Tragically, the Switch 2's name is bitterly fitting, with only 2 exclusives released so far--the welcome tour and Mario Kart World. It's even rare for its re-releases to take full advantage of the system's new graphical features.

To the horror of Nintendo fans and gamers everywhere, the Switch 2 may be doomed to the same fate as the PS3 years ago: that of being known for having "no games".

>>712579167 (OP)
Definitve list of never evers on the Nintendo Brick 2 (no games):
>Death Stranding 2
>Clair Obscur: E33
>Ghosts of Yotei
>Pragmata
>Lies of P: Overture
>Metal Gear Solid Delta: Snake Eater
>Silent Hill F
>Hell is Us
>Resident Evil 9
>Lost Soul aside
>Gears of War: Reloaded
>Monster Hunter Wilds
>Stellar Blade
>Like a Dragon: Pirate Yakuza in Hawaii
>Indiana Jones and the Great Circle
>Doom: The Dark Ages
>Elden Ring: Nightrein
>Mafia: The Old Country
>Dying Light: The Beast
>Hell is Us
>Marathon
>Ninja Gaiden 4
>Metal Eden
>Vampire: The Masquerade – Bloodlines 2
>Killing Floor 3
>Grand Theft Auto 6
>Onimusha: Way of the Sword
>The Elder Scrolls 6
>Nioh 3
>Mortal Shell 2

>>712579167 (OP)
Ninty made a huge mistake going with Mario Kart alone for their first release. They really needed a big singleplayer time sink like BoTW.

>>712579393
>Like a Dragon: Pirate Yakuza in Hawaii
Based mention. Went under everyone's radar, but it's probably my favorite game released this year.

>>712579849
Die 0fag

>>712579393
If you're gonna copy/paste this list in every Switch 2 related thread, at least wait for 5 minutes after making a thread and fix this
>Definitve

>>712579167 (OP)
>NOOOOOOOO PEOPLE AREN'T FORCED TO WASTE $500 ON A LOCKED DOWN PIECE OF CRAP THAT'S TERRIBLE
kill yourself

>>712582548
Are you a snoy?

>>712579167 (OP)
It sure seems like a no games system so far. And what did nintendo show in the last two years of switch? Literally nothing. You have to be a cult member these days to care about nintendo.

>>712579167 (OP)
>with only 2 exclusives released so far

Why lie?

>>712579849
>Ninty made a huge mistake going with Mario Kart alone for their first release.

3.5 million Switch 2s sold in the first three days.

80% attach rate for Mario Kart World

Yeah you're bleeding out the ass.

>>712579167 (OP)
>2 exclusives only 1 week after release
damn it has more exclusives than the PS5, which has been out for 5 years now

You know why they call it the switch 2?

Because you play it for a bit and switch 2 a better console

>>712579167 (OP)
>>712579393
based

>>712579393
Implying each of these games won't try brute forcing their game on the switch 2 once everybody and their mother owns one

>>712583815
Former Nintendo and Mario fan here
It blows my mind that since Mario 64/Sunshine/Galaxy they've only released on 3D Mario game in Odyssey, they should have launched Switch 2 with one

>>712579167 (OP)
Yeah, this was a pretty weak launch: I'm going to wait for a new Fire Emblem. Hopefully it will come in a couple years

I'm having a blast.

Mario Kart World
Splatoon Raiders
Pokemon ZA
Donkey Kong Bananza
Metroid Prime 4

More games than the ps5 and we haven’t even had a direct yet. Glad to see you're still seething though makes me laugh. Don't worry one day you'll save up $500 of your own.

>>712579393
Based

YAWN

>>712579167 (OP)

>>712586354
Don't forget Fast Fusion

>>712584089
Something being sold alot doesn't mean the quality is good.
You're gonna tell me marvel slop that sells billions of tickets is good?

>>712584945
Years after everyone’s played it. But hey, seems fitting a tendie cuck would be excited about sloppy seconds

>>712586634
Cant help it, the fast fusion games are soulless.

Fast Fusion and Survival Kids are also exclusives.

>>712586634
Then their video just shits on the image quality.

>>712579393
Why is hell is us twice?

>>712579393
This was posted by a nintendo fanboy listening to kirby's item bounce theme.

Very subtle, very very subtle.

>>712587242
Good thing the game is good too, retard.

>>712579167 (OP)
It is pretty funny seeing so many people already being burnt out playing Mario Kart World and basically not knowing what else to play now. It's still gonna be a while before the next exclusive and everything else are just old ports that they've most likely already played.

>>712586354
I'm not buying a Switch 2 for MP4, I'll happily play it on Switch 1.

>>712588350
>mario kart
>good

>>712588465
Yeah and by that you mean you'll poorly emulate it on ryujinx using your 1070 GPU COPE!

>>712579167 (OP)
These threads baffle me. No one gives a fuck. It’s vacuous as fuck. Anyone who bought a Switch 2 got it purely for Mario Kart and future titles, and in the meantime they can play whatever the fuck is on the Switch’s catalog because it’s backwards compatible. The PS5 has fuckall to play on it too, and the Xbox has been abandoned for PC. Who gives a fuck.

I dont understand why third parties dont release some cool experimental games for a limited exclusive on launch for sony and now nintendo. It seems like an good time to get their fanbases to try out new stuff and get more sales than you usually do. Like Deus x Machina sales were bigger than it would be due to nintendies being desperate for more games on the switch 1

>>712586317
>buy a $600 Mario Kart machine
>the only thing you can play is Mario Kart
>"I-I'm having fun!"
Lmao.

>>712586354
>Mario Kart World
>Splatoon Raiders
>Pokemon ZA
>Donkey Kong Bananza
>Metroid Prime 4
>More games than the ps5

Holy shit your right.
My god sony sucks

>>712589018
>The PS5 has fuckall to play on it too
They're actually getting new games though, third party or first party.
In a few weeks they're getting Death Stranding 2 and then after summer game fest and a bunch got announced like Ninja Gaiden 4 and Silent Hill f, where the switch 2 logo for those? Not even Persona 4 remake got one for it.
Then GTA6 is coming out next year and is basically gonna kill Switch 2 momentum.

>>712589562
It's a "play switch 1 games with decent performance" machine too.
Not as good as yuzu, but WAY better than the OG switch in many cases.

>>712584089
That's a lot of Switches being shelved for at least a month, considering MKW's lack of content.

>>712579167 (OP)
Translation: I chose this over gay shota porn! Gimme more exclusives Nintendo! DO IT NOW!

You fetuses are so impatient. Check how many robot masters don't have net navi counterparts (that's from the Mega Man franchise in case you're too young to remember). and then come back to me about waiting.
>>712579393
I don't know what Expedition 33 is, but it looks like donkey butt.

>>712589860
>Not as good as yuzu,
>PC still plays Nintendo games better than their own proprietary hardware

>>712579393
Amazing. Every game you just mentioned is sewage. Now I feel even more good about buying a Switch 2. Thanks!

>>712590486
>Sour graping this hard

>>712590302
>PC still plays Nintendo games
I would tell you do don't drop the soap, but you've already proven you're into that.

>>712590627
>PC still plays Nintendo games
>I would tell you do don't drop the soap, but you've already proven you're into that.
What did he mean by this?

>>712590589
If by sour graping you mean winning, then I concur. Do you even like video games, or do you just like wasting money on flavors of the week? Stay salty.

>>712590997
What video games do you like?
Please, share your tastes with the audience.

>>712579167 (OP)
>Switch 2 has almost no exclusives
>newly released system has few games
I am... SHOCKED!!!

>Almost
I like how OP acknowledged Mario Kart World; a system seller and enough reason for a purchase.

>>712590779
It means pirating games is illegal so if you pirate games you risk getting arrested. If you drop the soap in prison, you risk getting raped in the ass. But you're a PCfag thus you're cool another man having intercourse with you.

>>712591164
Mega Man
>B-but Mega Man is d-
Your boos mean nothing. I've seen what makes you cheer.

>>712591278
Can you please point to all the arrests and hard jail time given to people committing the truly wretched sin of pirating video games. And explain to me how such an abominable act has become so commonplace in this day and age?

ONE GAME I DON'T KNOW WHY
STARTING TO REGRET NOT BUYING PS5
KEEP THAT IN MIND THAT I WAITED IN LINE AT BEST BUY FOR 5 HOURS
(All I know...)
OLED IS A VALUABLE THING
WATCH THE SCREEN FLICKER ON THE LCD
BING AND WAHOO TO THE END OF THE DAY WITH ONE GAME TO PLAY
(It's so unreal...)
85 PRO CONTROL
585 FOR THE WHOLE BUNDLE
THEN ANOTHER 10 FOR A TECH DEMO
I WASTED IT ALL JUST FOR MAR-I-OOOOO
I KEEP MY SWITCH 2 INSIDE, AND EVEN THOUGH I TRY IT'LL STILL FALL APART
OLED BEFORE LCD WILL EVENTUALLY BE A MEMORY OF A TIME
I SHILLED SO HARD FOR MARIO KART
CAUSE IN THE END, IT'S MY ONLY GAME
BING BING WAHOO IS NOTHING NEW
BUT IN THE END, IT'S STILL MY ONLY GAME
https://youtu.be/4XjHAmlYlvw?

>>712591580
The left can't meme

>>712586317
Mario Kart is shit.

>>712586317
these graphics look fucking TERRIBLE, how do these jews have the nerve to charge 80 bucks for this? my god

>>712591565
Hey, that's a lot of words. Too bad I ain't reading them. Enjoy your flavors of the month, faggot.

>>712579393
>all these poor performing multiplats
>Unreleased games
>And fucking NuDoom
JUST

I was burned pretty hard by buying a Wii U and the switch was absolutely barren after its early years. Despite having good games. No way in hell I’m buying a switch 2. I’ll just keep pirating old gamecube and Wii games

>>712591768
I accept your concession. Thank you.

>>712579167 (OP)
Exclusives don't define the entire console fags

>>712591428
>Quoting Rick and Morty
You could of just left it at Mega Man, anon.

>>712592323
Then why own one?

>>712591428
If you like Mega Man so much, why'd you spend $500 on a Switch 2?

>>712592323
But everything else is last gen sloppy seconds.

>>712579167 (OP)
>make more powerful console to open the door to third parties
>they dont bite
Lmao

>nintendo won bros
tendies buying tears of the stutters again for the switch 2

>>712592323
It does if your Nintendo. It’s been this way for years. The original Switch had great exclusives until animal crossing shit the bed.

>>712582853
exclusives are bad for players regardless of platform
you should kill yourself

>>712592764
Well there was Mario Odyssey, which in my opinion was alright on the first go but had no staying power and i never picked it back up after finishing it. BotW was good, but i actually played that on the Wii U so i'm not gonna count it as an exclusive. Then there's Smash Ultimate, which was alright but besides it's huge roster, it felt kinda light on the content. Am i missing anything else? Because that's only two games.

>>712592323
Coping.

>>712592764
It does for all of them; PS and Xbox not having them are defined with lower selling systems and struggling with adoption.

>>712593327
PS and Xbox are still able to play all the big new releases still appeal to people too lazy or retarded to build a PC. Like me.
Due to using previous-gen hardware, Switch-era Nintendo rides and dies by it's exclusives and handheld capacities, which doesn't fare well considering all their exclusives are fucking spin-offs and the system itself is bulkier and has a shorter battery life than it's predecessor.

>>712594195
>PS and Xbox are still able to play all the big new releases still appeal to people too lazy or retarded to build a PC
Which is a minority therefore PS and Xbox's worth comes from being a multiplat machine and those aren't systems seller when most have the appliance (PC) at home and may already be able to play it instead of buying a ps/xbox. PS and Xbox, the latter since its very inception, denied the reality that consoles live and die through their software. This is why Nintendo thrives; they always knew, refused to change this approach no matter how much shit they got from every flank (western journos and audience) because short term profits are never worth if they can become a risk in the long term (this is where xbox and ps are currently).

>>712594635
>people too lazy or retarded to build a PC
>Which is a minority

>>712594820
Yes. I'm one and even lazier to get a PS5 or Xbox because modern gaming ain't worth that much of a bother. You think gaymin pc are the majority of the PC as a platform?

>>712595004
>Yes. I'm one and even lazier to get a PS5 or Xbox because modern gaming ain't worth that much of a bother.
That ain't laziness though, that's just rightfully acknowledging that gaming as a whole has gotten much worse. Especially in regards to Nintendo's releases. Ever since Iwata's death they've lost everything that made their games interesting.

>>712586397
>60 minutes of exclusive gameplay *timed exclusive
Is this parody? PS5fags can play it at 12:00am and PCfags have to wait until 1:00?

It also has Fast Fusion.

>>712595476
>that's just rightfully acknowledging that gaming as a whole has gotten much worse. Especially in regards to Nintendo's releases.
My lad, I've been in that boat since the 7th generation while, I wouldn't be surprised, you only thought about it when it became bad enough for you to notice.

>Ever since Iwata's death they've lost everything that made their games interesting.
Not quite. Nintendo is still way ahead the rest even if the general ABSOLUTE state of gaming has permeated into them as well when it comes to quality. But hey, we had good ol' nintendo soul with Miitopia. I thought that would never happen in modern times but it did.

>>712579167 (OP)
I don't get it, why don't nintendo make some games? What's the point of a game console that doesn't have any games? Shouldn't they have thought to make some games...?

>>712591793
>No way in hell I’m buying a switch 2. I’ll just keep pirating old gamecube and Wii games
I started getting into the ps2. It has games.

>>712579167 (OP)
It's starts with...

>>712595673
>Nintendo is still way ahead the rest
Their best days are behind them. Go retro

>>712590486
>Yip yip, yip yip, yip, YIPPPP!!

>>712586354
I hope splatoon raiders is at least decent. as good as splatoon's core gameplay is the single player content has been really poor. They really haven't seemed to have any idea how to utilize the series for singleplayer

>>712588453
it's a real shame nintendo didn't bother to make any new games to go with switch 2, they could have garnered a lot of players during this period

>>712595838
>Their best days are behind them
This is not bound with being bad, which is the mistake you're making.

>Go retro
No. I never left to begin with.

>>712596023
Retard snoy

>>712595796
ONE GAME I DON'T KNOW WHY
STARTING TO REGRET NOT BUYING PS5
KEEP THAT IN MIND THAT I WAITED IN LINE AT BEST BUY FOR 5 HOURS
(All I know...)
OLED IS A VALUABLE THING
WATCH THE SCREEN FLICKER ON THE LCD
BING AND WAHOO TO THE END OF THE DAY WITH ONE GAME TO PLAY
(It's so unreal...)
85 PRO CONTROL
585 FOR THE WHOLE BUNDLE
THEN ANOTHER 10 FOR A TECH DEMO
I WASTED IT ALL JUST FOR MAR-I-OOOOO
I KEEP MY SWITCH 2 INSIDE, AND EVEN THOUGH I TRY IT'LL STILL FALL APART
OLED BEFORE LCD WILL EVENTUALLY BE A MEMORY OF A TIME
I SHILLED SO HARD FOR MARIO KART
CAUSE IN THE END, IT'S MY ONLY GAME
BING BING WAHOO IS NOTHING NEW
BUT IN THE END, IT'S STILL MY ONLY GAME

>>712592667
The thing is third parties know their games won't really sell all that well on the Switch. Only first parties does and even then some that are not in the Mario/Kiddie games bubble sell like shit, like Astral Chain, Bayonetta 3, the Xenoblade games and even Metroid.
Third parties try all of this time and effort to optimize and port the games to their weaker hardware only to see the games not selling as well and not seeing it worth the effort anymore.

>>712596143
>This is not bound with being bad, which is the mistake you're making.
That sounds like cope to me.
The fact of the matter is that due to the Switch's success after the abysmal performance of the Wii U, Nintendo has bled it's creativity for playing it safe. Because BotW was a huge hit, You'll be getting nothing but BotW spin-offs and sandbox-slop. Because the Mario movie was a huge hit, all Mario characters and marketing are being retooled to resemble the movie.
Not to mention Nintendo has been emboldened into far more malicious business practices, both in regards to suing fans and competitors as well as trying to turn their IPs into "Premium Brands" by overcharging for lazily made products.
There's absolutely no reason why the Switch 2 needs to be $450 (same price as a PS5 Slim) when it's using outdated technology and can only play previous-gen games.
There's absolutely no reason why Mario Kart World needs to be $80, especially when they admitted they're only charging more due to it's branding.

>>712579167 (OP)
>Need to pay to learn that mouse's used to contain a ball
Wow...

>Need to pay to learn that mouses used to contain a ball
Wow...

>>712600264
The fact that they're using corporate-art representations of the consumer over Miis is proof Nintendo's lost all sense of soul.

>>712586634
I legitimately feel nothing for these games. Even the name sounds uninspired. I don't even think its a bad series, its just so fucking boring. Wipeout was better, and F-Zero was better then Wipeout but Nintendo has opted to abandon that series entirely (no, 99 does NOT count since that game is going to be gone the moment Nintendo arbitrarily decides to kill it.)

>>712586354
Five games, and none of them are appealing to me. What a fucking joke

>>712597015
This post made me smile. Good work.

>>712584089
>80% attach rate for the only game on the console
whoa...

>PS5
900$ (800$ console + 100$ online) for 480p 35 fps and zero games
>Xbox
850$ (730$ console + 120$ for online) for 360p 25 fps and zero games
>Steam Deck
PC but with 50% performance for 90% price
>Switch 2
470$ (450$ console + 20$ online) for 4k 60 fps for shitload of kino games

is this the controversial marketing switch 2 shill thread?

>>712579393
jesus christ
how is it possible to get this btfo?

>>712579393
Why do keep listing pc games?
Us tendies own a pc aswell.

>>712605237
Not anymore! New Tendie manifesto calls for denouncing all PC gamers as "PC Vegans" "Steamies" and "Decklets"
Also, all pre-Switch Nintendo consoles are also verboten, and anyone who complains about modern Nintendo will be labeled as a "Snoy."

>>712579167 (OP)
I remember seeing a thread exactly like this when the Switch came out. I even remember people pulling the "you spent (console price) + (game price) to play launch game" card, as if the console was bought exclusively for that and not as a long term investment
History loves repeating itself

It feels weird playing Bravely Default again after so long, relying on summon attacks to kill stuff above my punching weight, trying to bumrush the accessory shop so I can get my fucking Growth Egg, it feels weird starting from zero and I'm curious if the game has been rebalanced with the understanding that Bravely Second is no longer a mechanic

>>712596894
what, because you don't think if they made a game to go with launch that people wouldn't be playing it rn? dummy

>>712579167 (OP)
Wrong retard it has three
https://www.konami.com/games/shinepost/
And this is full price and japs are calling it kamige, too bad you're an EOP