Thread 712602291

Shepard.

It should be illegal to play through Mass Effect without default male Sheppy poo

>>712602291 (OP)
This art sucks because they drew Wrex too big. All Krogan males are actually manlets that only look big due to camera perspective tricks. If you actually compare the in game models though, even femshep is taller than most of the Krogan males.

>>712602360
I was young and stupid at the time and could not understand this was the way, but now I do.

Grunt > Wrex

>>712602291 (OP)
feet

>>712602360
This but also >>712602291 (OP) this + some extra side bitches.

>>712602291 (OP)
>krogan cock so good

>>712602291 (OP)
Femshep need MORE porn

>>712605173
he's just that much of a homie, gotta give it up

>>712602291 (OP)
Femshep is a virgin, she should be paired solely with her male counterpart (and women)

>>712606076
This
The only ship I accept besides the normandy is male shep and femshep
The only alien pussy I'll accept is matriarch beneziah

>>712606180
While we're talking about relationships, they should have allowed a male Shepard to romance EDI and cuck Joker. And don't say Bioware wasn't for putting cucking in the game, because if you romance Tali, you're basically cucking Garrus.

>>712602291 (OP)
Wouldn't that hurt? Even if she was a whore I'd imagine it would. Probably would permanently damage her or possibly even kill her.

>>712606336
>cucking your most loyal bro
Why are there so many low test guys on /v/?

>>712602291 (OP)
Shepard is a straight white male.
YWNBAW

>>712606336
should just kill EDI straight away. as for garrus you know archangel got all that omega pussy, he doesnt need tali.

>>712606480
Loyalty must always be tested. And nothing tests a man's loyalty more than stealing a woman away from him.

>>712606503
>white
even vanderloo is some kind of mystery meat in game. Everyone is some form of mulatto besides femshep or Miranda
>YWNBAW
sounds like projection

>>712602291 (OP)
Wrex.

>>712606930
no garrus tho.

hijacking to ask a question I've had for over 13 years now
why did they change the the n7 armor from circular shoulder pads to angled ones? It looks way worse
Heavy Onyx >>> E3 2011 ME3 >>> ME3 >>> ME2

>>712606602
You’re indoctrinated.

>>712606985
Why not?

>>712602291 (OP)
Four (4) balls

>>712607580
cuz. bet ashley would be into a weird gay threesome but also simultaneously not into krogan quads. need to ride that line.

>>712610613
> bet ashley would be into a weird gay threesome but also simultaneously not into krogan quads.
I wouldn't know, left her on Virmire.

>>712610962
I get it, she's an uppity hateful nagging bitch who thinks she's better than the savior of the galaxy. Huge jobber, spends most of her time in the fucking hospital. Cant play without her though.

Space is endless but there's never going to be room for homos.

Femshep? Normalshep? Either choice is fine as long as you kill the maximum amount of batarians possible in your playthrough

>>712611730
batarians are just the beginning anon, broaden your horizens.