Thread 712560741

What if you you die and then get reincarnated as an NPC. But only in a game you’ve shit talked the most on this board or amongst them.

>What game world do you wake up in?
>Do you know the mechanics and and world enough to survive?
>What is your game plan to not be miserable assuming you live a full life there as a resident of it.
>You can have one thing the protagonist of the game has, what is it?

Kys isekaislopper

ok

why do you keep making these threads?

>Despise LoL with all my heart
>Get reincarnated as a Minion or Turret
honestly I'd rather just vanish into the cosmos, forever to be forgotten by the universe
>CAPTCHA: RYMJ0V

>What game world do you wake up in?
LOL I would end up in Assassins Creed Shadows.
>Do you know the mechanics and and world enough to survive?
Hell no so ill just be some Japanese peasant in the Sengoku period and just dont fuck with Samurai, pay my taxes and get a wife and keep my head down until Tokugawa takes over and the country will be at peace.
>What is your game plan to not be miserable assuming you live a full life there as a resident of it.
Get a job get a wife get some kids make some friends, live long and prosper
>You can have one thing the protagonist of the game has, what is it?
Parkour

I've shit talked Red Dead Redemption 2 quite a bit so if I get isekaid there with Deadeye I'm executing Dutch's entire shitty gang and taking Tilly as my wife.

>>712560741 (OP)
>Silent Hill
I avoid the shamelessly obvious plot-hooks trying to bait me into visiting Silent Hill.

>>712560741 (OP)
>But only in a game you’ve shit talked the most on this board or amongst them.
You mean the game I have hated the most on this board?
I hated on a lot of games on here, so I don't exactly remember which one I have hated the most.
If I am "lucky", I reincarnate in Starfield, Nightreign or Hogwarts Legacy.
If I am unlucky, I will end up in some coomer game, Gachaslop or wokeshit like Concord or ASS Creed Shadows.

>What is your game plan to not be miserable assuming you live a full life there as a resident of it.
If it's a Gacha game, coomerslop or woke slop I will just grab the nearest knife and kill myself.
If it is Starfield, I will try to establish a self sustaining base on a planet with fairly beautiful Flora and Fauna and live as a shut in Hermit.
If it's Hogwarts Legacy, I would study to become a magician.
Nightreign shouldn't be so bad because I get to live in the Elden Ring world. I would become the epic strength man with a massive hammer and deathbed dress and live happily ever after, explorig Dungeons, hunting treasure and being an obnoxious murderhobo.

I don't think I've shittalked any game.

>>712560741 (OP)
>An npc in the most overrated jrpg of all time
Fuck chrono trigger

>Super Mario 64
>npc
Well if I get to be a pink Bob Omb I'd be trhrilled, there's at least one on each level and they have artillery.

>>712560741 (OP)
I've probably talked shit about Skyrim the most on here.
Luckily, I have like 400 hours on it and would easily cheese my way into living a comfy life where I would plap my wife Sylgja from morndas to sundas, protected by her hot mom who iirc is the best marksman in the game.

>>712562717
OR OR Koopa the Quick

>>712560741 (OP)
>RESPOND TO MY THREAD /v/IRGINS
Ok.
>What if you you die and then get reincarnated as an NPC
Stopped reading there.
Get a better thread topic, faggot.

>>712560741 (OP)
If I reincarnate into the game I've shittalked the most to, it better not have performance and networking issues.

>>712562717
No wait I read wrong,nvm, I think I have talked shit more about Star Fox Command, I'd be fucked.

>>712560741 (OP)
I'm already an npc in other people's lives, just as they are npcs in mine.

>>712560741 (OP)
>hollow shite
bugs are cool
I won’t be bored at least

>>712560741 (OP)
>But only in a game you’ve shit talked the most on this board
So SS: Kill Rocksteady
>What game world do you wake up in?
A terrible version of Metropolis
>Do you know the mechanics and world enough to survive?
Just go into any building to stay away from cape shenanigans
>What is your game plan to not be miserable assuming you live a full life there as a resident of it.
Leave Metropolis
>You can have one thing the protagonist of the game has, what is it?
I don't know what all tools/weapons they have, but I doubt any of it would help me live a safe, stable life.

>>712560820
rude

>>712560923
To post to reddit or xitter obviously

>>712560741 (OP)
>Fromshit
Guess I'll stand in one place, say some lines and spontaneously die after a particular boss is killed

>>712560741 (OP)
I wake up in Genshin Impact. I know enough about it to survive. I will save my pulls and e6 my new wife Ganyu since she is meta foreva. I take the MC's sister, Lumine.

>>712560741 (OP)
I hate Blue Archive with a passion.
Isn't there only one male? I'd be pissed off I wasn't a male upon reincarnation.

>>712560741 (OP)
>Tfw i shittalk games i like the most because its funny
I'll have the devil genes, thanks

>>712560741 (OP)
>End up as an NPC in overrated shit like Zelda or Halo
Zelda might be comfy, but Halo's setting is retardedly fascist if you're a normal human and I usually roll my eyes at that word being thrown around.

bump

I think code vein is the worst game I've played. Hope there's some decent towns left.

>>712560741 (OP)
Undertale so I either get to live a peaceful jerk off slice of life existence or I die in a RPG battle for the sake of hamfisting a retarded message to the player
Also furries

>>712560741 (OP)
>implying the majority of posts aren't going to be lies by people who actually want to be in the worlds they're talking about
lol

>Dragon Age Inquisition
Guess I'll just pick flowers in the Hinterlands

>>712571957
Sounds like a projection