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Anonymous No.712590228 >>712590339 >>712590934 >>712593484 >>712593714 >>712595343
Who wins?
Anonymous No.712590339
>>712590228 (OP)
Jesus is one of history's oldest Sues, so him.
Anonymous No.712590419 >>712591076 >>712591380
jesus jobbed to nails
Anonymous No.712590446 >>712591138 >>712591472
What could you actually do with infinite MP in final fantasy?
Anonymous No.712590503 >>712593296 >>712595170 >>712597581
We need more Christian mythology games. I'm sick of Norse and Greek being the only things people will touch.
Anonymous No.712590934
>>712590228 (OP)
>Lost to Cloud.
Yeah, Jesus will win.
Anonymous No.712591076
>>712590419
He let it happen and then flexed with a respawn.
Anonymous No.712591138
>>712590446
Spam Ultima I guess.
Anonymous No.712591380 >>712593602 >>712599595
>>712590419
Nuh uh. He resurrected 3 days later, nigga.
Anonymous No.712591472
>>712590446
Most Final Fantasies already do effectively have infinite MP towards the latter half thanks to Osmose.
And the answer is basically nothing you can't already do with a phys character since magic falls off super hard.
Anonymous No.712593296
>>712590503
I think developers/publishers are still deathly afraid of boomers shitting and pissing their pants
We used to have Jesus in SMT until puritan faggots cried, so all we get is stupid educational games (cash grabs) for parents to buy for their kids
t. Christian
Anonymous No.712593484
>>712590228 (OP)
>You're really gonna forgive me after i killed all those people?
>yes
Anonymous No.712593602 >>712599590
>>712591380
what happened after he showed up though?
did he die again or get poochied?
Anonymous No.712593714 >>712593794 >>712594760
>>712590228 (OP)
Jesus would just allow himself to be killed, let's be real. He wouldn't fight.
Anonymous No.712593794 >>712594760
>>712593714
He wouldn't throw a single punch. He'd listen to what he had to say, and that's what nobody did.
Anonymous No.712593916
Can't jesus just blink him out of reality?
Anonymous No.712593919 >>712594736 >>712594746 >>712595016 >>712595209 >>712595353
but seriously though, which vidya villain can defeat him?
Anonymous No.712594736
>>712593919
Didn't Moloch straight up beat Yahweh in the OT?
Anonymous No.712594746 >>712601807
>>712593919
>mormon art
Anonymous No.712594760
>>712593714
>>712593794
The story of Armageddon says Jesus can shoot flaming swords out of his mouth.
Anonymous No.712594831
is Jesus coming back in 2033?
Anonymous No.712594970
Sephiroth IS Space Jesus
Anonymous No.712595016 >>712595247
>>712593919
Old Kratos.
Anonymous No.712595170 >>712597161 >>712597452
>>712590503
I want to make a game on the underworlds of multiple mythologies all across the board though it's still a ways off
still have to figure out how to include Islamic shit without getting snackbar'd though
Anonymous No.712595209 >>712595247
>>712593919
Literally any of them. He was killed by Romans. His father(Him) was driven back by Iron Chariots
Anonymous No.712595247 >>712599710
>>712595209
>>712595016
Anonymous No.712595343
>>712590228 (OP)
Didn't he kick someone's ass at a temple?
Anonymous No.712595353
>>712593919
This fella.
Poor old JC's getting his ass trophy'd.
Anonymous No.712597161
>>712595170
Maybe make Mohammed more mysterious in the game and never seen. That may be a good first step.
Anonymous No.712597452
>>712595170
At this point, go on and make it. The shit has already hit the fan. You literally might be sent to die in Europe, Iran, or somewhere in the Pacific within the next few years. Depending on where you live and if Iran has nukes or not, you might get vaporized.

It's now or never.
Anonymous No.712597581 >>712597831
>>712590503
Anonymous No.712597607 >>712597690
Why do insufferable whiny fags always beg other people to do things instead of doing it themselves?
Anonymous No.712597690
>>712597607
Cuz I dun wanna.
Anonymous No.712597831
>>712597581
Can anyone explain why this game has an air-Guard but it literally doesn't work?
Anonymous No.712599346 >>712599520 >>712599521
>did sephiroth... do this?
Anonymous No.712599520
>>712599346
>Did Seph-judith do this?
Anonymous No.712599521
>>712599346
KEK
Anonymous No.712599590
>>712593602
He fucked off to heaven and told his followers to spread his message.
Anonymous No.712599595 >>712599721
>>712591380
Nails still killed him for 3 days
Anonymous No.712599710 >>712599928
>>712595247
Is Jesus gay or something?
Anonymous No.712599721
>>712599595
so he's vulnerable to stunlock
Anonymous No.712599928
>>712599710
Those who cannot conceive Friendship as a substantive love but only as a disguise or elaboration of Eros betray the fact that they have never had a Friend
Anonymous No.712600935
>gets nailed to the cross
>cure doesnt work on nails
>didn't do Esuna skill quest
>spams heals
>oom
>dies from dots
>72hr CD on resurrect
>gets recognized as the best gaymer moment of history
What a shitter.
Anonymous No.712601807 >>712602046 >>712602432
>>712594746
>not knowing Mormons are the best religious artists
Anonymous No.712602046
>>712601807
This looks like shit compared to your average Christian painting from a couple hundred years ago.
Anonymous No.712602432
>>712601807
It doesn't look bad from a skill standpoint, but it's really nothing special and really forgettable. All they show is a generic scene of Jesus hanging out with random kids. There are countless Christian art pieces with tons of history and meaning besides "here is Jesus being a vaguely good person"