Thread 712587065 - /v/ [Archived: 1035 hours ago]

Anonymous
6/14/2025, 1:57:41 AM No.712587065
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The negative reception this game is getting feels like a psyop. It's obviously not a very good game, but people are being way harsher on it than necessary. No mention of the Everywhere creation kit, either.
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Anonymous
6/14/2025, 2:16:36 AM No.712588512
It does seem artificial but maybe it's just one of those weird things that makes it to the normie sphere and explodes like dark souls
Anonymous
6/14/2025, 2:20:34 AM No.712588791
>>712587065 (OP)
The game isn't a 2/10. But it's still a 4/10 and nobody should care Just fast tracked it's irrelevancy.
Anonymous
6/14/2025, 2:22:31 AM No.712588929
>>712587065 (OP)
lmao
Anonymous
6/14/2025, 2:22:55 AM No.712588964
go to the bathroom
go to the bathroom
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>>712587065 (OP)
I dunno, I was hyped for it since I've always liked "GTA clones" and didn't even mind Mafia 3, so seeing the same dude plus "some guy from Rockstar games" made it sound like it'd be good.
Then, gameplay came out. Gunplay looks like something out of an Xbox 360 game, there is no melee function in the game, animations are stiffly rigged and have the character clipping in and out of terrain even getting in and out of cars when other open world games solved that issue 20 years ago. None of it just looks particularly good, and I was considering actually paying money for it.
It's like they rushed it when they saw GTA VI ramping up marketing, when it should've come out "not yet".
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Anonymous
6/14/2025, 2:50:53 AM No.712591078
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Anonymous
6/14/2025, 2:54:04 AM No.712591317
>>712587065 (OP)
ah yes the Everywhere™ Creation Kit®
a product straight out of 2020
Anonymous
6/14/2025, 2:57:24 AM No.712591571
>>712587065 (OP)
>way harsher on it than necessary
yeah nah
if a game is trying to be GTA then people expect to get GTA and this isn't a GTA therefore it is trash
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Anonymous
6/14/2025, 2:57:33 AM No.712591579
>>712587065 (OP)
If the game looked worse graphically and sold for $20, I honestly think it wouldn't have been dogpiled on as much. When the game looks graphically competent as a AAA game while having the gameplay of a Unity asset flip, it's very jarring to look at and play. Especially when they charged $60 for it.
Anonymous
6/14/2025, 2:59:02 AM No.712591690
>>712588964
>there is no melee function in the game
kek i dont understand how can someone have triple A budget and ship a game that lacks even the most baisic stuff
Anonymous
6/14/2025, 3:04:56 AM No.712592115
>>712588964
Gun play would have looked outdated even as a 360 game.
Personally, I never gave a fuck about the gameplay of GTA games. The "run over pedestrians, beat up a whore and steal her money and escape from police" kind of gets stale pretty quickly. It was more about a very solid and compelling narrative that fits the sandbox gameplay.
This game looks like ass in all aspects. Saw some videos and the whole "multinational conglomerate conspiracy + technocratic dystopia" shit has been beaten to death.
It's like everything about this game is a decade too late.
Anonymous
6/14/2025, 3:07:50 AM No.712592352
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bros... reminder that MindsEye failed miserably even though the protag is:

>Blue eyed
>White aryan/Germanic
>Male
>Cis
>Brunette
>English speaking/Celtic
>Privileged
>Chad
>has a perfect hairline
>has positive canthal tilt
>puffy lips perfect for kissing blonde women
>is fit
>Tall
>Able-bodied
>Young looking

just goes to show how racist and how hecking nazi vee truly is...
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Anonymous
6/14/2025, 3:12:59 AM No.712592707
>>712592352
the MC looks like a mutt and you have to listen to a sassy sheboon the entire game
I wouldn’t call the game woke but it isn’t chudcore either
Anonymous
6/14/2025, 3:13:59 AM No.712592767
>>712588964
>Gunplay looks like something out of an Xbox 360 game
as if shooter gameplay has changed since then
Anonymous
6/14/2025, 3:15:03 AM No.712592837
>>712587065 (OP)
it's just tendies seething as usual
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Anonymous
6/14/2025, 3:23:42 AM No.712593412
>>712592837
I am so mad that this garbage didn’t release on my favorite console reeeeeee
Anonymous
6/14/2025, 3:24:55 AM No.712593482
he cute
he cute
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>>712587065 (OP)

It's very sus becuase nobody cared about it before it was released, it had basically zero marketing, it comes out and all prominent youtbuers, even the ones who don't really judge videogames like Penguinzo immediatly make videos just saying "Game... bad".

It has less bugs and less wonky shit than Cyberpunk but they weren't even this harsh on Cyberpunk on release.

My guess is Rockstar paid all these pathetic shills to hate it since it's a GTA wanna be game and Rockstar wants to have the monopoly on it.
And 4chan is so full of impressionable children repeating whatever youtuber they have a parasocial relationship with says then even here they come spam about game being BAD.
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Anonymous
6/14/2025, 3:27:45 AM No.712593651
>>712593482
>game gets shilled at every single gaming event for years
>no advertising
I am so tired of niggers like you who live under a rock making this claim for literally every game that comes out
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Anonymous
6/14/2025, 3:29:04 AM No.712593758
>>712593651

GTA 6 is not coming out any time soon yet there are 50 threads about it in /v/ per day.
Ever since first announcement Mindeye had, at most, 3 threads, with at most, 5 comments.
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Anonymous
6/14/2025, 3:29:44 AM No.712593806
>>712593758
4chan isn’t a marketing platform you nigger
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Anonymous
6/14/2025, 3:30:28 AM No.712593858
>>712587065 (OP)
What even is this game
Anonymous
6/14/2025, 3:31:00 AM No.712593893
HAHAHA
HAHAHA
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>>712593806
>4chan isn’t a marketing platform
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Anonymous
6/14/2025, 3:32:35 AM No.712594009
>>712592352
stop
Anonymous
6/14/2025, 3:33:08 AM No.712594054
>IM THE EX ROCKSTAR PRESIDENT PLAY MY GAME
>IM THE EX ROCKSTAR PRESIDENT PLAY MY GAME
>IM THE EX ROCKSTAR PRESIDENT PLAY MY GAME
>IM THE EX ROCKSTAR PRESIDENT PLAY MY GAME
>IM THE EX ROCKSTAR PRESIDENT PLAY MY GAME
>IM THE EX ROCKSTAR PRESIDENT PLAY MY GAME
>WTF WHY ARE YOU COMPARING US TO ROCKSTAR?!
Anonymous
6/14/2025, 3:33:40 AM No.712594094
>>712593893
go ahead and explain how an anonymous image based forum is a perfect place to market anything
I’ll wait, nigger
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Anonymous
6/14/2025, 3:33:52 AM No.712594110
>>712593482
lel
Anonymous
6/14/2025, 3:34:06 AM No.712594119
dr
Anonymous
6/14/2025, 3:34:20 AM No.712594136
>>712587065 (OP)
it's because they can be safe-angry at it
reddit and other assorted centers of faggotry have to tell you it's okay to hate on a game that isn't all that great
so because people can't freely criticize shitpiles like dragon age without being labeled a chud they unleash pent up aggression at 5/10's
now I want each redditor that I've triggered to respond to me so I know how many of you queers come here lel
including the tranny jannies
Anonymous
6/14/2025, 3:36:50 AM No.712594315
>>712594094

Any media is a marketing place you stupid idiot. WHy do you think Wukong had 50 threads a day before release, why do you think it's the same for Stellar Blade. WHy do you think Expedition 33 had 9999 threads a day before release WHEN IT HAD JUST 5K LIKES IN YOTUUBE.

There are lots of paid shills here because this place is full of impressionable idiots and underage retards.
You think talking about the game non stop here and trying to sell it to /v/irgins by talking about how "based" it is is not a marketing strategy?

Shills even managed to get anons to buy Dustborne.
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Anonymous
6/14/2025, 3:40:24 AM No.712594550
>>712591571
>if a game is trying to be GTA

Nobody said it was trying to be.

People knew a former GTA big wig was working on it and filled in their own headcannon.
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Anonymous
6/14/2025, 3:41:43 AM No.712594634
it's barely even a game
it's just a half assed thing they shoved out to shill their stupid metaverse garbage that was cratering bc people never cared about metaverse garbage
Anonymous
6/14/2025, 3:42:43 AM No.712594698
>>712587065 (OP)
>people are being way harsher on it than necessary
Almost like they paid money for it.
Anonymous
6/14/2025, 3:43:08 AM No.712594726
>>712594315
>Any media is a marketing place
ah, so you know nothing about marketing
people talk about popular games, that’s why there’s threads for them, it’s not a boogeyman shill team
look at the actual ads on display for this website, it’s all shit you never heard of because only retards actually advertise on a website like 4chan where you have no control over who sees your ads or what audience uses the platform
you can speculate all day about who uses 4chan but the reality is it’s anonymous and when it comes to business, the first thing you need is a target audience
good job exposing yourself as a retard, nigger
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Anonymous
6/14/2025, 3:44:34 AM No.712594826
>>712594550
>Nobody said it was trying to be.
they dont need to say anything

>People knew a former GTA big wig was working on it
oh i guess they did say something
Anonymous
6/14/2025, 3:46:08 AM No.712594925
>>712594726
> N-nobody is being paid to advertise a game in 4chan!

Uh huh, nice try shill
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Anonymous
6/14/2025, 3:46:42 AM No.712594956
Paulie sunglasses
Paulie sunglasses
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>>712592352
That is not a white man, i don't care how you slice it.
That ain't even a Sicilian.
Anonymous
6/14/2025, 3:52:06 AM No.712595338
>>712594925
>you’re just a shill
and what am I shilling exactly?
the fact that you’re a retarded nigger?
Anonymous
6/14/2025, 3:52:20 AM No.712595361
>>712594726
plenty of retard studios/publishers have been caught blatantly marketing here, you're just being a naive 12 year old if you're pretending it doesn't happen

ubisoft is the most shameless, it's why jannies started deleting those retarded XDefiant (what a hit!) threads when it was in beta
Anonymous
6/14/2025, 3:53:11 AM No.712595419
>>712587065 (OP)
>The negative reception this game is getting feels like a psyop
Because it is, now ask yourself why They want it to fail
Anonymous
6/14/2025, 3:55:33 AM No.712595558
What I'm wondering is how this game even considering the design decisions and lack of features it has despite its marketing and pedigree tell us it should be a triple AAA experience