Thread 712622787

What's wrong with an honest and slutty cumdumpster?

>>712622787 (OP)
What's her game like?

>>712622872
Incredibly accurate 2009 sitcom in VN form.

>>712622787 (OP)
Why do i get this feeling that she'll come out gay by the end of the game

>>712622872
>This is the anti-visual novel. Instead of playing as some guy magically able to score with beautiful anime girls, YOU play the anime girl and create mass chaos in the lives of your potential "suitors". Earnest comedy, social accuracy, and late 2000's aesthetic await you in Class of '09!
This should be enough to know whether or not you'll like it.

>>712623596
>playing as the hole in a vn

>>712622787 (OP)
She's ironically probably the best wife candidate, just have to keep up with her libido

>>712623243
Literally 5 out the 7 teenage girls in the game are either bisexual or gay. Kelly is definitely bisexual.

>>712623243
To embrace individuality and uniqueness we must cater to everyone, because.

>>712622787 (OP)
Does this hairstyle exist IRL?

>>712623753
>best wife candidate
Karen wins that, but Kelly comes second for being a decent person vs the rest of the cast.

>>712624265
This is the closest I've seen

>>712623753
you're not supposed to marry the slutty girl, anon.

>>712624667
It's so pretty. I don't know why, the ponytail and bangs do something to me.

>>712624720
but what if you like riding the bike that much?

what if mentally unstable druggies?

>>712622787 (OP)
Nothing. It just scares people that pretend to be moral to feel superior.

>>712626436
>fucks gangsters for drugs and to make her parents seethe
don't know if she's based

>>712626436
can i fix her?

>>712623596
I think the marketing for this game is really shit and outright misrepresents what it is. It's not an anti-visual novel or some kind of satire of the form, it's just a straight up visual novel about some psychotic mean girls getting up to edgy hijinks and they make fun of anime because that's what mean girls did back in the day. You're most likely to enjoy it if you're already the kind of person to read visual novels.

>>712628991
sluts are NEVER based. no exceptions. not even those who do it just to exploit simps for the money or the lulz

>>712628991
I grew up with an Emily and smoked weed with her and her homeless drug dealer boyfriend. She was pretty cool. Last I heard she had some psychotic break and got sent off to some rich person rehab, got out and married a rich dude and is doing pretty okay now. I wonder if he knows that his wife let a hobo rawdog her.

>>712622787 (OP)
This game is just Our Red String, but worse, isn't it?

>>712630634
sluts ARE based if they are sluts only for 1 guy

>>712632070
That isn't a slut then, that's a pet

>>712631446
Redpill me on Our Red String.

>>712622787 (OP)
Nothing so long as she doesn't start pretending she's marriage material. But women of this kind tend to act like their value is infinite just because they rode cock in their teenage years.

>>712623596
>yet another absolute retard who thinks VNs are just dating sims with their cuhrayzee and cynical parody

>>712622872
I thought it was really funny
people keep insisting the author actually wrote it all in bad faith, but im not buying into that, not like it changes anything

>>712628146
Is this how you cope?
Do you think multiplying your partner count 10 times from lets say 2 to 20 would make you a better partner or that most men would prefer It?
No,its disgusting but men are desperate and will take what they can.

>>712622787 (OP)
At first I thought SBN3 was a typical white leftist before coming to the realization that he's just jewish.
There are WAY too many jabs of characters seething whenever someone makes fun of jews and the palestinian slave ending was made in bad faith considering the times.

>>712631215
Holy shit, me too. Why are Emilies always like that?

>>712626436
Gentle and loving sex with Nicole, with whispers of sweet nothings and lots of hugging and kissing.

Meanwhile, Emily is forced to watch us from another room while wearing a straitjacket.

>>712622787 (OP)
Sluts aren't for marriage and baby-making.

>>712623753
>just have to keep up with her libido
There's a reason guys eventually hire bulls so they can have some spare time to play video games.

>>712637738
It would make her a better lover

>>712638510
>the palestinian slave ending was made in bad faith considering the times.
QRD? I'm considering getting this game.

>>712622787 (OP)
Isn't she fucked her cousin?

>>712622787 (OP)
Nothing as long as she is my honest and slutty cumdumpster.