Thread 712641015

They made this stupid item nonexistent so you wouldn't unlock classic characters like Fish Bone too easily

Good, you fags are bad enough with Waluigi. Dont need you with 20 other quirk-chunguses

>>712641015 (OP)
I got the cute little boo thing pretty quick. Spent an hour and a half going for Coin Coffer and nothing and just gave up. I've run out of ways to make this game fun at all except just going to VS mode and picking a stage and racing it for 3 laps like good ol mario kart of the past before they turned it into open world tony hawk garbage.

>>712642462
No it's more like they thought the stupid little retarded mook characters were so valuable that they had to remove Custom Items mode as a whole so you couldn't cheat your way into unlocking them

>>712642462
>ha ha ha, yes, waste all your time trying to unlock some character you like with our cryptic and specific method that isnt even that fun in the first place. Everything else unlocks the normal way but not this! YES! you could play our game for 100 hours and never unlock fish Bones as a playable character! HA HA AH HA!!!

>>712642462
If they wanted to do that they should have just had varied unlock conditions for things like in MKWii
But noooooooo challenges like beating a certain number of staff ghosts would be too hawd :( so we HAVE to make everything boring and RNG

>>712641015 (OP)
They're easy to farm on your own

>>712641015 (OP)
Shit nigger item broke me out of a drift that cost me the race once.

>>712643182
>But noooooooo challenges like beating a certain number of staff ghosts would be too hawd
>anyway, lets make one of the hardest fucking MKs to get 3 stars on for all cups because we added 24 retards to every race and made bagging mandatory to even place!

>>712643621
not really, it's a rare and random item and YOU have to turned into the thing to unlock it. Certain characters only unlock in certain levels too.

>>712644058
You can play 2p versus with yourself and farm it.

>>712641015 (OP)
Free roam mode would have been the ideal place to have unlocks. They spend time and effort making an open world with loads of detail and interesting things to explore that you would never see playing the regular game modes, but most people will never appreciate that effort since they won't explore just to explore. It seems like such an odd an inefficient approach to put in all that work and not use it in favor or unlocking things with random events. Even if they can't be bothered with a story mode to justify the higher price, just a simple find character and race to unlock them would have been insignificant compared to the amount of effort that went into making the world.

>>712641015 (OP)
This helped me with Pianta and Cataquack, apparently fishy bone is in one specific course
https://youtu.be/Fa8RVcwRuVA

>>712644351
thats how you have to do it yes. Even then, can take a while.

I'm having trouble unlocking the mole character, keep getting the wrong ones on Air Ship Fortress

>>712645265
I just want rocky wrench
what the fuck did I do to deserve bad rng

>>712645435
I followed a YouTube guide, where it tells me to stand in a specific spot and I'm still getting the wrong shit

>>712643901
It’s actually pretty lenient as far as mario kart’s go since you just have to place first in each race. The difficulty only comes in the form of cpu’s being a bitch and a half
Compare it to MKWii where you had to not only win but play perfectly for a 3-star or Super Circuit where using anything but the worst character made it literally impossible to get a 3-star

>>712644445
straight up, there's so many different challenges and what not in free roam but all you get are stickers

>>712645809
>Bowser
>bad in SC
holy bait