SOMEBODY ONCE TOLD ME SWITCH 2 WAS GONNA WOW ME
IT DIDN'T SO I'M MAKING THIS THREAD
I WAS PROMISE 4K FUN, 120HZ GAMES IN MY PALM
BUT I GOT BLURRY DLSS INSTEAD.


WELL, THE PORTS KEEP COMIN' AND THEY DON'T STOP COMIN'
ALL ON SWITCH 2 CARDS THAT CONTAIN NOTHIN'
NO NEW THIRD PARTY GAMES THAT IT CAN RUN
BUT THAT'S OK IT GETS A FIVE YEAR OLD ONE


UPSCALING GAMES FROM 360P
THEN IN TWO HOURS IT HAS AN EMPTY BATTERY
FAKE HDR SCREEN HAS IPS GLOW
AND THEN THE STICKS DRIFT WHEN I LET GO


HEY NOW, VALUED CUSTOMER
GET YOUR WALLET OUT, PAY
NOW YOU'RE, AN AMBASSADOR
ONLY YOURSELF TO BLAME
(*This games requires Nintendo Gold™)
KEEP PLAYING ZELDA WII U 'TILL YOU'RE OLD

the sillables are super forced

she's right

kino

>>712566970 (OP)
Checked myself before I shreked myself.

You lost.

its funny because its all true

>>712566970 (OP)

Switch (2) is love, Switch (2) is life

I wish Shrek was my dad so I could go out with him in great swamp adventures

Eh, could be better

>>712566970 (OP)
>ALL ON SWITCH 2 CARDS THAT CONTAIN NOTHIN'

ebin toast, anon.

Finally, a good thread

>>712566970 (OP)
Hey the indian farm you call "ai" had a few typos

I give it 3 hours before this get reposted by that Twitter account

>zoomer does a song parody
>under 30
>almost 100% chance of being non white or his social/cultural upbringing downstream from nonwhites in an attempt to be one
>completely butchers the syllable count
Its like someone flicked a switch. Anyone of any age who has a little knack for rhymes would naturally match syllables and of course try to keep the same rhyme as well when possible until around 2000 when these things were crafted out of mud.
Then jews pissed in the tap water in 2000 and here we are, genetically incapable of song parody.

>>712566970 (OP)
>SOMEBODY ONCE TOLD ME SWITCH 2 WAS GONNA WOW ME
>IT DIDN'T SO I'M MAKING THIS THREAD

makes sense that it's sung by a troll

>>712569061
your post is too wordy for me to finish it anon

>>712566970 (OP)
I actually managed to sing it. Great job anon. The shrills wont like this one

>>712567180
nta, I'll give it a shot

SOMEBODY ONCE TOLD ME SWITCH 2 WAS GONNA WOW ME
IT DIDN'T SO I'M MAKING THIS THREAD
THEY PROMISED 4K FUN, HIGH FRAMERARES IN MY PALM
BUT THEY FORCE
ON D-L-
S-S IN-STEAD.


WELL, THE PORTS KEEP COMIN' AND THEY DON'T STOP COMIN'
CARDS FOR SWITCH 2
ARE A KEY AND SOME NOTHIN'
THIRD PARTY WASNT HERE
FOR NEW GAMES TO RUN
BUT THAT'S OK
IT GETS A FIVE YEAR OLD ONE


UPSCALING GAMES FROM 360P
IN TWO HOURS ITS GOT NO BATTERY
HDR SCREEN: IPS GLOW
THE STICKS'LL DRIFT: WHEN I LET GO


HEY NOW, VALUED CUSTOMER
YOUR WALLET OUT, NOW PAY
NOW YOU'RE, AN AMBASSADOR
ONLY YOURSELF TO BLAME
(*This game needs Nintendo Gold™)
PLAYING ZELDA TILL YOU'RE O-OLD

>>712569061
>Shrill nerds out in an angry tone over a lighthearted post
>tries to gatekeep shrek
>speaking about non whites
>is either yellow or poo brown

Cant make this shit up

>>712566970 (OP)
pretty good

>>712569582
How? Can you sing it and upload it? It doesn't fit the songs cadence and the lyrics don't go well together

Can someone AI slop this into a song, I don't know how to?

>>712566970 (OP)
kino

>>712569754
Anon op's post was probably made by a poo and his "ai"

>>712569959
But I don't see a thir-

>>712566970 (OP)
LMFAO

>>712569803
Some people have no lyrical OR musical sense. Its okay anon i don't blame you for something you can't help. But i WILL blame you for having a lack of humour.

https://suno.com/song/d9e83b21-cb8f-4c9b-8161-1fd840cee872

>>712569061
Came to say something similar to this. They always mees up how it should sound.

>>712572346

>>712569061
>
stopped reading there, maybe make your post shorter and i will actually read it.

I'm an ESL and even I didn't find this funny. At all.

>>712569630
Misses the point that Zelda Wii U has been released five times in a row now.

lmao
them fucking tendies man
them fucking tendies

>>712569630
>ARE A KEY AND SOME NOTHIN'
Sarrs...

kek

>>712566970 (OP)
lol not bad
7/10

>>712566970 (OP)
>WELL, THE PORTS KEEP COMIN' AND THEY DON'T STOP COMIN' AND THEY DON'T STOP COMIN' AND THEY DON'T STOP COMIN' AND THEY DON'T STOP COMIN' AND THEY DON'T STOP COMIN'...

Shrek 1 and 2 are decent but massively overrated by all the memes.

>>712569864
Instructions unclear, got Michael Bublé song instead.

https://files.catbox.moe/0gjyo0.mp3

WELL, THE COPE STARTS COMIN’
AND IT DONT’ STOP COMIN’
AND IT DON’T STOP COMIN’
AND IT DONT’ STOP COMIN’
AND IT DON’T STOP COMIN’
AND IT DONT’ STOP COMIN’
AND IT DON’T STOP COMIN’

>>712569061
>brings up race out of no where
Obsessed much? Youre still getting replaced kek

>>712576870
The memes only exist because Shrek is viewed extremely poorly after the third movie was liquid diarrhea and the 4th one wasn't an ironic comedy parody like everybody expected it to be.

>>712566970 (OP)
your shit sucks male ass unc

>>712567180
>sillables
You don’t know english, that might explain it

>>712576789
You'll eat those words when BOTW 3 wins GOTY 2026!

>>712569061
>>712569754
>>712570028
>you're a non-white zoomer!
>you're yellow or brown!
>you're a poo using AI!
Why do the users of an anonymous imageboard spend all of their fucking time speculating on the identities of other posters?

>>712566970 (OP)
Appreciate the effort OP.

>>712569582
I tried but some of the lines sound too clunky. Good shot though.

lmao

>>712566970 (OP)
Ai post

>>712567628
Care to elaborate?

>>712579038
See >>712576965

can you make the ai sing it with the original instrumental?

"Driftaway"

Joysticks already drifting
Betrayal of my trust
These things just don't hold tension
They're always pointing up
The money that they cost me,
Only to come unglued

Now I find myself in question
(I bought Nintendo's cheap junk again)
Experiencing disassociation
(They really sold me this junk again)

I WANNA PLAY SOME GAMES
But my battery died
I WANNA PRESS THE "C"
But I am not subscribed
I WANNA BUY REMASTERS
My brain's fried
I'LL CALL ALL MY FRIENDS POOR
'Cuz they're too smart to buy

>>712569061
Guarantee it's some retard who saw all the classic song parodies on Twitter and tried his hand at it, not realizing his comedy is shit and he has the rhyming ability of a rock.

Why do indians use this site if they know everyone hates them?

>>712584421
Because Nintendo pays them to.

>>712566970 (OP)
Why do people do this? It's never funny or clever.

>>712566970 (OP)
OP was not a fag today

>>712584650
<Howard Stern voice> Well you're gay!

>>712566970 (OP)
we can workshop this.
SOMEBODY ONCE TOLD ME SWITCH 2 WAS GONNA WOW ME
IT DIDN'T SO I'M MAKING THIS THREAD
I WAS PROMISED 4K FUN, HANDHELD GAMES WHILE ON THE RUN
BUT I GOT SUPERSAMPLING INSTEAD.

WELL, THE PORTS KEEP COMIN' AND THEY DON'T STOP COMIN'
ALL ON SWITCH 2 CARDS THAT CONTAIN NOTHIN'
NO NEW THIRD PARTY GAMES THAT IT CAN RUN
BUT THAT'S OK IT GETS A FIVE YEAR OLD ONE

UPSCALED GAMES
SHIT BATTERY
FAKE HDR SCREEN IPS GLOW
AND THE STICK DRIFTS WHEN I LET GO
AND THE STICK DRIFTS WHEN I LET GO!

HEY NOW, YOU'RE A TENDIE
GET YOUR WALLET AND PAY
HEY NOW, GAME COSTS EIGHTY
ONLY YOURSELF TO BLAME
(*This games requires Nintendo Gold™)
KEEP PLAYING ZELDA WII U 'TILL YOU'RE Oh-OLD

there. a bit better. flows easier.

I'm tired of playing what you want me to say
I'm done with the kino, going back to Nintendo
Tariffs are tearing apart this economy,
Put under the pressure of buying the Switch 2

(Bought it from Nintendo, just bought it from Nintendo)
Every smile that I fake is another mistake to you
(Bought it from Nintendo, just bought it from Nintendo)

I'M SO FUCKING DUMB, I BOUGHT THE SWITCH 2
FOR TENDIE KART, AND SOME OLD PORTS TOO
THEY COST EIGHTY BUCKS, I BUY OUT OF SPITE
I'LL REBUY THESE GAMES, FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE

>>712566970 (OP)
i just watched toy story 1. its good, but come on. shrek 1 is much better, much funnier, and much better animated

I'm tired of playing what you want me to play
I'm done with the kino, switched back to Nintendo
Tariffs wrecking the economy,
Put under the pressure of buying a Switch 2

(buying a Nintendo, just buying a Nintendo)
Every purchase I make is another mistake to you
(buying the Nintendo, just buying the Nintendo)

I'M SO FUCKING DUMB, I BOUGHT A SWITCH 2
FOR NINTENDIE KART, AND SOME OLD PORTS TOO
THEY COST EIGHTY BUCKS, BUT I JUST DON'T MIND
I'LL REBUY THESE GAMES, FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE