>Like Mario and Princess Baby Peach
Anonymous
6/14/2025, 2:51:27 AM
No.712591110
>>712590597 (OP)
>"Strand" is German for "Beach"
this fucking hack. I just want to deliver packages.
>>712590597 (OP)
The only way he can top this in the sequel is if his disembodied head appears on screen and raises his eyebrows at the camera.
Anonymous
6/14/2025, 3:34:49 AM
No.712594169
>>712590597 (OP)
Why not Mario and Beachi?
Anonymous
6/14/2025, 3:36:18 AM
No.712594281
>>712590597 (OP)
ooohhhhh vely cool vely deepu, hai, Horrywood here we goo
Anonymous
6/14/2025, 3:49:53 AM
No.712595182
>>712590597 (OP)
Lifes a beach and then you flop
Anonymous
6/14/2025, 3:54:02 AM
No.712595464
>>712591367
You say that like it's not exactly what he's planning already
Anonymous
6/14/2025, 4:47:33 AM
No.712598864
>>712590597 (OP)
this was funny and I'm tired of pretending it's not
Anonymous
6/14/2025, 5:36:23 AM
No.712601915
>>712590597 (OP)
i played death stranding and really liked it but this bitch is so insufferable I started skipping all of her cutscenes before I even got to whenever that meme line shows up
she literally shows up like 5 times to say the same thing like holy SHIT fuck off lady
Anonymous
6/14/2025, 6:27:38 AM
No.712605034
>>712605276
Average dialogue in this game/movie:
>Sam, it's FIGHTLIKEHELLDUDE, the ATs are attacking the base. You need to use the KKP to defend us
>Why me?
>Because the AI of BS is using you to expand the Shartium network along the coast of UCBA
>UCBA? You mean United Cucks of Black America?
>Yes, contact FARTMAN for more information
Anonymous
6/14/2025, 6:28:10 AM
No.712605071
I really liked this game. Not sure if I want to continue trying to 5 star all 36 locations though.
When do I get the jetpack?
Anonymous
6/14/2025, 6:33:15 AM
No.712605381
I wanted to puke when he made the mom look like hillary clinton
