>this is your parties' wizard
wdyd?

>>712575357 (OP)
>cums on your sigil

Win

methromancy is an extremely powerful school of magic

>>712576537
He is literally actually unironically a wizard, I mean he has his own lodge/order/coven

>>712575357 (OP)
Making fun of him because his big hit was stolen from under him and dragged through the mud

>>712576872
he wrote a 1,266 page novel about his hometown. He literally does not care, that stuff is old news.

>>712575357 (OP)
I was quite critic of Alan for most of my life, but with each and every interview he makes; I have slowly realized that he's actually a giga genius and that we should be humbled to have his works still available.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rh70m0QAaeE
Thank you, Alan.

>>712575357 (OP)
If a wizard looks like this instead of a prim and proper robed wizard, I'd be fucking scared shitless.

>>712578702
>1,266 page novel about Northampton
what the absolute fuck

>>712581581
>he hasn’t read the comic Alan Moore made immediately after 9/11 that is supposed to be how 9/11 is bad but keeps going on tangents about why Northampton is awesome

>write a character to "own" the chuds
>chuds glorify it instead

>>712578702
This sounds pathetic and I will mock my party wizard for that as well

>>712582539
Moore secretly likes horsejak, he's just tsundere about it

Moore is right to be jaded and he has written some of the best books in comics but at some point his work stopped being quality, probably around the rape fish comic, and all he has left is his pissy attitude

>>712581581
>he doesn't know about the three pages of a baby choking on a piece of candy

>>712575357 (OP)
Isn't this just Durance?

>>712583565
Nobody played Pillars of Eternity

>>712575357 (OP)
Prepare for the inevitable issue-length rape.

>>712581005
Yeah, he is a visionary and a genius, I reckon. He's also an obnoxious cunt though.

>>712585149
I mean he's a brit, after all.