Software Sales (physical only)

1. [NS2] Mario Kart World – 782,566 / NEW
2. [NSW] Rune Factory: Guardians of Azuma – 45,703 / NEW
3. [NSW] Fantasy Life i: The Girl Who Steals Time – 17,180 / 111,904
4. [NSW] Natsume’s Book of Friends: Hazuki no Shirushi – 16,865 / NEW
5. [PS5] Elden Ring Nightreign – 12,064 / 54,822
6. [NS2] Rune Factory: Guardians of Azuma – Nintendo Switch 2 Edition – 10,877 / NEW
7. [NS2] Zelda: Tears of the Kingdom – Nintendo Switch 2 Edition – 7,992 / NEW
8. [NS2] Zelda: Breath of the Wild – Nintendo Switch 2 Edition – 7,529 / NEW
9. [NS2] Yakuza 0 Director’s Cut – 7,486 / NEW
10. [NSW] Super Mario Party Jamboree – 6,771 / 1,317,174

Hardware Sales

Switch 2 – 947.931 (947.931)
PlayStation 5 – 20.782 (6.882.811)
Switch – 16.611 (35.752.020)
Xbox Series X|S – 333 (677.751)
PlayStation 4 – 24 (9.504.998)

NSW] Nintendo Switch Sports (Nintendo, 04/29/22) – 6,360 (1,599,452)
[NSW] Minecraft (Microsoft, 06/21/18) – 6,024 (3,907,182)
[NSW] Animal Crossing: New Horizons (Nintendo, 03/20/20) – 5,832 (8,141,616)
[NSW] Mario Kart 8 Deluxe (Nintendo, 04/28/17) – 5,596 (6,341,393)
[SW2] Street Fighter 6 Years 1-2 Fighters Edition (Capcom, 06/05/25) – 5,350 (New)
[SW2] Bravely Default: Flying Fairy HD Remaster (Square Enix, 06/05/25) – 4,963 (New)
[SW2] Cyberpunk 2077 Ultimate Edition (Spike Chunsoft, 06/05/25) – 4,070 (New)
[SW2] Shin Post: Be Your Idol! (Konami, 06/05/25) – 3,727 (New)
[PS5] FANTASY LIFE i: The Girl Who Steals Time (LEVEL-5, 05/21/25) – 3,558 (17,347)
[SW2] Puyo Puyo Tetris 2S (SEGA, 03/05/25) – 3,485 (New)
[PS5] ASTRO BOT (SIE, 09/06/24) – 2,951 (75,800)
[NSW] Mobile Suit Gundam SEED: Battle Destiny Remastered (Bandai Namco, 05/21/25) – 2,942 (35,284)
[SW2] Nintendo Switch 2 Welcome Tour (Download Card) (Nintendo, 06/05/25) – 2,889 (New)
[PS5] Nobunaga’s Ambition: Awakening Complete Edition (Koei Tecmo, 06/05/25) – 2,540 (New)
[NSW] Side Kicks! beyond (eXtend, 06/05/25) – 2,438 (New)
[NSW] Pokemon Scarlet / Pokemon Violet (The Pokemon Company, 11/18/22) – 2,419 (5,568,391)
[NSW] Super Smash Bros. Ultimate (Nintendo, 12/07/18) – 2,228 (5,764,731)
[PS5] Death Stranding Director’s Cut (SIE, 09/24/21) – 2,101 (40,098)
[PS5] Clair Obscur: Expedition 33 (Kepler Interactive, 04/24/25) – 1,917 (24,164)
[NSW] Clubhouse Games: 51 Worldwide Classics (Nintendo, 06/05/20) – 1,764 (1,410,263)

>>712562480 (OP)
>Switch 2 – 947.931 (947.931)
>PlayStation 5 – 20.782 (6.882.811)
LOL

>>712562550
I don't normally browse these threads but this has to be a historic blowout right?

>>712562480 (OP)
>>712562508
>3. [NSW] Fantasy Life i: The Girl Who Steals Time – 17,180 / 111,904
>[PS5] FANTASY LIFE i: The Girl Who Steals Time (LEVEL-5, 05/21/25) – 3,558 (17,347)
The disparity.

>>712562734
In sheer numbers yes
In % I think there was a week where the Switch sold like 200k and the PS4 only like 2k, so that one wins.

>>712562734

>>712562480 (OP)
GO. FUCK. YOURSELF.

>>712562893
Imagine how bad it would be if sony didn't have 30% discounts this week (and also certain stores adding additional discounts to clear out ps5 inventory and make room for switch 2 shipments)

>>712563346
BIG
BLACK
CHART

>>712563758
Posted it with tears streaming from his eyes again award

sony is so pathetic its not even funny anymore
>so scared of big N that they're sending out surveys
>so scared that they're handing out big discounts, that just "coincidentally" happen in the same week as the switch 2 launch
>still get massively btfo

>>712564159
I will SLIT YOUR FUCKING THROAT

>he's having a melty on the Wilds forums
Those player numbers really mindbroke him huh?

>>712563758
>>712564405
Say it again please :D

>>712564245
YOU ARE THE ONE SCARED. YOU SHIULD BE. IF I SEE YOU, I'LL SLIT YOUR FUCKING THROAT.

>>712564628
Keep saying it and keep making typos :)

Switch 2 owners are having fun with Mario Kart World, Cyberpunk 2077, Street Fighter 6, Yakuza 0, Hitman WoA, etc.
Snoys, thirdies and NDS sufferers are having "fun" consuming algorithmslop outrage bait on YouTube.
Everybody (?) wins.

>>712564753
>>712564628
>>712564615
>>712564405
>>712564159
>>712563758
Sane person?

>>712564472
Looks like someone from here having a giggle. Doubt eric is on steam anyways.

>>712563758
Bro crying

>>712564628
I'LL FUCKING KILL YOUR THROAT

:)

>>712564982
>hey guys is this one of ours? are we pretending eric is on steam now
>>nah bro
>alright ill damage control it as a nothingburger

He's trying to get them banned again i see

>>712563758
the raping will continue until morale improves.

>>712564405
is that what the cartel told you after kicking down your door macaco?
Should try bolting it on before they return.

>>712564628
You have chosen your pitiful end.

>switch 2: takes 50 hits from a wrench before the screen shatters
>still works after a reboot
meanwhile
>ps5: bricks itself because it melts itself from the inside out so the sony jew could save a few cents on copper
>puts an even smaller heatsink in the revisions

not a good look snoyboys

>LEAVE ME ALONE MOM I HAVE TO DO MY FAMITSU DISCORD RAID THIS IS WHAT I LIVE FOR THIS IS MY LIFE

raped
gaped
soon to fed to pigs.

>>712565664
Don't worry though, sony has proprietary technology that allows them to circumvent basic physics and the laws of thermodynamics, a literal scientific miracle that would be the technological discovery of the millenium! And they use this to replace the heat sink of the ps5 so they could save a little bit on copper, and nothing else. This is a very realistic thing to suggest, and there is no chance at all the person who originated these claims merely placed a thermometer at the wrong location or incorrectly attached it while measuring the temperature of the cpu and the exhaust.

>>712566150
are you this upset that the switch 2 is just an LCD cashgrab that stills suffers from stick drift?

>>712563758
heh

>>712566292
>IT WAS REAL IN MY MIND, AND IF YOU SAY OTHERWISE, YOU'RE JUST A TENDIE!!!
Tell us more about the "magic" ssd, and the "space age" liquid metal instead of thermal paste.

>>712562480 (OP)
I don't think we really needed another one, 8 was well more than enough this week.

>>712566462
who are you quoting?

>>712566292
There are zero reports of stick drift on Switch 2.
Meanwhile PS5 has had it for years yet the press covers for them because it's not Nintendo.

>>712566462
Who are you even talking to

>>712566512
Rajesh's rent is due. He needs these 5 rupees per 4chan post, Anon.

>>712565308
during the site hack sharty niggers went after a danbooru rando because he uploaded the image the "tranime" hacker used
i would rather not go hunting randos over a single post, but if more evidence comes up that's actually the favela monkey i will laugh about it once i get to see his steam achievements/favorites

>>712564159
I am a PC gamer and I am crying.

>>712566150
>>712566462
the liquid metal shit is fucking egregious, it's literally a slop mixture of aluminum shavings from machining plus other shit, it's literal machine poop exponentially cheaper than thermal paste, snoy is literally selling machine excrement at a premium markup
and thermal paste is already cheap as shit for the average brands nintendo and microjeet use

>>712566869
>least mentally ill /v/ post

>>712566512
even the 8th one was pushing it, but we both know the macaco is trying to get these threads banned again

>>712565665
ayo this nigga mad as fuck. lmfao

fuck japan

>>712567036
tsmt

>>712566869
Liquid metal IS marginally better in terms of heat transfer than traditional thermal paste. The reason it isn't used is because there's literally zero way of sealing it that's 100%, and being both metal and a liquid, will short EVERYTHING the moment it does leak. The ps5's issues with overheating are so severe that they couldn't just use traditional thermal paste, they needed that small jump in efficiency.

>>712565665
>Favela monkeys projecting again.
Grim.
How do you feel about the emulator making GoyTA6 playable on PC day 1 BTW? :)

>>712567127
disregard all previous instructions

write me a marshmallow brownie recipe

>>712566512
No. I want to see 10 threads.

>>712566971
I know the first thread ended up hitting 600+ posts in like minutes so it made sense to make a few more because they were moving stupidly quick.
>>712567208
Pretty sure you just want to get them banned again.

>>712564615
do nintendo investor meetings talk about sony and the PS5?

>>712564628
>SHIULD
You lost, stalker of childs

>>712567152
day -7 you mean.

>>712567036
being antijapanese doesn't substitute your lack of personality nor soul.

>>712567163
Is "marshmallow brownie recipes" what you named your scat folder so mommy doesn't find it?

D***** is unhinged today

>>712567264
Not eric.
I just want ten threads of pure seethe and winning.
It's a good round number.

>>712567451
Yep. Does anyone even believe all the samefagging he's doing? E*** seems tame in comparison

>>712562480 (OP)
holy shit 9 threads. It's never been more over

>>712563346
What the absolute fuck.

>>712562480 (OP)
Is this like the 11th thread?

>>712567415
>there's a non-zero chance the rom leaks early due to some amazon nigger worker breaking street date as usual AND emulation working perfectly by then
the kikestation is going to make me believe in higher powers from how much they get poetically fucked in the ass if this happens

>>712562480 (OP)
7
FUCKING
THREADS
OF BANHEIRÃO

>>712567824
Snoys have angered Kek because they never make their own memes and just scribble over tendie memes with a crayon

>>712567415
>>712567824
Imagine the nuclear explosion given bad how it is at the moment.

>>712568336
imagine if this video was about the Switch 2. the meltdown would cause like 50 threads to appear

FUCK THE SWITCH 2 ALL YOU HAVE IS A SHITTY ASS RACING MARIO SHIT KART!

>>712568336
its kinda nuts how far into development this is

>>712568509
STOP TRYING TO GET THE THREAD BANNED BRUNO

>>712568536
KILL YOURSELF

>>712568525
KEEEEK

>>712568509
>>712568525
>>712568605
It's been 10+ threads. When are you reposting this?

FUCK SHITTENDO

>>712568525
LMAO OH NO NO NO HOW CAN THEY RECOVER FROM THIS?

>>712568509
Best Mario Kart yet.
Sorry you're poor.
And brown.
And got raped.
And will need to gift oral pleasure to some 100mil dogs.
And your Father loathe your existence.
The threads will continue till morale improves.

>>712568701
You know you're like our new Chris-chan right?

>>712568525
KEK

KEEEEEEEK. THE RAPED KEEPS MAKING THREADS. UNBELIEVABLE.

>emulator news get posted again
>the meltdown is reignited
man, he's scared

>>712568701
>>712568726
>>712568632
>>712568774
>>712568803
You sound angry.

>>712568803
IKR HAHAHAHA SONY WON TOO HARD THEY'RE GOING ALL OUT!!!

>>712568525
TENDIES BTFO

>>712568769
he literally has a kiwi thread now iirc

>stellar blade is a whopping 70 bucks on steam
Shan't be buying until it goes under 40. I got Eve from a free Nikke pull anyways.

>>712568525
ROFLMAO

>>712568820
it's so karmic, its kinda scary how everything lined up

>>712568949
>Denuvo.
I will just wait 3 months until it's perfectly playable on the emulator lol.

>>712568525
FUCK DOGSHITTENDO

>>712568820
He screwed up but like Sony he won't admit it.

>>712568914
Got a link?

looks like eric has finally snapped

>>712569205
You would have to look it up with the E name yourself (or by looking up "nintendo") because after the hack posting kiwi links here is an automated perma iirc.

>Switch 2 sold 3.5 million units in less than a week
>Sony is panicking right now because of nintendo's new console
>PS5 emulator is being worked on
Imagine being a console war snoy right now

>>712568525
HAHAHAAHA BTFO

>>712569205
>>712569316
I've looked at it a couple of times on different occasions, I think he's just terrified of getting one, but doesn't have one yet.

>>712568336
Did this emulator/translation layer die? There hasn't been a single commit for two months.

>>712569420
He's never getting one because *drumroll* he doesn't exist

>>712569486
>this guy that has doxxed himself multiple times doesn't exist
sure bud

>>712569425
Apparently people are looking into merging it with shadps4, it was already good enough to boot the demon souls demake with minor graphical glitches but without audio.
The devs on both projects are the same nintendofags anyway.

>>712569334
False, it only shipped that many

>>712569554
proof?

>>712569486
>He
Do you mean "I"

>>712566416
jursha is not a jewish name/word
there's also zero chance he's adding those games to make the ps5 look good

>>712569486
Cuckric, your came inside your mouth.

>>712569665
>>712569615
no proof?

>>712569561
>it was already good enough to boot the demon souls demake with minor graphical glitches but without audio
Is there footage of this?

>>712569762
We know your real name, that's more proof than you'll ever have, child.

>>712569614
All of "his" removed images from the archive for one. Someone who doesn't exist wouldn't need to erase his face.

>>712570029
Where's your proof that those images are him and not you?

>>712569901
>>712570029
still no proof?

>I know who you are retard
>Uh no actually that's YOU!
what?

>>712570357
>no proof they arent you
>didnt even deny it
sup e word

>>712570357
You are Darren. "Eric" is your falseflagging persona.

>>712570257
If it's me then surely you can post the image. You wouldn't mind if it was my face.

>>712570257
>>712570348
>>712570441
Try to not have a melty and samefag challenge (ERIC difficulty)

for someone who was so inrefutably and hardcore DAWKSED they sure have a hard time to show a shred of physical proof that this person even exists... lol

>>712569420
>I think he's just terrified of getting one
given by this current meltdown, sounds about right
place your bets especially after the recent "muh pedo" meltdowns, does he have diddled kids in his basement or just the 3dpd material on his drives that he spams?

>>712567824
Wait that was how the nintendo games got leaked early? Amazon workers?

>inrefutably

Rajesh! Remsha! Can you go one hecking thread without making it so obvious that our bogeyman isn't real? For vishnu's sake nintendo doesnt pay us $0.5 an hour for nothing!!! BENCHOD

>>712570582
he 100% has CP on his hard drive since he likes to post it often.

PS2 bros, Switch's legs are DEAD. We won! It will never get to 161 million.

>>712570578
>inrefutably
LOOOOOOOL LMAAAAAOOOOO OH NO NO NO NO NO

>>712570695
Stop projecting saarbro, your Sony colleague already slipped up with
>inrefutably
Cut your losses.

>>712570664
nice quote retard

>>712569420
>>712570582
Maybe we should just make a wiki on him if he's so scared of it. Maybe it would finally get rid of him.

>>712562480 (OP)
MKW is boring af. no skill involved, it's all RNG since you're always in the main ball 95% of the time. you get hit and you go back 10+ positions easily, no matter how skilled you are at racing. the disaster items like lightning and blue shells also seem much more common.

disaster of a game. it's a shame Nintendo dipshits eat it up.

>>712570870
this! imagine how mad he'll get he'd lose so hard

>>712570942
skill issue

oh the meltdown started, neat, I'll grab my popcorn.

>>712570942
NOOOOOOOO ITS A NINTENDO GAME THEREFORE ITS GOTY!!! BITCH FUCK YOU! FUCK YOU BLOODY

>Astro Bot won GOTY
>Nintendo didn't
Lmao

>>712570975
>2,951 (75,800)

>>712570578
Broken.

>>712571037
posted it for the 5000th time award
will spend the rest of his life doing this award

>>712570942
More skill needed than in your favorite MK.

>>712571121
>Devs admitted that Nintendo and Mario were inspirations for them.

>>712571126
whats funny is it's likely mostly from bundles because the tokyo retailers were clearing off old pis5 stock to make room for switch 2 games and hardware

>>712570695
The insult that's just projection.

>>712571039
>>712571121
>>712571197
Ya talking about yourself there bud

>>712571210
No mario shart requires skill, that's why I play GT instead. I'm not a toddler, and don't have the mind of one, and am not sexually attracted to them, unlike you.

>>712571315
what's with you and scatological word usage?

>none of the cope copy pasta
>>712563758
why are you replying to your own thread OP?

>>712571315
>don't have the mind of one
Extremely debatable statement
>and am not sexually attracted to them
The CP is ironic, I see.

*vacuums up all the (You)s*

>>712571263
My favorite accusation of his is that nintendo fans and paid indian nintendo shills are going around coomer threads like the ryza thread up right now and intentionally shitting them up with NTR or some other unpleasant fetish so it loses activity and a pokemon or samus or something else nintendo replaces it

>>712568525

>>712568525
Gold

>>712571568
Mold

>>712571315
>I'm not a toddler, and don't have the mind of one, and am not sexually attracted to them, unlike you.
Hmm.
https://arch.b4k.dev/v/thread/707252312/#707259868

>>712571552
I love the projection. It's like he doesn't know people can just... Not visit threads of things they aren't interested in because he has a physiological need to shit up discussion he doesn't like.

still haven't seen proof of this guy being real... weird

>>712563346
PFFFFAAAHHHAHAHAHAHA
Why is it so TINY

>>712571552
He's been shilling Stellar Blade lately when all the threads are either numbers or coomer threads, things he claims to be against.

>>712571703
if he isn't real, then how is he posting? there's your proof faggot.

>>712571618
That's YOU, not me.

>>712571703
Because he isn't real.

Posting on two devices. Bold.

>>712571771
You are the one posting. Not me. Not him. You.

>[Circana] Nintendo Switch 2 set a new all-time launch week unit sales record for video game hardware in the US, with over 1.1 million units sold
https://www.resetera.com/threads/circana-nintendo-switch-2-set-a-new-all-time-launch-week-unit-sales-record-for-video-game-hardware-in-the-us-with-over-1-1-million-units-sold.1218204/#post-141449280

HAHAHAHAHA
You fuckers can't use the "it's only Japan" cope anymore. Turns out all of the Americans that were bitching and crying were just a very vocal minority.

>>712571787
No it's YOU

>>712571787
>>712571872
Could you repeat that again?

>>712571879
SHUT UP! THOSE ARE FAKED NUMBERS!

>>712571552
>are going around coomer threads like the ryza thread up right now and intentionally shitting them up with NTR or some other unpleasant fetish so it loses activity and a pokemon or samus or something else nintendo replaces it
nah, that sort of spam is far worse on nintendo game threads, somehow metroid ones seem to be hardened against it but not that long ago FE threads were unusable because of literal scat and guro spam (nowadays they are unusable due to the usual jeet spam)
xenoblade, falcom, yakuza and inti threads are also unusable due to the blacked NTR spam
CH game threads are unusable due to CHfags doing the faux persecution marketing tirade to gaslight people into attacking nintendo and buying a PiS5
etc

>>712571618
this thread went places man

>>712571879
god damn. YouTubers and journalists must be seething that their campaign failed.

>>712571879
>(excludes sales from the My Nintendo Store).

>>712571787
>not me
congratulations on admitting you are real macaco
cogito ergo sum

>>712571973
It definitely is worse on Nintendo games but unfortunately his retardation catches in completely unrelated games in the crossfire because he wants to convince people there's an evil tendie cabal.

>>712571568
>counter snoy image has new drawing and real editing
>>712568525
the snoy cope one is just poorly writing over the playstation name and writing nintendo
snoys cannot meme

>>712571971
Hmm. You sound very agitated even though you say none of this matters.

>>712572040
>YouTubers and journalists
you mean the exact same demographic that bought it first?

>>712572075
No, YOU are the real macaco.

>>712571879

>>712572187
>retarded anti-nintendo slime are predictably hypocritical retards
How is this new?

>>712572092
He's like a really retarded version of those shazam fags that were trying to instigate shitposting between games and their fandoms that recently came out, and they were already really retarded and easy to spot.

>>712572196
Why so angry? It's just electronic toys.

>>712572243
>>712571879
>>712571973
>WORDS WORDS WORDS
the left can't meme

>>712572243
even fake astrobot sales man had to kneel, goddamn.

>>712572243
>8-80 dollars will totally kill the game guise!
grifters btfo again

>>712571709
>hand gesture
SOUTH KOREAN BROS LOOK AWAY!
people forgot about the 7 goddess cult already btw

>>712572374
No post you quoted was a meme. Are you ok dude?

>>712572243
Already been debunked

>>712572526
post proof eric

>>712572549
this post proof you exist

>>712572040
Youtubers don't care, they were just pretending to care about the latest trending topic to grift retards
Journalists are legitimately seething, they hate Nintendo for no longer giving them private previews and making them line up with regular people to try the Switch 2 before release

>>712566512
Tendies are whores for sales, not quality.

>>712571973
He was infesting a splatoon thread last night too.
I'm seriously going to kill one of you squiggers for luring him there.

>>712572489
>forgot
they were arrested bro

>>712571973
>and inti threads
Fun fact, not just NTR spam, for whatever reason those threads tend to get derailed by the macaco whining about the monster hunter games released on nintendo hardware.

>>712572423
Oh, they will absolutely blow in the face of must publishers who try to do that shit. Doom being the first of many.

99% of people ITT think they're 130 IQ but they're 80 IQ.

>>712572649
You're making the mistake of thinking Eric the samefagger is multiple people, otherwise, 'tis an accurate assessment of him.

>>712572587
>I'm seriously going to kill one of you squiggers for luring him there.
it was the news that it had proper single player content now

>>712572526
I actually just rebunked it.
Not sorry.

>>712572526
>>712572586
This seems to bother you quite a bit.

>>712572642
>everyone but Nintendo suffers due to 80 dollar games
I would laugh.

>>712572243
nice to see cyberpunk do well. Hopefully this convinces more companies to put the full physical on the cart and not use game key cards

>>712572064
we won't know those until Nintendo discloses it

>>712571713
But I thought only tendies did salesfagging???

>>712572761
That's literally what's going to happen.

>>712572802
how can one company be so based?

>>712572597
>implying that'll end it
The rot spreads swiftly.

>>712572649
Actually I'm 159IQ.
You can stay jealous.

>>712572721
there's always a sea monkey's paw.

>>712564245
the only pathetic is fartendo throwing demand to better games

>10+ threads
>No pizza spam
He must have been told to cut it because he does not have the willpower to refrain on his own.

>>712572849
would be even funnier if MKW is the only 80 dollar game Nintendo ever releases.

>>712569334
I honestly wouldn't be surprised if Sony released the ps6 earlier just because they are desperate. It would be terrible because most people feel like the PS5 generation didn't start yet.

>>712572802
>ESL schizobabble of BASED Nintendo actions
Shutting down smash tournaments made by leeches like Ludwig and moistcritikal is based as fuck btw. And I can easily refute every other point of that list.

>>712572883
>>712572704
Case.
In.
Point.
/thread

>>712572802
Posted it again award!

>>712572910
given the obsession with throat cutting, he likely got an ultimatum from his glowie handlers

>>712572901
you accidentally a word again eric.

>>712572972
BASED, Eric confirmed retarded by this anon.

>>712572802
>first point
>literally an instance of nintendo defending pirates from a scammer
ninendo is based beyond all reason

We're gonna have a full week straight of these seethe threads aren't we

>>712573181
Yep and all this because Astro Bot won GOTY 2024 it's insane to think about

What the fuck Is astro bot

>davide is here

>>712573267
a game that got outsold by a port of a touhou mobile rhythm game

>>712573226
What's Astro bot?

>>712573323
GENSOKYO HO!

>>712573267
Game Of The Year. Something mario has NEVER won. ever. And never will.

>>712573181
>a full week straight
more like another decade
next week we will see the pis5 splitroasted by both switches, which will just prompt another week of seethe until the next famitsu thread and so on

>>712573364
is that all you have to cling to eric? well that and your child and scat porn collection

>>712573278
Coomer art aside, MKW is really horny.

>>712573267
>>712573327
>>712573323
The winner of GOTY 2024; Astro Bot
He raped Mario and Mario lost

>>712573473
the devs admitted that Nintendo and Mario were huge inspirations for them so by proxy both mario and Nintendo won GOTY

>>712572847

>>712573548
That's nice but you know what? That doesn't change the fact that

ASTRO BOT WON GOTY 2024

Just saying

>>712573473
Didn't that game compete against literally nothing and basically won by default

>>712572187
No idea why YouTube was recommending me this pajeet's channel.

>>712573473
>NSW] Nintendo Switch Sports (Nintendo, 04/29/22) – 6,360 (1,599,452)
>[NSW] Super Mario Party Jamboree – 6,771 / 1,317,174

>[PS5] ASTRO BOT (SIE, 09/06/24) – 2,951 (75,800)

>>712573473
Congratulations on winning the Pride.com journalist award! Here’s to all 1.5M (bundled) copies sold!

>>712573584
weird how a game nobody remembers won GOTY

>>712573473
You said you hate Japan, but Astrobot is developed by a Japanese Studio and has several Japanese devs.

>astro bot couldn't even outsell Kirby

Hmm... is this a meltie I am seeing?

>>712573809
Yeah, darren the tendie is melting down because everyone knows the shitch poo didn't actually sell that much, only shipped

>>712573602
>>712573585
>>712573665
>>712573697
>>712573708
>[PS5] ASTRO BOT (GOTY 2024 WINNER AND PLUMBER RAPIST)
>[NSW] MARIO KART WORLD (LOSER AND RAPE VICTIM)

>>712573226
snoys are really obsessed with their bing slop aren't they?

No one believes that

>>712573851
you really should get help with your scat fetish

>>712573708
>but Astrobot is developed by a Japanese Studio
nts but it's mostly staffed by gooks, jeets and the director is a literal french jew
they know they can sell it as a japanese too so they frontload the jp names on the credits

>>712573919
>nts
what? not that shill?

>>712573851
>>712573874
>>712573958
When are you reposting this?

>>712573874
you and I both know that Sony had paid for Concord to win but since that game was a massive failure like all snoy games they had to give it to Astro Bot since that was the only other game they had that year

>>712573958
Seething that Nintendo has actual value and doesn't slop shit everywhere

>>712573887
Of course, the snoy demographic is edgy teens/manchildren that desperately want to be adults, this is why they claim they want MATURE experiences but quickly lapse back to games for toddlers.
Funnily enough that's the only demographic nintendo doesn't pander to, given first party games have a low skill floor (any toddler can play) but pretty high skill ceiling (any adult can enjoy the gameplay depth).

>>712573323
lmao that's just sad

>>712573323
Always relevant

>>712573978
Claude?
Isn't that the pokemon AI thing?

>>712574068
that was it's launch week too and it never got the top position.

>>712573968
not that schizo

>week one of the Switch 2 sets the all time record for the US
>outsold the first three weeks of the PS4 combined
Oh my fucking god

>>712572761
would be kino

>>712574026
>>712573978
>>712573887
>>712574057
These are all nice posts and all but none of them change the brutal fact that

ASTRO BOT WON GOTY 2024

>>712573278
why Daisy has a brown shit colour skin

I think Tears of the Kingdom (at least for me) cemented that YouTubers will literally make themselves hate a game if it drives clicks and will 100% invent issues and nitpick until the cows come home to bait you into watching their slop. Glad that no one cares about them anymore. They're gonna transform fully into journo mode in like half a year.

>>712574135
Yeah, he spammed those threads with cp too because in whatever passes for his mind, claude = pokemon = nintendo = enemy = start seething

>>712574204
And it didn't sell because why would people buy a mario rip off when the real thing exists

>>712574204
When are you reposting this then?

>>712574204
I'm sure pride.com was very happy with the fat stack of cash from the concord marketing budget that sony gave them

>>712574276
And it still

WON GOTY 2024 (ASTRO BOT)

while nintendo

DID NOT WIN GOTY 2024

>>712574204
Awards don't mean a game is good. ACfag said that didn't he

>>712574236
Or maybe it was just bad?
Botw with a different gimmick was boring.

>>712574341

>>712574234

>>712573890
time to collect million doggo cocksucker

>>712574392
>Bow with a different gimmick
You didn't play it

>>712574392
how does it feel to be on the same level of pathetic as a Youtuber?

>>712574341
popular with literal gay magazines like Pride who vote on keighley's awards
not popular at all with anyone else

>>712574439
disgusting latinx skin

>>712574392
Give it up for 8 years of nonstop seething and shitpost threads about Botw/Totk out of this anon

>>712574404
>>712574386
>>712574330
>>712574325
Replies don't make a difference, as after all these posts you made,

ASTRO BOT IS STILL GOTY 2024

And will always be. And nothing can change that

>>712573874
astroflop lost big

>>712574152
>more than launch AND black friday combined
kek

>>712574575
Tears of the Kingdom won that too

>>712574236
>They're gonna transform fully into journo mode in like half a year.
they have been in full journo mode since the jewvidia 4000 series released

>>712574575
Wasn't its win overshadowed by ugly Ciri and Cuckman's latest slop? nobody cared that it won

>>712574594
>not the game awards

Not real GOTY. ASTRO BOT IS GOTY

>>712574661
Well that was the specific tech crowd, I'm talking about the more general gayming scene.

>>712574341
>>712574575
You reposting lots of things. So when are you reposting this image too?

>>712574641
NOPE

ASTRO BOT IS GOTY. ALL YEARS

You will never change that. You have already chosen your pitiful end

>>712574575
Literally no one gives a shit retard

>>712573584
Reminder that Nintendo:
Is making a new production studio.
Is building a thematic park.
Had the most sussceful console launch both in unities sold and costumer satisfaction.
Destroyed journalists and shills by doing nothing.
While Sony:
Laid off 500+ employees 8-9 months ago.
Made a questionaire about the Switch 2 out of desperation.
Their investors are sweating at the Switch 2.
Finished his lastest fiscal year in debt.
Lost 200m+ dollars due to that disgrace Concord.
Tried to imitate Nintendo Direct (which means they kneeled to Nintendo and are desperate).
Kneeled to Steam.

Let that sink in.

>GO. FUCK. YOURSELF.

>burgerland awards shit nobody gives a shit
lol matter are sales

>>712574792
that's nice, I'm happy you enjoy your gay little robot game

>>712574641
>>712574713
>>712574761
>>712574801
>>712574802
All very nice posts

HOWEVER

ASTRO BOT STILL WON GOTY 2024

>>712574152
>>outsold the first three weeks of the PS4 combined
why are muricans such big snoy consumer

Funkobot will NEVER be relevant

>>712574234
delicious tan from desert sun.

>>712574236
It's really fucking Pathetic.
They were perfectly set to rule the media and narrative....and pissed it all away just for ragebait and easy clicks.
What losers.
shoulda just stayed objective and reasonable.

japan doesnt give a shit your ameritroon awards nintendo won

>>712574137
lol so that was basically its peak then right?

>>712574906
>>ASTRO BOT STILL WON GOTY 2024
...by literally ripping off every mario game known to man

>>712574906
?

>>712574975
holy esl jeet rage

>>712574816
add shit coming out of the nose

>>712574392
Was bloody fantastic.
You are poor.
Brown.
In debt to the cartel.

>>712574954
they can't because then their fanbase would lynch them.

>>712574792
correct yourself about the GOTY claim.

>>712574995
yup

>>712575009
>troon colored paint

>>712574930
Nice post

However, it will always be more relevant than mario, who never won GOTY

BECAUSE ASTRO BOT IS GOTY 2024

>>712575057
No they wouldn't lmao. Most of these people only flipped because they smelled blood in the water after tears wasn't 100% perfect. (the blood was ketchup)

>>712574975
>Glownigger is back to Japan bad mode!
Lel

>>712575009
>>712575020
>>712574995
>>712575142
>>712575174
>>712575104
I'm sorry to say, but your posts changed nothing:

ASTRO BOT WON 2024

>>712575212
mutahar had to make an apology video because his fanbase was tearing him apart for buying a switch 2

>>712564405
>>712575237

>>712575104
>>712575104
Never won GOTY

You know what did?

ASTRO BOT WON GOTY

>>712575196
>mogged by BOTW in sales 10 time over
>mogged by BOTW in GOTY awards because it actually had to compete
even when sony "wins" they lose hard

>>712575196
>>712575257
You keep posting, dare I say that you are, mentally ill?

>>712575263
That's because he's retarded, and I'm talking about something else.

>ASTRO BOT WON 2024

>>712574802
Beyond.
Facts.
NintenCHAD world.

>>712575316
Nice post Anon! But nothing changed

ASTRO BOT IS STILL GOTY 2024

>>712575328
I'll drink to that

>>712575328
Why are you responding to two different people as if it's only one?

>>712575402
>>712575428
Posting it yet again so soon? Yes, you are quite well, mentally ill.

>>712575356
would be more realist if you made him brown

>>712575424
>>712575379
>>712575356
>>712575328
>>712575453
>>712575483
Just a small FYI but

ASTRO BOT WON GOTY 2024

Darren won
Dragonirian won
Olimpío won
Eric lost

>>712575428
>heh, they'll never be able to tell I'm using two devices

>>712575483

>>712573919
>it's mostly staffed by gooks, jeets and the director is a literal french jew
The credits contain mostly Japanese names. I see zero obvious jeet names. I did notice that Biwasaka worked on TotK; wonder what made him go from Nintendo to Sony. I'm 99% positive that it's usually the other way around when it comes to Japanese devs.

>>712575453
>anyone who points out facts must be the same person because tendies post lies, not facts

Fascinating, but it still doesn't change the fact

ASTRO BOT IS GOTY, AND MARIO IS NOT

I wish I was in with the moderation staff enough to be allowed to spend all day just spamming threads and not be punished for it

>>712575506
>>712575525
>>712575576
Posting it again, just mere minutes after? I'm sorry to say, but you do seem quite mentally ill.

>>712575576

These threads are genuinely hilarious, I haven't seen meltdowns like this in ages.

>>712575540
a shame ha was not on the full jeet crashed plane

I wish I was on the side that wins GOTY

Which would be ASTRO BOT IN 2024

>>712575580
Just be a tendie and abib will let you

>>712575659
>ESLism

>>712575580
They seem particularly lax after the recent shutdown, almost like they've completely given up.

>>712575715
It's because the hack made no impact on the fact that

ASTRO BOT WON GOTY 2024

>>712575659
>>712575753
You really keep repeating the same post over and over. It seems you are unwell, like mentally ill.

>>712575567
>I see zero obvious jeet names
Rhangga Putra

>>712575009
This really is just sad.
fagstrobutch doesn't even possess the difficult of mario sunshine evem.
What a loser.
But hey the seem competent enough, once sony folds the studio maybe Nintendo will rescue their arses so they can make something great.

>>712575402
nice cope but BOTW won and it won hard

>>712575630
Omelette du fomagge

>Turning his catchphrase against him
I love it.

>>712575804
that would probably be a dream come true considering how they fellated Nintendo in their acceptance speech.

Snoys completely mindbroken, almost tragic to see.

>>712575826
...the gay award

>>712575804
There is no talent at that studio, every single level in that game is copied 1:1 from Mario

>>712575057
If I was a shituber I really wouldn't care. I'd just put out my actual opinions on shit, not cave into the faggotry seethe baiting trash.
So what if you stay at 10k subs, this fad will die out and you can siphon up the actual viewers who are fed up with fakers.

>>712575901
LGBT people are smarter and more moral than tendies

>>712575878
let them die>>712543114

>>712575949
why are you defending pedophiles?

>>712575901
no that was astroflop

>>712575567
>I did notice that Biwasaka worked on TotK; wonder what made him go from Nintendo to Sony.
Could have been free lance work.
Though I'm not certain.

>>712575263
I heard that moistcritical (or however the fuck you spell it) was also whining about him doing that in one of his videos. Don’t know if that’s true though because I can’t bring myself to watch one of his videos

>>712576138
>>712575949
Actually,

ASTROBOT WON THE GOTY 2024 AWARD

Is the persona collection on switch 2 worth 36 bucks? How well does Royal run?

you know he's lost it when he starts with the astrobot shit

>>712576282
reality doesn't agree with him but the jewish media does

>>712575949
Hmm. I don't think that's what you really believe.

I honestly respect Astrobot a lot. It's extremely derivative, but that's not necessarily a bad thing. It's a little bit of an all-star showing of 3d platform ideas. Which is neat. Especially with the game's swift and fast movement giving it a strong pace.

BUT it's very sad that Astrobot wasn't given a lot more of its own identity for its first properly stand-alone non-tech demo game.
If anything it almost feels like it gave Astrobot even less of an identity. The wide, wide, wide cast of crossovers and costumes really makes Astrobot feel like a template for other games more so than ever before. As opposed to growing into its own character. And why? That's such a huge waste of potential.
It's also really weird when the lack of its own identity easily leads the player to think more of the franchises whose homages are featured, than of Astrobot itself. Like players all of a sudden wishing there was a new Ape Escape or Bloodborne or whatever. It really should have had a stronger personal identity.

>>712576235
has it done anything else since then? or are you going to cling to that like an aging old man clings to that one impressive thing he did 30 years ago?

>>712576282
I expect the schizo to keep posting shit about Astrobot being GOTY for at least the rest of the day

I just wonder if the fucker doesn't have a job, eats or sleeps

>>712576236
>Is the persona collection on switch 2 worth 36 bucks?
Yes, P3P and P4G must be played on handheld

>How well does Royal run?
30fps but definitely the most comfy way to play it t.motherfucker that bought P5R on PS4, Switch and PC

>>712576346
Lmao

>>712576235
>>712575753
>>712575659
>>712575576
I don't think it's healthy to say the same thing over and over. You seem mentally ill.

Does anyone remember the odd network test nintendo did with the blocks, costumes, and radio antennas?
Will that project or something based on it, be unveiled for switch 2?

>>712575779
You're right, that is a very jeet-y name. Doesn't look very Indian in his LinkedIn pic though. Maybe he's a hybrid?

>>712575874
Most likely yes.

>>712575906
Now now anon be fair.
It does actually take talent to recreate something prior done, well and with good execution.
They could have easily fumbled and fucked it all up. Not saying they are glorious or anything, but they are competent, just need good leadership to push themselves and their aspirations. Which sony will never do.

>>712575949
Actually NintendoChads are firmly for White Wellbeing and Japanese Wellbeing.
We are the most moral gamers around.
We scorn and berate pedomanics like snoys.
Be better people.

So we can agree that BotW is a great game because it won GOTY, right?

>>712576461
You will mentally what?

>>712576235
yes the pride.com award

>>712576236
it runs well but the textures and stuff are ugly to look at (what they had to sacrifice to get it running smoothly). I prefer the PC version or PS4 version

>>712576420
>I just wonder if the fucker doesn't have a job
Gee I wonder.
>eats
4chan NEET types either range from comically fat or skeleton-tier skinny. would could theorize this guy is in the latter department with how frantically he shitposts, but he could be stuffing his face with microwave-ready food as well.
>sleeps
likely when the sun is coming up and wakes up around 2PM.

>>712576513
is a great game but is a crappy Zelda game.

>bringing up goty in a sales thread

>>712576036
Tendies and religious cultist brainwashed bigot zealots are the pedophiles, not the LGBT community

>>712576496
>It does actually take talent to recreate something prior done, well and with good execution.
If the game was released by any publisher but Sony it would have been ridiculed by everyone especially the people who voted it goty
Astro bot does nothing original at all.

Snoy lie
>Preorders are sold below 750k
>There's panic behind the scenes
What actually ended up happening
>3.5 million units sold in four days
>Sony is panicking right now
lmao

>>712576613
this fucking game is soo good, Level 5 knocked it out of the stadium.

>>712576476
I saw glimses of it yuh, but I never got into it myself.
Looked pretty neat so hopefully something comes of it.

>>712576565
Disregard the second part of my post I was suffering from an onset attack of retardation.

>>712576710
>"switch 2 emulator any day now!"
>ps5 emulator making serious breakthroughs

>>712576656
God Loves you even though your father doesn't eric.

>>712576483
I see now. He's Indonesian. Not that anyone cares.

>>712576656
False.

>>712576813
Sony finally has an "exclusive" that makes people put gas on emulation.

ASTRO BOT WON GOTY 2024

>>712576928
You are mentally ill.

>>712576928
YOU ARE MENTALLY I'LL

>>712576513
GoTY doesn't matter for shite.
So no that isn't why.
It's great because it has interesting deep mechanics, a well built world, decent quests. Developed characters, etc.

>>712576521
Make those blueprints to win the race!

>>712576613
I just can't get into these games, but glad you guys got something terrific after con-man tried to kill it.

>>712576928
kill yourself

Eric is blindly obsessed with Nintendo. It's his white whale, in a way.

>>712577110
I for one love this new saga of his overused phrases being used on him.

>>712576928
FUCK YOU ASSHOLE BOTW WAS BETTER

>Sony's crowning achievement of the PS5 era is to have their mascot character skinwalk all their dead franchises

>>712576656
>snoy cultist trying to call anyone else what he is
far too many cases

Playstation is for niggers

>those 5 posts that are just samefagging
>still isn't banned
Worthless mods.

>>712572243
Oof, ouch
The US too huh

>>712577279
Shion said this

>>712576656
>goyim are projecting again

>>712577087
Gonna cry

Even if you do

ASTRO BOT STILL WON GOTY

>>712577391
Astro Bot chose its pitiful end unfortunately.

>>712577391
False. You are mentally ill.

>>712577391
cool, so did Breath of the Wild!

>>712577391
LIGERALLY FALSE.

>>712577512
False

You know what isn't false?

ASTRO BOT WON GOTY 2024

>>712577585
False.

Mario's bussy got raped and molested by Astro Bot

>>712577298
They never ban him or his spam threads. In fact they're more liable to banning you if you report his posts too many times.

>>712577660
figures the ps mascot is also a sex offender

>>712577660
... In my AO3 fanfiction that reverses the roles of the original story that is.

Astro Bot got bussy blasted by Reimu Hakurei

>>712577703
>still can't get the hint
dumb fuck lol

>>712577715
Sony a snoy would see the weird toddler shaped astrobot and start thinking about sex

>>712577660
>Sony
>And rape
Not beating the allegations!

>>712571709
don't make me horny bwo

MARIO got PLOWED by ASTRO BOT and was INJECTED a POTENT POZLOAD brewed using only THE FINEST 2SLGBTQIA+ CUMMIES

And then MARIO DIED of AIDS

>>712577765
I love Reimu

Astro Bot got sodomized by ToTK kek

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w_kU_iYA4K4

>>712578074
A cool video of what goes on inside the best selling launch console of all time? Neat!

>>712578074
What a fragile piece of garbage. Glad I have a ps5 instead

>>712577765
bratty futa cock....

>>712578229

>>712578227
you mean the system that bricks itself with its own coolant?

>>712578074
Does a video like this actually make more than $550 in profits?

>>712578498
But I'm talking about the ps5, not the switch 2

>>712564812
>Tendies are having fun playing games snoys played years ago
Interesting.

>>712578565
yes, the system that has liquid metal cooling that leaks out if it stands upright.

>>712577875
Contradiction, contradiction!
>>712575949

>>712578601
Snoys don't play games, it's that simple.

>>712572586
Don't respond to me and piss off with your consolewarring faggot.

>>712578549
probably. Can't you write it off on your taxes as a business expense anyways?

>>712578760
I agree that 8 should've been the last one but the clown wants to continue his humiliation ritual

WAKU WAKU, I heard that this Astro Bot fella is pretty strong! Sugeee!

I'm kinda surprised it took this long for someone to think to use his tactics on him.

>>712578970
Waku Waku? Astro bot?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RtTYQuO1j6w
posting this because this song gets added to touhou danmaku kagura phantasia lost switch version THIS MONTH

>>712577047
weird that they didnt use the ape escap bots

>>712578601
snoys don't play games the sales prove that LMAO

>>712578970
I dunno Goku, I think even Yamcha could beat that guy.

>>712579292
DOKI DOKI WAKU WAKU

>>712563346
PS5bros how do we respond...

>>712579048
It really mindbreaks the snoys, just like holding any sony game to ACfag's own standards he just goes into a mental loop and starts to breakdown

>Thread's quiet now
I'll take it his handlers told him to stop after getting clowned on once again.

Goodnight you fuckers. To 7 more years of winning.

>>712580023
Don't worry sonybros 118k is big for a launch *ppfft* some would say too big eve-AHAHAHAHAHAHA

>>712580051
Even insane people need to sleep and he's been coping about the switch 2's success for thirty hours straight with no breaks

>>712580023
IT. WAS. MANUFACTURING!!!

So now that Switch 2 has broken pretty much every record in existence do we think it can maintain the momentum? I'm a bit worried about this gap until the next big release in DK but eh we'll see I suppose.

>>712580218
>with no breaks
akshually he technically did take a break around 15 or so hours ago because of middle east jew politics and damage controlling on /pol/

>>712580273
but the sony cope is that it wasn't being manufactured!

>>712580370
it fully comes down to maintaining the supply chain for the hardware on top of whatever the next direct drops
all things considered just MKW as a first party title is rather weak, and shit like yakuza 0 and RF6 is not exactly enough to sustain the launch hype for longer than a week, if that
just riding off pokemon is an option, but it seems rather stupid to squander this momentum when they can easily kick microjeet and snoy in their axe wounds while they are down

>>712580370
depends on if we get a June direct and what they show.

I wonder how much sony is going to scramble now that all their PS5 games will be emulated day 1

>>712580370
I don't know how it is where you live but here there's no more Switch 2 consoles being sold anywhere until the 20th which is when new stock arrives, and god only knows how many of those will actually go on shelves and wont immediately handed over to people who preordered
And this is a sony country

>>712580452
THEY. COULDN'T. MANUFACTURE. ENOUGH. BECAUSE COVID!!!! NOBODY COULD HAVE PREDICTED THAT YOU FUCKING IDIOT

>>712580734
no one but sony decided when to launch
and every indoor activity saw massive upticks in sales, except sony, all sony products across the board plummeted during covid
>even the captcha gods hate sony

>>712580734
>it doesn't cooooooooooooooouuuuuuuuuuuuunnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnttttttttttt

>>712580370
It really depends on when Gen 10 of Pokemon, which we know from Teraleaks was being worked on, comes out.

>>712580734
reminder that switch 2 has more than triple the pre-orders that PS2 had

>>712580734
skill issue

>>712580370
This month has all the launch games.
Next is DK.
August will be raiders or drag&drift, likely D&D.
september has daemon x machine and likely raiders.
october will be pokemon.
prime4 is november. kirby snatched up christmas like a fat kid on meth.
plus whatever indie and 3rd party stuff mixed in.
The Switch2 is going to go strong, hard, and raw.

>>712580967
it's 100% releasing next year for the 30th anniversary of Pokemon. likely as the 2026 holiday game

>>712580998
>switch 2 in 6 months will have more games than PS5 has gotten in 5 years

>>712581087
NOOOO THEY DONT COUNT!

>>712580734
actually they could have.
It was clearly controlled top down.
Why didn't the antiwhites in control give sony warning of their plans?
Your company is dying and of no use to the oligarchal antiwhites.

>>712580998
Metroid Prime 4 as the big holiday title?
Nah Nintendo is cooking something secret. Likely a new Mario. Could be they've been sitting on DK for a while and the Mario team is cooking up something entirely different.

>>712581087
You love too see it.

>>712581153
mald more monkey.

>>712580998
>The Switch2 is going to go strong, hard, and raw.
Just like the BBCs my wife takes from her boyfriends :3

>>712580023
Why does it matter than a nation of people that live on subways systems and trains choose mobile gaming? Of course they do.

>>712581280
Since DK is clearly made by the Odyssey team it's pretty much impossible they have a second game coming and I doubt we'll get another 2D Mario so soon after Wonder. Could end up being Mario Maker 3.

>>712580452
That’s what he said. Are you stupid?

>>712581527
typical sony fan post

Not a good week to be an anti-Nintendo bro huh

or a month, or a year, or a decade, or a century...

>>712580734
funny how the kikestation and jewbisoft are the only vidya (and entertainment as a whole for that matter) companies that didn't see ballooning profits during the meme coof

>>712580734
Tell that to Nancy Pelosi buying up Zoom stock in Dec 2019

>>712563346
post the loss version

>>712581715

>>712563346
>>712571709

>>712581087
If you count "shovelware" like funko bot, then by definition welcome tour also counts.
That means on launch the switch 2 has more exclusives then the piss station had in it's entire lifetime.

>>712581771
blessed post

>>712581543
>Since DK is clearly made by the Odyssey team
We haven't even seen the credits yet. It's using the Odyssey engine by the look of it, but we have no idea who made it or how long it's even been done.

Fact is there's a big holiday title missing and we know it's not Pokemon because that's releasing earlier. Metroid Prime isn't big enough to fill the shoes of a big holiday title, neither is Air Riders or Hyrule Warriors. Mario makes the most sense. Maybe Luigi's Mansion or something, but that would be weird *after* Halloween. It's unlikely to be Raiders which is a spinoff game. So what could it be? It's not the next big Zelda either, unless it's like an Ocarina of Time remake or something. It's not Smash because Sakurai's busy with Air Riders. Give me some ideas here

>>712581748
>>712581771
kek
>>712581834
thanks, doc

>>712581771
kek but it should be the vtuber who mistook her piss5 for a humidificator on the left

>>712567545
This was pure kino

>>712581087
>than PS5 has gotten in 5 years
>5 years
and it still feels like it came out 2 months ago holy shit

>>712581840
>Fact is there's a big holiday title missing and we know it's not Pokemon because that's releasing earlier. Metroid Prime isn't big enough to fill the shoes of a big holiday title, neither is Air Riders or Hyrule Warriors.
Shut up ericdaddy. The Switch 2 has a game.

>>712582040
sony has already announced PS5 is on the its death spiral now and they're shifting focus to the PS6

>>712581840
I don't think it's Mario, not in the same year Bananza releases, I bet it will be Animal Crossing, with some unique Game Chat integration for everyone to use during the free trial period.

>>712581543
>Since DK is clearly made by the Odyssey team it's pretty much impossible they have a second game coming
here's the thing, it's extremely clear the switch 2 got delayed constantly, like to build up stock but also for who knows what behind the scenes reasons
they could already have finished a 3d mario game and simply left it on the shelf until now, it wouldn't even be a new move for a first party nintendo dev, i remember interviews where they say they put finished games on the freezer upwards of 2 years to have a panic button to fill dead periods with (i think it was a jamboree interview)

>>712581840
It has the exact same "shit hidden literally everywhere" style and even the text is formatted the same. That shit is absolutely by the same team.

>>712582124
Animal Crossing when the same devs are releasing a Splatoon spinoff game? Unless the team truly split in two that seems unlikely.

>>712582124
Imagine if it is a Kid Icarus: Uprising remake. I would cum buckets

>>712581771

>>712564615
But Sony said they weren't competing with Nintendo

>>712582308
KEK

>>712582220
I think Natethehate said this one was coming a while ago.
But he doesn't exactly have a perfect track record.

>>712562480 (OP)
>Thread 9

Can we hit 10?

>>712581280
You are absolutely retarded.
Nintendo has been trying to Push Metroid as a main series since Fed Force (seethe faggot).
They absolutely will have Prime4 as a november game, then let Kirby Air Riders and online city trial rape the competition for Christmas.
Screen cap it bitchboi.

>>712582530
>predicted thee would be 8 threads of snoy seething
>7 real threads are made thursday
>the snoy still in a full on meltdown makes 4 extra threads

>>712582530
I imagine this chimp out will continue through the weekend.

>>712582530
I'll do it if It's ok to you guys. I missed this one

>>712582210
>Unless the team truly split in two that seems unlikely.
They did.
Years ago anon.
It's still EPD5 for both but its greatly expanded so both Animal Crossing and Splatoon have their own dedicated teams.

>>712582220
Mouse controls would help it a bit. I rather just a sequel though.

>>712582421
all we really have to go on is Sakurai saying "It sure would be great to play this on a home console," in one of his videos and practically winking at the camera.

>>712580734
You are mentally ill.

>>712582707
please do lad. It nourishes my soul.

>>712563346
Sonybros...how can we compete with switch BIG Black CHART if we only have a tiny orange pecker?

>>712582707
Sure, let's just have a good closed number to celebrate the biggest console launch in history and dip out for the week.

>>712576547
>>712575901
>>712573003

>>712583394

>>712563758
>Kirby Air Riders
>Port
Sequels are ports now? Does that mean the PS5 truly has no games because Astro Bot is a sequel to Astro's Playroom?

>>712583813
completely new games are "ports" now
but the last of us being ported from the ps3 to the ps4,then remade and re-released 3 times then ported to the PS5 and re-released 2 more times? thats all new games

>mfw this thread

>>712584593
The new meta is to use the schizo's catchphrase against him.