How do we stop the android women?
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>>712587442 (OP)Oh my indeed
>On first glimpse, mine heart leaps in rapture>What is that over there, schnuckums?>*Teleports behind you*>Alas, I am closer, and with bottoms-bared you are vulnerable to my stealth attack>*Crouches down at lightning speed*>Why, greetings, fair arse. Might I withdraw a whiff?>A gentleman cannot help but notice the arresting nature your curvature sports>You are an arse that began its journey in full rosiness and pert quality>However, blessed buttocks, like a daffodil that has been ravaged by slugs, you are now an arse that sags in a permanent frown, your crack housing a dark-grey fartdriller, permanently pungent>The hands of the clock have not been kind, dearest arse, however you must now be ready for my hands, which I assure you.. will be... most kind...>*Playful chortle*>That's it, reveal yourself to me>*Wedges buttockflaps apart, slowly, as the clagnut speckled hairs pull on each other and eventually snap apart, letting out a strong scent of rotting chicken and stale piss*>*SNIFF*>You did not disappoint me, my lower-class lovebug. It is a powerful aroma.. Thou hast revealed Thy favors and Thy bounties>*SNIFF*>Like the first guft of wind as you open a packet of sliced ham!>Come on lass, you know what I require>SQUEEEELDGE BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAP BRAP BRAP BROOOOOOOOARRRRRRRRRRRRQUUUOP
You activate their self-destruct and let the rest play out.
Here to remind you that she did nothing wrong
incredible game. trannies absolutely obliterated. tendies absolutely annihilated. "b-but what about the gameplay?!" faggots on suicide watch.
>>712587442 (OP)her asses aren't that big
>>712589095Not yet, he eats around now
>the photography questline
epic
>>712587535technically android women are monster girls
>>712587442 (OP)If you like asses like that, you like fat women. Simple as
this game makes me excessively horny
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I like the rain effect in the game
>>712589718Is left the skinsuit?
>>712589389I love scarlet so much bros. Her JP voice is so lovely.
Waiting for a fat mod for stellar blade
Asking from an earlier thread. Is the Gigas rematch fight in the wasteland supposed to be a midgame boss? I beat him after a dozen tries but man I used up a couple of revives.
>>712587442 (OP)>Nigger assReminder this is what amerimutts saw when looking at 2b at any time
And the reason why koreans decided to make nier automata but aimed at blacks and americans by focusing the game on asses instead.
>>712590305idk i one-shot him and i kinda suck
>>712587442 (OP)2B's ass is not that big.
Never gonna play Stellar Blade
Never gonna play Nier Automata
Fucked, fucking and will fuck my fist to the lewds
>>712590412easiest bingo of all time
>>712587535This, but actual female monsters.
>>712590442It's a new body
>>712590453shame
Nier does require a bit of brain but Stellar is Poggers as your kind may call it
>>712590453okay? why exactly do you think any of us care that you refuse to play a great game? your loss, retard
>>712590412at least half of these are one dude
>>712590524>>712590550I don't know, i might play Stellar Blade in the far future. Are the gameplay and story any good?
>>712590859Yes both games are overall good.
>>712590859Story is meg but the gameplay is unironically fun once you get most of your mobility moves unlocked. Only deal breaker is if you dislike simon says defensr options and rather unreliable dodge.
>>712590859i can't give overall thoughts on the story since i'm around 20 hours in, but it's decent so far and the characters are great. the gameplay is great and the music not winning OST of the year last year is a crime
so the nikke dlc is like 30 minutes long?
>descending force decal on butt
what did shift up mean by this?
>>712590412The boobas are highly unrealistic
as expected the NIKKE devs know how to make a well proportioned girl.
>>712590959>>712590987>>712590990I've seen a bit of gameplay and it does look fun. Are there any gacha or gachalike mechanics such as daily missions or lootboxes? I hate when games pull shit like that
>>712591251well that's 1:1 what Alice is like so it's accurate for the crossover.
>>712591348it's essentially sekiro + dmc + automata. yes, the girls are hot, but the game itself is actually good.
Not gonna lie, I never cared for anime or hentai. Always figured it was just weeb bait for people who couldnโt touch grass. Then Stellar Blade dropped, and it completely flipped the switch. It wasnโt just the gameplay, Eveโs design hit different. The way the animation, camera work, and attention to detail all leaned into it without apologyโฆ it just clicked. Next thing I know, Iโm checking out artists on Pixiv, watching anime I used to ignore, even browsing some of the stuff I used to clown on. Itโs not just about fanservice, itโs how bold and unfiltered it is. Thereโs a real craft to it. I get it now.
>>712587442 (OP)if they made a DMC 4 Lady costume im finna bust
>>712591348none at all whatsoever, there aren't even any microtransactions. it's genuinely incredible now un-kiked it is considering Shift Up are gacha devs. it's a standard game that feels like a throwback to much better times
>>712587442 (OP)chances of the game removing denuvo?
>>712591437it took you long enough, faggot, but welcome aboard
>>712591464never, buy it lest you be cursed to only getting faggotry infested groidslop for the rest of time.
>>712587442 (OP)call tyrone, he can handle them...
>>712591532not anytime before january 2026
most likely end of 2026
>>712587442 (OP)>watch gameplay clip of Stellar Blade>she looks like she has a black woman BBL >visually disjointed pairing; doesn't work aestheticallyI'm opposite of le woke but I honestly don't get the appeal. Is this literally just for gooners?
>>712591628https://store.steampowered.com/app/3564860/Stellar_Blade_Demo/
>>712591619damn, i wanna buy the game but fuck denuvo
>>712591431>>712591440Thank fuck. You fags convinced me to give it a shot so i'll do just that whenever i get a better pc
>>712591348Surprisingly no. Outside of the collab dlcs, the game has tons of content especially outfits that are unlockable for free.
>>712587442 (OP)One white man is all you need to stop these robotic harlots
god I hope DrSlumpX is working on some SD mods like he did with the RE remakes
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what did she mean by this
>>712591082Probably shorter if you cut out the travel time, but obviously that doesn't include how long it takes you to beat Scarlet and that could be anywhere from 2 minutes to 2 hours depending on player skill. It is five Nikke gameplay segments, one boss, a camp song and some cosmetics.
I don't know if I'd say it is worth the price, maybe if they made the outfits change the soundtrack like Nier but they don't seem to.
>tfw finally unlocked the 3rd Division Airborn suit
The fucking leather jacket is so fucking kakkoi.
>180k players
Are people actually playing the game or just jerking off?
>>712587442 (OP)should we? my heart isn't in the fight.
>>712592575At some point I would not be surprised if peter thiel was involved somehow. Or some other money laundering scheme.
>>712591710it's optimized really well so you dont need a super pc to play it desu.
>wondered if shift up would add any nikke songs for the camp themes
>stumble across one of the nikke dlc collectibles
>pick it up
>they added one of my all time favorites
https://youtu.be/S-bOBwuBRdU
God bless you devs. The only thing to make me kneel even harder is to find out if they added any of the Old Tales songs like Rewrite or a long wait
>>712590412>gook hating retardAw shit that's me sorry guys I just hate gooks
>>712592479Reminder that Tachy did not have this gear initially and that Unidentified Naytiba actually went out of her way to play dress up with Tachy just to make her look cool for the fight. And also that it is bullshit that Eve didn't change to Tachy's sword after the boss battle.
>>712587442 (OP)I just got to the wasteland so Iโm not too far into the game, but is Eve really 100% robutt? She canโt get pregnant?
liking asses is gay you faggots
>>712592693I still wouldn't like to run the game at 720p and 30fps with no anti aliasing praying my shitty laptop is able to handle it
the neat thing about stellar blade is you think it's just about hot girls, but the game itself is actually great. people assume a game with hot girls = bad gameplay.
NIKKE is good for a gacha too.
>>712590412wheres the panel for "we get it, you're gay" and the guy who spams archive links
>>712587442 (OP)Why are nier fans always so desperate to piggy back on eve
>>712593032Gacha is never good
>>712593032nikke is the only gallery shooter on the market worth talking about gacha aside and arguably the best way to play gachas is free to play.
>>712592575The game is unironically fun. There are thousands of softcore and hentai games on steam. This game wouldnt have an overwhelmingly positive score and a high playerbase if it was just for jerking off. Some people prefer to do both.
Still slowly finishing up some side quests in the wasteland.
Does anybody know where to get glasses?
>>712593032Nikke is mostly an idle game though
>>712591710Btw it has a demo that's like the first hour plus a boss fight that's maybe 15-ish hours in. But yeah I've been playing it a lot since PC release and it's real good. Have some personal shit I'd change about the combat, the setting and story right now are very generic. But I'd give it a solid 8/10 even without the coom factor.
If there is a sequel I hope there's no more deserts
>>712593032>people assume a game with hot girls = bad gameplay.This is a heavily parroted talking point, but its really not based on anything but their own personal bias and taste.
>that level of detail
Modders could never.
>>712593112nikke designs are good and the writing isnt bad. also i've got some good units even without paying a cent before, you just farm missions or whatever.
>>712587442 (OP)EVE isnt an android though
>>712593339Gacha is never good
>>712592759>snoys will never get thisKEK 70 bucks all day
>>712593114That is great to hear. I am a big fan of Gallery Shooters myself and am looking forward to commanding a squad of adorable Nikkes. It's free to play, so I may as well give it a shot.
How do I play this game without my wife catching me?
it boggles the mind how other devs make DEI designs and no one buys it, and they can't figure out why.
>>712593446Just play it. Are you some kind of nancyboy?
>>712593471That outfit is awful
>>712591901why do coom mods look so bad on eve?
>the games journos shill, fail
>the games they call chud games, thrive
hmm.
>>712593324I disagreed with this take but having the game myself now, yeah it'll definitely be uncommon to see original mods on the level of detail that match some of the in game outfits.
>>712593607I wonder for how many years you'll be talking about dragon age lmao
>>712593305Seriously. Why did the devs think it was a good idea to put TWO FUCKING SHIT dessert areas?
>>712593148>Does anybody know where to get glasses?D1G-g2r has some for sale, i think some other vendors do when you level their affinity but i can't remember exactly and i can't play for another hour to check
>>712593545any outfit is fine, the red dress is nice though, look at those shoes.
>>712593705thanks, my d1gg2r
>>712590307Oh please, the niggers said eve had a flat ass.
>>712593645Is it really "talking about" to solely use it as a point of reference for steam player counts?
>>712593701I like the wasteland a lot, it's the right kind of open area that's still actually designed and directed into multiple different areas
>>712593545100 professional sex-starved Korean modelers with expensive photo capture technology vs average joe shitter simpleton modder
>>712593769The image conveyed the meaning, words do too.
I guess the better question is how many years until you stop bringing it up, chartnigger
>>712593645no one's talking about dragon age except you. this is a stellar blade xir.
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>>712593940what editor would approve such a stupid and pointless article?
>>712587442 (OP)I've spent some time playing around with mods, even the most degenerate of them.
I can say with post-nut clarity:
THESE MODS WILL NEVER BE BETTER THAN BASE/DLC COSTUMES
The game itself just mogs the modded skins so far. Sure, there will be some targeted fetish mods like the one I just busted a nut to (college slut Eve) but in terms of quality the base/dlc is better.
the crossover event is great, look at NIKKE eve, aka green bell pepper:
>>712593932>can't read simple images>muh trannies:^) silly desu
>>712593987Jeez now we are dragging out BG3 too lmao
>>712593545current mods were rushed in under 48 hours
positive within a month or two we will see better mods
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This is why it's nothing but desert.
>>712593870>goes into defense mode everytime Troonguard is made fun oftake the L
>>712593940>women are wearing less clothes>lets whine about it!
>>712594086So how many years do you think it'll be?
>>712594026>tfw there was an armpitCHAD that worked on Raven's art in NikkeIt almost made me reinstall Nikke. Almost.
>>712594121game journos are the /pol/ incels of video game women
>>712594043the irony of you calling out that guy for not reading simple images yet here you are not getting the point of posting two retarded articles made by the same author.
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Any bimbo mods yet? Asking for myself
>>712593934I love that AI slop makes artists suicidal
>>712594274DOING EVERYTHING I CAN
>>712594318only bad artists
he says that while one of the biggest AI slop studios is being sued right now
>>712594143but why would you defend Troonguard? there's nothing worth redeeming on that game, journos admitted it was a failure. so why play defensive everytime someone is clowning on it?
>>712594352HOLDING ON TO WHAT I AM
>>712594380>microsoft suing google seethe, doesn't affect civitai or local genners, cope
Wow, congrats on catering to soulless bugmen. This game was mediocre. The story was shit compared to Nier or Bayonetta. Everybody might as well just make Gacha's if we're talking about profits. This game will be forgotten and remembered only as a mediocre Gooner game.
>install More Revealing Crimson
>Eve is even more exposed
>my eyes gravitate to her ass cheeks
>jack off, again
How does anyone finish this game?
>>712594413PRETENDING I'M A SUPERM-ACK!
>>712594462keep seething troon
Still pretty early on, just got past The Corrupter, but I'm having more fun with the game than I thought so far. My only issue with the gameplay is that the skill tree does the same shit as Nioh where abilities you really should have just started with are locked behind upgrades, but it's a minor problem in the grand scheme.
>>712593860They upgraded recently.
https://x.com/ShiftUpWorld/status/1928741370329493989
I'm not a nigger so I don't give a shit about brap-boxes. Post gigantic tits mods instead.
>>712594462You've never played any of those games
>>712594506Keep jerking off to pixel incel. Go outside and have sex. Oh, wait, you'll never touch a woman.
>>712594080It's actually because the terraforming equipment malfunctioned due to disrepair.
>>712593032One thing I'm a bit peeved about with NIKKE though is that it has a couple of passes on going and it costs $20 for each one to get the paid rewards
>>712594619you weren't supposed to point that out
>>712594558This is such a massive waste of money in a post-AI world. They know about AI so they must be fucking retarded.
>>712594559Why would you need mods?
damn, the modernia outfit has some gazongas as well
I tried just watching porn instead but JAV's don't do it for me anymore
>>712594694yeah think of the money they could have donated to israel instead
>>712587693Robots don't fart.
The end.
>>712594462>This game will be forgotten and remembered only as a mediocre Gooner game.You said this last year. All you creatures did. And look what happened, stellar blade gets a sequel while the games you championed with your woke ethics are dead.
>>712594704Cause that's too small
>/v/ spent a year shitting on Stellar Blade
>gets a PC release
>/v/ praises the shitbout of Stellar Blade
You niggers are literally worthless as far as game discussuonnis concerned, I swear. Literal platform cult mentality here.
>>712592575>Install nude mod>Play the game while edging>Nut>"Well, I'll play until the next big camp.">End up playing for two more hours because the game's actually funMy dick bought this game for me, but it turned out to be something we both enjoy.
>>712594619why can't we just murder and hunt these people like animals? genuine question i'd love to shoot this jewish freak in the fucking head
>>712593940>The global authority on PC games
>>712594808that sounds like a bad idea you can't say that
>>712594772>he doesnt know
>>712594794You're sadly an idiot, anon.
>>712594794It can't be helped.
>>712593305This, places like Eidos 7 and 9, Spire 4, and that subway area were very cool
>>712594843yeah im sorry i didn't mean that and i forgot to add "in minecraft" at the end
>>712593705Thanks anon. Is he a vendor in Xion?
>>712590859No, they are not.
this faggot is really trying to shill AI in a stellar blade thread, his studio must be desperate for money
Bros, how do you get more fishing points than measly scraps?
>>712594794to be fair it wasn't these people, probably.
would someone really do that? shit on threads then build them up?
>>712594794/v/ did not spend a year shitting on Stellar Blade
>>712594860mistranslation. That joke doesn't exist in KR and JP
>>712594794That's how it always is with these games that come to PC late. PC has the worst shitposters.
>>712594950not my problem. any translation signed off by the studio is automatically canon.
>>712594794>>712592575You're allowed to say the game is good now
I really love this game, bros.
>>712594794Nah, I remember /v/ generally being really positive about it. It stood out to me since I don't have a PS5 so I just assumed they were overhyping it because they had nothing else to play. Turns out it's pretty good.
>>712593940>Joshua Wolenslol jew
>>712594808im joking this was a joke. a dark joke.
>>712594934Well, they gotta try something new. Their previous tactics aren't getting the engagement numbers they want to see.
>>712594794>>/v/ spent a year shitting on Stellar BladeDid it?
>>712587535>>712587442 (OP)I want ball joint dolls video game
>>>/a/279635538
>>712587442 (OP)Will Even let any dude cum inside her?
>>712592575Chinese bots are unironically affecting the game. The player count dropped by 80% after China's prime time.
>>712595079>there is no vibe shift there is no vibe shift there is no vibe shift there is no vibe shift there is no vibe shift there is no vibe shift >nothing to see here, this is actually just le successful game>we are not owned we are not owned we are not owned>nobody panic>everythings finelol
>>712595206for a can of soda yes
>>712594937Fish somewhere else
>>712587596for darkest of dicks going inside their vaginas and nutting inside like a fountain and impregnating
>>712594274>>712594352>>712594413>>712594481I'm ashamed to admit I had to google this. It's been forever since I heard this song.
>>712594173I donโt remember but itโs some AI artist who paywalls all his โgoodโ stuff
>>712595207>muh botsis that your new angle, schizo? lol
>>712591547Teach me how to make webms like that please?
>>712587535>>712589776>Monstergirls vs gynoidsFUND IT
NOW
>>712589969Raven is pure sexo
>>712595253>for a can of soda yesWhat a horny android
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>>712592503There's at least 5 camp discs in the open world areas and 6 new fish. All minor things, but feels more fleshed out than Nier DLC.
>>712595314use boram and figure it out, its not that hard
>>712594808Soon. Go watch any video about israel even on a cucked site like youtube the comments are filled with people clearly fed up with the jews.
How did Gynoids and Big Butts goes together so well?
Why is the combat so fucking bad? Timings are so weird.
>>712594192What made you drop NIKKE?
>>712595310sells 180K drops down to 40K almost immediately all at the same time.
This game is so hyperinflated by bots.
>>712595414israel literally starting ww3 with iran rn
>installed the mod so its in permanent scan mod and just lists all the items/enemies/objects
Finally. Time to game
>>712595471are you on the demo? stick with it. the game really opens up its moveset
>>712595517those bots have a mysterious pattern. like a... sleep cycle...
>>712595524Yeah but iranians are weak retarded monkeys with few allies. Likely they'll be swept aside without serious western intervention but it really depends how it all plays out. Apparently some time in the next 24 hours they're planning to fire approx 1800-2000 missiles at israel where previous strikes have been around the 150-200 mark so it will be interesting to watch and see how capable they really are.
>>712595471It's dependent on enemies. Also do no try to dodge melee hits.
>>712589969>>712595597sauce
>>712595624based af, you should be supportive, the people they are fighting want you tortured and mutilated, while they just want you dead
>>712595517it's just people going to sleep, schizo
a lot of games (especially those with a large chinese playerbase) have similar looking graphs
>>712594718>>712594704My wife won't like this. Stop
>>712595378I didn't know there were more camp songs than the Scarlet one, that's cool.
But,
>6 new fishWhat?
>>712595665>sauceits raven
>>712595517You're trying so very hard to be negative.
>>712593305>If there is a sequelI mean Shift Up already confirmed the plans on their earnings call.
>>712595473I just got tired of logging in everyday only to mainly just press or keep the auto battle buttons on, and having to go full hard pity on almost all the characters I wanted. It was more me just feeling like dropping gacha games altogether
>>712595665I want the kikes dead because they've spent centuries attacking europe, using groids and muslims as their weapon. Going all the way back to muslim aggression preceding the crusades, it was jews bringing muslims and africans into christian kingdoms.
They are two fingers on the same hand which always has attacked and harassed the west. Whoever loses the war I hope we nuke the winner off the fucking face of the earth and then purge whichever ones have taken up residence in our civilization. Fucking dick chopping desert savages can all fuck off. I want everyone on both sides dead.
>>712595619>>712595687Yeah, man, totally natural to have 68% Chinese sales. of course the Chinese bots would overinflate the numbers.
>>712595719Go fish right now
>>712595294I think I can see it
>>712590412Where is the christian fundamentalist schizo?
>>712595839That's not a fish. What does it even do?
>>712595814>>712595687>>712595517Anon, you do realize the game sold most in east asia right? I live in Japan and the game is a top seller on JP steam for weeks now.
Are you implying asian money doesn't count? I'm pretty sure Gaben, ShiftUp or Sony doesn't care. It's still money.
>>712595876going to be honest I haven't seen him in actual months
not since someone told him the game had biblical imagery what with Adam and Eve
>>712595802wait til you figure out who is behind christians
When can you start fishing?
>>712595814based chinese players know whats good
cucked americans dont play good games anymore
>>712594808Hundreds of years ago, when the world was proper, pogroms were a common occurrence.
>>712595814I've seen this same retard in like 9 SB threads now doing the same desperate shit
>>712596124Yea, it's one of the new shitposts.
>>712596070>based chinese players know whats goodThey d0
When do you unlock selfie mode?
>>712587442 (OP)How does it feel giving SONY your money?
>it doesn't matter to me, I will just pira- ACK!Again, how does it feel to give SONY your money?
>>712595814Split Fiction had similar numbers when it came out.
These are all bots as well, right? Take your fucking meds.
>decide to play the demo to see what the fuss is about
>nice graphics
>gorgeous women
>said women are screaming in pain, being bloodied and killed
>the sexy stern one gets her arm chopped off with the bone sticking out and gets stabbed by a huge claw
>feel really uncomfortable and turn off the game
women don't belong in combat
>>712596025I know what you're driving at but some sects of christianity know the correct way to treat the jew
>unlock the map
>lose all intrest in the game
>uninstalled after 5 hours of play
>>712596042Once you reach the Great Desert you can get a fishing rod.
>>712596203I'm happy to give them my money if they actually produce games that I want. They used to do it all the time.
>>712593713this skin fucking mogs every mod right now
>>712596223yea? whats their kill count?
>>712596194Once you reach Xion. There is a photography side quest that teaches you how to use it.
>>712590491This but not being a pedant and fucking all nonhuman women
>>712596203Why does /v/ care so much about what other people do with their money?
In this genre of game called character action?
>>712596381It is. I wish there was a mod that removes or slims down the sleeves but keeps everything else in fact. The mod version is literally just a chinese dudou. It's not the same
>>712596554Only poor people care about how others spend their money.
>>712596567honestly I feel like Stellar Blade is a 3d classicvania. the upgrades aren't really there for typical character action games and the power ups are tied to exploration and game progress. levels are linear but there's tons of secrets and the only rewards are gameplay, plot, and cosmetics + the aforementioned power ups
>>712596567>character actionIt is just an action game.
>>712596567Technically it is, but it plays like a hybrid of CAG and a soulslike.
My biggest issue is how the player's combat mastery progression is
>if you're a noob, you play it like a souls game>once you get better it starts playing like a character action game>however you start playing the game by its rules which is just parrying and perfect dodging and using beta skills when ready, which severely limits player expressionI have seen many people play well, but I have yet to see people play creatively, i.e. using double jumps to avoid hits, memorizing frame data and hitboxes to naturally avoid hits, using all weapons like grenades and your various gun ammo to mix into your melee combos, etc. That sort of thing
>>712596223holy based Luther
>>712587442 (OP)How popular is eve in comparison to 2b anyways?
Eve is such a cuck
>refused
>kill all enemies
>save
>literally see all enemies I just killed pop back
HOLY FUCK is the RAM for this game that bad!? AND THAT POP IN
>>712596581learn how to record/encode videos properly before posting next time
I'm a few hours in and I haven't bought a single Beta Skill upgrade. How retarded am I?
>>712597048dont worry buddy youll figure it out eventually
>>712596581The cutscenes are so cool
>>712597127You are based (Ive done the same thing)
>>712596921Also, because the enemies really punish you for playing sloppily, you rarely get a chance to actually style on them. Like I really want to use all my fancy combos, but the enemy barely gives me an inch to use that before I'm bombarded by flashing blues, yellows and red attacks so the player is forced to play very defensive.
>>712597127I didn't for a while either. Not retarded
>>712596921>have seen many people play well, but I have yet to see people play creativelyThat's a flaw on the player end though, most people aren't creative and won't do anything more than dodge + basic attack. You won't see anybody but a small minority expanding beyond that in any game or genre.
>>712597127You need it mostly for the extra hit. It makes Beta skills so much more satisfying to pull off.
Why tf do u only have one weapon in this game?
>>712597162spectacular ass shot
>>712597127i only started upgrading them when i had nothing else to waste SP on. they do come quite in handy tho... if u upgrade ur other trees to gain beta energy faster then these beta skill tree upgrades will be useful too. i'd save them for last.
>>712597264I suppose that's true. Oh how many Elden Ring gameplay videos where you open the video and it's a guy dual wielding rivers of blood and a bloody uchigatana. I immediately close the video because I immediately know how this guy is gonna play.
>>712596921>>712597215That's pretty fair. I'd hesitate to call Stellar Blade a CAG or DMC-like for those reasons.
>>712597127If you're having fun, fuck it.
>>712592960>>712597808you could say the entire game is about whether or not she is a robot.
>>712592960>>712597808No. Nikke can't get pregnant
>>712595207Bots can buy games now? With whose money? For what purpose?
>>712597415It does get egregious. It's why so many people think Souls is balanced around 1v1 fights + rolling almost exclusively.
whats the secret to zooming in really close in photomode?
also what the fuck is taking the modders so long to fix it?
>>712596554They want to learn how to spend it, because they don't have any.
Just post her naked, cucks
There's a mod that replaces Eve for Raven?
>>712594927late response but he's in the scrap yard in the wasteland
ill take one for the team
>>712597915Not with that attitude
nice idle pose, tabbed out for a second and looked back to this. i didn't notice she did stuff like this before
don't mind me just listening to the best rest area song while shitposting
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8wTP4o_rf5E
>>712598528MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODS
>>712594794it was the same with dark souls, pcfags hated on both souls games until 2013 and then they were more annoying about it than the original fanbase
>>712597276>biggest booba outfit>silly cape covers the assPain
>>712598528>One line drives us crazy Why are we so easy?
Still never played, still never gooned to her
>>712598662oh it wasn't an idle pose, i just walked only close enough for her to put one leg on it. still pretty cool
Today the game gets 200k ccu
wtf do they want me to do
>>712598975is this your first fucking video game or something, retard?
>>712594237Oh that funny atheist is talking about god again, what a quirky fellow. I bet he worships Karl Marx too, like every other cookie cutter redditor/bluesky user.
>>712597915>Nikke can't get pregnantLies
>>712598528Do you think robots fart?
>>712599048excellent guess, anon
>>712595814China is 17.2% of the world's population (4x USA's population) and the sales are 8x, meaning it's about twice as popular in China. They are developed country and can afford video games now. They have one of the lowest fertility rates = a lot of gamers. There are less wokes in China than in America. The numbers make perfect sense.
>>712598662The best rest song is Oasis, anon. Get it right.
Any mods that make Eve flat?
>>712599153I bet he owns a Che Guevara shirt too. These types are very cliche.
Can you replay the Nikke missions after finishing?
Korea finally found something worth exporting other than tea pots from like the 1800s. Is the Nikke DLC part of the free update or do I have to pay shekels for it?
MASSIVE REFUNDS SOON LMAO DONT LOOK AT THE STEAM PLAYER COUNBT DONT LOOK AT IT HAHAHAHA
>>712597162now this is the white man's game
probably why it is making trannies seethe so much
>>712599151i can verify that there is a very tight hole that may serve such purposes
>50% player count LOSS in ONE day
snoy shit tongue my anuis fuck you fuck you fuck you
>>712597162Scarlet is so fucking cool. Her outfit and this fight makes the NIKKE dlc so worth it.
>>712594597you'll never be one
I wish hard mode made NG+ a bit more harder in the earlier areas at least, kinda feels like a slog going through mobs with little effort
>>712599681>see something like this>really makes me want to play the game>remember that I'm absoulte garabge and die a bunch of time to trash mobs
>>712599628E33 and Stellar Blade are the ultimate games for heterosexual white males, which is precisely why they both have so much seething every time they are mentioned
>>712599681Dumb hat dumb hat
>>712587442 (OP)Shexyo and Cutesexyrobutts have been duplicated by AI so much, that whenever I see the genuine artwork, I just assume it's AI too
>>712599816Funny you say that because the european city in E33 is full of blacks lol
>>712599782That's fine because Scarlet is the malenia of the game. Beating her is an achievement that's worth it because not only do you get her outfit, you get a custom burst move and new camp music.
>>712599816E33 is generic 4 niggas in a row slop with "pres X now" mechanics. I've watched a few streams and not only does it look like shit it looks boring af I don;t see why people like it so much.
>>712599906you never see another groid after the ~30 minute mark of the game and literally every last one of them dies
>>712591936I understand the west would have been malding, but i think tiny Lily would've been the better Korean fmc
>>712599908>maleniaNo idea who that is. This is my first souls like game since dark magic was stupid OP in DS2.
>>712599929>I've watchedthere's your problem, retard-kun. it's good enough for Stellar Blade's director to call it GOTY and 100% it, because he is a man of patrician taste
>>712600018He was clearly paid. That dev team spent a fuck ton hiring jeet farms and paying anyone with a heartbeat to shill their generic ass game
>>712594772>but i did eat breakfast this morning
>>712599949Ok but the devs still made the decision to add them for some reason.
>>712599906Take your babby's first trolling playbook somewhere else dude
is the english dub atrocious?
>>712600013Fuck you Doro!
>>712600080keep coping, retard. make sure to come apologize when the game is still discussed 20 years from now and you realize it was talked about so much because it is a genuinely great game
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>>712600126No, it just isn't as good.
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Dumb fucking gooners.
>>712599994He must be talking about Malenia the boss from Elden Ring. She was internet famous for being one of the hardest bosses ever. Or something like that
>>712600169you will NEVER be a woman, nor will you ever be anything even remotely resembling a woman. faggot.
>>712600169This word has lost all meaning.
>>712600146nigga that shit is FOTM garbage. It's already about forgotten. in a few months aint nobody gonna remember that shit
>>712600169Glory to Xi Jinping
>>712600223it will win goty and it will be consistently topping "best of 2020's" lists in 5 years, be sure to get your noose tied ahead of time.
>>712599816>>E33 and Stellar Blade are the ultimate games for heterosexual white malesYou can tell by the freckle connection
>>712600352I'M the one coping? kek. anyway i'm not here to argue about E33 so i'm done talking about it, just pointing out that anyone with actual good taste is eating good lately because E33 and Stellar Blade are both absolute kino.
>>712600405>(game i didn't play) isn't goodyou deserve to be raped by a pack of groids
>>712587442 (OP)900 pounds of pussy and tits
>>712600126I like it. I wanted to do the korean but reading subs just isnt ideal for a game like this. Ill do korean on replays after I know the story. But right now my attention is learning the combat and understanding the story.
Also, I think the British adds some SOVL. As an American it just makes it seem more mystic / weird.
>>712600405wow I'm totally convinced
>>712600218>>712600219>>712600237>>712600475And also you will die alone if you keep running away from your problems and choosing escapism instead of facing problems head on. That's why real women don't like you. Stop jerking off to pixels so much it's not healthy.
This is ridiculous. She's practically naked
>>712600603i'm married and have a child you dumb tranny, you will never reproduce because you have no ovaries. by all means, keep projecting though you fat fucking loser. 41% already.
I like this game but the fanbase is pure dogshit.
Whenever Im reaching a boss or big cutscene Im trying to resist just going back to the default outfit. I feel like Im not playing the "canon" version.
>>712600698>I hate that straight men like hot womenOk?
keep posting Eve's delicious ass and tits, disregard the mindbroken troon seething at chinks itt.
>>712600684Sure you are :)
>>712600738I just find most fans of the game really fucking annoying.
>>712600698what fanbase. Are you going to twitter communities? Steam communities? Or you just talking about these threads? I have no idea what the "community" is even like outside of skimming these threads. You are in too deep if its bothering you, let alone even aware of it enough to put a personality to it
>>712600603>wall of projection schizobabble
Fuck me it's been way too long since I last played, think about half a year? I'm not used to the control scheme
https://x.com/zqr4jWaJGt7cmno/status/1933041157099139497
BBW mods when? I want stellar slampig
finally used the blaster cell for the first time in the Abyss Levoire, kek this shit is kino as hell
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>>712600704Captain outfit has been my favorite for use during gameplay and cutscenes. I switch to the sexy stuff for photos.
Eve sucks as a protag. Should have been Adam or Raven.
>>712600863they banned me from the discord for posting the pics i found here
i have touched myself many times because of this game since i started playing yesterday
the sexual tension just builds up, you know?
why does her ass keep looking at me like that?
i know she wants my dick
The blackpill is even when we push back against the wokies that had stripped women of any general attractiveness in this industry, there seems to be some prevailing disgust to just letting men find women attractive. You see it in these threads and general discussion around this game. Sure there are some over the top gooners. But just normal guys that find the girl hot and like the game, people seem to have some defense mechanism where they cant "let men get away it". You cant just be a guy that finds that girl sexy, that must be stopped.
I dont know if this was trained by (((them))) or some type of biological instinctual response. If the ladder, no idea what evolutionary purpose it serves. Its clearly working in a faulty way if so.
I just realized I've played this game for way over 2 hours and I haven't gotten that Nikke code thing.
How are you suppose to get it?
>>712601118I like her. She's not a girlboss who don't need no man. She's not a quippy, snarky cunt. She's just a girl trying to survive in a harsh world, but relies on her friends along the way
>>712601284>>712600985I accept your concession
>>712587442 (OP)the combat fucking sucks outside of 1v1s
>>712601357it's not a set timeframe, it's however long it takes you to get to the city Xion
>>712589776>MONSTERGIRLS! OF COURSE! ITS SO SIMPLE!>i....I'm not following you.
>>712599908>Scarlet is the malenia of the gameDoubt.
t. completed SB a year ago
>>712601247>You see it in these threads99% of those posters are just baiters that larp as lefties in order to farm (You)s.
eve is making a lot of people mad, huh
>>712601432I'm like, great desert. I've been in Xion for ages
Do I have to turn on seasonal events?
I know the nikke DLC's on since I found Volt and Scarlet and all that.
>>712601487at your ship/hub in Xion there's a little box that contains it, near where Lilly is
you literally can't miss it
>>712601373She barely has anything going for her besides the eye candy but Raven and Tachy already have somewhat distinct character along with the eye candy.
>>712601487and no, i have seasonal events off and i have access to it
What if Eve got fucked over and Tachy was saved by Adam? Tachy vs Raven in who is the baddest bitch in the game.
>>712587442 (OP)Reminder. Blacks only.
>>712601634>>712601660why are you trannies like this
>>712601373I agree. I can see how people find it boring but I find it refreshing. Shes not cringe. Shes just a quiet, but capable girl. Reacting to the world around her.
>>712601701let the mods handle them
so fucking sick of the bbc nigger spammers
any white man that watches, advertises, or promotes blacked shit in any way should be executed
literal fucking disgusting beastiality
>>712599628But I made that webm and I'm not white
I want a costume based on Adam's jacket/coat. Shit looks mad comfy.
>>712601537You're being silly. Tachy appears like twice in the game. She essentially doesn't even have a personality beyond "Hey, I'm cool and you're pretty cool too Eve." Eve meanwhile is a fully formed character.
>>712595294ok now sauce THAT image faggot.
>>712587442 (OP)Dogshit for neets.
>>712600169this mod is for you i guess
>>712601775>any white man that watches, advertises, or promotes blacked shit in any way should be executed>whiteThey're all brown men, actually
Been thinking about making a fat mod. Eve,Raven,Lily and Tachy are all fat as fuck while the little droid that follows you is a gingerbreadman.
>>712601954i want 1997 internet back
>>712601529>>712601603Yeah but I checked and it ain't there.
The only boxes that were there were the pre order stuff. Unless I picked it up unknowingly but then how do I check it
>>712600963I'd feel the same.
>>712590412I only know a few of these
t. PS5fag
Is it true that Eve is huge jamaican woman tier areolas?
>>712601935Probably fake but still funny
>>712602128>that girl next to youCan I play as her instead?
>>712602028i'm not sure anon i wish i could be more help, i just saw the box there and haven't even redeemed mine yet
>>712601954this. at least israel is getting missiles launched at it so it can die down a bit more than usual
>>712601935this has to be a troll post, it reminds me of https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aDdOchBejcc
>>712601935Someone should just make a mod that auto unlocks the bear suit. Problem solved.
Then again, I think this is test by the Big A for him. If he can make it to unlocking the bear suit, he's halal certified.
>>712602128I find right hotter than left
>>712602278leave kaya out of this
>>712596749Honestly yeah that's a good point. It does follow that model. It's basically a 3d bloodstained ritual of the night, just with better everything
>>712602180>>712602363how the fuck can you not tell that it's OBVIOUSLY fake?
the man is intentionally mocking muslims and making it funny
i know its clown world and you are questioning everything, but come on...
>>712602470this, i used the bear suit while my daughter was around earlier
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what is wrong with modders?
they modded DORO to follow them
https://x.com/i/status/1933707642180194389
Hello coomer bros.
I am going into goon
and I need your strongest mods
>>712602616they have healthy cocks, im sorry for the loss of yours
>>712602574tbf, unless you know or live in a Muslim community/country, you might not understand the post at all
>>712602642My mods are too strong for you, anon.
>>712602616Is there a zero suit for Stellar blade?
>>712602616This is retarded looking. If you like this you are probably some turbovirgin loser.
>>712587693>not the tasting of farts and shit pastayou fucking suck
>>712602620I don't think I've ever seen a company embrace a community meme as much as Shiftup has embraced Doro.
Nexon made Khazan a woman
>>712600735
>>712602574I just wouldn't expect the average braindead shitposter to know what Akhira or Wudhu or abaya or zakat is, I've never even heard of them
>>712602363Bro just froze.
>>712599826turn on your monitor
>>712602687Now this one looks great, but if this
>>712602616 is the front, then it is ruined
>>712600620It's nice they give the outfit so early in the game.
>>712602808That's just the female slayer!
>>712602693>>712602813i literally don't know what any of those words means, but even I could tell he was mocking them and being funny on purpose
it's time to stop playing and gain some educational insights
>Final Fantasy fanboys in /ffg/ have been seething over gook CHADS destroying their knockoff Temu Devil May Cry
>in the middle of pride month for Square DEI-nix
Straight chads win again, Japs lose again
Many such cases, many laughs had
>>712600169>Dumb fucking gooners.>>712600405>This game is not good.>>712600603>And also you will die alone if you keep running away from your problems and choosing escapism instead of facing problems head on. That's why real women don't like you. Stop jerking off to pixels so much it's not healthy.
I swear this outfit is just painted on. Jesus christ
does sidequest progress carry over for NG+?
>>712601935I think this may possibly be a joke.
>>712587442 (OP)I don't play the game but I love seeing schizos ruining the thread.
>>712602962imagine if shiftup makes a turn based RPG
>>712602985You should see the tranny in /ffg/ seethe over how they hate attractive women
Of COURSE it is the JRPG fanboys angry about based gook designs
>>712602727I tell you I am going to goon; and I need your strongest mods
>>712601935>trademark signThis is one of the smoothest ways to hint that it is indeed a joke.
>>712603072My mods are too strong for you, anon. You'll have to look for weaker ones.
finally got my second Exospine slot, why did they give you the strongest Exospine in the entire fucking game from the start? i've never used any others until now
I feel like a prostitute in the slums
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3Bo8J-2ALWk
>>712603205>xbox controller
>>712603205i hope loverslab picks the game up, then you can actually be a prostitute in the slums
>>712602808>Fully clothedGay af
>>712603205Especially when all the male npcs look like hentai villains. I feel like this was intentional.
Serious question is there a mod that makes her more realistic?
I.e. smaller ass and tits?
That was the appeal of 2B. She wasn't completely over the top like Eve
>>712603284i haven't checked there, are you saying they haven't? i'd be really surprised if that's the case, they have all kinds of shit for even tiny games like trails
>>712603271why do you look like a tranny?
>>712603332don't be ashamed of being a flatchad anon, say it proudly
>>712603353anon if trannies looked like that they wouldn't be universally despised
>worked out the first 2@3 puzzle in like a minute
>was genuinely so stuck on telling the fucking time I had to look it up
I'm sorry but this is 5:01. I was even trying like 1701,1702 because I was so sure. That's clearly the BIG HAND on 12
>>712603271Where did you find it? I'm looking for cardigans and sweaters. Anis' outfit will have to do for now.
>>712603325I don't see any orcs
>>712603353every tranny player loves the glasses and that shit haircut for some reason
another anon told me it looks good to them because it reduces their "masculine profile" in real life
>>712595517look again. it's going to pass 200k today.
>>712603435>The Daily Knitted Dress is a Nano Suit exterior found in Matrix 11i looked it up for you because i couldn't remember, not sure where in Matrix 11 it is exactly though
>>712603427Anon that's 12:25
>>712603353Why are you mentally ill, gay and retarded?
>>712603419I AM A PROUD FLATCHAD!
I SAY IT LOUD I LIKE FLAT CHESTS
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>>712603427It's twenty five past noon
>>712600963lmao even in a gameplay clip
Has to be a bot
>>712603549I will never concede. The big hand is clearly on 12, they should redo the model
>>712603656The fat hand is on 12, that denotes the hour. The long hand is on 5, that denotes the minute.
>>712603332>makes her more realistic?Meet Shin Jae-eun, EVE's body model. Her body literally exists in real life, so its realistic
>>712603732That's the opposite to how clocks work in real life anon
>>712603349unreal engine games are really hard and annoying to mod, that's why most mods seem to be just texture/outfit replacers
they cant make good mods like sexlab framework easily for unreal engine games, especially when its so hard to inject code
>>712603740Asian women don't naturally grow breasts that big
>>712603857>s-she don't c-countlmao at the cope
>>712603786uh no it isn't, the shorter hand is the hour, the longer hand is the minute
>>712603878Small hand indicates the hour, large hand the minute. In that clock it looks like the hand on 12 is the large hand
>>712603956That's what I just said
>>712603786Anon, the short/small hand is the hour hand. The long/thin hand is the minute hand because it needs to be more accurate and actually point to the minute marks.
>>712603826>>712603349Loverslab has made nude rextures, but they can't do custom sex minigames because that requires script extenders, something that is currently blocked by denuvo since it tampers with the game's .exe. Until modders figure a way to bypass denuvo, we're out of luck.
>>712602962I'm enjoying this thread.
>>712603857Yes they do
Japanese bra sizes have been increasing over the past 60 years continuously, likely due to diet changes in the populace interacting with genetics.
>>712603993The longer hand is on 5
>>712603549, I traced out the hand length
>>712603997that's what I said.
>The long/thin hand is the minute handThen explain the fucking clock
>>712603549. You literally agree with me
>>712604068And I said I will never concede, it's a bad design
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>>712604135>Then explain the fucking clockI did. The thin one is longer than the fat one. Stop bullying cool clocks.
>>712604039>FF fan having a meltdown over Nikke I wish I hadn't searched the thread. These two series have nothing to do with each other
>>712604135The longer hand is at 5, I traced them out. For clocks with stylized hands, it's normal to make the shorter hand wider and the longer hand thinner to balance it out. I have a similar clock on my wall.
how annoying is it to catch every fish type? should i save it for NG+?
>>712604794Depends. Do you want the ocean maid outfit or not?
>>712604794I liked the fishing mini-game, so it wasn't annoying to me.
>>712604841i plan on 100%ing just don't know how much i should do before finishing my first playthrough
>>712603857No, their average is smaller. It remans an average. There's a lot of Asian women.
>>712599906Sounds like real life tho?
when's the point of no return? i finished abyss levoire, am i getting close?
I am no longer enjoying the Nikke missions
Fuck that stupid point defense one. Shit tier. Devs should fucking be sent to Kim's work camps.
came here to post this. im fucking seething dude.