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Anonymous 6/14/2025, 8:21:11 AM No.712610932 [Report] >>712611167 >>712611262 >>712611679 >>712611862 >>712612101 >>712612498 >>712613895 >>712618458 >>712618608 >>712618791 >>712623341 >>712624332 >>712625612 >>712625649 >>712626782
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CAST THEM
Anonymous 6/14/2025, 8:23:57 AM No.712611058 [Report]
jack black as ellis, debra wilson as rochelle, pedro pascal as the other white guy and kevin heart as coach because it would be a heckin funny subversion.
Anonymous 6/14/2025, 8:24:42 AM No.712611090 [Report]
Hunter Schafer as Zoey, Idris Elba as Bill
Anonymous 6/14/2025, 8:26:06 AM No.712611167 [Report]
>>712610932 (OP)
Dwayne Johnson as Louis
Anonymous 6/14/2025, 8:26:31 AM No.712611196 [Report]
All will be played by promising young upstarts who have connections to members of Valve’s thinktank. They’ll probably be randos picked out in a Bellevue coffee shop.
Anonymous 6/14/2025, 8:28:11 AM No.712611262 [Report] >>712611537 >>712611687 >>712613870
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>>712610932 (OP)
Anonymous 6/14/2025, 8:29:53 AM No.712611349 [Report] >>712611562 >>712611956
Merle Dandridge as Rochelle
Anthony Anderson as Coach
Bradley Cooper as Nick
Andrew Garfield as Keith
Anonymous 6/14/2025, 8:33:43 AM No.712611537 [Report] >>712615543
>>712611262
>You want me to shoot the infected?
>INFECTED JOCKEY!
Anonymous 6/14/2025, 8:34:12 AM No.712611562 [Report]
>>712611349
I meant Ellis don't know why I said Keith
Anonymous 6/14/2025, 8:36:12 AM No.712611679 [Report] >>712619995
>>712610932 (OP)
arent they based on real people? just use them, NO ONE wants shitty celebs acting as if everything is a joke
Anonymous 6/14/2025, 8:36:16 AM No.712611683 [Report] >>712611843 >>712611857
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>"Man I spent hours of my life killing...
Anonymous 6/14/2025, 8:36:24 AM No.712611687 [Report]
>>712611262
>I... am Bill
>p-p-p-PIPE
>bo-bo-bo-BOMB
>BILL'S PIPE BOMBS YEAH THEY'RE NASTY AS HELL
>OOH LITTLE ZOMBIES NOW YOU'RE CHASING THE BELL
>Francis Jockey *muffled screaming*
Anonymous 6/14/2025, 8:39:08 AM No.712611843 [Report] >>712611925
>>712611683
BOOMAS
Anonymous 6/14/2025, 8:39:15 AM No.712611857 [Report] >>712611925
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>>712611683
...BOOMERS
Anonymous 6/14/2025, 8:39:20 AM No.712611862 [Report] >>712612172 >>712618745
>>712610932 (OP)
Does this game even have a fucking story? Delete this post from my memory
Anonymous 6/14/2025, 8:40:34 AM No.712611925 [Report]
>>712611843
>>712611857
now kiss
Anonymous 6/14/2025, 8:41:06 AM No.712611956 [Report]
>>712611349
>Anthony Anderson
Cedric the entertainer fits coach way more or even chi mcbride.
Anonymous 6/14/2025, 8:43:53 AM No.712612101 [Report]
>>712610932 (OP)
>*montage of the survivors running over zombies in the Jimmy Gibbs car*
>*Don't Stop Me Now by Queen plays*
Anonymous 6/14/2025, 8:45:16 AM No.712612172 [Report]
>>712611862
Actually yeah. L4D actually has more lore than meets the eye. Even some comics too.
Would a film do it justice? Fuck no.
Anonymous 6/14/2025, 8:45:24 AM No.712612178 [Report] >>712612349
>popularized
What does that mean?
Anonymous 6/14/2025, 8:48:58 AM No.712612349 [Report]
>>712612178
Nonhuman garbage on twitter's getting worse.
That being said, L4D is way WAY better as a game than a movie, and even if they DID make a movie it should be an SFM
Anonymous 6/14/2025, 8:49:53 AM No.712612393 [Report]
Who can play Francis?
Anonymous 6/14/2025, 8:52:11 AM No.712612498 [Report]
>>712610932 (OP)
We need gays in there, specifically the new sentient omni-gender hivemind from across time.
Anonymous 6/14/2025, 8:55:19 AM No.712612631 [Report]
I'm a L4D content creator on tiktok and instagram and 1 in every 5 comments is zoomers saying "Dude Ellis is literally Theo Von lol"
So that guy I guess
Anonymous 6/14/2025, 9:24:12 AM No.712613870 [Report]
>>712611262
I feel like there's a non-zero chance someone will actually try to recommend casting him just because Chicken Jockey became a meme and there just happens to be an infected called a jockey
Anonymous 6/14/2025, 9:24:46 AM No.712613895 [Report] >>712615590
>>712610932 (OP)
fake tweet and there's no such article on vanityfair
Anonymous 6/14/2025, 9:26:07 AM No.712613960 [Report]
It's gonna be a black comedy instead of horror.
Screencap this
Anonymous 6/14/2025, 10:01:11 AM No.712615543 [Report]
>>712611537
>FRANCIS JOCKEY
Anonymous 6/14/2025, 10:02:12 AM No.712615590 [Report] >>712620313
>>712613895
I'm reading it right now, retard.
Anonymous 6/14/2025, 10:54:27 AM No.712617892 [Report]
Would coach get his burgers?
Anonymous 6/14/2025, 11:07:13 AM No.712618458 [Report] >>712625469
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>>712610932 (OP)
>Francis
Taylor Knox
>Zoey
Sonja Kinski
>Louis
Sean Bennett
>Bill
Jack Black
>Rochelle
Debra Wilson
>Nick
Taymour Ghazi
>Coach
Darnell Rice
>Ellis
Jesy McKinney
Anonymous 6/14/2025, 11:10:22 AM No.712618608 [Report]
>>712610932 (OP)
those games came out in the 2000s, not 2010s.
Anonymous 6/14/2025, 11:12:56 AM No.712618745 [Report]
>>712611862
More than most games honestly. There's no cut scenes or cinematics but there is still a story to both games told through dialogue and visuals.
Anonymous 6/14/2025, 11:14:04 AM No.712618791 [Report] >>712619153
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>>712610932 (OP)
As Zoey
Anonymous 6/14/2025, 11:21:25 AM No.712619153 [Report]
>>712618791
She certainly has that infected look.
Anonymous 6/14/2025, 11:39:25 AM No.712619995 [Report]
>>712611679
yeah, but they're old now and the voice actors and face models are different people.
Anonymous 6/14/2025, 11:46:47 AM No.712620313 [Report]
>>712615590
link it then
Anonymous 6/14/2025, 12:52:47 PM No.712623341 [Report]
>>712610932 (OP)
they will fuck this up so bad oh fuck no.
Anonymous 6/14/2025, 1:14:01 PM No.712624332 [Report]
>>712610932 (OP)
Sasha Grey as Zoey.
see, pick people who actually look like the characters.
Anonymous 6/14/2025, 1:35:37 PM No.712625364 [Report] >>712626540
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They need to stop making movies about video games
Anonymous 6/14/2025, 1:37:43 PM No.712625469 [Report]
>>712618458
>Jack Black
This jguy can't act and is only able to play himself in any movie. He is not an actor, he's a movie star, it's the same case with Arnold Schwarzenegger
Anonymous 6/14/2025, 1:40:38 PM No.712625612 [Report] >>712625883
>>712610932 (OP)
Does the general state of earth in these games make anyone else horny or is it just me
Anonymous 6/14/2025, 1:41:20 PM No.712625649 [Report]
>>712610932 (OP)
Most of the original VAs look like their characters...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VKSH5fsczbE
Anonymous 6/14/2025, 1:46:04 PM No.712625883 [Report]
>>712625612
The thought of an apocalypse makes me hard because if I'm lucky enough to survive that means I can live out my fantasies without anyone stopping me
Anonymous 6/14/2025, 1:59:05 PM No.712626540 [Report]
>>712625364
They need to start making video games about movies
Anonymous 6/14/2025, 2:00:54 PM No.712626631 [Report] >>712626779
how do we exit this cursed timeline
Anonymous 6/14/2025, 2:03:58 PM No.712626779 [Report]
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>>712626631
Anonymous 6/14/2025, 2:04:05 PM No.712626782 [Report] >>712627437
>>712610932 (OP)
Weird Valve okayed this over a Half Life or Portal movie. I wonder if someone approached them.
Anonymous 6/14/2025, 2:17:30 PM No.712627437 [Report]
>>712626782
it's not real, anon.