Thread 712587547

Hello, i'm the blaze heatnix level you THINK you finished.
Here's another donut.

WELL HOLY GOD DAMN

Post it

Crazy how most of the X series is not worth playing

X3 especially is not good and sounds like farts

>>712587962
/thread

>>712588002
They're interesting to play if you're into developer-player sadomasochistic relationships. There's BDSM fetish porn less sadistic than X6.

fuck that god damn level but the music is fucking metal
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V_TCKspczT4

well holy god damn

>>712587547 (OP)
I just realized that this thing is an Oroboros. A freaking snake eating its tail. It just looked like a pile of junk for so long and I didn’t realize it actually had a head.

>>712588895
You probably would noticed earlier if it spun.
But i guess that spinning two triangles is too hard.

>>712588895
its a red donut

>>712587962
I wonder where he is now. He made a ton of Mega Man Youtube videos and then disappeared off the face of the earth.

>>712589182
Trooned out with the rest of the speedrunners probably

>>712589182
>I wonder where he is now. He made a ton of Mega Man Youtube videos and then disappeared off the face of the earth.
didnt he say in a couple of his videos that he was on spring break / summer break in college?
I hope he graduated and got a good job.

>>712589182
I honestly think he became so deeply entrenched in his challenge run obsession that he arrived at a personal impasse and decided to leave it behind to pursue real goals in his life rather than use games as a roundabout method of self-harm.

>>712588002
X3 is okay, although it was actually an outsourced title. Some of the tracks suck ass while others are fucking great, the boss theme really is the worst though.

Also despite its flaws I still like X5, although people bitching about Alia killing you in Mattrex/Dinorex's stage are bad at videogames. Instead people should bitch about Rangda Bangda, that fight is pure unfiltered asscancer without the Gaea armor.

>>712587962
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yl6QM4hUft8
at some point you have to respect the amount of bullshit and wonder if this is really what they planned for the stage

READY

>>712591385
WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON

>>712591256
There is the video, saved me the trouble of having to look for it.

>>712587962
It's a stage so chock-full to the brim with bullshit. It's over 10 minutes long and I can still spend every waking second about what's going on.

>>712587547 (OP)
Unironically my 3rd favorite X game to play with customized X6 tweaks + saber cancelling on X + continues restart whole level
When you get good at it the game becomes a grudge match between it's own bullshit vs. all the shit you can do like chip combos to speed through levels, screen nukes, yanmar option, etc. And that's not even bringing up Zero and his glitches that let you tear up the game. Genuinely the most fun of the PS1 titles.

>>712592993
It is my favorite X game to play on the PS1 but I always play with the ultimate armor

>>712593350
I mean think about; this is literally more basic than some regular enemies. It moves back and forth, shooting projectiles. That's what it does. You can design the AI for this oversized cunt in 30 seconds. I could replicate the so-called design in the upcoming battles by taking this bastard, hastily drawing a bunch of rectangles in MS Paint with my eyes closed, cropping the fucker off in the middle of them without any consideration having to put whether or not the main character was equipped to handle some of the absolutely haphazard situations that crop up. And calling it a night by snorting my no-doubt satisfying mountain of coke.

Man I sure do fighting a donut, oh and the second donut, and the third...

MAGMA STREAM

>>712594023
is there a full vid copypasta yet?

>>712591256
>what they planned for the stage
More donuts

>>712594023
It's also the fact that it's a completely static jpg that floats around, it doesn't even spin which was something I expected it to do when I first saw images of it.

>>712594365
I don't think so but someone posted something like that on for his Ground Scaravich video, in the comments.

I hated the stage, till I learned how to kill the donuts quickly.

>>712595023
You start with a set of armor for a reason

>>712587547 (OP)
I forgive the donuts because the music is so fucking banging.
I still listen it when programming to this day.

Just a reminder that Zero's COCK is for Harpuia only.

>>712595090
The move zero uses where he slams the ground with his fists kills them quickly to.

>>712595110
I still don't get how harpuia was a guy, it looks like a girl and it was the most thirsty for x out of the four commanders

>>712595110
What a weird image.

>>712595168
There's like 3 special weapons you can charge with X that will do it too

>>712595350
I don't see the problem with it.

>>712595485
Stop. Copy X is for Leviathan, she's daddy's girl after all.

https://youtu.be/n3Vh7z2yP3E
USERO!

>>712587547 (OP)
holy shit two donuts

>>712588002
X3 could be instantly improved by halving the health of most common enemies. Getting through levels is such a chore due to everything being a fucking damage sponge.

>>712587547 (OP)
What are those things even supposed to be?

>>712598456
A snake curled up on itself.. Bottom right is the head.

>>712598832
wait, no. I mean bottom left. oops.

>>712587547 (OP)
it's an ouroboros

>>712595243
Fenrir was the one who wanted to rip Zero apart with his bare hands.

>>712598456
>>712598832
>>712599365
>ouroboros

>>712595718
MATE

>>712599497
>a giant mechanical snake explodes out of his body

>>712599497
>Bravely default
>Final boss, final phase
>A giant fucking red donut appears
>It moves back and forth, shooting projectiles.

>>712600249
>you can only hit it on certain turns

>>712600361
>game makes you look at the bottom left weakpoint when its moving on the hill.

I remember seeing somewhere that these things had sprites where they uncoil and were supposed to do a lot more but they just went fuck it and made them just be donuts.

>>712600632
I went after but all i found is that the on the prototype version of X6, the rings didn't even shoot you.
At some point they went "hey! we should actually arm it somehow"

>>712587547 (OP)
The music is the reason this shit is called ROCKMAN X

X3 and it's... ramming attack

https://youtu.be/YnzsCUKAoMs
WHY YOU-
YOU PUNK YOU
PUNK YOU PUNK
YOU PUNK YOU
PUNK YOU PUNK
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE *Explodes*

>>712587547 (OP)
How were you even meant to beat that shit, it shitstomped me trying to beat it regularly so i just spammed this one move that was pillars of beams and shit.

>>712591256
I've never played this game but if you told me this level was a joke from some romhack i'd believe you. It's incredible how shitty the design in this video is and makes me glad I only played X1.

>>712588892
>jobs to his own army of donuts

>>712591638
BURN TO THE GROUND

>>712587547 (OP)
I want X9 to one up this moment.
Post some of your most cancerous design ideas

>>712608235
That WAS the intended way

>>712588002
I really liked X3 in college. Replayed it a couple of years ago, and while it's not as good as X2, it's still better than the later titles.
>sounds like
Fuck off zoom zoom. Form your own opinions instead of listening to your eceleb candy crushes.

>>712610678
the donuts aren't even bad, just annoying by how many times you have to fight them

>>712610678
Boobeam trap refight.

>>712610742
this. it's what happens when devs tunnelvision a single way to beat something in their minds. same reason for that impossible jump in gates lab.
>don't you guys have upgrades?

>>712606517
HOLY MOLY
HOLY MOLY

>>712605409
From X4 forward became synthshit though

>>712610069
Out of the first 6, 6 is definitely the worst most lazy one. I still have no idea how you're supposed to actually fight Rainy Turtloid. You just mash attack and he blocks some and gets hit some until he dies and you have no idea why. Some of the levels might have interesting design like Infinity Mijinion, but the level is super super short. Others are just so unbelievably boring and devoid of any interesting theme like Ground Scaravich. Literally like 80% of the assets in the game aren't even animated. They're just static JPGs floating around. The music like always is still great though.

How many decades ago this fell into dev hell?

>>712611596
Are any of the X games past 1 worth my time? The weird 3d one with Axl i think that's him? looks bad.

>>712591534
Inafucker had seizures when imagining the game after listening GnR, while snorting some 'caine

>>712610678
Ok so what if we put in a slow vertical autoscroller where the player jumps downward onto rising platforms with minimal enemies and an instakill pit even though they're trying to descend.
Make it take maybe 2 or 3 minutes to complete, and then later in the level make the player do it again but with even more hazards. Maybe after the boss we could even have them do it in reverse. Possibly with some rising lava for spice.

>>712612027
Play up to 6 if you want a marathon, jump to 4 if you want a smooth game

>>712612027
2 is very good. 3 slightly less so, but still pretty good. I think the series really takes a nosedive from there. 4 is okay, 5 is worse and 6 is pretty terrible. Never played 7 or 8, but I don't think they're held in very high regard.

>>712612027
X: 10/10
X2: 8/10
X3: 6/10
X4: 9/10
X5: 4/10
X6: 2/10
X7: 1/10
X8: 5/10

>is the most difficult stage in the entire series in your path
https://youtu.be/XylnXcqGLk0
it's actually gate but this post is baiting for (you)s