Im almost 30 and never kissed a girl, what games can i play?

>>712585748 (OP)
I don't know, what games CAN you play?

>>712585881
I dont know, what games can i play

Get an escort
>b-b-b-b-but she's a whore!
So are 99% of women on TInder looking for 'dates'

>>712586158
But it prostitution is illegal and I'm retarded.

>>712586241
What country are you in?

>>712585748 (OP)
Wizard mages

>>712586241
This is not OP, i am
>>712586158
I plan on it i found some titcow escorts im just poor so saving money for it

>>712586158
>>712586241
i guess one thing you can say about the slutification of modern women is that the line between a chick and an escort is blurrier than ever

>>712586304

>>712585748 (OP)
Have some e-sex in VR Chat

>>712585748 (OP)
HOI4, EU4, CK3, Stellaris, most weeb games.

>>712585748 (OP)
holy i dont remember posting this

>>712586395
Go to the netherlands. And wear a condom.

>>712586395
You gotta brush up on the laws, brothels are illegal and pimps are illegal, but prostitution is fully legal as long as it's 1 to a house and they get the sole profit, there's tons of websites you can either get an outcall where they come to you, or you go to their house, all totally fine.
Also any strip club there'll be at least one stripper willing to fuck you for a bit of extra cash, or you could just fly to Amsterdam for a day I'm pretty sure you can get a flight for like £20

>>712585748 (OP)
playfulbacon dot itch dot io/rocks-and-ravens

>>712585748 (OP)
You can play whatever you want, I don't get what the situation you described has to do with anything.

>>712586603

>>712585748 (OP)
I’m over 30 and I haven’t. Probably gonna play Skyrim later. No not to jack off.

>>712586792
https://www.cityoflondon.police.uk/advice/advice-and-information/sw/sex-worker-safety/
https://adultwork.com/
https://www.skyscanner.net/flights-to/ams/cheap-flights-to-amsterdam-schiphol-airport.html
Have fun Anon, I'm not sure if adultwork is the best site to find a prostitute it's just the only one I know, but just google it

>>712585748 (OP)
i wanna punch that fucking faggot tranny cat in the face every time I see it
but only in a funny AI way, not actually

>>712586158
Women go on tinder because they’re horny. Women fuck dudes FOR FREE you doofus.

>>712587328
I know, but if you're close to 30 and you haven't even kissed a woman yet then escorts are the most viable and straightforward option

>>712586158
I can’t because the guilt of me basically raping a sex trafficking victim would be too great. I’ve thought about it though. I’m I’ve been running and lifting weights for almost a year and all the exercise makes me horny. Plus I’ve built a decent physique so that would be a plus. Still ugly though.

>>712586158
Escorts suck. I tried it and it was a terrible experience. I felt nothing.

I'm not the type of person who can have sex with someone I have no connection with.

>>712587492
>I can’t because the guilt of me basically raping a sex trafficking victim would be too great.
Well just don't get straight to it then and ask her what she likes. Don't just throw her in bed and just fuck her in the ass. Make her more comfortable. She gets raped often unfortunately, a guy who cares like you will be nice for her.

>>712587487
Escorts are too expensive to do it as often as what's considered a healthy, "normal" sex life.

>>712585748 (OP)
i suggest playing shadowverse worlds beyond in the future
it comes out on june 17

>>712588193
>healthy, "normal" sex life
Again, this is an option for a close to 30 y/o who has never kissed a woman.
There's no striving for a healthy, "normal" sex life here anymore

>>712588783
If you can't do it as often as what's normal, it's better to just not do it at all. It's a waste of money, you won't get any benefits from it.

>>712588884
I disagree, sex is a wonderful experience, even more so when you love the person you're doing it with, experiencing it at least once is worthwhile.

You're obsessing too much over what's 'normal' or not. It's 'normal' for people to have multiple friends throughout their life, does this mean that having only 1 friend is a waste of time?

>>712586158
Same situation as OP(turning 29 this summer)
I have been thinking about it for a while.
I live in amsterdam so the red light district is like 30 minutes max away.
My cousin went there, because he thought it would be fun to try it out once on his birthday, but after he went he said it was pretty lame.

>>712589118
I did it and it sucked so now I don't bother. It's just a waste of money. If I don't know or care about the person, I can get a better experiencen jerking off and that's free.

>>712586158
At best the escort will laugh at me and turn me down, or it's a sting and I am humiliated I go to jail. At worst it's some eastern european mafia that come to rob and kill me.

>>712589367
Sure, but you at least tried something new and made that experience your own. You can at least abstain from the whole process, knowing that you tried something first.
That in itself made it a worthwhile endeavor, at least in my eyes.

35yo wizard here, I kissed a girl at a party like 15 years ago but that was the first and last time I ever touched one

>>712585748 (OP)
You need to do the following
>Get a male therapist
>Face the reality of what dating is like now (promiscuity)
>Work whatever insecurities made you avoid exposing yourself to people (This is the hardest step)
>Expose yourself to people despite feeling like shit (hobby groups, back to college, part time work etc)
>Keep patting yourself in the back despite feeling like shit. Spend time with people to test whether they are willing to spend time with you. Pick the ones that do and knit yourself a support network
>Start doing what you feel you genuinely want, if people don't think high of it keep playing the people carousel until you find people who appreciate what you do
>Once you're confident + have your own social network, start playing the dating carousel

You don't start from zero anon. You have 10 or 20 years of catching up to do. There's no easy way, but it shouldn't feel discouraging either. Yeah I haven't figured out how to not live a life without shit, maybe such a life was never meant for us, but that's the roadmap to the starting line. It's not a race, it's a scavenger hunt, you just got the wrong address to the event.

>>712589657
I wouldn't even let you dust my tomes.

Maybe if you had posted more frogs in your youth you would have gotten some pussy nigga

Your fault

>>712589748
>20 years of catching up to do

>>712586158
TPBP. You're almost 30, op. The time in your life when you had a chance for soft, sensual and experimental sex with butterflies in your stomach has been gone for over 10 years. You're fighting for scraps now. Even if you get a woman, she'll have a non-zero body count, lots of experience and set expectations, and even if you somehow manage to land a virgin, she'll be as broken as you are. You simply missed out, and that's alright, just go easy on yourself and pick the path of least resistance.

>>712587135
What the fuck, it's like £130 for pic related? I thought you had to pay thousands for a prostitute that wasn't 40+ chain smoking alcoholic.
Movies lied to me.

>tfw got molested 3 times at age 6

>>712590395
A person can't have an optimal life that way.

>>712589748
>>Work whatever insecurities made you avoid exposing yourself to people (This is the hardest step)
>>Expose yourself to people despite feeling like shit (hobby groups, back to college, part time work etc)

Where does this idea that a person not having any friends/being a virgin means they were avoiding people come from? Plenty of people are super social and outgoing and still have no luck.

>>712590395
All or nothing. Do not compromise.