>be 30+ gamer
>teammate half your age asks you how old you are
What the hell do you do?

>>712651626 (OP)
OP if you're in your 30s and still insecure about this kind of thing...

persuade them to transition
if they're not into it call them a transphobe

>>712651626 (OP)
Just call him a squeaker and leave

>>712651729
He posts tranime so that should already tell you everything

>>712651626 (OP)
Say none of their business and that back in your day you didnt give out personal information like that

>>712651626 (OP)
there's no way you can respond without sounding mad. Some days ago I got asked if I was 40, I'm still thinking of a response.
the real solution is not to play zoomer shooters and to move on to Squad or fighting games or whatever

>>712651626 (OP)
I say I'm 40

>>712651878
this, why would someone be asking what age you are

>>712651626 (OP)
>Playing with a bunch of mates
>Random joins our group
>Asks how old we are (as zoomers do)
>"36"
>"40"
>"39"
>Random keeps quiet for the rest of the match
>We just keep laughing
Lil timmy probably felt very uncomfortable

>>712651626 (OP)
>wow you sound so mature for your age haha

>>712651626 (OP)
I don't voice chat or play team games

>>712651626 (OP)
Play Mechwarrior online, you'll be the youngest guy playing by a mile.

Tell me more about the days when /l/ still existed, Anon-senpai!

>>712652642
Sure, I didn't browse it, the end.

>>712652642
Remember when there was a /z/ page that would re-direct to a picture of a penis with bees mingling with it? Oldtroons were a strange bunch. Wait I am the oldtroon now because I am the only person who remembers that...