CAST THEM

jack black as ellis, debra wilson as rochelle, pedro pascal as the other white guy and kevin heart as coach because it would be a heckin funny subversion.

Hunter Schafer as Zoey, Idris Elba as Bill

>>712610932 (OP)
Dwayne Johnson as Louis

All will be played by promising young upstarts who have connections to members of Valve’s thinktank. They’ll probably be randos picked out in a Bellevue coffee shop.

>>712610932 (OP)

Merle Dandridge as Rochelle
Anthony Anderson as Coach
Bradley Cooper as Nick
Andrew Garfield as Keith

>>712611262
>You want me to shoot the infected?
>INFECTED JOCKEY!

>>712611349
I meant Ellis don't know why I said Keith

>>712610932 (OP)
arent they based on real people? just use them, NO ONE wants shitty celebs acting as if everything is a joke

>"Man I spent hours of my life killing...

>>712611262
>I... am Bill
>p-p-p-PIPE
>bo-bo-bo-BOMB
>BILL'S PIPE BOMBS YEAH THEY'RE NASTY AS HELL
>OOH LITTLE ZOMBIES NOW YOU'RE CHASING THE BELL
>Francis Jockey *muffled screaming*

>>712611683
BOOMAS

>>712611683
...BOOMERS

>>712610932 (OP)
Does this game even have a fucking story? Delete this post from my memory

>>712611843
>>712611857
now kiss

>>712611349
>Anthony Anderson
Cedric the entertainer fits coach way more or even chi mcbride.

>>712610932 (OP)
>*montage of the survivors running over zombies in the Jimmy Gibbs car*
>*Don't Stop Me Now by Queen plays*

>>712611862
Actually yeah. L4D actually has more lore than meets the eye. Even some comics too.
Would a film do it justice? Fuck no.

>popularized
What does that mean?

>>712612178
Nonhuman garbage on twitter's getting worse.
That being said, L4D is way WAY better as a game than a movie, and even if they DID make a movie it should be an SFM

Who can play Francis?

>>712610932 (OP)
We need gays in there, specifically the new sentient omni-gender hivemind from across time.

I'm a L4D content creator on tiktok and instagram and 1 in every 5 comments is zoomers saying "Dude Ellis is literally Theo Von lol"
So that guy I guess

>>712611262
I feel like there's a non-zero chance someone will actually try to recommend casting him just because Chicken Jockey became a meme and there just happens to be an infected called a jockey

>>712610932 (OP)
fake tweet and there's no such article on vanityfair

It's gonna be a black comedy instead of horror.
Screencap this

>>712611537
>FRANCIS JOCKEY

>>712613895
I'm reading it right now, retard.

Would coach get his burgers?

>>712610932 (OP)
>Francis
Taylor Knox
>Zoey
Sonja Kinski
>Louis
Sean Bennett
>Bill
Jack Black
>Rochelle
Debra Wilson
>Nick
Taymour Ghazi
>Coach
Darnell Rice
>Ellis
Jesy McKinney

>>712610932 (OP)
those games came out in the 2000s, not 2010s.

>>712611862
More than most games honestly. There's no cut scenes or cinematics but there is still a story to both games told through dialogue and visuals.

>>712610932 (OP)
As Zoey

>>712618791
She certainly has that infected look.

>>712611679
yeah, but they're old now and the voice actors and face models are different people.

>>712615590
link it then

>>712610932 (OP)
they will fuck this up so bad oh fuck no.

>>712610932 (OP)
Sasha Grey as Zoey.
see, pick people who actually look like the characters.

They need to stop making movies about video games

>>712618458
>Jack Black
This jguy can't act and is only able to play himself in any movie. He is not an actor, he's a movie star, it's the same case with Arnold Schwarzenegger

>>712610932 (OP)
Does the general state of earth in these games make anyone else horny or is it just me

>>712610932 (OP)
Most of the original VAs look like their characters...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VKSH5fsczbE

>>712625612
The thought of an apocalypse makes me hard because if I'm lucky enough to survive that means I can live out my fantasies without anyone stopping me

>>712625364
They need to start making video games about movies

how do we exit this cursed timeline

>>712626631

>>712610932 (OP)
Weird Valve okayed this over a Half Life or Portal movie. I wonder if someone approached them.

>>712626782
it's not real, anon.