Thread 712661416

>No Mario Kart World thread?
Mario Kart World Thread

Lets go niggies

get in here losers

No one cares fuck off with this slop

>>712664798
>no video games on my /v/

don't you have twitter thread to shit up

6/24

>>712665687
Turn the computer off

Fucking bomb omb

>>712666007
no

>no /v/eekend in OP
NICE JOB FAG

>>712666535
someone else make new room mans gotta eat.

4/24

epic red

>>712666535
make the new thread im driving home rn and ill get on when im at my house

>Spend 80% of the race racing to the track itself
>Do one lap
>lol its over

who the FUCK greenlit this

Ah yeah I was craving the feeling of getting railed by a bunch of anons with assortment of items!

>>712667189
Host will migrate to next person when you leave.

I've been having connection issues all day. Pissing me off

>being in the helicopter stop the blue shell
Cool
4/24

Dolphin is meta

>>712668521
You don't understand ,they worked on hard on those long stretch of roads.

>>712668521
?

6/24

>>712668521
You think they’d added that in or are we literally gonna be stuck with this for the next several years? On one hand it’s an easy fix but on the other when has nintendo ever been one to even bother with QoL shit, let alone actual fixes to issues people have with their games?

>>712670743
What's there to fix?

>no thread until the late afternoon
what the fuck, i was waiting all day to post this

>>712670864
w/o the room id section

>>712670864
>KOOPA BITCH
fucking based

>>712670962
danke

probably cheating to use a screenshot instead of redrawing the track but whatever

Nintendo is an immoral company.

>>712670743
On the one hand its literally already possible by just using the + menu/random so all the game really needs is a "classic" GP mode that just sets that up

On the other Nintendo is fucking retarded

>>712671091
Nah it’s great

Saars is this the Nintendo shill thread?

are you guys actually having fun with this game? It feels like they succeeded in giving it a lot of tech, but the lobbies are so fucking bad, along with the structure. 24 players is just a joke, I gave it a chance but it's not fun.

>>712671226
Didn’t read, stay poor

>>712671447
grand prix is shit but i do have fun with knockback tour

Why is every item a speaker box

>>712671447
Grand prix needs to be 12 players with only the tracks, not the transitional straight line bullshit.

>>712671447
The most fun I've had in the game after completing all the cups was in the private /v/ lobby just now.

How do you guys feel about the tracks?
Pretty solid roster overall for me.
Wario Stadium is probably my biggest surprise, really neat tricks to do in it.

11/24

>>712671447
I’m having a blast

Also fuck you niggers. Pick random or a track that isn't a straight line.

knockout tour PLEASEEEEE

>>712672694
people don't want to watch others race, they'll leave and we'll have a dead lobby

>>712672665
No

>>712672450
Why isn't Rainbow Road great online?

do random if aryan

>>712671447
I'm enjoying it, but its definetely a mixed bag - High highs and low lows. I like that its ambitious and there's definetely some really cool stages in there with some interesting tech

But the transport part between stages are honestly just a novelty. They're fun for the first run and then they wear out their welcome since there's no real design to their layout. The amount of players leads to a lot of chaos and ass clenching moments, but its very likely you also get completely fucked by RNG with no real way of mitigating this. I know MK is known for this, but World has probably got the worst case of getting Mario Kart'd in the series - Constant barrages of items makes it very hard to reliably hold any position at all, and likely as a result of how long the intermission parts are, the vast majority of players end up bunching up along each other since the game is constanly doling out Golden Mushrooms and Bullet bills to make sure everyone is in the race

>>712671447
Yes.
It'll give me at least enough time to have fun until Bananza.

>>712672760
It's too long for me with a lot of downtime within that (The glider sections to go from place to place are really baad). Feels almost like an intermission more than a track.
I also forgot Dandelion Depths which wasnt in the tier list for some reason, solid track, and for some reason I put Choco Mountain way too low, it's alright.

>3 baby daisys
so-called free thinkers…

why are computers on?

13/24

holy shit 24 is way too much, It only works with knockout tour otherwise ts pure aids

>>712673037
Baby daisy players are based.

>>712673140
You can always play Babby Kart 8 Deluxe if 24 players are too much.

I’m quitting Free Roam after I get my 200th P-Switch. I will return to it if quality of life updates get added.

>>712673332
Why bother doing the free roam shit after unlocking mirror mode?

nigga we have enough players so turn off the cpus

REMINDER; Random stage or using + to select a stage will give you a regular 3 lap race without the stupid intermission race between stages

If you don't pick random, you're a nigger.

>>712673445
Because it’s fun. Also, doing the peach mirror thing actually unlocks it as a mode?

Billions must conk

>>712673602
10 coins, 10 switches, 10 ? Blocks, and completing all the grand prix/knockout races unlocks mirror mode.

How tf did I get last? I didn’t even get hit or anything

>>712673814
Does they have to be completed in 150cc?

Mario Chads...
How are we feeling?

>>712673814
I was thinking about something else. If you drive through the mirror on Peach’s Castle it reverses the entire Free Roam map.

>3 Baby Daisys in the lobby

Adult Daisy is cute as fuck in this, why would you niggas need to be pedos

>>712673931
People play anything other than 150cc?

Does 150cc in this game change the difficulty of the CPU or just the speed?

>>712673593
SNNNIIIIIIIFFFFFF

>>712674096
Only options are baby daisy, baby peach, or swoop for this weight class. Daisy is the best option.

>boo steals my mushroom right before the last shortcut
Fucker

>>712674096
Cute yes, but she lacks one crucial part

>he bought the switch 2
AHAHAHAHA LAUGH AT THESE FAGGOTS

>>712674096
shut up brown

>>712674560
I'm not poor like you

>>712674398
you forgot parabiddy buddy

>>712674560
Yes, and we are going to be having fun for the next 8 years as Nintendo delivers non-stop god tier games.

>he/she didn't boughted the switch 2
explain you're self

>>712674650
>>712674812
mk8 mogs and nintendo is being a huge faggot rn

unironically just the fun I've had playing the /v/eekends was worth the 500 dollars alone

>>712674884
>mk8
>he's still playing the wii u

>>712674946
meh

No more frantic please

I stopped the Daisy podium
Billions conked

just in time for knockout
nice

if you play a baby/baby blooper i WILL target you

>>712674196
Depends on how good you are. It has adaptive difficulty. If you're really good I'd say it even increases the CPU speed above what you can do as player. It would explain the at time ridiculous rubber banding I've seen.

>hit by two bomb back to back
>out first lap
Welp

>>712675608
Lost in the 2nd myself

Fuck whoever lightninged after that last item box. I hope you get raped tonight by a pack of hiv pos nogs.

>>712674398
no the only option is swimwear two-piece baby daisy because shes the cutest

willow ur a retard

How to spectate

>>712675905
Please drink acid

What a shame

please no more frantic items

Cool won my first race online

>>712674560
>third worlders coping: day 9

joining

>>712675343
No my meta!!!

Post MK fuel

how many people are in there?

What’s the meme with Koopa beach give me a qrd

>>712676360
desu its a downgrade in many ways
>bigger
>still no dpad
>online check for switch 1 cart
>shittier screen
a switch 2 lite oled would be PERFECT

>>712676381
I was changing stickers and it auto picked sorry

God I love Boomer Beach

>>712676617
This games Baby Park

>>712674560
seething what other people spend their money on is the most poorfag shit imaginable

yep i'm conking

LMAO IM SORRY FEATHERS

>>712676617
Its the new Baby Park, some anon always votes for it, and a schizo calls it a pedo

>half the lobby is baby girls
lame

>>712676923
IT WAS YOU WHO KNOCKED ME OFF

>>712676690
*sip*
yep

>>712676937
join us or pick your reddit cow

>>712676929
>schizo for calling someone a pedo when half the lobby are babies
Anon...

>>712676937
pedo website unfortunately

get cucked

There are so many fucking characters in this game and you pick the minion/npc

>>712676937
Problem?

>>712677321
Stay mad. Nabbit is cool.

>>712677361
reddit artist

>>712677321
Yep
I'm pecking that

>>712674812
I'm waiting for the pokemon x/y remake.

>Fantasy
don't you have shitoon to play faggot

>>712677321
Better than “hurrrr I’m such a pedo”

Go easy on me!

>>712677664
but i am though

WHAT A FUCKING LIGHTNING BOLT

>>712677668
please pull your skirt down a little lower...

>>712671447
I spent like 35 hours on it so far, it's great. Mario Kart is one of the only Nintendo games I still enjoy as an adult.

Im in

STOP PICKING KOOPA BITCH FUCK YOU

>baby park but on WATER!?
wow

Question,
can outsiders join the room if their friends with you and see you in the friend list like Mario kart 8

Cunny? Obliterated
Mooks? Anihilated
Lobby? Pecked

>>712678101
I think so. I join the room by clicking on a friend who was already in.

>try to cut a corner with the feather
>lakitu deems it oob and cucks me
Fuck you bitch

>>712678151
nobody cares coggert

FUUUUUUUUUUU

we got a wiseguy here.

Casual reminder the only thing worse than pedos/minionfags are people who avatarfag

>>712678180
I hope they go through a lot of the out of bounds areas and remove a lot of them, there a lot things that look like shortcuts but just fuck you up for no reason.

>>712678101
Yeah I joined through Feathers

TSP
Nautical
syk
Starman25
KUWAIZA
Sucker
Lucky
Candy
Maximus
cake
Feathers
Fantasy
byahhh
Nolan
computers

I'm trying not to be a meta whore but are all of the bikes actually as bad as people say they are?

EZ win

>>712678447
why did you forget me
that's kinda mean

>>712678101
>>712678403
Ok thanks cause a normie friend of mine joined that last cup that way I apologize

>>712678457
There's no difference between bikes and karts.

bloddy bastard tsp

Is there Game Chat for these lobbies?

Coggert
jenna (tranny)
computers
Nolan
Fantasy
TSP
Feathers
cake
Sucker
syk
KUWAIZA

>>712678447
I recognize two of these names

I love how the various dinos look in this game, I hope we see them in a mainline.

5 open spots
7H0-QR8

>>712678457
Everything's fine but the time trial pick of Max Speed like Bowser on Reel Racer rarely pans out and its safer to pick an acceleration build. They can make the same comebacks because power items & cuts are strong, they're smaller so harder to hit, and they're not even bad at frontrunning, some tracks even favor them in Time Trial as is.
Tl;dr pick what you like everything's decent enough especially at our level

>>712678457
use robhog

YEAH, RAINBOW ROAD IS MY COARSE BABY
Mushroom blueshell dodge saved my ass too

Whoever threw that boomerang I hope you kill yourself

>>712678779
my brain instantly thought this was a kremling for a sec.

>>712679074
shut up nintendo prime

>>712679087
that was me

>>712678447
>it's splatoon threads all over again
This does not bode well....

>>712679087
yeah, me

>>712678981
>pick what you like everything's decent enough especially at our level
Sounds good, I never liked picking meta shit and never really did it. I just heard so many people shitting on bikes for some reason, thanks!

>>712679345
What does it mean?

>can pick any course for online select
>everyone picks the same course over and over

Fucking why I thought 8 fixed that garbage from Wii/7

Nolan you need to step it up

>>712679345
seems like a running trend of tendie games

Was Nolan the cheating faggot in MK8?

>>712678697
Ok thanks I just doxxed everyone

>>712678697
>jenna (tranny)
grim

>>712678914
Am I retarded? I can’t see where to enter the code :(

>>712679560
It’s under Friends

The fact you know who these people are is disgusting

>>712679560
online > friends > enter room with code or something like that

>>712679560
Online>friends>enter room code

>>712679560
Select Friends then Room ID.

>>712679550
are you /j or /srs Garfield

Natuical
kuwaiza
candy
hourauhume
williw
stk
cake
maximus
Feathers
cloudy
Sucker
tsp
fantasy
byahh
nolan
computers
jenna
cogger
newslang

>>712679560
>online
>friends
>Search by code

It's something like that

I wish people could see how much I’m spamming the horn

>>712679662
>>712679680
>>712679685
>>712679707
>>712679724
Yay thank you friends! My name is John Bernard and I’m excited to play with you all :)

>>712679715
Why don't people just use their first names?

which tranny is the hottest

>>712679393
You can definitely win with everything. Track knowledge & good strategy goes a long way and we're still FAAAR from people having figured everything, or even bothering with it. Pressure to go meta is really stupid.
>>712679758
Really? I was hoping during 10 second intermissions that people saw the autistic bouncing or honking
I did see a few people doing rewind spam and that looked funny

>>712679786
Isn’t that a Canadian serial killer or something

>>712679867
>mario players

Total daisy domination

>>712679867
Because we’re not 10 year olds

>>712679952
the baby Daisys

How do I pose for a picture someone else is taking

>>712679972
It caps to like one per two seconds or something

I use my first name because I have friends in real life who are friends with me on my switch

Stop staring at my ass waluigi

yoshi you were stuck in the air mid aneurysm lol

>>712679973
Not that I know of. It’s some guy I went to school with, I use his name for everything lol

FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK fUCK

>>712678697
I'm not trans but I'll play birdo to make you happy

Sorry nolan

Almost Nolan

>>712680284
Very gribblepilled

Lol

player count?

WOOOO go TSP!!!!

Daisy’s ass my face

>>712680614
23/24

>>712680624
You're not worthy.

I DID IT MY FIRST FIRST

Went from 20th to 2nd on the last lap because of a golden mushroom. I love this game but it feels so RNG based

>spam koopa beach
>it's one of the most played tracks
It selects my course so often bros

Does blocking someone on switch profile prevent them from joining the room?

We might be able to get rid of the trannies and ecelebs that way

I keep getting cucked out of first

>>712664798
Cope faggot mario kart is fun

Who is the tard that keeps throwing boomerangs backwards

player list?

>>712680901
no it doesn't
I have a couple anons blocked and they can still get in

Might play later. Might play tomorrow.

Nolanbros…

>Be chosen by the Mario Kart algorithm as the lowest denominator of player that get's constantly chosen for shells, gets ran over, and knocked around.
>in 20th place if not near last every race
>Everyone else is having fun.

post your block list

>>712661416 (OP)
>you can slipstream now
Nani?????!!!!

>mario kart online thread is a dramafest and people are trying to get rid of players

Never change

>>712681037
Why would you block people in Mario kart

>>712680985
Starman25
nauticalKuwaiza
marko
candy
hoursuhume
williw
sucker
syk
msdimis
csk
fs
clou
p
dsntsdy
midkii
nilsn
iputers
ikubriny
j brrnsr
:p

ALLAH AKBAR

>>712681164
Been a thing since N64

>>712681186
I had them blocked on switch 1 before Mario kart to be fair

refresh me on the blacklist again

>>712681204
What does it fucking mean

I’m top 3 now too much pressure

knocked off the track by a fucking bat...

>>712681204
>j brrnsr
you tried I guess

rainbow road is so boring

why block people? theres too many people to know who plays how

Bros I tried to have fun but it's hard when you're near last. What do?

>>712681602
go ask /ink/ that lol

That track is so fucking kino

>>712682060
AGREED

the rainbow road song so corny ong

>>712681621
Use shrooms wisely

SECOND PLACE I WILL MEVER TOUCH THIS GAME AGAIN

Whoever lightninged there post your address. I'm paying you a visit tonight.

the fucking lightning

Gotta run to do something real quick, no one take my spot

fucking babies stealing my victory

>>712682107
If you’re a zoomer yeah

Was fun squashing you lightninged cucks with my giant mushroom on the last meters there

>>712682205
>not knowing how lightning works in this game

alright that’s good enough for now bye bye

get fucked willow

switch is dying

Why are name lists posted

choco mountain is complete dogshit now but the music is so fucking rocking that I don’t care it’s unreal

>>712682523
you know why

>>712682534
I’m half expecting to be see hank hill on his lawn mower overtake me

gonna bouce

>>712682107
God I hate water sections so much, they’re so fucking SLOW

>get fucked by EVERYTHING at the end
How much longer must I suffer?

Holy shit whoever popped kamek thanks for fish bone

>mario karted to last
I think that’s a sign I should take a break and eat food

>>712682523
Because this autist is posting names of people he is losing to.

>>712683132
no, this is the blacklist

>double last
It’s over I’m wash

>>712683115
Yeah I need that and caffeine

All I’m gonna say is I’m surprised starman isn’t playing as peach

200cc when?

>one shell
>3rd to last

What a run.

break time
17/24

It’s like none of you even tried on that last game lol

I really hate how this game is a total shit show in normal online lobbies, i actually have fun playing in the smaller ones here.

>>712683191
From what? The /ink/ pedo ring?

>>712683768
Funny mp4

>>712683896
>playing with friends in controlled environments is better than playing with randos with no rules

That’s kinda a “no shit sherlock” there dude

Mario in the B Dasher, what happened? You just stopped mid race

thanks for taking that blue

>>712683897
there was a total of 1 /ink/ name posted here

Why do you think the placement disappears a second before you reach the finish line? Seems like an odd change

>>712684402
build tension if you're right next to someone.

Where did all the frens go :(

>>712684402
It’s been the case since 8, and it’s to build suspense right before the finish line as for your placement. Especially effective when everyone’s close together

Alright I'll hop on while queuing in nightreign.

>>712681164
Always could. there's just an indicator now

>>712684169
K mister gay discord faggot

>>712684625
I’m eepy

If there is any blacklist starman and marko should be added because they’re retardyfags

holy shit cloudy how were you on my ass, I went through every shroom cut

boomerang and ice flower...

Thanks for having me anons, hope to play with you again soon :)

>>712684948
Its a secret

>see person in first get hit with multiple items and never lose speed
nah man

>>712685228
probably using a shroom to maintain speed

COOOOOGGERT

>yellow banana on the yellow rail
you sick fuck

I WANNA DO KNOCKOUT RALLY

>>712678779
>the true power of the switch 2

>>712685474
Nice try

FUCK

Ok I can't play this game in my basement. Keeps disconnecting me. Sorry guys, will play tomorrow.
>>712685770
I did the shortcut and got last place for it...

>bounced off your head to take 2nd place
felt good

>OtakuBrony
>plays as Daisy
Like clockwork

I want to join but wife is playing big run and I'm watching the UFL championship. I'll hop on when she goes to bed

>>712686367
assert yourself
you fucking suck being married

>>712686367
Is your wife good at splatoon

PEDO PEDO PEDO PEDO

200mbps ethernet connection
>A communication error occurred.
>A communication error occurred.
>A communication error occurred.

>>712686367
I would check her friend list just sayin

Stellar sled is really my fave
I always love a top speed car

>>712686898
Hmm, maybe I should try that one. Looks like it fits well with the Snowman too.

>>712686367
do you play Mario kart world with your wife?
my husband won't play splatoon or kart with me :(

22/24

>>712686367
DC chad?

The items are too spammy and bagging is way too fucking strong, the solution is to allow only 1 item at a time and it fixes both problems but Nintendo will never do it.

Ready for the Mario kart world mayhem.

How do I git gud at tricks/bouncing off things. It feels like whenever I do it, I have to charge up forever for the initial trick/wall jump

damn I really thought that was a feather shortcut

>>712687748
That and not having 24 fucking racers

>>712687748
They need a 12 player, map only race mode. 24 player only works for knockout.

>>712687724
Yes this team feeling real different today and they truly got these niggas

the boomerang is extremely boring to use but annoying as fuck to be hit by

More allah akbar

Where did you get all those bombs?

half the room is daisy

>>712688945
I've been touching myself after each race

there's a special place in hell for people who chuck shit backwards when they're only in 5 or 6th place

23/24

>>712688945
Need to fuck daisy's ass

Bbl getting a tension headache

This shit is really fun I cannot lie. Thanks OP

Nice 24/24

I'll be back in an hour or so don't die

i heard the cow's name is Beefcake is that true

COW ALERT COW ALERT

>>712689525
isn't it "moo moo"

>Wario track
>Wario ends up being last
Canon

>>712677378
Don't worry. I'm playing Nabbit too

sorry tsp

Anybody else not really like water heavy maps? Bouncing just feels weird.

Is front-running really bad in this game?

PEDO PEDO PEDO PEDO PEDO

>>712690142
Yeah, same

I’m the guy who tosses items backwards to fuck over those behind me over those in front of me

>>712690151
Yeah. 2nd place can get triple reds now, not to mention how easy it is to ride a mega shroom or bullet bill to top 3.

Do knockout.

To the person that keeps picking rainbow road into rotation

>>712670864
Very nice, anon. I restarted mine, but it should still be done by next weekend, or even a little earlier. I'd post a WIP, but I'll just wait to post it finished. It's cool that we'll have multiple.

>>712690151
Yes. Front running before the last half of the last lap basically guarantees you get blasted into 20th place by chained items.

How do you guys feel about rails? They feel so janky, im shocked they want this game to be a 24 player volatile mess but made rail grinding technical and precise as shit.

>>712691120
I kinda like it. I expected it to be really easy and automatic, and just riding on rails is normally, but the rail jumps add a lot to the mechanic.

>>712690576
KO is fun if you are playing solo because you can jump to the next game when eliminated. If you’re in a group, expect a 5 min wait

>comm error
Thats new. GGs

I WAS FIRST FOR THE ENTIRE FUCKING RACE

FUCKING BLUE SHELL

just got out of work. how many people are in the lobby?

>>712691120
Rails is a good mechanic but you need to know how to use 'em. Straight rails can easily be grinded on to maintain speed but rails that curves is not recommended unless you have a mushroom or other boost items otherwise people will pass you up.

>>712691538
Yep, just got an error for the first time, fuck.

Why is wario in a bee suit? He looks stupid

get baited nolan

>>712691649
23/24

get utterly fucked timmy
>be in 2nd closely trailing timmy because I'm waiting for a blue
>have a red I can throw in case there isn't one to take him out
>see blue on minimap
>timmy slows down
>imfucked.jpg
>blue on my radar
>get hit by the blue
>shock goes off while I get hit
>I don't get shrinked
>mfw
GET UTTERLY FUCKED TIMMY

>>712691632
welcome to mario kart

>>712692127
this post just gives me more strength

>>712692127
he's just beeing himself

>>712692141
i still got first tho

>top 3
fuck yea

>>712692401
not what it showed on my end

>>712692127
None of your buzzness lol

WHO KEEPS PICKING KOOPA BITCH I SWEAR I AM AT STROKE LEVELS

>>712691120
Like wall riding, you need to get a grasp on them and to be frank I never feel like I did, moreso that I built muscle memory for the tracks where they're important (Airship Fortress, Sky High Sundae or Dry Bones Burnout comes into mind).
If you guys remember half pipes' introduction in 8 Deluxe, it's basically the same feeling, but in more tracks, and without a "functional" equivalent to look back to (Wii got half pipes right, don't know why they felt so jank in 8D)

>>712692410
you're talking about the rr one? I saw you teleporting back and forth on the final glider stretch, maybe some weird lag happened but on my screen I got first weird

>>712692476
It wouldnt be so bad if the music was good.

>>712692525
…which it is

>>712692476
A pedo

>>712691725
Curved rails are fine but harder to take advantage of, if you make a mistake with your boost jumps you can lose a lot of the advantage of them. Besides that, any rails angled upwards can be a problem. If you jump at the wrong time, you get a lot of air time and lose speed that way.

Who ever gave me spike thank you

Whoever stole my golden mushroom, I hope you stub your toe everyday for a month

>full lobby
LET ME IN
Have a webm from last night's thread

knockout tour next please after this gp

batfag right back to fucking me in the ass

>>712693218
no one wants to watch others play for 5 min

>>712661416 (OP)
they keep adding retarded new characters to the mario universe like it's fucking pokemon. why? who needs this?

GGs everyone
see you guys tomorrow

>>712693596
No

>>712693182
people have been joining and leaving throughout the day, I'm sure it'll open up soon

fucking koopa beach

Koopa Beach is just Baby Park with extra steps.

Pedo

holy fuck, Timmy with the steal
GG

23/24

>>712693904
>>712693864
yeah I fucking hate it. everyone always so close together and the course is so simple that whoever wins is just mostly up to luck

>>712693182
>>712693836
I like how throughout the day when the lobby was full no one started another lobby.

>>712693182
have my spot i'm too hungover for this

>>712694032
insane luck cause I always do horrible on that track lol gg

darn, still not a 24p knockout tour

one day...

Why do they always design a stage to have a mushroom skip at the end? I cant tell if its good or bad game design

damn, fucked over by cataquack
Thanks for games everyone

fucking hell briefly in 1st only to get knocked out

I'll alternate between gran prix and knockout for you fellas

>>712694762
if the room has 20 or more people, i think its ok to do it. any less than that, i think its kind of useless

we got a stream going
https://www.twitch.tv/yuzukisensei

>>712695025
Wtf stop stalking my channel

>take a short cut
>lakitu kidnaps my ass for no reason.
i genuinely dont know what happened

>>712661416 (OP)
THIS IS THE SPED THREAD
LOL!

>>712695308
whoops
meant to type speed*
sorry I'm esl

>>712695068
no

>knockout tour
Why

Might as well take a piss break while I'm forced to spectate this shit

>>712696264
Just like that

>everyone leaves after KO
Lame

>>712696980
Well yea it's shit, what did you expect

I told you bro. KO isn't worth it with a low amount of players.

Yall Niggaz Still playin’? Ong? Fasho im gunna get on

>>712693496
>new

>1996 was two weeks ago

I think I suck at this game now

>>712697115
No

already sick of this game desu

I hit jump instead of item I'm officially retarded

I cant count I thought that was three

WHY IS THIS STUPID FAGGOT CELEBRATING WHEN HE LOST

>>712696980
yeah that's why I didn't want to do it

I always DC randomly when I'm playing wireless but I can't always play wired either

>>712697994
Just had my first dc mid race. I was gonna leave soon but I cant quit on a disconnect

Auto dragging items is the most cancer thing Nintendo had the audacity to code in the game

>>712672643
i just got daisy
HOW DID THEY MAKE HER SO CUTE!?

wish i could play but going all in for big run atm

>>712698267
good luck splatbro

>>712698267
wtf therees a big run hapening? Bye Mom!

one of the hearts near the starting line says melty

I missed my trick Lap 2
could have held & frontran possibly if the red doesnt wall ride otherwise I was dead

Proudly killing the Daisyfag assembly with my bro Shy Guy

Was fun will play again

VDZ you FUCKED me

Is the sundae wallride shortcut worth it in multiplayer?

lol I killed myself twice oops

Willow that shell shoulda knocked you off lmao

>>712661416 (OP)
Is the code still 7H0-QR8 or what is it currently?

>>712699298
It's still the same.

can the host please set the between timer longer so I can shitpost

>>712664798
we care

>>712699502
it's either 10 seconds or one min

>tfw trying to be cool and messing everything up
Need to practice that track

I landed the skip twice

Can we go back to 10 seconds intermission, anon didn't shitpost even once

Don't know if someone already showed this off or if it even saves time, but you can do this on Bowser's Castle with the other two cuts. Could probably use some refinement.

Who /honk/ here?

that last lap was a shit show

anyone who didnt get chuck is bad
>t.was behind

Racing online like this makes me realize both how little I know the shortcuts and how shit I am

Autistically bouncing in place reminds me of Brawl online trying to find a bro who'd do wacky shit

Did I also bump you off trying the ramp shortcut Bowser
Because i did die to it

Stop picking this shit

I hate koopa beach

>>712701153
no

>Top 3 heading into final lap
>Mario Kart happens
>13th

GGs peeps i'm out after this race

>>712661416 (OP)
gamers I’m back

Whoever stole my mushrooms can go eat a dick

Wow I am bad at this game
>>712701393
based feathers

man I always faceplate into the wall after the big skip

Jesus Christ I couldn’t get any item boxes because fucking bullet bills kept getting them all ffs

fuck you whoever top deck'd that star at the item line

>first the entire race
>lap 5 blue shell to 15th
damn it

You fuckers are the metaphorical crabs in a bucket.

>>712702590
what does he mean by this

>>712702590
Sidestepper is in the game, yeah.

that’s right fuckers

are you shitting me cloudy

>>712702764
https://letmegooglethat.com/?q=crabs+in+a+bucket

koopa beach again

I never wanna play Koopa Beach again

>>712703249
>>712703254
Honestly it’s growing on me…

>picks my track 2 times in a row
god loves me

I knew it'd get picked more just people were complaining about it

Rizzy is the biggest faggot in this lobby.

>>712703378
If God loved you, you wouldn't be on 4chan :/

>>712703383
aww did I squash you pussy?

>1st with 69 points
Hell yeah

there's like 50 boxes in a line why does someone always grab the one I'm going for

My switch gonna die bye bye

>>712703578
Veering miles off track to be a retard is why you can't win, lmao.

someone wanna explain this shit

>>712703948
how do you record gameplay then post it here? are you doing it on youtr actual switch 2?

>>712676937
I am waging war against the babyfaggots

>>712704025
these brats need correcting

>>712704004
>hold screenshot button
>press home button
>open album
>press quick actions
>upload to smart device
>download from your nintendo account
>trim video
>compress video
>shitpost
see above :^)

>>712704276
thank you anon

>>712704325
how r u on forchan and this tech illiterate bb

You guys LOVE Rambler, you'll throw shit backwards to keep his ass in first.

>>712704493
I figured it was something like that I just never bothered to learn. Plus this is my first /v/eekend thread I've ever really participated in so there was never a need to

Seriously, which one of you clinically brain-deficient mouthbreathers sat there on your crusty Switch 2 and thought, “Heh, yeah, Koopa Beach sounds like a fun time”? You absolute oxygen thief. You prison cafeteria-brained waste of Joy-Con drift. You’re over here hovering your little troglodyte cursor over KOOPA. BEACH. The most phoned-in, zero-skill, rubber-banding-ass baby pool of a track. Oh wow, water physics. Oh wow, a palm tree. Kill yourself with a banana peel. You like Koopa Beach? You probably run auto-steer and hold the controller upside down. Your ghost data is just you driving directly into a wall for 2 minutes while a CPU Yoshi lap dances around your limp little dick.

fuck that I ain't doing koopa beach for the millionth time

>>712705160
why are you saving it?

I'll do a last one, thanks all for playing tonight

>>712705198
I want that copypasta

>>712705247
you mean >>712704643 ? I was wondering if that's from something. Seems like a twitch copypasta that someone changed to make it more like someone here would say

>>712705286
I think its original literally because of the caps use

Welp that's a solid day of karting. Thanks for the games bros

The item hell in this is worse than ever. No item league when?

>>712705286
I just asked chatgpt to make me a 4chan copypasta for a Mario Kart thread. Gave it some context for the new game and changed the wording a bit

>>712705418
>saved this too

>>712703948
did this on a tablet btw