Thread 712569623 - /v/ [Archived: 1023 hours ago]

Anonymous
6/13/2025, 10:13:26 PM No.712569623
Pizza time
Pizza time
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It feels like all the people in the world just gave up on Crash Bandicoot.
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Anonymous
6/13/2025, 10:17:35 PM No.712569994
>>712569623 (OP)
they should try making a new game
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 10:18:22 PM No.712570063
>>712569623 (OP)
Itโ€™s weird because crash 4 sold well
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 10:19:08 PM No.712570131
Maybe Activision shouldn't have given up on the IP immediately after it got revived from hiatus
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 10:20:57 PM No.712570296
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>>712569623 (OP)
Yeah, thanks to Toys for Faggots
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Anonymous
6/13/2025, 10:23:02 PM No.712570474
>>712569623 (OP)
I never knew those were peaches until the last game came out
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 10:23:13 PM No.712570489
Not really, Crash 4 was a decent molehill of a platformer buried under a mountain of shit, but the good parts show that a decent Crash game is still very much possible. The issue is charging AAA prices for it.
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 10:23:35 PM No.712570521
>>712569623 (OP)
maybe cause it is a mediocre franchise that you only played cause you didnt have access to mario or sonic
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Anonymous
6/13/2025, 10:31:21 PM No.712571136
>>712569623 (OP)
I never knew those were peaches until the last game came out
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 10:41:15 PM No.712571956
>>712569623 (OP)
Just a bad mix of T4B changing what didn't need fixing and Activision having infamous CoD-level revenue expectations causing the Crash/Spyro well to dry up prematurely. The audience didn't go anywhere, otherwise N.Sane and Nitro-Fueled wouldn't have sold the gangbusters they did after 2 decades of quality irrelevance.
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 10:44:33 PM No.712572269
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I never gave up.
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Anonymous
6/13/2025, 10:47:41 PM No.712572563
gee maybe vicarious visions or beenox should have made it instead
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 10:48:50 PM No.712572651
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>>712572269
Why is slop of Coco so good?
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Anonymous
6/13/2025, 10:49:50 PM No.712572743
>>712569623 (OP)
I personally think Crash4 is amazing. But apparently most people appear to disagree and now the games are dead.
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Anonymous
6/13/2025, 10:53:08 PM No.712573046
>>712572743
It starts on the right foot, the base level design is fine. But it tries so damn hard to justify its $60 price tag with an unholy amount of filler, enough to actually ruin the game's initial goodwill if you try to complete it, like you would any of the good Crash games.
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 11:02:21 PM No.712573821
>>712570296
Always loved those irate little glares she gives during some death animations or if you miss a box in 1.
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 11:02:41 PM No.712573845
>>712570521
Tbf the same could be said of Sonic.
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Anonymous
6/13/2025, 11:04:47 PM No.712574025
>>712572651
people who like coco have low standards to begin with so it all works out
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Anonymous
6/13/2025, 11:11:46 PM No.712574632
>>712569623 (OP)
There's a small community getting wet and excited over the Crash Team Racing online efforts, though we'll never get working weapons nor will the full PC port ever be finished.
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 11:13:27 PM No.712574752
coco Carpenter
coco Carpenter
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>>712574025
Well, I'm the exception that proves the rule!
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 11:18:20 PM No.712575163
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lewd the coco or I'm fucking calling the cops
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Anonymous
6/13/2025, 11:23:03 PM No.712575542
>>712575163
the joke is that she has sex with her brother
the joke is that she has sex with (you)
what more do you want? you already have it, you already know it. you should experience my suffering (absolutely no interspecies cross species breeding focused bandicoot/human creative work DESPITE THOSE UGLY FUCKING MUTANTS BEING LITERALLY BUILT FOR THAT JOB)
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 11:24:30 PM No.712575667
>>712575163
dont worry I am
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 11:27:42 PM No.712575907
WHY CANT YOU LET THE GAMES REST IN PEACE
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 11:31:07 PM No.712576180
coco owes me sex
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 11:48:29 PM No.712577610
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Anonymous
6/13/2025, 11:53:55 PM No.712578065
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Anonymous
6/13/2025, 11:55:14 PM No.712578182
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Anonymous
6/13/2025, 11:56:09 PM No.712578245
Sex with Coco.
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 11:57:16 PM No.712578340
>>712573845
the question isn't "why is crash not alive like sonic", but "why is sonic not dead like crash"?
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Anonymous
6/13/2025, 11:58:00 PM No.712578401
Jesas, just port nitro fueled to steam already
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Anonymous
6/14/2025, 12:00:36 AM No.712578631
>>712578401
Source code lost. Please understand
Anonymous
6/14/2025, 12:17:25 AM No.712579935
>>712578401
Never ever.
Anonymous
6/14/2025, 12:21:02 AM No.712580182
>>712578401
Beenox destroyed the source code before Activision dissolved the studio
Anonymous
6/14/2025, 12:21:20 AM No.712580198
>>712578340
I think it is mainly because SEGA was willingly to stick to its mascot, as it was its videogame face, and thus kept making games about him, unlike Sony which saw Crash as a supernumerary franchise and eventually choose to cut their losses.
Honestly there is a lot of parallels between the 2, with both starting as technically competent but ultimately derivative games centered around a design by committee protagonist that couldn't handle the changes in console generation and kept producing increasingly worse games as a result.
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Anonymous
6/14/2025, 12:25:23 AM No.712580537
>>712569623 (OP)
Probably because Shitivision now uses generative AI crap and sent Crash to the COD mines while Toys Fag Bob ruined Crashโ€™s design by making him into a generic furry Disney character instead of a Looney Tune freak on crack as Jason and Andy intended him to be while also putting in woke shit with nuTawna and that CatBat character.

That rumored Spyro 4 is probably gonna go down that path too.
Anonymous
6/14/2025, 12:25:39 AM No.712580567
how's the ctr decomp coming along?
Anonymous
6/14/2025, 12:27:07 AM No.712580668
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How do you even revive this cursed IP and demoralized fandom?
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Anonymous
6/14/2025, 12:34:27 AM No.712581220
>>712569623 (OP)
Has there ever been any explanation for why Vicarious Visions got sent to the CoD mines and Toys for Bob were the ones allowed to make a new Crash game, even though it seems like VV's crash remake sold better than TfB's spyro remake?
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Anonymous
6/14/2025, 12:34:42 AM No.712581241
INCESTOOOOOOOOOOO
Anonymous
6/14/2025, 12:37:05 AM No.712581440
>>712569623 (OP)
Because the IP is owned by faggots. Only retards got excited over the โ€œrevivalโ€.
Anonymous
6/14/2025, 12:41:11 AM No.712581728
>>712580668
JUST RELEASE A DECENT CRASH GAME
LIKE, HOLY SHIT
NSANE SOLD LIKE 2 GORILLION COPIES
EVEN 4 WAS A MULTI-MILLION SELLER
JUST MAKE A CRASH GAME THAT DOESN'T SUCK ASS
CAPS LOCK IS STILL CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL IN 2025
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Anonymous
6/14/2025, 12:53:49 AM No.712582543
Because theirs no reason to have hope in Crash when its owned by Activision
Anonymous
6/14/2025, 12:54:57 AM No.712582619
female bandicoots fuck human men
Anonymous
6/14/2025, 1:00:53 AM No.712583017
Why
Why
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>>712581220
VV was completely dissolved and sent to Blizzard. Thats a fate worse than being sent to eternally toil on COD which was what happened to Beenox. Those are the rewards they got for successful remakes.
Anonymous
6/14/2025, 1:03:03 AM No.712583175
>>712569623 (OP)
They should release a short animation of crash fucking coco on the internet anonymously.
Anonymous
6/14/2025, 1:23:58 AM No.712584624
>>712581728
>EVEN 4 WAS A MULTI-MILLION SELLER
People keep saying this and I remain doubtful of it. Especially when โ€œCrash 5โ€ was cancelled.
Anonymous
6/14/2025, 1:26:59 AM No.712584840
kempferzero_1
kempferzero_1
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>>712569623 (OP)
Crash died when kempferzero disappeared
Anonymous
6/14/2025, 1:29:22 AM No.712585017
I don't remember the Crash series getting many furry lewds back in the day. At what point did the coco stuff really take off? Was it the original trilogy remake?
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Anonymous
6/14/2025, 1:30:07 AM No.712585071
>>712578065
Would
Anonymous
6/14/2025, 1:31:48 AM No.712585193
>>712585017
when wamu
Anonymous
6/14/2025, 1:34:09 AM No.712585358
motivation
motivation
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>>712569623 (OP)
I haven't thoroughly enjoyed a Crash game since Crash 3 which came out over 25 years ago. Even the remakes were disappointing.
Anonymous
6/14/2025, 1:37:36 AM No.712585614
>>712569623 (OP)
Who the fuck plays mascot games besides tendies? just put Sonic and Crash on the Switch2.
Anonymous
6/14/2025, 1:43:33 AM No.712586029
>>712580198
thanks chatgpt
Anonymous
6/14/2025, 2:00:34 AM No.712587265
>>712585017
It was slim pickings for lewds. There was always people drawing general fanart for years but the remakes jumpstarted it. Now with 4 and Rumble you still have people doing it on occasion due to general exposure.