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Anonymous No.712569623 [Report] >>712569994 >>712570063 >>712570296 >>712570474 >>712570521 >>712571136 >>712571956 >>712572743 >>712574632 >>712580537 >>712581220 >>712581440 >>712583175 >>712584840 >>712585358 >>712585614
It feels like all the people in the world just gave up on Crash Bandicoot.
Anonymous No.712569994 [Report]
>>712569623 (OP)
they should try making a new game
Anonymous No.712570063 [Report]
>>712569623 (OP)
It’s weird because crash 4 sold well
Anonymous No.712570131 [Report]
Maybe Activision shouldn't have given up on the IP immediately after it got revived from hiatus
Anonymous No.712570296 [Report] >>712573821
>>712569623 (OP)
Yeah, thanks to Toys for Faggots
Anonymous No.712570474 [Report]
>>712569623 (OP)
I never knew those were peaches until the last game came out
Anonymous No.712570489 [Report]
Not really, Crash 4 was a decent molehill of a platformer buried under a mountain of shit, but the good parts show that a decent Crash game is still very much possible. The issue is charging AAA prices for it.
Anonymous No.712570521 [Report] >>712573845
>>712569623 (OP)
maybe cause it is a mediocre franchise that you only played cause you didnt have access to mario or sonic
Anonymous No.712571136 [Report]
>>712569623 (OP)
I never knew those were peaches until the last game came out
Anonymous No.712571956 [Report]
>>712569623 (OP)
Just a bad mix of T4B changing what didn't need fixing and Activision having infamous CoD-level revenue expectations causing the Crash/Spyro well to dry up prematurely. The audience didn't go anywhere, otherwise N.Sane and Nitro-Fueled wouldn't have sold the gangbusters they did after 2 decades of quality irrelevance.
Anonymous No.712572269 [Report] >>712572651
I never gave up.
Anonymous No.712572563 [Report]
gee maybe vicarious visions or beenox should have made it instead
Anonymous No.712572651 [Report] >>712574025
>>712572269
Why is slop of Coco so good?
Anonymous No.712572743 [Report] >>712573046
>>712569623 (OP)
I personally think Crash4 is amazing. But apparently most people appear to disagree and now the games are dead.
Anonymous No.712573046 [Report]
>>712572743
It starts on the right foot, the base level design is fine. But it tries so damn hard to justify its $60 price tag with an unholy amount of filler, enough to actually ruin the game's initial goodwill if you try to complete it, like you would any of the good Crash games.
Anonymous No.712573821 [Report]
>>712570296
Always loved those irate little glares she gives during some death animations or if you miss a box in 1.
Anonymous No.712573845 [Report] >>712578340
>>712570521
Tbf the same could be said of Sonic.
Anonymous No.712574025 [Report] >>712574752
>>712572651
people who like coco have low standards to begin with so it all works out
Anonymous No.712574632 [Report]
>>712569623 (OP)
There's a small community getting wet and excited over the Crash Team Racing online efforts, though we'll never get working weapons nor will the full PC port ever be finished.
Anonymous No.712574752 [Report]
>>712574025
Well, I'm the exception that proves the rule!
Anonymous No.712575163 [Report] >>712575542 >>712575667
lewd the coco or I'm fucking calling the cops
Anonymous No.712575542 [Report]
>>712575163
the joke is that she has sex with her brother
the joke is that she has sex with (you)
what more do you want? you already have it, you already know it. you should experience my suffering (absolutely no interspecies cross species breeding focused bandicoot/human creative work DESPITE THOSE UGLY FUCKING MUTANTS BEING LITERALLY BUILT FOR THAT JOB)
Anonymous No.712575667 [Report]
>>712575163
dont worry I am
Anonymous No.712575907 [Report]
WHY CANT YOU LET THE GAMES REST IN PEACE
Anonymous No.712576180 [Report]
coco owes me sex
Anonymous No.712577610 [Report]
Anonymous No.712578065 [Report] >>712585071
Anonymous No.712578182 [Report]
Anonymous No.712578245 [Report]
Sex with Coco.
Anonymous No.712578340 [Report] >>712580198
>>712573845
the question isn't "why is crash not alive like sonic", but "why is sonic not dead like crash"?
Anonymous No.712578401 [Report] >>712578631 >>712579935 >>712580182
Jesas, just port nitro fueled to steam already
Anonymous No.712578631 [Report]
>>712578401
Source code lost. Please understand
Anonymous No.712579935 [Report]
>>712578401
Never ever.
Anonymous No.712580182 [Report]
>>712578401
Beenox destroyed the source code before Activision dissolved the studio
Anonymous No.712580198 [Report] >>712586029
>>712578340
I think it is mainly because SEGA was willingly to stick to its mascot, as it was its videogame face, and thus kept making games about him, unlike Sony which saw Crash as a supernumerary franchise and eventually choose to cut their losses.
Honestly there is a lot of parallels between the 2, with both starting as technically competent but ultimately derivative games centered around a design by committee protagonist that couldn't handle the changes in console generation and kept producing increasingly worse games as a result.
Anonymous No.712580537 [Report]
>>712569623 (OP)
Probably because Shitivision now uses generative AI crap and sent Crash to the COD mines while Toys Fag Bob ruined Crash’s design by making him into a generic furry Disney character instead of a Looney Tune freak on crack as Jason and Andy intended him to be while also putting in woke shit with nuTawna and that CatBat character.

That rumored Spyro 4 is probably gonna go down that path too.
Anonymous No.712580567 [Report]
how's the ctr decomp coming along?
Anonymous No.712580668 [Report] >>712581728
How do you even revive this cursed IP and demoralized fandom?
Anonymous No.712581220 [Report] >>712583017
>>712569623 (OP)
Has there ever been any explanation for why Vicarious Visions got sent to the CoD mines and Toys for Bob were the ones allowed to make a new Crash game, even though it seems like VV's crash remake sold better than TfB's spyro remake?
Anonymous No.712581241 [Report]
INCESTOOOOOOOOOOO
Anonymous No.712581440 [Report]
>>712569623 (OP)
Because the IP is owned by faggots. Only retards got excited over the “revival”.
Anonymous No.712581728 [Report] >>712584624
>>712580668
JUST RELEASE A DECENT CRASH GAME
LIKE, HOLY SHIT
NSANE SOLD LIKE 2 GORILLION COPIES
EVEN 4 WAS A MULTI-MILLION SELLER
JUST MAKE A CRASH GAME THAT DOESN'T SUCK ASS
CAPS LOCK IS STILL CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL IN 2025
Anonymous No.712582543 [Report]
Because theirs no reason to have hope in Crash when its owned by Activision
Anonymous No.712582619 [Report]
female bandicoots fuck human men
Anonymous No.712583017 [Report]
>>712581220
VV was completely dissolved and sent to Blizzard. Thats a fate worse than being sent to eternally toil on COD which was what happened to Beenox. Those are the rewards they got for successful remakes.
Anonymous No.712583175 [Report]
>>712569623 (OP)
They should release a short animation of crash fucking coco on the internet anonymously.
Anonymous No.712584624 [Report]
>>712581728
>EVEN 4 WAS A MULTI-MILLION SELLER
People keep saying this and I remain doubtful of it. Especially when “Crash 5” was cancelled.
Anonymous No.712584840 [Report]
>>712569623 (OP)
Crash died when kempferzero disappeared
Anonymous No.712585017 [Report] >>712585193 >>712587265
I don't remember the Crash series getting many furry lewds back in the day. At what point did the coco stuff really take off? Was it the original trilogy remake?
Anonymous No.712585071 [Report]
>>712578065
Would
Anonymous No.712585193 [Report]
>>712585017
when wamu
Anonymous No.712585358 [Report]
>>712569623 (OP)
I haven't thoroughly enjoyed a Crash game since Crash 3 which came out over 25 years ago. Even the remakes were disappointing.
Anonymous No.712585614 [Report]
>>712569623 (OP)
Who the fuck plays mascot games besides tendies? just put Sonic and Crash on the Switch2.
Anonymous No.712586029 [Report]
>>712580198
thanks chatgpt
Anonymous No.712587265 [Report]
>>712585017
It was slim pickings for lewds. There was always people drawing general fanart for years but the remakes jumpstarted it. Now with 4 and Rumble you still have people doing it on occasion due to general exposure.