Thread 712583657

Why JRPGs always have the most meaningful and interesting romance options?
Why can't Westerners replicate it?

A lot of writers really don't care about or want to write romance, but the higher-ups push for it. Like Akira Toriyama. Man knew he couldn't write romance, so it all happened offscreen.

>>712583657 (OP)
Fire Emblem just throws shit at the wall to see what sticks. You can marry your own daughter who is also your grandmother. One of the love interests is a tulpa in your head.

>>712583657 (OP)
Because the Japanese consider love to be something pure and meaningful, and a variety of characters are just the icing on the cake.
Western writers treat Titanic like the ultimate romance movie, even though most of it, aside from the ship sinking, is about Rose cheating on her fiance with some guy she met two days ago. If that’s their idea of love, there’s no way they’re ever writing anything on the level of the Japanese. We don't really have a concept of love, we have a concept of partnership and you can see that everywhere, starting from movies to TV shows to video games.

>>712584750
nice weeb fantazies.

>>712584750
>Because the Japanese consider love to be something pure and meaningful
You have never been to Japan. Like 70% of marriages here are completely loveless and fidelity is not nearly as treasured. It’s normal for women in relationships to go to host clubs and obsess over a male celebrity. Men also see prostitutes and go to girls bars while in relationships
Love culture is actually fucked here

>>712585850
Maybe in real life but your art is the opposite.
Our art justifies terrible relationships and normalizes them.

Marriage with Marianne!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aOf_umYNFDM

Our queens latest vid is doing well

>>712583657 (OP)
>Why JRPGs always have the most meaningful and interesting romance options?
They don't, lmao.

Whoops, wrong link. Here's our Queen playing Engage
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TZZ0gtWGWwY

>>712589413
omgsisa

Is there some balance between actually putting "Fire Emblem" in the OP and making it so vague that no one can find it or thinks it's not an FE thread?
Since the schizos always seem to find the threads anyway, what's the point of trying to hide it?

Hey guys, schizo here. I found the thread.

>>712589890
Damn!
Thanks for reporting in though, now we can proceed as usual.

>>712583657 (OP)
>meaningful and interesting romance options
lmao

>>712589783
the people who make the threads are the schizos

>>712589783
The best FE threads don't have any FE or Fire Emblem written in the OP at all, since schizos don't know how to use the catalog beyond the search. To make the thread findable, just make the OP actually intresting (cute waifu or gameplay discussion).

>>712589783
I think it should always be just cute FE girls in the OP. Putting some ship shit just doesn't attract many posters

>>712589783
What if we use something obscure but still FE related for the OP image. Like a venin lance or a floor tile or something

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TZZ0gtWGWwY

why do onlyfan girls love fire emblem so much??

>>712583657 (OP)
I think the real explanation is that the Japanese write a lot of romances so some turn out good. Most stories here don't really put any effort into it so we just don't get the volume to turn out good stuff from the bad. Most Fire Emblem romances for example actually suck but the good ones stick to your memory

>>712583657 (OP)
>>712589356
>Why can't Westerners replicate it?
What do you mean? We have romance. Look.

you guys seriously overestimate how much the OP actually matters if even braindead waifutards like the marianne poster can find them instantly

>>712590425
they like to larp about le sekrit club

>>712590291
>playing 2 FE games simultaneously
more of an FE fan than most of /vfeg/ desu

>>712586707
>our
you are brown, ranjeet sanchez dimitri. Stop the larp

>>712590383
Dragon Age and Mass Effect is honestly worse than Fire Emblem.

>>712590090
I wonder about this sometimes, especially when a thread gets <100 posts or so and autosages or 404's without an obvious rule violation.
>>712590151
>>712590270
I've never noticed the correlation, just that we sometimes have great threads without too much arguing and bullshit, and sometimes it's terrible, with almost no middle ground.
>>712590202
I like this idea the most.

BYALT

>>712583657 (OP)
nip romance - cute anime girls want to make you happy
american romance - manly looking feminist woman who had 20+ previous relationships lecturing you about healthy relationships
It's not that, nips make better romance, it's just amerimutt version is so bad that anything slightly better is considered good.

Thanks again AICHAD.
If you have a higher res version would be nice to have it too for Wallpaper porpuses.
By far the best sloppa yet.

This girl is wearing the Nina pantyhose IRL!

westerners have to pretend they don't understand what male gamers want from vidya romance so they're all made wrong on purpose. not as a joke, but because doing it correctly would be considered offensive.

Thoughts on Lorenz for his birthday?

>>712592648
Fire Emblem is popular because it appeals to women as well

serra gets the 2nd guiding ring

Priscilla gets the first Guiding Ring

Ivy

>>712590151
>actually intresting (cute waifu
lol
>>712590202
>>712591320
check out /c/ you'll love it bro!

just make OP a popular fire emblem character

>>712593120
but then the schizos would be here like the guy who hates engage and posts his shit ritual posts

>>712593326
then just filter them, they always type the same

>>712583657 (OP)
>FE players will literally look at this image and still assert that 3H wasn't an otome game

>>712593326
you can click the - button to hide posts you don't like

AI kings can you make me a pic of Ivy riding her wyvern

and give her a wyvern cock and the wyvern her cock

dont do that

Weeabos are such lonely incels they genuinely think you put two people "in a relationship" but draw that in anime and it's suddenly a masterpice that let's them totally feel what being loved is like.

>>712592672
I like him

>>712593676
this anon cooked

>>712593832
bruh ainoway iono

>>712592672
loved his personal skill in Hopes, even got his ending on my second playthrough just so I could get it.

>>712583657 (OP)
I disagree entirely. Both the west and east in my opinion suck at romance. Most of the time I give zero fucks about either the guy or the girl they are trying to push.

just include the word fire in the filename
makes it easy to search for
this OP did that and that's all you really need

>>712584750
>western writers treat titanic as the ultimate romance movie
Most sheltered opinion I’ve seen in a minute lol

>>712592672
Surprised me I thought he was going to be a total upper class twit and the most punchable character in the game

Cutesythea

>>712594460
everyone in the game is upper class and you are the literal god at the top of society though

>>712594460
he is more likeable than the entire engage cast lmao

Shojo used to be the demographic most associated with the romance genre, but most romance manga/anime now are shonen. Why is that?

>>712592672
Happy birthday

>>712593676
>let's them totally feel what being loved is like
i have AI chatbots for that now

>>712594770
ronery mares

>>712594460
>and the most punchable character in the game
how the fuck did you arrive at this conclusion
even people that inherently hate authority love lorenz

How do I become a woman?

>>712595269
play Fire Emblem Conquest

>>712595269
Play Engage

>>712595269
You don't

>>712595269
also play 3H and make sure you pick the fMC for each

>>712595269
Take estrogen and send us progress pics

and post bussy

>>712592672
thank god engage guys looks infinitely better than 3h

>>712595549
engayge schizo, post the diamant pasta please

>>712593676
TRUTH NVKE

>>712595269
>>712595604
play 3hrt xisters

Why are you afraid of making an actual Fire Emblem thread? Pussy

>>712595743
i can make it.

>>712595720
I beat 3H around 10 times and Engage 3, all on maddening
AM>SS>VW>>>>>>>>>>>>>CF

>>712595806
Make it about something other than Alear

>>712594089
Well of course the romance isn't going to be interesting if the characters involved in it aren't

>>712583657 (OP)
because women and male feminist are incapable of feeling romance. such an abstract thing repulses them as they both think themselves too smart for such nonsense and they only view relationship through a lens of sexual and financial gratification.

>>712595817
watching 3h > playing 3h

>>712595806
>>712595846
what if ------ and im only suggesting it ------ we made a community relay?????? it would be fun haha

sex with Byleth > sex with Alear

sex with the fire emblem > no sex > sex with frog

3hrt xister... why does everyone hate our thread?

what do we think about our local feg schizo dying on the riots

nowicord is currently mourning they/them death

If you don't want to fuck both, then you're gay

>>712596247
Seems like nothing of value was lost.

>>712596247
fishiwashi?

>>712595817
Rare sensible tastes from a 3H fan

>>712596247
deport its family back to mexico

>>712594940
That was the first impression I was getting from him.

Instead of a relay ironman, what if we did a relay where /vfeg/ decides what units get deployed each map?

>>712596247
context?

>>712596529
check feg for full context

>>712596429
>>712596247
if the spic died I would laugh SO hard

>>712596549
I'd rather not, but fine.

>>712596549
screenshot N post here

>>712583657 (OP)
because it's icky

>>712596497
no one plays the game besides that 3ds blog fag and the gbafag that occasionally talks about mid units

Got my supreme 'za
Got my beer
Got my 3DS
it's EMBLEM TIME

>>712596630
>>712596579
it's 99% gooning to ketes and FEH talk and one reply chain about how tharjafag/shamirfag allegedly got murdered by LA rioters

Relay??

i think im done with frostpunk2 for now. and i should go back to engage

>>712596801
im playing fe7 right now

he's cooking again

>>712596801
play the 2hu hack sister!

>>712583657 (OP)
They don't, dating sims mogs them hard

>>712596828
Are you having fun??
>>712596870
how did you know im a big touhou fan

>>712597051
yes

>Wanted to give my dancer the boots.
>Characters tend to be so generic that I confused my Dancer with Linde.
>Was 2 chapters ago.
Dammit!

>>712596497
Sounds like it could be fun. Might get bad during the endgame when someone suggests only underleveled units

>>712596746
add mexicandsfag to the list

>click thread because it's interesting
>it's just another FE thread
kill yourself

>>712597361
seethe

>>712597051
>how did you know im a big touhou fan
cause you're a faggot!

>>712594109
>gardevoir body pillow
kek

>>712596497
As you should, fire emblem 7 is a great game

>>712597430
How did you know that i also love men??

>>712596497
We should do a run where we replace units with the thread OCs!!!

>>712597520
that's not gardevoir...

>>712597520
That's Kirlia. They're hebechads

>>712597539
>We should do a run where we replace units with the thread OCs!!!
Someone made a gay meta hack like that and it sucked

>>712597361
Kys shipfag

>>712597667
Maybe you guys did not get creative enough, did you give the characters boons and banes when adding the ocs??

>>712597881
it was just fe8 with different characters

>>712597102
Also
>Wanna weaken enemies with Kris so other units deal the finishing blow.
>Constantly pulls 18 percent crits.
>When my crit 30 Myrms almost never do.
I hate rng.

>>712597361
FE fags "hiding" their general but getting the same exact posters every time is annoying sister

>>712583657 (OP)
I don't get it.

>>712597361
Just report it for being a general

>>712598472
cry more bitch

>>712598472
there's no 'this post is a general' option though

>>712598053
You got me, I'm hiding my Douglas from anons

>>712598531
Cry more when the jannies delete your threads :)

>>712598531
They'll know why you're reporting it anyway

>>712598623
oh no taking 2 seconds to make a new one? the tragedy!

>>712598729
The fact you're crying so hard means the jannies are actually getting to you :)

So cry some more bitch nigga.

>>712598053
>Implying Kellam needs any help hiding
Secondary.

>>712598787
>no u crying

>>712598792
>Kellam
Is he a secret character or something? I can't ever seem to find him even with a guide.

Fuck is this thread?
What do replies have to do with what OP said?

>>712599141
this is the fire emblem general and the autists who post here like to pretend to be making normal threads for their general because they like to feel like they have a sekrit club

>>712599141
It's not a real thread about romance, it's a FE thread,

Think like 2hu works work using some other subject and locusts come swarming in, it's the same principle because making a "normally" fe thread will just get the jannies to delete them

>>712584750
Cheating is rampant in Japanese society and not looked down upon like it is in western society.

>>712596869
Who?

brehs the cutie is BACK

>>712583952
Mr. T was right

>>712599842
>first thing I hear is her complaining about why can't she ship alcryst and lapis together
kek

>>712596247
>berniefag got killed by zogs in ukraine
>shamirfag died in some random riots
who is next?

>>712599842
she's not beating the retard fujoshi stereotype, makes me sad
is there like one good woman fire emblem player

>>712599982
/ourqween/ dani doyle of course

>>712600046
doesnt count

>>712599982
swordsmaster

>>712599982
Altissimo maybe but idk if she has a cock or not
and she has only played ranked mode in gba games from what ive seen

>>712599982
I dunno about English ones, but this chuba I watch just finished clearing FE12 H3. It only took her 205 resets!

>Marcus can fail to double the chapter 1 fighters in FE6
I'm surprised desu, I thought they couldn't roll that high on speed.

its so over for women

>>712600518
>some random vtuber whore is better at FE than 95% of this thread
impressive

>>712595906
agreed. that would be pretty cool
>>712596801

>>712601075
that isn't a relay that's your personal playthrough that you bore the thread with

>>712601075
that's your personal playthrough that you excite the thread with

What is the most cursed way you've ever played FE? For me, it was by sincerely trying to play an extremely buggy and unstable randomized rom of SS that I found online

>>712601075
>>712601123
you're free to join in at any time i post the save after every chapter.

>>712601260
I used Paragon to put all the BR characters in Conquest instead of the CQ units but they CQ units spawned anyways so I ended up with double deployment on every map

>>712584750
>weeb thinks there's no NTR in Japan

>>712601260
i played fe6 without marcus

i don't play FE

>>712601341
i want to capture this seal speed ninja. he has helped on other playthroughs mostly next chapter weakening ryoma without relying on enfeble hitting.

>>712602020
easy.

>>712584750
Pure love is disgusting

>>712602210
moving to the other side. finally actually unimprisoning the rally defense lancer has been pretty nice. effie should only take 1*2 here

Idea
to save budget the next red and green units are twins that look exactly the same and have the same VA

>>712602527
i love stacking defensive buffs on a character but i think i go too far sometimes and i don't think the archers will even attack. oh well. i just need to kill that mage first. then i can stack slightly less defense so i can counter the archers.
I'm retreating after every hit already on turn 20

>>712603040
what's the lore reason behind not being able to imprison named units? is it ultimately Anankos like most plot threads in this game?

>>712601448
anon knows how to separate reality between fiction,media and real life unlike you anon.

>she's playing maddening classic skirmishes
oh no no no no no

>>712603571
>>712603954
see? if i wasn't blogposting there'd be another person blogging about whatever irrelevant streamer they're watching playing. I'm basically doing the same thing

>>712604056
she's cute and you're a troon albeit

>>712604056
show your feet and ill be on your side

>>712604056
oops i forgot about lunge. i think i can save this

>>712603831
how do we know the spic didn't just get arrested for being a pedophile though?

>>712604156
i think i may sacrifice this guy for the +4 defense. he's served his purpose.

>>712604602
and it's thanks to his brave sacrifice and more importantly his seal defense that i can do this

>>712603831
Even just skimming that thread reminds me why i left when they forced the merge, holy shit i don't miss it at all.

>3 threads
you motherfuckers

>>712604797
cannot believe i forgot about lunge

>>712605412
3% chance to end the run right here woohoo

>>712605826
not today it seems

>>712605978
this item was worth sacrificing nyx last chapter for.

>>712606079
after camilla kills most of the room odin takes the scraps

>>712606627
broke the hex rod with 3 meaningless backpack units that shouldn't see fighting for the rest of this chapter.

>>712585624
great counter argument, really persuasive retardo

>>712583657 (OP)
I want Dorothea

>>712606874
also looking at this it's funny that it seems to half arthur's real health and his +5 health is unaffected. anyways took like 15 turns swinging some units around the whole map to fight these guys. now that there is no hex they aren't so troublesome if you take it slowly

>>712607181
Based.

>>712607234
it's turn 99 and the rooms are all clear except for the boss

>>712607764
moved everyone to boss chamber

>>712607860
also why the fuck does my odin have capped skill? he should only have ~14 right now.

>>712607986
lmao get chesed idiot.

>>712608216
after 15 javelins (plus more that missed) her staff broke

>>712591994
https://files.catbox.moe/yomu1d.png
https://files.catbox.moe/patkbg.png

>>712608503
trying to find out how i can squeeze the most experince out of this last group

>>712583952
Toriyama was literally the one who came up with Mai x Trunks.

>>712608817
oh i forgot when i kill the samurai duo the girls nearby get -2 def and i go from leaving the boss at 1 to killing it
oh well.

>>712608927
the seal speed samurai was not persuaded by arthur.
save: https://files.catbox.moe/iqz55b

fire emblem

>>712608703
Holy crap thanks my man.
All this Zelestia content is the best thing about 2025 so far.

>>712596785
>4chan schizos dying because they're fucking retards
Life can be pretty nice sometimes.

>>712612814
I have NTFs to sell you gullible fuck