Thoughts on Birdo?

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>>712666997 (OP)
sex.
don't care if its a tranny or whatever I would fuck that thing raw.

He's pretty cool

imagine the suc

>>712666997 (OP)
Shes cute and I’d like to be friends with her

She's a really weird character, and I don't just mean the tranny thing either.
She first appears as a boss in Mario 2, gets brought back and alternates between boss character and Yoshi's partner in spin-offs, and now just makes random appearances, playable or otherwise, with no context.
Like, is she Mario's friend now or is she still technically a villain?

her eggs don't smell as good as Yoshi's

Watch your mouth anon or else!

Are all Birdos male?

>>712666997 (OP)
absolute queen

>>712666997 (OP)
She's by far the most "Spin-off filler" character. Like Waluigi and Toadette and whatnot might not have their own games, but they still have their own thing going on.
Birdo meanwhile has never gotten her own Mario Kart track, Mario Party Stage, major stand-out appearances, etc. I know nothing about her other than Yoshi's partner when it's time for him to be paired up. Like >>712669118 says, she just shows up with no context

wyerframez

>>712666997 (OP)
What that mouth do

Mario! Don’t be scared of Donkey Kong’s threats. It’s me, Birdo, the androgynous Yoshi that represents the mother of all Yoshis!

You see, Mario, I’m not just your Yoshi’s mother, but in a mythological sense I can also be interpreted as your mother, as your character avatar was linked to Yoshi’s at birth when he carried you to safety as Baby Mario.

I can help you bring your Yoshi back to life by spitting out my tongue and swallowing his dead little green dinosaur corpse, but first its time I came clean to you about the truth, Mario.

You see, the truth is Donkey Kong is not just your immortal arch-nemesis, he is also your father, or rather your Yoshi’s father, which in a mythological sense makes him your father too.

When I was just a young Yoshi princess, I realized that the Yoshi species was under risk of going extinct. But as the reptilian matriarch of all Yoshi-kind, it was my responsibility to keep the Yoshi tree of life alive so that baby plumbers would never get eaten by Shy Guys before they reached the Mushroom Kingdom.

So as you can see, naturally I bred with the strongest creature I could find, Donkey Kong, over and over again, across the millennia, as the eternal incarnation of your mom, in order to for you to be born as the chosen Plumber that will save me from having to continue breeding with your arch-nemesis father figure Donkey Kong.

That makes me the real Princess Peach, Mario!

>>712666997 (OP)
I WOULD

>>712666997 (OP)
imagine the footjobs

Birdo was ALWAYS Female

>>712666997 (OP)
Shits from her mouth into mine

>>712671652
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>712669430
No

>>712671652
>the official guidebook from SMB2 vs. a random billboard
Quite the “concrete proof” you got there

I remember seeing this Flash vid about Mario playing naked Tennis with Birdo does anyone remember what it was called? It opened with Pink Floyd's Breath

>>712672463
Next you're gonna say Mario is a fat American-Italian from Brooklyn.

>>712666997 (OP)
>Unlocked in world after beating banana cup
What did they mean by this?

>>712671419
SEX

>>712671419
Need more bottomless costumes

>>712673459
Gotta put the banana in the birdo

>>712671419
The outfits were great on her

>>712671234
Made for kissing

>>712671127
Who?

>>712666997 (OP)
caged dinotranny plap plap

>>712667978
Now what?

>>712666997 (OP)
Made for wifing

Hated this slut

>>712669430
Yes

>trans
wrong, all yoshi like creatures can get pregnant and give birth, he just likes dressing like a girl and getting his mouth impregnated by BHC

>>712672463
smb2 is literally a dream.

>>712667692
>images you can unseen now

>THIS IS AS FAR AS YOU GO
>NOOOOO HOW COULD YOU

>>712683868
want to try that again, but in actual english?

>>712666997 (OP)
Birdo needs to be RAPED AND GAPED by Koopas, dragged to Bowser's doorstep then used as his fucksock until Birdo is fully broken and is tossed into the trash

>>712684023
It's a jeet. It doesn't know actual English.

>>712684283
i know that's why it'd be funny to watch it try again

>>712683841
And now the dream has become real

Imagine being yoshi and having THIS all to yourself

>>712686132
Now I just feel bad for the guy, poor Yoshi stuck with this thing always lusting after him

>>712686132
Yoshi's onahole

>>712671652
>ALWAYS
Come on, that's just lying. There's a big leap between saying birdo is female "now" and "always".

prime tf material

>>712688383
I'll take her if yoshi doesn't want her

she cute

>>712692007
Very

>>712666997 (OP)
good at blowjobs

>>712667978

I did, it would be awful. My dick isn’t the width of a fucking watermelon and neither is anyone’s, it would be like trying to masturbate with a mop bucket

>>712666997 (OP)
All reptiles are female if you're quick enough

>thoughts on Birdo
Nasty fucking troon built for transphobic chud cock.
I'll make a woman out of him.

>>712671652
That doesn't mean much these days

birdo is a biological female and you will never change my mind

>>712696026
>>712697173
Yup, I’m thinking that I’d like to take a drive down Birdo’s Rainbow Road. Gonna smash that item box over and over again.

>>712699932
Explain further

>>712666997 (OP)
Proof that Nintendo has always been woke. They been tryna brain wash kids with tranny faggot propaganda since the 80s.

>>712667236
based

>>712699095
Needs more pregancy art

>>712699095
I like both, the fact it's a Birdo in a lewd setting is taboo enough to spark my mental illness.
Same with Wendy.

>>712671052
>I know nothing about her other than Yoshi's partner when it's time for him to be paired up
play Super Mario Bros 2 (USA)

>>712702404
>i like both
*shoots you in the face*
FUCK you

>>712702657
*bullet time dodges*
*Neo leap into the air*
*fly around the Earth to reverse orbit*
*go back in time to before you were born*
*fucks (You)r mom)*
*names you Fagglio*
*buys you purely FMV simon says movie games*
*do a 360, meanwalk, and go back to fapping to Futa/Female Birdo*

Why is she trans again?

>>712683791
Are Yoshis Futanari?

i've masturbated to a lot of transformation art featuring her

I never saw her cock

>>712677621
>They gave her boots
Lord I am having a moment of inordinate weakness

>>712702657
>>712702758
BACK THE FUCK OFF??!!?!?!

any hole's a goal

>>712702914
a note in the SMB2 manual saying that he was a boy who thinks hes a girl and would prefer to be called birdetta

>>712666997 (OP)
confused thoughts when she eats with that mouth

Hey there big boy, is that a gun in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?

>>712706890
there it is. finally.

>>712669313
>going into games machine turns on by itself
I hate when this happens

>>712666997 (OP)
How has Nintendo not been cancelled for continuing to deadname Birdette

>>712706890
I wish I was Peach

>>712669313
Isekai?

>>712706890
so glistening

sexy talon feet

>>712707389
>>712707575
Now you've done it.

Why does Birdo make trumpet sounds?

>>712709636
because she honks when she's horny

I love japanese artists. You could never get something like this from any western artist that draws fanart.

>>712710373
oposa is top tier

Contrary to memes and popular disinformation, nintendo has specifically, heavily implied that birdo has a very small feminine penis.

>>712712715
My uncle works at Nintendo and can confirm