Thread 712573696

Anyone play The ALTERS?

>>712573696 (OP)
Yeah, I uninstalled already.

>>712574949
Why?

>>712575051
He is shitposting. Ignore him.

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i-is that a SHILL I smell?

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mmm yes I smell it! SHILLSMELL!!!! I smell a shill! W-What is a shill doing here?!?! omygosh what am I gonna do?!?! THERE'S A SHILL HERE! I'M FREAKING OUT SO MUCH!!!! calm down calm down and take a nice, deep breathe....

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it smells so good! I love shillsmell so much!!!! It makes me feel so amazing. I'm getting tingles all over from the delicious shillscent! It's driving me shillCRAZY!!!!!!

if u are a shill and u are reading this, I just wanted to say hiiiii cute shill!!!! I love you!

>>712573696 (OP)
yeah I just started act I im gonna play more tomorrow
polska gurom

Yeah, I'm in act one. The prologue was pure unadulterated kino. God tier title drop. Very happy that I went in barely knowing the mechanics of how the alters worked, cause that was a crazy reveal. These dudes are easily my favorite Polish developers. Fuck the other open world slopper fags.

lol
no

>>712575554
>>712575523
I guess i'll also give it a try.

>>712575334
>>712576001
A Stellar Blade and/or culture war slop thread died for this thread and that's a good thing :)

>>712573696 (OP)
>create copy of me who took different path
>his life is awesome
Fuck that dude, can I eject him to space?

sage for viral marketing
wasza gra jest chujowa

>>712577893
>new game comes out
>people wonder if it is good an make a thread
>REEEEEEEEEEEEE VIRAL MARKETING
kill yourself unironically.

>>712578110
ahahahahahaHAHAH

>>712579340
Shame, a good game

>>712579340
It's an autism simulator with no marketing. What were you expecting?

I heard this was coming out for yeeears.
So what is it? Is it like oxygeon not included or fallout shelter?

>>712579652
>Is it like oxygeon not included or fallout shelter?
Looks to me like Death Stranding meets the ant base from XCOM.

I played the demo and it was alright. The concept of cloning yourself from alternate timelines with different skills is cool but the actual world exploration I wasn't sold on

>>712577774
You kinda enslave everyone and bring them into this shitty situation with you so it's even worse really

>>712576891
you act like i care about either

>>712580000
You give them life. They would not exist without the protagonist. It's not like he is pulling them out of another reality. He is simply doing dimensional cloning.

>>712579340
why do they look like degenerates? is this made by wokies or something?

>>712579340
I'm playing it on gamepass desu senpai

>>712573696 (OP)
No. Is that the game where everyone is the same person? Where's that frogboy who thinks everyone should be him.

>>712573696 (OP)
hot gay sexo with all Jans

>>712582901
It's all clones of the same guy. He uses magic scifi tech to chose alternate outcomes for things that happened in his life then the computer calculates the results and prints a clone based on it.

>>712581047
>if I clone Hitler and killed him, I killed an innocent man
anon, that's dumb

>>712583651
classic cope

>>712573696 (OP)
Looks like a game I'd enjoy but I don't play new games. I'll wait for the patches (all of them).

>An indie, thought-provoking game with unique mechanics and no woke bullshit? FUCK OFF SHILL
>Gorrilionth coomerbait slop weebshit? GIBSME DATT *cooms*

Nu-/v/, ffs

>>712573696 (OP)
Moon (2009) is one of my favorite movies btw (literally me).

I'd like to address the anons from yesterdays thread who called me "a retard" for claiming that Jan is actually cloning himself instead of "pulling the alters from other realities" like heckin Rick & Morty

Who's the retard now?

>>712585514
Dogshit taste in movies

>>712585978
Yeah, fight me nigga.

>>712585875
Isn't it kind of both at the same time?

>>712584937
Well, technically yes, because it was only real in his mind

>>712584937
correct because he hasn't done anything wrong

>>712574949
I doubt it

>>712573696 (OP)
Is this game the new Blue Prince? i.e., critics are showering it with praise, but the gameplay loop is actually liquid garbage

>>712589834
Filtered

Technician best girl

>>712573696 (OP)
>made by Frostpunk devs
I didnt like FP2, but I do enjoy basebuilding. Might check it out on sale

Would you guys get along with alternate versions of yourself

>>712573696 (OP)
Uhm, no? Who?

>>712573696 (OP)
Can you create your own character? or are you forced to look like a San Francisco game dev

>>712593557
I'm kind of an alternate version of my dad and our relationship is rocky, to put it mildly

I admire him as a human being although he's not perfect and neither am I, but we both have problems with communication and expressing our feelings

>>712579340
cope

>>712593557
Absolutely not, no. In fact, we'd run away from each other.

>>712579340
The power of
>EpigOnlineSpyware.dll included with your Steam purchase!
Strikes again.

When will these developers learn that I DO NOT WANT MALWARE in my STEAM PURCHASES!?

>not one gameplay webm
curious.

>>712596303
It literally launched today

>>712598567
and?

>>712573696 (OP)
Looks like a shitty reality TV show for zoomers
What is it

>Game has cool concept
>Tacks on dogshit exploration gameplay

>>712598880
https://youtu.be/thQzeQBRgL4

I'm sold on the story, but not sure about the gameplay. I think I'll wait and see how it develops past what we saw in the demo. It was alright, but I'm hoping there's some thought to how you gather materials and place structures to gather materials and navigate the planet.

>>712599043
What? It's literally the point.

>>712573696 (OP)
This story better be good because this game is big as fuck.

>>712581047
You clone them but they have full life experiences from what I remember from the demo. So it's more like a Soma situation where you're loading up a bio-robot with all the memories of a person to work for you

>>712575334
Based shill detector.

>>712576891
>Stellar Blade
Rent-free.

>>712585546
This bitch is a narcissistic psychopath putting on an act, btw.

>>712600524
Then how is Sally so sweet?

I'm waiting for that tranny whore fitgirl to repack it

Based on reviews, game is about 20 hours. Hope there's payoff.

>>712602798
>Hope there's payoff.
The fun is the payoff.

Most obvious shill thread I've ever seen

>>712573696 (OP)
>not on console
PASS

>>712602889
Literally on game pass, moron.

>>712602847
I know some people liked that in Disco Elysium, but I like an unveiling.

>>712602914
>not on PS5
PASS

>>712603051
>a game isnt on PS5
what else is new

>>712603051
Don't have a PS5, but googled and it is apparently on PS5 too.

>>712573696 (OP)
Next week. It has been on my wishlist for awhile. Probably should avoid these threads until I play it.

>>712603197
The threads are likely going to be full of retards like >>712602862 the story is alright so far, but nothing that spoilers would ruin, similar to Frostpunk.

PIRATING IT RIGHT NOW

>>712603342
Shame because Frostpunk's story did disappoint me since it felt like it would go on longer.

>>712603342
Is the core gameplay basebuilding or

>>712603421
don't forget to buy the game if you like it and if you can afford buying it(buy it on GOG if possible)

>>712602914
>goypass
instead of spending money on goypass just buy games on sale on GOG, death to Microsoft and Xbox

>>712603452
I never cared for it, same for the demo, and same for other stuff from 11bit. They rely on story, but gameplay is actually their strength, they just need more levels/content for most of their games.

>>712603458
No, it's mostly exploration/managment with minor Mass Effect-like crew talking/story.

am I in a shill bot thread? never heard of this game ever

>>712603978
>never heard of this game ever
lurk more, i had it included in my older 3x3 of upcoming games i am looking forward to

>>712604158
who the fuck are you retard? not anyone who matters that's for sure

>>712603342
Kill yourself, faggot shill

>>712603978
Was announced for game pass and showed up at Summer Game Fest too. Demo has been up since a while ago and it was temporarily near the top.

>>712604273
Neck yourself, nigger.

>>712593557
yeah we’d make out a bit or whatever

>>712606738
that's super gay

>>712607915
>jerking off is gay

Can I have sex with my alters?

>>712609249
Not without mods

>>712573696 (OP)
Make a thread again when theres a mod that turns the crew into hot girls

>>712609249
Yes, there's that one that chose to enter the free candy van as a kid

>>712611597
>t. ranny

>>712596174
>>712579340
Other than Frostpunk series, 11bit never had any game break 10k online
Not sure what are you expecting

>>712611597
the game would definitely sell better if it wasn't a sausagefest
the captain of the expedition was a woman too so the devs aren't chuds, I don't know why they didn't do it

>>712593557
No, they know all the shameful shit

>>712573696 (OP)
I've just finished act 1. It's definitely solid, but it also explains why Frostpunk 2 ended up rather mediocre last year. They've diverted a good chunk of their resources into developing Alters. I do experience crashes every 3 hours or so, but I expect those to be fixed next week.
Probably a while until I reach the end, but I am not disappointed so far, which can't be said about most games lately.

>>712573696 (OP)
How come as soon as he makes a single clone (all of them being infinitely more competent than him) they don't immediately take control and relegate him to latrine cleaning duty? Instead the manual labourer appears to be the captain. of course it's for gameplay reasons but on the surface it looks odd

>>712615390
>they don't immediately take control and relegate him to latrine cleaning duty?
You don't belittle yourself like that mate

>>712615390
havent played this game but my in-game reason would be each one is only suitable for a specific task... maybe?

>>712599082
wow its like the Martian + Moon (2009)

>people in steam discussion are saying its a timed game
kinda shit. let me explore and build

>>712615390
Come to think of it, sending the guy out while sitting in the base is very close to cleaning duty

>>712573696 (OP)
Downloading it on my 'eck as we speak. Hopefully it runs well.

>>712603978
Some of us here actually look forward to new vidya.
https://arch.b4k.dev/v/thread/693638587/#693649583
Also, I can't believe E.Y.E. 2 is fucking real.

>>712584678
that wasn't the question shill, answer the question.

>>712616563
just kys faggot, nothing wrong with having an actual discussion about new games instead of same dogshit slop and bait threads

>>712573696 (OP)
I am not buying your game marketer kun

>>712616493
>30 fps with dips, even at low settings
A shame, seems like it'd be a cool game on 'eck. Time to redownload it on my desktop.

>Ze Arbeit... Ze good
>Ze human interaction... Ze bad
Kek, never change krauts

>>712619464
This is hilarious.

>>712619464
kek

>>712619464
lmao

>>712619464
>far too pragmatic
Yeah, why would people stranded on a planet with impending scorching sunrise ever want to be pragmatic. They should all instead be chaotic and stupid.

>>712619464
Eurogamer is American owned. It being ''Eurogamer Germany'' means shit when the people who pay their checks are the same that own IGN.

>>712614049
Or perhaps you could just immerse yourself in a game instead of roleplaying as a woman, xister

>40 minutes left to download
I loved the Demo. Played it multiple times.

>>712573696 (OP)
>2 (two!) manbuns
>guitarfag
that promopic alone fills me with repulsion
no clue what the genre even is

>>712623642
revulsion even, but I guess repulsion works as well

What's it even about?
I'm not going to google it and give you free metrics shill.

>>712624761
See >>712599082

>>712623642
Those are clones from alternate dimensions. Dumbass, it's nature versus nurture. But 2025 /v/ is so dumb that sci-fi is just wasted on retards like you.

DO NOT set the "economy difficulty" to a harder setting. It makes everything tedious and you progress 5x slower.

>>712604158
>Greed Fall II - The Dying World
With a face like that it's not hard to see why.

>>712614147
Man, Don Rosa Scrooge comics were do good

>game introduces extreme difficulty
>Everything this Harderto do
>Management is a nightmare now

>Because now main character is a woman

>>712575334
>>712600347
So true xisters!
Every cis vermin that wants to talk about a videogame not released in a nintendo console is a shill

>>712573696 (OP)
im sure jurnous love it.
I feel bad thinking about the people who will be fooled into buying this game but its the only way they can learn to never trust journalists.

bros my miner OD
don't give him the fent

>>712626263
but without that won't the threat of the sun coming over to fry you be a joke?

>>712629624
>Game advertised as a game about exploration, crafting and managing your alternative versions
>People buy it for that very reason

>Muh heckin journos fooled you bro

ChatGPT, please give me a good cookie recipe

>>712579340
chartniggers get the rope

>>712630192
Sure:

Indegrients:
- Ten BBCs

Enjoy your tasty meal!

>>712629163
putting zoomers in charge of marketing was a mistake.
>this will move units!

>>712573696 (OP)
started yestarday, pretty cool
playing on hard/hard, and emnaghing those faggots and all the tasks aint easy

>>712632396
what is your problem, faggot?
we are not allowed to have single normal video game discussion thread?

>>712593557
i would hate and conspire against my successful versions

i would bully and belittle my less successful versions

i would sexually coerce my homosexual version into a blowjob or at least a handjob

>>712573696 (OP)
>let's make a timed-gated survival game with cringe ass story
yep big L good thing it flopped hard

>>712573696 (OP)
>Interesting idea
>looks inside
>YOU ARE ON A TIMER BRO, YOU HAVE TO DO ALL THIS SHIT FAST OR GAME OVER
Fuck this

>>712589834
gameplay is pretty good
blue prince bored me to death in 30 min, this one can put you on the edge of your seat when shit gets tough and you have a hard time limit to do things

>>712614798
>I do experience crashes every 3 hours or so, but I expect those to be fixed next week.
runs fine on my setup, but i do feel its hogging the gpu hard, might be vram problems or shaders, since its another shader stutter problem, as much as i hate starting a game by "calculating shaders", this one needs it, stopped stuttering only by mid of act 1

>>712632802
Its not a hard timer, but thing do keep getting harder and harder if you dont do it in the initial time frame

>>712632624
nice try shill