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Anonymous 6/14/2025, 2:45:29 AM No.712590671 >>712590854 >>712590925 >>712590996 >>712591053 >>712594289 >>712595885 >>712596058 >>712596115 >>712596337 >>712596592 >>712597591 >>712598461 >>712598682 >>712598791 >>712599093 >>712599112 >>712599367 >>712599464 >>712599564 >>712599718 >>712600185 >>712600227 >>712602229 >>712602342 >>712602519 >>712603130 >>712603515 >>712603560 >>712603987 >>712604127 >>712604159 >>712604961 >>712605461 >>712610879 >>712611240 >>712611731
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What games would he play if he was alive?
Anonymous 6/14/2025, 2:46:49 AM No.712590772 >>712590830 >>712591926 >>712594289 >>712595841 >>712597229
the "killed himself like a little bitch KWAB" game
Anonymous 6/14/2025, 2:47:39 AM No.712590830 >>712599718 >>712599831 >>712603560
>>712590772
Only idiots believe this. He obviously died of natural causes in Argentina.
Anonymous 6/14/2025, 2:47:59 AM No.712590854
>>712590671 (OP)
DOOM WADs
Anonymous 6/14/2025, 2:48:53 AM No.712590925
>>712590671 (OP)
HoI4 to review accuracy
Anonymous 6/14/2025, 2:49:52 AM No.712590996 >>712599718
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>>712590671 (OP)
Gacha games
Anonymous 6/14/2025, 2:50:27 AM No.712591043 >>712591221 >>712593936 >>712595954 >>712596424 >>712599718 >>712600021 >>712606049 >>712608776 >>712612584
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None that matter because he’d view video games the same way that Nazis viewed all other art, including board games: They’re either shitty one-dimensional propaganda or Jewish degeneracy.
Anonymous 6/14/2025, 2:50:35 AM No.712591053
>>712590671 (OP)
Loomis came out a bit too late...
Anonymous 6/14/2025, 2:53:02 AM No.712591221
>>712591043
Jud suss was pretty entertaining
Anonymous 6/14/2025, 3:02:21 AM No.712591926 >>712599831
>>712590772
he didn't he fled to argentina and lived a quite life until he passed at 80 something of dementia in the 60's
Anonymous 6/14/2025, 3:31:36 AM No.712593936 >>712594387 >>712595920
>>712591043
>the same way that Nazis viewed all other art
The nazis were bad enough, you don't have to make up lies about them.
Anonymous 6/14/2025, 3:36:30 AM No.712594289
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>>712590772
Lol this guy believes Jewish propaganda >>712590671 (OP)
Probably command and conquer or like age of empires or something
Anonymous 6/14/2025, 3:37:53 AM No.712594387 >>712596738
>>712593936
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Degenerate_art
Anonymous 6/14/2025, 4:00:35 AM No.712595841 >>712599718 >>712611031
>>712590772
Still not dying for you, Goldberg.
Anonymous 6/14/2025, 4:01:27 AM No.712595885 >>712596791
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>>712590671 (OP)
It's so sad to see the examples people are posting here.
Hitler would probably play stuff like Animal Crossing, Stardew Valley/Harvest Moon. Maybe even stuff like The Sims (only to build houses) or SimCity.
Anonymous 6/14/2025, 4:02:14 AM No.712595920
>>712593936
Speaking like ignorant spics you are, Fuck off pedro
Anonymous 6/14/2025, 4:02:39 AM No.712595954
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>>712591043
>Shitty one-dimensional propaganda
>Jewish degeneracy
But that's the same thing.
Anonymous 6/14/2025, 4:04:14 AM No.712596058
>>712590671 (OP)
I happen to know, for a fact, that he's really into Factorio.
Anonymous 6/14/2025, 4:05:07 AM No.712596115
>>712590671 (OP)
Mario, because he allied with Italians and Mario is working man. also faps to Peach.
Anonymous 6/14/2025, 4:08:37 AM No.712596337
>>712590671 (OP)
he would probably ban videogames. The more interesting question is if he had won how long until people realized he sucked asd and start small resistance groups.
Anonymous 6/14/2025, 4:09:58 AM No.712596424
>>712591043
way back the fuck up, nazis were also anti board games? what was supposed to be the entertainment then? like just working out and watching the same classical plays again and again?
Anonymous 6/14/2025, 4:12:20 AM No.712596592 >>712598571
>>712590671 (OP)
He's still alive, anon.
Anonymous 6/14/2025, 4:14:23 AM No.712596738 >>712597510 >>712599718
>>712594387
>The term Entartung (or "degeneracy") had gained currency in Germany by the late 19th century when the critic and author Max Nordau devised the theory presented in his 1892 book Degeneration.
>his theory of artistic degeneracy would be seized upon by German Nazis during the Weimar Republic as a rallying point for their antisemitic and racist demand for Aryan purity in art.
>Max Simon Nordau (born Simon Maximilian Südfeld; 29 July 1849 – 23 January 1923) was a Hungarian Zionist leader, physician, author, and social critic.
>Simon (Simcha) Maximilian Südfeld (later Max Nordau) was born in Pest, Kingdom of Hungary, then part of the Austrian Empire. His father, Gabriel Südfeld, was a rabbi,[3] but earned his livelihood as a Hebrew tutor.
Nazis degeneracy obsession came from a jewish person, lmao. Imagine that, being obsessed with "degeneracy" while hating jews but using jewish theories for it
Anonymous 6/14/2025, 4:15:24 AM No.712596791 >>712603391
>>712595885
its very likely he would just hate videogames, call it degeneracy, ban it and move on.
Anonymous 6/14/2025, 4:22:21 AM No.712597229
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>>712590772
Delete this
Anonymous 6/14/2025, 4:26:48 AM No.712597510 >>712598664 >>712599718
>>712596738
If a villain says breathing is good, will you choose to suffocate? Fucking retard
Anonymous 6/14/2025, 4:27:59 AM No.712597591
>>712590671 (OP)
I just printed your image and hung it on my wall, thanks OP!
Anonymous 6/14/2025, 4:41:24 AM No.712598461
>>712590671 (OP)
The Sniper Elite games, including the Zombie Army spinoffs.
Anonymous 6/14/2025, 4:43:01 AM No.712598571
>>712596592
Yeah yeah I saw that episode of Twilight too
Anonymous 6/14/2025, 4:44:27 AM No.712598664 >>712598895
>>712597510
Imagine being so spiritually and intellectually deficient that you have to steal ideas from your enemies to use.
Anonymous 6/14/2025, 4:44:39 AM No.712598682
>>712590671 (OP)
Dustborn, Concord, Forespoken
Anonymous 6/14/2025, 4:46:19 AM No.712598791
>>712590671 (OP)
Mario
Anonymous 6/14/2025, 4:48:04 AM No.712598895
>>712598664
Its called guerilla warfare you take what you have to get what you need.
No wonder your kind keeps losing
Anonymous 6/14/2025, 4:48:27 AM No.712598924
Dustborn
Anonymous 6/14/2025, 4:51:10 AM No.712599093
>>712590671 (OP)
hitler would love ghost of tsushima
Anonymous 6/14/2025, 4:51:32 AM No.712599112
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>>712590671 (OP)
Hello kitty island
Anonymous 6/14/2025, 4:55:36 AM No.712599367 >>712599718
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>>712590671 (OP)
he would just be happy to watch you play and overcome the tough parts
Anonymous 6/14/2025, 4:56:37 AM No.712599432
Nintendogs
Anonymous 6/14/2025, 4:57:16 AM No.712599464
>>712590671 (OP)
He would play cute animal games or games about art
Anonymous 6/14/2025, 4:58:55 AM No.712599564 >>712599706 >>712599718
>>712590671 (OP)
>artist
>liked architecture but not people
>grand designs for Berlin

City builders.
Anonymous 6/14/2025, 4:59:08 AM No.712599578 >>712599718
If he was alive today he would probably be funding Palestine and Iran so they could fight Israel and I doubt he'd have time for games lol.
Anonymous 6/14/2025, 5:01:17 AM No.712599706
>>712599564
What do you reckon his thoughts would be on Magnasanti?
Anonymous 6/14/2025, 5:01:23 AM No.712599718 >>712599767 >>712599871
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>>712590671 (OP)
>>712590830
>>712590996
>>712591043
>>712595841
>>712596738
>>712597510
>>712599367
>>712599564
>>712599578
Anonymous 6/14/2025, 5:02:17 AM No.712599767
>>712599718
He's the guy from hearts of iron
Anonymous 6/14/2025, 5:03:06 AM No.712599831 >>712602559
>>712590830
>>712591926
So he got a bunch of young Germans killed, tainted Fascism/Nationalism and didn't even have the courage to stay. Lmao
Anonymous 6/14/2025, 5:03:51 AM No.712599871 >>712603469
>>712599718
We are talking about vidya, wannabe janny. We are sincerely trying to recommend a vidya based on the tasts of the funny mustache man.
Anonymous 6/14/2025, 5:06:35 AM No.712600021 >>712603607
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>>712591043
>Nazis viewed art as degeneracy
>literally the one thing even the dumbest niggercattle know about Hitler other than MUH 6 MILLION is that he was an artist who made landscape paintings
Anonymous 6/14/2025, 5:06:59 AM No.712600054
hell freaking hit her
Anonymous 6/14/2025, 5:09:11 AM No.712600185
>>712590671 (OP)
he's be a furry artist and play furry games
Anonymous 6/14/2025, 5:09:53 AM No.712600227
>>712590671 (OP)
Meinkraft
Anonymous 6/14/2025, 5:41:26 AM No.712602229 >>712605236
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>>712590671 (OP)
The actual correct answer is Minecraft
Anonymous 6/14/2025, 5:43:18 AM No.712602342
>>712590671 (OP)
Europa Universalis franchise
Anonymous 6/14/2025, 5:44:43 AM No.712602425
stellar blade
Anonymous 6/14/2025, 5:45:01 AM No.712602443
meij fuhrher....
Anonymous 6/14/2025, 5:45:54 AM No.712602491
Duke Nukem
Anonymous 6/14/2025, 5:46:08 AM No.712602502
Buckshot Roulette.
Anonymous 6/14/2025, 5:46:29 AM No.712602519
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>>712590671 (OP)
just a reminder that hitler was a freemason loving jew

hitler was jewish
hitler hung out with jewish women
his entire regime was obsessed with the occult, its on his coins, symbols, etc.
hitler was financed and supported by jewish banksters and the bushes
hitler built israel, as planned by rothschild in 1917 and the haavara transfer agreement was merely a tool to make it happen

the results of hitler’s legacy was utter devastation and enslavement of the german people

he “saved” the economy to spend it on bailing out the world jewish congress and zionism, and built israel for the jews.
he “seized” jewish usury spoil and relobanked it back to the jews in palestine via haavara agreement.

THE NAZIS WERE GOOD PEOPLE! YOU DO NOT NEED TO DEFEND HITLER!
Anonymous 6/14/2025, 5:47:01 AM No.712602559 >>712603095
>>712599831
Yeah, better cut your losses than stay and ruin your country for the rest of eternity....right stalin and mao????
Anonymous 6/14/2025, 5:51:12 AM No.712602805 >>712603118
He was already sick and old af during the '40
Anonymous 6/14/2025, 5:55:53 AM No.712603095
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>>712602559
>breaks your childhood home
>refuses to elaborate
>leaves
Anonymous 6/14/2025, 5:56:09 AM No.712603118 >>712603291
>>712602805
He was 56 in 1945
If he was sick it was the drugs and injuries
Anonymous 6/14/2025, 5:56:19 AM No.712603130
>>712590671 (OP)
Probably Minecraft when notch still owned it
Anonymous 6/14/2025, 5:58:49 AM No.712603291
>>712603118
He had like Parkinson Syndrome.
Anonymous 6/14/2025, 6:00:39 AM No.712603391
>>712596791
only the fantasy strawman version of nazis viewed everything as "degeneracy"
Anonymous 6/14/2025, 6:01:54 AM No.712603469 >>712604828
>>712599871
Lying coward
Anonymous 6/14/2025, 6:02:49 AM No.712603515
>>712590671 (OP)
He would have never allowed for video games to exist in his country as they do today. They wouldn't have been outright banned just heavily censored like they are in some muslim countries. But had he won and built the Germany he wanted to build. The German youth would be so connected to their community through the hitler youth -military pipeline they wouldn't care for american or asian entertainment. They'd be too busy living life and starting families to play degenerate games. At most id imagine he'd have loved ms flight simulator and he'd be astonished by the realism in certain video games.
Anonymous 6/14/2025, 6:03:35 AM No.712603560
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>>712590671 (OP)
Pavlov VR, and Pavlov Shack. WWII game modes. Wrist weights. Always the german side.
>>712590830
Only idiots believe this. He obviously sheltered in underground bunkers and space stations, and is alive today. He is treated to regenerative, resurrection medicine per luck, work, and familial care schedule.
Anonymous 6/14/2025, 6:04:32 AM No.712603607
>>712600021
Yeah, it's kind of like those people who ignore what kind of books Nazis were burning. People are free to say shit and people buy it because it sounds like something that helps them assert themselves as intellectuals. That's the hard truth. Nazis adored high art, a concept one of the same "intellectuals" is quick to point out is "made up."
Anonymous 6/14/2025, 6:10:37 AM No.712603987 >>712604379
>>712590671 (OP)
Hitler was well known for wearing women's underwear.
Anonymous 6/14/2025, 6:13:11 AM No.712604127
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>>712590671 (OP)
Anonymous 6/14/2025, 6:13:38 AM No.712604159
>>712590671 (OP)
Would do 3,000 hours of EUIV instead of a career in politics.
Anonymous 6/14/2025, 6:17:15 AM No.712604379
>>712603987
And he had a set of wooden teeth like George Washington.
Anonymous 6/14/2025, 6:24:19 AM No.712604828
>>712603469
thats what gramps told your dad when he lied about you being biological son
kek
Anonymous 6/14/2025, 6:26:24 AM No.712604961
>>712590671 (OP)
Maybe some Atari games out of curiosity? He would have died of old age by now.
Anonymous 6/14/2025, 6:30:51 AM No.712605236
>>712602229
More like Cities Skylines desu
Anonymous 6/14/2025, 6:34:28 AM No.712605461
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>>712590671 (OP)
Anonymous 6/14/2025, 6:44:34 AM No.712606049
>>712591043
Nigger what are you talking about? They had a reverance for classical works. It was the modern/contemporary shit they hated.
Anonymous 6/14/2025, 7:32:40 AM No.712608626
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I dunno, probably some peaceful and artistic, he wasn't a man who liked violence. He would probably play walking simulators, city builders I could see, too.
Anonymous 6/14/2025, 7:35:58 AM No.712608776
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>>712591043
Third Reich Germany had board games.
Anonymous 6/14/2025, 8:19:56 AM No.712610879
>>712590671 (OP)
"if"?
Anonymous 6/14/2025, 8:23:22 AM No.712611031
>>712595841
Well fuck you Bret
Anonymous 6/14/2025, 8:27:32 AM No.712611240 >>712611357
>>712590671 (OP)
>lust provoking image
>irrelevant time wasting question
Anonymous 6/14/2025, 8:30:12 AM No.712611357
>>712611240
>>lust provoking
he would've sent you to the labor camps
Anonymous 6/14/2025, 8:37:21 AM No.712611731
>>712590671 (OP)
boring but likely answer is strategy games
Anonymous 6/14/2025, 8:54:11 AM No.712612584
>>712591043
>: They’re either shitty one-dimensional propaganda or Jewish degeneracy.
not wrong