>game is less than 8 hours long
>they're still charging $80 for it

>hfw she sees a 3 inch "b"bc

>>712628551 (OP)
>paying for video games

>>712628551 (OP)
>AIslop

>>712628627
How fragile, your ego is

>>712629045
yet you didn't say i was wrong, curious

>>712628551 (OP)
Why do girls always make this hand gesture towards me??

I'd be willing to pay 50 Eurodollars for a 8 hour game if it was fun and complete on day 1

>>712628551 (OP)
>devs claim their game is above average length with "plentiful content that will last you months!"
>upon closer inspection you realize the main campaign is only about 4 hours long

Why does this happen so often?

>have small dick
>fuck girl until she cums
>still calls me small dick
why are they like this

>>712629227
smol campaigned devs need to be caged

>>712628551 (OP)
>gooks lost their minds from this

>>712628865
>playing pc

just say you're a virgin

https://exhentai.org/g/2961273/f2d6b838e9/

>>712628551 (OP)
Yes, I routinely pay full price for games that take substantially less than 1 hour to clear. Is that a problem?

>>712629142
It's a korean greeting

>into sph
>dick is bigger than average
why god

>>712629528
cope and seethe, consoletard
I'll be busy playing every god damn game under the sun, for free.

>>712629227
Corpos just assume that the online multiplayer component effectively compensates for lack of a campaign.

>>712629675
Yeah this is definitely not mental torture porn

>>712630370
Just pretend it's smol

/v/, my benis is 18cm long but I ejaculate extremely quickly, what do?

>>712629675
mfw failed penis measurement day

>>712630370
Pretend you're being humiliated by a giant amazonian woman.

>>712630537
Where's the torture?

>>712629675
>tfw 19.5cm

>>712629227
Shit, I missed another one.

>>712629045
not fragile as brownies when you mention their biggest lie. never do brown if you want beautiful children maybe do latina if the latina is less brown latina, ideal is white, asian might work too even brown east asians.

>>712630867
that's peak, im stealing this

>>712630370
I feel your pain
>into tall girls
>6ft 9

>>712628551 (OP)
>speedrun it under 2 hours
>refund
free gaming

See that mountain, /v/?

>>712631168
YOU CAN CAGE IT!

The average vagina is only like 2-3 inches deep. It's time we start shaming small pussy girls. Who can come up with a good hand sign to make fun of them?? Why do they get away with have tiny genital sin the world today?? I want a girl with a pussy I could bury my fucking arm into!!!

>>712630987
One time it's browns another it's jews and occasionally the chinese.
Which one is it?
Or are they all in a one secret big alliance?

>>712628551 (OP)
Is this the Tendie humiliation thread, OP?

>>712629675
>terasu MC
Ah yes, this is going to be a good read

>>712631337
you don't have to go out of your way to establish some cult alliance when you have a common enemy
the white man marches on

>mfw anon shows me his cute phimotic 4 incher and expects me to help him cum and NOT blackmail him

>>712631337
Indeed, the browns act as foot soliders, they distribute the material.
The jews fund it and china provides the artists

>>712631168
no, I'm running this on a toaster with reduced rendering distance

>>712630370
Literally me. I love sph but it's literally impossible for me to get immersed in any sph content because i'm 7 inches. Like i start laughing when the girl in a video says how small my dick is or whatever. I love chastity as well but it's so hard to fit in a cage. Truly a curse.

>>712631879
I think I have body dismorphia because my dick is almost 8"x6.25" and it feels small to me.

>>712631961
Probably, because 8 is huge. But happens i guess. I feel fat at 117 lbs for example. Dumb but not uncommon i think.

>>712628942
>I said it. I said it! They're probably seeeeething

>anon is twice my size

>>712631580
lost

>>712629227
>Sorry sitlr, but it looks like we’re gonna have to cut off that “skin tag”
How would you respond without sounding mad?

!

>>712632438
You missed my mouth :(

>>712632642
i would cum on her glove obviously

>all these microdicks

>>712630370
That sounds like a good doujin premise.
>guy has an ntr fetish
>sex with him is too amazing for his super high-spec gf to ever consider sex with anyone else

>>712628551 (OP)
$10 per hour, surely a sony movie game?

>>712633068
my dig is over 8inchings

>>712631313

>>712628551 (OP)
zako

>>712628551 (OP)
>>712629142
>>712629449
>>712633068
curse those radical feminists!!!

>>712629449
Tbf I do too.

>>712629675
>cant muster 4inches
That's pretty sad. I'm quite happy with my 7 and so are the ladies.

>tfw anon starts up a video call and pulls out his huge 4 incher

>>712630370
Go in the opposite direction.

>>712632406
Who are you quoting?

>>712634364
i wonder what retard linked this website and expected a user to experience some le heckin wholesome chungus discussion

>>712629142
Are you white?

Why does Terasu draw NTR if he can't handle death threats?

>>712629045
Honestly, that anon isn't wrong. Black men are held up to a standard now that most of them are not able to hold up to, but you don't care about that do you?

my dick is small btw

>crotch and balls smell stinky even only a couple hours after a thorough soapy shower
>not fat
Is it the same for everyone? How does anyone want to have sex smelling that?

>>712632464
Found

>>712629253
Well, is it not true?

>she sees your dick

>>712628551 (OP)
>tranime
>singleplayerslop

I hate that I like this..I didn't ask to be 3 inches...

>>712635236
its your diet

>>712628551 (OP)
less than 8 hours is enough

>have average peen
>wife happy with it
>never wanted more or less
>warmed her up to using discord
>after chatting with some people, one person sent her a huge dickpic
>suddenly is open to my suggestion of cucking

ITS HAPPENING, I dont know what to do now but I hope i dont fuck it up.

i dont even think i'm that big, but my gf says it goes too deep and hurts. i never, ever get to go full power.

>>712635236
Wear undies made of cotton

>>712635789
They all say theyre happy with it until you get into a argument and they call you a shrimp dick man. atleast in my experience

AIEEEEEEEE STOP MAKING FUN OF MY SMOL PP

>>712630370
whats this thing called? with the black latex suit thing? lowkey looks very cyberpunk and cool

>>712629675
>penis inspection day

>>712632650
Asuna wouldn't say this.

>>712635956
My girl is pretty short, and we were each other's firsts, so I think she's just never had a reference point 'cept for porn.

>>712636026
it's a gimp suit

>>712634135
>tfw when I measure a dead ass 15cm on point
WHICH IS IT?

>>712628551 (OP)
Name a single character that would actually act like this.
Hard mode: no porn games.

>>712630370
>can still get off to sph because I'm a grower in the 99th percentile
i go from 1" or less to a little under 7"
only downside is i don't feel comfortable naked in public settings because saying
>don't worry dude, i gain half a foot when it's hard
is just not gonna be believed unless i start jacking off right there

>>712635789
god i wish that was me
good luck anon!

>>712631379
paying $500+ for a mario kart machine is retarded but nobody plays MK for the campaign mode, a HLTB is totally irrelevant here
you play MK multiplayer until you ragequit for the last time; everybody has a different limit

>>712635789
i know nothing negative i can say will hurt you - since your self-esteem is non-existent - but i just want to say i hope she leaves and you regret your choices

>>712636928
>but i just want to say i hope she leaves and you regret your choices
hnnnnnggggg

wish it was a lil bigger. just a lil.

>>712636642
Thank you. I'm sure it would go well regardless.

>>712636928
Envy is not a good look for you anon. I am sure you will find your own cuck partner one day.

I hope koreabros don't see this thread...

I just don't understand why this kinda thing is so common when dealing with female doctors/nurses in a medical environment. You'd think they'd prioritize maintaining an air of professionalism over their kneejerk reaction to seeing a below-average penis.

>>712635789
Lucky af. Hope you 2 have fun and she becomes a size queen.

>>712636993
yeah that might be hot for a week and then you're alone for the rest of your life and feel nothing but regret at throwing away somebody you loved for some sexual pleasure
>>712637076
there's no envy, i just pity her for having married someone who doesn't love her or himself
you can say what you want but actions speak louder than words

>>712637105
>You'd think they'd prioritize maintaining an air of professionalism
Then you don't know a lot of doctors/nurses. They are a gossip central.

>>712637250
Nta but you are looking really butthurt about it anon.

>>712629253
Because that was what you wanted to happen when your dreamt that

>>712637008
>global average
Now do it without the browns dragging it down.

I want a cute girl to laugh at my penis and then give me a pity handjob, how can I accomplish that bros?

>>712637105
This is precisely why you should never choose a female urologist unless you're confident in your size.

>>712629703
>under defeat
holy based

>>712637105
No idea lol I would just cover my face and zone out when I was forced to get physical checkups as a teen. My mom never let me have a male doctor to do it.

>>712628551 (OP)
Don't buy it

>>712629675

I was curious to read this but it seems like this website needs you to do some bullshit before you're allowed to read it because it's for fucked up doujins only.

tldr? Is it just classic cuck shit where the protag is 4 inches and his gf gets fucked by a bunch of black dudes? Or does it have something funnier.

>>712629675
Laughing in 16cm

>>712638018
lmao

>>712638018
>he can't get past the sadpanda

>>712629675
Genuinely a work of evil

>Have SPH fetish
>my dick is 7.5"
life is suffering

>>712638018
>>712629675
It's pretty boring. Just a oneshot of guy with 8.5" cock fucks her and then puts her cuck in chastity. That's it, that's the whole doujin.

>>712638751
cage it

>>712638801
Right? artists are so damn lazy these days.
At least there is some good AI doujins getting made so we might be eating good in the future

>>712638801
giwtwm

>>712637105
This is really cruel. It's already stressful enough to be dealing with a serious medical condition involving your manhood. We don't need any additional soulcrushing anxiety that adds insult to injury...

>>712638018
>>712638637
>>712638651
>>712638801

nvm I managed to get in and it was boring yes, I thought I was about to see some deep societal critique of how we judge people for things we can't control and the irony of the monstrosity behind it but in the end it wasn't that and the sex wasn't even hot, in fact it was pretty gay that the big dick guy was fucking the girl meanwhile he kept talking about other guy's dicks, it ain't even good big dick joy fetish material.

>>712638912
>>712638923
>>712639028

The big penis was drawn super badly too lmao it looked like an actual cilinder, the girls were hot though but c'mon.

>>712628551 (OP)
>game is so short and pathetic you don't feel anything after playing it.

>>712628551 (OP)
This is why im done with RE. Im a millionaire but as an economist I just can't justify the waste when compared to 100 hour jrpgs.

>>712638751
How does that even happen? I have this fetish as a cope for being 3 inches lol. I would trade you if I could though.

terasu's latest work is god tier imo
https://exhentai.org/g/3395749/6a45b207b1/

>>712638912
>good AI doujins
Doesn't exist

>>712634364
Kek

>>712639306
I was actually flabbergasted when I saw how long RE8 was the first time.

RE games become less enjoyable toward the end for me usually and on top of that they're so short.

There must be something about them that's very labor intensive and I can't understand, but damn...

>>712636928
Peak poltard seethe, LOL. A generation lost to gamergate.

>>712639028
>I thought I was about to see some deep societal critique

>>712629675
what about breast measurement day huh

>>712639458
I feel the exact same way. Problem is when they hit they hit. Mommy dommy Castle was 11/10.

>>712628551 (OP)
Martial Law NOW!

>>712639697
I mean, call me a retard but when I see stuff like emergence and all that it really made me think "damn this is fucked up enough to pass as a critique for the extreme fucked up rape drug fueled sex that extreme doujins show sometimes, it truly is an ugly thing when you look at it for what it is".

I genuinely think there's something to do here with cuckshit too, which seems to be emerging a lot lately, I think the reason for this is the rising loneliness and insecurity of young men, they see themselves as worthless, pursuing women is impossible... so they just give up and jerk off at home, they become obsessed with porn and their heads flooded with this idea of other superior men getting more bitches than them, meanwhile they keep jacking it at home helplessly with no female attention at all, their view of the world becomes warped enough that they start to legit think men with an inch more of length down there are legit superior to them and are actual sex gods who make women cum in 3 seconds while their pathetic little 5 incher has nothing on them.

Penis size shame and humor has always been prevalent but I think nowadays specially is becoming even more of a source of pain for more and more people, the fucked up insecurities and conflicts and fetishes this creates are worth exploring and understanding.

>>712637105
They are widely known to mock small peckers amongst themselves whenever they get the opportunity. This is common knowledge, anon.

Remember that one dude who had audio recorded the operating room while he was sedated? IIRC it was literally the first thing they did after they confirmed he was unconscious:
>"Omg, look how small his thing is."
>"Aww"
>"...I feel bad for his girlfriend"
>"You think he even has one?"
>"HAHAHAHA"
^Maybe someone can find it on Reddit for me. It went something along those lines, but I'm like 99% sure there was additional dialogue.

The bull is HIV positive

I've been rock hard since I found out. I talked to my wife and she promised that he'd always be wearing a condom. My wife is currently pregnant and the idea that only a thin bit of latex prevents his supercharged POZZED load from infecting my wife and her baby is the most erotic thing ever!

>>712640653
This is insanely fucking hot if true. How could any straight man be offended by this?

>>712640653
lmao I wanna see that but I can't find it, though even if it appears that 100% seems like something a guy would pay to make for his fetish. lots of penis size fetish shit is faked, I won't say all of it I know that size queens and size critiquers exist but so much of it is also blatantly made up and created while a guy jerks off in the process.

>ITT Anons whine and cry about having a big dick
I'm sure you faggots would totally love having a small dick, I'm sure you faggots wouldn't think about blasting your brains out everyday, I'm sure you faggots wouldn't rip all the mirrors off your bathrooms walls because seeing yourself naked gives you mental damage, I'm sure you faggots would enjoy the feeling of pursuing relationships being pointless. I hate you all.

>>712641225
No one thinks this way

>>712641225
I'm a manlet with a massive dick, I'd trade in a heartbeat. Small dick just seems more convenient, I'm not using it anyway.

small dicked guys shouldn't have human rights

>>712641431
I hate you so much
You have no idea how annoying it is having a small cock

>>712641225

Most dick talk online is cope or fake man, everywhere you look they tell you that 5 inches is average but any time you ask 80% of the men around seem to have a 7 incher and people are like "pffff it's not that cool anyway, it just hurts them more if they're not wet enough!".

You know how when you go to /fit/ everyone talks as if they are 6 feet tall and have huge arms and abs yet no one posts body? People fucking lie, people weigh thsemves and see 80 kilos and then on the internet they say "I am 85 kilos at 10% bodyfat, if you're less than that then you're victim weight", people masure their dick and they're like 6 inches long but if they bend the measuring tape a little and they kegel blood into their cock really hard they can make it seems 6 and a half inches for a second so when they go online they round it up to a 7.

>>712641431
You would be wishing the opposite if you had a small cock.

>>712641504
I already feel like I don't.

>>712641504
~pyu ~pyu

>>712641607
5 inches is average? mine is 5 and half and I posted this >>712629253

>>712640653
this never happened. as a medical worker I can assure you of that. You are all sick in the fucking head, you'd get fired so fast your head would fucking spin for sexually talking about a patient so candidly. do you fucking retards even go outside?

>>712641017
It's usually pretty obvious when it's fetishbait. When being requested to do SPH stuff, most women sound extremely awkward/unnatural, but when it just naturally happens in the wild, it comes off as natural and is like 100x sexier.

That video definitely sounded real. Their voices were slightly muffled and there was alot of dead quiet moments when the male surgeon came into the room. Lots of electronic sounds from medical equipment too. I mean, I guess I can't completely rule out the possibility it could have been staged, but they really went above and beyond if that's the case.

>>712641504
This, but fat girls.

>>712641783
shhhh, let anons dream of their ideal women.

>>712641225
I have a 3 incher myself and I've just accepted my fate I'd rather be alone then run the risk of having my partner laugh at me I'm just gonna stick to anime women for the rest of my life

>>712641905
why do people in the medical field become so rude anyway, I guess it must be the long shifts making you take off the "filter" because otherwise you'd be too exhausted.

Doctors will tell you the importance of sleep and avoiding fatigue and burnout meanwhile the medical field is all about taking care of dying people for 10 hours a day on 3 hours of sleep

>>712642198
based

>>712637105
Why can't they just leave us alone ffs. Isn't being stuck with a small penis bad enough without all the ridicule on top?

>>712639562
you dont even know what those words mean you spastic cretin

>1 inch flaccid
>Grows to just under 6 inches hard and toilet paper roll.. hole? thickness
It's kinda weird

https://x.com/ZelErohcir/status/1908233072010813775

>>712641905
imagine being an onlyfans model and you dates this guy for a year who you really liked during college but he was not that well endowed and now that your money depends on cattering to modern fetishes you have to fucking constantly shit talk small dicks and your viewers want you do to do BNWO shit meanwhile you keep looking back on all those men in your life who you've known and loved but you gotta say they're pathetic and glorify negroid mosnterdicks to get the bag.

I still don't understand how women on porn manage anything, it's crazy. It's the same to me if you have a boyfriend and he tells you he wants to get cucked, like, how do you mentally accept and maybe even come to enjoy the act of humiliating your boyfriend by cucking him? Presumably a guy you may even have children with in the future? The guy may be pathetic, but the woman in that scenario is legit a monster.

Oh my god imagine being a child and finding out your dad was...

Is cuckolding actually a thing that happens or just a psyop? There's no way there's so many people like that out there, this is decroded.

>>712628551 (OP)
>>712629449
>>712630302
>>712633505
NOOOO my fragile korean inferiority can't stand this

>>712634364
Artist?

>>712641783
Women can get away with way more than men in modern society. There are barely any repercussions even if they get caught in the act. I understand that "on paper" that's not how it's supposed to work, but unfortunately in practice, there are massive double standards. I get that it's hard to cope with this shit, but denying reality doesn't make the situation improve.

>>712642690
>Oh my god imagine being a child and finding out your dad was...
as a cuck that would be hot as fuck

>>712642537
I have been told in the past that growers don't exist and it's just cope or just bad blood flow but...

no, my cock is fucking small when flacid and the difference between 0% erect and 100% erect is enrmours for me, in fact it's pretty similar to your stats.

I do wish I was a shower though, I guess being a grower is more convenient for tightpants? But personally I think being a shower would be more fun for me, it's not even an insecurity thing I just think it'd be more fun to jerk off if I didn't have to start so small at the beggining.

>>712630370
take the BPH pilll

>>712636026
>gimp suits
>cyberpunk
fucking zoomers I swear

>>712641225
I'm slightly below 3 inches and I've just accepted it. I can either just chill or troon out. I won't be attacking myself anymore.

>>712642690
>Is cuckolding actually a thing that happens or just a psyop? There's no way there's so many people like that out there, this is decroded.
its extremely common

>>712629675
Shit was pretty disappointing. Should've been the big dick cucking the tiny dick on the celebration day in a 20 page rape to dick addiction scene.

I'm jealous of small anons, my penis is too big to bottom-out and my gf only uses her mouth and hands 99% of the time. Once I'm hard it's like I've got the bottom fourth of a baseball bat between my legs. I am in the top 1% and it is a curse I wouldn't wish on anyone.

>>712635789
Being white sounds like hell

>>712633329
>it can stretch up to 4 to 8 inches or even up to 7 inches in some cases
The current version of the Turing test is knowing if this gibberish was produced by an AI or an ESL

>>712643084
>im so sad bros!! My cock is amazing but i'm such a fucking dumb air head that I don't know how to use it properly or even try different positions i have sex daily and I could get a size queen to have sex with me so easily
i fucking hate you and the likes of you so fucking much

>>712642690
it mostly happens on swinger circles or among people who legit do sex meet ups through craigslist. it is just advanced pornbrain, there is a reason all porn is run by jews.

>>712642780

The current zeitgeist nowadays is that women have this history of having less rights than men and even nowadays they think they have more disadvantages than men, paradoxically, this makes it so that socially it is acceptable for them to say a bunch of stuff that would be unacceptable for men to say or do, because men have the bad reputation of a male centered history and of being the violent gender, so as a man, even though you're surrounded by people telling you how much better you have it than women, you really have to come to terms with the fact that you can'0t say some shit that would make you look awful while women can say some terrible shit and be forgiven because now they have more leeway.

This difference in social perception is NOT as big as many people make it seem, most women would probably agree those nurses are dickheads doing that, and in many situations men can also get away with being dickheads too, but the truth is that each gender has disadvantages and advantages, and as a man one of the disadvantages that has to be accepted and you must come to terms with is that no one cares about hearing you complain about male problems, even other men will hardly care unless they share a similiar issue or insecurity.

>>712643221
Why would you want to fuck a size queen? They're the most disloyal hoes out there, your dick ain't coming out of that diseased pussy clean

>>71264311
thats a pajeet

>>712629675
>11cm
Is that not considered tiny in japan?

>>712642312
I've seen alot of rude nurses in my years too. I'd imagine it's the long hours and constant strain. Not to mention all the death and disease kinda takes a toll on your mental state day in and day out. Nursing is a profession which is supposed to reserved for super compassionate people in order to counterbalance these issues. Alot of nurses simply don't fit the mold and then they take it out on their co-workers and sometimes patients.

In other words: If you can't stand the heat, you should get out of the kitchen.

>>712628627
Obsessed and mindbroken

>>712643453
that's below average for japan
that's the point

>>712643112
thats a pajeet

Dont you have a riot to attend?

>>712643534
lmao thats my bonepressed size....

>>712642564
based!

>>712643347
male problems are irrelevant because most men are bad consumers who live frugally and refuse to buy stupid shit. on the contrary the average woman will fall for latest trends and they will buy stupid shit that companies pump out. the society favors 1.) women who 2.) have disposable income and 3.) are single so they dont have a guy in their ear to hinder their consumerism. the gender dilemmas of modern age are all products of late stage capitalism. the bag holders thrive off this shit.

Who cares about dick size
What really matters is if you have foreskin or not

>>712643219
That post is an AI bit there is some girls who can take so much cock.
It's insane like the girls below
https://litter.catbox.moe/juggs6.m4v

>>712637105
>>712640653
This type of behaviour is usually limited to interns. Doctors and nurses with tenured positions very rarely engage in that shit.

>>712643409
You are missing the point, having a big cock means you can do way more if you know how to use it.

>>712631126
I feel your pain brother, same here but I'm 1.92m living in a country with 1.60m women

>>712644000
>you are missing the point
>intentionally be vague
incredible.

>>712642871
>>712642537
Stay strong fellow growerbros WAGMI

>>712643904
humanbros... how can we compete against TOYGODS....

>>712628551 (OP)
it felt like 7 was the number that was said a lot but now from my pov it seems to be 8?? what the fuck? is it going to 9 within the next decade?

>>712644087
bitch turned her pussy into a train tunnel and will never feel good from any human male
i think she competed with herself. hopefully her dragon dicks keep her warm at night.

>>712644157
Its already 9
gen alpha is going to be 10 on average

>>712643904
God.. What a slut.

>>712643674
censoredbros...

>>712643904
>>712644309
NEED wife like this

>>712639458
>>712639728
RE was always designed to be played multiple times and speedrunning. It's very arcade-like, which is why it's so short.
That's why all RE games have achievements and unlockables for finishing them in a couple of hours. Off the top of my head, RE1R has achievment for 4 hours to finish, and RE7 for 5 hours, which can easily be done with post-game knowledge and weapons.

>>712640653
Is that image A.I. generated too?

>>712644502
Adding to that, that's why you have a grade and score when finishing the game. You only actually "beat" the game when you get rank S+.

>anon shows me his game
>game loop is under 2 minutes
>game length is under 5 hours

>>712641225
My last gf couldn't handle more than 4 inches. She broke up with me because I hurt her every time.

This fetish can't be healthy to tug to, but I literally can't enjoy anything else..

>>712645110
SPH is on the milder end. Real degenerates are into foreskin humiliation.

>>712644983
she probably had some condition
4 inches is nothing for girls to take
>>712645110
its fine anon
not like you can do anything else with your shrimp

>>712645196
You mean circumcision humiliation?
>sorry anon, I only like guys who aren't mutilated!

>>712645196
>foreskin humiliation
cutfags will never be able to feel this
https://o.uguu.se/SLWSsoGH.gif

>>712645315
the opposite of that
also circumcision as a fetish

>>712629675
>11 cm
flaccid?

>>712645270
I don't want to ruin my brain in case I can get a girlfriend someday, also don't call it that please it's only 2 inches below average.

>>712645315
Foreskin isn't static or the same from person to person. You can have too much, and you can grow it, unlike your dick.

>>712644640
>sees photo of smiling medical professionals in a hospital
>automatically thinks it's ai generated

Obsessed

>>712644059
I mentioned it in my first post. You are missing the point by saying that having a big cock is a bad thing. Maybe the size queen part was skewed your point of view to that part.
Is that by having a big cock is all about seeing what other things you could do, what other positions you could try and other scenarios you two might do.
When you have more, you can always think about different ways to use it

>>712635053
Men in general are held up to a standard they can't meet. We're not tall enough, we don't make enough money, we're not successful enough. Who gives a shit about dick size if we can't even get to that point.

>>712645464
>it's only 2 inches below average.
>ONLY
ohnonoooo

>>712643534
But surely even in japan 11cm is ludicrously small
Having a penis size based eugenics program but letting anyone with 11cm or more breed is just weird

>>712628551 (OP)
A lot is said about video game length but what about video game width? What's the minimum?

>>712645464
>average penis size is 5 inches
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>>712645684
If you can get it in a toilet paper tube, you're tiny.

>8-9 inch
>5'8"
why even bother

>>712644087
>>712644309
>>712644452
I wish she would do SPH stuff, I just love to daydream about having a wife like this while having a 3 inch

https://litter.catbox.moe/z5q7bz.m4v
https://litter.catbox.moe/rbhfd8.m4v
https://litter.catbox.moe/6kouto.m4v

>>712634135
>cm
Need some with God's units

>>712645562
>>712645704
wtf anons Idunno If i'm into this anymore...

>>712643904
Any girls who do content like this but are actually cute?

>>712645857
i love how excited she is

>>712646004
I imagine the crossover between cute girls and demented size queen freaks is pretty low. Without the tattoos, maybe I could jerk off to it.

>>712645704
Average penis size actually IS 5 inches if you take the entire global population into account. The problem is most women these days expect at least 7 inches MINIMUM and anything less is considered a compromise.

>>712645978
it doesn't matter if you are or not anon, it won't change your pp size

>>712631379
10 hours?

You collected all that open world bullshit + 1st on 150 CC GP + 1st on Mirror GP + "played(at least you don't need to win)" every knockout tour in 10 hours?

Why are women so cruel?

>>712628551 (OP)
We told you MUH GRAPHIKS obssession would kill video games.

>>712646124
stop being an incel
tattoos are hot

>>712646004
There was the Tweety? Or something like that, she is pretty cute and does some vids about shoving a 10 inch cock inside of her pussy

>>712646176
why is your pp so smol?

>>712645978
SHRIMP DICK!

>>712645857
She’s prepping her holes for her super hung indian boyfriend btw

>>712646321
I'm sorry, I'm sorry...

>>712646176
Because society allows women to be extremely cruel with no consequences. Nobody cares about all the poor men & boys who are developing psychological complexes due to this kind of abuse being normalized.

>>712646128
I'm pretty sure that poor asian countries skew the measurement down a lot.

>>712646176
Just stop being a Korean and stop giving a crap about women

>>712646427
Why do I love mean women so bad

>>712646405
if you're so sorry then make it bigger

>>712646427
Blonde asians are super cute, shame they usually keep their shitty natural hair color.

>>712646131
>>712646334
why...

>>712629675
lmao it's surgically attacking all the inferiority nerves. This was made for masochists.

>>712646689
based
>>712646680
sorry(not sorry) anon but shrimps deserve it

>>712646784
Don't call it that, seriously. I'll show you by getting a gf, she'll sit in my lap and play video games with me lol I'll be thinking about you when it happens someday.

Holy Fuck. Everyday I wake up and im just instantly seething. No relaxation, no peace just instant seething all day and everyday for literal years, the instant I wake up everyday. I hate it. I fucking hate it so much. I hate all of you too. Fuck you. Fuck normalfags. Fuck off. I wish I could kill myself and take all of you with me. Straight to hell. Fuck you. This is disgusting. Lob your dick off with a rusty blade faggots. Fuckin hell

>>712637105
>You'd think they'd prioritize maintaining an air of professionalism
First time working with women?

>>712646947
>Don't call it that, seriously. I'll show you by getting a gf
paying for a girl to sit on your lap doesn't count as a girlfriend anon
also stop being selfish, girls shouldn't have to put up with your baby carrot.

>>712646965
Holy high test
Steal a nuke and blow this shit up

>>712645542
Height, dick size. Fine cant do much about it.
Wage. Fuck off you pathetic shit. If the only thing you can do is flip burgers you shouldn't be breeding.
Men can be and should doing more. And will be soon.

>>712646551
Ii'm trying...

>>712646239
If you like trash, sure.

>>712647178
try harder anon or else....

>>712646427
as it should be. Men are the drivers of society and should be treated and reminded of their non-value when the fail to meet the standard

>>712647123
I won't have to pay anon I literally just moved up to 15lbs dumbells so I'm close to being fit. How is it selfish my dick is perfectly fine, you're probably just trying to demoralize me or something, what would you have me do?

>>712646660
based
good to see someone else who likes blonde asians

>>712628627
the insecurity

>>712645358
Do girls like that?

>>712628551 (OP)
Obsession with game time is what led to useless open world shit with unfun side content and progression systems as padding

>>712646894
>masochistic fapping literally shrinks your pp
hot. Is this terasu mc?

>>712629675
>>712647563

>>712629675
>>712636040
redmoa does a lot of sfm porn with this idea but without the cruelty. small penis admiration is way better

>>712647338
im trying as hard as i can though, isnt that enough??

>>712647375
building up muscles so you can hump your hand for longer? cute cute
its ok to stay in denial anon, just don't be surprised when every girl laughs at it and leaves

>>712646551
why is it always ffxiv

I have never seen a vagina and I'm 35

But at least I have an above average dick and I'm not a cuckold like you

I really prefer when the girls in question are at least somewhat sympathetic to the plight of the micro-dicked guy...

>>712647707
because it has huge amounts of porn made
>>712647736
but i have seen a vagina and had sex anon
don't look down at us cucks, we choose not to get pussy, you never had a chance

why is this so hot to me? my dick is painfully average

>>712630370
lmao same, so I bought a 9inch dildo for my girlfriend to use while she tells me it's so much bigger than mine.

>>712628551 (OP)
Okay but in which game that happen though?

>>712647829
That's not even a micropenis. It's just below average, anon.

>>712647892
>average
anon average is actually pretty small since asian countries massively reduce the average

I'm glad i'm not an insecure korean dicklet

Why are anons being so mean to smol pp anons....

>>712647367
ywnbaw

https://files.catbox.moe/559v6o.mp4
https://files.catbox.moe/u8fa41.mp4

C&C (cute and canon)

>>712647664
You're right I'm building muscle and my stamina aswell I'm already able to last 4 minutes and it'll keep increasing over time yup yup. Don't put that imagery in my head, it'll be totally fine. If anything you're just motivating me anon. I'll remember you when I finally lose my v-card.

>>712647736
Dick size is a meme to demoralize insecure men. There is this thing called cervix women have, and it hurts them a lot when you touch it. Some prostitutes won't serve you if your dick is too big, because they actually know about dicks size differences, unlike the retarded boys and girls that believe in the size meme.

>>712648183
cause they genuinely deserve it
https://files.catbox.moe/5j609z.jpg

>>712648210
It's so over for whitebois

>>712647829
That is very hot but "somewhat" is the key word, they should still dislike, or even be repulsed by, his size. I can't that small penis adoration serious at all.

>>712648285
That's what her ass is for

>>712648183
I'm not feeling bullied anymore just motivated lol. 2 inches below average is nothing. I'll prove these anons wrong.

>>712648210
the way he spurts instantly is so cute

>>712648285
>some
Lots of prostitutes don't, they also don't do blacks for the same reason + they are too rough and known to scam
t. John

>>712648183
Because it's a meme. They are just trying to demoralize by being losers who have to feed on others to make themselves feel better

if your small you should just become a girl
https://files.catbox.moe/2ah9bt.webm

>>712648203
I never said I was or wanted to be
why do incels bring trannies into every topic?

>>712639353
a fetish is a just a fetish. I wouldn't trade my 7+ incher for anything else. I just cage it and use a vibe

>>712648285
How do you expain >>712645857

>>712648418
Based

My brain is actually just completey gone. I dont know what is real at all anymore. The internet is not real life is it? I have idea how big 5 inches is, I have no idea on how big 6 ft is? None of this is real. Its purely demoralization designed to make me feel bad. None of this real. You just want to make me feel like shit. Fuck you.

>>712648548
She ruined herself literally

>>712648548
extreme outlier, probably with some genetic trait, like people who win eating contests
does that mean that you NEED and actually CAN eat 20,000 kcal in one sitting with no problem?

>>712648418
the only thing you'll prove is that girls hate below average pp's

>>712648548
>How do you explain schizophrenia?
I don't know, Anon. Maybe his mother didn't like him. Maybe he didn't have a father figuer. Maybe he was raped.

i can only jerk it to gangbang vids/games nowadays bro's...

>>712648541
flat cage?
pics pls

>>712648475
Do white men REALLY????

Height is also a meme. 20 years ago nobody cared about muh 6,0

https://files.catbox.moe/grsqnj.jpeg
should this happen to every anon below 5 inches?

>>712648891
yes they d

I love smol pp...

>>712640653
>>712637105
I don't get how medical professionals can be so fucking heartless. I once had a doctor give me a similar reaction to my picrel when I was inpatient for kidney stones and she literally traumatized me for life. Worst part is I still can't get aroused by this shit whereas everyone else seems to fetishize it these days. Every time someone posts a thread like this, the wounds just reopen Q_Q

>>712648985
i-it's not smoll it's p-petite

>>712648891
>>712648971
shitskin samefag moment

>>712648985
>I love smol pp...
Why

I only like small pp on shota and like seeing older women take care of it

>>712648749
Huh what? Can't hear you too busy thinking about my future gf sitting in my lap not laughing at my dick or bullying me for it like other anons say.

>>712648985
No you don't you like to take pity on anons with small pps

>>712649062
nice try you insecure wuss

Also vagina can't stretch forever you morons. Too much girth, too thick, and you also hurt her (for real, not like in your fetish fantasy oh hurt me moree no that shit is not real you dumb whore)

Porn isn't real. Kids actually believe porn is real. Stupid generation.

https://files.catbox.moe/ix1jpc.jpg
good night smol pp anons
remember your dick size totally doesn't determine your life
i hope you stay virgins for life!

>>712649047
4in is petite, smaller is very cute~
>>712649079
Various levels of femdom and blackmail.

>>712649189
ahhh care to explain these then? >>712645857

>>712649202
<3

>>712649202
Bad night for you, stop demoralizing anons

>>712649182

>>712649279
Explain what? Some crazy whore?

>>712649025
I often wonder if people actually are aroused by it or if it's just a coping mechanism they desperately use in order to stave off the suicidal urges.

>>712649265
femdom
this anon actually means findom

>>712649189
How does that change the fact that we're incel virgins?

>>712649189
Holy shit so much cope.
Penis size isn't the only thing that matters but, yes, it does matters and quite a bit these days. Trying to cope and gaslight yourself wont help you.

>>712649370
It doesn't you moron. That's on your mind. If it wasn't your dick you'll find something else to blame.

>>712649329
see how big the toys she can take?

>>712649265
sph + big tits is the greatest thing ever. completely disappearing in them during paizuri...

>>712649189
You are talking with a bunch of anons who only knows how to jump their hands. Even girls don't fully know how their own body works and project their lack of self knowing onto other people.

So wtf should I do just stay a virgin for life? I literally can't jerk off anymore because I feel so silly trying to imitate a real man.

>>712649436
Yes? She's hurting herself a lot. Am I suppose to take into consideration the cuts she made herself too? Crazy bitch.

>>712648985
tag?

>>712649189
>Porn isn't real. Kids actually believe porn is real. Stupid generation.
It's a shame with all the push for sex ed this was never learned. The porn industry has done more hard for body image then any lewd game

>>712649524
Now this is cope

>>712645845
Could be worse, you could have a 6.5 inch dick and not only be 5'8" but also PE as well.

>>712649524
she doesn't hurt herself and enjoys it
stop coping

>>712649316
You may be white but you're acting like a nigger

>>712649093
>I only like small pp on shota and like seeing older women take care of it
Oneeshota phimosis correction is kino

>>712649537
>muh sex ed
Sex ed only made things worse and if libs had their way it would be even worse.

v-video games?

>>712649663
for me its femdom phimosis correction to make it worse...

>>712649524
Lmao

>>712649417
No it doesn't matter, girls are stupid and don't even know what 6 inches even means because guys lies about there size all the time

>>712649154
If anon is also pathetic then it turns into sympathy, it is not their fault they ended up like this. Sort of like baldness, small height etc...
>>712649356
They have to compensate for the smol pp somehow
>>712649439
This is why shotas are based, but when they grow up and they stay the same....
>>712649532
How small?

/v/ is a fucking cuck board

>>712648354
SPA is definitely not for me. It just feels too fake. But on occasion I really enjoy SPE (small penis encouragement). As long as it still has a bit of a humiliation edge to it, SPE can work wonders for my boner.

Is this the shota thread?

>>712649749
right here
click the catbox for even more video games
https://files.catbox.moe/799hfb.mp4

>>712634135
Is there anywhere I can find more of these ruler images?

>>712649789
>but when they grow up and they stay the same....
Then what???

>>712649343
I'm aroused by it in fiction but it never happened to me IRL since I don't really interact with women. It's just part of my general masochistic fetishes range. I'd probably hate it IRL.

>>712649891
small shota schlong thread? yes

>>712649789
>How small?
nta but 3

>>712634364
Discord in a nutshell.
Holy shit.....

>>712629142
What exactly would you expect a complete stranger to do when you just come over to them to show off your microdick?

>>712649892
Go to bed already dumbass
Stop pestering anons
You are not welcomed here

>>712649417
>Penis size isn't the only thing that matters but, yes, it does matters and quite a bit these days.
This is the most reasonable take in the entire thread.

>>712649682
I agree, but I genuinely dont understand why the left doesn't have any issues with the porn industry despite always having a problem with lewd imagery in media.

>>712649783
Seriously anon, calm down with the copium you might overdose. It doesn't matter she they can't measure dicks correctly with their eyes, the size wont change because of it, but they will have more fun with the bigger guys. Have you ever wondered why the penis size polls only show "bigger is better" and "size doesn't matter" but never "smaller is better"?

>>712628865
i bought like 2 games with my own real life money, the rest i got from trading in tf2 and setting my currency to argentinian bazingas. I have never linked my bank account to anything (i bought the aforementioned games with gift cards) and i'm hoping to keep it this way. Whenver i see an interesting game i pirate it right away, i'll maybe buy it if i like it enough ( last game i bought because i liked it was MGSV 2 years ago). in short:
>see game
>pirate game

>tfw im 13.5cm
its over for me right?

>>712628551 (OP)

>>712650226
That's average size anon.

>>712650201
This nigger thinks loonie toons are real. Like tissue doesn't tear.

>>712650226

>>712650226
Only if it's girthy

>>712649892
Like how big is this actually? Genuinely, don't lie and say something absurd like 10 inches. How big is this guy's dick?

>>712649859
Yep, I can't get into spa at all. A bit of encouragement or pity is fine because there is an implied humiliation there.

>>712650149
don't want too now

>>712650226
You are fine, stop being a pussy.

>mfw 15cm

There was a brief window where I thought about this stuff but it soon became clear that it would never get used for its intended purpose so who cares.

>>712650526
>again

>>712649891
>gets cuck by a shota with a bigger dick
GIWTWM.

>>712650561
cute
>>712650590
yes, again, fapping

>>712650526
why is chemical castration kind of hot

>>712650201
Because it's a small vocal minority who are stuck on-line and have to make a big deal of out this. I'm saying that first part people girls will go around saying she only dates guys with 8+ inches but in reality she can't even take 5 comfortably they are just going around lying through their teeth.

>>712649025
Poor guy. I'd imagine seeing a young female psychiatrist would only cause further trauma in your position too. Just imagine the kind of things she'd say about you to her friends after your session was over...

I have a 7 inch dick but I've only ever had sex with guys in chastity
I got tired of shaving my body for 3 hours for grindr hookups so now I just fuck onaholes while clinging onto my waifu instead
I am unironically having better sex than normalfags because I get to come inside a girl I've been attracted to since I was a kid as many times as I want and I don't ever have to listen to her being a cunt like real women
And she's in my bed 24/7 and I don't have to do some normalfag humiliation ritual that doesn't even work to try to get a girl that I'll just end up fucking with a retarded rubber glove on my dick

also big dicks make my jaw hurt, a small dick I could just suck on like a lollipop would probably be more fun anyway so yes big dicks are a meme
mine is annoying because I'm too big for most onaholes
it's fun though because I'm a huge grower so I can still do chastity stuff, I nearly double in size
I also have an insane libido and barely any refractory period

>>712649343
I know that a big part of my love for sph is a coping mechanism, I wish I had a big dick but if I'm stuck with this mini sausage I guess it is better to have this kink.

>>712649939
Then it stops being cute, even worse if they age badly or their brat features grow stronger. That's just a manchild at that point... but it's not their fault even if they rolled a bad dice.
>>712650076
Is this erect? It has to be, hat's neat~ Cut or uncut?

gayest thread on /v/ rn

>>712650630
Regura only draws shotas with smol pps and that's a good thing

>>712650636
she's so pretty...

>>712650657
It's not kind of hot. Its very hot! Literally unmanning someone...

>>712650820
I had to do a lot of sleuthing to find an onahole that would fit me. lolinco works pretty well, popular for well endowed men

>>712650392
>>712649892
Answer my question retard. How big is this guy's dick? Are you scared? Use you fucking eyes and tell me how big you think this guy's dick is.

>>712650983
>shotas with smol pps
the best kind

>>712650930
Yes that's erect... on a good day it's more like 3 and a half
>Cut or uncut?
Uncut. I have been thinking of getting cut lately since my pp is so ugly from years of tugging

>>712629675
Ayyyyy I make it by 1 cm and half XD BTW those monster cocks in porn are all angle frauding and tiny women. The biggest cock in the world is like 9 or 10 inches and it's a white dude (guiness record, niggers can't prove that they have big cause their country measurements are always self reported)

>>712651092
the virgo is literally what i have
it's by far the best out of any I've tried and after molding the second one into my shape after breaking through my first one I barely use anything else anymore

As long as you can make her cum in other ways your penis size doesn't matter.

>>712650820
Cage pics please

>>712650356
>huge dicks have downsides
>therefore there isn't a correlation between dick size and sexual pleasure
This is what I mean by copium. I bet you don't make these kinds of mistakes about most things but when the subject is penis size, logic fly out of the window.

>>712651295
give me money

>>712643534
Kek I fucked Japanese, Korean, Thai, Vietnamese. All said I was a lot bigger than their past dudes while creaming their pussies and orgasming. Japs and gooks can't even grow a 4 incher

I don't think I can justify spending $80 on a video game unless it's a new Mario or Zelda. I'm just going to chill with my Switch Lite for a while

>>712651226
>The biggest cock in the world is like 9 or 10 inches and it's a white dude
I personally knew a guy with a 12 inches
He measured it on cam for me and has pics/vids of it next to wine bottles.

>>712651304
What copium you retarded nigger. My penis is a bit bigger than average. It really doesn't matter. I am talking about this MUH BIGGER BETTER when it is false. Women vaginal canals also differ in size. There is this thing called AVERAGE which confuses dumb niggers like you.

>>712651361
wtf anon you aren't meant to say that straight away.... tag?

>>712631313
Nope, it's 4.5 inches. There are videos of sluts putting meters with a condom in their pussy. Till cervix it's 4.5 inches. There are some sluts who dilate their pussies with horse cock dildos but even then if they stop for few months pussy goes back. It's stretchy

>>712651283
>the virgo is literally what i have
same. it takes a beating too i can pound it 4 times in a row

>>712651434
That's gay

>>712651778
Not as gay as him getting fucked in the ass by his bf while wearing the dress I bought him

>>712635236
Use baby powder / talc

>>712628551 (OP)
The customer deserves the best.

>>712650760
>>712649025
"Small Penis Therapy" should be a real sub-specialization in Psychiatric fields.

>>712635789
Hint these kind of posts are literal shills / bots / psyops. If it was hopeless, they wouldn't publish propaganda. Stay strong kings

>>712651217
That sounds disgusting and not aesthetic, it would have been worse if it was phimotic. You should get rid of it, you don't need those nerve endings anymore. I've seen an awful one before but I don't think it's that bad

>>712651943
>they just make the problem worse on purpose
Fund it!

>>712651485
Anon you are just proving my point with your freak out.
>There is this thing called AVERAGE which confuses dumb niggers like you.
Maybe I was wrong about you not making logical mistakes when you are not triggered because you do seem pretty dumb. You are the one denying averages.

>>712651993
are you the hgg2d rioposter? if so, that would explain a lot of things

>>712651993
>That sounds disgusting and not aesthetic
;-; i agree, it looks burnt... it doesn't auto retract or stay back. but I can peel it back so it's not phimotic..
Losing sensation is the thing holding me back. If stroking stops feeling good then I am not sure what I would do..

>>712651434
>>712651861
You can't just say that and not give a name, assuming they upload their stuff online.

>>712651943
>>712652078
>small penis syndrome (SPS) refers to uncomfortable feelings about one's penis size
If women keep bullying small guys it will appear in DSM-VI.

>>712642564
Does anyone else think dickcages are lame in NTR works? I think one of the important aspects is the size comparison, and you don't really get any good ones when the cages come on scene. They really just ruin the whole thing for me.

My motivation died and now I'm just demoralized again. I should've left the thread..Tell me my 3 inches is enough anons..

>>712652121
What freak me out is how stupid you are.

>>712651943
A specialty reserved exclusively for female doctors I hope.

>>712641783
You really don't know women. I had an appendix surgery and the nurse gave me her number before I got discharged saying I was cute. We met up and apparently they were gossiping about me all the time. It helped that I was doing kick box for years before my surgery I was in mad shape

>>712652307
They purged everything years ago after they went trans

>>712652369
a game that is only 3 hours in length might not be optimal for the player.

>>712652369
>My motivation died and now I'm just demoralized again. I should've left the thread..Tell me my 3 inches is enough anons..
That's flaccid right anon?

>>712652369
>Tell me my 3 inches is enough anons..
It's enough for your hand and that's it. It's time face facts anon. You'll never get to use with a girl that you aren't paying

>>712652492
I think I know who you're talking about then. Buttbuttydress, was it?

>>712635789
cucking is only fun when you are the bull

>>712649789
>>712648985
>They have to compensate for the smol pp somehow
TAG?

>>712652381
Again you are just huffing copium or really dumb, which is it? Either way you clearly don't have what it takes to follow this discussion and that is embarrassingly sad.

>>712651434
sure this surely happened
not even the biggest pornstar is close to 12 inches but sure your friend proved it to you with pics and vids

>>712652541
Hard anon...

>>712652595
That can't be true. Idunno if I can accept it.

>>712652660
>Buttbuttydress
Oh yeah that was the name. I kept thinking of broccoli butt but I knew that wasn't the name.
Haven't spoken to them in years. Hope they are doing well

>>712652809
>>712652660
Where is his stuff? I want to see it

>>712652752
>not even the biggest pornstar is close to 12 inches
Anon you are retarded

>>712652758
>Hard anon...
Damn.... Im so sorry anon.

>6.2x5.5
>Points straight up and curves up like a banana
>Doesn't even matter because I cum insanely fast.
Life sucks.

>>712630370
can we trade

>>712652706
No it's not.

>>712631126
>tfw into tall girls
>5'2
Step 1 completed
Now I need to not be autistic with women and go outside
Live vicariously through me
WITNESS ME

>>712652903
i dont know, are you?
pornstars are rarely above 8 inches
the biggest guys are 9, MAYBE 9.5 but those guys had sickle cell disease when they were kids hence the grotesque enlarged dicks plus they often cut the ligaments at the base to make it appear even longer, its why they cant properly get hard
you clearly have never looked into this topic and just blindly believe any random number they throw at you like "ye im lik 13 inches lol"

>new job
>have to take a complete physical
What is this bullshit?

>>712652228
No, but that poster sounds based.
>>712652276
Are you a quickshot too? That has to feel good even for a min

>>712651943
>Don't worry anon. You can tell me allllll about your tiny manhood. This is a safe space with absolutely no judgement after all.
>*barely holding back laughter*
>Oh I'm so sorry to hear that! Some women can be rather cruel when it comes to men who "slip out" during intercourse. But you know, it's a much more common occurrence than you might think, really!
>*uncontrollable smirk is plastered across her face for a millisecond*

how do showers even function in society? i can't imagine always having that shit forming a visible bulge

>>712652864
Not sure. They purged everything they could. Think erome has some stuff still.

>>712653061
is that riley reid?

>>712628551 (OP)
I only jerk off to SPH audios where girls make fun of my small peepee.
lmaoo there is an audio where a police woman measures your cock and if it's too small you can't reproduce and you get locked up in a chastity cage.
it'so hot.

>>712630448
>GIB ME DATS FO FREE

>>712645845
If jordi managed to fuck milfs by dozens you can make it too

>>712653092
>pornstars are rarely above 8 inches
>the biggest guys are 9, MAYBE 9.5
Based on what facts you retard?
Your just making shit up and coping lmao
So you even know how many inches a wine bottle is? And how many dudes have pics next to them lmao

>>712653123
I would instantly cum. I imavine it would be like 400 dollars a session too

>>712653227
>there is an audio where a police woman measures your cock and if it's too small you can't reproduce and you get locked up in a chastity cage.
link?

>>712653247
google "pornstars measured" and learn you stupid fucking nigger

>>712653061
>No it's not.
It's not fair bros
I want a loyal tradwife too

>>712631126
>Like tall girls
>5'8"
>Seen as subhuman to both tall girls and short girls.

Genuinely scared of measuring my dick, lmfao. Never moved to get a girlfriend (I'm also fat lol) because I'm scared of that kind of rejection. Would probably kill myself.

>>712653227
yeah im gonna need that link

>>712653103
>Are you a quickshot too?
The opposite. I gave myself pied.. like 30 minutes it takes me

>>712629045
>t. Seething Black supremacist
Shortest race on Earth now btw

Cracka thread

>>712653329
Me too bro.

>>712653292
No one tell him.

>>712635789
just start fisting her

>>712652974
It's not fair..What do I do? This thread is just fake right???

>>712653365
rent free

>>712653123
Based beyond belief

>>712653424
>"if I can't fuck your hole"
>"NO ONE CAN"
>*process to first her hole and ruin her*
>"IT'S OVER!"
>"ROCKETOOO PUNCHHHHH"

>>712648441
They don't fuck niggers because they have aids and ass cancer you retard. Not because they are big (HINT they are not)

I have a slightly above average dick (17cm) but I'm perma virgin for life so what does it matter. It'd take me like 30cm to make up for my ugly face and personality.

>>712628551 (OP)

>>712653467
>It's not fair..What do I do? This thread is just fake right???
Maybe improve your other qualities to make up for it?

>>712628551 (OP)
I wish Eru would gaze at my BWC with curiosity

I'm 6'5 with an 8" uncut dick

>>712653614
Just work on your personality and get some plastic surgery
It's not nearly as expensive as you think

>sph audios
https://vocaroo.com/1av22htuuuvi

pokimane..

>>712653061
it's kind of wild women can just settle down like this after rimming dozens of black guys on camera.

>>712653624
That's not helpful anon...

>>712651434
Stop larping retard. A dude with 12 inches would even sell his kidney to go to Guinness world records.

>>712652707
>>712653339
OK thread is almost over, I'm actually busy right now so I can't do anything for another hour or so, you'll have to wait
Okay? Add: datakash

>>712653860
If your shit is unironically 3" hard you just gotta lean into it bro its the only fun option

>>712653843
Emiru...

>>712653905
Guiness record is 14 inches tho

>>712653332
ignoranceGODS ww@
i'm simply not going to measure. nothing good comes of knowing. just another thing to be neurotic about (no matter the outcome)

Post more whores fucking themselves with bad dragon dildos please

>>712653938
...busy with what?

>>712653938
>OK thread is almost over, I'm actually busy right now so I can't do anything for another hour or so, you'll have to wait
I think i will pyu pyu before then anon sorry...

>7 inches
>spent years telling people it's medium/average cos it's not 10-11
>finding out from this thread right now it's not average all but fairly big
wtf are you guys just memeing right now? no way it's the average dick 5 inches, that's so small, you've got to be joking

>>712649025
medical profesional here
a pp too small is a diagnosis that likely hides further underlying problems. so she was likely making that face as she pieces together in her head your real diagnosis, fearing the worst

Game enjoyment is measured in more than just hours and fetch quests padding for time.

i remember as kid i had phimosis and i had to go to a nurse where she would ''fix'' it once a week. i used to think that was normal until my friends said its not

>>712652974
>>712653624
hey cutie

>>712654007
not official, no verifiable real measurement was ever made

>>712654159
so did she just jerk you off weekly or what

>>712654216
i didnt even know what jerking off was at the time but sort of.

>>712654062
Measuring could never make me happy so what would be the point? At no point do I have to know my dick size for anything in specific, so measuring can literally only hurt me. A non-choice, really.

>>712654119
Yes
Congratz anon you have a big cock
>>712654159
was helping you stretch and using steroid cream on it?

>>712654263
i'm sorry for you bro. i hope that shit did not sexually scar you

>>712653742
Nah it's fine. What's the point of ugly people hiding their flaws through plastic surgery and reproducing? Sounds like a sure-path to dysgenics.
I made peace with the fact that my genes are undesirable and that's fine. There's more to life than sex. My dad had sex and he's the most miserable man I know, so happiness isn't in a marriage.

>>712653615
Says the perma-virgin ninja.

>>712654307
>was helping you stretch and using steroid cream on it?
yes.

>>712653332
Lose weight. You will gain 1 inch minimum

>>712654159
>>712654343
That's normal then if you couldn't do it yourself
Just be glad you had it fixed that way instead of just getting circumcised anon

what a cute thread..

Gentlemen, it is with great regret and displeasure to inform you that

>>712653614
Anon even someone like boogie or Elliot Rodgers had female contact in their lives. Not everything is lost. Stay grinding

I have a 4 in and I'm PROUD

>>712654454
women

>>712654417
Cute post for cute thread!

>>712653938
>tfw have paid this anon

>>712651980
You make it sound like this stuff hasnt been around for decades anon.

why does a thread about small penises hit bump limit but my videogame thread goes straight to the archive?

>>712654745
stop asking real questions the mod team is doing their job correctly

>>712654745
Because this is what anons want to talk about

>>712654745
Because the video game you like is SHIIIIIIIIIIIIT

>>712654495
Nah it's over. I turn 30 this year and I'm locked in a job with only men. I tried various activities like going to conventions, language courses, volunteer work, going to the park, the bar or the gym like everyone on /fit/ recommends but nothing ever happened. At some point you just gotta make peace with the fact and move on with your life. After 3 years of trying I just got too tired to bother, I'm not gonna spend my whole life chasing pussy that sounds even more pathetic than not getting any.

>>712654745
It's a democracy
We voted against your thread and voted for sph instead
Sorry anon

>>712654882
you dont even know what game...

>>712654745
Does your game have cute cocks?

>>712654924
>but nothing ever happened
Did you even try approaching girls? They won't approach you

>>712654956
What game?

>>712654745
video games?

>>712654007
Not official so not real. Just like senegal 10 inches SELF REPORTED

>>712654934
need my "i voted!" sph sticker

>>712652364
I just think cages are cute but 99% of cage art is boner killing sissy/nigger/ntr shit. Flat cages are shit too what's the point if you can't even see their cute dick bouncing up and down while you're pounding them?

>>712655084
Stop coping. It's pathetic

>>712654119
You can thank Asian countries where average is 4 inches / 4.5 inches

>>712653614
That is enough dick to compensate your looks with you also have an ok amount of money.
I have your face and personality problems but I'm only packing 10 cm, I accept it is over for me.

>>712655040
TimeSplitters 2

>>712655134
>what's the point if
Knowing that are unable to get hard and are being crushed

>>712655203

>>712655020
I made small talk with them, but when you engage 100% of all conversations you start to get the hint.
>>712655198
Dicks only matter if you can get them to bed which I couldn't even do.
Let's drink together friend.

>>712655270
They can't get hard with normal cages either and if it's pain you care about there's always spiked cages.

>>712655203
>TimeSplitters 2
Boomer game that's shit
>>712655331
>but when you engage 100% of all conversations you start to get the hint.
That's how it is with all women anon
The real problem is probably your undiagnosed autism

>>712654071
Maybe I'll say maybe not...
>>712654093
Oh no...
>>712654709
Shhhhh!

>>712628865
PC has no games you fucking incel

>>712653101
omg does anyone have the full comic? I've only been able to find the first 5 or so pages!

>>712654745
what?

>>712654720
We have too many new fags who believe everything they read. Especially B and X, threads on paranormal are literal schzio core

Why does every thread on modern /v/ just devolve to obsessing over dicks

>>712654924
You gotta get in social events, not just an event. There are literal meetup events, check couchsurfing, meetup application etc. I was a virgin too but had a lot of luck with travelling sluts or fresh off the boat Asians

Good thread
Large and veiny thread

>>712655424
Nah I may be autistic but I have a lot of male friends which are better looking than me, and it's easy to spot the difference in how women emote and react and talk to them, versus how they do it to me. It's crazy how much unprompted physical contact they do with them, like putting a hand on their shoulder or hair despite only knowing them for a day or two, which never happens to me. Whenever I'd talk with a girl about something for a project she'd ask "but what does X think? Let's ask him" and take it as an opportunity to talk with him, while no girl ever tried to strike conversation with me first.

It's easy to be mislead and give advice to people on the internet since you can't actually see how they look and you just assume they look the same as you.

>>712655602
It is just those 5 pages and afaik the artist never did anything like it again. Unfortunately because it is great.
Here is everything for who wants it.
https://files.catbox.moe/54o3vf.jpeg
https://files.catbox.moe/kyv2di.jpeg
https://files.catbox.moe/xskb59.jpeg
https://files.catbox.moe/yssbz8.jpeg
https://files.catbox.moe/q6becl.jpeg

>>712655754
Because it's why we come to /v/
If I want games I'll just play them or watch someone on twitch and chat with chat

>>712655165
I ain't coping. The single way of recording having the biggest dick is measuring it in front of a judge or official. The inches on a Measuring tape is an objective measurement and proof

>>712654067
Pls…

>>712655690
>new fags
>B
>X
Don't embarrass yourself tourist.

>>712655331
WOMEN DO NOT ENGAGE UNLESS YOU ARE A MALE MODEL. HAVEN'T YOU IDIOTS LEARNED THAT FOR FEMOIDS AVERAGE MALES DONT EXIST SO IT'S US WHO GOTTA INITIATE THE PROCESS

>>712655890
14 inches was measured medically
Stop coping

>>712655957
Sorry anon I was going to post more but i got carried away..

>>712655986
Autocorrect retard I'm on my phone. I have been here since log posting fucking fag

>thread ended up being bigger than the small pp anons

>>712655331
>Dicks only matter if you can get them to bed which I couldn't even do.
Just think about their faces when you show them your big dick anon, that will give you a boost on confidence.
>Let's drink together friend.
Let's drink fellow permavirgin.

>>712656092
Oh yeah? Where is it then? Cause I CANNOT FIND IT ON GUINESS WORLD RECORDS