Thread 712625460

Simple, but powerful.
This is why people love zelda games

>>712625460 (OP)
>tumblr
kys

I'd much rather sit in a cell than fight knights and goblins and shit

>>712625460 (OP)
Tetra is out there having fun doing pirate shit while Link is having his balls crushed in the dungeons. Also Zelda would be held in a cozy room, well fed, with books to entertain herself not in a damp basement with the rats.

my knees ain't broke yet nigga

>>712625460 (OP)
Which Zelda is actually like this?

>>712625982
tp

>>712625460 (OP)
>implying doing nothing is brave
tumblerinas are delusional

>>712625857
brave and stunning

>>712625857
DELHI
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>>712625460 (OP)
Post the rest of this guy's zelda pics, they are genuinely the funniest shit ever

reminds me of that one comic saying women have it harder than men at war cause they have to wait for them to come home

>>712627763
god i hate women

>>712626868
Nah, others don't get any reaction in post gamergate /v/, because they never even played zelda games.
While this one can always trigger incels.

>>712627910
>implying
This one right here is a classic

>>712628260
>>712625460 (OP)
these seem both not so old and yet forever ago they ushered in the current era at the same time. i remember thinking it was just some faggot retards on tumblr. no harm, just funny.

>>712628413
>i remember thinking it was just some faggot retards on tumblr. no harm, just funny.
I used to see this whole type of stuff in the same way, incredibile cringe and retarded but funny to peek at and laugh
Now it's infected the world

>>712628260
It is, same as legs, but no one cares.
You need let it go, generations truly changed...
With op one being the only ones that can generate replies, because incels just can't ignore it

>>712625460 (OP)
>look mom i posted it again
fuck off

>>712627763
That was Hilary Clinton, she said women are the main victims of war because they lose their fathers and sons

What happens if she is insufficiently brave to sit in the cell

>>712628684
Ganon rapes her

>>712628562
Hilary clinton was also part of the people who put weapons in the hands of every terrost muslim they could find during the arab spring.
Pretty much helped create ISIS by doing that.
She is a bitch.

>>712625857
You'd rather sit in a cell where you will probably slowly die, as shown by the skeletons in chains all around you?
You're retarded.

>>712629312
>you'll die slowly in a cell, probably
>but you'll certainly live against a horde kf goblins and trained and smeared knights along with whatever monster you come across.
Wut?

>>712625460 (OP)
I don't understand how the right one makes you brave.

>>712625460 (OP)
>A A A A A A A A
>Did you get all that? >Yes No

>>712629901
ask the woman who drew this

>>712628260
Where's the gif?

>>712626562
Good job proving his point.

>>712628912
You mean she has sex, in cells

>>712626041
>Gets a cozy castle as a prison
Woah, so horrible

>>712629901
not going into hysterics at the slightest inconvenience is seen as a big achievement for women

>>712629842
I'd rather be fighting goblins then be locked up in a literal hole until I die of starvation
Retard

>>712627763
Vinland Saga lol

>>712630205
Heh

>>712629312
Let me guess, you need more?

>>712625982
ALttP

>no one posted the my knees or skip skip skip pictures yet
this site is well and truly dead

>>712625460 (OP)
no, this is

>>712629312
Anon, that’s clearly halloween prop. Skeletons can’t hold themselves up like that. Plus, if you’re kidnapped as a princess, you’re obviously being used a leverage so they’ll make sure you will still be alive. Meanwhile your rescuers have to fight multiple demons to get to you.

>>712634269
I don't remember this line from my GBA game

>>712634269
penis...

>>712630042
It's not a woman, why is everyone in here a newfag? It's Zak Gorman, the originator of the "Metroid fan excited to play it for the first time" joke, the proto hipster faggot everyone here made fun of constantly a decade ago. He's exactly as gay and pathetic as you'd expect.

>>712625460 (OP)
The funny thing about this image is that women legitimately see themselves as prisoners despite reality being comfortable and catered to them nonstop.

Zelda never missed a single meal.

https://youtu.be/WgPIR89oYdg?si=HMtxpSHsY9ZFreDh

DEAR NINTENDO

>>712629312
Zelda won't have a single hair ripped from her head as a prisoner cause Ganon needs her alive while Link is constantly fighting for his life every day
You're a complete faggot and a retard

>>712634684
she's big penised and willing

>>712625460 (OP)
>>712625620
>tumblr

>>712625859
>Also Zelda would be held in a cozy room, well fed, with books to entertain herself not in a damp basement with the rats.
You don't even play video games.

>>712634313
it's from the snes version

>OoT Zelda has to live on the run and in hiding for 7 years
>Tetra gets turned into a rock in PH
>ST Zelda fucking dies
>SS Zelda has to spend thousands of years praying in suspended animation
>TotK Zelda has to spend thousands of years as a retarded lizard

Honestly as gay as that tumblr comic is Nintendo actually does seem to like making Zelda suffer.

>>712628483
>It is, same as legs, but no one cares.
>same as legs
The fuck does this mean?

>>712635470
nta but in twilight princess she is

>>712630205
nice

>>712634452
>women legitimately see themselves as prisoners despite reality being comfortable and catered to them nonstop
This is the singular goal of feminism.

why there's no option to rape Zelda?

>>712629312
Woman moment

>>712635470
>Gets rescued at the beginning of the game, barely being imprisoned at all
>Meanwhile, Link has to fight for his life in two different worlds to stop Ganon long after rescuing Zelda

>>712635647
She also literally dies saving Midna and Ganondorf puppets her dead body and makes you fight it. Of all the Zeldas, TP's probably has it the worst since she's incapable of ringing the alarm that the castle has been sieged by Zant and Ganondorf and that she isn't even the main princess in her own game.

>>712636261
triforce

>>712625620
fpbp, trannies on suicide watch