My wife.

>>712528359 (OP)
Looks like shit. Does she at least have hairy forearms, legs or armpits?

WHY DOES NOBODY MAKE PORN WITH THIS GAME'S MODELS

>>712528359 (OP)
Is the bar so low that that is considered attractive now?

>>712528486
>>712528703
You watched too many anime.

>>712528359 (OP)
Why does she look like Chudette?

>>712528596
Watch The Substance its her

Nope, Kojima's wife now

>>712528359 (OP)
it is true I would like to have sex with this character but the real person is better 2bh desu

>>712528359 (OP)
>opening sequence for DS2 shown
>credits include her, Deadman and Diehard Man
>Mads not in the intro credits
Feels bad mads

>>712528834
>now
alway has been

>>712528359 (OP)
Looks like an MtF tranny.

>>712528772
You wish, faceblind autist.

Why does Kojima manage to find the most annoying looking actresses, make them look even more annoying through slightly dodgy facescanning, and then make them pull annoying faces for hours on end?

>>712528703
what do you mean low?
she is at least a 7
remeber a 5 is average

>>712528735
I have not watched a second of anime in my life.
Saying she is attractive is a celebration of mediocrity.

>>712529006
So does he have a translator with him at all times in order to interact with these celebrities that he flies out? The photos that he posts w/ them look very personal as if he's hanging out with them like they're his friends, yet he doesn't speak any English.

>>712528359 (OP)
Your wife is a literal prostitute, kek

>>712528974
Cliffs story is done anon

>>712529139
H3 does speak English but is too embarrassed to do so at awards shows

good actress

>>712529210
Kojima said they were only in the credits as flashback scenes or DS1 recaps.
So no Mads in the recaps or flashbacks is kind of lame

>>712529105
That struggles to be considered a five. The only people that would try to push her as attractive are danger haired land whales.

To be fair she is not ugly but honestly you can find more attractive women working in coffee shops.

>>712529295
>>712528703
post faces/physiques.

>>712528359 (OP)
That's andie macdowells daughter

>>712529361
Of the girl at the coffee shop? Taking pictures of her would, rightly, be seen as creepy.
> No yours.
If I was a four foot tall hunchback she would still be mid at best.

>>712529295
>more attractive women working in coffee shops
So that means she's a 5? The actress and game model is objectively pretty and better looking than the average woman.
The existence of a few attractive women working minimum wage jobs doesn't make her ugly.

Plus this is bullshit. Everyone likes to pretend that women in coffee shops or whatever are hidden gems, they're not. The fact that they're mystified instead of being just common knowledge is proof of that. It's a terminally online thing ugly women and men who want to larp as knowing women repeat to try and sound cool and interesting.

OP, I think your wife likes 'em young
if you know what I mean...

>>712529272
She looks just like my sons gf, had a good fap to this

>>712529637
If you have a thing against coffee shops then go with waitresses.
If she wasn't famous and started an only fans she would have to get a second job to pay the bills.
She is a a fairly average looking woman with a nice ass. It helps distract from the unfortunate face of hers.

>>712529658
yes
https://files.catbox.moe/ce8xhd.mp4

>>712529272
this movie is unbelievably horny
I mean in between grotesque body horror

>>712529272
pls stop making my peepee so hard. :(

>>712529830
for me it's the one where she's working as a child psychologist and things go in a unique direction

>>712529915
was it drugs

>>712530030
maybe

>>712530064
her eyebrows look huge in that one

>>712529981
link my nigga

>>712529796
Okay so your opinion doesn't matter.
You are so detached from reality you think that women being attractive means she should be able to make a living being an online whore.
The OP doesn't show her ass and she's still attractive.

Go into the real world. Go to restaurants, work in the service industry and make real life friends. You'll soon learn that women in these jobs aren't something to be mystified.

>>712529139
No. He does actually also speak English, he just never does so on camera.

>>712530174
My opinion clearly matters to you. If you find her attractive more power to you. You should get out more but if you are willing to settle that is your prerogative.

>>712530174
>the OP doesn't show her ass
she does

>>712530030
She has nervous tics. I used to have them as well, but not as severe.

wheres the porn

>>712530502
it's big, I'm putting it on catbox

Would you?

>>712528703
>women relying on her natural features with minimal makeup is le bad

>>712530672
No, needs >>712528486

>>712530130
Don't tell me you're complaining >>712530174

>>712528359 (OP)
Made for BWC

>>712530672
3 kids at minimum

>>712529295
Her smooth skin alone makes her above 5.

>>712529664
Grim

>>712530672
not my type

>>712530672
Yeah, she is incredibly hot.

I would treat her like a princess and coom in her every night.

>>712530857
> She doesn't have a pockmarked face.
Weird cope but you do you.

>>712528359 (OP)
Dated a girl like this for about 2 years and she had the thing where they make themselves throw up after eating food, bulimia or whatever.

She would also throw tantrums about not getting her way. One time I had to literally pick her up, carry her outside, and drop her on the ground to get her to stop screaming.

Just an over-all nutcase. 18 yrs later, She's fat now. lol- Assuming she stopped her eating disorders, so at least that's a good thing.

>>712529557
Back then i thought it's Julia Louis-Dreyfus daughter

>>712531834
>Assuming she stopped her eating disorders
You just said she's fat though. Seems like she never developed a healthy relationship with food.

>>712532050
thought crossed my mind right after I hit post. Just woke up. You're right, I guess she replaced one with another. Oh well.

>>712528596
Probably because DS isn't very popular.

>>712528359 (OP)
This is where Death Strandings 3D foot scanner fails.
Ingame I think she's a bit plain looking, but in a photo under good lighting, with her make-up done? That's a gorgeous woman.

Mama says Slava Ukraini

>>712529839
I loved it until the weird triple body monster ending.
It felt like they wanted a big ending, but I feel the both of them just dying in the apartment and being found like that would have been ideal.

>>712532929
I would've preferred if Sue ate Liz and then became the "real" one and then the last 15 minutes of the movie was a final aerobics number in an even more revealing leotard

>>712529839
My wife swears she doesn't like women but immediately after we watched this movie she jumped on top of me and was wetter than a penguins pocket.
I'm now certain she prefers women.

>>712528359 (OP)
Love her in the Substance.

>>712533204
This movie is like a litmus test. I know of one those college feminist lesbians who watched the movie and hated it. Meaning, to me, that the movie didn't talk her to her in the natural, boner-inducing way, and the 'social message' was what she truly cared about.

>>712533619
I've seen plenty of feminists citing it as an empowerment piece
Personally I saw the whole thing as more of a metaphor for being a mom and having your daughter surpass you in every way and how at first maybe the mom is happy and proud but eventually comes to resent her younger, prettier, more successful "clone"

>>712529272

>>712533910
>Personally I saw the whole thing as more of a metaphor for being a mom and having your daughter surpass you in every way and how at first maybe the mom is happy and proud but eventually comes to resent her younger, prettier, more successful "clone"
You're the first person I saw to have the same interpretation as me. Everybody else just talks about ageism and objectification.

>>712534039
simp

My soul evaporated when I learned she was not in the sequel game.

>>712534137
It even hits that way from Sue's perspective where she rebels and questions why Liz even "made" her at all if she was just going to regret it when things got tough

>>712534221
didn't both of her characters die? or was it just one?
and she got nominated for oscars and shit for the substance, she's never coming back to video games

>>712530030
>>712529915
Could be, I have nervous ticks as well and they are amplified like 2 or 3 times++ by any stimulant, including caffeine. Certain SSRI's also cause it to flare up- like effexor xr... gave me sleep paralysis on top of brain-shocks and made my nervous ticks much worse

>>712534241
The concept is dumb how it's not the same person. Liz is getting no benefit at all, she would stop the first time she wakes up with a huge scar up her back. I thought her consciousness would be in the new, hard nippled body, but that's not the case.

>>712534310
Only Mama dies, then becomes one with Lockne.

>>712534241
She calls her "mother" at least two times during the movie. Everything in the movie works as if Sue is taking care of someone which eventually makes her upset and leads to neglect. When I mention that people usually hmm and change the discussion to something that supports their interpretation. I mean, 'the substance'; what do people think that is? Just crazy science goo? In this art stuff everything has layered meanings. It's semen for god's sake.

>>712534221
>My soul evaporated when I learned she was not in the sequel game.
or is she ;)

>>712534396
The parent/child thing is extremely obvious. Yes, Liz gets no benefit, just like a real parent. At the end, she and Sue are both 'swept away' by the passage of time and all the remains are memories, and after some time, not even that.

>>712528359 (OP)
>>712529915
>>712530064
>>712532752
>>712534039
>>712534221
>>712534412
Slut

>>712534504
he said these are just flashbacks for new players, no new appearance from them (Guillermo too)

>>712529136
>I have not watched a second of anime in my life.
you've missed out

>>712534580
Ok and then Geoff said something like "right... sure" and everyone was laughing even Kojima, also the translator said the flashback part in a very sarcastic way, I don't buy it. She's in

>>712534724
Also, Mads was the only one not in the credits and there Kojima specifically said on X months or years ago that Mads won't be in DS2, he never said anything about Die-Hard man or Lockne not being in the game. Some podcasts have episodes scheduled with people they are under heavy NDA after the game comes out, I'm guessing Tommy Earl Jenkins will be one of them

>>712534724
I buy Mads secretly coming back before her, I imagine she feels she's above this shit now, whereas Mads is literally did more video game work recently for Hitman and would've easily fit in something for DS2 in that time

>>712535552
then putting these names in the DS2 credits makes no sense, if it's really only the DS1 flashbacks and nothing else then these names shouldn't be in the intro credits but with Kojima you never know, we'll see

>>712535739
Also it was so obvious that Aki which is normally a fantastic translator on purpose stuttered around during that part, again I don't buy it

>>712535894
Kojima saw that question from Geoff coming cause he didn't even let him finish the sentence, this was all planned before hand

>>712536001
they coordinate the shit together, you might recall that Dorito Pope was literally a part of the false advertising campaign for MGSV when it was announced as some random by "Moby Dick Studios" or whatever and the fake man with the bandages on his face got "tricked" by Geoff into "admitting" it was Metal Gear or whatever

>>712536132
Exactly, that's what i'm saying, this shit was planned.

>>712534039
So is it a whole show about how beautiful women live on easy mode?
Let me guess, they try to blame it on men?

>>712537504
>show

>>712537894
>>712534412
>>712534039
>>712530672
>>712530064
>>712529272
>>712529006
>>712528359 (OP)
100 posts in and nobody posts how she dating an Asian guy when she did the mocap for DS? They broke and now she is married to a jew.

>>712538461
>100 posts in and nobody posts how she dating an Asian guy
>aka 100 non-mentally ill posts
and then you showed up

>>712538461
Ricecel its been years of you posting that pic and everytime people laugh at you because this is Cary Fukunaga, not that random jap.

>>712538553
dont worry, lots of other younger actresses are here to take over her place of a RICE queen like the "Minecraft" movie girl. She is a big fan of kpop boys and only hangs out with Asian boys.

>>712529295
>That struggles to be considered a five
You're out of your mind. You're doing that thing again that loads of people on 4chan seem to do (I never see it anywhere else) where you apply a selection bias while rating women. You only rate who are a 4 and above and 3 and below don't even make it onto your ranking, they are off your radar, meaning the typical person's 7 is your 5. Bearing in mind the average woman in the US is significantly overweight and 40% are obese, being in good shape alone while not hideously facially disfigured makes her above average at least.

If you genuinely live somewhere where the truly average woman is better looking than Margaret Qualley then tell me where because I'm buying plane tickets there right now.

>>712538743
Literally who

>>712538818
how to tell you are 40 yr old that is out-of-touch with zoomer curent day culture without having to say you are.

she is literally in 2 of the most-watched pop culture of the last few years - Wednesday and the Minecraft movie that hit $1 BILLION at the box office.

>>712538978
That explains it, I don't watch American garbage since I don't like ugly people, niggers and trannies.

i dont understand how Demi Moore got the Oscar nomination over her

>>712538978
So you are saying you unironically watch Netflix slop and watched the fucking Minecraft movie?

>>712534039
HAMINA HAMINA HAMINA HAMINA HAMINA HAMINA

>>712538978
>zoomer culture
Crying that you can't get laid, being a neurotic retard and watching tranny propaganda?
How awful of me that I'm missing out on this.

>>712539214
>>712539078
yeah, i try to stay in touch with current popular culture otherwise you end up being out of touch with young girls like.

>>712539097
One is a somewhat decent actress.

The other is a toilet bowl for arabs.

>>712539605
Pffff I'm sure it's tbat.
How was it, chicken jonkey? So epic right zoomie?

>would you?

>>712539605
I'm sure you are going to get laid plenty talking about the Minecraft movie lmao

>>712537504
it's a movie and it's literally about the opposite of that, retard

>>712538461
riced

>>712538461
>look, asian males are dating hot white women!
Are YOU dating a hot white woman?

when you ask her out on a date and she tries to hold in her laughter when saying "NO"

>>712534221
>>712534039
>>712528359 (OP)
>inb4 she's not in but instead we get Sydney Sweeney

>>712529295
It's fascinating how some "people" are so terminally online that they completely forget what the real world looks like.

>>712546114
downgrade

>>712546114
I would have sex with her, thirty, maybe fourty thousand times.

PUMP IT UP

>>712547564
It's an ass double

>>712547564
I like Margaret a lot more than Sydney Sweeney. Sweeney is overrated.

>>712546772
This

>>712538461
You are mentally ill lmao

oh no no