Thread 712544357

Games with cooking mechanics are automatically good. Do you have any vidya you like that has cooking in it? Is it like Barnyard and Paper Mario: TTYD where only one character cooks and all you do is bring the ingredients, or can you actually select your favorite girl as the cook?

I love Totooria Helmold! Her game has a cooking competition which she can win or lose depending on the player's actions. Winning is one of many things required for the game's golden ending.

I love my horsegirl hotwife, Megumin!

>>712544598
frogto to tuen your trip ogg you stupid tranny ibtch!!

>>712544661
oops

>>712544357 (OP)
Valheim has one of the best cooking systems I've seen. Tons of food options and combinations for whatever stat you need and the new feast tray shit makes it so you can cook up and serve for your friends. Really drives home those housemom style moments for players who like building and farming more than exploration and combat.

I love my yokai wife Takane yamashiro she’s so smart and great!
>>712544357 (OP)
Eh not really a fan of cooking mechanics they’re usually too tedious for my liking

LUV MAHNE WIFE, SIUMPLE ASS!!!!

>>712544512
>>712544598
meguminposter was kassfag all along?

From the bottom of my heart, I love Ashikaga Chachamaru!
Man, I don't want to get out of bed today..I want to keep cuddling with her..

>>712545886
oh no!! say it aint so, meguminbro! you seemed like a decent dude too.. :(

My wife can't cook, cant clean, but she can 'eef with the best of 'em!

Kurumi doesn't get much of a chance to show off her cooking skills normally, but a chapter in one of the anthology comics paints her out to be very skilled!

Blanc is my wife and I love her more than anything in the whole world. Neptunia doesn't really have cooking mechanics, but she can cook if she puts her mind to it.

My only goal in life is to be good enough for UMP45’s love.
>>712544357 (OP)
Neither GFL nor GFL2 have cooking mechanics unfortunately. Which is a shame because I love vidya cooking. PNC lets you craft gifts though but that game is dead

>>712545909
Get up chacha...

>>712546779
apology crepe?

>>712546816
No! We're happy in each other's arms

>>712547464
In the manga chapter that was taken from, Neptune was visiting her place and getting moody. Blanc thought it was because her sisters ate up all of the baked sweet potatoes before Nep could get any. She tried repeatedly to console Neptune with food, even making her crepes. Neptune just had a tooth ache the entire time and was only there hiding from Nepgear who hauls her to the dentist at the end of the chapter.

>>712544357 (OP)
There's crafting but it's pretty basic and it can create more than just food.
Kafka definitely can cook though.

>>712544357 (OP)
Houkai doesn't have cooking mechanics by default, but it did have a few cooking-themed events in it. The exact mechanics vary a bit between said events, but in the most recent one you could assign who you wanted as a chef, or even a waiter and some other roles. Sadly my favorite girl, who is also my wife, wasn't a part of the cooking crew, only her "sister" was.

New official art posted on Bilibili. Guessing it’s for some anniversary which is why all the girls look a little too young. I love that even when portrayed as a young child she’s still a smug little shit. I love her so much.
>>712548446
I always liked those little cooking events. The animations were so cute. I would always forget to collect and restart the cookings though

I love my adorable explosive chuunibyou wife, Megumin!
The gacha didn't have cooking per se but it did have a crafting system that allowed you to make some foods, and lots of the events we're restaurant themed, where my wife would get to show off her great cooking skills.

>>712544357 (OP)
There unfortunately aren't any cooking mini games, but cooking is a fairly large part of Tales of Berseria. Different dishes confer different buffs, and you can set a specific character to make them to give it a further bonus depending on that character's efficiency with the recipe, and as you cook with them, their cooking skill will go up. My beautiful wife Velvet Crowe, for example, excels at making Crowe Quiche, but isn't great at Lizard Tail Steak (Eizen's specialty).
My wife is also known to be an excellent cook in general. The only other dish she's confirmed to be bad at is Dwarven Salisbury Surprise, another Eizen specialty. Maybe he just cooks shit weird.

I love my beautiful little vampire queen wife, Krul, beyond all things!!! :)
>>712544357 (OP)
There's no cooking mechanics or anything of the sort unfortunately, nor would I think my wife would be a very good cook. Being a vampire doesn't exactly require one to hone their cooking skills on account of just being able to drink blood to satiate any hunger. It would be really cute and wonderful though to cook meals together! :)

>>712550247
That’s fucking adorable actually. She looks so cool and tough, I’d never imagine she’d also had motherly traits like that

WIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIFE

>>712550725
In that scene (it's from a comedy anthology manga series) she and everyone else are basically drunk. They tried to get a sleeping potion for her to help her sleep better but it got splashed everywhere. So while everyone else started acting goofy, she basically reverted back to how she was before all the shit happened to her and started mommying/big sistering everyone.
She did end up getting a good night's sleep though.

>>712549390
Aye, the cooking events are very nice, though that could also be said for most events honestly, Houkai really excells at those. Also, cute UMP.

>>712547686
i know that feeling
>>712550247
>>712550939
a yamawaros worst nightmare... this might be even worse than normal velvet terrorizing them!

>>712551372
Great now everything is gonna taste like fire.
>>712551387
There would be no escape, she would be stuffed into bed and tucked in like a good little waro.

>>712551372
Yeah, I still hold Honkai Impact as the golden standard for gacha events. One of my favorite quotes from vidya is a line by Yae in the end of Sanka Saga
>”If I had something to say to the yesterday me - ‘Tomorrow, please keep on, living with your shame and your sins’”.
GFL2 has put a bit of effort into their events, they add cute little minigames now that are just blatant ripoffs of popular arcade-style games. But they’re still nowhere near as good as Impact’s.
Also, ye

Please like my drawing guys! I worked really hard on it!

>>712544357 (OP)
I love my voluptuous and petite waifu Neo the ice cream girl!
There aren’t any cooking mechanics in her games.

>>712553035
Would she be able to make her own ice cream?

Kyaku is beauty
>>712544357 (OP)
The games she's in sadly don't have cooking mechanics

>>712551568
You will eat the chili and you WILL like it.
>>712552116
>blatant ripoffs of popular arcade-style games
I mean, that's also the case in Houkai, chinks gonna chink. Like, this patch we had an event that was basically FTL. I don't really mind this game ripping off other media, at the end of the day, as long as it's fun then i couldn't care less.
And yeah, Yae was cool, always liked her and it's a shame she isn't really in the game anymore but some characters just end up like that i still miss my man Otto.

>>712553035
>>712553171
oh yeah, speaking of ice cream
https://files.catbox.moe/v4bah0.mp4

>>712553171
She could make ice cream, but not like what you see in this image this was just a funny image

>>712553347
What is it? I’m at work right now so I can’t see it.

>>712553442
It's racism. Not funny whoever posted it.

>>712553557
its ice cream :(

>>712553442
The flavors of neapolitan ice cream segregated

>>712553354
Where... where did the vanilla come from?

>>712553557
Nah it's pretty funny.

>>712553557
you're brown

My love belongs to Oboro, her series doesn't have cooking mechanics

I love Red Riding Hood

>>712552607
I'm honored you think my art style looks similar to my favorite Kass artist.

That caption is dumb, though, he likes to fuck me.

Do you ever dream of doing a team attack with waifu if so what would you name the attack? for me its quite easy to call our attack "Matrimonial Green Spiral". takanes got cool attacks doesnt she, especially in TH18.5! oh she's just so lovely!

>>712544357 (OP)
there aren't any cooking mechanics but there is a scene where she cooks new years dinner

>>712555210
Yeah, there's no specific name for it though. Usually I just imagine fighting alongside her while she uses her claw. Maybe she could grab me and throw me at whoever we're fighting.

>>712555210
Kinda. But I’m a lover, not a fighter. The closest I could get is probably providing support to her from the rear. Or maybe even close air support if I knew how to pilot aircraft

>>712555210
I can't imagine anything I can do that'd help her in a fight whatsoever.

>>712555210
We always fight as a team, and it just so happens that we already have a team attack. Her shin'uchi is called "Castle of Howling" and it essentially overloads the senses of whoever is targeted by it.

Waifutranny threads belong on >>>/trash/

>>712553662
lol
>>712553790
Trade secret

>>712555210
I’m not sure what I would call it but it would probably be something using swords together or just punching people together

kassfag so worried about the fake collage he forgot to do his /trash/ ritualpost baka

>>712560110
ZZZ girls are such normalfag safe horny trash that could only appeal to puritan ironic weebs on twitter. actually kys.

>>712560232
hahaha I would beat you to a pile of bloody flesh irl

RF4 has fun cooking. Dolce is always eager to learn more about it and practice. She also has a set of unique dishes she makes every day for the player for lunch.

Mythra My Beloved

Aw geez, I passed this thread like 300 times today! I love my angel wife, Flonne! You can kind of cook in later Disgaea games (it's like a smoothie bar or something where you mix items together if I remember right), but not in any of her main entries... Still plenty of food items to eat! Honestly I'd prefer to cook for her, though. She loves lobster tomalley!

I am getting my big-ass Karen tapestry in the coming days.

love Kafka

>>712563987
Nice

>>712563987
That's awesome bro

>>712563987
Very nice, hopefully it arrives without issue!

I love her so much. Every day spent with her is like a dream. She really is my everything. I love you so much Chachamaru
>>712563987
Nice!

I love my wife Neptune! She has a knack for crafting things and for eating, so I think she could put them together and cook well.

>>712547794
>Spoiler
Adorable!
>>712550939
Super adorable!
>>712555210
>Let's go!
>Eat this!
>Dual Love Knuckle!

For me, it's Towa.
Cooking minigames are a Trails tradition, and Towa can join in on the fun in Cold Steel 2. Her specialties are fluffy pancakes (which she turns into a pumpkin cake) and spicy curry (her version is sincere beef rice, presumably without the spice).
In Cold Steel 3 she's in charge of the cooking class at the academy.

any vidya plans for the weekend?

>>712571007
Gonna play some more Oblivion.

>>712571007
Im gonna stay away from vidya until THPS3+4 comes out, im sadly just burnt out on the medium

>>712544357 (OP)
I want to eat my sweet mamawife the esteemed Minamoto-no-Raikou's cooking.
>>712571007
Finished the original japanese King's Field today, if i can i will play the second game today but the weather most likely has other plans.

>>712571007
Nightreign probably, playing DND tomorrow. I've always been running back through Yoshi's Island on the SNES for the first time since I was a kiddo.

>>712571007
i thought it was gonna be mario kart world but all the stores around me wont have a switch 2 in stock till 2 weeks later so i guess ill piss away my time playing trove

>>712573394
forgot my image cause im a dumbass

>>712573529
gween

>>712563987
Congrats!
Also good to see ya again Karenbro.
>>712555210
Husband Wife Dual Explosion, perhaps.

>>712563987
That sounds cool, gz.
>>712571007
Haven't decided yet. I'd love to continue SMTV but my autism forbids me from doing so until i fully port Seele into it, and it's an uphill battle because i'm retarded. I'm thinking about picking up something chill for this evening to take a break; A friend of mine recommended Wartales to me so i might check that out.

>>712573581
NEPPER NEPPER NEPPER NEPPER NEPPER

>>712571007
him

>>712563987
Congratulations on the new merch, hopefully it arrives very soon!

>>712574503
and finding a job hopefully

>>712574503
Don't think you can do that from a park bench, you bum

>>712574697
Me and Kass can do that anywhere.

Yeah, cause you’re homeless lmao

>>712574731
Like the bridge you currently live under?

Thanks for the congratulations guys.
Sorry I haven't been around much. Hope all of you and your wives have been doing great.

I love her beautiful blonde hair
>>712571007
Tomorrow is d&d night, and I want to get more work done on my collage entry, so I'll probably just do stuff in Ff14 to fill up the time

I'm out in public so I'm a dirty phone poster but I still love Caecae! Sorry I'm not in these threads too much!

>>712576935
The horse looks hungry.
I've been using her a lot during the current event.

I love my beautiful wife Lysithea.
>>712544357 (OP)
3H does have a cooking activity. The effects of who is cooking don't change unlike Engage, but what does change is how much support they gain if they're good at it.
Lysi's pretty good cook in her own right, not just baking. Doesn't mean she'll eat veggie dishes, but she can make them. She does try to be as self-reliant on everything as much as possible.
>>712555210
I'll carry her piggyback and run as she throws magic around at enemies.
>>712571007
Just finished Last Window. It was hilarious seeing Kyle Hyde actually try to work as a salesman, it's how I imagine both Lysi and I would act. I ended up liking both games equally, each has their own strength. Next, we'll see.
>>712563987
Grats

>>712576935
No worries Caenisbro and dont forget there is the other thread if you cant find one over here.

>>712576935
apples

>>712574503
does he pretend it's a hentai vidya when he's watching you get plowed by other guys?

>>712575372
>>712575508
Don't know why you guys think he's homeless when Kass just suddenly "encourages" him to go live with some gooner who likes fucking trannies whenever something like this happens

>>712578407
I don't think I know what that is. The discord server?
>>712577783
She's a decent Buster! Not the best but it's Caecae. I'm really happy she's still helping you out. Take care of her!
>>712578425
Goblin

>>712579584
Grailing her up to 100 and maxing out her skills definitely helped.

>>712579584
eight chan

>>712578864
My husband's judgement weighs far more beyond your own, anon.

>>712580145
Is that why you don't have a house?

>>712579584
>goblin
be nice to yamawaro they're a sophisticated (relatively) and smart bunch!

>>712560648
you couldn’t hurt a squirrel, you limp wristed faggot.

AAAAAAAAAAAA SHES SO CUTE I LOVE THIS WOMAN SO FUCKING MUCH.
>>712571007
Death Stranding. Maybe some Xenoblade X. And of course GFL2

>>712581229
>>712581229
meant to post this one but that one is pretty cute too

>>712544357 (OP)
I want to fuck Kisaragi

>>712581541
We know, Mutsuki

>>712571007
Morrowind coop and maybe try to finish Zeonic Front. Possibly some Power Bomberman if my friends are in the mood!
>>712580274

I love that Death Stranding has a rest mechanic. Sometimes I like to see my character lie down and take a break. He’s my son and I am his father. I will protect him and raise him into a strong man so that he may continue to live on without me. Because the relations between humans are just mere instances islanded amongst the entirety of life. you will be with you for as long as you exist. but others will eventually separate from you. so i try to cherish and love him as long as i exist. aaaaaaaaaaaaa leva i love you so much. you’re such a beautiful person

She's so cool.

Cool wife, you say?

>>712583450
>>712583660
The coolest!

What the fuck did I stumble upon?

>>712583898
Stop playing dumb birdtranny

Ghost Recon Breakpoint sucked ass

>>712584309
Aw fuck you don't tell me that, I bought that a while back to play with buds.

>>712584649
If you’re in singleplayer. With friends it’s actually really fun. Remember to disable HUD or you’re a weenie. Have fun, anon!

Emilie De Rochefort is the love of my life.
It would be pretty chill to have a tea brewing mini game with her.

Tomboys are inherently cool.

>>712571007
Gonna play a lot more Dune Awakening now that I have a full weekend to look forward to. I also rolled Fospoken on my "wheel of flops" so I'll be playing that too.

post a random image of 'fu

>>712585237
Oh yeah, I found this and it made me think of your tomboy gf thing that you sometimes post about Caenis.
It originally said "therion gf" but I replaced it

>>712579584
>>712580074
Moe because there are two.
>>712580274
>Wasting tomatoes
Takane should be smarter than to draw Mama's wrath.
>>712583660
>>712583450
>>712583742
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jkaRY178Qyo
>>712584309
How many of these games are still based on Tom Clancy's books?

>>712585717
Yes I'm doubleposting

>>712544357 (OP)
dragons crown is kinda crazy with its cooking
also in the odins sphere remaster its the way to level up so it really matters

Norman Reedus is pretty cool. Wish I cared enough about Walking Dead. Games were cool at least. good work. new delivery order. please access the terminal for more information. Ahhhhh, Leva is so very cool!
>>712583450
>>712583660
She’s the coolest.
>>712585928
Literally nothing past Advanced Warfighter 2. Everything else is horseshit. Ubisoft just likes to use Tom Clancy’s name like a good luck charm. It’s why Breakpoint in particular fascinates me so much.
>>712585717
Randomfu

>>712583660
>>712583450
My wife is simply the coolest, cutest girl around

>>712585717
Fu
>>712585858
That's so cute. Velvet needs a THERION WIFE t-shirt like the TOMBOY GF t-shirt I keep promising to draw Caecae in

>>712585717
>hit random on folder
A few months early but hey.

>>712585928
SHE DIDNT WASTE THEM A BUNCH OF NO GOOD BULLIES THREW THEM AT HER!
>>712583660
>>712583450
wife is coolest when shes being a HERO

>>712585717
Ah, the old "close eyes and wiggle the mouse around a bit" method.

>>712586507
Chachachachachachachaka-CHAN
>>712586826
Takawaro Yamashishi

>>712586972
Seele arguing with Velvet about who's gonna carry Megumin is pretty cute (at least i assume that's what they're doing).
>>712585717

>>712571007
More FF14, playing random games with some friends, dnd things tomorrow, and maybe playing something else at some point.
>>712583450
>>712583660
Wife is cool af

>>712586559
Maybe I can do another custom T-shirt that just says "THERION WIFE" in big gothic letters above whatever picture I use

>>712585717
A pretty basic one to get, but that's how it goes I guess

My wife Iroha is a great cook!

>>712585717
>>712583450
She's cooler than cool. Ice cold.

>>712588672
Meido

>>712588967
Look at all those cookies! (Also indeedo!)

>>712590196
This thing doesn't seem trustworthy

>>712590482
Nonsense if she was trustworthy how come were happily married!

>>712591118
Based alchemist

>>712591118
Holy based.

Have you had any dreams involving waifu lately?

>>712592437
I got to thinking about lucid dreams. I've only had two my entire life. One was close to a decade ago and before I ever started waifuing Dolce. This most recent one was earlier this year actually. I was in this really nice suburban neighborhood, but I wanted to go to Selphia and find Dolce. So I went to this house I was staying at and tried some Narnia method. If I dove into this closet, maybe I would come out the other end where I need to be. Didn't work, so I searched the outskirts of the suburb for some mysterious forest path that would take me there. Woke up before anything could happen. Was still fun because I got to skip hundreds of feet everywhere.

>>712583450
People may know Towa just for being cute, but she has her cool moments too. Like shooting a gun out of a mobster's hand and making them surrender.

>>712588672
Maidu!

>>712593650
Someone should let that guy know the fucking tide of his forehead is receding.

>>712592437
I dreamed I was playing a game where to recruit one of the party members by winning a trivia game.
Neptune and her party would be in one side throwing tomatoes at the other girl and they'd cause clothing destruction, basically like a videogame trivia version of the Split Opinion minigame from DR3 where answering a question wrong would get your clothing destroyed.
It was also emulated for some reason.
>>712593650
Clearly she has the bigger gun.

I honestly had no idea there was a new sonic racing game being made. Any other games you didn’t know are being made until recently?

>>712593694
Indeedu!

>>712592437
I've not had a fu dream in a while, but since I don't often remember my dreams I like to imagine that she's in them every night

>>712592437
Alas, I almost never do.

>>712592437
Only daydreams.

>>712596383
Maid time.

I love my cute demon wife
>>712544357 (OP)
Food is definitely a recurring theme in the Disgaea games!
>>712571007
Having a friend over tomorrow for smash bros, mariokart and lots of watching gundam

I've been dead because of being sick but also because zombified while playing Fantasy life i.... My initial purpose of this game was to find wings to put on Etna!! And after 36 hours, that happened.
Now I'm 80 hours in, doing post-game stuff, lol.
Where's Thieffag, I wanted to tell him how there's headgear that looks like Thief's in the game.
Also Flonne should be pretty easy to make, there's even some holy robes later in the game.

>>712586302
Cutie