Room: 90DTKL

host goes automatically to the next guy if I leave/DC
Let's do some kartan

>>712574287 (OP)
2/24

If you guys don't join I'll turn you all into goombas

3/24

3/24

git in here

I will be at home it 3 hours =(
Also i don't have switch online sub, might activate the 7 day trial...

4/24

will join later

>>712574287 (OP)
Ill join while I wait for my food

I'm guessing the connection will be garbage if I join as a European.

>>712576768
na it's all good

official paypiggy thread

By the way, if I happen to DC as a host, the next in line will be the host right?

>>712576871
Yeah it's by join order

oh hell yeah. give me a few minutes

>>712576936
Yup, sorry I dcd for some reason. I'll also need to brb soon and I'll rejoin asap after that

>>712575751
>pay $500 for console
>don't pay $20 a year for online
I don't understand people

Shit, don't let it die guys, I am coming

>>712574287 (OP)
>keeps getting kicked
Ill have to try with the ethernet later

>>712577447
I think you kept getting me DCd while joining lmao

>>712577067
why are you me
I don't like this

>play one race
>remember that I hate this game

>>712577597
dom is so based

Brb, gonna join back soon

>>712577350
it's still early afternoon for some people in the US. it should blow up later

taking votes, intermission between races
10 seconds or 1 min?

>>712574287 (OP)
I'll join next weekend I'm going to be too busy with splatoon this weekend

>>712577597
Dont hate the game, hate the player

Getting some grub i'll brb

keep the lobby alive

>>712578342
I do, all of them

Mirror?

>>712574287 (OP)
No one is going to join anon.
I told you this last week.
It's Big Run in splatoon3, you are competing in an unwinnable war.
Try next weekend.

>>712578956
10/24 at 4pm Central Time

>>712578956
big run is BORING

>>712577960
that's it? can't do 20sec? 30sec?

>>712577597
git gud loser

>>712578956
Lobby is big already and burgers aren't even off work yet

>>712579041
collect all of the eggs.

>>712579008
Well..I stand corrected. good for you guys.
I'd join but gotta wait for pizza to show up.
As in the food. Given our resident schizo tard lately, I want to be clear.

Cheep cheep here, 14 minutes till my food arrive, I have to do some stuff after that, but I'll join around 8 CST

>only one lap on the actual course
who thought this was a good idea?

>>712579686
me

>>712579686
Everyone should use + button, so ee can all vote for full tracks

wow 12/24 already

>>712579686
Press + so you can pick real tracks retard

>>712579829
I did retard

Going to eat, see you later fuckers

Breadbug what happened with that green shell, it should've hit me but it just self destructed

someone for the love of god help me unlock rocky wrench this weekend please

>>712580092
On my screen somebody drove into it

11/24

That connected course was actually cool

>>712580203
no

>>712580203
spam airship fortress bro

>>712578956
>shittoon

I got 8500, im getting a bit better at racing. Any karts similar to the baby blooper? Im sick of using the same kart and wanna try something with similar stats

>>712581573
b-dasher

>>712581573
Loco moto and the b-dasher.

Please don't die I'll be back in 30

I gotta hop off now, have stuff to do tomorrow
Good games!

>>712581713
Stay away from my wife.

Oh shit, you guys better be on 30 mins from now.
I want in on some komfy karting

>>712581797
I will be having sex in 30 minutes sorry

>>712582125
I SAID STAY AWAY FROM MY WIFE

Im assuming low acceleration karts is just throwing when playing online.

>tfw my home internet is below third world-tier
Have fun pulling ahead and gitting gud without me.
I'm German and stuck with my parents for a few months. I miss having a stable connection and viable speed.

>>712582206
If you can frontrun they can be good

how did that lightning miss me??

Bee.

>>712582206
Git gud

>>712574287 (OP)
Joining soon as I finish dinner. Just in time for the Cali bros . Keep it going!!

>>712582206
If its 24 racers you'll get pushed around easily as a lightweight, I can barely do shortcuts

>>712582206
I managed to get to 8.5k using the lightest combo possible. You'll get knocked around a ton but you'll also recover before everyone else.

KOOPA BITCH

>want to join
>just completely wiped out from a trip
Fuck.

>>712583467
lel

>>712583549
caffiene/cocaine

Getting it on once again

>>712583621
Caffine only works on me as a morning jumpstart, not an afternoon boost.

>miss 3 item boxes in a row
Every time

>1st place the whole race
>get boomeranged and pancaked right before the finish line and go in last

dayum, 16/24

If I'm already usually coming in the bottom fourth or so in a random lobby, I'll most likely be dead last in a /v/ lobby every time, correct?

If anyone can, make some webms. I wanna see the shenanigans happening

>>712584037
na, a lot of us don't even know how to cut corners on koopa beach

>>712584037
Not really. People aren't really that good lol

>retards picking in between courses
Why

>>712584037
I can attest, I suck

>>712584260
A lot of them are fun

>communication error
FUCK YOU

I like the bullet bill. At least it knows where to go and I don't fall off

>>712584260
I want to play the course not some gay travel tech demo to the 1 lap course

>>712578956
This is my problem right now. Not really big run, but I want to try out the update for Splatoon 3 on Switch 2. I also want to play Mario Kart with you /v/ros.

>>712584889
Cope

>>712584889
That’s exactly what I mean fucktard. You’re driving in between courses

21/24

>>712584917
Just alternate between them

wtf theres a twister? also
>get scooped up
>random blue shell explosion drops me onto ground
>forced to just drive on offroad because no clue where to go
awful

>>712585263
I will, I'mma play a little with you guys first while it's still early.

Damn, DC'd
Anyways I'm done for now, great races guys

fucking mole tacking my item box two fucking times

Do Knockout next

>>712585547
Mine now

>>712585301
That was also my first time getting the twister lmao

going to join after I get off work, keep it going!

daisy’s ass my face

so not use to being able to just speed over lava

>>712574287 (OP)
>An entire haha of Yoshis

Is it possible to choose rainbow road for multiplayer? I didn't see it once last weekend or this.

>>712585956
hit the plus button faget

Is the drawfag here? Have you decided what it’s gonna be?

22/24

>>712586086
Thanks fellow homo

>>712585945
I will never pick yoshi in this game. They downgraded removed his voice for no reason

>>712585876
imagine the smell

>rolled a blue shell in the final item box
hope you enjoyed that whoever was in 1st lmao

>blue shell at the last turn
>1st to 11th

>>712585570
everyone will leave if we do Knockout

nice horn at the ramp nigger

>giant fucking fire ball knocked me outa first to 11th
fucking stage hazards

>>712586530
>he's complaining about falling back to 11th
Get on my level, I was hit back to dead last in 22nd or 23rd.

>>712586451
>that tomboy seasoning

>Nice Try!
How about you suck my blue dino cock, Lakitu?

>>712586830
That’s nothing, my cat threw up and I had to clean it mid race

I'd kill for ingame voice chat.

>>712586925
There is isn’t there?

>>712586979
No, only Gamechat which requires everyone to add each other, approve each other, then square off into groups of 4.

I want to play
I used to play 7 and 8 for long sessions but ten years later I am a chronic pain patient and nothing helps
I can only sit through a few races before it's too much
BGs me

>>712586925
>”NIGGERS NIGGERS NIGGERS”

>>712587090
Oh gay

Joined OP's room now.

>>712587094
I'd be willing to stream for you, that sucks man.

is there an open lobby for a nigga to join for a couple races? I haven't even tried online yet

id keep playing but its big run time

Who are the most unpopular characters in the game so that I can play as them?

>>712586897
My condolences on you killing the cat. I wouldn't have put up with that either.

>>712587219
If only there was one in the OP hmm

>>712587371
fishbones maybe

>There's are people who don't pick Boo Cinema.

penguinbros, what karts are yall using?

>>712587486
That’s because the character is an absolute pain in the ass to unlock. I don’t have him yet.

Joining to bad and win every race to show how much better and skillful and more expression filled MK8 is desu.

>>712587219
OP's room has a few slots open.

Coggert is a nigger.

>>712587817
I won around 70% of online races in Mario Kart 8. Meanwhile, I haven’t even won once yet in World.

>>712587480
>>712587819
thanks, I thought the room was full, i'm in now

BAN GIANT MUSHROOMS BAN BOOMERANG

KOOPA BITCH

do I lose my spot if I have to poop?

>>712588529
Room isn't full so you should be able to drop in and out but your score will reset if you care.

>>712588529
take your portable console to the toilet

I’m gonna see how big run looks with this new patch and I’ll be back

Getting constant communication errors, wasn't getting them last weekend

>>712588937
thats disgusting, I poop in there I don't even allow phones in my bathroom

fuck I got lost in the sauce

Damn.. A tie...

Alright guys I’m actually gonna try this time so watch out

someone do the koopa thing that gives me fish bones

i hate this map

Eating dinner, wish I could spectate

I ate ass this cup, fuck.

Jesus fuck, finally I win one. Bailing now to piss and exercise.

Man bullets are gay

>>712587918
I'm sitting at 8.5K VR, and provided you escape the pack and don't get blue shelled it IS possible to front run. I have won several races in WW, and seen others in the 9K range coast far in front because they either avoided a blue shell or one never came. However much of the time (probably 70% or so) the winner is determined by who gets what it the final lap and how well they use them. Several of the "pros" have already said it's a bit too chaotic and can't really be competitive in the 24 race format.

I fucking suck at this game
eat my ass timmy

Fuck, i’m falling off…

>im a middle of the pack npc
Fuck…

>>712590849
I never played mario kart good but I was just in 2nd place on the last turn and ended up in 14th after getting gangbanged by every item on the final stretch
mario kart is fun like that and I hate it

>>712574287 (OP)
You guys doing 150cc? If so I need to practice that a little before I jump into one of these rooms

>>712591463
sorry but gotta claim my rightful place at first

>>712591881
nigga i've been in last place you'll be fine

>Coggert bros....

airship fortress pls

>cracked at splatoon
>cracked at mario kart
save some talent for the rest of us timmy-sama

>>712591815
Thats happened to me several times, in fact it happened earlier today. I was on the final part of DK's level with no Mushroom in first but had a Banana.

>Get hit by Blue Shell
>recover
>get flattened immediately by Super Mushroom
>recover
>drive a bit and hit by red Shell
>recover
>hit by star
>recover
>hit green shell that was banking off walls
>recover and finish the race

I dropped from 1st to 19th in the spam of about 15 seconds.

You know what? Suck my motherfucking dick, Timmy

I ROLLED AIRSHIP
I ROLLED KAMEK
HE DIDN'T TRANSFORM ME
KILLING MYSELF

Fuck timmy gon do

FINALLY got rocky wrench

I think I'm geting too drunk to do things good

>>712592337
also this timmy sucks buttholes because he picked the same character and outfit as me for one race then one he's a bitch

just joking tho, gg timmy those were positive fuck you bantz

I can’t crack 6th

...Nolan...what happened to you....

>>712592413
same, stille need bonefish and chargin chuck and a few more

>>712592441
daisy too cute

>>712592518
ggs

>>712592583
Nolan has fallen

>>712587094
What's your diagnosis exactly? t. nurse

>>712592786
you're also a nurse Timmy?

>get crushed
>drop to 18th

Name a worse feeling than not getting an item on the last turn.

>>712593137
the squish is so devastating

>>712592583
>>712592636
my internet fucking sucks right now and I keep getting disconnected
also I got 5 hours of sleep

>>712593137
Giant mushrooms boomerangs and bullet bills are the bane of the middle classes existence

>>712593164
getting shocked immediately after picking up a box

Fucking shite

>roll triple reds
oh boy its either some monkey drives into all 3 or a boomerang comes flying in outta nowhere

20/24

Fucking SHIT

>>712593720
What, are you saying a boomerang can negate defense?

Not too found of that map.

Stupid fucking bomb at the end you fucking cunt

Shit, either everyone’s gotten better or i’ve gotten worse. Struggling to break 5th when I was consistent last /v/eekend

Can I meet girls on this game?

>>712594046
Yes we have 3 girls in the lobby now

>>712594046
no Panchito

this games too hard

>>712594046
Cloudy is right there

I want a Switch 2 just to play with /v/ desu

>>712592946
nah wasn't me

I was doing much better last weekend
I also wasn't drunk as shit

>3 other racers picked Faraway Oasis
my people...

>>712594046
Girls with penises

>>712587094
sorry to hear bud, I've been dealing with chronic pain for a while and took me a long time to have it under control
idk what your situation is but for my leg and back I went through a laundry list of meds before I found something that actually helps the pain without completely knocking me out.
Also I went through at least 8 chairs until I found one at sams club that works for me but finally found one, and got an exercise ball and doing back extensions and knee tucks for like 5 minutes twice a day makes a small but noticeable difference
hope any of my ramblings helps you out. Constant pain is horrible and the fact that its so hard to find doctors that will actually help is worse

>>712594303
It’s worth it. I remember being sad when I couldn’t join the original MK8 /v/eekends because I was too poor. Was so awesome when I got a switch and MK8D

Room is the same?

Give it to me straight, Rosalinabros...How bad is her new voice?

>>712594515
yup

>>712594531
Genuinely ruined her. There is 0 reason to still be a fan of her

>>712594551
Im in

>>712594531
She sounds just like MK8 Rosa

Someone should stream this, monetize it, then we can split it

who the fuck was the nigger griefing me with an ice flower???

>>712594241
>>712594269
How do you message in mkw

>>712594832
kold?
sorry you are a bullyable kid lol

Favorite food?

Friendly reminder you can press + to choose whatever track you want.

>>712594832
KEK

Pedo track

FULL LOBBY BOYS

>>712595024
lol?

DAMN this lobby is HUEG

>>712594841
add them dummy

>>712594841
You drift your number into the dirt

>>712594531
How can you be bothered by that, have you heard mario and yoshi?

>nolan teleporting everywhere
impossible to hit

outta my face you fuckin fish

>>712595106
if you culd, id be so wet

>>712595295
Fuck you

UGHHHHH I WANT DAISY TO SIT ON MY FACE!!!

>mostly getting top 3 overall

HAHA

MOOOOOOO MOOOOOOOOOOO

MEADOWSSSSSSSSSSSS

>>712595236
mario sounds like a 20 year old college student and yoshi sounds like they hired someone off fiver

>>712595315
You can faggot

>>712595463
prove it

>>712595349
GET RID OF THOSE DSL I WOULDNT HAVE TO

>>712595393
Sex with every single cow in that pic

I hate shy guy bazaar

>>712595570
>DSL
?

the squish is brutal

I hate the fucker who boomeraging me on that last jump

>>712595616
good morning saar

What the fuck every race is a fucking cluster fuck stop hitting menoff the track you cunts

>>712595773
DSL = Dick Sucking Lips

>comm error
FUUUUUCKK
YOUUUUUUUU

>>712595989
USEEEEE
ETHERNEEEEEEEET

>>712596047
IIIIIIIIIII
AMMMMMMM

reminder you can vote for the non intermission version of a track if it appears in the preselect

heavyweights with accel/handling focused karts or lightweights?

Whoever is baby daisy you can go fuck yourself

>>712596310
I'm just picking what I like until people figure out the hidden stats

Gonna take a break, i’ll be back later so save my spot

>>712596314
:)

cloudy is a cheating faggot

>>712596393
No

>OtakuBrony

>>712596628
lmao

so is this game weaker than Mario Kart 8 give it to me straight bros

Is cyberpunk any good

>>712596896
>give it to me straight bros
Voting for Koopa Beach is a redflag, and theres a pretty good chance you are a pedo

>>712596896
This is the "Melee" of Mario Kart.

>>712596628
I want to fuck her

>>712596896
it's the best game in the series when there's only 12 players
it's an unplayable clusterfuck at 24

>>712597173
For Glory or For Fun?

>>712597176
me first

>>712597214

Cloud plays this too much, pass it on

pick rainbow road
REEEEEEEE

>>712596314
I wouldn’t trust guys irl who use the babies

I don't even have a a switch 2 because I'm a poorfag. But it's fun coming in these threads and watch you anons chimp out in chaos. Almost like frens

>>712597436
I will on race 4

>that bomb during the turn
fuck you flynn

Oh of course it had to be warios gaping arse galleon

>>712597409
she just got raped (by me) lol

>room is full
FUCK

Is cloud cute irl?

Someone is streaming or something? I'm thinking about getting a capture card

>>712597675
kekd at this

KINO

>>712597716
You can take my spot after a few races

>>712597736
Would be kino if someone streamed these

>select track
>communication error
>room is full

>>712597809
Same. Off to cyberpunk for a while I guess.

>>712597809
welp, guess i picked a good time as any to begin work on an op image

are you on rainbow road or something holy fuck when is the race starting

>>712598016
They are actually. It got picked right before I got kicked.

God, Rainbow Road is so kino.

>>712597962
I, too, am working on one. I expect to be done by next weekend.

This shit was kino. King Koopa third place, fuck yeah

>>712598072
Best track. Immaculate vibes

room for 2 more

>>712597716
>>712597809
>>712597857
Two spots opened up

WOO IM IN FIRST PLACE OH NO A FUCKING RED SHELL GUESS I FINISH THE RACE IN 24TH

It would be fun to be able to tally victories for every round with say over 8 people

GGs ya'll
>check stickers
>you performed 5000 tricks
>didn't get the sticker I want and cucked out of rocky wrench
see ya later anons

>>712597962
>>712598101
More than one? Hell yeah

>>712598189
Welcome to Mario Kart.

>>712598101
cool, wonder which one will make the cut

>>712598189
Skill issue

>>712597736
I'll stream it, let me just setup the capture

Niggert

>>712598189
skill issue

>>712598343
i do not consent to this

>>712598343
i consent for him.

>>712598343
AAAAH IM FAMOUS

>>712598343
i consent to this

>>712598375
hot

>dead last every game
o well, c u next time

Hope you enjoyed those boomerangs baby rosa :)

/v/eekends are dead holy shit

>>712598661
>23/24
?

>>712598661
>expecting people to be postan during every race
I’m not that good

Full lobby do Knockout toru.

>>712598869
i'm down

>>712592786
meralgia parasthetica

>>712598953
Im sorry...

Wario:
))≡Ɛfart3

>>712598343
twitch/ yuzukisensei
Please behave

>>712598375
Just leave the lobby, bro

>>712598959
Never heard of it. L

>that nigger with the star right as I start flying
You fucking BITCH

Fuck I have to piss

>>712599045
STOP RECORDING ME

footstooling is a gay mechanic that harms more than it helps

>>712599268
Glad I could help :)

Mehtaru sounds jewish...

>roll trip shrooms and cut every corner
>win
Wtf I love Mario Circuit now

>>712599713
I am :)

23/24

>>712599741
You ain't me, but I agree

Lol attempting that pole shortcut racing with everyone is a deathwish

>>712599741
Shouldnt you be fighting Iran? The fuck are you doing playing Mario Kart?

GLORY TO PENGUIN

>throwing the hammers backwards
NIGGER

I’ll fucking kill you mr mole

>>712600239
teehee

if we share friendcodes, would game chat work in these rooms?

>>712600353
Yes, but why would you wanna gamechat with /v/iggers?

>>712600450
i like making friends

Speeding around corners on rainbow road is such a dopamine hit

>all of us tying 9th
Lol

can we do a knockout tour after this cup

>>712600685
I wish there was a permanent gold shroom mode

GLORY TO THE PENGUIN

god I have to piss

WHO THE FUCK THREW THAT SHELL IT SENT ME TO 10TH FAGGOT

targeting you if you drive the baby blooper
total metafag death

>>712600759
Hell yeah

Do knockout

>>712600907
just lose a race and piss

Is 4 races as high as it goes? Do 32

>not knockout tour

DO KNOCKOUT YOU idiot

Fine well do knockout tour next time

>bullet bills through finish line
Nothing personnel kid, come back and face me in five years

>all those bullet bills rubbing at the end

got gang banged by items, now we take a smoke break

Everyone pile on Flynn

You are almost 40 and playing as a baby character

>>712601618
THIS IS NOT FAIR

>thurlers chat
yes 8 let you switch between racers. only spectating 1st is fucking gay

Why does everyone in this thread type like redditors?

ggs racists

>>712601737
They're taking lessons from Pokemon, gotta make sure to remove a feature in order to include a new one it seems

>>712601836
My cock down your throat

>Fucking weegee won
How could you guys allow this to happen

>>712601836
You're gay

I just joined

>>712602006
oh god, everyone leave

not him....

This shit sucks, put it back to races

I predict that rocky wrench will win. :)

Whoever threw baxk that green shell...

It was... a good hit.

Cunt.

Can we go back to driving on actual tracks yet

wtf how do you dodge blue shell

NORMAL RACES YOU FUCKIN idiot

>>712602264
Use mushroom just as it's about the hit down into you

>>712602193
>>712602257
>>712602285
Knockout tour is fun as fuck though.

But yeah not as much for the plebs who always get knocked out early. Maybe alternate between races and KOT

I'm using motion controls!

>>712602379
wake me up when you use the official WHEEL

Dodged 2 blue shells, should’ve been my win

>>712602379
What a shame

>>712602379
What a shame!

What is a VS race anyway

Hello!

AIEEEE DRYBONES CREEPYPASTA

KEK I HIT THE FINAL LAP BOARD

SHOULS HAVE CAME FIRST

>>712602668
lmao I thought you dc'd or something

KOOPA TROOPA BEACH IS A PEDO TRACK FUCK YOU I HOPE THE FBI RAPES YOU

Is the lobby full?

>>712602826
Full of cunts, yeah

get fucked boshi you smug blue cunt!

why did they bring this track back knowing 24 players would be a thing

>>712602732
I thought i was being cool using a feather at the finish line and smacked into the front board and came crashing down lmfao

I was so confused with the Monty mole ahead of me getting two bills in a row, then I realized he was in last LMAO

>>712602886
lmao I feel your pain god I hate that item

>>712602257
Go back to /jp/, Maridiaper schizo

so whats the "meta" character and kart combination

>>712602826
couple of seats open I think

>>712602886
I always get the feather right before the finish line

>>712603094
the one you like the most

>>712602904

Why are we being bombed wtf

>this sandnigger blowing everyone up

IS THIS IRAN????

>>712603174
Because you are jewish

So basically the first two laps don't matter

>>712603381
Not true, if you can frontrun and then pull a mush or horn to defend from blues

I love birdo so much

why's dino dino jungle so popular

Get fucked wiggler :)

I’m out, forever 8th place is tiresome

>>712603612
>muh Jurassic Park
They’re worse than Star Wars fans

>>712603572
So basically the first two laps don't matter

>>712603817
what do you mean, that's pretty good nig

>>712603817
8th is good in this

FUCK YOU STOP THROWING RED SHELLS AT ME

>>712603895
that was probably me, I threw 4 or so at your bananas

Everyone’s starting to leave

WHERE THE FUCK DID THE BOMB COME FROM

>throw a blue shell lap 1
>know down 3 people into the abyss

nice

>>712604141
Timmy and Cloudy are ruining everyones fun

>>712604141
16/24 is still a good lobby

Why does Rosalina have to be so beautiful

PEDO PEDO PEDO PEDO

>>712604389
I wanna kiss cloudy so bad

I don't understand why this is the pedo track

Fucking kill your self for throwing that blue shell at me

>feather as the last item
T-Thanks, game

>>712604547
it's a boomer track for snes chads

I really don't understand how people stay in front. How does Timmy and Cloudy finish in top places every fucking track.

Sex with daisy

>>712604617
They play vidya more than you

>>712604617
Skill issue, Ive been saying this in every "bagging is OP" thread

>>712604617
just git gud bro

Gay Bowser

>>712604718
how many hours does everyone have now? Ive got 25

>Cloudy intentionally losing to ward off suspicion
Nice try nigger

>>712604808
60 hours

>>712604801
>bags
>gets boo’d and lightning’d
now what

>>712604827
KEK

>>712604827
cloudybros..

Can we just keep doing rainbow road

>>>712604827
>Immediately comes in second
cheating tranny

Ok niggers I’ll see you tomorrow I have to wageslave in the morning

>on today's episode of Totally Not Gay Show

Great fucking toads farthole factory

>>712605286
Stupid wagie lmao

I want to rape Cloudy

>>712605460
How cute is she?

Thoughts on Birdo?

I think I'm tired. Just can't reach the top places anymore.

I hate lightning so fucking much

>>712605516
She has onlyfans

Whoever used that lightning GO SUCK A DICK

Cloudy strikes as me as one of those really thin white boys with a massive, eel-like, tranny cock. Perfect length, girth, texture, and a beautiful bulbous head. Just absolutely suckable.

how do we stop cloudy?

>>712605967
Mario Kart

>>712605974
Murder

Stop talking about yourself by samefagging, you fucking retard. It’s really pathetic.

>>712605974
Post more Rosalina so he'll have to take a fap break

>stealing my mushrooms from the final item box

>>712606187
I'm literally playing the game man I can't stop them

What's the fucking point in racing if I'm just gonna be hit every fucking second. It's like the people in front just aren't getting hit. How the fuck do they even gain the fucking lead and stay there????

>>712606380
Literally just save your mushrooms to cut the biggest corners. That's it

>>712606380
The power of Cloudy's tranny cock.

>>712606380
taking the right routes

>>712606427
You can’t hold on to anything because of stupid fucking lightning bolts

>>712606427
Lightning bolts. So then how are they staying in front.

>>712606535
>>712606603
Works on my machine every time 60% of the time

>>712606535
>>712606603
that's like once or twice a race my dude

>>712606380
>How the fuck do they even gain the fucking lead and stay there????
In this game? you don't. This is the worst mario kart they've ever made.
Just bag it up. The outcome of the race is decided by the amount of mushrooms you get on the final half-lap

Everyone’s gone kek

Does anyone have that mk64 character personality pic?

>>712606693
If that were the case why are timmy and cloudy always at the top more often than not? sounds like cope

Been hosting for 4 and need a break. I'll be on tomorrow if anyone wants to join

>>712606978
been hosting since 4
fucking spelling mistakes ruined my life

>no friend requests
I’ll go kms now

>>712606978
Thanks for hosting bro

>>712607064
I'll be your friend anon gimme yer code.

>>712607089
which player were you, i'll ad ya

I'll bully you guys some more tomorrow please stop calling me a tranny

>>712607064
which player were you, i'll add ya

>>712606936
Individual player skill is still important. They just nerfed how strong front running is, so they get first more often, but they aren't getting first literally 100% of the time like in their mk8 days.

I'm sick of flynn

>>712607173
Teach me how to get better than you.

im getting a yummy pizza as a reward

>>712607431
Fuck you

...pepperoni?

Hope you enjoyed those red shells flynn :)

>all those reds on the final lap
>none of it matters because of a lucky triple shroom

>>712607354
Well start by watching time trial compilations on youtube, people are uploading them daily. Also work on your item play, purely bagging isn't the answer I promise

>>712607659
Thanks. Yeah I feel like that's where I'm going wrong.

>carried my shock to first
>bro immediately passes me
>gets the shock all to himself
kek

>>712589227
how do you jerk off without a phone in the bathroom? weird

>>712607354
NTA but learning how to cut corners is vital. Time trail lines also help with front running.

>>712596310
wario with baby blooper is meta

>>712596310
Wario/Toadetta on the baby blooper are what "pros" are running

Is there a way to have a 2nd account for when 2 friends come to play online on my Switch 2?
I know that Online points are meaningless but still...

Wtf my game crashed

I won and then my game closes due to an error. T-thanks Nintendo.

Oh well, was fun. Later gang.

wow what the fuck

you guys still gaming?

>>712608036
online allows for 2 player bro. Pretty sure it works like 8deluxe

>>712608052
Literally just happened to me!

>>712608101
Yeah but like, 1 of them will play on my ''account points''.
Can I avoid that?

>playing with plugged in pro controller
>accidentally yank docked Switch 2 off TV stand
>dock with Switch 2 in it hit the ground, about a two foot drop, Switch 2 slips out of dock a little
>everything looks fine, no visible damage, but I'm worried the battery or fan might have fucked up or something
How uhhh sturdy are Nintendo consoles these days

>>712608180
They can survive a nuclear war

Well it's 2am guess I'll take the opportunity to stop and get some rest. I'll go make some webms of the stream, see you all tomorrow

>>712608152
If it's like 8 then they'll have separate points

>>712608152
Player 2 won’t have any points, so you won’t have to worry

damn i came too late, ill play tomorrow if you guys are still doing it

>>712607064
I'll send out invites to everyone I played with

>>712607889
why the hell would I jerk off in a bathroom?

>>712608387
Holy shit there's a lot more of you than I planned. Well if you get one you get one

>>712608387
>have requests disabled
oof

>>712608271
>>712608327
- Going online
Player 1 (my account) : xxxx points
Player 2 (Guest) : No points

The thing is that I won't play at all to let them try the game.
So basically, the friend who'll play Player 1... Will handle my points right?

>>712608387
why though? im never ever ever going to gamechat you

>>712608643
Yes

>>712597962
Which course are you drawing? Wanna make sure they're different.

Anyone know boo lets you offroad like older games?

>>712609319
It does

Here's a webm of the crash
4chan really needs to bump that 4MB limit, I'm too lazy to tweak encoder settings

>>712609861
It might just be a memory leak. I turned my console off proper instead of standby.

>>712610152
If that's the case then closing / reopening game should suffice

>>712610152
Why would it affect at least two people at the same time, then?

>>712609308
the one everyone dreads koopa troopa beach

>>712610336
Cause it happened to me at the same time too. I haven't properly powered my Switch 2 off since I've had it. Only kept it in standby.

>>712610892
Are you actually implying that two people ran out of RAM at the exact same time while playing online?