The English script of this game makes no fucking sense.
>The boy's just not buoyant.
What? Boyant? What the fuck does that even mean? He's not boyish because he looks like a girl? What? I shouldn't have to constantly google these archaic bullshit words.
>Meanwhile, pic related
Clear, concise, and honestly... pretty hilarious. Alphinaud can't swim! Everyone from all walks of life, including those without an English major, can understand it. Beautiful. How dare Koji continue to fuck with the masterpiece that is the JP script?

Waiter, this pasta is stale

stop being autistic

This is the single dumbest piece of bait I have ever seen
Who is supposed to be angry about any of this
Are you baiting my confused reaction?
Who cares?

Localize it then.
Never make me type this again.