Thread 712587442

How do we stop the android women?

Monster girls

BUILT

>>712587442 (OP)
Oh my indeed
>On first glimpse, mine heart leaps in rapture
>What is that over there, schnuckums?
>*Teleports behind you*
>Alas, I am closer, and with bottoms-bared you are vulnerable to my stealth attack
>*Crouches down at lightning speed*
>Why, greetings, fair arse. Might I withdraw a whiff?
>A gentleman cannot help but notice the arresting nature your curvature sports
>You are an arse that began its journey in full rosiness and pert quality
>However, blessed buttocks, like a daffodil that has been ravaged by slugs, you are now an arse that sags in a permanent frown, your crack housing a dark-grey fartdriller, permanently pungent
>The hands of the clock have not been kind, dearest arse, however you must now be ready for my hands, which I assure you.. will be... most kind...
>*Playful chortle*
>That's it, reveal yourself to me
>*Wedges buttockflaps apart, slowly, as the clagnut speckled hairs pull on each other and eventually snap apart, letting out a strong scent of rotting chicken and stale piss*
>*SNIFF*
>You did not disappoint me, my lower-class lovebug. It is a powerful aroma.. Thou hast revealed Thy favors and Thy bounties
>*SNIFF*
>Like the first guft of wind as you open a packet of sliced ham!
>Come on lass, you know what I require
>SQUEEEELDGE BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAP BRAP BRAP BROOOOOOOOARRRRRRRRRRRRQUUUOP

You activate their self-destruct and let the rest play out.

Here to remind you that she did nothing wrong

incredible game. trannies absolutely obliterated. tendies absolutely annihilated. "b-but what about the gameplay?!" faggots on suicide watch.

>>712587442 (OP)
her asses aren't that big

>>712589095
Not yet, he eats around now

>>712587442 (OP)
sheeeesh

>the photography questline
epic

>>712587535
technically android women are monster girls

android women are short

>>712587535
>

>>712587442 (OP)
If you like asses like that, you like fat women. Simple as

this game makes me excessively horny

I like the rain effect in the game

>>712589718
Is left the skinsuit?

>>712589389
I love scarlet so much bros. Her JP voice is so lovely.

Waiting for a fat mod for stellar blade

Asking from an earlier thread. Is the Gigas rematch fight in the wasteland supposed to be a midgame boss? I beat him after a dozen tries but man I used up a couple of revives.

>>712587442 (OP)
>Nigger ass
Reminder this is what amerimutts saw when looking at 2b at any time
And the reason why koreans decided to make nier automata but aimed at blacks and americans by focusing the game on asses instead.

>>712587442 (OP)
me on the right

>>712590305
idk i one-shot him and i kinda suck

post your chart,pussy

>>712587442 (OP)
2B's ass is not that big.

Never gonna play Stellar Blade
Never gonna play Nier Automata
Fucked, fucking and will fuck my fist to the lewds

>>712590412
easiest bingo of all time

>>712587535
This, but actual female monsters.

>>712590442
It's a new body

>>712590453
shame
Nier does require a bit of brain but Stellar is Poggers as your kind may call it

>>712590453
okay? why exactly do you think any of us care that you refuse to play a great game? your loss, retard

>>712590412
at least half of these are one dude

>>712590524
>>712590550
I don't know, i might play Stellar Blade in the far future. Are the gameplay and story any good?

>>712590859
Yes both games are overall good.

>>712590859
Story is meg but the gameplay is unironically fun once you get most of your mobility moves unlocked. Only deal breaker is if you dislike simon says defensr options and rather unreliable dodge.

>>712590859
i can't give overall thoughts on the story since i'm around 20 hours in, but it's decent so far and the characters are great. the gameplay is great and the music not winning OST of the year last year is a crime

so the nikke dlc is like 30 minutes long?

>descending force decal on butt
what did shift up mean by this?

>>712590412
The boobas are highly unrealistic

as expected the NIKKE devs know how to make a well proportioned girl.

>>712590959
>>712590987
>>712590990
I've seen a bit of gameplay and it does look fun. Are there any gacha or gachalike mechanics such as daily missions or lootboxes? I hate when games pull shit like that

>>712591251
well that's 1:1 what Alice is like so it's accurate for the crossover.

>>712591348
it's essentially sekiro + dmc + automata. yes, the girls are hot, but the game itself is actually good.

Not gonna lie, I never cared for anime or hentai. Always figured it was just weeb bait for people who couldn’t touch grass. Then Stellar Blade dropped, and it completely flipped the switch. It wasn’t just the gameplay, Eve’s design hit different. The way the animation, camera work, and attention to detail all leaned into it without apology… it just clicked. Next thing I know, I’m checking out artists on Pixiv, watching anime I used to ignore, even browsing some of the stuff I used to clown on. It’s not just about fanservice, it’s how bold and unfiltered it is. There’s a real craft to it. I get it now.

>>712587442 (OP)
if they made a DMC 4 Lady costume im finna bust

>>712591348
none at all whatsoever, there aren't even any microtransactions. it's genuinely incredible now un-kiked it is considering Shift Up are gacha devs. it's a standard game that feels like a throwback to much better times

CRACK WHEN??????

>>712587442 (OP)
chances of the game removing denuvo?

>>712591437
it took you long enough, faggot, but welcome aboard
>>712591464
never, buy it lest you be cursed to only getting faggotry infested groidslop for the rest of time.

>>712587442 (OP)
call tyrone, he can handle them...

>>712591532
not anytime before january 2026
most likely end of 2026

>>712587442 (OP)
>watch gameplay clip of Stellar Blade
>she looks like she has a black woman BBL
>visually disjointed pairing; doesn't work aesthetically
I'm opposite of le woke but I honestly don't get the appeal. Is this literally just for gooners?

>>712591628
https://store.steampowered.com/app/3564860/Stellar_Blade_Demo/

>>712591619
damn, i wanna buy the game but fuck denuvo

>>712591431
>>712591440
Thank fuck. You fags convinced me to give it a shot so i'll do just that whenever i get a better pc

>>712591348
Surprisingly no. Outside of the collab dlcs, the game has tons of content especially outfits that are unlockable for free.

>>712587442 (OP)
One white man is all you need to stop these robotic harlots

Lily Artemis II

god I hope DrSlumpX is working on some SD mods like he did with the RE remakes

what did she mean by this

Tachy my beloved...

>>712591082
Probably shorter if you cut out the travel time, but obviously that doesn't include how long it takes you to beat Scarlet and that could be anywhere from 2 minutes to 2 hours depending on player skill. It is five Nikke gameplay segments, one boss, a camp song and some cosmetics.
I don't know if I'd say it is worth the price, maybe if they made the outfits change the soundtrack like Nier but they don't seem to.

>tfw finally unlocked the 3rd Division Airborn suit
The fucking leather jacket is so fucking kakkoi.

>180k players
Are people actually playing the game or just jerking off?

>>712587442 (OP)
should we? my heart isn't in the fight.

>>712592575
At some point I would not be surprised if peter thiel was involved somehow. Or some other money laundering scheme.

>>712591710
it's optimized really well so you dont need a super pc to play it desu.

>wondered if shift up would add any nikke songs for the camp themes
>stumble across one of the nikke dlc collectibles
>pick it up
>they added one of my all time favorites
https://youtu.be/S-bOBwuBRdU
God bless you devs. The only thing to make me kneel even harder is to find out if they added any of the Old Tales songs like Rewrite or a long wait

>>712590412
>gook hating retard
Aw shit that's me sorry guys I just hate gooks

>>712592479
Reminder that Tachy did not have this gear initially and that Unidentified Naytiba actually went out of her way to play dress up with Tachy just to make her look cool for the fight. And also that it is bullshit that Eve didn't change to Tachy's sword after the boss battle.

>>712587442 (OP)
I just got to the wasteland so I’m not too far into the game, but is Eve really 100% robutt? She can’t get pregnant?

liking asses is gay you faggots

>>712592693
I still wouldn't like to run the game at 720p and 30fps with no anti aliasing praying my shitty laptop is able to handle it

>>712587535
>>712589776
Kek

the neat thing about stellar blade is you think it's just about hot girls, but the game itself is actually great. people assume a game with hot girls = bad gameplay.

NIKKE is good for a gacha too.

>>712592575
Lol

>>712590412
wheres the panel for "we get it, you're gay" and the guy who spams archive links

>>712587442 (OP)
Why are nier fans always so desperate to piggy back on eve

>>712593032
Gacha is never good

>>712593032
nikke is the only gallery shooter on the market worth talking about gacha aside and arguably the best way to play gachas is free to play.

>>712592575
The game is unironically fun. There are thousands of softcore and hentai games on steam. This game wouldnt have an overwhelmingly positive score and a high playerbase if it was just for jerking off. Some people prefer to do both.
Still slowly finishing up some side quests in the wasteland.
Does anybody know where to get glasses?

>>712591936
cute

>>712593032
Nikke is mostly an idle game though

>>712591710
Btw it has a demo that's like the first hour plus a boss fight that's maybe 15-ish hours in. But yeah I've been playing it a lot since PC release and it's real good. Have some personal shit I'd change about the combat, the setting and story right now are very generic. But I'd give it a solid 8/10 even without the coom factor.

I am in love

>>712587442 (OP)
Ohfuckhnghhh

If there is a sequel I hope there's no more deserts

>>712593032
>people assume a game with hot girls = bad gameplay.
This is a heavily parroted talking point, but its really not based on anything but their own personal bias and taste.

>that level of detail
Modders could never.

>>712592674
Kill yourself

>>712593112
nikke designs are good and the writing isnt bad. also i've got some good units even without paying a cent before, you just farm missions or whatever.

>>712587442 (OP)
EVE isnt an android though

>>712593339
Gacha is never good

>>712587862
>>712591120
>>712591901
ooh my gawddd

>>712590859
>>712591437
>>712592687
sauce pls

>>712592759
>snoys will never get this
KEK 70 bucks all day

>>712593114
That is great to hear. I am a big fan of Gallery Shooters myself and am looking forward to commanding a squad of adorable Nikkes. It's free to play, so I may as well give it a shot.

How do I play this game without my wife catching me?

>>712593414
Buy an ad

it boggles the mind how other devs make DEI designs and no one buys it, and they can't figure out why.

>>712593446
Just play it. Are you some kind of nancyboy?

>>712593471
That outfit is awful

>>712591901
why do coom mods look so bad on eve?

>the games journos shill, fail
>the games they call chud games, thrive
hmm.

>>712593324
I disagreed with this take but having the game myself now, yeah it'll definitely be uncommon to see original mods on the level of detail that match some of the in game outfits.

>>712593607
I wonder for how many years you'll be talking about dragon age lmao

?

>>712593305
Seriously. Why did the devs think it was a good idea to put TWO FUCKING SHIT dessert areas?

>>712593148
>Does anybody know where to get glasses?
D1G-g2r has some for sale, i think some other vendors do when you level their affinity but i can't remember exactly and i can't play for another hour to check

>>712593545
any outfit is fine, the red dress is nice though, look at those shoes.

>>712593705
thanks, my d1gg2r

>>712590307
Oh please, the niggers said eve had a flat ass.

>>712593645
Is it really "talking about" to solely use it as a point of reference for steam player counts?

>>712593701
Desert*

>>712593701
I like the wasteland a lot, it's the right kind of open area that's still actually designed and directed into multiple different areas

>>712593545
100 professional sex-starved Korean modelers with expensive photo capture technology vs average joe shitter simpleton modder

>>712593769
The image conveyed the meaning, words do too.
I guess the better question is how many years until you stop bringing it up, chartnigger

>>712593645
no one's talking about dragon age except you. this is a stellar blade xir.

>>712593940
same author

>>712593940
what editor would approve such a stupid and pointless article?

>>712587442 (OP)
I've spent some time playing around with mods, even the most degenerate of them.

I can say with post-nut clarity:

THESE MODS WILL NEVER BE BETTER THAN BASE/DLC COSTUMES

The game itself just mogs the modded skins so far. Sure, there will be some targeted fetish mods like the one I just busted a nut to (college slut Eve) but in terms of quality the base/dlc is better.

the crossover event is great, look at NIKKE eve, aka green bell pepper:

>>712593932
>can't read simple images
>muh trannies
:^) silly desu

>>712593987
Jeez now we are dragging out BG3 too lmao

>>712593545
current mods were rushed in under 48 hours
positive within a month or two we will see better mods

This is why it's nothing but desert.

>>712593870
>goes into defense mode everytime Troonguard is made fun of
take the L

>>712593940
>women are wearing less clothes
>lets whine about it!

>>712594086
So how many years do you think it'll be?

>>712594049
catbox?

>>712594026
>tfw there was an armpitCHAD that worked on Raven's art in Nikke
It almost made me reinstall Nikke. Almost.

>>712594121
game journos are the /pol/ incels of video game women

>>712594043
the irony of you calling out that guy for not reading simple images yet here you are not getting the point of posting two retarded articles made by the same author.

>>712593940
>>712593987
Better example

SO HERE I AM

Any bimbo mods yet? Asking for myself

>>712593934
I love that AI slop makes artists suicidal

>>712594274
DOING EVERYTHING I CAN

>>712594318
only bad artists

he says that while one of the biggest AI slop studios is being sued right now

>>712594143
but why would you defend Troonguard? there's nothing worth redeeming on that game, journos admitted it was a failure. so why play defensive everytime someone is clowning on it?

>>712594352
HOLDING ON TO WHAT I AM

>>712594380
>microsoft suing google
seethe, doesn't affect civitai or local genners, cope

Wow, congrats on catering to soulless bugmen. This game was mediocre. The story was shit compared to Nier or Bayonetta. Everybody might as well just make Gacha's if we're talking about profits. This game will be forgotten and remembered only as a mediocre Gooner game.

>install More Revealing Crimson
>Eve is even more exposed
>my eyes gravitate to her ass cheeks
>jack off, again

How does anyone finish this game?

>>712594413
PRETENDING I'M A SUPERM-ACK!

>>712594462
keep seething troon

Still pretty early on, just got past The Corrupter, but I'm having more fun with the game than I thought so far. My only issue with the gameplay is that the skill tree does the same shit as Nioh where abilities you really should have just started with are locked behind upgrades, but it's a minor problem in the grand scheme.

>>712593860
They upgraded recently.
https://x.com/ShiftUpWorld/status/1928741370329493989

I'm not a nigger so I don't give a shit about brap-boxes. Post gigantic tits mods instead.

>>712594462
You've never played any of those games

>>712594506
Keep jerking off to pixel incel. Go outside and have sex. Oh, wait, you'll never touch a woman.

>>712593940
>>712593987

>>712594080
It's actually because the terraforming equipment malfunctioned due to disrepair.

>>712593032
One thing I'm a bit peeved about with NIKKE though is that it has a couple of passes on going and it costs $20 for each one to get the paid rewards

>>712594619
you weren't supposed to point that out

>>712594558
This is such a massive waste of money in a post-AI world. They know about AI so they must be fucking retarded.

>>712594559
Why would you need mods?

damn, the modernia outfit has some gazongas as well

I tried just watching porn instead but JAV's don't do it for me anymore

>>712594694
yeah think of the money they could have donated to israel instead

>>712587693
Robots don't fart.
The end.

>>712594462
>This game will be forgotten and remembered only as a mediocre Gooner game.
You said this last year. All you creatures did. And look what happened, stellar blade gets a sequel while the games you championed with your woke ethics are dead.

>>712594704
Cause that's too small

>google

yep hes retarded

>/v/ spent a year shitting on Stellar Blade
>gets a PC release
>/v/ praises the shitbout of Stellar Blade
You niggers are literally worthless as far as game discussuonnis concerned, I swear. Literal platform cult mentality here.

>>712592575
>Install nude mod
>Play the game while edging
>Nut
>"Well, I'll play until the next big camp."
>End up playing for two more hours because the game's actually fun

My dick bought this game for me, but it turned out to be something we both enjoy.

>>712594619
why can't we just murder and hunt these people like animals? genuine question i'd love to shoot this jewish freak in the fucking head

>>712594274
>>712594352
>>712594413
>>712594481
incredible...

>>712593940
>The global authority on PC games

>>712594808
that sounds like a bad idea you can't say that

>>712594772
>he doesnt know

>>712594794
You're sadly an idiot, anon.

>>712594794
It can't be helped.

>>712593305
This, places like Eidos 7 and 9, Spire 4, and that subway area were very cool

>>712594843
yeah im sorry i didn't mean that and i forgot to add "in minecraft" at the end

>>712593705
Thanks anon. Is he a vendor in Xion?

>>712590859
No, they are not.

this faggot is really trying to shill AI in a stellar blade thread, his studio must be desperate for money

Bros, how do you get more fishing points than measly scraps?

>>712594794
to be fair it wasn't these people, probably.
would someone really do that? shit on threads then build them up?

>>712594794
/v/ did not spend a year shitting on Stellar Blade

>>712594860
mistranslation. That joke doesn't exist in KR and JP

>>712594794
That's how it always is with these games that come to PC late. PC has the worst shitposters.

>>712594950
not my problem. any translation signed off by the studio is automatically canon.

>>712594794
>>712592575
You're allowed to say the game is good now

I really love this game, bros.

>>712594794
Nah, I remember /v/ generally being really positive about it. It stood out to me since I don't have a PS5 so I just assumed they were overhyping it because they had nothing else to play. Turns out it's pretty good.

>>712593940
>Joshua Wolens
lol jew

>>712594808
im joking this was a joke. a dark joke.

>>712594934
Well, they gotta try something new. Their previous tactics aren't getting the engagement numbers they want to see.

>>712594794
>>/v/ spent a year shitting on Stellar Blade
Did it?

>>712587535
>>712587442 (OP)
I want ball joint dolls video game
>>>/a/279635538

>>712587442 (OP)
Will Even let any dude cum inside her?

>>712592575
Chinese bots are unironically affecting the game. The player count dropped by 80% after China's prime time.

>>712595079
>there is no vibe shift there is no vibe shift there is no vibe shift there is no vibe shift there is no vibe shift there is no vibe shift
>nothing to see here, this is actually just le successful game
>we are not owned we are not owned we are not owned
>nobody panic
>everythings fine
lol

>>712595206
for a can of soda yes

>>712594937
Fish somewhere else

>>712587596
for darkest of dicks going inside their vaginas and nutting inside like a fountain and impregnating

>>712594274
>>712594352
>>712594413
>>712594481
I'm ashamed to admit I had to google this. It's been forever since I heard this song.

>>712594173
I don’t remember but it’s some AI artist who paywalls all his “good” stuff

>>712595207
>muh bots
is that your new angle, schizo? lol

>>712591547
Teach me how to make webms like that please?

>>712587535
>>712589776
>Monstergirls vs gynoids

FUND IT
NOW

>>712589969
Raven is pure sexo

>>712595253
>for a can of soda yes
What a horny android

>>712592503
There's at least 5 camp discs in the open world areas and 6 new fish. All minor things, but feels more fleshed out than Nier DLC.

>>712595314
use boram and figure it out, its not that hard

>>712594808
Soon. Go watch any video about israel even on a cucked site like youtube the comments are filled with people clearly fed up with the jews.

How did Gynoids and Big Butts goes together so well?

Why is the combat so fucking bad? Timings are so weird.

>>712594192
What made you drop NIKKE?

>>712595310
sells 180K drops down to 40K almost immediately all at the same time.
This game is so hyperinflated by bots.

>>712595414
israel literally starting ww3 with iran rn

kek

>installed the mod so its in permanent scan mod and just lists all the items/enemies/objects
Finally. Time to game

>>712595471
are you on the demo? stick with it. the game really opens up its moveset
>>712595517
those bots have a mysterious pattern. like a... sleep cycle...

>>712595524
Yeah but iranians are weak retarded monkeys with few allies. Likely they'll be swept aside without serious western intervention but it really depends how it all plays out. Apparently some time in the next 24 hours they're planning to fire approx 1800-2000 missiles at israel where previous strikes have been around the 150-200 mark so it will be interesting to watch and see how capable they really are.

>>712595471
It's dependent on enemies. Also do no try to dodge melee hits.

>>712589969
>>712595597
sauce

>>712595624
based af, you should be supportive, the people they are fighting want you tortured and mutilated, while they just want you dead

>>712595517
it's just people going to sleep, schizo
a lot of games (especially those with a large chinese playerbase) have similar looking graphs

>>712594718
>>712594704
My wife won't like this. Stop

>>712589776
lol

>>712595378
I didn't know there were more camp songs than the Scarlet one, that's cool.
But,
>6 new fish
What?

>>712595665
>sauce
its raven

>>712595517
You're trying so very hard to be negative.

>>712593305
>If there is a sequel
I mean Shift Up already confirmed the plans on their earnings call.

>>712595473
I just got tired of logging in everyday only to mainly just press or keep the auto battle buttons on, and having to go full hard pity on almost all the characters I wanted. It was more me just feeling like dropping gacha games altogether

>>712595665
I want the kikes dead because they've spent centuries attacking europe, using groids and muslims as their weapon. Going all the way back to muslim aggression preceding the crusades, it was jews bringing muslims and africans into christian kingdoms.

They are two fingers on the same hand which always has attacked and harassed the west. Whoever loses the war I hope we nuke the winner off the fucking face of the earth and then purge whichever ones have taken up residence in our civilization. Fucking dick chopping desert savages can all fuck off. I want everyone on both sides dead.

>>712595619
>>712595687
Yeah, man, totally natural to have 68% Chinese sales. of course the Chinese bots would overinflate the numbers.

>>712595719
Go fish right now

>>712595294
I think I can see it

>>712590412
Where is the christian fundamentalist schizo?

>>712595839
That's not a fish. What does it even do?

>>712595814
>>712595687
>>712595517
Anon, you do realize the game sold most in east asia right? I live in Japan and the game is a top seller on JP steam for weeks now.
Are you implying asian money doesn't count? I'm pretty sure Gaben, ShiftUp or Sony doesn't care. It's still money.

>>712595876
going to be honest I haven't seen him in actual months
not since someone told him the game had biblical imagery what with Adam and Eve

>>712595802
wait til you figure out who is behind christians

When can you start fishing?

>>712595919
Nothing

>>712595814
based chinese players know whats good
cucked americans dont play good games anymore

>>712594808
Hundreds of years ago, when the world was proper, pogroms were a common occurrence.

>>712595814
I've seen this same retard in like 9 SB threads now doing the same desperate shit

>>712596124
Yea, it's one of the new shitposts.

>>712596070
>based chinese players know whats good
They d0

When do you unlock selfie mode?

>>712587442 (OP)
How does it feel giving SONY your money?

>it doesn't matter to me, I will just pira- ACK!

Again, how does it feel to give SONY your money?

>>712595814
Split Fiction had similar numbers when it came out.
These are all bots as well, right? Take your fucking meds.

>decide to play the demo to see what the fuss is about
>nice graphics
>gorgeous women
>said women are screaming in pain, being bloodied and killed
>the sexy stern one gets her arm chopped off with the bone sticking out and gets stabbed by a huge claw
>feel really uncomfortable and turn off the game
women don't belong in combat

>>712596025
I know what you're driving at but some sects of christianity know the correct way to treat the jew

>unlock the map
>lose all intrest in the game
>uninstalled after 5 hours of play

>>712596042
Once you reach the Great Desert you can get a fishing rod.

>>712596203
I'm happy to give them my money if they actually produce games that I want. They used to do it all the time.

>>712593713
this skin fucking mogs every mod right now

>>712596223
yea? whats their kill count?

>>712596194
Once you reach Xion. There is a photography side quest that teaches you how to use it.

>>712590491
This but not being a pedant and fucking all nonhuman women

>>712596203
Why does /v/ care so much about what other people do with their money?

In this genre of game called character action?

>>712596381
It is. I wish there was a mod that removes or slims down the sleeves but keeps everything else in fact. The mod version is literally just a chinese dudou. It's not the same

>>712596554
Only poor people care about how others spend their money.

>>712596567
honestly I feel like Stellar Blade is a 3d classicvania. the upgrades aren't really there for typical character action games and the power ups are tied to exploration and game progress. levels are linear but there's tons of secrets and the only rewards are gameplay, plot, and cosmetics + the aforementioned power ups

>>712596567
>character action
It is just an action game.

>>712596567
Technically it is, but it plays like a hybrid of CAG and a soulslike.
My biggest issue is how the player's combat mastery progression is
>if you're a noob, you play it like a souls game
>once you get better it starts playing like a character action game
>however you start playing the game by its rules which is just parrying and perfect dodging and using beta skills when ready, which severely limits player expression
I have seen many people play well, but I have yet to see people play creatively, i.e. using double jumps to avoid hits, memorizing frame data and hitboxes to naturally avoid hits, using all weapons like grenades and your various gun ammo to mix into your melee combos, etc. That sort of thing

>>712596567
Coomer action

>>712596223
holy based Luther

>>712587442 (OP)
How popular is eve in comparison to 2b anyways?

Eve is such a cuck
>refused

>kill all enemies
>save
>literally see all enemies I just killed pop back
HOLY FUCK is the RAM for this game that bad!? AND THAT POP IN

>>712596581
learn how to record/encode videos properly before posting next time

I'm a few hours in and I haven't bought a single Beta Skill upgrade. How retarded am I?

>>712597048
dont worry buddy youll figure it out eventually

>>712596581
The cutscenes are so cool

>>712597127
You are based (Ive done the same thing)

>>712596921
Also, because the enemies really punish you for playing sloppily, you rarely get a chance to actually style on them. Like I really want to use all my fancy combos, but the enemy barely gives me an inch to use that before I'm bombarded by flashing blues, yellows and red attacks so the player is forced to play very defensive.

>>712597127
I didn't for a while either. Not retarded

>>712596921
>have seen many people play well, but I have yet to see people play creatively
That's a flaw on the player end though, most people aren't creative and won't do anything more than dodge + basic attack. You won't see anybody but a small minority expanding beyond that in any game or genre.

>>712597127
You need it mostly for the extra hit. It makes Beta skills so much more satisfying to pull off.

Why tf do u only have one weapon in this game?

>>712597162
spectacular ass shot

>>712597127
i only started upgrading them when i had nothing else to waste SP on. they do come quite in handy tho... if u upgrade ur other trees to gain beta energy faster then these beta skill tree upgrades will be useful too. i'd save them for last.

>>712597264
I suppose that's true. Oh how many Elden Ring gameplay videos where you open the video and it's a guy dual wielding rivers of blood and a bloody uchigatana. I immediately close the video because I immediately know how this guy is gonna play.

>>712596921
>>712597215
That's pretty fair. I'd hesitate to call Stellar Blade a CAG or DMC-like for those reasons.

>>712597127
If you're having fun, fuck it.

>>712592960
Pls respond

>>712592960
>>712597808
you could say the entire game is about whether or not she is a robot.

>>712592960
>>712597808
No. Nikke can't get pregnant

>>712595207
Bots can buy games now? With whose money? For what purpose?

>>712597415
It does get egregious. It's why so many people think Souls is balanced around 1v1 fights + rolling almost exclusively.

whats the secret to zooming in really close in photomode?
also what the fuck is taking the modders so long to fix it?

>>712596554
They want to learn how to spend it, because they don't have any.

Just post her naked, cucks

There's a mod that replaces Eve for Raven?

>>712594927
late response but he's in the scrap yard in the wasteland

ill take one for the team

>>712597915
Not with that attitude

nice idle pose, tabbed out for a second and looked back to this. i didn't notice she did stuff like this before
don't mind me just listening to the best rest area song while shitposting
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8wTP4o_rf5E

>>712598528
MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODS

>>712594794
it was the same with dark souls, pcfags hated on both souls games until 2013 and then they were more annoying about it than the original fanbase

>>712597276
>biggest booba outfit
>silly cape covers the ass
Pain

>>712598528
>One line drives us crazy
Why are we so easy?

Still never played, still never gooned to her

>>712598662
oh it wasn't an idle pose, i just walked only close enough for her to put one leg on it. still pretty cool

Today the game gets 200k ccu

wtf do they want me to do

>>712598975
is this your first fucking video game or something, retard?

>>712594237
Oh that funny atheist is talking about god again, what a quirky fellow. I bet he worships Karl Marx too, like every other cookie cutter redditor/bluesky user.

>>712597915
>Nikke can't get pregnant
Lies

>>712598528
Do you think robots fart?

>>712599048
excellent guess, anon

>>712595814
China is 17.2% of the world's population (4x USA's population) and the sales are 8x, meaning it's about twice as popular in China. They are developed country and can afford video games now. They have one of the lowest fertility rates = a lot of gamers. There are less wokes in China than in America. The numbers make perfect sense.

>>712598662
The best rest song is Oasis, anon. Get it right.

Any mods that make Eve flat?

>>712599153
I bet he owns a Che Guevara shirt too. These types are very cliche.

Can you replay the Nikke missions after finishing?

Korea finally found something worth exporting other than tea pots from like the 1800s. Is the Nikke DLC part of the free update or do I have to pay shekels for it?

MASSIVE REFUNDS SOON LMAO DONT LOOK AT THE STEAM PLAYER COUNBT DONT LOOK AT IT HAHAHAHA

>>712599458
yes

>>712597162
now this is the white man's game
probably why it is making trannies seethe so much

>>712599151
i can verify that there is a very tight hole that may serve such purposes

>50% player count LOSS in ONE day
snoy shit tongue my anuis fuck you fuck you fuck you

>>712597162
Scarlet is so fucking cool. Her outfit and this fight makes the NIKKE dlc so worth it.

>>712594597
you'll never be one

I wish hard mode made NG+ a bit more harder in the earlier areas at least, kinda feels like a slog going through mobs with little effort

>>712599681
>see something like this
>really makes me want to play the game
>remember that I'm absoulte garabge and die a bunch of time to trash mobs

>>712599628
E33 and Stellar Blade are the ultimate games for heterosexual white males, which is precisely why they both have so much seething every time they are mentioned

>>712599681
Dumb hat dumb hat

>>712587442 (OP)
Shexyo and Cutesexyrobutts have been duplicated by AI so much, that whenever I see the genuine artwork, I just assume it's AI too

>>712599816
Funny you say that because the european city in E33 is full of blacks lol

>>712599782
That's fine because Scarlet is the malenia of the game. Beating her is an achievement that's worth it because not only do you get her outfit, you get a custom burst move and new camp music.

>>712599816
E33 is generic 4 niggas in a row slop with "pres X now" mechanics. I've watched a few streams and not only does it look like shit it looks boring af I don;t see why people like it so much.

>>712599906
you never see another groid after the ~30 minute mark of the game and literally every last one of them dies

>>712591936
I understand the west would have been malding, but i think tiny Lily would've been the better Korean fmc

Easily my GOTY

>>712599908
>malenia

No idea who that is. This is my first souls like game since dark magic was stupid OP in DS2.

>>712599929
>I've watched
there's your problem, retard-kun. it's good enough for Stellar Blade's director to call it GOTY and 100% it, because he is a man of patrician taste

>>712600018
He was clearly paid. That dev team spent a fuck ton hiring jeet farms and paying anyone with a heartbeat to shill their generic ass game

>>712594772
>but i did eat breakfast this morning

>>712599949
Ok but the devs still made the decision to add them for some reason.

>>712599906
Take your babby's first trolling playbook somewhere else dude

is the english dub atrocious?

>>712600013
Fuck you Doro!

>>712600080
keep coping, retard. make sure to come apologize when the game is still discussed 20 years from now and you realize it was talked about so much because it is a genuinely great game

>>712599929
>I've watched

>>712600126
No, it just isn't as good.

Dumb fucking gooners.

>>712599994
He must be talking about Malenia the boss from Elden Ring. She was internet famous for being one of the hardest bosses ever. Or something like that

>>712600169
you will NEVER be a woman, nor will you ever be anything even remotely resembling a woman. faggot.

>>712600169
This word has lost all meaning.

>>712600146
nigga that shit is FOTM garbage. It's already about forgotten. in a few months aint nobody gonna remember that shit

>>712600169
Glory to Xi Jinping

>>712600223
>>712600080
>>712599929
Why are you so generic?

>>712600223
it will win goty and it will be consistently topping "best of 2020's" lists in 5 years, be sure to get your noose tied ahead of time.

>>712600280
cope.

>>712600237
>>712600219
>>712600218
This game is not good.

>>712599816
>>E33 and Stellar Blade are the ultimate games for heterosexual white males
You can tell by the freckle connection

>>712600352
I'M the one coping? kek. anyway i'm not here to argue about E33 so i'm done talking about it, just pointing out that anyone with actual good taste is eating good lately because E33 and Stellar Blade are both absolute kino.
>>712600405
>(game i didn't play) isn't good
you deserve to be raped by a pack of groids

>>712587442 (OP)
900 pounds of pussy and tits

>>712600126
I like it. I wanted to do the korean but reading subs just isnt ideal for a game like this. Ill do korean on replays after I know the story. But right now my attention is learning the combat and understanding the story.

Also, I think the British adds some SOVL. As an American it just makes it seem more mystic / weird.

>>712600405
wow I'm totally convinced

>>712600218
>>712600219
>>712600237
>>712600475
And also you will die alone if you keep running away from your problems and choosing escapism instead of facing problems head on. That's why real women don't like you. Stop jerking off to pixels so much it's not healthy.

This is ridiculous. She's practically naked

>>712600603
i'm married and have a child you dumb tranny, you will never reproduce because you have no ovaries. by all means, keep projecting though you fat fucking loser. 41% already.

I like this game but the fanbase is pure dogshit.

Whenever Im reaching a boss or big cutscene Im trying to resist just going back to the default outfit. I feel like Im not playing the "canon" version.

>>712600698
....how?

>>712600698
>I hate that straight men like hot women
Ok?

keep posting Eve's delicious ass and tits, disregard the mindbroken troon seething at chinks itt.

>>712600684
Sure you are :)

>>712600738
I just find most fans of the game really fucking annoying.

>>712600698
what fanbase. Are you going to twitter communities? Steam communities? Or you just talking about these threads? I have no idea what the "community" is even like outside of skimming these threads. You are in too deep if its bothering you, let alone even aware of it enough to put a personality to it

>>712600603
>wall of projection schizobabble

>>712600850
again, how?

Fuck me it's been way too long since I last played, think about half a year? I'm not used to the control scheme

>>712600620
Whew

BBW mods when? I want stellar slampig

finally used the blaster cell for the first time in the Abyss Levoire, kek this shit is kino as hell

>>712600704
Captain outfit has been my favorite for use during gameplay and cutscenes. I switch to the sexy stuff for photos.

Eve sucks as a protag. Should have been Adam or Raven.

>>712600863
they banned me from the discord for posting the pics i found here

i have touched myself many times because of this game since i started playing yesterday
the sexual tension just builds up, you know?
why does her ass keep looking at me like that?
i know she wants my dick

The blackpill is even when we push back against the wokies that had stripped women of any general attractiveness in this industry, there seems to be some prevailing disgust to just letting men find women attractive. You see it in these threads and general discussion around this game. Sure there are some over the top gooners. But just normal guys that find the girl hot and like the game, people seem to have some defense mechanism where they cant "let men get away it". You cant just be a guy that finds that girl sexy, that must be stopped.

I dont know if this was trained by (((them))) or some type of biological instinctual response. If the ladder, no idea what evolutionary purpose it serves. Its clearly working in a faulty way if so.

I just realized I've played this game for way over 2 hours and I haven't gotten that Nikke code thing.
How are you suppose to get it?

>>712601118
I like her. She's not a girlboss who don't need no man. She's not a quippy, snarky cunt. She's just a girl trying to survive in a harsh world, but relies on her friends along the way

>>712601284
>>712600985
I accept your concession

>>712587442 (OP)
the combat fucking sucks outside of 1v1s

>>712601357
it's not a set timeframe, it's however long it takes you to get to the city Xion

>>712589776
>MONSTERGIRLS! OF COURSE! ITS SO SIMPLE!
>i....I'm not following you.

>>712599908
>Scarlet is the malenia of the game
Doubt.
t. completed SB a year ago

>>712601247
>You see it in these threads
99% of those posters are just baiters that larp as lefties in order to farm (You)s.

eve is making a lot of people mad, huh

>>712601432
I'm like, great desert. I've been in Xion for ages
Do I have to turn on seasonal events?
I know the nikke DLC's on since I found Volt and Scarlet and all that.

>>712601487
at your ship/hub in Xion there's a little box that contains it, near where Lilly is
you literally can't miss it

>>712601373
She barely has anything going for her besides the eye candy but Raven and Tachy already have somewhat distinct character along with the eye candy.

>>712601487
and no, i have seasonal events off and i have access to it

>>712587442 (OP)
2bbc

What if Eve got fucked over and Tachy was saved by Adam? Tachy vs Raven in who is the baddest bitch in the game.

>>712587442 (OP)
Reminder. Blacks only.

>>712601634
>>712601660
why are you trannies like this

>>712601373
I agree. I can see how people find it boring but I find it refreshing. Shes not cringe. Shes just a quiet, but capable girl. Reacting to the world around her.

>>712601701
let the mods handle them

so fucking sick of the bbc nigger spammers
any white man that watches, advertises, or promotes blacked shit in any way should be executed
literal fucking disgusting beastiality

>>712599628
But I made that webm and I'm not white

I want a costume based on Adam's jacket/coat. Shit looks mad comfy.

>>712601537
You're being silly. Tachy appears like twice in the game. She essentially doesn't even have a personality beyond "Hey, I'm cool and you're pretty cool too Eve." Eve meanwhile is a fully formed character.

>>712595294
ok now sauce THAT image faggot.

>>712587442 (OP)
Dogshit for neets.

>>712600169
this mod is for you i guess

>>712601775
>any white man that watches, advertises, or promotes blacked shit in any way should be executed
>white
They're all brown men, actually

Been thinking about making a fat mod. Eve,Raven,Lily and Tachy are all fat as fuck while the little droid that follows you is a gingerbreadman.

>>712601954
i want 1997 internet back

>>712601529
>>712601603
Yeah but I checked and it ain't there.
The only boxes that were there were the pre order stuff. Unless I picked it up unknowingly but then how do I check it

>>712600963
I'd feel the same.

>>712590412
I only know a few of these
t. PS5fag

YUP its gaming time

Is it true that Eve is huge jamaican woman tier areolas?

>>712601935
Probably fake but still funny

>>712602128
stroking

>>712602128
>that girl next to you
Can I play as her instead?

>>712602028
i'm not sure anon i wish i could be more help, i just saw the box there and haven't even redeemed mine yet
>>712601954
this. at least israel is getting missiles launched at it so it can die down a bit more than usual

>>712601935
this has to be a troll post, it reminds me of https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aDdOchBejcc

>>712601935
Someone should just make a mod that auto unlocks the bear suit. Problem solved.
Then again, I think this is test by the Big A for him. If he can make it to unlocking the bear suit, he's halal certified.

>>712602128
I find right hotter than left

>>712602278
leave kaya out of this

>>712596749
Honestly yeah that's a good point. It does follow that model. It's basically a 3d bloodstained ritual of the night, just with better everything

>>712602180
>>712602363
how the fuck can you not tell that it's OBVIOUSLY fake?
the man is intentionally mocking muslims and making it funny
i know its clown world and you are questioning everything, but come on...

>>712602470
this, i used the bear suit while my daughter was around earlier

what is wrong with modders?

they modded DORO to follow them

https://x.com/i/status/1933707642180194389

Hello coomer bros.
I am going into goon
and I need your strongest mods

>>712602616
they have healthy cocks, im sorry for the loss of yours

>>712602574
tbf, unless you know or live in a Muslim community/country, you might not understand the post at all

>>712602642
My mods are too strong for you, anon.

>>712602616
Is there a zero suit for Stellar blade?

>>712601935
kek

>>712602616
This is retarded looking. If you like this you are probably some turbovirgin loser.

>>712602687
oh my...

>>712587693
>not the tasting of farts and shit pasta
you fucking suck

Eve is so cool, bros..

>>712602620
I don't think I've ever seen a company embrace a community meme as much as Shiftup has embraced Doro.

Nexon made Khazan a woman >>712600735

>>712602574
I just wouldn't expect the average braindead shitposter to know what Akhira or Wudhu or abaya or zakat is, I've never even heard of them

>>712602363
Bro just froze.

>>712599826
turn on your monitor

>>712602687
Now this one looks great, but if this >>712602616 is the front, then it is ruined

>>712601935
fucking lmao

>>712600620
It's nice they give the outfit so early in the game.

>>712602808
That's just the female slayer!

>>712602693
>>712602813
i literally don't know what any of those words means, but even I could tell he was mocking them and being funny on purpose
it's time to stop playing and gain some educational insights

>Final Fantasy fanboys in /ffg/ have been seething over gook CHADS destroying their knockoff Temu Devil May Cry
>in the middle of pride month for Square DEI-nix
Straight chads win again, Japs lose again
Many such cases, many laughs had

>>712600169
>Dumb fucking gooners.
>>712600405
>This game is not good.
>>712600603
>And also you will die alone if you keep running away from your problems and choosing escapism instead of facing problems head on. That's why real women don't like you. Stop jerking off to pixels so much it's not healthy.

I swear this outfit is just painted on. Jesus christ

does sidequest progress carry over for NG+?

>>712601935
I think this may possibly be a joke.

>>712602920
wew

>>712587442 (OP)
I don't play the game but I love seeing schizos ruining the thread.

>>712602962
imagine if shiftup makes a turn based RPG

>>712602985
You should see the tranny in /ffg/ seethe over how they hate attractive women
Of COURSE it is the JRPG fanboys angry about based gook designs

>>712602727
I tell you I am going to goon; and I need your strongest mods

>>712601935
>trademark sign
This is one of the smoothest ways to hint that it is indeed a joke.

>>712603072
My mods are too strong for you, anon. You'll have to look for weaker ones.

finally got my second Exospine slot, why did they give you the strongest Exospine in the entire fucking game from the start? i've never used any others until now

>>712602808
But why?

I feel like a prostitute in the slums

i love this outfit

>>712603205
>xbox controller

>>712603205
i hope loverslab picks the game up, then you can actually be a prostitute in the slums

>>712602808
>Fully clothed
Gay af

>>712603205
Especially when all the male npcs look like hentai villains. I feel like this was intentional.

Serious question is there a mod that makes her more realistic?
I.e. smaller ass and tits?
That was the appeal of 2B. She wasn't completely over the top like Eve

>>712603284
i haven't checked there, are you saying they haven't? i'd be really surprised if that's the case, they have all kinds of shit for even tiny games like trails

>>712603271
why do you look like a tranny?

>>712603332
don't be ashamed of being a flatchad anon, say it proudly
>>712603353
anon if trannies looked like that they wouldn't be universally despised

>worked out the first 2@3 puzzle in like a minute
>was genuinely so stuck on telling the fucking time I had to look it up
I'm sorry but this is 5:01. I was even trying like 1701,1702 because I was so sure. That's clearly the BIG HAND on 12

>>712603271
Where did you find it? I'm looking for cardigans and sweaters. Anis' outfit will have to do for now.

>>712603325
I don't see any orcs

>>712603353
every tranny player loves the glasses and that shit haircut for some reason
another anon told me it looks good to them because it reduces their "masculine profile" in real life

>>712595517
look again. it's going to pass 200k today.

>>712603435
>The Daily Knitted Dress is a Nano Suit exterior found in Matrix 11
i looked it up for you because i couldn't remember, not sure where in Matrix 11 it is exactly though

>>712603427
Anon that's 12:25

>>712603353
Why are you mentally ill, gay and retarded?

>>712603419
I AM A PROUD FLATCHAD!
I SAY IT LOUD I LIKE FLAT CHESTS

>>712603427
It's twenty five past noon

>>712603453
makes sense

>>712600963
lmao even in a gameplay clip
Has to be a bot

omfg im gonna CUM

>>712603549
I will never concede. The big hand is clearly on 12, they should redo the model

>>712602278
>>712602534
Pedo(s)

>>712587442 (OP)
Like this.

>>712602962
LMAO

>>712603656
The fat hand is on 12, that denotes the hour. The long hand is on 5, that denotes the minute.

>>712603332
>makes her more realistic?
Meet Shin Jae-eun, EVE's body model. Her body literally exists in real life, so its realistic

WHERE

THE

FUCK

IS

THE

MERCH?

>>712603732
That's the opposite to how clocks work in real life anon

>>712603349
unreal engine games are really hard and annoying to mod, that's why most mods seem to be just texture/outfit replacers
they cant make good mods like sexlab framework easily for unreal engine games, especially when its so hard to inject code

>>712603740
Asian women don't naturally grow breasts that big

>>712603786
No it isn't

>>712603857
yes they do

>>712603887
No they don't

>>712603857
>s-she don't c-count
lmao at the cope

>>712603786
uh no it isn't, the shorter hand is the hour, the longer hand is the minute

>>712603927
prove it

>>712603878
Small hand indicates the hour, large hand the minute. In that clock it looks like the hand on 12 is the large hand
>>712603956
That's what I just said

>>712603786
Anon, the short/small hand is the hour hand. The long/thin hand is the minute hand because it needs to be more accurate and actually point to the minute marks.

>>712603826
>>712603349
Loverslab has made nude rextures, but they can't do custom sex minigames because that requires script extenders, something that is currently blocked by denuvo since it tampers with the game's .exe. Until modders figure a way to bypass denuvo, we're out of luck.

>>712602962
I'm enjoying this thread.

>>712603857
Yes they do
Japanese bra sizes have been increasing over the past 60 years continuously, likely due to diet changes in the populace interacting with genetics.

>>712603993
The longer hand is on 5 >>712603549, I traced out the hand length

>>712603997
that's what I said.
>The long/thin hand is the minute hand
Then explain the fucking clock >>712603549. You literally agree with me

>>712604068
And I said I will never concede, it's a bad design

>>712604135
>Then explain the fucking clock
I did. The thin one is longer than the fat one. Stop bullying cool clocks.

>>712599648
Nani!?!?!?!

>>712604039
>FF fan having a meltdown over Nikke
I wish I hadn't searched the thread. These two series have nothing to do with each other

>>712604135
The longer hand is at 5, I traced them out. For clocks with stylized hands, it's normal to make the shorter hand wider and the longer hand thinner to balance it out. I have a similar clock on my wall.

how annoying is it to catch every fish type? should i save it for NG+?

>>712604794
Depends. Do you want the ocean maid outfit or not?

>>712604794
I liked the fishing mini-game, so it wasn't annoying to me.