All millennial writing in games should be replaced with whatever you call this style.

This is just the precursor to millennial writing, it's got the same exact #relatable "humor" and groupspeak, just dirtier
Replace every reference to sex with pizza and it'll read like something straight outta Reddit

>>712569126 (OP)
That was written by literal baby boomers...

>>712569126 (OP)
Millennials aren't the ones writing games, Gen X is

dude sex with a flying rat haha

>>712569935
>>712570015
It's fucking fake you absolute retards

>>712571048
How is it fake if you can see the picture right there, idiot?

I'm not saying it's from an actual article or anything, I know it isn't, but it's written, someone wrote it, and Op just said "this" implying the writing itself
Nobody ever even suggested it's "real" aka from something, only you thought that

Keep it simple, stupid

>>712571305
Beach Spikers was a good game

Even being around during shit like this and the provocative magazines, I couldn't help but see it as shovelware and lowest common denominator trash. It was that shitty era c. 2003/2004 where video games were in a moral panic, Spike was hosting the VGAs and choosing shit like Madden NFL as their GOTY. I hated a lot of the 00s in general, I'd sooner go with the hyper localized 90s than the dudebro 00s.

>>712571048
What can you expect on a site full of leftists

>>712569126 (OP)
erm actually honey el gato was the first goth