Thread 712554087 - /v/ [Archived: 1038 hours ago]

Anonymous
6/13/2025, 7:12:29 PM No.712554087
Astro bot
Astro bot
md5: 9c8a0d6b93d3eb0999721b81356550ce๐Ÿ”
https://x.com/Genki_JPN/status/1933420998411628559 Guess he isnโ€™t dead just yet
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Anonymous
6/13/2025, 7:14:07 PM No.712554228
>>712554087 (OP)
Post the screenshot fool, I ain't clicking that.
Replies: >>712554803
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 7:20:29 PM No.712554803
Astro bot news
Astro bot news
md5: 3090754ae8e8a963ce8f5fec5b401786๐Ÿ”
>>712554228
Replies: >>712556640 >>712564176 >>712582761 >>712593803 >>712596659 >>712596770
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 7:21:21 PM No.712554881
Screenshot_2
Screenshot_2
md5: fba25b4f26d91b0059832161d18722e2๐Ÿ”
I hate concern trolling faggots like this so much.
Replies: >>712556489 >>712559568 >>712563046
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 7:39:30 PM No.712556415
I hope we see a sequel
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 7:40:18 PM No.712556489
>>712554881
PlayStation has had Crash, Spyro, Ratchet, Sly and Ape Escape, not everything needs to be dark, mature and gritty.
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Anonymous
6/13/2025, 7:42:14 PM No.712556640
>>712554803
>New face of playstation
>A focus group designed robot that wears the skin of the dead franchises that used to be the faces of playstation
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 8:08:54 PM No.712558864
>>712556489
I wish hey kept crash and spyro
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 8:17:44 PM No.712559568
>>712554881
Concern trolling is the only way to express controversial opinions on the hugbox that is the internet nowadays, being direct and saying what you mean in a harsh but honest way will get you disliked dogpiled and buried even by the people who secretly agree with you

I think the easiest way to see this phenomenon in action is posting controversial opinions on reddit vs framing them as concern trolling, one gets you instantly downvoted while the other will garner tons of sympathy and support, despite being the same exact opinion
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Anonymous
6/13/2025, 8:39:53 PM No.712561423
>>712554087 (OP)
I wonder if weโ€™ll get an astro bot racing game one day
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Anonymous
6/13/2025, 9:00:25 PM No.712563046
>>712554881
What a weirdo
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 9:09:54 PM No.712563834
>>712561423
I'm sure they're already working on
>Astro Kart
>Astro Party
>Astro Sport
>Astro Mansion
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Anonymous
6/13/2025, 9:13:51 PM No.712564176
>>712554803
how weird
/v/ said astrobot was a flop
Replies: >>712564294 >>712567779 >>712596858
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 9:15:12 PM No.712564294
>>712564176
/v/ says everything is a flop
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 9:15:46 PM No.712564346
>>712554087 (OP)
Sonybros, why couldn't he kill Nintendo's platforming tyrant..? He was supposed to usher in a new golden age of gaming.
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Anonymous
6/13/2025, 9:21:02 PM No.712564818
>>712564346
we just gotta wait 5 more years for the next astro bot on the PS6
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Anonymous
6/13/2025, 9:22:46 PM No.712564976
>>712564818
More like 3
Replies: >>712567116
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 9:28:22 PM No.712565479
>>712554087 (OP)
When are Sony releasing it on PC?
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Anonymous
6/13/2025, 9:44:36 PM No.712566996
>>712565479
Never, too reliant on dualshock
Replies: >>712602154
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 9:45:59 PM No.712567116
>>712564976
they're still releasing stuff for Astro bot and they're a small studio
even large studios need 5 years to make anything
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 9:53:00 PM No.712567779
1749801365129[1]
1749801365129[1]
md5: cc7bfe5217834b30356482ba78d0332e๐Ÿ”
>>712564176
>sony presentation to investors says sony ips are doing well
Yes and everyone's so excited for Marathon and Fairgames!
Replies: >>712567923 >>712586978
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 9:54:35 PM No.712567923
>>712567779
WHAT THE FUCK IS FAIRGAME!?
have we seen any gameplay?
I'm so confused to what it's even supposed to be
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Anonymous
6/13/2025, 10:07:11 PM No.712569098
Between sonic and astro, I think mario finally has competition again
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Anonymous
6/13/2025, 10:26:01 PM No.712570715
>>712569098
Kek
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Anonymous
6/13/2025, 10:30:36 PM No.712571075
astrobot is only good for porn
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Anonymous
6/13/2025, 10:30:42 PM No.712571086
>>712570715
What
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 10:31:46 PM No.712571167
>>712571075
Post some
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 10:44:43 PM No.712572285
>>712563834
Based
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 11:04:35 PM No.712574007
Thick thighs astro
Thick thighs astro
md5: 6a0d6283c3835d55a546c2d376d9c1e5๐Ÿ”
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 11:14:17 PM No.712574827
>/v/ complains about Sony being movie-game spamming woketards
>here comes a game that's none of that
>"NO NOT LIKE THAT"
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 11:23:04 PM No.712575545
Do you want Sony to STOP trying to make Astro Bot a thing or do you just want them to try harder and make a deeper game next time?
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Anonymous
6/13/2025, 11:45:30 PM No.712577359
>>712575545
The latter
Anonymous
6/14/2025, 12:12:35 AM No.712579578
Bump
Anonymous
6/14/2025, 12:37:27 AM No.712581467
Are the new dlc levels out yet
Anonymous
6/14/2025, 12:57:15 AM No.712582761
>>712554803
Littlebigplanet brosโ€ฆ
Anonymous
6/14/2025, 1:01:00 AM No.712583025
>>712567923
Pretty sure it's Sony's attempt at a Payday-type "extraction shooter," considering the theming of the game seems to be the "steal from da rich (but not Papa Corporation, of course)" and so you'll be doing heist shit.
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Anonymous
6/14/2025, 1:02:16 AM No.712583124
1720029662338719
1720029662338719
md5: df18bffee42b94567f19ff6ecf9aece6๐Ÿ”
Just played this after astro bot, and this game feels much worse
they have the same basic moveset but the movement in this game is floaty and the level design is boring and unchallenging
it's a good thing astro bot is replacing him
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Anonymous
6/14/2025, 1:04:58 AM No.712583303
Astro Knackboy
Astro Knackboy
md5: b339b5b6a16ccb648da48b41227351e0๐Ÿ”
>>712575545
Honestly, the first part. Sony really needs their own new leading mascot character, but Astro Bot needs to be reworked from the ground up to the point where you might as well just start over with a new idea. Crash was such a blessing for them because he bridged the gap between "funny cartoon character" and "more mature than Plumber Boy," while Astro Bot has been a complete regression of that attitude. What the fuck is with Sony and their little midget golems?
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Anonymous
6/14/2025, 1:31:49 AM No.712585195
>>712583124
This isnโ€™t the real littlebigplanet.
Anonymous
6/14/2025, 1:56:40 AM No.712586978
MAKEFPS
MAKEFPS
md5: e2c8f111d6410661d6f1bc37790a84f6๐Ÿ”
>>712567779
damn, fairgames is just gonna be the next concord.
and marathon i give it 1 year
Anonymous
6/14/2025, 2:17:31 AM No.712588585
>>712583025
>another extraction shooter
what? but isn't that marathon? how many do they need
Anonymous
6/14/2025, 2:28:54 AM No.712589415
>>712559568
>Implying that 4cuck is not like that.
Anonymous
6/14/2025, 2:50:51 AM No.712591070
Post asstro butt
Anonymous
6/14/2025, 3:08:30 AM No.712592394
updated
updated
md5: 6cc7ff4fcee89de6659ea6bec1fc946f๐Ÿ”
steam release when? ive been itching for a good platformer to the point that ive been playing smg on dolphin
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Anonymous
6/14/2025, 3:29:42 AM No.712593803
>>712554803
bit ironic considering the game is parading around a bunch of dead IP's innit
Anonymous
6/14/2025, 3:33:36 AM No.712594091
>>712592394
Two more weeks, PCsis. Now hop on Steam to ERP with the gals.
Anonymous
6/14/2025, 4:08:43 AM No.712596343
Is this the closest thing weโ€™ll ever get to a super mario galaxy 3
Anonymous
6/14/2025, 4:13:16 AM No.712596659
>>712554803
well release it on PC first.
I'm never buying a Snoystation.
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Anonymous
6/14/2025, 4:14:57 AM No.712596770
>>712554803
>the guy behind the Horizon astroturfing is now switching sides
KWAB
Anonymous
6/14/2025, 4:16:39 AM No.712596858
>>712564176
according to numberfag /v/ermins, any game that isn't selling 10 million copies on its first year is considered a flop
Moose !!Tm8/4MnbTW4
6/14/2025, 5:01:15 AM No.712599704
ASTRO's PLAYROOM_20220518210609
ASTRO's PLAYROOM_20220518210609
md5: 517029d4cbed4016bf6b651e6ad77f90๐Ÿ”
>>712583303
>What the fuck is with Sony and their little midget golems?
They're extremely marketable, that's what. Ratchet is a manlet, so is Toro, and they were the brand's mascots for years. Even Sonic and Mario are manlets. Astro Boy absolutely works as a mascot and the newer games in particular have proven that because he is identifiable both as himself and he can wear other people's appearances naturally.
Anonymous
6/14/2025, 5:40:22 AM No.712602154
>>712596659
See>>712566996