>Like Mario and Princess Baby Peach

>>712590597 (OP)
>played in portuguese
not my problem.

>>712590597 (OP)
>"Strand" is German for "Beach"
this fucking hack. I just want to deliver packages.

>>712590597 (OP)
The only way he can top this in the sequel is if his disembodied head appears on screen and raises his eyebrows at the camera.

>>712590597 (OP)
Why not Mario and Beachi?

>>712590597 (OP)
ooohhhhh vely cool vely deepu, hai, Horrywood here we goo

>>712591367
/thread

>>712590597 (OP)
Lifes a beach and then you flop

>>712591367
You say that like it's not exactly what he's planning already

>>712591367
>My name is Day Seawoman, because I fish during the day.

>>712590597 (OP)
this was funny and I'm tired of pretending it's not

>>712590597 (OP)
Kojima is such a hack

>>712590597 (OP)
i played death stranding and really liked it but this bitch is so insufferable I started skipping all of her cutscenes before I even got to whenever that meme line shows up
she literally shows up like 5 times to say the same thing like holy SHIT fuck off lady

Average dialogue in this game/movie:
>Sam, it's FIGHTLIKEHELLDUDE, the ATs are attacking the base. You need to use the KKP to defend us
>Why me?
>Because the AI of BS is using you to expand the Shartium network along the coast of UCBA
>UCBA? You mean United Cucks of Black America?
>Yes, contact FARTMAN for more information

I really liked this game. Not sure if I want to continue trying to 5 star all 36 locations though.

When do I get the jetpack?

>>712605034
>sam asking clarifying questions
this doesn't happen

I wanted to puke when he made the mom look like hillary clinton

>>712605276
>Who are these assholes again?

>>712590597 (OP)
ac2 reference was better

>>712590597 (OP)
>inb4 there's flashback scene in ds2