Thread 712582132

>Too sick for school
>Too sick for videogames

TOO SICK FOR PRAYER WOOOH-OOOH WOOOOH-OOHHH

>>712582132 (OP)
penny barber

You don't stay home from school when you're stick because you're too weak, you stay home so that the other students don't get infected.

>>712582132 (OP)
Half of her videos are creepy diaper shit.

I miss my mom

i do not miss my mom, she was a crazy bitch

>>712582132 (OP)
>this pornwhore that makes diaper and incest porn is legally allowed to raise children and is currently doing so
Obscene and disturbing.

Meanwhile you'll have yours taken off you if you don't let them troon out.
Fucking farce.

>>712583465
Thanks

>>712584238
>>712584483
>Not wanting mommy to change your dipe

Are you gay?

Anyone else hate the fact that 90% of the hot girls with big tits in porn do exclusively solo and lesbo shit?
Is it cause they know they have leverage over the producers being easily the hottest girls in the company so they just get to do whatever they want?

>>712582132 (OP)
That's dumb. Being sick is miserable. I'd let a kid play games just so he could get his mind off of being sick if he was actually sick and not pretending.

>>712584830
>solo and lesbo shit
That's good. Why would I wanna play cuck and watch another guy fuck her?

>>712582132 (OP)
thats a 40 year old man

>>712584830
solo is unacceptable but lesbians are fine, if theyre merely hot and not sexy then it wont be worth watching anyway

The absolute state of mommy porn

>Xev and Tara have retired

The rest are either;
>look like dogs
>look like they're 22
>have terrible production quality
>use a dildo they can't keep out of frame
>throw in a bunch of other fetishes that are too much even for incest fans

If it wasn't for JAV I would have abandoned this fetish entirely.

>>712582132 (OP)
Now i like Penny Barber, i do. But Sydney Paige - now THAT'S a milf

>>712584936
She's not THAT ugly

>>712584830
That's the best kind of porn though. What are you gay?

>>712582132 (OP)
don’t forgot
>you can only watch educational programs

Bless the gods I don't know what you freaks are talking about

>>712586852
>he doesn't know

>>712582132 (OP)
>Tell mom I'm sick
>End up missing penis inspection day
>Principal calls and tells mom it's half of my grade
>Mom has to do it and record it as proof
>Take it to school principal next day
>It "accidentally" gets played on morning announcements
I can't be the only person, right?

>>712586782
school-library stack of national geographics here i come

>>712584830
Solo female is the only straight porn. You want to watch a man fucking someone?

>>712587320
other men, yes, but only on tuesdays and thursdays

>Too sick to fight WW3 for Israel
>Too sick for videogames

>taking a comfy bath
>tired after a long gaming sesh
>suddenly mom joins me
>starts laughing at it again
bro i swear..

>>712582132 (OP)
Genuinely curious, why do so many men have mommy fetishes now? Especially in the past few years, anytime you see a busty woman on social media, all the comments are "mommy."

>>712587595
Genuine answer, it's all safe horny. Zoomers don't want to be outed for liking lolicon shit or anything that isn't socially acceptable so they have to constantly yell on the rooftops about milf hags so nobody would think they wish to date anyone with an age gap younger than themselves.

>>712584795
>>penny: okay sweety, you're going to pretend to be my pickle Rick dildo okay?

>>712587595
What >>712587983 said + the desire to feel like part of the in group or club.

>>712587983
wtf this makes no fucking sense at all. You're trying to tell us that zoomers are too afraid to be pedos so they instead make people believe that they like older women? You know how retarded you sound you fucking retard? My god I only see this kind of stuff here

>>712587595
>>712587983
This is true, it's also about letting others know you're submissive, which is generally seen as less threatening and not at all associated with the "toxic alpha male" mentality

>>712585276
Lovely Lilith is OK and has huge tits. Desspite her shitty production quality.

>>712587153
Wait, your morning announcements had fucking video?

>>712588118
>>712588158
oh you gotta be joking

>Anon! You need to get off your game and clean your room!
>I can smell it from the halls!
How do you respond with out sounding mad?

>>712587595
Modern women are so masculine and toxic that a woman acting womanly is seen as an extreme perversion.
>>712587983
No I just like hags.

>>712587505
code

>>712582132 (OP)
That was actually my own policy whenever I skived off. It was a weird code-of-honour sort of thing, if I took the day off pretending to be sick I'd take it upon myself to act the part properly, at least through enough of the day that I could realistically have recovered and be back in form.

>>712587153
Why does ringo look so unhappy?

>>712587983
lol this is definitely not it, it's because men are more insecure and don't know how to take charge. Plus a lot of modern porn has women in charge and it's propagated through memes and social media. There's a million "mommies" on tik tok and instagram.
>safe horny
What a joke, that's retarded. Especially because lolicon shit also increased a lot in the past years.

>>712588130
Most people here see any given thing that stands out and immediately trip over themselves trying to link it to their narrative.

>>712584920
It's because boomer parents were retarded sociopaths that thought everyone was like them. You say you're sick? You must be lying. You look sick? You must be acting. Forcing you to be miserable the entire day is them thinking they're calling your bluff.

>>712587983
>Everyone is secretly a pedo like me.
No, you fucking retard.
You were actually close in your reasoning though.
It's because mommy fetishes are more acceptable, so people with them will happily expose themselves, while other degenerates won't.

Same thing with foot fetishes versus, say, a scat fetish.

>>712587983
i've had a mommy fetish before I even knew what loli was. what now armchair-kun?

>>712588295
Too big

>>712588579
>>712588582
>unhhh yeah I love varicose veins and crows feet. oh I love calloused feet with a side of shingles
Uh huh sure. Kill yourselves you fucking cowards.

>>712587595
>all those other retarded posts
Jesus. I sometimes forget this place is full of schizo basement dwelling mongrols.
The "mommy" fetish thing is nothing more than some men who are so devoid of positive feminine attention they fetishize the only positive female attention they know. Their mothers. Now this isn't to say they want to "fuck" their moms, its more they can't mentally imagine what positive feminine attention would really be like so they just insert motherly attention into their sexual fantasies.

>>712588702
pedophilia is NOT acceptable of 4chan, sweaty. time for you to leave.

>>712587505
>Have a wal growth chart of my weenus
>Never grow since 5th grade
>Mom laughs and says you're just like dad

>>712588723
yeah that's pretty much it. I know because that's kind of how I feel about my mommy fetish.

>>712588823
>sisters over hear her and laugh too

>>712588702
boob veins are hot but the real key with visible age is additional comfort that they aren't silicone augmented lizardmen.

>>712584926
>>712587320
so in your gay projection, you assume the girl is yours. so you're already a cuck having a whore that whores out for everyone on the internet

>>712588702
>I love varicose veins
Yes
>Crows feet
Yes
>Calloused feet
Fucking yes, step on me mommy.
>shingles
What the fuck are you talking about, retard?
Anyways, all of that are physical features I only find attractive because they're attached to a woman with more life experience than me and isn't some shy, subtle bitch, but a woman who knows what she wants and can take what she wants.

>>712588870
>Sister shows how big hers is

>>712587983
>Zoomers don't want to be outed for liking lolicon shit or anything that isn't socially acceptable
That's literally 98% of people. Not just zoomers. I don't know if you guys here are aware of it, but the vast majority of people aren't very fond of the sexualization of children. I don't understand how this is nor could be so bewildering to you all.

>>712588936
well you seem easy to "take" you little slutty boy

>>712588870
>>712589020
the one in the middle probably is male yes

>>712587595
Because they want warmth and love and they're not getting it currently.

>>712582132 (OP)
>Just well enough to show you what the internet calls rawdog painal.

>>712587153
My teacher did my penis inspection and then coined the nickname "shorty" for me which stuck until graduation.

>>712589046
Doesn't make what he said about it being a cringe form of virtue signaling any less true.

>>712588130
I'm saying people get "cancelled" for a 6 year age gap and they want to come off as non-threatening as possible to any women or people following their content. Even though when they fetishize "mommies" it comes off like incest so it ends up getting banned like when the words "mommy" and "daddy" got banned off of patreon

>>712588295
Same bro. I pretty much like everything.

>>712588425
It has increased but so has the hatred for it because people know what the fuck it is now. I agree the submissive part has something to do with it. Men can't even ask a woman out now without feeling pressure and fear.

>>712584830
Good thing I'm into flat chicks getting pied. They go the extra mile because they're supposedly undesirable

>>712589205
>I'm saying people get "cancelled" for a 6 year age gap and they want to come off as non-threatening as possible to any women or people following their content. Even though when they fetishize "mommies" it comes off like incest so it ends up getting banned like when the words "mommy" and "daddy" got banned off of patreon
Bullshit. The amount of mental gymnastic here is hilarious

>>712588932
Yes, fantasizing and jerking off to a girl is a lot easier to do when you're not watching her get fucked by another guy at the same time.

>>712589181
My uncle did mine, he then took picture for school verification and tried to email it to them but it accidentally got sent to president Obama. He addressed it infront of congress on Cspan. They called it the wittle weenie speech.

>>712582132 (OP)
to be fair when I'm actually sick I feel so tired and wasted I don't feel like even playing videogames which is my favorite thing

>>712584926
For the same reason you root for the protagonist in a movie - you relate and project your experiences onto him and imagine the same thing happening to you.
If it's just the girl there's no one there for me to project myself onto and it leaves the whole thing feeling hollow.
As much as people meme on it this is also why I hate plot-less porn, I need context in order to get properly invested.

>>712589053
Very easy.

>>712589374
I remember that day

>>712582132 (OP)
>millennial and boomer's problems
lol

My mom played videogames with me if I was too sick for school. She used to be kind of a gamer back in the early 00s when I was born. She was born in 1988 btw, and I'm 20.

stop having boomer dads.

>>712587505
CODE

>>712589406
>I need context in order to get properly invested.
I agree with you there, friends turned lesbian or an innocent massage getting frisky are my go-tos

ugh it's too hot to jerk off.

>>712589205
>but so has the hatred for it
that applies to anything that gets big, doesn't mean shit it's still being produced in mass
>>712588310
>>712589531
gvh-728

>>712588130
>are too afraid to be pedos
No, they are afraid to lust after young fertile women who are submissive and small, like a normal man would want his woman to be.

>>712589575
>The sheer amount of incest and "step-sister"/"step-mom" bizarre roleplay
this has to fucking stop
why is there so much of it
who is watching these

>>712589520
Say "mother", boy. Not "mom". Its time to grow up and act like a man or get the fuck off 4chan till your old enough

>>712588280
>50 minutes of RP buildup
>jerks you off for 30 seconds at the end

and we loved it

>>712584926
>>712586749
>>712587320
Faggots the lot of you for focusing on the guys.

>>712589856
idk, if you are a big man all women are small and thus submissive

>>712590039
Exactly. So they have to pretend they like a woman because she is old and big and mommy and not for normal reasons.

>>712589857
Idk I like those too

>>712590123
nothing wrong with putting babies in fertile ladies but if its just that creepy JOI humiliation shit sounds like soul cancer.