RISE UP

>why i gave the president of the untied states undertale

>>712555294 (OP)
Logan Paul wants to be president, so will MatPat be his VP? Let's get the ball rolling bros.

>>712555294 (OP)
It's just a theory, a bell curve theory

>>712555409
Logan Paul is a hyperMAGAchud and Mat is an average democrat

>>712555294 (OP)
I LOVE MATPAT SO MUCH

i hope he wins whatever the fuck he's doing

i wish he'd come back to do gtlive

>>712555294 (OP)
against the gacha and live service menace?

>>712555294 (OP)
THE DARK SECRET BEHIND THE WHITE HOUSE TOILETS

>>712555294 (OP)

>>712555294 (OP)
>We live in the timeline where the Five Nights at Freddy's guy is getting into politics
what a weird world

>After two years of work, Steph and I have just launched the Creator Economy Caucus in the House of Representatives, a bipartisan group where creators can work alongside lawmakers to ensure legislation is timely and relevant for the Internet age. We've already got ~10 reps on board and we're just getting started.

I was really hoping this was some AI image. Great way to use a lot of words and say absolutely nothing by the way. Kind of par for the course with this guy. Hopefully his political grift dies faster than people realize it started

>>712555651
Eh, faking gay with the homies happens

>>712555294 (OP)
I want him to go further, shit would be so fucking funny.

having government and 'adults' involved in my games is literally the last thing I want
it's like having your parents chaperone you and your bros going to the skatepark or something

>>712555294 (OP)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1WufJFmiLno

the guy has seemed utterly soulless from the start, seems perfect for politics

Will he run for president in 2028?

>>712555294 (OP)
That’s my President

>>712555703
don't know anything about those people but I doubt they actually believe in anything

>>712556301
They believe in money

>>712556291
Mr Beast has 0% at a political future after turning a blind eye to his buddy grooming kids

Oneyplays was right all along, president matthew Patrick was inevitable

>>712556301
Mat has zero political convictions, he's conforms to whatever is the current popular opinion. That in a way makes him the perfect politician.

>>712556580
that doesn't seem to be a problam for Donald

>>712555703
>>712556291
Matpat being the democratic nominee wouldn't work because the radicalists in the DNC would never accept another cis straight white male even if he stood for all their values and was the objectively best-polled candidate. They would rather force another unpopular woman/BIPOC and get into another 2024 situation and lose the election again.

>>712556580
Did you forget about Epstein? Being an actual predator will get you the best political connections.

>>712555294 (OP)
Is it just me or why does he look like a white nationalist?

>MatPat shows up in DC
>Israel bombs Iran
Its not longer a game theory, it's a game conspiracy.

>>712556291
>This is the future zoomers want

>>712556580
So perfect politician/

>>712556580
you're talking about a country whose people circumcises their kids

>>712555294 (OP)
Didn't this guy often played in multiplayer games with Markiplier?

>>712556580
lol, lmao, rofl even

>>712556806
Unironically yes. Why suffer through X Boomer after Trump or retarded Millennials who were raised to be politicians and steal from people? I would rather roll the dice than continue like things are.

>>712556291
>pete Buttigieg
i felt like i recognized the Buttigieg from somewhere but googleing the name, it's just some United States secretary of transportation dude?
Why would a yuro like me have heard of him, have there been any other Buttigieg of note?

videogames?

>>712556992
You've probably heard of him because he's known for being gay and getting involved in a couple of scandals, plus his name is funny

>>712556992
Gay politician who ran for president, most notably kidnapped a baby so he and his boyfriend can raise it, they also have simulated boobs to breastfeed the baby with

>>712557010
matpat did video game contents unc

>>712556802
Probably the Hitler Youth adjacent cut

>>712555810
>>712555294 (OP)
chat is this real?

>>712555810
There is actually a massive nation-destroying problem in our time where tech and software is essentially an unregulated business with billions of dollars flowing through it.

That's really fucking bad by the way.
It's how game and software companies are allowed to literally disable products you paid for in full. No other industry would get away with that.

>>712556992
He’s gay and his last name starts with butt, which is funny enough to stick in peoples heads

>>712555925
Suzuka my beloved

>>712556291
>Democrats have white aryan man as a candidate
>Republicans have a basedjak
Kino future

>>712555862
The world never stops spinning and the horn never stops honking.

>>712557125
and i also have a vidya channel but you dont see me posting my fucking face here like a dumb retard

>>712557318
yeah because your channel doesn't do well
you probably upload old videos of ass boomer games like plok LMAO

>>712556291
Mr. Beast is apolitical and universally hated by everyone with the right to vote.

Uh oh, stinky mad his 100 sub tf2 channel isn't popular.

Does he know?
>>712556580

>>712555294 (OP)
I had no idea this dude became a politician.

>>712557097
>kidnapped a baby so he and his boyfriend can raise it,

It's called adoption, anon. I'm sorry you're so bitter and miserable orphans being adopted triggers you

>>712557168
What about those tractors though.

>>712557168
There's tons of other stuff too, like the credit apps that can trap you thousands in debit, algothims and youtube sponsors ignoring laws about advertising to kids. Genuinely, the work he's doing is important.

>>712557010
videogames theory

>>712557386
i'm sure that would have an audicen but no
but because i dont shill my shit
thats why . unlike the e-retards you cucksuck daily

>>712557419
Youre right sorry
He and his boyfriend legally kidnapped a baby so they can simulate breastfeeding it and have it sleep in a room that reeks of poop and astroglide

>>712555810
lel he's getting 2 bullets in the head by the (((Hollywood))) PACs if he so much as tries. Either he's retarded, or he's aware it's a grift for finance embezzlement.

>>712557386
Zoom zoom

I don't know who that is and I don't want to know.
E-celeb shit is not vidya.

>>712557461
Again, the problem is that the tech industry is unregulated. It's how companies are able to get away with so much blatantly destructive shit.

>>712555294 (OP)
Great, more reasons for poltards to pollute /v/. Real question, if he ever runs for president will you amerifags vote for him?

>>712557154
>Twitter https://x.com/MatPatGT/status/1932458863619404194?t=qtor7gx2hggSZEDqORImNA&s=19
>Instagram https://www.instagram.com/p/DKucEY5uA7C/?igsh=NHEwemZxMnFpc3ho

>>712557419
No kid ever “””adopted””” has ever grown up to be an actual functional adult, let alone one “”””adopted””” but gays

>>712555810
>wants to regulate the Internet further than it already is
Yeah no, he can fuck right off. We need less laws, not more.

>>712555294 (OP)
This is actually the way.
We need gamer politicians.

>>712557586

Much better anon. They are fathers, something you'll never be because nobody will ever want to have children with you.

> Hello fellow young internet people I represent you in politics
> I'm a fag btw
By the next election cycle this guy will disappear like all fags before him.

>>712557798
Ermmm do you have an ethically made source to back that up?

>>712557815
Where does it say anything about that?
Or are you referencing a different source?

>we'll be seeing asmongold running for president in our life time

>>712557857
>implying I dont have kids
Did you and your boyfriend bust in eachothers assholes 9 months before kidnapping that baby as a weird mpreg fetish thing? Im willing to bet you did

>>712557798

At least those adopted children actually get to grow up and are not murdered like children raised by heteroid couples.

>>712557998
there's no way a guy like him with all his disgusting mold garbage house shit documented on the internet would ever win an election

>The Creator Economy Caucus, also called the Congressional Creators Caucus, is a bipartisan caucus of U.S. legislators whose members work to support online content creators.
What fucking timeline is this? What's next, women voting?

>>712558081
Imagine killing yourself and only being referred to as Anthony's Nephew (no last name)

>>712558081
Dying at the hands of one’s biological parents is a good end compared to becoming a freak of nature unlovable adoptoid

>>712555862
Clown world. China doesn't have this problem.

>>712558080
> I ttoally have kids already! i swear i'm not an incel! that's why i'm ranting about gays and adoption in a vidya board

Uh huh.

>>712558217
>Dying at the hands of one’s biological parents is a good end
The absolute state of 4chan suicidal incels.

>>712558227
True.
In China the people do not get to pick their representative.

>>712558245
>post pics of your kids so me and myhusband can jack off to them
No can do Pete, youre just gonna have to crank one out to your kidnapped baby again

I want MatPat to address the nation in a Freddy Fazbear suit

>>712557386
Plokbros... we have been diddled again...