Thread 712642220

Why are goblins in games sexy now?

Because they're based

>>712642220 (OP)
Built for Big Human Cock

>>712642220 (OP)
made for intense throat fucking and by the way she looks i bet she lost her gag reflex decades ago

>>712642220 (OP)
That's not sexy.

>>712642220 (OP)
>Pest species that are built to reproduce with superior races
Honestly "ugly" goblins as a concept are stranger. A species that HAS to survive off of rape would be eliminated pretty quickly. One that seduces however would be integrated into every facet of society.

>>712642734
gays are not welcome here

they really aren't outside of off model fan art

>>712642648
>Throat fucking
How with a nose like that?

>>712643734
lays on her back and lets her head hang over the edge of the bed

>>712643734
It's all about the angle

>>712642220 (OP)
Man just today i was thinking about that gearrit goblin game. Did anything come from that excessive ad campaign? In best case some porn and a easy to use blender model?

>those ENORMOUS hands
>sexy

Always have been

>>712644365
Bro.... Imagine.

>>712644191
lol lmao

gobbo sexo

>>712642220 (OP)
Nobody wants ugly gobs abymore

They aren't. People who are into "shortstacks" just want a socially acceptable loli.

>>712646353
obligatory (you)

>>712644486
Imagine what? Fuckhuge male hands on my dick? Thanks, but no thanks.

>>712646353
>socially acceptable loli
More like pocket sized hispanic milfs.

>>712642220 (OP)
politically correct lolis

>>712642902
Not really. You are looking at it in a human centric way and ignoring how looks usually develop based on the race's own aesthetic guidelines instead of aligning with human tastes. Humans for example if you really think about it should be considered kind of ugly since they are like the hairless sphinx cat of apes.

>>712647569
the sexy, sexy hairless sphinx cat of apes.

>>712643734
A goblin nose is like a reverse nipple/penis. When they're unaroused or angry, it hardens enough to be used to cut glass. If they're horny or aroused though, it softens and becomes flexible enough to bend when pressed.

>>712647787
if her nose is long enough and i get her horny enough, can i tie a knot in it?

Wow did irreparable damage to goblins reputation by canonizing them as massive sluts.

>>712648037
they are also the cheapest and best prostitudes

>>712648126
Those STDs though...

>>712642220 (OP)
Too much intermingling with lolis

>>712648037
Gobs work best as sluts because who would marry one anyways?

Get pregnant and get the fuck out bitch

>>712648361
a gob cost like $5 for 2 weeks

Gobblin'

>>712648031
Realistically, probably not. It's not like a limitless scale where it becomes a spaghetti noodle when horny. Though in the same way you might describe a woman with diamond cutters or a dude with a cock hard enough to break steel, describing a goblin in such a way would get the point across.

I think it's a really unfair and biased interpretation of Goblins in video games, most Goblins actually want a nice quiet monogamous relationship with a tall strong human and it's unfair to depict us otherwise.

>>712648856
>us

WoW goblins are fucking awful and you only like them because your brain has been rotted by the Mere exposure effect.

>>712648856
You sound like you are goblin some cock yourself

>>712647569
>POV of a non human
is there a way to describe that? is it impossible because a human would describe it?

>>712648856
Post nose

>>712642220 (OP)
Because some sex depraved faggot was desperate enough to draw a sexy goblin and for some unexplainable reason people liked it

>>712648856
Post ass

do goblin exist in shadowrun?

>>712649446
>unexplainable
no

>>712648856
Post throat

>>712649345
We need more of this in the gaming industry..

>>712642220 (OP)
That looks disgusting. Unironically the only good female goblin art is by chinks and weebs imitating them like >>712645186 and >>712642902

>>712642220 (OP)
They're made for gobblin' cock. It's in their name for God's sake!!!!

only fags with tiny dicks like gobbs

>>712644374
would

this gob is cute and sexo

>>712642220 (OP)
That's from 2011

>>712650737
>underwear
goblin arent allowed to wear those

>>712649369
That's a very rude thing to ask someone and it has nothing to do with anything.
Better yourself.

>>712650869
Dude 2011 was like 4 years ago

>>712650876
She takes them off

>>712649529
In Shadowrun they're skinny gross infected monsters that eat your soul through cannibalism. They aren't even green.

>>712650108
I like Elves forcibly transformed into Goblins

>>712642220 (OP)
https://files.catbox.moe/zqbp3j.jpg
I love goblins.

>>712651443
are they atleast fuckable?

>>712651814
Yeah, pucker up

>>712651873
that doesnt look like shadowrun

>>712651873
nevermind i found the wiki, huh and i tought SR is way deeper in the cyberpunk genre

>>712650108
Everyone knows goblins are stretchy size queens.

>>712642902
>inferior race that wouldn't survive without sexual coercion
We already have those, they're called women.

>>712642902
>>712647569
>Humans were goblins to Neanderthals
>We still fucked them out of existence

>>712652728
Wh-what did he see?

>>712642220 (OP)
Should Goblins have pubes?

>>712653070
Yes and hairy armpits and they should stink and be feral and drunk on human cocks

>>712648037
>be ugly
>have personality to make up for it
A concept foreign to women

>>712653070
depends, my personal cumdumpster gobs? no, i want them smooth as a dolphin and wet as a tuna all the time.

>>712653240
sharp nose erotic

>>712653070
Depends
Tribal goblins have fully unkempt bush, but societal goblins trim and style their pubes to match whatever's popular. Once/if they lock down a broodmate though, they're more than willing to grow/shave it however they ask.

>>712653070
no, never.

>>712648512
>Who would marry one.
Haha... Yeah who.... Haha

>>712646353
They literally have complete opposite appeals
shortstacks are for the thick crowd and lolis are for people that like flatness

>>712653528
Don't eat bait

WoW and CoC
now post more monstergirl shortstacks

>>712653413
this one is the best of both worlds

>>712642220 (OP)
>now
always have been

>>712653070
yes, full bush

>>712653984
i bet she masturbates with a human femur

>>712652926
The best thing about goblins is that they only produce goblins.
Which means there will always be goblins that need to be fucked

>>712653046
September

goblin wives

I'm writing a world with gobbos in it. One day it'll be a VN with any luck.
I like to data-gather for types of gobbos people like seeing. Inform me what you like in gobbos.

>>712654880
fat tits, head on cock hight, every second tought is human cock, they are either the biggest sluts imaginable or the second biggest sluts imaginable but undying monogamous. intellectual they range from unable to read or write to office slut

>>712655219
You seem brown with how you type.
>>712655387
Fixer-upper gobbo girl, I see, I see. Interesting idea.

Sazza, my beloved. She was fucking robbed. Fuck Larian for prioritizing the gayest companions possible in BG3. I would have sacrificed half of them just to have a gobbo companion.
>>712654880
>inform me what you like in gobbos
Fugliness. Them just being short green elves is boring to me. Gobbos need to be one of those thing that make you think "I really shouldn't stick my dick in that. BUT..."
Honestly the goblins in Baldur's Gate 3, despite being underutilized as fuck, were kind of perfect design wise. They looked savage, primitives and more than a little ugly, but were still fuckable. They also had a fun "rumbustious little shit" personality that I always appreciate in goblins. Made me wish the Dark Urge route let you just have a bunch of goblins minions following you around, ala Overlord.

>>712655387
I want a CRPG were you play as a Goblin king/queen, despite not being a goblin, and you lead your small green army towards domination.

>>712653648
oh yeah, that's the stuff

>>712655486
>I really shouldn't stick my dick in that. BUT...
I think that can be achieved with some gobbos, but your pic isn't related in terms of fugly. That bit of fanart makes Sazza sexy in a 'she might shank me, however I will bang her anyway' sort of way.

>>712654880
Lustful little feral liars that suck at bluffing, tsunderes for human dick.

>>712653648
I wanna nibble that schnoz.

>>712655465
No just very drunk

>>712655103
Me brining my wife to the McDonald's

>>712654617
Glorious nips

>>712656131
she looks russian in a cute way

>>712642220 (OP)
theyre bratty
and theyll do anything for money

>>712655486
atleast sazza has some decent porn

>>712655786
You're in luck on the 'shit at bluffing' front. I've got a witchy sort of gobbo that blatantly lies to your face.
Not so much trying to bluff as it is she doesn't give a shit, but yannow.
>>712655981
I see, well most of what you typed is basic to gobbos anyway beyond 'office slut' which is more to do with personality to me.
Given the semi-mediaeval setting there ain't no offices.

>>712642220 (OP)
Gnomes are cuter.

>>712642220 (OP)
But why goblins? Why not list after something that actually looks fuckable. Like a yordle

>>712656007

>>712656346
She better have a big cute hat

>>712656458
my goblin cumdumbster can fuck up your gnome any day of the week!

>>712656526
It won't be a stereotypical witchy one, but she *could* have something she wears out and about.

>>712656617
But is her pussy as tight?

yeah yeah but coc1 made goblins sexy fodder

>>712658183
get fucked, stud

>>712658645
*Time to get fucked, stud

>>712656502
This

>>712658645
>beat her up and denies her pregnancy her butt
sorry mam

>>712656502
Yordles are wannabe goblins

>>712656502
Yordles are just furry goblins.
I have a few as a legally distinct subrace in my setting.

>>712654880
I like the mix of bottom dweller and egomaniac smugness. It doesn't matter what it is they have, because they have it they'll say it's better than anything else regardless of whether they believe it or not. Almost like its pure pride talking. It's why if you pick a goblin girl up, take her home, give her a bath, marry her, have kids, ect. She'll tell everyone that she chose/seduced you.
Dealer's choice if the mask slips while you're dicking her down.

>>712648037
Post some "canon"

>>712656502
Poppy>vex>tris> the other one.

>>712659310
>It doesn't matter what it is they have, because they have it they'll say it's better than anything else regardless of whether they believe it or not. Almost like its pure pride talking
You want indian gobbos?

>>712659341
I love areola slip.

>>712659438
I hate that comparison, but the idea of a goblins scam call center is pretty easy to imagine.

>>712659438
>I'm Hobgoblin caste, sar
>Redeem the scroll

>>712655486
>Made me wish the Dark Urge route let you just have a bunch of goblins minions following you around, ala Overlord
As usual mods fix it, there's at least one that allows you to summon a pack of goblin minions.

>>712642220 (OP)
WoW is such a ugly fucking game

>spunky short girls with fat butts
Just admit you like latinas, they are real and you can touch them unlike the pixels on your screen.

>>712659438
Indians are grossly incompetent rapists, if they have any fantasy parallels it would be something like Derro or Mongrelfolk.

I was going to make my OC a Goblin but decided to go for an Imp instead since I could give her a demon tail and tiny horns and it added to the appeal.

>>712660712
Why not a goblin warlock?

>>712660548
theyre too tall
goblins are fat midgets

>>712660787
Goblins shouldn't have tails that's sacrilege

>>712660548
Goblins are green and fantastical.

>>712659438
Anything to bring it back to Indians huh anon

>/>712660548
dont mob the gob

>>712660910
I disagree

>>712660548
Posted it again

>>712660548
The ones in America are slovely, lazy, sleepy mestizos who turn into massive wrinkly abuellas at age 23.

Gobbos deserve big happy family correction

Hairy goblin pussy

>>712661130
This. They're not like Goblins at all and I'm tired of hearing this.

>>712661150
so, goblins then

>>712661127
Just make a different race at that point

>>712661246
No I mean like you, you retarded brown poster.

well trimmed and super wet goblin pussy

>>712655634
Closest CRPG where you can do that is Archaelund, it has playable gobbos though I find the current customization options for them a little lacking. 2 portraits for the males and 2 for the females. It's still early access, game will probably be finished in like two to four years. It's really fun as it is tho.

Bald or a small strip above Goblin pussy

greasy tropical goblin bush

>>712661127
>Hates humans
I'll fix that.

>>712661309
>>712661429
* fertile goblin pussy

Tight shaved goblin pussy.

You fucking nasty subhumans.

>>712661548
We said Goblin, yes.

>>712642220 (OP)
What about gobs
with bald heads

Absolute state of male goblins.

>>712661760
you mean like these arthoes and such?

>>712660687
No absolutely not derro are cool weirdo gray alien expies that abduct people for their horrible experiments i refuse to associate them with pajeets
Troglodytes are pajeets if anything

>>712661873
natural state of all short males to eventually kneel to the tall men

>>712662303
That's goin' in the book, lad

>>712655954
Midna, my queen.

>>712661760
>TFW this is my fetish but there's so little content

>>712663002
Um, yeah?

>>712663002
i'm not sure post some more

>>712663002
...Yeah?

>>712663002
Ewww gross, please don't post more.

>>712663086
They made Trist extremely fuckable in that cinematic. If only Vex had been made then, she'd have been in it as well.

Because they look like 4ft tall bimbos most of the time.
And I love that shit

>>712663248
Is Alfie fucking done yet?

>>712663565
Oh aye, been done for a few months now.
Dude has to go back and colour most of it given his fucked hand, but it's finished completely in terms of story.

>>712663248
did she finally fuck her mom or what?

>>712642220 (OP)
Name 5 games

>>712663565
Yes. Haven't checked but there was an epilogue coming.

>>712663338
They should just make another one with all of them.

>>712663653
euro truck sim 2
american truck sim
snowrunner
mudtires
bng

>>712655954
>>712662427
>>712656502
Midna and yordles are honorary goblins.

>>712656502
Green skin is nice. And the appeal in them being little hedonistic degenerates is fun and different from Yordles. That said, they’re rapidly being subsumed into the gestalt “cute imp” archetype anyway. The goblin race in Critical Role’s new TTRPG literally looks like a Yordle.

>>712663612
God damn do I love goblin ass.

>>712663248
InCase is a genius.

>>712653648
post the follow-up
because I still would

>>712663002
Unfortunately or not.

>>712664098
is the folowup the bombone?

>>712642220 (OP)
Only a fool would diddle with gobbos. Best to stick to respectable races like elves.

>>712661238
Disagreement.

>>712664093
He is one of the contributory reasons other than WoW as to why Goblins being sexy caught on.

>>712663665
cool. I guess im reading it tonight then

>>712661127
She just needs someone to shampoo her hair for her, and she'll love humans just fine.

>>712664286
This is retarded and I hate niggers that can't separate fantasy from reality.
It's as bad as the fuckers that think dickgirls are trannies.

>>712664193
Yeah, the one where she's actually a sticc, decked out with bombs and knives.

>>712664272
every fucking random goblin OC gets a chatbot with 20000 tokens backstory but this bitch flies absolute under the radar.

>>712642220 (OP)
>now
the image you posted is 15 years old

>>712663730
>>712663338
>>712663086
Heads too big

>>712663290
Boo

>>712658645
Gave her what she wanted a few times, but then I got bored of her.

>>712664473
yeah that is super, sorry i dont have that image either but ive seen it often enough

>>712664528
Yeah, mine when I see Yordles, Goblins, Imps, Dwarves, etc.

fookin luv gobs

>>712663612
Desperately needs to be pump full of semen.
In the ass.

>>712656526
We enjoy race mixing around here.

>>712663086
>>712663338
>>712663730
I wish they'd do an entire animated series just about Poppy in this style. That would be so fucking cool.

>>712663945
Would. Shame what happened to nott

>>712642220 (OP)
CoC ruined an generation, that's why.

>>712664620
stupid unwasched goblin slut, i want to bend her over and show her how angry i am

>>712654880
If they look like gnomes but green then you’ve failed. That’s rule #1
Honestly WoW hit the perfect spot where the goblins are ugly but in a way that it loops back around to being cute.
Also make them a bit stupid, not full on caveman just a bit dim.

>>712656502
Goblins are the most fuckable creatures to ever be conceived of.

>>712654880
Mona Lisa from My Cousin Vinny but a goblin

>>712656238
Goblins deserve all the treasures.

>what if we made elves
>made them short
>made them green
>then call them goblins

>>712665075
Wonderful idea! I like the way you think.

>>712656131
Cute nose.

>>712665075
Gobs almost always have bigger ears now too.

>>712655786
I'm going to run out of shirts quick.

>>712665232
and titties and ass

>>712655658
Goblins in armor.

>>712665391
Dubious quality.

>>712655486
There's room for all kinds of goblins.

dude I love goblins *draws an elf* goblins are so hot *erases half of her midsection* can't get enough of goblins *paints her green* #1 goblin fan

>>712665000
Motion rejected, she reminds me of Harley Quinn with that voice and cars don't exist in the setting.

>>712655387
Ideals.

>>712664968
Only as a technicality because they would themselves fuck anything.

I like Jack Cayless, I wish he did more full comics.

>>712655103
God, I want to kiss her on the head.

Luv me Tani.

>>712654617
I've lost gallons to this comic.

>>712663612
Good lord. Children play this game

>>712665960
right? they could end up hetero!

god I wish super short girls who are sexy were real

>>712666069
I really enjoy masturbating to this particular goblin

>>712663086
>>712663338
>>712663730
Trist>Vex=Poppy>Lulu

>>712661238
they are kind of like chihuahuas.

>>712654116
Pregnant is the natural state of women.

>>712653984
Goth goblins are delicious.

>>712653648
smug

>>712666360
Gothlins

>>712666404
the bigger the tits the stronger the gob

>>712653476
haha

>>712654116
Imagine wasting your seed on a species that will doesn't actually produce a proper heir to your genes.
Disgusting. These things are a parasite.

>>712666276
uohhhh ToT

Gobs with tails or no?
I'm not the biggest fan

>>712653240
Agreed.

>>712666679
no tail

>>712666404
What emotion does this face convey

>>712651873
Found a picture of you.

>>712666718
considering were talking goblins atleast 50%lust

I want a cute flatbold wife who brings me pretty trinkets for my lair

>>712666679
Tails are acceptable if they are a major erogenous zone

>>712666630
>goblins are just Asari but cuter, sexier, smarter and more fun to be around
Such a based species.
>>712666679
Typically prefer normal gobbos but tailed gobs are good too.

>>712649345
Clowns.

>>712666845
Little lizzer, very nice

>>712664186
>white hand prints on ass
>play uruk hai theme from lotr every day when applying the paint
>WE HAVE WORK TO DO!
>Do you need to say that everytime?

>>712659120
Never played that game, are yordles actually furry or is it just their ears like >>712663338

>>712667034
my useless kobold guard wife

>>712667034
love flatlizards

Tamani has ruined an entire generation of gamers

>>712665461
Amogus.

>>712667130
They're furry in that they're covered in extremely fine velvety fur, but it looks like skin.

>>712666201
Switch Poppy and Trist for me.

>>712666850
>Goblin wife gets uppity.
>Grab her by the base of her tail and rub
>She immediately cums all over the floor
>Nibble her ears.
>She passes out from the overstimulation.

Goblins do not have tiny button noses you insufferable faggots. long pointy noses

>>712667259
literally perfect

too bad she'd eat me

>>712665483
Unfortunately.

Beat it Lizardlovers this is a goblin thread here

SCALIES OUT
MAKE YOUR OWN THREAD

>>712667383
Aren't lizardmen chill if you aren't chaos or skaven?

>>712667468
In the same way Aztecs were chill

>>712667432
nice spot you've got here, gonna move right in

what is it with furfags always trying to shit up goblin breads
some kind of envy?

>>712667603
their threads get banned instantly so they have to ruin other peoples threads

>>712666404
>if

>Anon gets isekai'd to a fantasy world
>New empire springs up practically over night because he relentlessly breeds the short races
Anon in this case is me

>>712666679
I have no problem with them.

>>712667603
>>712667675
>anti-fun faggots who sperg out at people posting a couple of kobold pics
You people are objectively worse than furries, Post goblins or fuck off and kill yourselves.

>>712660548
I feel like there's one or two femanons who chafe everytime they see a lewd goblin thread because it undermines their self worth somehow.

>>712667675
absolute nigger behavior

I like both gobs and bolds so long as they are short and fuck human men

>>712667793
funny thing is these are all still just a 12 strength stat

>not posting goblins while crying like lil bitch about scalies
t. scalie & goblin poster

>>712667181
Kobolds are nice, too.

>>712667968
Based

>>712667289
Shame that faggot Savin didn't want to make any gobs for the sequel.

>>712667603
They're the niggers of the fetish world.

>>712667336
Nice.

Goblin Conqueror/Conquista has one of the hotest corruption endings I have seen.

>>712655103
Cute

>>712667417
Yeah.

>>712667130
Tristana and Poppy used to be a race called Meglings, which were basically blue short people and completely separate from Yordles (which are more like hampster-people in looks) but eventually the makers of the game decided to retcon their lore and lump them all into one race. It's why male Yordles look like hamsters, and female Yordles look like blue short people with pointy ears.

Eventually they lazily reworked their models and gave them fluffy ears and went "haha their fur is just really short" and called it a day. In my heart they're still all blue skinned shortstacks that love anal.

>>712667968
Goblins being chemists is a natural feeling.

>>712668231
>In my heart they're still all blue skinned shortstacks that love anal.

my man

>>712667979
Nothing a few magic items can't fix.

Joblin

i agree that kobolds are techincally lizard goblins but can you please not thank you

>>712668307
They run bars and slip aphrodisiacs into the drinks to their male clients.

>>712663565
>final chapter is 106 pages of no porn
what the fuck happened to dis dude

>>712668424
this is why nobody likes you and you will die alone

>>712668569
Kek

>>712668569
hand broke

>>712668651
I dont need external love! Its ephemeral anyways! Life is fleeting, spend it loving what you love and don't worry about the rest

need goblin feet

>>712642220 (OP)
You posted the reason. It started with WoW.

the only thing I miss from wow are all of my goblins

>>712667468
something like that
>oh you arent chaos trash?
>ok
>now leave

Listen.

why arent more goblins dark knights? its the perfect class for them

>>712669089
Goblins have been fap bait for a long time way before wow

>>712668307
It's a common trope

>>712642902
What about one the both seduces and rapes?

>>712669129
same, recently i almost did it but after i jerked of i remembered how shit wow is

>>712664286
this only exists so gob girl can be sancho panza

>>712642220 (OP)
Name 5 games with sexy goblins that aren't porn games.

>>712669404
Im not sure about that. were you even alive prior to 2010?
>>712669572
I do that a lot too

Alright Gobanons, tell me your Ideal goblin game

>>712642220 (OP)
For me it's vulpera

>>712654880
>>712654880
I always liked the idea of goblins that are kind of a mix of nomadic people with rich, communal cultures like Gypsies/Travelers/Mongolians crossed with the Ferengi from Star Trek. Cla-Min and her family from Seeds of Chaos is my favorite example.

Gob

>>712648856
Post spleen

what about yordles[/poiler]?

>>712669943
This isn't actually a wow thread anon. It's a goblin thread

>>712670017
Nice spoiler, nerd.

>>712669943
vulpera are cute and I also enjoy the hate I receive for playing one

>>712669914
Shadow of Mordor/War but instead of killing/enslaving orcs you recruit goblin girls to settle your small kingdom/baronry.

>>712670152
My apologies

>>712670242
>Instead of the ghost hand recruit you whip out your dick and throat fuck them.

>>712669809
>Im not sure about that. were you even alive prior to 2010?
I've been posting here since 2007ish, we had goblin threads all the way back then.

Obviously not to the extent they are now and the threads would last for a whole day as they were slow, plus you also had the old post limit.
I think the actual reason has more to do with internet becoming a must have for literally everyone and everything except just a growing niche and mostly business network.
Pretty much every fetish has grown exponentially ever since as now every degen has access to create, request and share whatever they can, which in turn has made a LOT of these fetishes become increasingly common even outside the internet.
Feet shit is probably the biggest example, went from a freak fetish to something extremely common nowadays, I can tell you finding muscle girl shit before was really fucking hard, not anymore.

Goblins are gods prank on the white man.
>Custom built for standing blowjobs
>Has razor sharp jagged teeth

>>712665559
>his monster girl fantasy setting doesn't have gremlins on the cusp of automobiles and rifles
ngmi
>>712665000
Seconded, Marisa Tomei gets me diamonds

>>712670005
Ears too big

>>712670459
they are so addicted to cock they wont bite hard

>>712670421
Exactly. And the Nemesis system is focused less on combat capability like Weak to Fire and Resists Ranged Attacks and more on a split of societal utility and fetish content such as Skilled Alchemist and Buttslut.

>>712670528
They have black powder weapons and are the ones leading the advance into something more powerful, akshualy.
Hence the 'semi-mediaeval' setting.

>>712670017
goblins
yordles
i played that granblue game a while back and they have their own version which were pretty much the same thing
im sure there are more races like this
i think tera the mmo had one too

why is the thick midget/shortstack aesthetic so popular in gaming?

>>712663612
is this a real armor set? If so what is it?

I fucking love yordles
Shame LoL fucking sucks and the MMO is vaporware

>>712670171
oops

>>712670459
Coward, that's some of their best attributes

Teeth are always a threat even in a normal human, you can bite a dick off if you truly wish to

>>712653648
>big goblin schnoz

>>712642220 (OP)
WEG thread

>>712670709
>>712665960
its modded
>you can mod wow?
yeah but its a fucking mess and constantly breaks because blizzard is gay, many modmakers quit and the ones that didnt make terrible shit

>>712670459
It's the opposite anon
The White Man yearns for adventure, the unknown, and the uncertain. It is the joy of a journey without a map, a trip without a schedule. To dance with death, to sail treacherous waters knowing he may not come back alive. The risk, that is the greatest feeling in the world.

>>712670437
wow still had female goblins in 2004 anyways but it didnt kick off until 2010 with cataclysm and they were playable

>>712666630
Gobs are meant to be a slave race. You fuck your designated goblin slave to ensure you still have plenty of farmhand help while you go back to your elf wife and have real children with.

>>712670017 I've been a goblin/shortstack fucker for a long time now but after playing league Yordles are just almost perfect.
Vex particularly.
My one problem is that in any coomer sex simulator like honey select or when you eventually advance to the much superior ultimate coomer simulator; virt-a-mate, you straight up can't really fuck shortstacks because the games are designed around regular sizes, you'd need specific shortstack made scenes.

>>712670936
Female wow goblins looked like this in 2004, I don't remember anyone being particularly entranced by them.

In fact I remember that mild hate extending even after cataclysm release, carrying over from their original look.

>>712670639
>They have black powder weapons
So did china a millennia ago, needs to be more. Dwarf women make ye olde reliable while the gremlins tinker themselves into one off tesla guns centuries ahead of what should be possible because "fuck you magic, i want a stove powered by electricity not mana!".

>>712671150
those werent what people were inspired by

>>712670970
>Elves

>>712671310
That's a cataclysm addition using the cata model, before they had stuff like this in gadgetzan.

Which they changed for fucking fruit lmao.

>>712670972
There's a Yordle game (well, Unreal scene viewer) in development by the guy who did the Get Your Yordles Off animations. Very early days but promising.

Gobbos are cuddly so they win

>>712664457
Based NerdBayne appreciator.

>>712671705
Sauce

>>712670972
>>712671539
FAT LITTLE TEENAGE NEETYORDLE

>>712671539
made for doggy dick

>>712671790
MoistCavityMap
https://rule34video.com/models/moistcavitymap

>>712665960
Children haven't played wow in forever.

>>712671451
Elf wives are simply superior anon

>>712671539
>Scene view game

>>712672359
Only if their ears wiggle

>>712671705
How the hell can one animate so good but have such a disgustingly dogshit model and lighting?

>>712672392
Can't really call it a game anon. It is interactive though.

>>712673395
are those fucking zucchini slices on her eyes? they dont look like cucumber

>>712642220 (OP)
>let slip to friends that I like goblin girls
>they act like I'm weird
>imply goblins are "childlike"
Seriously? God I fucking hate normies.

>>712646353
True. I date tiny Latinas with cute faces for this reason specifically. I just don’t tell anyone.

>>712673579
what a dirty pedo you are, wanting to fuck a shortstack with tits bigger than her head

>>712660548
I like both but latinas - much like goblins - don't exist in Canada so they're the same to me.

>>712673579
Keep your power level well hidden.

why dont you guys just marry a midget and get her to use green body paint

God I fucking love this bodytype

I love shortstacks so much bros.

>>712674023
thats a toddler

Got into an argument recently with a retard who insisted Midna was a loli and all shortstacks were just oppai lolis.

>>712674065
ZAMN

>>712673989
>why dont you just get a boyfriend and get them to take hormones and wear thigh highs?
same argument

>>712673989
Midgets look stumpy.

>>712673989
i dont leave my cave but if I did I wouldnt go for midgets because they are more often than not ugly in the face.

>>712642902
The belly is so fucking hot I can't stand it. It's rare seeing a cute, round belly hanging.

>>712673989
flabby stump limbs and lightbulb heads

We're back to the loli bait portion all goblin threads go to when they're dying.

See you guys next time around.

>>712642220 (OP)
Vaush

>>712673989
because of proportions

>>712674709
Every time.

'blins

>>712674709
What's the issue? You mad because the midget doesn't cry like a kindergartener?

>>712674809
blinis?

>>712675020
that's a child

Does Baldur's Gate 3 let you fuck and impregnate goblins yet? Does it even allow for custom animations?

>>712675134
out of 10

>>712674530
It was nice while it lasted.

>>712675327
>bimbo goblin
Fug

>>712642220 (OP)
We need a goblin thread in /aco/ or /d/ or something. Seriously I need a goblin wife so bad.

>>712675205
its fully moddable but nobody wants to bother

>>712674530
Damn, I should check these threads more often then.

>>712675408
There's /ssg/. That's Goblin adjacent.

>>712675327

hold up
IS THAT...

>>712675505
its adjacent but how much goblin is really in there

>>712675735
Probably a third of the thread most of the time.

>>712654617
>aislop
Some subjects deserve a personal touch.

>>712675902
You're a fucking retard.

>>712655981
why is it that whenever anons post their hand they have these ultra thin nails
you don't need to cut them that short bro

>>712674530
Forgive him anon. He only wants the thread to last a little longer. Even if that means acting like a retard.

>>712666630
Brother, the goblins in the dungeon are free.
You can just pick them up and take them home.

>>712663612
Where might one find this mod for Cata classic? Asking for myself.

I LOVE SHORT GIRLS WITH BIG FEET

>>712675941
Don't eat bait

>>712675857
NO BULLY

>>712656458
Gnomes are cringe, in a bad way.

>>712670242
I could dig it. A fallen prince trying to carve out his own country,
>Different factions have different themes for goblin girls
>Mechheads, chivalric knights, tribals, ect.
>As you defeat and dick down Goblin Girls, your estate/kingdom grows
>Manage the girls and whether they join you on the field of combat or stay at home
>Pregnancy Mechanics
Shit, I'd play it. Hell, I might try to make it.

>450 post goblin girl thread
>nobody posted any incase

you guys have abysmal taste

>>712676020
>Go to the local town dungeon
>Floor 1 so there's practically no danger
>Run into a gob
>She tries to stab me
>2 damage
>Bring her home and give her fighting lessons
>Bumps her fangs up to 8 in just a few days
Feels good helping the weak bros.

>>712676680
Maybe try actually looking through the thread.

>>712676680
I'm going to fap to gobbos when I get home. I like Jack Cayless and DDDoodles. Who else is good?

>>712670017
Artist name? Can't barely read it there

Cranihum draws the best gobbos

>>712673579
>friends

>>712676943
too big

>>712675535
Yes, she's playing Cookie Clicker

>>712670242
>>712676401
There's a dream game that I want to make that's a mix of etrian Odyssey and yokai watch where the mc has no practical fighting Skills of his own but has insane charisma stats that only work on goblin girls.

MC has been transported deep into a labyrinth and has to both rely on and seduce the girls to help him to escape and eventually build a kingdom on the surface.

>>712677101
right? their feet can touch the ground

>>712676680
Incase taught me not to fap to amature writers.

>>712642220 (OP)
The best thing about goblins is you could physically see any twitch your dick made through their tiny bodies
Hell depending on how hard you are you could lift them up entirely by your cock alone

>>712677927
Imagine...

>>712677630
Missionary with this gob on the broken gaming chair.

>>712678298
based

>>712676680

>>712676764

>transported to a world where goblin girls exist
>They are not all incredibly horny size queens
>any average human male would rip them in half and they are all scare of intercourse with them.

>>712678565
My small dick and lust for goblins was made for this world

>>712678565
>You're a hardcore gurofag

Show me the hairy goblin pussy

>>712678565
>See a goblin human pair
>Take bets on whether she's a freak of nature or if he has the smallest dick possible.

>>712678565
I'll settle for outercourse.

>>712678565
Anal it is

>>712677015
Not all of 4chan is friendless, anon.

>>712678565
That's when you grab two push them up against each other and fuck their plump bellies

>>712678565
How thick are her thighs?
How large is her mouth?
How wide are her ears?

I'm not giving up while there's still hope!

>>712642902
>Pest species that are built to reproduce with superior races
In what fucking lore? Your porn games? That isn't how they work in Warcraft or D&D.

>>712678536
Reminder that InCase had to apologise to his retardedly woke fanbase he accidently cultivated with his femboy and dickgirl content that he never pushed back on and had to submit to when he put this page out because they got upset about the word 'retarded'.

>>712678565
Imagine being transported into a world where humans didn't exist.
To them you'd be like a god

>>712679326
he's not the smartest monstergirl fucker is he

>>712679326
Kek, I thought that was an edit.

>>712678565
I've seen shit on /gif/ you wouldn't believe.
Trust me. There's a gob out there for us.

>>712679507
>stirrups while barefoot
make it make sense besides a fetish

>Half of the images here induce a boner with proportions and artstyle
>Other half kill it outright same way
That could be said about any smut art but for some reason goblins/shortstacks are an extraordinary case whenever i check these threads.

>>712665559
Her voice and cars aren't the important part but her face and personality.

>>712679574
I want to breed a kobold and goblin army and watch them squabble over my attention

>>712679663
Keeps the pantlegs from riding up without requiring the elastic properties of yoga pants.
Justification is literally the easiest part

>>712679663
a fetish

>>712679574
>Dick-breaking sexual violence

Tristana > Vex > Poppy > Lulu

>>712680181
Living the life.

>>712680181
>>712680246
me

>>712680246
Ah, like a rodent.
Cute.

>>712654617
i keep forgetting which sauce was that

Bump limit. Time to post risky

>>712680553
Damn

>>712680620
You can go riskier than that anon.

If any of you play Terraria, there's a mod made by two anons over in the general on /vg/ that has three goblin girls that are surprisingly well made, from their sprites to how they function. You get one after each goblin invasion until you have all three, and they scale as you progress the game so they're useful from start to finish. They even gave them a bunch of background dialogue that's surprisingly non-intrusive.
https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=2795859323
>Green goblin speaks like a warhammer ork and is blindly loyal to you because you're strong She doesn't have any outstanding features, but she's fucking cute.
>Yellow goblin can't sleep and always has nightmares, but is somehow calm and collected all the time she's also flat
>Blue goblin is a skittish mess that becomes a cold-hearted murderer when she fights and canonically wears a sideless leotard while having huge knockers, hot damn

Mod page only shows the green goblin, but all three are just as good.

how to acquire gobbo gf

>>712681057
nice

Thank you for sharing anon(s)

>>712681096
Get sent to another reality, or visit New Jersey.

>>712680856
I wanna rim her.

>>712642220 (OP)
What if Japanese goburin?

>>712681159
>Get sent to another reality
how do I do that without getting ran over by a truck in japan

>>712679104
Those aren't friends.

>>712681282
kinda reminds me of a bat

>>712681310
use the going into games machine

>>712667928
That anon is trying REALLY hard to sound like a woman, but alas, he shall never be one.

>>712669486
I blame WoW for starting that, too.

>>712669404
Ok, where? Please show examples. I'm genuinely interested if it has deeper roots, but I have never seen any evidence.

>>712642220 (OP)
Doesn't matter why I just want more

>>712681771
Not him, but I agree, there used to be fap bait threads on /b/ for shortstacks, featuring goblins heavily in the before times. It was much more obscure than it is now and a lot of porn gets deleted, look at the r34 massacre at tumbler. In popularity back then I would compare it to robot fuckers or doll fucker threads now. You won't find evidence because who the fuck would record a fetish like that back then?

>>712682021
freckly goblin ass is ideal

>>712681806
Cum on her ears

Good night gob thread

>>712682228
till next time anon