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Anonymous No.712602118 >>712602362 >>712602408 >>712603348 >>712603667 >>712604536 >>712604636 >>712610159 >>712610278 >>712610694 >>712611231 >>712611407 >>712611549
>Chinks still at work
>Already over 100k
It's going to hit 200k tomorrow, isn't it?
Anonymous No.712602362 >>712602434 >>712602619 >>712602783 >>712604710 >>712604772 >>712608354 >>712608702 >>712609849 >>712609975 >>712610032 >>712610473 >>712610771 >>712611065 >>712611141
>>712602118 (OP)
I refuse to believe boobslop has such numbers. Its definitely chink farms for sure.
Anonymous No.712602408 >>712609902 >>712611079
>>712602118 (OP)
Have you seen the clickbait articles antagonizing Stellar Blade like PC Gamer and Forbes?
Anonymous No.712602434 >>712609860
>>712602362
Aw the stellar blade haters are having a real shitty week now that there's undeniable proof the game is and always was selling well huh?
Anonymous No.712602454
ban steam charts threads
Anonymous No.712602619
>>712602362
and tell me my amerifat friend. why would chinks help chill a korean game when they hate each other?
Anonymous No.712602783 >>712602908
>>712602362
>muh chinese
mindbroken troon
Anonymous No.712602908 >>712603074 >>712606675 >>712608354 >>712608759 >>712611095
>>712602783
Anonymous No.712602935 >>712603942
I'll play the demo tomorrow and if I like it, I'll buy the game
Anonymous No.712603074 >>712603115
>>712602908
>copies sold 54k
why do you keep posting this? troons have zero self awareness
Anonymous No.712603115 >>712603267 >>712608354
>>712603074
>Chink is retarded
Figures
Anonymous No.712603139 >>712603562
Im here for the webms, fuck the game. Thanks denuvo for made me dodge this bullet.
Anonymous No.712603267 >>712608938
>>712603115
Even the dogshit website in your screenshot admits "estimates may not be accurate", it's just funny how retarded gcj troons actually are
Anonymous No.712603348
>>712602118 (OP)
Maybe worst koreans aren't so bad after all
Anonymous No.712603562
>>712603139
>for made me
Anonymous No.712603658
>you could pirate E33
>everyone loves it
>can;t pirate SB
>/v/ in constant meltdown over it

Really says a lot.
Anonymous No.712603667 >>712603785 >>712606730
>>712602118 (OP)
Anon, it's a saturday. I guess some japs have work on a saturday but everyone is enjoying their weekend right now.
Anonymous No.712603696
Based chinks. Make gaming great again.
Anonymous No.712603785
>>712603667
Anon, China has a 6 day workweek.
Anonymous No.712603942
>>712602935
You lost
Anonymous No.712604536
>>712602118 (OP)
Not Palworld numbers don't speak
Anonymous No.712604636 >>712604775 >>712608645 >>712608741 >>712608997 >>712610794 >>712611129 >>712611237 >>712611336
>>712602118 (OP)
Why the fuck does /v/ hate this game?
It is literally anti woke
Anonymous No.712604710
>>712602362
>boobslop
Anonymous No.712604772
>>712602362
Good job on making another word lose any meaning /v/
Anonymous No.712604775 >>712605853 >>712608354
>>712604636
lgbtdeipolslop
Anonymous No.712605765 >>712606214
It's tracking ahead of both Thursday and Wednesday night by about 10k. It's currently noontime in China. Hitting 200k seems likely if that trend continues through Saturday.

But something I haven't seen mentioned is the Steam hub followers. Since the game launched, it's grown almost 20k in two days. That's the fastest that metric has spiked. If that number is spiking after launch, that's usually a good sign.
Anonymous No.712605853
>>712604775
buzzwordslop
Anonymous No.712606214
>>712605765
That's the power of steam reviews. The way steam works is that when people see a game have high player numbers and positive reviews they will check it out so it kinda just dominoes from there.
Anonymous No.712606306
Gaming is finally healing…
Zased chinks…
Anonymous No.712606675
>>712602908
Feminism really did a number on the typical American gamer's sex drive, it seems.
Anonymous No.712606730 >>712606814
>>712603667
Shut the fuck up muttoid you literally work more than the japanese now
Anonymous No.712606814
>>712606730
I am saying that it's the weekend for japs right now which is why the player count is high.
Anonymous No.712606816
Is there a belly button mod yet? The PS5 version was decent, but Eve's cavernous belly button was really off-putting.
Anonymous No.712608354 >>712610298
>>712602908
>>712602362
>>712603115
>>712604775
Troonguard Lost
Anonymous No.712608427 >>712608553 >>712608816 >>712609024 >>712611189
#5
Anonymous No.712608535 >>712611224
>genuinely bad to mediocre game sells exclusively because of softcore porn
It's so over. The chinks need to be locked back in their firewall.
Anonymous No.712608553 >>712608756
>>712608427
bongo cat remains undefeated
Anonymous No.712608645
>>712604636
/v/ doesn't hate it, some mindbroken troon does.
Anonymous No.712608702
>>712602362
Look at the times. This is when people can game most.
Anonymous No.712608741 >>712608804 >>712608806
>>712604636
I despise coomers. First filling the board with gachaslop, then image dumps on group masturbation threads, now worshipping a below average game because of bobs and vagene like pajeets.
Anonymous No.712608756
>>712608553
If Stellar Blade crosses 200k, it'll be able to beat Bongo. Looks like Bongo hasn't gotten near to 200k for a month. That'll put SB at #4, which is as high as it will go.

CS, Dota, and PUBG are all heavily populated by Chinese players. All 3 games peak at the same time as Stellar Blade will. And Dota at 600k is the next milestone Stellar Blade would have to beat to rank up.
Anonymous No.712608759
>>712602908
>17.4k Copies Sold in the last 7 days
>54k.2k Copies Sold
>Total Players 64k
Anonymous No.712608804 >>712609002
>>712608741
What would you prefer threads on /v/ be discussing?
Anonymous No.712608806
>>712608741
We despise you too.
Anonymous No.712608816
>>712608427
Eldensissies...
Anonymous No.712608938
>>712603267
It's a screenshot taken on release day. Check Steam right now and there are four reviews in Chinese for every English one.
Anonymous No.712608997
>>712604636
Tendies, anon, the answer you're looking for is tendies.
Anonymous No.712609002 >>712609105 >>712611259
>>712608804
Gameplay, story, music, characters. How many threads of screenshots of ass shots can you make before your dick stops working?
Anonymous No.712609012
Can we actually hit 200k Stellabros?
Anonymous No.712609024 >>712609165
>>712608427
How many copies did you buy
Anonymous No.712609105 >>712609765
>>712609002
You'd have to eliminate more than just coomer threads to achieve that.
Anonymous No.712609165 >>712609596
>>712609024
Many.
Anonymous No.712609596
>>712609165
Gay chud here, I bought the PS5 version on day 1 to support straightbros in their war against the leftist puritans.
Anonymous No.712609765 >>712609892
>>712609105
I still remember when half the board was The First Descendant spam some months ago, nothing but Unreal ass screenshots and how gaming is healing thanks to gooks, anyone calling out the shitty Nexon skinnerbox discount Warframe was swarmed by retards calling them trans and gay. And look at it now.
Incel concentrations camps can't come soon enough, get those slop eaters ready for the draft.
Anonymous No.712609849
>>712602362
Anonymous No.712609860 >>712610000
>>712602434
Anonymous No.712609892
>>712609765
Still wouldn't achieve a board with threads only discussing "gameplay, story, music, characters."
Anonymous No.712609902
>>712602408
Anonymous No.712609975
>>712602362
Boobs are the most consistent value in life. Try to debunk this
Pro tip - you can't
Anonymous No.712610000
>>712609860
Anonymous No.712610032
>>712602362
Indeed, mostly Chinese are playing... but there is no denying that Stellar Blade is still a ver good game and that the PC port is excellent - it is a.mystery how the developers got an UE4 game to run this well.
Anonymous No.712610035
Anonymous No.712610050 >>712611013
Anonymous No.712610087
Anonymous No.712610159
>>712602118 (OP)
im not playing right now, so i can play when it is about to reach peak
Anonymous No.712610278 >>712610346 >>712610510
>>712602118 (OP)
I remember playing the PS5 demo a year ago and it was just okay. Are PC players really this obsessed with titties?
Anonymous No.712610298 >>712610369 >>712610776
>>712608354
be honest SB will definitely be at 650 in 6 months
Anonymous No.712610346 >>712610609
>>712610278
Yeah, the fact that titties and ass have become virtually extinct from the industry doesn't help eithef
Anonymous No.712610369
>>712610298
So what? Humiliating wokies is all anyone here should be concerned with.
Anonymous No.712610473 >>712610667 >>712610889
>>712602362
>a small korean studio can somehow afford to set up a massive botfarm to astroturf their steam numbers by the thousands
>but game industry juggernauts like ubishit and bioware that have existed for way longer cant, as shown in niggercreed shadows and failguard
i absolutely love the amount of seething over this game. im considering gifting a copy to a friend just to contribute more to this total tranny meltdown
Anonymous No.712610510 >>712610609 >>712610856
>>712610278
Yes. Because what was once ubiquitous is now rare. And the rarity itself gives value to something once worthless.
Anonymous No.712610609
>>712610346
>>712610510
Jesus. I remember thinking Nier Automata kinda sucked too, but I guess ass and titties carry hard.
Anonymous No.712610667 >>712610949
>>712610473
>a small korean studio
Nikke has made billions you subhuman nigger
Anonymous No.712610694
>>712602118 (OP)
>Friday
>not over 200k
Rip
Anonymous No.712610771
>>712602362
what are some pussyslop games?
Anonymous No.712610776
>>712610298
Oh, so just like failguard then? Or soon to be nigcreed shadows?
Anonymous No.712610794
>>712604636
leftoids/troons hate it because sexy women
tendies hate it because not on switch
americans hate it because asian game
Anonymous No.712610796 >>712610858
>BEST JRPG EVER!!!! 10000/10!!!!!
>astroturfed shilling 24/7
>gets raped by gook ass and titties
kwab
Anonymous No.712610838 >>712610986 >>712611021 >>712611414
What's the gameplay like?

I'm really sick of Souls type games. The only one I still love is Nioh. Hell, I've even grown tired of FROMSoft games. Didn't bother with Nightreign. Tried replaying Elden Ring and it just feels too boring to me. Is that what this is? Is it just more parry shit?
Anonymous No.712610856 >>712611040
>>712610510
I am pretty sure that Stellar Blade is also unique in its "genericness" so to speak. Like I dare you to find me a game like on steam's catalog that has all features it provides in one package that won't cost you 300 dollars in dlc, much less the PS5's measly catalog.
Games like this sell because they have something that other competitors don't. That's true for any product.

For me I like Stellar Blade because it's MGR set in a post apolyptic cyberpunk world with kpop music and has a hot woman that has a ton of outfits. It just checks a lot of boxes. My only gripes really is that some aspects of the combat don't fully sit well with me, like the emphasis on parrying instead of just being allowed to go fully on the offensive like Bayonetta or DMC. however the buttrock and pop songs, the QTEs, the flashy animations, the over the top cutscenes, it's all 7th gen era vidya that I really miss.
Anonymous No.712610858 >>712611035
>>712610796
This just shows that all the chest thumping about superior PC gaming is just a cover for sex starved coombrains. Console players like vidya and PC players just want mods to beat their meat.
Anonymous No.712610889 >>712610949 >>712611034
>>712610473
And bioware and ubishit hasnt ten
times over with their equally predatory monetization practices? Shiftup is a fucking shrimp compared to them.
Go ack yourself already, fucking troon
Anonymous No.712610949 >>712611125
>>712610889
Meant to reply to
>>712610667
Anonymous No.712610986
>>712610838
If you hate parryshit you will hate this because enemies are very aggressive that aren't just punching bags, but it still feels like like a CAG in terms of flashiness, at least compared to standard souls games.
Anonymous No.712611013
>>712610050
Anonymous No.712611021
>>712610838
Try the demo.
https://store.steampowered.com/app/3564860/Stellar_Blade_Demo/
Anonymous No.712611034
>>712610889
>muh other companies out of nowhere
>muh tranny out of nowhere
Concession accepted. Go swipe your credit card now.
Anonymous No.712611035
>>712610858
PC vegans have always been posers.
Anonymous No.712611040 >>712611329
>>712610856
>zillennials that grew up on 7th gen get into gamedev
>save vidya
shrimple as
Anonymous No.712611061
Anonymous No.712611065 >>712611142
>>712602362
Or....it's a good game
Anonymous No.712611079
>>712602408
Anonymous No.712611095 >>712611182 >>712611286
>>712602908
https://arch.b4k.dev/v/search/image/he3blyLXsvlbSoZ3jp-XLg/
You seem a little desperate.
Anonymous No.712611125
>>712610949
>9
Anonymous No.712611129
>>712604636
/v/ likes the game
it's just a couple of insane retards that get mad at it
Anonymous No.712611141
>>712602362
>boobslop
Anonymous No.712611142
>>712611065
Anonymous No.712611176
If you notice, there's been a "first" bump before the second bump/peak pops off. The "first" bump is much higher today. About 33% higher than the first two days. If the peak is 33% higher than the past two days, Saturday's peak will be around 240k.
Anonymous No.712611182
>>712611095
Anonymous No.712611189
>>712608427
>Bongo Cat
Anonymous No.712611204
Anonymous No.712611224
>>712608535
>genuinely bad to mediocre game
Explain why.
I've played it extensively, and consider it a very good if not outright great game. Based on YOUR playthrough, what do you consider "genuinely bad"?
Anonymous No.712611231
>>712602118 (OP)
No it wont, not even worth a pirate desu. get this chinkslop off my board already
Anonymous No.712611237 >>712611303 >>712611339
>>712604636
Actual gamers who are interested in good gameplay and plot are indifferent to this game. Chronic masturbators and incels love it, and since half the board is erotic image threads and gachashit, they eat this slop up.
Anonymous No.712611259
>>712609002
>Gameplay, story, music, characters
I can and have talked about all of those things in regards to Stellar Blade, including just earlier today in one of its threads.
Anonymous No.712611286
>>712611095
>all those posts in less than 36 hours
Anonymous No.712611303
>>712611237
You lost, puritan.
Anonymous No.712611329
>>712611040
While I did start gaming in the 90s and early 2000s, it was frankly the mid-late 2000s and early 2010s where I really got into vidya, so this means PS2 era JRPGs, games like DMC3-4, Dark Siders, Bayonetta, and MGR, Dragon Age/Mass Effect, etc.
Stellar Blade feels like it came out from that time. I love it.
Anonymous No.712611336
>>712604636
>why does /v/ hate this game
>20 SB threads on PC launch day
Anonymous No.712611339 >>712611546
>>712611237
What games do actual gamers play?
Anonymous No.712611407
>>712602118 (OP)
Fuck stop with these threads and just watch porn you retarded incels
Anonymous No.712611414
>>712610838
While the animations are flashy, it's actually a lot heavier and weightier than you'd think, and you're punished pretty bad for just button mashing. Once you get used to the flow of combat though I find it a lot of fun to dodge, parry, counter, etc, and you do start to pull off combos and mix attacks. The bosses are fewer in number than something like Elden Ring and feel a bit more memorable.
Anonymous No.712611419
I hate the "found/saw a thing? come back later when you have double jump/the code/a quest/it arbitrarily gets unlocked :^)" elements this game has
otherwise I have enjoyed it
Anonymous No.712611475
is there a point of no return in the game?
i can go to the orbital elevetor, can i go back after?
Anonymous No.712611528
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oqVtKY9x_WM https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oqVtKY9x_WM https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oqVtKY9x_WM https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oqVtKY9x_WM
Anonymous No.712611546
>>712611339
Cutsceneslop according to his description
Anonymous No.712611549
>>712602118 (OP)
I don't like that people are so willing to buy $100 games. $50 used to be a lot and now you're paying twice that. Why are gamers so retarded?