Thread 712645451

Gooners are so easily impressed by slop so long as they get see some ass and titties jiggle.

>>712645451 (OP)
The message being sent is clear and good. Ass and jiggle = sales. That's all developers need to learn and get in their psyop'd heads

>>712645451 (OP)
>Gamergate happens 14 years ago
>journos win a sweeping victory due to completely controlling the narrative and being in unison
>proceed to ruin the industry for the next decade with progressively more and more woke dogshit
>2024 marked the year of back to back AAA woke slop flops
>meanwhile a rerelease of a “gooner” game on PC completely blows the out of the fuck out
>hypocritical liberal journo faggots seethe “dead gamers” still buy horny games after 14 years of astroturfing, alienating, and policing of the video game industry
Based gooks keeping gaming alive despite jews and their pet shabbos goyim golems

I don't know why nobody's made a "game" yet to exploit coomers where you just customize a female model with whatever proportions/clothes you like and then just have her do different poses and animations. No story, no objective, just all the tits and ass you could ever want.

>>712645451 (OP)
>>712645676
why are americans so raped and defeated?

>>712645821
Noted
MORE GACHAS

>>712646189
White people are so brainwashed and dead inside

>>712646189
Where's the lie? I don't know what tranny forum this is but every stellar blade thread I've seen here is just about how hot the characters are.

>>712646175
VaM

>>712646112
You now remember the seethe journo campaign against Wukong and how both the devs and the Chinese told them to fuck off. Westacuck journo animals have no power over them.

>>712645451 (OP)
So gooner that has no sex scene at all...

>>712646359
And what’s the problem with that exactly? Some people watch movies for story, others for action, are either one of these two groups wrong for wanting different things out of a movie?

>>712646409
I mean the asian social sphere in general doesnt even know of their presence. They may kick and scream but I genuinely never visited /v/ I would have never known there was a big controversy over this game. By comparison over at asian twitter, people are just posting memes and photos of the game. Journos are that irrelevant and why they are so angry all the time.

>>712646549
I didn't say it was a problem, I asked where the lie was. I don't care if people coom to vidya.

>>712646487
Last of Us 2 also has the most disgusting sex scene of all time.

>>712645451 (OP)
>video game
>plot

>>712645451 (OP)
>Flat characters
Heh
>>712646112
>>journos win a sweeping victory due to completely controlling the narrative and being in unison
Or maybe you were all gigantic faggots.

>>712645451 (OP)
literally who?

>>712646487
Sex is fine when it’s degeneracy such as faggotry, trannies, bestiality, and ugly people in general. Appreciating the beauty of feminine chaste women is not allowed though

>>712646487
Stellar blade would be better if it had 7+ sex scenes.

>>712646189
Hey they sound just like /v. How many of you stupid faggots crosspost?

I HATE GOONERS I HATE GOONERS I HATE GOONERS I HATE GOONERS I HATE GOONERS I HATE GOONERS

>>712646626
IGN and other journo sites got infamous on Chinese side of the internet because of their mistranslated interview and sexism accusations. They're very aware and in-touch, they just don't post outside of their circle a lot.

>>712646189
"I liked the game"
>user has been banned for this post

>>712645451 (OP)
Maybe you should make your diverse and empowering hero shooter have jiggling titties and ass then?

>>712647076
if you see someone seething about sexy designs, it's a tranny from resetera

>>712646294
Get down on your knees and thank white gods for teaching you their language so you could participate here, for giving you shoes when you would otherwise be barefoot with your finger in your nose, and proping your failed country up again and again as it verges on collapse from natural disaster or its own native inhabitants.

>>712645451 (OP)
The gameplay carries the game for more than a 6/10, but they're not wrong. The story is utter dogwater, and the characters are barely developed. It's so obvious they were trying to do a Nier Automata, but didn't have the absolute batshit insanery of a Yoko Taro figure to do it well.

>>712645451 (OP)
What if they're just biased against games with sexualized women and rated it like that?

No fucking shit sherlock, just look at the fucking catalogue and count how many threads are about sexy vidya characters

>>712645451 (OP)
>Gooner
Stop using tranny terminology.

>>712646189
And what's the problem? Why is the west so afraid of male horniness?

>I sure liked playing the game a lot
>but the story wasn't good so 6/10
I will never understand this mindset.

>>712645451 (OP)
Iʼm a coomer. Gooners are into dicks. OP is still a faggot. Sage for being fake and gay

>>712647260
>famous last words
Whatever, Jewish puppet. Nothing is more pathetic than being knowingly taken advantage of while everyone else is getting fat off you and laughing in your face about it

>>712647197
>>712645451 (OP)
>>712647260
Why are the biggest cucks and gays always white bros? They can't top hating Asian media.

>>712646487
And many of those games contain actual nudity. BG3 and Cyberpunk contain fully modelled genitals too.

>>712645451 (OP)
mutt leftoids are really salty about it huh

>>712647514
They just grew up seeing their parents like anime or something so are spurting their daddy issues out into the public.

>>712646189
Remember back when fanservice in games was normal?
Man these puritan freaks are gonna have an aneurysm if they ever went back and played something made before 2014

>>712645451 (OP)
Journalist aren't buying games; Gamers do.
No dev should make a game to please those sellouts.

>>712646487
The ONLY reason why they say "just watch porn" is because the game isn't porn.
To further explain, this isn't because it makes the argument valid, but because it makes the "this game is porn" response invalid. Only the effectiveness of the attack matters, because these people believe that there is no truth or logical validity.

There's a reason why there are a billion steamcharts threads and zero posts about the game. I liked the game but it was still just a 7/10 game at best. The entire first 2/3 of the game is completely forgettable and the open world zones were dogshit. Shit doesn't get good until you reach the space elevator since that's the point when you start getting the best bosses like Belial.

>>712645451 (OP)
>PCGamesN
What does the N stand for?

>>712645451 (OP)
>i'm gonna give it a low score so i can own le chudz, heheh, gottem!
Meanwhile in reality, the actual gamers:

>>712646778
Nah, there was blatant astroturfing and selective vision.

>>712645821
you can get plenty of korean barbie simulators like TDF for free, that alone doesnt translate into a good game that sells

>>712647532
FMG
U
L
L
L
Y

FMG should be our new acronym meme.
>does the game have FMG. No?
Dropped

>>712645451 (OP)
The game is the most 6/10 action game imaginable after playing the demo.
>But Eve is hot!
Rule34 exists

>>712645451 (OP)
What's the N stand for in PCGamesN ? I think I might know

>>712646778
Nah, Urinalists only purpose is to manufacture consensus.

>>712647514
Irish and Italians are usually liberal because they were the niggers of the North so they historically support subversive socialist policies that benefit them over everyone else

>>712647931
pc games ninnies

>>712647905
>hurrdurrr go watch porn hurr!!
Can you faggots just kill yourselves already.

>>712647801
Even the table the argument was built on was on shaky ground. A girl fucked a guy that reviewed her game. Except he never did, and every other argument you fags brought up was false. Could've used the movement to do something sensible, instead you faggots turned it into "we don't like these women, let's harass them."

>>712648042
See, that's the power of narrative control right there.

>>712647905
Kill yourself you stupid tranny piece of shit

>>712648010
Shut the fuck up gook and make a good action game instead of the slowest parryslop imaginable if you don't want to be called shit

>>712647931
I

>>712646778
It was the first time video games hit the major media sphere since Jack Thompson, and when it came to Journos vs channers it was a lost cause. I still got hate from friends and coworkers for being on gamergates side all the way up to 2022. And I bet there are some people I've met since that would still side against me.

>>712648140
Ok tranny.

>>712648042
>every other argument you fags brought up was false
Go to sleep Zoe

>>712645451 (OP)
why not just watch porn and jack off?

>>712645451 (OP)
>Another Sony masterpiece is actually mediocre garbage once it's ported to other platforms
Many such cases!

I’ve masturbated to Eve so many times times bros. Even more than 2B and Yuffie. Oh…bros!!!!

>>712645451 (OP)
To be fair, there's no lie here. 6/10 is accurate for this game, if you removed the sex dolls nobody would play it because the gameplay is mediocre and story sucks ass.

Why doesn't Bungie just make Oni 2?

>>712648196
That's all you can say because you have no defense for this slop, if you try to post gameplay webms you'll get laughed at. But by all means continue obsessing about trannies until you chop your dick off

>>712646409
>hades 2
ah yes, the shit woke trash that cant keep a higher player count than the original despite how much journos shilled it

>>712646549
>And what’s the problem with that exactly?
That it isn't a good game and the only thing of value is the masturbation fuel? Nobody disagrees with that.

>>712648042
Yep right, me pointing out Anita Sarkesian's sophisistic criticisms was a "targeted hate campaign against women". Calling a woman out on her bullshit isn't hate. Equal rights bitch; just how men are criticized. If she couldn't take the heat then she should have stayed in the kitchen.

>>712646409
>just spam 1 jpeg over and over again
journos are literally worse than gacha players. At least gachas have more than 1 jpeg sometimes, and on occasion even a character model

>>712648621
Hades 2 isn't even released yet, it's an early access demo.

Why does this game make so many people mad? Games like this were somewhat common back in the day - Bloodrayne, Tomb Raider and I even remember such trash as Lula 3d. And people were okay with it, at max they would say "ewww" and move on. But somehow this game is a source of neverending meltdown.

>>712646737
Raw insertion in yeast-infected high testosterone pussy i.e. big clit.
>what is this white jello?
>it's the curds of my infected genital
Would you drink it for 10000 dollars?

>>712648151
G

>>712648613
It's a skimpy fan service action game, like the ones that used to exist in the 6th and 7th gens, if you weren't a retarded zoomer you'd remember times when fanservice as actually considered completely normal. But yeah, keep aggressively seething over tits and ass.

>>712648613
Scream for the audience, you porn addict in denial.

>>712648937
Unremarkable action games with T&A were all over the place on the PS3/360 and that was fine, but today you have access to the vast hordes of horny and deprived chink and asian playerbase, which makes them sell a shitton, and makes some push the narrative that they're actually masterpieces.

I'm just tired of seeing that piece of shit being shilled here and you are not allowed to call out the blatant shilling like you can with other games because this one is heckin based and "owns" da libz. Coomers are such annoying fucking subhumans and they need to fuck off just like trannies (not to mention that all trannies are coomers).

>>712649368
The overreaction is due to this being a niche in the market that has been left completely unfilled for almost a decade thanks to western puritan sperg outs.

>>712649107
>>712649117
Still not seeing any gameplay from you trannies.

>>712648556
They would have to be managed well in order to make that decision and execute it well.

>>712645451 (OP)
Yes, and?
Companies have been chasing ESG and phantom "the modern consumer" for a decade, leaving out on the tried and true real consumer, the gooner.

>>712649658
try asking another million times

>>712649509
>>712649368
The real answer is that this was published by Sony. Meanwhile notice why nobody cares about the annual nexon and chink shit with fanservice like vindictus.
Everyone was shocked because how dare Sony greenlight a game like this on their console

>>712649658
You played the demo you said, you've already seen the gameplay, what more do you want?
Or are you just gonna keep seething over tits and ass all thread?
Go watch porn or something.

>>712645451 (OP)
Jounos are so easily impressed by slop so long as they get to sit down and watch cutscenes, to be "convinced" they're experiencing some high form story.

>>712645451 (OP)
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO THE STORY AND CHARACTERS AREN'T LIKE MY FAVORITE MARVEL MOVIES 6/106/106/106/10

why are reviewers like this

>>712645451 (OP)
You don't actually trust journos do you?

>>712645451 (OP)
Why are you posting a random review when the average is very high?

lot of seething troons itt, you lost

>>712645451 (OP)
Is there a mod to just make Eve more bottom heavy in general? I've only seen ones make her thicker but it's just for one costume

What's the difference between a gooner, coomer and cumbrain???

>>712650318
Gooner = Looks at a ton of sexy shit
Coomer = Ejaculates often
Cumbrain = brainrot highly related to porn

>>712646189
Ah yes trannyera and trannyboards... They can call you names and talk about politics all they want but the moment you say "guys" instead of folks and say someone they like to fuck off your are perma banned. Lovely place!

>>712646112
Gamergate showed a billion normies how corrupt and biases news are, I call that a win since it reaches outside games.

>>712650318
gooner = goons but doesn't coom
coomer = goons and coom
cumbrain = the king of coomers

>>712648640
If it wasn't a good game, it wouldn't be getting top ratings on PSN and Steam. People are playing the game and they like the game. Come for the tits, stay for the combat.

The First Descendent is not a good game. It very much relies on fanservice over quality game design. And the ratings reflect that, as well as the rapid decline in the playerbase. Compare to >>712650204

>>712648042
the cucks didn't even get pity sex from it?

>>712650318
The growing distance (and frustration) from conventional sexuality by the people that coined these terms.

>>712648621
Your pic proves that Hades II is a huge success though? I expected two-digit numbers.

>>712645451 (OP)
>look, this random review is mediocre!
Why am I meant to give a shit about one single review? Is there something special about this reviewer? What is the average?

>>712645451 (OP)
After playing the demo, I'd give it a 7/10, but the PC port is very well made. All devs should be taking notes.

>>712646189
Gooners live in their head rent free.
And they live in /v/'s head rent free.
The true uroboros.

>>712645451 (OP)
It's a 7 or 8 for me. The story is indeed absolute dogshit, so I can see people who care a lot about narrative rating it down for that.

>>712650504
I'm trying to understand what is wrong in looking at sexy stuff and not trying jerk off immediately? Why they made a word for this?

>>712650908
you can jerk off without ejaculating tho

>>712648216
Why not game AND jack off??

>>712650794
The full game is notably better than the demo, but the story, characters and voice acting are still fucking dreadful in the full game (except Lily who is GOATed).
So if the demo was a 7/10 for you, you'll have a good time with the full game.

>>712645451 (OP)
>Gooners are so easily impressed by slop
People were gooning for Wukong?

>>712648937
these days anything big and popular that is released is automatically in the arena of politics

>>712651107
For the sexy Dragon and Spider bitches, yes.

>>712651026
But I added +1 for the port. I find the gameplay good, but rather bland. I will want to play the game one day, but I won't risk paying more than ~15 dollaryshekels.

>making a non woke sexy game guarantees sales and at least a 6/10 game.
>making a woke game doesn't guarantees either sales or scores
It feels so good to keep winning, thank you presidente trump

>>712651267
aren't those like in the late game?
nobody knew about those until after the games was out

>>712645451 (OP)
>Stellar Blade's flat characters

>>712650998
That would just give me blue balls

>>712645451 (OP)
>flat characters
idk most of them seem pretty busty

>>712651552
yes but you still can do it

>>712650908
If you wanna know. This is what all those retards you last saw in middle school before they disappeared from your life (and from education) end up doing: finding new ways to say that they think that liking girls makes you less of a man. Yesterday, an anon on /b/posted how you need to be an autist to be willing to keep posting the same thread over and over again, and that he thinks that this is the issue with the state that /b/ has been in, like it is in a threads loop.
Essentially the internet has been overrun by retards who type DESU forever, because they have no sense

>>712648937
Leftist coup to take over the industry failed, and showed that they don't have control over anyone outside the west. This made western devs, HR, journos, and their troon friends at the usual places seethe at Asians. They were supposed to "win" and kick out straight male gamers from the industry. The reality revealed that they're an irrelevant loud minority. Now the AAA studios they spent a decade infiltrating are dead, and the incestuous game journo industry was made irrelevant by youtubers who actually align with customers, instead of publishers.

most obvious tranny discord raid

>>712645451 (OP)
6/10 action game >>>>> 10/10 ""narrative"" game

>>712646112
Yep

>>712652131
Stellar Blade is an 8.5/10
On a real scale, not that vidya scale that just uses 7-10

>>712645451 (OP)
So are leftists gonna make good games or keep making woke slop and losing millions of dollars?

Only trannies would play foid protagonist goon slop.

>>712646112
Dead cat bounce

>>712646189
I thought these character designs were outdated and didn't sell and Concord designs were all the rage, i mean, consulting companies told us so?

>>712648390
Played it all the way through on normal then on hard mode. The gameplay is derivative of Sekiro and other souls games, but it is a very polished derivation and far from mediocre. Something like Sonic Forces or Spec Ops: The Line would be mediocre gameplay, with bad gameplay being stuff like Big Rigs: Over the Road Racing.

Plus, in addition to gameplay it has beautiful graphics, art design, and music. And story alone can't be 40% of a game's score if stuff like the Zelda games are able to get 9/10s.

Someone giving Stellar Blade a 6/10 is pure disingenuous cope.

>>712648390
>6/10 is accurate for this game
It really isn't.
8.5/10 is accurate.

>>712646409
You now remember that journos somehow forgot to mention that Wukong had an older woman as an antagonist which is somewhat progressive and still isn’t very common even in western games

>>712653751
>Implying Journalist got that far into the game

>>712653751
>progressive
Can't be, she's not black and gay.

>>712646487
Dragon Age Veilguard is unironically a better game. It just has too much DEI shit.

>>712646409
I still remember when westoids tried lying about how the wukong devs cried at their gay awards only to be called out by people sitting right next to the developers

>>712654115
By what fucking metric?

>>712645451 (OP)
It really is a mid game

>>712645451 (OP)
Duh? Look at how they fawn over absolute fucking trash like The First Descendant

>>712646189
if we're defeated and raped I cant imagine how bad it is in your shithole

>>712654372
Are we pretending the united states is not a shithole?

>>712645451 (OP)
It's a high 7/10, boring open world, shitty scav hunts, gooky story, feels rushed for the final 4 main missions, amazing music, cool enemy designs, fun combat (the "limit break" mode having its own music is really cool), I'll happily buy the sequel for full price.

>>712646294
> white people

All people. Most of you fall into this category. The slave class(you)

When is shilling PCGaymer going to be a bannable offense?

>>712650068
i trust them more than frog posters

>>712654464
No but the rest of the west acting like they're not is hilarious

>>712654302
and you are zoomer faggot

I trust asmongold

>>712645451 (OP)
>flat characters
I don't think so, Mr. Jurno-man. Journalists shitting on a successful game is a good thing, because it hurts their credibility.

>>712648937
It makes trannies mad because it performed better than the flops they've been shilling for months like concord, veilguard and forspoken

>>712650318
Knowing what does words mean makes you a less efficient communicator, because 90% of the time the people who are using them have no idea beyond knowing that it's somehow sex related.

>>712654885
>crying over a cartoon frog

I love how easy it is too control faggot trannys like you

>>712650743
how? it reached double players count on launch but failed to retain players like Hades1

>>712646189
Stellar shit looks like crap and the designs are hidous, only a retard (and probably also a closeted faggot) would masturbate to korean dolls.

>>712650504
>gooner = goons but doesn't coom

seriously? Figured it was people who made porn their whole life

If SB was an actual Snoy movie 'game' Eve would get blacked and gangbanged in a dozen scenes but not before carpet munching some ugly mystery meat mutt.

>>712653751
Women in Wukong appear in like chapter 3 or something. No tranny journo played that long since Chinamen cucked them out of review copies but they still wanted to shit out a negative review as soon as possible anyway kek

>>712655697
I'm sure you noticed by the way I described the others "words" that I wasn't serious about what I wrote, right?

>>712650498
Utterly delusional post.

>>712653751
They played an hour at most

>Muh plot
>muh story
A videogame doesnt need these to be good

>>712655772
>>712646189
>>712645451 (OP)
I'm fucking tired of pretending it's just "sex appeal" they have an issue with.

>>712655643
Wow, good one, poobar

>>712646189
Second to last guy is a doomer

>>712645451 (OP)
It would be funny if a real journalist did a documentary on the catastrophic downfall of video game journalism and how it destroyed itself. It also could maybe give us an answer on who still finances any video game journalism when they have had next to zero credibility for over a decade now. how is there possibly any profit left in supporting it?

>>712646409
The fact that they felt the need to keep shoving Hephaestus and Nemesis in your face

>>712645451 (OP)
Eve is legitimately fucking ugly. She has absolutely 0 expression in her face. Its just a blank soulless fuckdoll designed purely for gooning

>>712645451 (OP)
Why is she such a jawlet

>>712645451 (OP)
only chinese teenagers "play" this game (porn is banned in china btw)

>>712656492
seethe more troon

>>712656396
ouch now I won't buy the game because this anon pointed this out
what a shame...

>>712645451 (OP)
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yes

>>712646189
Gooners

>>712656450
>The new normal.

>>712656396
Calling everything a "fuckdoll" isn't an argument.

>>712656492
Thank you Chinese teenagers

Please buy Wuchang and Beast of Reincarnation next~

>>712648125
You mad XDD

>>712656396
mad

>>712656802
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HYATxTEnibw https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HYATxTEnibw https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HYATxTEnibw https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HYATxTEnibw

>>712656961
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HYATxTEnibw https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HYATxTEnibw https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HYATxTEnibw https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HYATxTEnibw

>>71265961
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HYATxTEnibw https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HYATxTEnibw https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HYATxTEnibw https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HYATxTEnibw

>>712656603
Based

>>712656679
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HYATxTEnibw https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HYATxTEnibw https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HYATxTEnibw https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HYATxTEnibw

>>712657223
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HYATxTEnibw https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HYATxTEnibw https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HYATxTEnibw https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HYATxTEnibw

>>712649772
its also kinda funny that sony likely went "eh why not" and Shift Up only went with it due to regionality of the publisher as money was already covered (gacha whales paid for the development twiceover under 3 months)

>>712657215
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HYATxTEnibw https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HYATxTEnibw https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HYATxTEnibw https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HYATxTEnibw

>>712647260
thank you white faggots for letting feminists and trannies destroy your video game companies with gay shit so asian GODS could come and save the west

>>712650318
Why do you care
Knowing these made up words only makes you dumber

>>712646812
You are pretending to mock descriptively
But like a goy golem you are proliferating affirmatively

>>712646359
You know there are people who play that game that are both not on there, and on here right? Not every one is fucked in the head senpai.

>>712657132
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HYATxTEnibw https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HYATxTEnibw https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HYATxTEnibw https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HYATxTEnibw

I like this spammer, he hogs up nodes the other proxy using subhumans use.

>>712647514
Most of these guys are Jews, mutts and infested beta males
Its a parasitism whiteoids farmed into the population through tolerance

>>712647746
Enjoyable 7/10 ?
Cyberpunk 2077, 2 it is then

>>712657909
>no true scotsman
Sorry but that's cope. Clean your mess.

>>712657898
he doesn't use the 'ecker

>>712648042
Look at how bold and expressive you are here
But while you are in your space you cower like the anal smegma slurper you are

>>712655697
It's both.
They make edging to porn their whole life.

>>712650585
tbf in the first descendent case, they are trying to improve the gameplay, haven't played in a while, but I heard they are adding open area's now, where you can use vehicles to traverse it.

I can honestly say that shit like this is why I would never in a billion years even consider being a leftist. Keep whining about harmless shit like video game characters appealing to straight men. You're totally not alienating people in any context. lmao

>>712645451 (OP)
You just know whoever wrote this article had a butt plug up their anus

>>712647709
Was amazed when I emulated this game and saw how detailed her breast animations were for the time.

>>712645451 (OP)
If she had a spade tattoo they'd be giving her 10/10s

>>712647292

Will I like Automata if I liked SB?

And yeah, you're absolutely right about the story and characters. Hell, even it's color palette is fucking boring.

>>712655643
Hidon? I hear Strago is looking for him.

>>712655462
Maybe you should wait for the actual release of the game before them.

>>712645451 (OP)
Good

>>712645451 (OP)
Tranny game.

>>712645451 (OP)
>great game with beautiful characters sells well
>dilation commences
I love it ;)

>>712646189
but they're right, and there's nothing wrong with that

>>712659572
shouldn't the game that keeps getting content updates because it's an early access scam be HIGHER since it has a reason for people to come back in?

>>712659928
>sells well
they didn't even sell 300k copies

Cool monster design, fun combat and super-bleak dystopian bodyhorror/cyberpunk setting that heavily reminds me of Druuna (minus the porn). The tits and ass aspect is honestly the least interesting part of this game. Most of the suits are ugly and I can't be bothered to customize any of the characters' outfits. But I found a ripped white t-shirt and denim jeans outfit that I'm sticking with right now. It looks nice (and also reminds me of Druuna).

The characters are bland and the story seems pretty obvious where it's going (but no spoilers please) but I'm having a good time. Exploring is fun. There's "eurojank", so I suppose this is "Koreajank".

>>712645451 (OP)
Just say you like penis OP. We know your a faggot

>>712645451 (OP)
>

Why are coomers such annoying retarded whiny little faggots who constantly play the victim and spend 24/7 browsing other sites to find shit to get offended over and post screenshots of it on here?

>>712661350
You have plenty of stuff that appeals to your kind faggot. Let the coomers have their win

>>712661893
>win
This is the highlight of your sad pathetic life, huh?

>>712646294
This is why I could never be a White nationalist, it’s sad. Sure every other race in America is worse off in most regards but most Whites are still fat, ignorant and actively vote against their own interests.

>>712645451 (OP)
Indeed, the gookesss is too flat. We need bigger, yes.

>>712645451 (OP)
Which makes it very interesting that so few games are taking advantage of this

>>712645451 (OP)
>game's plot fail to match the cool fast gameplay

So they admit the game is good, the gameplay, the part that is more important to a game.
The GAMEPLAY.
Why should we care about a review that gives a shit score simply because the story isn't pretentious slop like TLoU?
I bet that person hates God Hand because it isn't serious shit.

>>712661350
You Lost.

>>712647253
I love this title because it's incredibly likely the guy who wrote it is a rabid atheist

>>712662516
People are so used to games being glorified interactive movies that a game with actually good gameplay is an enigma to them

>>712662549
you lost chang

>>712662516
ebin frogpost my friend

>>712662549
>steamchart faggotry
You only keep proving how much of a subhuman tourist you are. Kys.

>>712645451 (OP)
I like the game, but it does feel like a retread of Automata.

>>712646189
A lot of us Americans are tired of the faggots California and the Blue States thinking they speak for us

>>712645451 (OP)
>flat characters and bland plot
Yeah, I can admit that much, but why is this alone dragging the score down to 6 when the combat, level design and music are great?

>>712650861
>The story is indeed absolute dogshit
I mean, the worldbuilding and backstory is pretty good. Acting like it's Zelda or Tetris-level is retarded.

>>712663317
Because leftists hate the game due to having an appealing character that straight men (aka the enemy) likes. It's doomed due to association - no more.

Hm well let's see
N

>>712654295
>By what fucking metric?
It wasn't censored for starters

how come nobody in the game comments on eve's ass?

>>712663068
>steam charts do not matter but my leftist politics do

Have you guys stopped shitting in diapers yet?

There's nothing memorable about this game at all. It's just gookslop designed to appeal to coomers. There is no substance. Nothing about the game to make you think. It's literal slop for porn addicted chinks. Game devs are going to take the wrong lessons from this.

>>712663496
I don't think they put much thought into the NPCs, this ain't like Majora's Mask

>>712662748
pic clearly shows changs won

>>712653324
How fucking bad is your taste in games

>>712645451 (OP)
AAAIIIIEEE SAVE ME CHINA

>>712646189
>>712647253
Every single person that says "gooners" unironically is as much or more of a porn addict as the people they're criticizing, sometimes even more.

>>712663574
And yet you faggots cannot stop talking about it for over a year now. lmfao

>>712663687
because they use it as ammunition for their culture wars. Ask any of these coomers about anything in the game and they couldn't tell you jack shit. All their knowledge comes from WEBMs.

>>712663682
YEs, they are alphabet garbage and literally either pedophiles, troons, furries and or diaper shitters. This has been confirmed time and time again.

>>712663782
Then why are these cum brians buying the game? It's you leftist pieces of human shit who endless cry over the game. Go fuck yourself, skip

Good solid gameplay that's at least a 7. It's not as amazing as people claim and the platforming's bad, but when you're in the zone against a boss it's damn good.
Okay story, 5 or 6. It's bland but well executed. Especially Eve and Tachy short interactions. Game needed WAY more of this tho. And the plot's very predictable
Amazing visuals even outside fanservice. Designs of the world, animations, everything. 10, 9 if you want to be harsh.
Best performance I've seen in a PS port in years. Technical issues are beyond rare and that's with debuvo. Another 10
This averages out to an 8. Thus it's objectively a good game. PCgamer is wrong

>>712647514
>Ali

>>712646189
shut up muttoids. you don't have a taste to stand on

>>712663574
It's a very complete game that takes its cues from the mid to late 2000s. How is that a bad thing?

>>712663867
Leftists are losers with no jobs unless it was given to them through DEI

>>712663867
Why do these fat slob keep buying McDonald's? Being popular doesn't mean it's good. You're just a slop. You're just another soulless chink eating slop.

>>712645451 (OP)
This review is accurate. The gameplay is derivative and worse than the better games it tried to copy, the story and characters are abysmal, visuals and music are decent. At best a 7/10 if you don't care for the story at all and only want coom and basic action combat, the chinks and coomers giving it such high scores on Steam are delusional.

>>712664072
and a rightoid will ban you if your character is below the height of consent

>>712648042
>Even the table the argument was built on was on shaky ground. A girl fucked a guy that reviewed her game. Except he never did
Imagine if they'd made that argument instead of just dropping their spaghetti and calling gamers racist.

nier automata but for low iq coomers

>>712664121
Why are you trying to simultaneously claim the game "flopped" and also is a huge success but success is bad?

>>712663947
Returnal is a great game you baboon nigger.

>>712664262
Nier Automata is based around its heroine having a big ass. The creator is very open about this.

>>712645451 (OP)
>6/10
>it's a slop guys, leftist access media told me so

>>712664292
MC filtered me

>>712664331
Yoko Taro fucking hates Automata so he's an unreliable narrator about everything.

>>712664121
Saaaaaaaarssss

>>712663782
>>712663574
What do you want to talk about in regards to the game's visuals, pacing, gameplay, music, story or environments, anon?

>>712664168
You're giving tradcucks too much credit, at worst they bitch and moan and may accuse you but then you tell them that they're sending their kids to public schools to be trannies and they shut up.
Because the right doesn't fight.
But you lefties piss me off more by actually fucking with me and with what I like

>>712664267
I'm saying the game is slop even if it was a success. It will never be considered art or GOTY. It's just mediocre slop with ass and titties stapled onto the stick. At least Bayonetta her being attractive was part of her character. Eve is barely an MC except for being a goon machine for incels.

>>712645451 (OP)
denuvo killed the vibe. at least rule34 is free kek

Its just a decently fun game with a sexy protagonist. amazing how this can make the woke left seethe so much

>>712664442
Right wingers are too busy working and providing for their families, leftists are eternally online societal REJECTS who will never pass.

>>712664502
see >>712664435

>>712663531
What the fuck are you retarded spastic even trying to say?

>>712646112
>>meanwhile a rerelease of a “gooner” game on PC completely blows the out of the fuck out
why the " "? it is literally a gooner bait, so why are you being as dishonest as the people you are calling out?
also the game did not "blow" at all, it is all bugmen bots inflating the numbers, but you are conveniently ignoring this fact

>>712664502
>Eve is barely an MC except for being a goon machine for incels.
Chinks and greater chinkosphere Asians like their designated waifus to have no personality.

>>712664580
Yeah that's my point, but there are people on the right who don't work real jobs, aka the "right wing" zionist fucks on the Daily Wire

>>712664502
>buzz words

Anything else, troon?

>>712664543
Wait, the people on /v/ are woke leftists now?

>>712664371
It's just a plain looking woman in her 40s, you aren't supposed to want to fuck her.
And now Khazan has to patch in a fucking female MC mode to get the chinks to buy it. Grim state of the industry.

>>712646175
>Nobody
There's dozens of games focused on that... For example koikatsu party

>>712664502
Play the game.

>>712664680
Right and leftism are both controlled by the same beast, anon. You think biden and drumpf orange man are eternal foes? lmao

Look up what happened at Occupy Wallstreet

>>712664702
the loud ones are

>>712664759
Well too bad, most people want attractive women.
You want money, give what people want

>>712664502
How much of the game have you played?

>>712646175
Koikatsu

>>712664435

The game's visuals resemble those of a 2010s title.

The story is lacking, akin to a less impressive version of Nier.

The gameplay mechanics are similar to Sekiro's parry system, offering little innovation.

The environments consist mainly of desert landscapes, again reminiscent of Nier.

They literally just copied everything about Nier made their waifu have less clothes and more jiggle.

>>712664702
>now

lol

Always have been. The mods and admins are trannies, indians and furries. This was revealed during the sharty hack. Obviously

>>712664809
Yeah I'm aware.
I'm just a yellow snake flag guy at this point, I care about less government and more freedom, and I will go against anyone trying to fuck with my freedom

>>712664632
>>712663680
>>712662748
>>712656492
this guy seems a little mad

>>712664823
"Most people" want FIFA lootboxes and mobile match 3 games, I am not concerned with what they think. The lowest common denominator in the gaming public right now are Chinese consumers.

>>712664442
>>712664680
So if your argument is the woke progressives leftoids actually have legal, financial, and institutional backing, then what is the purpose of rightoids? to be a jobber like in wrestling? If that was the case then why did they banned or scrutinized so much stuff during the 90s and 00s.

It was the reign of the soccer moms and beer dads

I'm not familiar with Americans/Canadian shit

>>712664893
>just says "Nier" a bunch
Could you actually talk about Stellar Blade now?

>>712664946
+10 social credit score were deposited in your account, liu pi zhang

>>712664916
Same. I don't really like the right very much, but the left is a much bigger threat as it sits. The right would ban video games entirely if they had their way. But they have no power and are of little threat, unlike the left wokists.

>>712664893
I don't think you've ever played Nier Automata OR Stellar Blade. Or Sekiro for that matter.

The story was all over the place, eve was cardboard as fuck, none of the characters interacted convincingly and the world was just confusingly presented BUT it was fun as fuck to play through. 8/10

>>712664893
All of this is true.
>The game's visuals resemble those of a 2010s title.
In design, not fidelity, the graphical fidelity is impressive and runs very well for UE4.
Also, you are too kind on the story, it's far worse than that.

>>712665070
so more dildos for your dilation station Xer

>>712664632
A “gooner” game would just be sexy depictions of women with essentially zero gamepley like DoD Venus Vacation. Whether you have fun with the game or not it would still be functionally a game even without the sexy androids.

>>712665051
The point is that there is no firm left wing nor right wing.
You should be be more concerned about your freedom and liberty.

>>712645451 (OP)
I love it when trannies and other mentally ill fags are seething.

>>712654372
I bet he can exercise his right to protest without being arrested, shot or illegally detained by the military.

still no mod that gives her Elin proportions

>>712665176
>Whether you have fun with the game or not it would still be functionally a game even without the sexy androids.
>would still be functionally a game
...a 6/10 game, that's the point

>>712665237
my best friend wants an obese Eve mod, and admittedly I'd like to see one too just fore the lols

>>712664893
>The game's visuals resemble those of a 2010s title.
In what regard? Fidelity wise it's top notch.
>The story is lacking, akin to a less impressive version of Nier.
Oversimplification but story is average in the game.
>The gameplay mechanics are similar to Sekiro's parry system, offering little innovation.
Good, I like Sekiro.
>The environments consist mainly of desert landscapes, again reminiscent of Nier.
The two open areas are deserts, not so much for the semi-linear story areas.

I'm seeing anything specific or even particularly critical.

>>712663782
nice attempt to turn it around as if the people who wouldn't shut the fuck up about the game for a year weren't the troons losing their minds about its existence

>>712665238
Stellar Blade is as 8/10 a game as I've ever seen, it earns precisely that score.

>>712663574
>Game devs are going to take the wrong lessons from this.
tfw we are gonna get a full on decade of games with protagonists with massive tits and asses LETS FUCKIGN GO

Where is the 2 Million Sales post guys? I thought Stellar Blade was a massive success.

>>712665169
Their number don't even make any sense - Unknown 9 had a max CCU of 285. But has 15k owners? No fucking chance. Anyone using this site is a faggot and a man who is wearing a dress.

>>712646112
DON'T YOU KNOW GUYS. THE GOOKS ARE THE REAL HECKING ENEMY, FELLOW PATRIOT

USA
USA
USA
USA

>>712646189
>locked
Those resterians are the biggest fucking pussies alive, they will literally silence facts if it doesn't fit their extremely narrow worldview. They're the type of people who proudly proclaim themselves as antifa while gleefully embracing fascist behaviors themselves. P.s. fuck you Nepenthe, you cunt piece of shit

>>712663782
>Ask any of these coomers about anything in the game and they couldn't tell you jack shit
Start asking.

>>712665386
we can only hope

>>712665191
I'd love it if they'd kill themselves. On livestream no less. Every one of them

>>712665393
It was a big success. That's why they ported it to PC and are beginning development of a sequel.

>Lily mod
Zamn

>>712665386
They're just gonna make rehash gacha games like Genshit. You already saw on the Xbox Showcase how many Chinese pandering games there were that copied genshit artstyle. Appealing to chinks and weebs is gonna be a mistake.

>>712665554
ok I guess

>>712663574
>There is no substance. Nothing about the game to make you think. It's literal slop for porn addicted chinks. Game devs are going to take the wrong lessons from this.
KMMORPGs first then gachaslop later have been keeping the coomers and chinks locked in a pen for years. This is a mediocre game but at least it isn't egregiously monetized, it's a singleplayer one and done purchase. Chinks gonna chink.

>>712662215
White supremacist? No
White nationalists? Yes

>>712665554
Pedoshit.

>>712665574
>Appealing to weebs is gonna be a mistake.
It worked for decades, dont see why that's an issue

Reminder the real message of Stellar Blade is brown people will destroy the Earth.

>>712664893
Resembling 2010 isn't a bad thing design wise.
Gameplay is completely different from Sekiro. Sekiro was purely parry while I think the goal here is to simply never get hit. Longer you go like that, the better
Game looks nothing like Nier. Also the plot similarities are beyond surface levels

>>712663574
this same guy is seething in like four threads simultanously

>>712665238
Could be a 6. Chrono Nigger is also a 6 so it tracks

>>712665664
No it's that putting women in charge is a bad idea and robots are taking over the world, our world.

>>712665664
No it's "your daughter will ruin everything"

>>712645451 (OP)
>gooners
Opinion discarded

>>712663574
>Nothing about the game to make you think
so about on par with all video game stories

>>712665759
>>712665762
Both happened because of a brown man.

>>712665554
There's something incredibly funny with the fact that the self insert character for the chinkcel males can't even grow a full beard.
Look at these scraggly patchy pubes on his chin, hell naw man, shave that shit.

>>712663574
>>712665574
>zoomer muttoid rants about 00s gameplay jank and fanservice
i should have you hanged like a dog for being brown

>>712665574
ill take 200 genshins over a single The Last Of Us 2 at least genshin and gachas are straight up and don't peddle politics to you

>>712665663
Yeah, man, let's make slop for manchildren instead of being innovative and pushing the boundaries or gaming and cinematic story telling. This is why people don't take vidya seriously and think they're just toys for children. Cause of shit like this. Would you seriously go and show your friends you're playing Stellar Blade?

>>712665238
>that's the point
That’s not the point, retard. People would still play a game like it without the tits and ass. The Surge is proof of that. Meanwhile Nier Automata has tits and ass and it’s not considered a “gooner” game. Quit being a retard for attention

???

>>712665905
>instead of being innovative and pushing the boundaries or gaming and cinematic story telling
by putting ugly black women, gay couples and trannies in them?

>>712665905
>being innovative and pushing the boundaries or gaming and cinematic story telling

>>712665935
>People would still play a game like it without the tits and ass.
No, they wouldn't. Way better games with similar gameplay from the past 2 games sold far less because they didn't have dress up jerking off material.

>>712665905
Fuck your "cinematic story telling". I want to play a video game.

>>712665905
>vidya seriously
>/v/
where do you think we're in

Nier Automata is a good example of making a good story/game with a hot female MC that did NOT start as a coombait but naturally turned into a sex symbol as people explored the game for longer.
Stellar Blade slaps very convenient coombaiting literally 1 (one) minute into the game, and keep doing so every 5 (five minutes), because chinks knows the story and game design are terrible so they desperately need people to buy the porn. The only reason you are eating up this slop is because you somehow believing lapping up chink slop is making you win some kind of cultural war.

>>712665905
I want to know if you're baiting because I sincerely agree with you.

>>712665905
>instead of being innovative and pushing the boundaries or gaming and cinematic story telling
over the shoulder walking sims isn't pushing anything but a shitty agenda
Fucking Majora's Mask had far better story telling than anything from the west in the last decade.
>Would you seriously go and show your friends you're playing Stellar Blade?
They fucking know dipshit, granted they're not interested since they're Dotards and Meleefags but even then, my friends actually respect me and respect my tastes and hobbies, because you know, I actually have friends, unlike you, loser.

So it's good gameplay instead of being garbage like the last of us

>>712666074
Then don't bother with Stellar Blade. They waste most of your time with some retarded story i keep trying to skip.

>>712645451 (OP)
>good gameplay
>good graphics
>but too many tits
>6/10
And these retards still expect people to take games "journalism" serious?

>>712665403
Only thing this image shows me is that the US needs to be banned from buying video games

>>712665905
Stellar Blade feels distinctly like a throwback to the mid to late 2000s in terms of game design, especially for action games found on the PS3.
This is a positive, it eschews a number of infuriating trends that have crept into AAA gaming over the past ten to fifteen years, and especially the last five where they're out of control.

>>712666227
If you have been living under a rock and never played Nioh, Sekiro, Ninja Gaiden or even Automata, then the gameplay is good.

>>712666227
>good gameplay
nothing special about it

>>712666259
THEN WHAT ARE YOU COMPLAINING ABOUT

>>712666268
>good gameplay
They never said that it was good. You put that on them.

>>712666327
Animation, weight, haptic feedback, sound design and boss design are all good.

>>712665905
>vidya seriously
I HATE SNOYS
I HATE BROWNS
I HATE MUTTS

simple as

>>712666173
The gravitational attraction of this gentleman's girth is compelling my knees to buckle at this post.

>>712665905
>This is why people don't take vidya seriously and think they're just toys for children.
About that, fuck their faggot ass opinions, normalfags can fuck off from my hobby and go waste their time with sportsball and kardashians.
Go ahead, tell me, a man who goes to the gym, shoots guns, has a career, and at worst just drinks too much.

>>712665905
>This is why people don't take vidya seriously and think they're just toys for children
trying to "mature video games" has done nothing but make video games worse
give me dumb fun any day

>>712665905
Tell us five examples from the past ten years of:
>being innovative and pushing the boundaries or gaming and cinematic story telling
Which qualify for being taken "seriously" as you put it.

>>712645451 (OP)
Calling the action "high-energy" is also funny.

>>712666328
>It's shit and everyone skips it
>No you are not allowed to complain about the game wasting your time

>>712645451 (OP)
Who cares what fatty like pg and op are thinking, they lost and all their pathetic attempts to attack SB will lead to nothing

>>712665905
>We can't have different games for different people
Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck off

>>712650498
Only for one(1) generation.

Look at the Gamergate page on Wikipedia, it's literally just called a sexist harassment campaign to get get women out of vidya.

The narrative has been completely controlled and anyone who brings it up, frames it exactly like that. There's absolutely no way for a younger gamer to even know what it was really about, it's just presented as a "dark part of our history".

>>712666568
>where isn't there enough CINEMATIC STORY TELLING
>there is TOO MUCH STORY I WANT TO SKIP IT

>>712666296
I've played all of them
that's why I think Stellar Blade also has good gameplay

>>712666568
instead of complaining to the void, just refund the game and move on with your life, faggot

>>712666609
This
I'm tired of everything trying to be mass appeal shit

>>712665905
Easily one of the lamest posts of the year. Are you going to advocate for a battle pass next?

>>712666697
no, tranny games should die and made illegal

>>712645451 (OP)
>>712645676
>>712646112
You live in 2014 it's not healthy
>>712646189
>>712646487
>I HATE GOONERS I HATE GOONERS I HATE GOONERS I HATE GOONERS I HATE GOONERS I HATE GOONERS
Topkek, look how it's suffers expecting us to care.

>>712666518
Elden Ring
Last of Us 2
Red Dead Redemption 2
Death Stranding
Expedition 33

>>712666812
Tranny games would barely exist at all if it weren't for shit like ESG, yeah maybe some fuckhead would make a troon indie game but it wouldn't be pushed to hell

>>712665905
>Yeah, man, let's make slop for manchildren instead of being innovative and pushing the boundaries or gaming and cinematic story telling. This is why people don't take vidya seriously and think they're just toys for children. Cause of shit like this. Would you seriously go and show your friends you're playing Stellar Blade?
You such a faggit baby Topkek. If your gay ass friends are embarrassed by Steller Blade. Then the are the biggest faggots in the planet KEK!

>>712645451 (OP)
I'll take the girls of Expedition 33 any day over this soulless plastic doll, I bet the story is shit.

>>712666915
>Literally Dark Souls but open world, what is especially innovative or cinematic about it?
>lol
>Respect it for how hard it commits to its simulation, but I don't enjoy it as a video game
>Fair
>Fair

>Onechanbara are campy action games with lewd girls and mediocre combat, story and characters
Okay
>Senran Kagura are campy action games with lewd girls and mediocre combat, story and characters
Okay
>Stellar Blade is a deliberate throwback to older campy action games with lewd girls and mediocre combat, story and characters
YOU FUCKING TRANNY IT IS A MASTERPIECE ROBBED GOTY WHEN HITLER RETURNS AND GASSES ALL FEMOIDS AND TRANNIES YOU'LL SEE I DIDN'T EVEN PLAY IT FOR THE COOM IT'S A 9/10 WITHOUT IT
BloodRayne did it better.

>>712665905
Yes. In fact I'd not only show them I'd hand them the remote once they comment on Eve's ass and tell them "okay fine, give it a go here bruh" and watch as they get into it.
Then again, I have friends that are worth a damn as human beings and even the ones that would snicker at the tits n ass can appreciate a good action game.

>>712666915
what is innovative about elden ring

>>712666915
>Last of Us 2
>Death Stranding
Ah yes walking sims. And one of them has you butt fuck a tranny

>>712667063
Stop trying to start fights anon. You're very obvious.

>>712666691
>Noooooo my game is perfect, everyone just shut up

>>712665905
I was talking to a friend who just bought the game yesterday.

>>712650498
if anything, it showed corporations that any criticism could be swept under the rug if you cried victim
it was only after a decade of using the tactic for every single thing while the quality plummeted that normalfags started noticing

>>712667169
I want gamers to have higher standards that's all.

>>712667172
>>712667086
Calm down dude

>>712667172
did I ever say it was perfect?
the game is clearly not for you so just stop playing it and move on
why is that so hard?
the game is already out, you're not gonna change anything about it by complaining about it

>>712665854
Do you really want to raise up that terrible game as being what you champion as "similar to Stellar Blade"?

>>712645451 (OP)
Yet that's still less embarassing than getting your opinions from gaming """""""""""""""journalists""""""""""""""""""""

>>712667037
the logical conclusion to stopping DEI and ESG is only allowing white straight christian men to hold positions of power in the west but you people don't seem comfortable with that idea

>>712666915
>Expedition 33
oh you mean the deliberate throwback game that also took inspiration from Sekiro?
like....Stellar Blade?

>>712667063
This is bait but gook blade is still a mid game.

>>712666915
>Elden Ring
Extremely gameplay focused and was heavily accused of having a poorly written plot
>Last of Us 2
Entirely reliant on it's story shock value to sell. If Stellar Blade is guilty of being sold on just its visuals and fanservice, TOLU2 is guilty of being sold solely on Joel's death
Other 3 are fair examples, but should be noted that funny enough, Exp 33 has caught it's own set of flack for having attractive females in it.

>>712667245
do you like when a stranger comes up to you and tell you what to do, what to like and what to think?

>>712667308
>but you people don't seem comfortable with that idea
I'm fine with it as long as they dont try the same shit that leftists are doing but using Jesus's name

I don't hate the game, I just think Eve's head looks a little weird. It seems too small for her body somehow.

>>712667381
I like it if they're right.

>>712666915
>Elden Ring
Please explain how this matches
>being innovative and pushing the boundaries or gaming and cinematic story telling

>>712645451 (OP)
Yes. So give us more of that and we'll buy it.

>>712667169
he's right though
expedition 33 is a good example of honest design
the baguettes didn't try to appeal to either side of wokeshit or coomfreaks

>>712667381
>do you like when a stranger comes up to you and tell you what to do, what to like and what to think?

>>712667465
You're still trying to start fights.

>>712665613
Pretty much. When you don't claim you are superior, it allows you to grow.

>>712667245
>I want gamers to have higher standards that's all.
They want more Dustbin, Suicide Squad, Concord, Star Wars Outsiders, Redfall,VeilGape, Avowed,Forspoken, Last of Us Part Duse and Saints Row.

>>712665905
AHAHAHAHAHA
Fuck your kind. GTFO of gaming industry

>>712667465
They made a game they were passionate about in a style they wanted to see, and made sure it was a very "complete" game. This describes both Stellar Blade and Expedition 33. Both games are some of my favorites in the last few years.

>>712665905
take vidya seriously

>>712667673
>MUH PEERS
only women and weak men cry about their peers
Men dont give a fuck at best and at worst they'll tell you to fuck off and punch you.

>>712667454
and how do you know if they're right?

>>712665905
I agree with you, we need more art in video games. Right now it's political correctness vs gooners, they're both shit.

>>712667285
did i say "similiar"

i said jank gameplay and fanservice. READ CAREFULLY BROWNOID

is the gameplay off...sure. The fanservice....a bit much. But it wasn't that different from what i played. FUCKING BROWNOID

Is there any mod to make Eve flat/almost flat? I would undoubtedly play it that was the case

its just all chinese playing this slop

>>712645451 (OP)
Why do leftists hate Asians so much? It's same with college admissions, "they have no personality or soul" is what people say before rejecting 1600 SAT Asians from top colleges. Is it because they're over-educated strivers and it's a way of eliminating competition?

>gooner
>gooner
>gooner
Man leave me the hell alone. I just want to play video games.

>>712667804
I do my best to figure it out, it's all we can do.

>>712667751
wait thats the source of the meme?

>>712667836
It didn't work the first forty times, why do you think posting this yet again was going to work this time?

>>712665518
The funny thing is it could've flopped and still would have gotten a sequel since they make billions from their gacha.

>>712667673
>Lose Mainstream, Being Bullied by their peers, wasting time playing computer games
Such Self sucking, Entitled, prices of fucking trash. Fuck these Retarded Faggots Destroying Everything.

>>712667891
What did you think it was from?

>>712667889
well, in this case I figured it out that I don't like what you're telling me to do so fuck off

>>712667891
holy newfag

>>712667882
>Man leave me the hell alone. I just want to play video games.
Why do you need to cry on the Internet like we fucking care? Play Lego Fortnite Bitch

>>712667086
Pretty much. For some reason they insist on the game being perceived as high art independent of the sex appeal, and try to push a narrative that this sn't the reason anyone plays it. The pop a gasket if you dare criticize any aspect that isn't the coom factor, which all range from mediocre to bad.
Very weird insecurity.

>>712667836
>its all amerimutts creating and consuming slop

at least be honest that you hate asians mutt

>>712664331
2B's ass isn't big, it's just flawlessly shaped

>>712667891
that's why it was memed, it looks completely hilarious despite being played as dead serious
also the kid smacks face first into the door after getting punched

>>712645451 (OP)
>muh story
Fuck off and die kike

>>712664535
>denuvo killed the vibe.
Good, no games for poorfags

>>712667673
>mainstream support
oh noes, how the gaming will survive without mentaly ill troons and disfigured obese niggress having constant meltdowns because pride flag in newest woke shit wasn't big enough?

>>712668064
>that you hate asians
>posts Japanese game

>>712646409
I really hate the manjaw aphrodite

>>712667843
because East Asians destroy the race baiting victim narrative by having the gall to be successful through hard work
that's why they're "white adjacent" and "not real minorities"

>>712667987
>>712668040
>>712668072
I know where it's from, I've just never seen the original scene that made the meme.

>>712668095
>if you want good writing in your games you're a jew
Damn, I love Israel now

>>712668130
>the muttod can read

sure thing wigger. Do you want me to pull up the per capita stat?

>>712646487
>padding it out with God of War's minigame

>>712667814
I mean XBlades is unplayably bad, and it's obviously so from the very first stage. Saying, "More of that please, oh boy, Stellar Blade" is like placing Stellar Blade on par with illustrious games such as Drake of the 99 Dragons.

>>712667751
Fat Geralt was the real hero

>>712664632
No one but you and your castrated generation use "le gooner" unironically, you Gen Z faggot.

>>712655772
Even qualifiers I agree with are annoying. This is repulsive, and no wonder no one listens to them..

>>712667086
Senran Kagura was killed mercilessly

>>712667894
are you going to pretend the numbers are fake now?

>>712664502
>It will never be considered art or GOTY
I know that you're already calling relooted as GOTY.

>>712667086
>mediocre combat
Combat's good, if anything it's a mediocre plot.

>>712667086
>frogposter
>ABHORRENTLY retarded post
Genuinely amazed by how they have maintained literally 100% shit post rate.

>>712668049
His complaint is valid you faggot nigger. I agree with him in fact

>>712668547
Combat is mediocre, story is abysmal.

>>712668547
>stand still
>parry
>parry
>parry
>cutscene attack

>>712646487
>normal games

The only thing that could make trannies even madder if is Stellar Blade announced a Harry Potter crossover.

>>712664502
>you will never be considered art
Fair enough, game isn't made for that.
>or GOTY
GOTY 2024 was fucking Astrobot.

>>712645451 (OP)
>flat characters

>>712668252
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WSGqGsuepT4

>>712668607
>His complaint is valid you faggot nigger. I agree with him in fact
Why do you hate attractive females explain to the class.

>>712668706
>>712667751
Need a Stellar Blade version

>>712668632
>stand still
Skill issue
>parry parry parry
Skill issue. Dodging is there too
>cutscene attack
Skill issue. Use your beta skills instead of punishment attacks.
>>712668630
>story is abysmal
Faggot do you understand how much you're spewing hyperbole? Do you have any idea what "abysmal" would actually be? Story's fine. Heck I'd say after Tachy's death I'm actually invested. Game definitely needed more of that though.

>>712649509
>it’s the puritans, not us!

>>712645451 (OP)
You don't actually believe this is their objective review of the game right?

>>712667891
The funniest detail to me is the pair of knees in the foreground became other characters looking on in the memes

>>712645451 (OP)
Seems like this game is a real issue for some people. You will be ok, you will get over it. It may seem like a big deal to you now, but it really isn't.

>>712668956
Lefties in America are puritans too. It's an American thing, not a left vs right thing

>>712646487
>some short cutscenes of sex in games that otherwise have almost no gooner content
>vs
>game entirely built with the purpose of conveniently showing the female mc's assets all the time
all you're telling me is that stellar blade is the "safe horny" equivalent that you make so much fun of in this place

>>712646487
Motherfuckers are masturbating with zoophilia and gay sex in video games and tell people to watch porn just because there's a lady with an average sized chest.

>>712668601
Surely you can explain what's false in that post then?
There's nothing wrong with the existence of unimpressive or derivative games for specific niches, it's good that they exist to fill different tastes, but pretending like this niche doesn't exist and the game is actually great even without it is embarrassing.

>>712669073
we should blame britain for making us Americans. Its not really our fault. Its father Britain really

our hands are clean in this

>>712669213
It's simple, they dont make the games anymore

You can do it chuds! You may have lost the last round against your imaginary opponent, but this time you will get them!

>>712669213
Dumb frogposter.

>>712663496
Literally everyone calls her an Angel.

>>712646112
You are so stupid

>>712665905
If you were a serious person, you would not have chosen video games as a hobby.

>>712669305
They just made one.

>>712669356
>You can do it chuds! You may have lost the last round against your imaginary opponent, but this time you will get them!
This Game is the most Popular right now. Made Millions.
Discord, Twitter, Plebbit, Resetera Lost.

>>712669823
The IP of this post was traced to Indonesia.

>>712669823
How many bots do you have ingame right now, ming ping?

>>712669823
How much money are you making on the game?

>>712669769
if he put all that time and effort on learning how to play real guitar, he would be an amazing shredder by now
that's still impressive tho. Even when I know how to play a real guitar, I still struggled playing guitar hero with a guitar controller

>>712645451 (OP)
Trash like this is why video games will never be taken seriously

>>712665905
https://www.rogerebert.com/roger-ebert/video-games-can-never-be-art

>>712670009
Someone already beat you to the punch with this and he put a lot more effort into his bait. Made it a full, actual post.

>>712645451 (OP)
>bad plot and characters
>visually good
>okay combat, looks cooler than it actually is
>haha we all know everyone plays this for the sex appeal, boys gonna be boys amirite
>6/10
This is an extremely accurate rating, and you need to be deep in delusion pushing some narrative to budge either way.

>>712669932
>>712669948
>>712669960
the ip of this seethe is San Diego, CA

>>712670009
taken seriosuly by whomst exactly?
god? aliens?

If all leftists were killed, it would be a Good Thing

>>712670161
>anything that carries the leftist brand even if it looks shit will get 8/10 or 10/10
Sure anon.

>>712670009
Over my dead Dorito Pope.

>>712663574
it's kino tho https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HTmocsy5SKc

>>712670432
Anon you can more or less ignore the number.

>>712670161
I'd say pump it to 7 with how inflated scores are these days but I looked up their reviews
>AI Limit a 6 for being too safe and derivative
>Khazan a 7 for being too safe and derivative
6 is correct.

>>712670323
You are right. No more pesky gooner games would make everything so much better.

>>712670569
god I hate having yellow fever...

>>712670432
What game carries a "leftist brand" in your mind? I can only think of Disco and that's incredibly good.

>>712664759
>Khazan has to patch in a fucking female MC mode
Nice. Thanks for the heads up. Really, we weren't asking for much. If they marketed the game with this from the get go, the release would've been much more successful.

>>712670569
>behold, our ultimate boss
>PARRY
>PARRY
>PARRY
>hehe, how wonderful, now for phase 2
>PARRY
>PARRY
>PARRY

>>712670789
so what else would you do in a fight like this?
what would be innovative for you?

>>712670784
>"we" weren't asking for much
You are what's wrong with gaming, incel nigger retard. You just want games you jerk off, kill yourself.
It's a good game though, hope you have fun. Very hard, but don't be a pussy.

>>712666279
Facts

>>712666617
You've not had children, Wikipedia entries doesn't matter when parents teach their kids that media lies. And the left don't have children. Woke teachers articles TV games don't override parent's influence.

>>712670219
Adults

imagine taking off four points for plot lmfao

>>712671003
what adults? the ones that work all day, have families to take care of and barely have time to sleep? those adults?

>>712670569
>that phase transition
Koreans are truly the chunniest humans alive. I can't help but respect it.

>>712671003
>Adults
I saw what they were like playing Labo. They don't impress me.

>>712670784
>the regular game lets you play as a gigachad who bags a dark elf chick with large tits
>they shove in a patch with a female model sex replacement that explicitly removes all cinematics and story from the game
>chinks rejoice for some fucking reason
I don't understand coomers.

>>712665403
Gooks are fine, Chinks are the enemy. Super censorship and concentration camps.

Doesn't this just make the industry seem even more retarded?
>all you have to do to get a return on your investment is put some titties in your game
>"no, I refuse"
>game flops

>>712671215
Prepare your ass for dozens of dogshit games with Chinese culture and forced horny content to sell to the chinks.

>>712671187
Amerijews are the enemies since they keep funding and buying amerisrael slop. Chinamen are based so long as they keep buying Korean and Japanese games. The untamed silent majority that does not care about ameritranny journo scores or opinions.

>>712671434
Avowed and Returnal are good games, you played neither

>>712645451 (OP)
>flat characters
boob shaming now, are we?

>>712669968
There are tens of thousands of real guitar players that can play that song flawlessly.
Only he and maybe 2 others can do it on guitar hero.

Good gameplay and visuals are only enough for a 6/10 these days.
We must be in a golden age with these standards

>>712671079
I think your mistake is assuming that things are by default a 10/10

>>712671468
They're ugly westacuck garbage, sorry.

>>712671079
Games start at 0 and build up from there.

>>712671509
>There are tens of thousands of real guitar players that can play that song flawlessly.
and there are tens of thousands of engineers in this world and that doesn't stop others to try and become one

>>712671171
>the regular game lets you play as a gigachad who bags a dark elf chick with large tits
Shit I didn't even know about this. Pretty cool. Considering the demo story clearly had the guy having lost everything.
Also chink coomers are in general threatened by male characters that aren't explicitly (you). It's a thing gachas encouraged and now it's sadly endemic to that entire market. The MC in Khazan is obviously not (you) so they'd rather a female model.
Actually wonder how they feel about Adam in this game.

>>712671434
I hate Chinese so fucking much, you would too if you knew a fraction of what I know about that shit hole. You'd beg to come back to USA if you actually lived there outside the tourism spots.

>>712671651
SAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAR

>>712671537
The gameplay is a 6/10 thoughbeit

>>712671672
>Actually wonder how they feel about Adam in this game.
He is meek and scrawny enough so he's no threat to azn masculinity.

>>712671651
Chicks like you if you're actually unique tho

>>712671819
that could be true but you're not gonna get any chick by telling them "I'm a master at guitar hero"

>>712671814
>scrawny
He's taller than Eve and I've seen spoilers of him shirtless, he's not giga ripped but he's got tone.

>>712671683
My business has me going back and forth from Texas to Shanghai.

China > USA
Simple as. And this won't ever change, sorry.

>>712671278
As opposed to dozens of dogshit games with no culture at all and androgynous blobs that sell to no one unless they're attached to some old IP that didn't do that before

>>712672041
Both countries have good and bad.

An immoral population being the norm tho is a deal breaker. We've all seen the videos of dozens of people walking past children that were ran over by cars. It's sick.

I don't like in a city btw I've never seen a crime worse than street racing or HS fights in my life.

>>712672334
I thought in China that if someone gets hit by a car the general practice is for the driver to finish them off.

>>712669769
Well not everyone can afford an expensive ass guitar and lessons on how to play it.

>cute, beauty, healthy and sexy
>le coomer

>bestiality, transgenderism, genital mutilation, child abuse, mental disorders
>le normal

>>712672334
>An immoral population being the norm tho is a deal breaker
Very true. Glass Shitmerica before they start another genocidal war in the middle east.

>>712672334
I'll be honest if every other country had a 2A or a better one than ours I'd fucking leave America

>>712672548
>an expensive ass guitar
you don't need an expensive guitar, you can buy a cheap one for like $100 and become a master on it and buy an expensive one later on
you don't need to pay for lessons either. I'm sure that guy didn't take lessons to master that guitar hero song. He just practiced it until mastery
that's what you do with a real guitar too

>>712672041
>Shanghai
You're a retarded tourist.

>>712672958
Ok I take it back, looks neat