Thread 712662890 - /v/ [Archived: 1033 hours ago]

Anonymous
6/14/2025, 10:16:09 PM No.712662890
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Bonanza*
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Anonymous
6/14/2025, 10:18:54 PM No.712663127
>>712662890 (OP)
no the name is a play on words, a mix of "ban"(DK stomping out all opposition over his redesign, banning the Rare version) and "Zanza" (megalomaniac God from Xenoblade, meaning Nintendo lording over their masses)
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Anonymous
6/14/2025, 10:20:52 PM No.712663298
>>712662890 (OP)
The sign is a subtle joke. The shop is called "Sneed's Feed & Seed", where feed and seed both end in the sound "-eed", thus rhyming with the name of the owner, Sneed. The sign says that the shop was "Formerly Chuck's", implying that the two words beginning with "F" and "S" would have ended with "-uck", rhyming with "Chuck". So, when Chuck owned the shop, it would have been called "Chuck's Fuck and Suck".
Anonymous
6/14/2025, 10:25:46 PM No.712663718
>>712662890 (OP)
>no the name is a play on words
It's a play on the Switch 2 retard, you don't play on Word, you type stuff up.
Anonymous
6/14/2025, 10:34:55 PM No.712664486
No. It's named that because Donkey is also Ass. Kong was added to signify that it's a big ass.
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Anonymous
6/14/2025, 10:44:54 PM No.712665337
Banana Bonanza
You retard
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Anonymous
6/14/2025, 10:45:11 PM No.712665360
Clearly it's a portmanteau of Eric Bana and Tony Danza. There's probably a level where you box Danza.
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Anonymous
6/14/2025, 10:46:57 PM No.712665536
>>712665360
>There's probably a level where you box Danza.
Hopefully it's set to that one Elton John song.
>HOLD ME CLOSER, TONY DANZA!
Anonymous
6/14/2025, 10:50:52 PM No.712665878
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>>712664486
Shiggy is one twisted guy.
Anonymous
6/14/2025, 10:51:35 PM No.712665932
>>712665337
Where are you getting that from?
Anonymous
6/14/2025, 11:08:16 PM No.712667480
>>712662890 (OP)
Well you see, the stars in the name and the red and yellow represent Kong's unwavering communist beliefs in his quest to stomp out capitalism.
Anonymous
6/14/2025, 11:13:37 PM No.712667950
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>>712665337
Banana Pizza, retard. Colloquially called a Bananza.
Anonymous
6/14/2025, 11:16:15 PM No.712668203
>>712662890 (OP)
I bet you think the subtitle for DKC2 is supposed to be Diddy Kong's Quest
Anonymous
6/14/2025, 11:18:45 PM No.712668420
>>712665337
Oh Splat Platoon. Because you're on a platoon that splats the enemy platoon with ink.
Anonymous
6/14/2025, 11:22:05 PM No.712668735
>>712662890 (OP)
It's in reference to a song by Akon. Nintendo just wanted to give him a shout out.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v9w9mQx7MN4
Anonymous
6/14/2025, 11:24:02 PM No.712668909
forgive me bananzabart...
Anonymous
6/14/2025, 11:25:43 PM No.712669084
Arms
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I don't get it.
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Anonymous
6/14/2025, 11:33:46 PM No.712669902
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This one stumps me.
Anonymous
6/14/2025, 11:34:25 PM No.712669975
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>>712663127
Canonically it's a play on words where "Ba" being the sound sheep make and "nan" being short for "nanny", which Nintendo fans have their parents employ to ensure that things like tendies being ready at lunch time as well as their diapers are changed at a regular basis while they play Mario Kart all day long.
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Anonymous
6/14/2025, 11:35:31 PM No.712670060
>>712669084
Heard this game got a Switch 2 compatibility patch. How's it look running at 4K?
Anonymous
6/14/2025, 11:38:04 PM No.712670282
>>712662890 (OP)
But will the game be a massive disappointment?
Not for me. I had zero faith.
Anonymous
6/14/2025, 11:44:28 PM No.712670802
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It's a shame that there aren't any Switch 2 games releasing this year that'll push turbo autists to make a working emulator.
Hilariously, Prime 4 will be better on Yuzu than on Switch 2.
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Anonymous
6/14/2025, 11:45:45 PM No.712670896
>>712669975
Fascinating... Now, where does the "za" come in?
Anonymous
6/14/2025, 11:49:13 PM No.712671184
>>712662890 (OP)
It's what that Sheldon guy shouts out like Bazinga or Zimbabwe.
Anonymous
6/14/2025, 11:54:09 PM No.712671583
JamesPondUnderwaterAgent
JamesPondUnderwaterAgent
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Well you see it's like James Bond, but he swims in a pond, as an underwater agent. It's very clever.
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Anonymous
6/15/2025, 12:00:54 AM No.712672156
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>>712669084
Hated this shit like you wouldn't believe
The gimmicky premise, the art style, the toothpaste hair, the stupid fucking color scheming, the fortnite reject ass roster
Its like someone in a lab perfected a scientistiffic formula for pissing me the fuck off
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Anonymous
6/15/2025, 12:02:54 AM No.712672304
>>712672156
>I hated this unique arena fightan game from Nintendo, I wish they kept making the same Smash Bros slop that runs at 50 FPS and has an 11 frame input buffer online
Reminder that this literal who vidya game got rollback before Smash and they've been seething about it ever since Min Min got added
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Anonymous
6/15/2025, 12:03:34 AM No.712672348
>>712671583
No it's because he's a British secret agent, and England is oft referred to as being "across the pond" from North America.
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 12:13:40 AM No.712673174
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Is it because Nintendo just hate the gaijin Rare that much?
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Anonymous
6/15/2025, 12:25:04 AM No.712674132
>>712662890 (OP)
>$80 shit that looks worse than Wii games
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 12:30:03 AM No.712674503
>>712670802
Even if you did have a mega autist, it wouldn't happen early again. Switch 1 emulation having extremely fast progress was because the Switch 1's chip was already well documented with a bunch of exploits. Switch 2 has a custom chip this time so there's no head start.
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 12:48:21 AM No.712675935
>>712672304
Good.
Fuck smashfags.
They barely like their own game.
ARMS is great.
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 12:49:35 AM No.712676014
>>712673174
>Nintendo....le hates rare!
How long are you twats gonna keep peddling this retardation for?