A guy with a hell of a fungal infection looks for body parts in Europe.
>>712643148 (OP)Family of super-powered retards keep shitting themselves/
>>712643872The Last of Us.
>>712643948wrong
i'll just say when somebody gets it right to not fill the thread with "wrong" posts
>>712643148 (OP)INFRA. Technically.
>>712643148 (OP)Took me a minute. RE8.
>>712645960 Not a bad pull honestly, INFRA's got the Euro decay and wandering degenerate engineer vibes, but no fungus or organ shopping. RE8 fits the mold betterโEthanโs Eurotrip scavenger hunt through House Moldovania.
>>712643148 (OP)Neo reuinites with his estranged mom
>>712646821>Infra>no fungusDid we play the same game?
You blow up a glue factory
>>712643148 (OP)A group of lolis fight their way down to the ruins of Tokyo to punch a tree in the face.
>>712643148 (OP)Your leader dies so you fight through everyone else so you can kill yourself
a chink-hating Japanese man neglects his girlfriend and becomes a forklift operator
>>712648876EYE
never played it
A team of eco-terrorists go on a worldwide vacation to help deal with schizophrenia.
deported convicted felon gets convinced by a demon to kill god
>>712643872Yakuza: Like a Dragon
Metal Gear Solid 4
really there are too many to list
We trained him wrong, as a joke. And a plot point.
>>712650762Right. Surprised you got it so fast, though "trained him wrong" is basically Jade Empire entire schtick.
>>712648665Etrian Odyssey.
You can do anything but there's no reason to and the game hates you
>>712650167Final Fantasy 7.
You show up late to work and ruin everything
>>712650479almost every Kirby game.
guy blows up a building and then stops the building from really blowing up then needs to blow it up again for real this time
>>712643148 (OP)Robot boy teams up with a princess and a katana cowboy to fight off an alien invasion.
>>712643148 (OP)Red-haired prettyboy summons demon-statue things to kill things for him.
>>712651782Spec Ops: The Line
Two tired old men just want to get out of here
>>712643148 (OP)a bird sets fire to a planet because the sexy voice in his head told him to do it
>>712651782Spec Ops: The Line
>>712651659squeak squad specifically but ill take it
>>712651868>>712651968you got it my brothers
A very large brown primate kidnaps your girlfriend and hurls shit at you as you desperately try to kidnap her back
>>712650564>>712650762Based Jade Empire chads. Bioware's last good game.
You are part of a prophecy, but not really. Your choices also don't matter in any of the two sequels.
Local hobo gets an acute AIDS infection strong enough to survive a hanging, proceeds beat up everything on the continent until he kills an eldrich god. Aliens are also invading.
>>712652090Gotta be Dankey Kang
>>712652090Easy, that's the Bigfoot simulator
>>712652258also morrowind
>>712652436The Hobo series? Like the Flash beat em up games?
>>712648093Visions of Mana
You are a prisoner and get released due to complete nonsense but everyone pretends you weren't a prisoner.
You collect powerful chairs to become the new god.
>>712643148 (OP)You're forced to drink some blood and must now stop some horde that threatens the realm.
>>712652552Every mainline Elder Scrolls from Morrowind onwards
>>712652635Not what I'm thinking of
you try to woo a girl by telling her a story about how you fucked up big time by trying to impress your dad
and then you beat the shit out of an old dude with tubercolosis in front of her
You play as a young boy who can control fire and team up with a bunch of rebels who fight against a group that abducts children to send to the White House.
>>712652504Unfortunately no.
smug tap dancer vs goatman
A man falls off a magical truck, helps build a funny hat and ultimately makes a wish
>>712643872METAL GEAR SOLID
>>712652847naah, older
and that's unironically the entire story of the game
You get an infection after a crash, cure yourself by helping a mother, then leave.
Young man crossdresses to find acceptance among feminists.
>>712652756Tekken, no idea which one
A group of social rejects on the run from the pope summon transformers with the power of trauma
>>712653049naaaaah, it's not jap
You are a microchip, you kill a giant brain and crash a space station into new york city before killing all the inhabitants
You're hired to perform a hit on a baby.
My girlfriend is a reptile and the only way to cure her is with help from a pervert and her husband from anthrocon.
>>712653183YOU GOT IT NIGGA
>>712653040Breath of the wild
The lead singer from nickleback now flies jets.
>>712653062No. Right console, but I haven't played that. Is it good?
>>712653326You get a point
>>712643148 (OP)Cool guy explores spooky castle because some blonde chick told him to.
You survive war, monsters, vampires, dinosaurs and aliens to avoid being executed by the king, and you do it all for love.
Turns out you're actually working for aliens and your business rivals are working for different aliens and they clone obama so they can go fishing for the alien titanic.
>>712653389Gameplay-wise it's serviceable as far as RE-likes go, but it isn't worth a playthrough unless you're in the mood for cringekino or have a buddy with you to riff with.
The prince goes on a murderous rampage when he finds out the neighboring country hired people to rape his mom, and make him watch.
via introspection you defeat your groomer
It's the game of the movie of the book starring little people
Local boy ruins everything, paves the way for an alien invasion and a third world war
Its dogshit and full of woke tranny shit and I shit my pants every time I talk about it on here, only faggots play this shit, and anyone who disagrees is a resetera troon that needs to go back.
>>712654029Shadow of Mordor
In a far-flung corner of the galaxy, thereโs a guyโmaybe a human or maybe notโwho drives around in a big metal thing that kind of floats. There are some talking animals, and sometimes people shout about something big happening, or about the stars or whatever. There's a machine, or a thing, that could be bad, but no one really knows for sure. There's also a squad, but they're not always helpful, and there's some kind of glow thing that people care a lot about. You go places, you press buttons.
The war continues, even though both sides are long since dead.
The forcibly-adopted child of the undead remnant of a child soldier idealizes his new father's war stories, and tries to recreate that war
>>712654127anon's favorite game
>>712654127We've already had breath of the wild
You befriend and possibly romance the chosen heroes prophesied to save the world, only to systematically betray them and mindbreak them while joining the ancient evil's side
>>712643148 (OP)A furry twink commits a kidnapping at the request of a bug and destroys a theatre in the process
>>712654251Not what's I was thinking about, but it fits.
it's sandy and everyone from the book is dead
>>712654357Wait a couple of weeks before trying Deltarune on this thread
You killed your wife and are now suffering delusions
Your entire (not) cult gets BETRAYED by basically everyone in this world, except that the cult leader reveals that he was always in your (not) refrigerator...Also this universe is fake.
>>712652867BUT WHAT DO I KNOW
I'M JUST A
STOOOPID
AMERICAN
GRINGO
SHOOTING THROUGH THEIR
VIBRANT
DIVERSE
WALKABLE
NEIGHBOURHOOD
>>712653904catherine?
>>712654127the last of us.
>>712654557Resident Evil 7
>>712654557silent hill 2easy
Schizo drunk betrays humanity to get back his psycho girlfriend
>>712654605Doki Doki Literature Club.
A group of ecoterrorists travel into space to stop big oil's attempt to save the world.
main character is trapped inside of a computer game
Depressed mercenary accidentally gets a job as a therapist
>>712654136Close enough, I was thinking of the RotK game specifically.
>>712654631>>712654712Oh yeah fug, it actually fits SH2 perfectly, but it isn't SH2.
You stop a bald guy from shoving family reliques up his body.
>>712654637>catherine?no it's made by an American
>>712654764Rufus my manwife
>>712643148 (OP)Uncle nearly let a religious cult get their way because he wanted to see if an angsty teenager was his nephew and worthy of a family heirloom
You save the world from the logical conclusion of bigotry in physical form with a magic Xerox stick.
>>712652258sounds like dark souls 1
A god trapped you and your sister in a simulation - she went full schizo, and now you're gaslighting a fairy until you can find a way out
you, as a bioweapon committing massacres and terrorist acts that kill thousands of people, are somehow still more compassionate and less of a psycho than you as a normal dude
You are in prison. (You deserve it.)
To escape and exact your revenge (or not) you must engage in many excruciating forms of cock and ball torture.
A hobo and three princesses cut down a tree.
You click on letters until the pink ones smile, but sometimes the screen forgets how to be normal. A cupcake is important. Thereโs a festival, but donโt ask what for.
It's Metal Gear Solid, but set in fantasy medieval Europe. He just likes pushing boxes rather than hiding in them.
>>712655379Is this like Prototype or something
>>712655515Don't forget the tragic sacrifice of the hobo's best friend, the senile grandfather of one of the princesses
>>712655176Harvester? Haven't played it, just a wild guess.
>>712643148 (OP)you hunt monsters
>>712655743Shadow of the Colossus.
>>712655474Dead Leaves
>>712652648stephen's sausage roll
>>712654876FF7
a boy and his toaster save the world.
>>712655796>Dead Leavesnope
>>712655743Sengoku Rance.
Boy travels to a barren land in pursuit of tail, makes a deal with God or maybe it's The Devil.
>>712655826Does the boy want to stick his dick in the toaster? If so, Persona 3. If not, MMBN.
>>712655927Shadow of the Colossus.
The main character slept with five people who were not her boyfriend and ruined an entire industry, and the player helps her avoid her meds.
After inheriting a home from a deceased relative, you read the worst book imaginable and have to go into your basement to save the world
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>>712655897Sensible chuckles.
>>712656005Darkest Dungeon
>>712655561No one has a guess for this one?
Indian teen preggo gets fucked by her entire family
>>712655975no, and the game is older than both of those.
You meet a dad and his two sons. In the best ending, he kills them both.
>>712656276Myst ending was retconned though
>>712656373>>712656276Ending involve the 8 different ways you can use a revolver door. Deep understanding of the revolver door is needed to get the best ending.
>>712656373Oh? I haven't played it in forever.
>>712655592Dark Messiah of Might and Magic
>>712655997Depression Quest 2: Rememberances of a slut
You stare at shapes and trees until it all finally starts to make sense.
Humanity is a well-dressed bald black man
Kill mother figures to prevent the apocalypse
>>712656518The sons are alive in Myst 4
>>712656685Nope
I mean, it might be an accurate description for that, too
Haven't played it
>>712655561Doki Doki Literature Club.
A kingdom dies because the wrong man was cucked and he won't be satisfied until he's destroyed the entire timeline.
You play as a cyborg running around a hollowed out moon.
>>712656005amnesia dark descent
>>712643148 (OP)Men fight over gravel for 150 years.
An immortal man's journey to kill himself
Take a tour of an exotic land. Avoid local parasites.
everyone you love dies, then you die, then your kid dies of squaw fever
You do menial tasks, solve political conflicts, fight other's wars, play arcade games, hit rocks and trees, and kill literal gods because ADVENTURE
>>712643148 (OP)Literal NPC and his fox join a rock paper scissors death tournament on the moon to have access to a super quantum alien computer. They fight buddha at the end.
>>712657339Planescape Torment
>>712653731Conkers bad fur day
Depressed billionare after losing his daughter gets his brain fried by too many nights wearing his VR headset which tells him to start resource harvesting a bunch of planets only to end up angering a literal eldritch god
>>712657197Nope.
This is a 6th gen console game. Sometimes it fucks with you though
>>712657429>Adventure Ys?
You walk outside for the first time in your life.
>>712657561Either Fallout or Fallout 3
Your girlfriend really needs to diversify her tastes
>>712657629yeah it's fallout
Every aspect of society is your decision because everyone else is a dumb lazy subhuman creature
A college dropout and a book pilot mazinger to punch nyarlathotep
>>712651947Kane and Lynch?
>>712657805Animal Crossing New Horizons
>>712657367Resident Evil 4
>>712657367Resident Evil 5
You save Christmas by killing God with the power of Satan.
>>712657182project nortubel?
You team up with your dad and revive your mom, who immediately calls you a fucking moron for doing so, then revives her mom who promptly kills herself again.
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>>712656549Correct, the question also acts as a newfag filter.
>>712652892Stalker (SOC)?
Guy with swamp ass fights a robot that gave him the cold shoulder until they get tired and fall sleep. Cue manlet infighting.
The most convulted family therapy that ever was
You're bringing everyone back home, whether they want to or not.
Rally the locals to remove new management from your big city.
>>712657459>his foxNo, he did that with his empress
Through attempted apotheosis, a zombie plague and killer robots are unleashed upon the world.
>>712658312FF Tactics Advance
>>712658513no but that seems like a solid answer too
Furries go to space to stop shoop da whoop.
Girl must die 9000 times for twincest threesome ending.
An autist and his maid-wife go to hell to kill a basketball
You accidentally a little girl into starting a new age of misery for mankind.
>>712658673Starfox, any of them
>>712651974>squeak squadThe mini-boss idea was funny. Growing up the mice looked like retards cause of how many times I whipped their asses.
>>712643148 (OP)Virus saves New York-esqe City by killing New York-esqe City I forgot the city name so I don't want to give bad information, but it's big like New York City
>>712658820Fear & Hunter 1?
>>712651716Wild arms based
4channer becomes a serial killer to get laid
You are manipulated into going into another dimension by a preteen that wants to yell at her mom
>>712658989Fear and Hunger but yes
>>712648093Easy, it's Singularity
You team up with a bunch of retards (incluiding a literal nazi) to beat the destroyer of the universe as revenge for him destroying your game console.
>>712656631SMT Strange Journey
>>712659053No More Heroes?
>>712659136It's Resident Evil 5. Someone already got it.
Friends, Delusions, and Conspiracy
>>712643148 (OP)worst game ever
>goty
aliens give humans superpowers to destroy Earth. Humans use those powers to fight the aliens
third game never ever
You assemble a crew killing a bunch of powerful niggers all because you lost your power and some old bitch said that's the bottom line.
>>712659454Good guess, but no.
The enemy savescums whenever they start losing but you accidentally figure out how to savescum too and eventually beat their cheating asses.
>>712659152>>712659567Lets Go Jungle:Lost on the Island of Spice?
>>712646821>RE8 fits the mold better>moldhehehehehehehe
Housepets become friends while solving problems for their frequently dead owners
three aliens fight each other on earth for no apparent reason.
>>712656005Eternal Darkness
>>712659704that game is great, and its sequel Lets Go Island is amazing
you climb out of a cave to talk to your mother for 2 minutes
Lesbians piloting Gurren Lagann/VF-1 Valkyrie hybrids fight Buddhism
>>712659861Destroy all humans
>>712643872>>712643872it was any doom made after 2015
but thanks everyone for the effort
>>712655826leaving the thread so i'll post the answer to this one
Secret of Evermore
>>712646821>>712647343This is an AI post. I could tell by the pixels, and also how it uses a very specific hyphen that chatGPT uses.
- vs โ
you arrange and go through therapy for yourself and your coworkers, but get betrayed at the last second by the one person who didn't get therapy
>>712658415I guess I stumped everyone on this one.
>>712660242Lobotomy Corporation
You shoot a bunch of dudes, then you shoot a big chair twice, then you shoot a bunch of dudes, then you shoot a big chair twice, then you shoot a bunch of dudes, then you shoot a big chair twice, then you shoot a bunch of dudes, then you shoot a big chair twice...
>>712659934I need to play the sequel. I really loved the original but i swear the crosshair was flickering so much on each copy. Probabky the parts where you flick the gun damaging it
two government employees find a magical zombie in a cave and the three of them go on an adventure that culminates in them killing a fly.
>>712654127What is UNDERTALE/DELTARUNE?
Arcade Game that would get you content matched in a heartbeat that is not a rhythm game
>>712657495Sounds like Kirby Planet Robobot.
>>712660515DLC never ever...
>>712659641Earth defence force 6
You blow up two superweapons named after ancient stone structures.
>>712656005It's the one with cuck aladdin where you save the universe by playing pokemon, right?
>>712659382FOR FREEDOM!!!
A bunch of furries, along with some humans cosplaying as turtles, build cozy towns, while trying to avoid death by radiation and serve the whims of your autocratic despot.
>>712660223>specific hyphenThat's a fucking Em Dash you philistine.
>>712660582God I wish they'd finish it, that game was fun
>>712660603yep
>The Earth Defense Force 9 begins now
>>712660408>>712660484>>712660640Yeah no one's using Em Dash here. It's AI. You can reconstruct it yourself if you aren't sure. I did, and this is what chatGPT gave me:
>Nah, not INFRA. Thatโs more about decaying infrastructure and bureaucracy, not some Eurotrip scavenger hunt.>More likely itโs Resident Evil Village โ Ethan winters his way through rural Europe looking for his daughterโs body parts, while battling a seriously grotesque mold problem.
you are Ninja Samurai Jack except you get to decide whether you want to kill your gf
The government gives you a robot so you can put the sun in a chastity cage
>>712660806dyson sphere program
Wake up from a long nap and recruit friends to scour the city for your old girlfriend.
>>712660640>The irony calling someone else a philistineHave you been living under a rock the last 2 years or are you just a stupid NIGGER? The long hyphen is the calling card of chatbot shit.
>>712660636>It's the one with cuck aladdin where you save the universe by playing pokemon, right?Umm you might be right? Can you be slightly more specific
you break into someone's dream and beat them up so they finally wake up
>>712660636>FOR FREEDOM!!!it is indeed Freedom Force
>>712661024Link's Awakening?
>>712661024I dont know what game that might be but its surprisingly similar to the 80s comic book series Night Mask
>>712660947He's falseflagging because he's a faggot who got caught using AI to respond to a thread.
You're hopelessly addicted to drugs to keep the monsters away.
>>712661191I can't assist with that request.
You use 3 types of magic mana and a pot of gold to change the world with pretend men
>>712660947>>712661191That anon was only calling him a philistine for calling an em dash a "long hyphen." He wasn't implying it wasn't AI-generated you retards.
>kill a dragon
>kill a god
>kill yourself
>>712661356>>712661409Still falseflagging. Don't use AI to speak for you on 4chan. Man the fuck up and write in your own words.
>>712661551Why are you trying to ruin a nice, comfy thread?
You stop a well meaning but misguided gentlemen from spreading his aids and turning everyone into twisted reflections of himself
>>712643148 (OP)you clean pipes and meet the gods
1. You get fired, so you go to your former employer's place of business and just beat the shit out of random employees until your former boss challenges you to a wrestling match.
2. Your parents get murdered and you get blamed so you run away and it turns out your real dad that you didn't know did it.
3. All your friends get murdered in a mansion by a midget until you kill a giant baby.
>>712661810Not a bad answer but no
>>7126618433 is Clock Tower 1
>>712648093Planescape: Torment
>>712660860Yep, must have been too easy
spandex versus hamburgers versus /pol/
>>712660079valkyrie drive
You fly an entire city around in a quest to kill the devil.
Turn the bug lady into a human, only for her to turn back into a bug lady, and then she turns into an angel to destroy space satan.
>>712648093Obviously Stalker.
Turns out your master trained you wrong, on purpose, as a joke
>>712643148 (OP)Woman goes on holiday only to steal everything valuable and increase local crime statistics by 500%
A large amount of people suddenly gets infected with multiple unknown illnesses and you're tasked to save them with your special satanic power and gallons of a liquid substance with healing properties that you pour directly over the patients' organs
>>712643148 (OP)>A guy with a hell of a fungal infectionAvowed?
>>712643148 (OP)A corrupt US politician imports thousands of violent illegal Mexicans as part of a ploy to win political power.
>>712662328Damn, that was fast
Well played
>>712662428Where in the World is Carmen Sandiego
WW3 happens because a bald man likes shiny rocks
>>712643148 (OP)You struggle to understand the signals.
>>712662631Command & Conquer
>>712662648voices of the void
You abandon your fight against the interdimensional aliens halfway through to stop the local church of satan from summoning a tangela
>>712655176Blue Prince?
>>712655379[Prototype]
>>712662590If you needed any more proof /vee/ is overrun with newfags...
>>712662774Deltarune Chapters 5-7
You get superpowers and have to stop you.
future you comes back to the past and causes a mini apocalypse to shape his past self up for a future fight
>>712662743Yeah, it was too obvious I guess. I was counting on /v/ being mostly gen z who hadn't played it.
>>712662414Jade Empire?
>>712662536Revengence?
>Posting again since no has gotten it yet.
Wake up from a long nap and recruit friends to scour the city for your old girlfriend.
>>712662967Jade Empire is correct
>>712662935Infamous. That's not even a bad description, that's just the plot summary.
>>712662935I'll let someone else guess it but it's weird that you posted the same game I did just seconds after I did.
You consume lots of protein for vengeance and eventually to find your daughter
>>712663102Stubbs The Zombie
You have to play babysitter with your new boss, shit goes horribly wrong
>>712662505Trauma Center
new game never ever
>>712663148No, but excellent answer.
You're stuck alone in the Matrix following a dysfunctional couple's post-it notes to their graves
Your grandma is racist
>Easy mode
You fucked up the timelines trying to deal with your grandma's quadrouple giga racist ass
You save the world and your love interest by letting your sister NTR you after thousands of time loops
you spend 50 hours cleaning up a radical inquisitors mess
>>712643148 (OP)Space mom wakes you up to pilot 3D-printed corpses so you can fight capitalists and clones.
An eccentric but irresponsible collector has plundered sealed ancient ruins for a doomsday weapon, and then lost it. Now you have to get it back and fix all the problems the weapon caused, and you don't even get to call out the collector for being the root cause of all these problems by not leaving well enough alone.
>>712652436Bloodborne? I don't remember a hanging, but it has been years since i played.
you collect increasingly more trash to make your space daddy happy
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>>712643148 (OP)Jeeves from Ask Jeeves empowers the next avatar of an abusive system admin to have him kill and overthrow said admin.
Man and his brain damaged friend meet a strange girl on an island.
>>712663843Shivering Isles?
You work as a janitor but your real vocation is parkour
>>712663628Xenoblade X, easy.
>>712661551I understand your concern about "falseflagging" and the use of AI on platforms like 4chan. It's true that there have been instances where AI models, like GPT-4chan, were specifically trained on and deployed to online forums, sometimes with problematic and controversial results. This has led to discussions about the ethical implications and potential misuse of AI in generating content that can be misleading or harmful.
My purpose is to be helpful and harmless, and I operate as an AI assistant. I don't engage in activities on platforms like 4chan, nor do I "falseflag" or attempt to deceive users about my nature. My responses are generated by an AI model, and I always aim to be transparent about that.
If you have any further questions or concerns about AI or anything else, feel free to ask.
>>712664012>>712664015Holy shit the hivemind
A guy travels back in time to stop time in the past to stop time from stopping in the future.
The girl who loves you so much travels back in time to fuck your dad to give birth to you.
>>712663815Katamari Damacy
>>712662256The legend of Zelda skyward sword
>>712663628Capitalists, clones, zombies, brainwashed slaves painted gold, her family, VR Chat cultists, angels, childhood trauma ghosts, hands, Russian terrorists, retro computers, and a single father
>>712664079I wish our bot-brained posters were as eloquent as this. Instead they regurgitate copypasta from far-right or far-left forums and talking points.
>>712664123Yugioh Arc V (Manga)?
You work as a janitor but your real vocation is fighting aliens
>>712663852Sons of the Forest
>>712656623>hmm maybe like this>no that's not it
>>712663387No it was Infamous, someone else posted the same game immediately after.
A series that spawned from another medium. A lot of ITS LOCKED
1.You follow some guy around that becomes the big bad but in fact he's manipulated by an evil wizard who just wants eternal war and chaos.
2. You investigate some low quality weapon business made to engineer some kind of artificial to please an evil god. You finally uncover the truth and kill one of the god relative or champion whatever. In the second game you team up with this guy found in hell to kill an evil mage.
>>712664257Sir, this is /v/
You assault a child and ducttape two worlds together to fix raycism
>>712643148 (OP)Work for the person who caused the tragedy that killed your wife so you can give her what she wants most so you can kill her.
>>712664275Yep.
>>712664437>1.You follow some guy around that becomes the big bad but in fact he's manipulated by an evil wizard who just wants eternal war and chaos.Final Fantasy 4?
Your weird uncle's computer summoned an army from a parallel universe
>>712664568Nope. Haven't played that one but it could probably be a good answer.
>>712664568Kain's deal was bullshit lmao
>tfw they deceive you into thinking it happened AGAIN in After Years
It's a fish-eat-man world out there.
>>712643148 (OP)some hag stole something important from you and you can't remember what it is
An old lady that has failed at literally everything she has ever set out to do thinks she's qualified to teach you.
Dive into this robot-infested dungeon to retrieve the holy toaster oven.
>>712664791Planescape torment for real this time
>>712664806Kreia taught Revan tho
>>712664760Too easy, huh
The bad guy needs you to fix his table.
>>712664446Xenoblade 3, though strange of you to single Shania out like this out of every antagonists.
Incestuous NTR puppeteered by jews causes the antichrist, opposed only by a small elite force of twinks and tomboys
someone drops a giant pizza slice on your favorite pub so you team up with a bunch of hippies who keep failing to pay you for your services
A sleeping god tells various magic users from different walks of life that all their problems will be solved if they just go to the other side of new york and kill the other sleeping god
You walk a lot and dead people come to take you to the beach but it's really muddy.
>>712664943Sounds like Persona but I've never played this serie.
Furry grooms shota then genocides his own race and culture.
>>712665018never played it but that's Death Stranding
>>712664206No. The game I'm thinking of is as old as Zelda 1.
>>712664852too obvious for a real chief
Secret evil god of a hidden kingdom you literally cannot mention without dying creates conflict by making 2 main kingdoms fight, you have to throw yourself off a cliff to get to it.
>>712665014Saban's Kamen Rider Agito
>>712665097Nope
Hint: It's a Nintendo game
>>712665125Yep. I couldn't describe it worse.
you're doing a check-list
>>712664910Conker's Bad Fur Day
>>712665018Death Stranding
>>712665014Parasite Eve? Just guessing with this one, it's one of the few NYC based games I haven't played.
>>712652635Nigger what. How do you even come to that conclusion?
Leafy pussy has the peasantry acting unwise towards their rightful lord.
Japanese dude fights copyright infringement to stop his girlfriend from being crushed to death.
>>712665104If it was her and not him I'd say Undertale
>>712665383Spyro?
>>712665336Nope
Right console, though
>>712665327Fire Emblem Fates
>>712665383Pathfinder Kingmaker?
>>712665290>Conker's Bad Fur DayCorrect
Humans and meanie elves fight a war, the catalyst was a false flag. Also the dark lord turns out to be a chill guy, just wants to save the world.
A boy and a monster hold hands on a walk through the woods.
>>712665327Fates Revelations
Woman too angry to die saves the world by eternally sexing her little brother.
>>712665172nope
hint: MC is named after something that you find in the sky
A guy ends up accidentally conquering all of japan because he wanted to fuck Nobunagas Sister
>>712665768The Liar Princess and the Blind Prince?
>>712660582They claim it's still coming: https://store.steampowered.com/news/app/460950/view/668329375662343343
>>712665860Beyond Citadel?
You snoop around company warehouses looking for batteries and a new server rack for your AI Alexa.
>>712664437Hints for
1.Evil wizard use magic stones to get everyone addicted to power but mostly the guy you follow.
2. You are also a relative to the evil god.
>>712666015Yes, and now I shall play through it again, because that was everything I remembered about the game.
>>712666014Sengoku Rance?
>>712666125Did you remember liking it at least? The concept seemed interesting to me.
You have to save your wife and kids by ruining gardens. At one point you throw a ball at an angry sun
>>712665549I'm surprised it took 3 guesses
>>712666142Yes gahahahaha
>>712665894>MC is named after something that you find in the skyIt's not Cloud or Squall, who else has names like that?
>>712665894Final Fantasy 7
>>712664437>>712666085#2 of both sounds like Baldur's Gate (which I've never played so not sure if #1 fits)
>>712666380Correct. Number 2 is Baldurs gate 1.
>>712665654Kingdom under Fire: The Crusaders?
Your 20 mile long spaceships still use manual loader slaves for the 100000mm main guns
>>712666635Battlefleet Gothic
>>712654605Amazing Cultivation Simulator
>>712666635Any 40K space game?
The main character destroys the world by no way fagging his own sister.
The adults of your village dumps your ass in the middle of nowhere where you meet a girl and you become so obsessed with her you murder her entire race who's just trying to bring her back home and ultimately her mom
>>712666456Tell us #1 before the thread dies