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Anonymous
6/14/2025, 12:55:17 AM No.712582642
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Is this the worst retcon in video game history?
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Anonymous
6/14/2025, 12:57:03 AM No.712582750
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Burial at sea.
They managed to retcon a shit story into an even worse story somehow.
Warcraft was always shit but not to Infiniteโ€™s degree
Anonymous
6/14/2025, 12:57:18 AM No.712582768
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>>712582642 (OP)
Not even close
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Anonymous
6/14/2025, 1:00:56 AM No.712583018
>>712582768
Nah. Nosgoth appeared and then was cast into the Abyss. Nobody even considers its existence.
Anonymous
6/14/2025, 1:01:15 AM No.712583039
>>712582768
there's nothing that could make it actually worse than the plothole-ridden turd it was by the end of SR2
Anonymous
6/14/2025, 1:01:45 AM No.712583078
>>712582768
Nosgoth was great game that failed for trying to be memesports
Blizzard tried making hots memesports and failed as well
Anonymous
6/14/2025, 1:02:00 AM No.712583094
>>712582642 (OP)
Yes, they made every central plot since the inception of the series actually totally the super duper top secret plan of this guy who no one gave a shit about
Anonymous
6/14/2025, 1:02:55 AM No.712583170
>>712582642 (OP)
WoW is built almost entirely on retcons. I quit way before that expack, but from what I've read, it wasn't even particularly bad. Basically just made so all the previous events were part of his "plan". There's been worse case when retcons literally changed previously established events. Like the whole Sargeras/Nathrezim corruption and the inception of the Burning Legion. Or, hell, resurrecting Illidan as loot pinata in TBC, when Arthas killed him at the end of TFT.
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Anonymous
6/14/2025, 1:03:14 AM No.712583190
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>>712582642 (OP)
No lmao.
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Anonymous
6/14/2025, 1:04:18 AM No.712583257
>>712582642 (OP)
Why what happened? Wasn't he supposed to be the big bad of WoW or something?
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Anonymous
6/14/2025, 1:04:43 AM No.712583283
>>712582642 (OP)
Yes, they ruined literally the entire story, dating back three decades. They haven't really retconned it, but since getting rid of that writing team they have made almost no mention of Shadowlands or anything related to it.
Anonymous
6/14/2025, 1:04:45 AM No.712583287
>>712583190
Tell me thats another Exo and not Cade, haven't played since they fucked with enemy base stats to make streamers happy.
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Anonymous
6/14/2025, 1:04:46 AM No.712583291
>>712582642 (OP)
Wotlk was. No wait, tbc was
Anonymous
6/14/2025, 1:06:06 AM No.712583375
>>712582642 (OP)
The story has been ruined since Burning Crusade so who gives a fuck.
Anonymous
6/14/2025, 1:07:25 AM No.712583458
>>712583257
Sargeras was basically the big-bad of Warcraft since the original game. They got rid of him at the end of Legion. Then in Shadowlands, we got... Super Sargeras, who was puppeteering everyone all along through 4D, also please ignore all of the plotholes this opens up.
Anonymous
6/14/2025, 1:07:41 AM No.712583475
>>712583170
>There's been worse
Not really. Making almost every event in how's history be a part of his glorious keikaku shifts everything into a different, more retarded light.
Illidan coming back from the dead can be somewhat reasonable compared to j'lor and doesn't change literally every other plot line and character action in the franchises history.
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Anonymous
6/14/2025, 1:07:48 AM No.712583483
>>712583287
It's Saint 14 and Osiris. The two dudes that were referred to as brothers before that shit.
Anonymous
6/14/2025, 1:08:05 AM No.712583505
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I stopped playing wow when Burning Crusade came out and they made the Blood Elves a Horde faction for no reason and then also made it so they couldn't be warriors. A fucking GNOME can be a warrior, but a blood elf can't? Fuck that. I cancelled my subscription.

So I don't know what the jailer is really. I know of it, by name, and that it has something to do with the Lich King, but that's it.
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Anonymous
6/14/2025, 1:10:44 AM No.712583674
>>712582642 (OP)
Was he responsible for the Old Gods, too? I know they had him be the fuck that corrupted Sargeras.
Anonymous
6/14/2025, 1:11:44 AM No.712583750
>>712583475
It might be retarded writing, but it's not the worst retcon. It's barely a retcon even. It's more of an asspull. Like JoJo writing. Where you can have an entire chapter explaining how the events of the previous chapter were an elaborate trap laid out by one character that his opponent fell into. It doesn't change the previous events, but reveals new facts that were obscured from the reader/player until now.
Anonymous
6/14/2025, 1:19:51 AM No.712584343
>>712583505
>for no reason
Garithos and his shenanigans.
It's more appalling that kael decided to throw in his lot with Satan Jr.
Anonymous
6/14/2025, 1:27:22 AM No.712584868
>>712583505
he's the secret ancient evil responsible for 80-90% of warcraft. Like he forged frostmourne and the helm and dreadlords are secretly a creation of one of his lackeys so he's partly behind the legion too. He also can predict the future to the point he used it to recruit sylvanas by telling her what was going to happen
All to overclock this device of an ancienter creator race and remake reality in his image
but then ACTUALLY its revealed at the last minute he was doing it do prepare the entire universe and all the different planes for some mysterious threat
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Anonymous
6/14/2025, 1:30:35 AM No.712585101
>>712584868
yeah that's about as gay and retarded as I expected
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Anonymous
6/14/2025, 1:39:19 AM No.712585736
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>>712585101
shadowlands in general felt like the newer devs trying to lay claim to as much as possible. the "you made this? I made this" comic/meme
like there's an afterlife thats just the secret origin of the scourge and their architecture instead of the scourge just being zombies with architecture inspired by war of the spider
Anonymous
6/14/2025, 1:58:53 AM No.712587138
>>712583475
>Making almost every event in how's history be a part of his glorious keikaku
the jailer wasnt planning shit. he tried to infiltrate every powerful group with the hopes of eventually using that group to free himself
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Anonymous
6/14/2025, 1:59:32 AM No.712587184
>>712583170
>Like the whole Sargeras/Nathrezim corruption and the inception of the Burning Legion.
Now the Naztherim are pawns of the Jailer who deliberately corrupted themselves with Fel so they could corrupt Sargeras so he would lead the eventual invasions of Azeroth and etc etc

Metzen simply forgot the Eredar were one of the two species who corrupted Sargeras when he wrote the Draenei. This is deliberately changing it.
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Anonymous
6/14/2025, 2:02:44 AM No.712587446
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Imagine having to be a writer for a project that:
>has no endpoint, there must always be a new chapter
>no way to know how many patches you will even have to explain your story within an expansion
>need to shoehorn increasing amounts of gay shit in there to satisfy Cali progressives
>must conform to a two faction embedded element of the game, no matter how little sense it makes
>might have to write unfathomably gay stuff around a game mechanic that some other retarded devs thought up

You couldn't make anything good. Your soul would be raped and dead from week one.
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Anonymous
6/14/2025, 2:04:55 AM No.712587626
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Anonymous
6/14/2025, 2:05:56 AM No.712587708
>>712587446
They need GODA
Anonymous
6/14/2025, 2:06:21 AM No.712587740
>>712587446
They solved that problem by having writers who's souls are already dead and raped.
Anonymous
6/14/2025, 2:07:59 AM No.712587876
>>712587446
>must conform to a two faction embedded element of the game, no matter how little sense it makes
The whole two faction thing hasn't mattered since Battle for Azeroth.
Anonymous
6/14/2025, 2:08:07 AM No.712587885
>>712582642 (OP)
the entirety of Mortal Kombat's story
I mean, is not like it was that great but they have rebooted the game like 3 fucking times to tell the exact same shitty story
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Anonymous
6/14/2025, 2:08:49 AM No.712587946
>>712584868
old lore
>the dreadlords made frostmourne
new lore
>some guy made the dreadlords and frostmourne
omg...epic lorerape...this freaking sucks!

>he's partly behind the legion too. He also can predict the future to the point he used it to recruit sylvanas by telling her what was going to happen
the guy whos manipulating the legion told sneedvanus "sargeras will stab the planet"??? holy shit theres no way he could have known that.....he can see the future somehow?!?!?

wow players are retarded lmao
Anonymous
6/14/2025, 2:10:51 AM No.712588093
>>712587885
Time travel and multiverses are the two story telling devices that should be globally banned for all eternity at this point.
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Anonymous
6/14/2025, 2:11:42 AM No.712588160
Someone post the Chef Arthas image that one always makes me smile.
Anonymous
6/14/2025, 2:16:23 AM No.712588501
>>712583505
>for no reason and then also made it so they couldn't be warriors. A fucking GNOME can be a warrior,

This was actually cool as fuck in concept making them only be the mana using classes since Blood elves are addicted to magic, but...they then fuck this up allowing them to be rouges

Also awful example because Gnomes shouldn't be able to be warriors/rouges due to a 3ft midget being useless in melee (And thus a good contrast to the Blood elf) you faggot but should've always had hunter/priest instead

And dont get me started on female Nelf druids. WoW classes were mostly soulful but had some really gay shit decisions, much like the game as a whole.
Anonymous
6/14/2025, 2:16:57 AM No.712588541
>>712587138
>Manipulated Sylvanas into creating a rift to the Shadowlands by destroying the Helm of Domination
>Manipulated the Kyrian (Spirit Healers) into helping him by sending them Uther
>Sylvanas and Uther are special because part of their souls belong to him due to them being slain by Frostmourne
>the Helm of Domination and Frostmourne were created by the Dreadlords, who work for him
>Mal'ganis manipulated Arthas into becoming Lich King
>Dreadlords manipulated Sargeras into turning evil and creating the Legion
>the Legion corrupt the Orcs and Ner'zhul becomes the Lich King when given the Crown and Frostmourne by the Dreadlords
>Ner'zhul is a boss in Sanctum of Domination and says he was a pawn all along
>Sargeras corrupted Argus, the world soul of the Eredar homeworld, over thousands of years
>when Argus was slain his soul's corruption knocked out the Arbiter, sending all souls to the Maw, the Jailer's realm
Seems like he was planning it all the entire time
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Anonymous
6/14/2025, 2:18:11 AM No.712588637
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>>712588093
>Time travel and multiverses
The second worse lore rape expansion
Anonymous
6/14/2025, 2:23:44 AM No.712589041
>>712583170
>>712587184
>Blizzard wants playable Tieflings
>Rather than make a Tiefling, they decide to use Eredar, despite the Eredar being a big bad race that corrupted a literal god and all the good ones left on Draenor got corrupted into Lost Ones/Broken

>Have to ass pull a retcon saying "actually sargeras corrupted them and a few good guys got away"

>This all could have been avoided if they just made a new tiefling race from scratch
What possessed them to do this
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Anonymous
6/14/2025, 2:25:54 AM No.712589191
>>712589041
Metzen forgot he wrote that in the first place and it was such a footnote nobody corrected him until they were balls deep in making the art/assets
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Anonymous
6/14/2025, 2:26:32 AM No.712589241
>>712588541
Why did this have to be the story.

Sylvanas breaking open a portal to the afterlife and we go adventuring and tumbling through hell and all the different afterlives was a cool idea

There was no need to put a big bad "I was secretly planning all this" at the centre of it. Hell/Afterlife is a dangerous and scary enough setting as it is.

Sylvanas should have been the big bad
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Anonymous
6/14/2025, 2:28:29 AM No.712589380
>>712589191
This is the most likely answer. There no way it was on purpose.

But what confuses me is literally all we know of the Eredar is Kil'Jaedan/Archimonde and maybe some other lesser eredar in WC3? Plus the broken/lost ones in WC3 too.

Why would they pick THIS race, of all races, to make a playable version of?
At that point in WoW's writing, that was like picking a Titan and making tiny versions of it playble, or an old god.
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Anonymous
6/14/2025, 2:31:27 AM No.712589580
>>712589380
>This is the most likely answer.
He said as much himself
https://www.bluetracker.gg/wow/topic/us-en/10271194-metzen-on-lore-5-15-2006/
Anonymous
6/14/2025, 2:33:52 AM No.712589772
>>712582642 (OP)
Dark delicious black nipples!
Anonymous
6/14/2025, 2:34:59 AM No.712589851
>>712588541
1. yes, the jailers plan was "break free eventually". it doesnt mean every single step was meticulously planned. stuff happened, he responded and adapted his plans to what was happening
2. you realize his entire lich king plot failed right?
>get nerzhul to put on helm of domination
>plan is to use nerzhul to build icc/soul forge to suck out azeroths soul, then tell him to rip helmet in half to open the rift to shadowlands
>nerzhul resists the helm
>jailer needs a new lich king
>"hey i can destabilize the existing kingdoms of azeroth by tricking this prince into being my pawn, hmm think ill make a sword that eats his soul and anyone he kills, then i can manipulate people he kills into doing stuff for me lol"
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Anonymous
6/14/2025, 2:36:33 AM No.712589976
>>712589241
it had to be that story because final fantasy just released a huge 3 expansion arc story that was really well received. wow tried to claim they were doing the same thing. also steve danuser is a retarded faggot
Anonymous
6/14/2025, 2:39:20 AM No.712590179
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WoW so lore raped that even if they rebooted the entire thing or 'restarted' it by wiping the slate clean back to the end of Warcraft 3, I still could never enjoy it because the association with poor quality trash is now deeply embedded.

Just like Diablo 3 did to Diablo, actually. There is no mystique and every aspect of it is now saturday morning cartoon gay trash.
Anonymous
6/14/2025, 2:45:33 AM No.712590674
>>712589851
If Sargeras was not corrupted he would not corrupt Argus
If Argus was not corrupted he would not disable the Arbiter on death
If the Lich King had conquered Azeroth the champions of Azeroth would not have defeated Argus
If the Undead had defeated Argus the Jailer could never have used Anduin as a pawn to attack the Kyrian
The First Ones explicitly knew one day mortals would get involved and built the Waystones to allow them to leave the Maw/go to Zereth Mortis to stop the Jailer

You know it's canon that the reason the Primus won every battle he ever fought is because he was in contact with some entity that showed him the infinite possibilites of every timeline of every battle, allowing him to choose the best outcome, right? And then the Primus went to the Maw and got all his memories stolen by the Jailer? The idea of him seeing the future isn't remotely far fetched. It's all set up that way.