>I'm actually depressed to see people celebrating the Switch 2 success
god damn just kill yourself already... oops, sorry, maybe i should have said "Un-alive" instead? lmao

>>712529031
I’m white and rich. Still not buying this paper weight.

>>712529294
who cares? I don’t expect you to care that I bought one, that would make you a fag

>>712529328
I don’t care that you bought one, but you care that I didn’t

>>712529165
They do?

>>712529294
Cool, have fun playing slop games

>>712529401
you came into the thread talking about other people's purchases though so idk

>>712529401
Yea fuck you you fucking asshole buy a switch 2 you fucker

>>712529479
You started calling me brown the second I didn’t get on my knees and kiss miyomotos boot

>>712528219 (OP)
Yes, if you continue lying I will continue clowing on you for getting BTFO like a little bitch. There are no reported cases of Switch 2 sticks drifting.
There are legitimate issues with Switch 2, but you yourself don't believe they are bad enough and have to make shit up. You brought it on yourself.
Your disinformation campaign failed. Switch 2 is a huge success. Try again with Switch 3 in a decade

>>712528219 (OP)
SNOY LOST
NINTENDO IS KING
I'D BUY IT EVEN FOR 4500 IF IT MEANT YOU'D BE UPSET HAHAHHA

I've owned a ps2, xbox, booldborne machine and 360.
Only stick drift i ever had was on a N64.
What are people doing to these controllers?

I have never experienced stick drift on any controller for any console or handheld ever and I'm convinced it isn't even real.

>>712529578
What are the issues?
I suspected the magnets would be flimsy but i heard nothing about that.

>>712528219 (OP)
why didnt the wii u, wii, gamecube, n64 have stick drift?

>>712529031
>Y-you are poor!
Is anyone surprised that these manchildren attach their self-worth to their income?
Narcissism at its finest.

>>712528219 (OP)
>has problems with stick drifting
So does the PS5 and Xbox

>>712529294
you are a slav

>>712528219 (OP)
>This is a $450 product that STILL has problems with stick drifting.
All controllers have a problem with stick drifting, even hall effect ones.

>>712528219 (OP)
Why can't you "people" just be normal?

I never had drift problems

>>712529771
They did, your dad was just too young to experience it.

>>712529948
>I never had drift problems

Me neither, I can only assume the problem comes from fat ass unhygienic Americans with their cheeto-dusted fingers.

>>712528219 (OP)
Both xbox and playstation have stick drift issues as well. Including the newest PS5 Pro which is the most expensive console on the market. But you won't mention that because you're a console warring faggot.

>>712528219 (OP)
>This is a $450 product that STILL has problems with stick drifting.
The guy literally had it out of the box, it's less of a stick drift and more like a broken controller.

>>712529015
Forgot pic

>>712530285
You didn't realize you forgot your pic for 30 minutes?

>>712529948
How would you feel if you didn’t have breakfast today

>>712528219 (OP)
anything that causes snoys to mald is cause for celebration for me, shitendo is retarded but snoy is niggers and trannies, so

>>712529829
>not being a loser leftist faggot who works at a mcdonalds means you're the BAD REDDIT WORD LE NARCISSIST

p.s.- if you play anything snoy you are both a nigger and tranny btw, just so you know, fucking degenerate faggots

>>712528671
Thank you.

>>712528219 (OP)
It also launched with 1 (one) game and a paid manual tech demo that should have been native on the system. Ninendo are turning into some of the greediest fucks on the planet and they're getting rewarded for it, tendies really hit a new low this year.

>>712528308
pajeets hate nintendo. white people like nintendo

>>712529829
Stop shitposting with my wife nigger

>>712530552
Ps5 had bootleg mario tutorial and a shitty demon souls remake. Whoop dee doo

>>712530467
>Politics meltie out of nowhere, along with more wealth-related narcissism.
You'd be a top contender in a 'who has the most rotten personality' competition.

>>712530752
>vtumor reaction image spammer
methinks you’d give him a run for his money

>>712529036
Both of my PS3 controllers still function fine and I treated them like absolute shit.
Modern manufacturing is just a race to the bottom at this point, the quality is awful for pretty much everything: car parts, plumbing, furniture you name it. No surprise gaming periferals are shit too

>>712530750
that's still two more games than the shit 2.

>>712530984
Over a vtuber and a /pol/tard, I'd take the vtuber any day. Unless it's a phasetard because that's the worst thing possible, a /pol/tard who watches vtubers.

>>712530752
>you're a bad person for enjoying good games! masturbate to vtubers and play repetitive slop games like a nigger instead of paying $450 to developers who worked hard to make a good product!

>>712531078
>Both of my PS3 controllers still function fine and I treated them like absolute shit.
This. Same with my older console's controllers. Sadly, PS5 has been the worst for me. I'm on my fifth PS5 controller when I've only had two xbox and joycons. I treat my controllers fine though, so I'm always surprised when I get stick drift. It's absolutely poor design/manufacturing.

>>712531280
Wrong person?

>>712531181
You’re upset over mariokart. Reevaluate. Play the ps5 to calm yourself

>>712528219 (OP)
Nintendo becoming the market leader is the best thing that could have happened for the industry, the only ones upset by it are Sony fanboys

>>712531250
You’re comparing dog shit with cat shit.

>>712531401
You're right. I need to play Astro Bot. Next level is Slo-Mo Casino. I hope it's not a casino that goes into slow motion.

>>712531452
Who gives a fuck about market leaders and fanboys. Just make good games you fucks

>>712531508
Wahoo!

>>712530445
Stop saying this, faggot. I DID have breakfast today. I will have breakfast tomorrow. Your stupid question will never be answered.

>>712531539
That's why they charge $80 per game, by the time you realize it's a bad game you've already funded them for the next 30 years by paying that insane price.

>>712528219 (OP)
>I'm actually depressed to see people celebrating the Switch 2 success
ever considered getting a life? Fucking embarassing

>>712528219 (OP)
I'm buying it cause I want it. Don't care if it flops or not. I have the Year 1 Switch, have a Steam Deck, have my modded GBA SP and my GBC.
>>712528516
It is true. They're not using sticks with ball sensors which I had to replace in my original Switch. As much as I don't find it an issue to do it is something Nintendo should have sorted out already especially with the prevalence of 3rd party replacements out now a days.
>>712531539
>Just make good games you fucks
This guy gets it

>>712528219 (OP)
Controllers are designed to be replaceable, joysticks turn into shit with time.

>>712528780
So tendies don't hold nintendo at higher standards than sony? Kek, good to know.

>>712532489
Now you understand. Both Nintendo are Sony are mortal.

>>712529771
They literally do, wtf are you talking about
The original switch just had it especially bad
Which I put up to the size of the controller

>>712528219 (OP)
>STILL has problems with stick drifting.
Proof? Works on my machine.

>>712528219 (OP)
>that STILL has problems with stick drifting
PS5 and Xbox controllers drift too.
And Switch 2 controllers aren't even drifting yet and we don't even know of what rate they will when it happens.

>>712532489
>So tendies don't hold nintendo at higher standards than sony?
I mean, Nintendo was sued and the amount of complaints earned then free repairs.
Meanwhile because of the low standards and cult like behavior of sonyfags they went from a controller with major drifting issues that was difficult to repair on your own and no free repairs to a controller that drifts even faster, still no free repairs and a controller that's even harder to open and repair.

>>712528219 (OP)
All currently console controllers have stick drift. It's hilarious you try to pin this on Nintendo somehow. Also, Sony was the first one to put out an 80$ game with the Last of Us part 1 remake.

>>712528219 (OP)
I find it very funny that amerifats complain about the $450 when outosde of NATO and Japana it's like $700
goes to show who the real poorfags are.

>>712537956
amerifats are just complaining that japan isn't their slaves pumping out games for them anymore. they know $450 is cheap they just don't want to pay anything.

>>712529165
>Pro
Why are we comparing Pro prices to a base console again?

>>712537429
Switch was the first console gen to be plagued by the increased prevelance of drift from the get-go. They were the first ones to bump standard controller prices up to $70 (and now they're $85). They never addressed the problem mechanically despite charging an undeserved premium for their controllers. This is why they get so much shit for it.

>The least scummy company of the big 3.
>Doesn't shit out sequels or new games for moneys sake.
>The company that focuses on the games and the player experience wins the console war.
>People shit on them

>>712528412
>just buy replacement parts and disassemble and reassemble your 1 week old $500 product, goy
tendie shills are fucking hilarious, holy shit

>>712528308
>saar
howdy reddit

>>712528219 (OP)
There is no success yet. These kinds of launches are always like this. Whether it continues to sell and the holidays are the real test.
But yes, those people are utter brandwhore retards blinded by their worship of a corporation that isn't even the same one they liked to begin with. Its been usurped by an accountant and a fucking EA executive.

>>712537429
Shit like this is why everyone hates you people.

>>712540995
Everything you said is false except for people shit on them.

May I interest you in a higher quality controller saars?

>>712528219 (OP)
People didn't pay for the product, they paid for the experience.
And the experience called being a winner is addicting.

>>712529036
>>712531078
The company that produces the joystick boxes basically has a global monopoly on them so everyone sources it from the same place. So if they decided to go dogshit with their quality there is little the other companies can do other than hoping for a viable competitor.

And yes Hall effect may have other manufacturers... but it's not just a question of price, but also "do they even have the capacity to produce the parts needed in the quantity desired if we order from them?" and THAT'S where it basically falls apart. Because money can't buy infinite production capacity RIGHT NOW.

>>712528597
I'll also experience schadenfreude when the gaming industry goes further into shit and everyone will rightfully hate tendies for it

>>712540995
Least scummy, taking indie companies to court because they dared to implement riding monsters and capturing them into spherical objects, that'll be 90$ for your new game anon

>>712538918
>Switch was the first console gen to be plagued by the increased prevelance of drift from the get-go.
That would be the ps4 with the dualshock 4. You can find a lot of people complaining about drift back in 2014 if you look the problem is that Sony has the protection of journalists and fanboys who won't ever mention it.
>They were the first ones to bump standard controller prices up to $70 (and now they're $85).
That would again, be Sony with Dualsense. The joycon aren't standard controllers, they not only have more features but also use considerably smaller parts which means more money spent and were in fact sold at a loss on their own.
The dualsense also went up in price last year.
>They never addressed the problem mechanically despite charging an undeserved premium for their controllers.
No one did, but Nintendo is also the only company to try and rectify it by offering free repairs rather than sweeping it under the rug.
>This is why they get so much shit for it.
Yeah, technically. No one bothered looking into what was the first to have major issues or if the price was justified based on manufacturing costs so they got irrationally mad rather than having an actual reason to.

>>712529036
The ps2 controller has an anti-drift function in the firmware.
If you push the joystick in all directions the controller will automatically re calibrate the center. Only very few games actually disabled that feature. I think one of the only ones that did is Black, so if you want to see if your controller actually has drift, either don't move the joystick until you are in gameplay. Or maybe just try booting up Black and see if aiming is screwed up.

>>712541417
>These kinds of launches are always like this.
No, no it isn't. Most consoles launch at the end of the year to make use of holiday sales, this is slap bang in the middle of the year with no significant holidays and it's breaking records left and right worldwide completely smashing previous records by double or triple which is unprecedented.

>>712542725
>That would be the ps4 with the dualshock 4. You can find a lot of people complaining about drift back in 2014 if you look the problem is that Sony has the protection of journalists and fanboys who won't ever mention it.
Literally wrong since ALPS cheapening out on pot sticks started in 2016.
>That would again, be Sony with Dualsense.
No, dumbshit. The Switch 1 Pro Controller was $70 from day one. And I know Nintendo fans now have dysnumeria, but 2017 actually comes BEFORE 2020.
>Nintendo is also the only company to try and rectify it by offering free repairs rather than sweeping it under the rug.
They also tried denying the problem existed, and the existence of repair program had to be leaked out by customer service.

>>712528597
>>ITS WORSE TAHN STEAM DECK (Protip: Its not)
It literally, objectively is.

Im depressed to see people hating on the switch 2. Nintendo is by far the most consumer friendly of the big 3 and the one company that seems to genuinely understand what video games are about. Edgy teenagers think that they are really doing something by hating on nintendo and they are just so misinformed.

Also, retards not understanding inflation. 80 dollar games are more than justified and its not Nintendos fault. Blame a politician if you don't like inflation.

>>712528219 (OP)
lmao keep seething

I have never met anyone who had stick drift or knew someone who had stick drift.
What's going on here?

>>712543509
It would help if you had friends, anon.

>>712528412
The point is you shouldn't have to.

>>712543006
>Literally wrong since ALPS cheapening out on pot sticks started in 2016.
And yet you can find examples predating that describing the stutter and phantom inputs caused by drifting
https://www.quora.com/What-is-a-good-way-to-fix-the-left-stick-on-a-Ps4-controller-It-stutters-in-game-when-I-click-it-down-to-sprint-for-example
https://www.neogaf.com/threads/issues-with-ds4-controller-and-its-right-stick.1206186/
Even if that was true that would still make Sony the first instance.
>The Switch 1 Pro Controller
Which is still a moot point both because it still has more features than your standard controller at the time and it isn't the main controller for the system. Those were the joycon.
>They also tried denying the problem existed
Which is a common lie, Nintendo acknowledged the issue as soon as they started getting mass reports.
>and the existence of repair program had to be leaked out by customer service.
No? They announced it publicly themselves, it wasn't a leak. That's a new one, no one has ever said that.

>>712543681
Nothing lasts forever anon, you're going to have to repair something at some point.

>>712543889
>Which is still a moot point both because it still has more features than your standard controller at the time
Nice goalpost moving.
>Which is a common lie
https://www.videogameschronicle.com/news/nintendo-is-reportedly-arguing-that-joy-con-drift-isnt-a-real-problem-or-hasnt-caused-anyone-any-inconvenience/
>it wasn't a leak.
https://www.vice.com/en/article/internal-nintendo-memo-instructs-customer-service-to-fix-joy-con-drift-for-free/?utm_source=vicefbus

>>712528616
>Nintendo fix drift for free
After denying its existence for ears and being sued multiple times they finally silently, without telling anyone because they want people to just buy replacements, started fixing a rampant problem for free, how kind of them.

>>712543509
The single time I've had to use a shitty joycon by itself with a friend, the thing had drift to the point I couldn't even perform certain moves in smash.

>>712542989
>No, no it isn't
Yes, yes it is. Literally the only difference is Nintendo shipped a ton of units.

>>712528219 (OP)
>still haven't fixed stick drift
They did. They designed a new stick which specifically has changes made in response to the fault points of the previous one. What else do you want them to do, lube the stick with Mario's cum?

>>712542989
Wii U and 3DS were both smash hits at launch, both selling out, and then they both cratered hard after that initial launch window. Hyped up devices like this doing extremely well at launch and only being constrained by supply is the norm.

>>712544206
>Nice goalpost moving.
Not really no because, obviously, more features = more parts = more money.
>https://www.videogameschronicle.com/news/nintendo-is-reportedly-arguing-that-joy-con-drift-isnt-a-real-problem-or-hasnt-caused-anyone-any-inconvenience/
Meanwhile the previous year in an actual statement from Nintendo.
>https://www.nintendolife.com/news/2019/07/nintendo_releases_statement_about_switch_joy-con_drift_issue
I do remember one from 2018 but I can't find it either way yeah, you fell for a journalist lie.
That said in that same article they have another instance of Nintendo acknowledging it a few month earlier that same year https://www.videogameschronicle.com/news/nintendos-president-issues-first-joy-con-drift-apology/
Funnily enough they lied and claimed it was the first public acknowledgement despite the fact that we can find one a year prior.
Anyway, if you actually read the article nowhere do they actually quote Nintendo saying that they denied it. At most you get this
>Those are the words of Chimicles Schwartz Kriner & Donaldson-Smith (CSK&D), a US law firm which is calling on consumers to provide video accounts detailing the negative experiences they have had with Nintendo Switch controllers.
But no proof that that were the words they use. Strange, huh?
>https://www.vice.com/en/article/internal-nintendo-memo-instructs-customer-service-to-fix-joy-con-drift-for-free/?utm_source=vicefbus
You want to know something funny? That "leaked" the same day the officially announced that they were going to do it for free.

>>712545817
Drift isn't any more common on Nintendo than it is on other platforms, you only hear about it more often because more people have Switch than any other modern console and Switch owners tend to own more controllers because of local multiplayer.

All of the joysticks used by Nintendo, Sony and Microsoft are manufactured by a company called Alps, and all 3 companies are suffering from drift. The problem isn't Nintendo nor any of the other problems, it's Alps.

>>712546109
Yeah, that too.

>>712528624
does switch 2 has web browser?

>>712528219 (OP)
I think it's free to send them in and get them replaced? Do they still do that?

But obviously not everyone is going to do that and many will buy new ones. So it's probably still a net profit for Nintendo.

>>712528219 (OP)
Stop letting gay mexican children on an imageboard upset you.

>>712544206
>>712545817
Perfect example of anti-Nintendo shitposting vs actual research.

>>712546252
"yes"
people already play kancolle on switch2

>>712528219 (OP)
They literally fixed all the problems in the design that made the stick drifts possible.

I have no horse in this race but gotta love how fanboys are accusing each other of being Pajeet. Priceless.

>>712547874
It's more pajeets calling each other pajeets.

I mean it's an improvement on the Switch 1 in just about every way, even if the whole magnet thing means they can't use Hall Effect sticks. The only time I've seen people bragging is here where you can't take anyone seriously anyway and the points don't matter. Yeah, Nintendo oriented YTers are gonna be bootlicking but why the fuck are you acting like this shit is news? Plenty of people probably declared they'd boycott this system due to stuff like the price of MK World or Game Key Cards and I guarantee you most of them still bought it if they wanted it because gamers have less than no spine when it comes to combatting FOMO.

>>712548297
No matter what, the fact of the matter remains the same: no one likes 'jeets. No one. Not even themselves.