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Anonymous No.712654932 >>712656267 >>712656273 >>712656981 >>712657342 >>712657639 >>712658365 >>712660857 >>712661019 >>712661372 >>712661739 >>712661861 >>712661982 >>712666454 >>712666541 >>712669469 >>712669996
Comfy Switch 2 Thread
How is /v/ enjoying their Switch 2?
Anonymous No.712655113 >>712655181 >>712655263 >>712657171 >>712661019 >>712662554 >>712663018
>Comfy viral marketer thread
Anonymous No.712655181
>>712655113
no fate worse than your child being a gamer in their 20s
Anonymous No.712655263
>>712655113
uh oh melty
Anonymous No.712656267 >>712656578 >>712656764 >>712656860
>>712654932 (OP)
I boughted once nintendo sent me an invitation but its still on pending shipment. anyone know how long it takes to ship?
Anonymous No.712656273 >>712657016 >>712657321 >>712659216 >>712659550
>>712654932 (OP)
Is cyberpunk the only third with the game on the cartridge?
Does it perform well?
Anonymous No.712656578 >>712660029
>>712656267
>boughted
LMAOOOOOOOOOO
Anonymous No.712656764 >>712660029
>>712656267
>boughted
kek
Anonymous No.712656860 >>712657102
>>712656267
>boughted
It is ''buyed''
Anonymous No.712656981 >>712666002 >>712666479
>>712654932 (OP)
How do you anons feel about the current hate campaign against the switch 2?
Anonymous No.712657016 >>712657590
>>712656273
>Is cyberpunk the only third with the game on the cartridge
Yes
>Does it perform well
Not really, it struggles to get 30. Handheld screens don't do cyberpunk justice, no idea why this game is shilled on handheld devices.
Anonymous No.712657102
>>712656860
buy/bey/boywn
Anonymous No.712657171
>>712655113
Man, you really got buckbroken in the famitsu threads.
Why are you so upset with the objective datat that console marketshare in india is literally 99% snoys?
Anonymous No.712657321 >>712657879
>>712656273
Rune Factory Guardians of Azuma is also on cartridge if you get the Switch 2 version.

Story of Seasons and Daemon X Machina also from Marvelous are also on-cartridge. Marvelous at least seems to think there's some value in eating the cost of a proper cartridge for the sake of potential consumers.
Anonymous No.712657342 >>712658268
>>712654932 (OP)
>linux tech tips
>switch isnt on linux\android
Anonymous No.712657590 >>712657778
>>712657016
Thanks for the bad news. This thing is making a wonderful work at making wait and see. The WiiU taught me that I can't live without thirds. And I'm not buying code boxes.
Anonymous No.712657639 >>712657749
>>712654932 (OP)
>Comfy
>Posting that faggot Linus making another faggot face to try and game faggots on JewTube

Fuck off, faggot.
Anonymous No.712657660
This shit is impossible
Anonymous No.712657668 >>712660063
Switch 2 owners how do your Switch 1 game hours show up on your profile on Switch 2? Or do they at all? Like if you play BOTW on Switch and then the same cart on Switch 2 does it track separately? Also did they fix the shitty 5 hour increments thing?
Anonymous No.712657749 >>712658156 >>712659306 >>712663547
>>712657639
Honestly I chalk up all seethe about Linus to jelly since I can't really pick apart how I'm supposed to viably criticize him.

I can have an opinion of the guy but there's little I can say about him not grifting his way to the top, in the very least.
Anonymous No.712657778
>>712657590
They'll polish it up over time I'm sure but at the moment it ain't great for 3rds
Anonymous No.712657879
>>712657321
Well, I guess that's something to have some hope.
Anonymous No.712658156
>>712657749
>Everyone who doesn't like a scumbag leaf that runs a content sweatshop focused on sloppy output where every few seconds is trying to sell you on shit you don't need all while playing victim whenever his shitty content spreads bullshit and weaponizing his audience to force actually good creators to bow out to his slop, has to be jelly

And you wonder why I called you and your kind faggots, you faggot.
Anonymous No.712658196
its fun, playin mk world here and there and random backlog sw1 games (botw sw2 ed, pokemon scarlet) impulse purchased mgs collection on switch from best buy since i was there to get audio stuff for my car, totally forgot theres nothing on the cart itself, so sad. i had the ps5 version and ended up giving that to my kid so i wanted a copy for myself, its still fun
Anonymous No.712658268 >>712666002
>>712657342
Oh I really need to stop watching porn
Anonymous No.712658365 >>712662539
>>712654932 (OP)
I just beat the first dungeon in WW for the first time. The game is charming and all, but so far I prefer the N64 and sprite based eras.
Anonymous No.712659216 >>712659550 >>712665915
>>712656273
feels like SE and crapcom are intentionally trying to sabotage switch 2 releases by doing only keycard shit
which is funny because they are the ones taking the flak for it rather than nintendo
Anonymous No.712659306 >>712669575
>>712657749
Anonymous No.712659550 >>712661849
>>712659216
They've been shit companies forever no matter what the platform is. They've become more woke as well.

>>712656273
I haven't had any issues with mine
Anonymous No.712660029
>>712656578
>>712656764
Newfags.
Anonymous No.712660063
>>712657668
playtime is logged by your nintendo account and should update accordingly no matter which device you play on, it works exactly the same way it did on switch 1.
Anonymous No.712660857
>>712654932 (OP)
I'm not.
It should arrive on Mon or Tue. I will then drop my FC.
Anonymous No.712661019
>>712655113
>snoyjeet shitting on his own brethren as they scram to shit out gta6
>for ps5 emulator
bad look.

>>712654932 (OP)
pretty good. doin big run on splat3 right now. back to MKW tomorrow.
Anonymous No.712661372 >>712661520
>>712654932 (OP)
his newest wan show rant
>his (surprisingly well behaved) son asks for a switch 2
>especially because once again he did some bullshit on his meme rack setup which made all the family PCs unusable for a week last month
>the literal jew buys every single handheld under the sun hoping his son would like it, including the legion goy and the goy ally x
>while complaining that Switch 2 is too expensive
he bent over and bought his wife's son a switch 2 anyway btw
Anonymous No.712661520 >>712670352
>>712661372
Amazing. Sony fanboys I can at least understand if they grew up with PS1-PS2. PC fanboys I can't understand, it doesn't even make any sense.
Anonymous No.712661706 >>712661878 >>712661997 >>712666970
figure this is the best place to ask. How loud is the switch 2? I'm sick of my ps4 sounding like a jet engine
Anonymous No.712661739 >>712661803 >>712661865
>>712654932 (OP)
imagine playing nintendo games past 12
Anonymous No.712661803 >>712662394 >>712663313
>>712661739
12 what? P.M.?
Anonymous No.712661845
>He spent $600 to play Mario Kart
Anonymous No.712661849
>>712659550
>They've become more antijapanese as well.
fix'd lad
saucy No.712661861
>>712654932 (OP)
I make that face!
Anonymous No.712661865 >>712662394 >>712663313
>>712661739
>t. SIE exec
Anonymous No.712661878 >>712668574
>>712661706
I don't even hear it even when I play cyberpunk or MKW. It's super nice.
Anonymous No.712661982 >>712662091
>>712654932 (OP)
I like it a lot so far but let's be real it's just a more powerful switch, which I also liked.
Only have MKW as a native game for it and I'm kinda done with it already. I like grinding time trials but restarting should be way faster because I get tired of making one mistake and having to watch a cutscene when I restart.
Online is fun but there's no skill involved so I just play to fuck around.
Adaptive difficulty in offline modes is dogshit design.
Anonymous No.712661991 >>712662058 >>712662302
Id rather not get sued by jewtendo.
Anonymous No.712661997 >>712668574
>>712661706
It's pretty quiet from my own experience.
Anonymous No.712662058 >>712662252
>>712661991
Wow Nintendo is really based!
Anonymous No.712662091 >>712662946
>>712661982
>Online is fun but there's no skill involved
>admitting you are dog shit at MK
Sorry you suck.
Git gud.
Anonymous No.712662252
>>712662058
Just like Israel!
Anonymous No.712662302
>>712661991
>words words words
The left can't meme.
Anonymous No.712662394 >>712662458 >>712662528 >>712662920 >>712663740
>>712661803
>>712661865
Eventually the manchildren will drop their Fisher-Price toys and crawl their way to platforms with actual depth, maturity, and emotionally-engaging stories that don’t revolve around saving the same useless princess for the 800th f*ing time.
Anonymous No.712662458
>>712662394
>actual depth, maturity, and emotionally-engaging stories
The gameplay?
Anonymous No.712662528
>>712662394
>snoyim already projecting
don't worry, one day you will also outgrow subversive jew bullshit
i was like you once too, when i was a teenager
Anonymous No.712662539 >>712665817
>>712658365
You're playing a low-key shitty port of the game. The GC NSO emulation is rought atm. I've never played a version of WW before that feels this clunky to control, and I played on a real Gamecube, Dolphin and the HD version before several times and never had an experience like that. I even got the NSO Gamecube controller for Switch 2 and it still feels that way.
There's severe response lag in the emulations, about 78ms over what the console had, so although it looks smooth 30fps it feels like there's a sluggishness to controlling and aiming with Link.

Not that it isn't playable, just a fair warning if you wanted the "true" experience. It's making it hard for me to keep going desu, as much as I love the game and wanted to replay it rn. Originally Ocarina of Time on Switch 1 NSO launched with emulation issues as well and those got fixed over time. So if you find that the gameplay of WW is frustrating, it could be because the input is delayed.
Anonymous No.712662554
>>712655113
>he's making forced memes now
Holy shit, the usual suspects really are desperate
Anonymous No.712662561
Let me explain this so everyone understands a bit clearer. The appeal of the Switch 2 is in the name "Switch". Not that it's a handheld with Nintendo games, but that it can quickly and easily "switch" into a home console that plays those same games you have. It's not about the power, it's not about the 3rd party games running at 120fps and 4k, it's about being able to play your Nintendo games on the TV screen then being able to snap on the joycons and slide the console out of the dock to make it a handheld.

That's why the ROG Xbox Ally, the Steamdeck, the Lenovo handheld and the upcoming PS6 handhelds still won't beat the Switch 2. It's because they don't do the "switch" part (becoming a fully functional desktop with keyboard and mouse from being a handheld PC) as seamlessly as the Switch 2 does with switching between modes.
Anonymous No.712662659
>Kids day's off
>Kids post their hecking youtuberinos
I hate weekends here
Anonymous No.712662920
>>712662394
Ah,....so this is why Pride.com gifted astrobot GOTY2024.
I understand now.
TYVM anon.
Anonymous No.712662946 >>712664090
>>712662091
Oh don't get me wrong I'm winning often. I just don't think there's any skill involved in my wins. The rng gods are smiling upon me and blessing me with good items, and I don't even have to start bagging.
Anonymous No.712663018
>>712655113
how did jeets backstab israel that they are getting thrown under the bus?
Anonymous No.712663313 >>712663460 >>712663557 >>712663740
>>712661803
>>712661865
Lol, keep pretending your shallow β€œgameplay” is somehow superior while we’re over here experiencing stories with real emotional depth and complexity. Maybe one day you’ll stop obsessing over rehashed cartoon mascots and realize there’s value in mature narratives that don’t treat you like a brain-dead retard. But until then, enjoy your nostalgia fix while the grown-ups dive into Sony exclusives.
Anonymous No.712663460
>>712663313
lol
Anonymous No.712663547
>>712657749
There's plenty to criticize him about
Anonymous No.712663557
>>712663313
why does your post read like literal chatgpt
Anonymous No.712663740
>>712662394
>>712663313
I just asked you what did you mean by "12". You obviously had an already written reply for those who reply to you lol
Anonymous No.712664090 >>712664534
>>712662946
Then you're an idiot.
You aren't taking top 4 without some l;evel of skill, track knowledge and item mitigation.
Just getting a gold shroom or bullet bill isn't getting you top 4 unless you know how to effectively use it.
Then there's drifting, inline drift, rail grinding, wall jumps, etc.
Tards like you don't know what 'skill' actually means.
Anonymous No.712664534 >>712665868
>>712664090
All of that is very basic if you've played Mario Kart before and the new stuff like wallriding and grinding isn't that complicated.
This game doesn't have as much depth as you want it to have. It's a fun party game and that's it.
Anonymous No.712665817
>>712662539
It is literally impossible to beat some minigames and 100% the game because of the input lag.
Anonymous No.712665836 >>712665943 >>712666773
Can anyone confirm if you can plug headphones into the Pro controller and get console audio?
Anonymous No.712665868
>>712664534
Never said it had depth.
I simply said those are infact a matter of skill regarding MK.
It being priorly built up via other games doesnt negate the fact its there as well.
Ignore the mechanics the game possess and you aren't ranking far at all.
Anonymous No.712665915
>>712659216
They're both shitty publishers in general. Their IPs are what keeps them afloat.
Anonymous No.712665943 >>712668935
>>712665836
Yes you do.
You can even lower or raise it via the C button menu, I tried it yesterday.
Anonymous No.712666002
>>712656981
I don't care, I'm using mine.
>>712658268
Why? Ai Uehara is qt
Anonymous No.712666454
>>712654932 (OP)


So... how about that new Mario Kart game?
Anonymous No.712666479
>>712656981
Sony fanboys and those that hate Nintendo just posts the same shit tens of thousands of times over and over because they don't have any games.
Anonymous No.712666541
>>712654932 (OP)
I think I like it.
Anonymous No.712666773 >>712668935
>>712665836
It does and it works great, doesn't seem to be any latency or quality issues whatsoever.
Anonymous No.712666970 >>712667313 >>712668574
>>712661706
Whipser quiet but I haven't put it through anything heavier duty than Mario Kart World, both docked and handheld. Couldn't tell if you if it's hissing like a PS4 if you tried to make it run Cyberpunk.
Anonymous No.712667313
>>712666970
might want to turn your game volume up anon. headset via gamepad only starts at 50%
Anonymous No.712668574
>>712661878
>>712661997
>>712666970

Thank you. So glad I'm upgrading today from that and my original switch finally.
Anonymous No.712668935
>>712666773
>>712665943
Beautiful. Tabletop mode is about to get better for me.
Anonymous No.712669469
>>712654932 (OP)
TAKE THIS VIDEO DOWN NINTNEDO I DARE YOUU!!!!!!!! (btw I'm trans)
Anonymous No.712669575
>>712659306
It's like they have the worst possible takes on everything lmao.
Anonymous No.712669753
snoysisters, your time and money would be better spent defending the democratic party on twitter than shitposting about Nintendo
Anonymous No.712669996
>>712654932 (OP)
>Minus tech tip and Snitch
A wedding made in heaven!
Anonymous No.712670352
>>712661520
It's because Nintendo is the only one that hasn't 'officially' put their stuff on PC.