ONE GAME I DON'T KNOW WHY
STARTING TO REGRET NOT BUYING PS5
KEEP THAT IN MIND THAT I WAITED IN LINE AT BEST BUY FOR 5 HOURS
(All I know...)
OLED IS A VALUABLE THING
WATCH THE SCREEN FLICKER ON THE LCD
BING AND WAHOO TO THE END OF THE DAY WITH ONE GAME TO PLAY
(It's so unreal...)
85 PRO CONTROL
585 FOR THE WHOLE BUNDLE
THEN ANOTHER 10 FOR A TECH DEMO
I WASTED IT ALL JUST FOR MAR-I-OOOOO
I KEEP MY SWITCH 2 INSIDE, AND EVEN THOUGH I TRY IT'LL STILL FALL APART
OLED BEFORE LCD WILL EVENTUALLY BE A MEMORY OF A TIME
I SHILLED SO HARD FOR MARIO KART
CAUSE IN THE END, IT'S MY ONLY GAME
BING BING WAHOO IS NOTHING NEW
BUT IN THE END, IT'S STILL MY ONLY GAME

doesn't hit the same...

>>712529305
This is like when blacks try to belittle whites. It doesn't work because they're not in a position to be making snide remarks.

>>712529223 (OP)
ok fine not bad but listen you really need to come up with something original instead of appropriating the anti-snoy theme.

>>712529223 (OP)
>STARTING TO REGRET NOT BUYING PS5
literally nobody ever said this in the history of humanity

>>712529223 (OP)
Tendie roleplay thread to spam their victim porn

Snoys can't meme, they take old memes and just change PS5 to Switch 2. I remember the schizo posting the Wikipedia article like 20 times

>>712529680
no games

I'm having fun with the Switch exclusives that got performance bumps. Turns out not buying a Switch 1 for 8 years was the right move all along.

You know what was funny about the original? It was the fact it wasn’t emulating another meme, just the song. If you tell the same joke over and over again it loses its comedic punch.

>>712529223 (OP)
Wow this really is shit.
Don't quit your day job.

>>712529223 (OP)
Just like the left, SNOY can’t meme
The lyrics don’t even rhyme properly. Sometimes I feel sad for Snoyfags.

>>712530806
fagtard

>Come in expecting best souls 2 thread
>It's some nigger snoy RP rap thread
hope your mother dies in her sleep tonight OP

It's pretty dire when all nintendo frens can say is just "it's not funny"

>>712529223 (OP)
Good bars

>>712529305
>>712529415
>>712530547
It hits. It will always hit as long as the subject console has >one game. You're just mad that the guns are pointed at your direction now. And your "fitting in" act is dead obvious.

>>712534293
>GOTfag is a snoy
No surprise there.

not as funny when you know they got another game next month with the seth rogan Kong

Consolefags are so retarded holy shit

>>712529223 (OP)
nintendotranny sisters...

>Sony ""meymey""" is just an edit of al old anti sony meme
every
fucking
time.

ITT: Fragile Tendie tranny meltdown

>>712529223 (OP)
I'm using mine to play switch games with much better loading times

The lyrics don't work with the song you retard

>tendie boogeyman
brown poorfag snoy can't cope with being a retard who bought a console with no games
Hopefully your money will be well spent by Sony on BLM and LGBTQ+ support, they need it more than you do, lmao

there're already more switch 2 exclusives announced after 3 months than ps5 ones after 5 years lmao
>inb4 the Im gonna emoolaaaate cope

>>712529370
Not really. A better comparison would be making snoys chuds and making tendies cuckservatives who vouch for jews. Tendies defend and supoort a company that has only held the industry back with their constant lawsuits and dirty money grubbing ways.

>>712535196
>>712535236
>>712535364
fragile tendie tranny seethe

OP stop bumping your shit thread already

>OP stop bumping your shit thread already

can you believe this guy sits on /v/ all day to bump his console war shitpost threads before they archive? lmao

>can you believe this guy sits on /v/ all day to bump his console war shitpost threads before they archive? lmao

>>712534293
It'll immediately lose all purpose next month when DK releases.

>>712537007
>Wokey Kong
lol it's gonna suck

>>712534293
>it hits
No, it doesn't. We've seen this joke before. Come up with a new one for once

>>712534293

So basically everyone doing the same as OP is a little faggot with a major grudge over a shitpost, of all things
Maybe you should use that imagination to try willing more PS5 games into existence, the absolute fucking state of the library after FIVE YEARS lmao

>>712529223 (OP)
The left can't meme as usual. They only copy and then spam it as "based"

>>712529223 (OP)
>STARTING TO REGRET NOT BUYING PS5
Meter. Do you know it? Not even going to read the rest

Never seen so many tendies cry and piss their pants

Keep seething

>>712529223 (OP)
based