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it's five o'clock in New Delhi
come home from work sweaty and smelly
it's been a long day scamming your grandmother
but as soon as i can
i'm going to turn on my computer
and get on 4chan
first i post some BBC
i see that someone is making fun of me
i have only one resort
one possible retort
i quickly press report
i send down the message on discord
india's honor must be restored
i try to calm myself and breathe
in comes Micro to shill and cope and seethe
SAAR
here on 4chan we report what we can
every single thread we scan
SHITTING UP THE BOARD
is our plan
hopefully someone gets a ban
desperately i need to poo!
but first there's something i must do!
SAAR SAAR
i will drink my cow pee
and then i will post some more BBC
everyday i wash my face with cow dung, so i come on 4chan to cope
in cow urine i like to shower
saar listen, india is a superpower
SAAR
here on 4chan we report what we can
every single thread we scan
SHITTING UP THE BOARD
is our plan
hopefully someone gets a ban
desperately i need to poo!
but first there's something i must do!
SAAR SAAR
i will drink my cow pee
and then i will post some more BBC