I hate evert single one of you who bought this under-powered piece of shit. Fuck you, I hope you die.

Well I haven't bought it yet because there isn't any games I absolutely must have and I want an OLED version

>>712673217 (OP)
>wishing death on millions of people just because they bought something you don't like
Seek mental help dude, such anger isn't healthy

and you gotta hell

>>712673217 (OP)
Why are snoys so violent? Is it because they are brown?

>>712673217 (OP)
People just want to feel a part of something. They desperately crave a sense of community and belonging. Consumerism provide this for them, even if only for a brief moment. They want to feel exclusive, superior, and like their shitty soul-draining jobs actually get them something. This is why expensive trash sells well these days. People don’t really care if it’s garbage, swiping their cards gives them a brief mental high which makes it all worth it.

>>712673217 (OP)
>this under-powered piece of shit.

3000 series Nvidia GPU is underpowered now?

I'm waiting for the Lite. Playing Switch on a TV is for absolute clowns.

>I hate evert single one of you who bought this under-powered piece of shit. Fuck you, I hope you die.

>>712673550
>xhe thinks the switch 2 has a better GPU than a PS5/XboneX
lol'd hard my dude

>>712673404
The most mentally sane console warrior

>>712673217 (OP)
>under-powered
God are we gonna have another 8 years of you faggots seething? Why the fuck do you care, Nintendo makes good games, save it for the westoids trying to sell you low quality propaganda as games.

>>712673217 (OP)
Controversy marketing thread

>People voted with their wallets.
>You're mad at people deciding on what to spend their money on.
It seems like this is a you problem.

>>712673404
This is the average snoy experience.

>>712673736
It's a tablet, of course it's not packing that kind of power in a tiny little thing. However that tablet IS stronger than the Steam Deck, PS4 (pro), and Xbox Series S. That's impressive! Not to mention DLSS >>>>>>>> FSR anyday. Nvidia upscalers are just better, which allows Switch 2 to punch even higher above its weight. Nobody's saying it's stronger than PS5 though bro.

>>712673217 (OP)
Winds dying down son

>>712673759
>God are we gonna have another 8 years of you faggots seething?
What made you think that wouldn't happen?
This is their life.

>>712673217 (OP)
I hate sonygg*rs so much.

Changing the subject a little, does anyone else enjoys more the idea of being a Nintendo fag rather than playing the actual games? I just can't get motivated to play anything for months now, but I still regularly consume videos and news about them, I bought the Switch 2 and have barely touched it.
I'm not depressed if that's your default answer, could it be that since video games are not doing anything new for the past 10 years, I'm just fed up? You can only do the same shit over and over before it turns into a chore, but I don't know.

>"NORMIE, DID YOU PUT YOUR NAME INTO THE SWITCH 2 LOTTERY!?!"
>Zoombledore said calmly

>>712674021
God just fix the redhead's face and she would be so much better

Switch 2 is my favorite video game system ever.

>I wake up and I seethe about Nintendo.
I'll give you a solution anon, go and spend those 450 bucks and enjoy some fun games, I won't tell anyone I swear.

>>712673217 (OP)
>under-powered
It's a tablet that runs Cyberpunk 2077 better than the Steam Deck, and it's also cheaper.
So go ahead—find me a tablet that outperforms the Switch 2 and show me how much it costs.

>>712674327
The fact that every single Switch 1 game runs better when we were having doubts if there would be backwards compatibility at all is truly a bless.

>>712673217 (OP)
I haven't bought one yet: I'm waiting for a new Fire Emblem. Do you still hate me?

>>712674382
They never complained about the Steam Deck being underpowered for some reason.

>>712674106
I watched that second video and it was hilarious watching him seethe.
>everyone who bought the switch is a neckbeard!!

They call it the switch 2 because its the 2nd time i switch it out with something else

>>712674476
>The fact that every single Switch 1 game runs better when we were having doubts if there would be backwards compatibility at all is truly a bless.

Some the upgrades are amazing. Link's Awakening now runs flawlessly at 4K / 60fps and they even toned that ugly blur around the border.

10/10 game is now an 11/10 on Switch 2.

>>712674496
Same here.
I haven’t bought the Switch 2 yet since I’m still mostly playing Switch 1 games, and I mainly play in handheld mode anyway.
I can wait a couple of years for the OLED version—probably around the same time a new Fire Emblem game comes out.
No big deal.

>>712673217 (OP)
I'm enjoying my Switch 2 just fine, thanks for asking.

>>712673217 (OP)
Who cares? Just wait a year and emulate it.

I only want one to play switch 1 games, but can't justify it for that. Might as well emulate

>>712673861
>stronger than the Series S
Why do tendies still repeat this big fat lie? Can't they understand the rest of us have access to multiple comparison videos already?

I'm having a blast.

>>712674803
Lol

>>712674803
maybe 5 years

Is local gameshare just a huge waste of time? From what i see you're just seeing the same screen as player one? Might as well play on a TV

>>712673736
>>712673861

https://blogs.nvidia.com/blog/nintendo-switch-2-leveled-up-with-nvidia-ai-powered-dlss-and-4k-gaming/

what architecture satisfies having these functionalities anon?

>>712673217 (OP)
We won, you lost. Simple as that, better luck in 10 more years LOL. Meanwhile we will have a 10 year long celebration and you are not invited :)

>>712674831
So show me the video that has Series S games outperforming Switch 2. We'll wait.

>>712674831
It's pretty much on par with Series S. In some ways Switch 2 pwns Series S and in other ways Series S pwns Switch 2.

But the fact that a tiny little portable system can trade blows with a current gen system is pretty impressive.

>>712674106
Why this nigga dressed like gandalf?

>>712674831
Switch 2 can output 4k60fps.

>>712675042
NOOOOOOO YOU CAN'T USE STREET FIGHTER 6 THAT DOESN'T COUUUNT!!!

Can someone explain why people think owning a console is a personality?

>the Switch will fail and be the last Nintendo's console
>becomes the best selling console ever
>the Switch 2 will do okay but not as good as the first one
>already selling better than any other console by an extremely wide margin
I think the Switch 2 will be the first console to reach 200 millions or something.

>>712675130

>>712675130
snoys have a mental illness

>>712675130
It's all they have

>>712675130
snoys wanted to do it too but since they have no games they made hating Nintendo their personality

>>712673217 (OP)
I seriously don't understand why this would make someone so angry.

>>712675130
It's one guy he's really losing it lately but he really really wants to have console wars for some reason

>>712675130
This is all you have left because you know you lost. After losing the war, start calling them fanatics, but you faggots were (still are) just as bad.
>I'm actually not a snoy, I'm an enlighted centrist who can only see the bad in tendies!!
Yeah.

>>712675130
Poors are coping with the only console they can afford, or they're legit autismos like Chris Chan

>>712673502
I dont think people have realised that the disney and nintendo adult are the logical conclusion of living meaningless adult lives. People aren't just willing to part with money they are desperate to spend it. If you could promise them even a fraction of the sense of meaning or emotional resonance they felt from living in these fictional childhood bubbles they would give you tens of thousands of dollars because they literally have no other reason to live beyond material goods that remind them of better times.

>>712675130
Sony cultivated this mentally.

>>712675130
Because they still can't afford to upgrade from a PS4, and now that the Switch 2 completely mogs even current gen devices despite being an itty bitty tablet, they're having an identity crisis.

>>712675130
It's leftist extremism, they have been going crazy lately.

>>712675003
I just wanted the same console, but a little more powerful — and that’s exactly what I got.
It’s also the best way to play Switch 1 games, so the library is already huge.
Now we just need to wait for more Switch 2 exclusives.

>>712673217 (OP)
>getting the vax makes people seethe
>owning a Tesla makes people seethe
>buying a Switch 2 makes people seethe

>>712675601
Well nobody is graduating to playstation because faggots like him censored the fuck out of everything that made playstation good and promoted dogshit like TLOU2

>>712675702
Okay, but do you actually enjoy any of those products?

>>712675614
>leftist
People with political brianrot need to be euthanized

>>712675601
now the market has graduated from roachstation poor to the CHADitch 2. Funny how that works.

>>712675067
he likes touching young boys

>>712675834
you're seething because people bought a game console
euthanize yourself freak

>>712675834
>leftist can't spell for shit
the right is just of pearl clutching women with beards. They're a rare sight in the industry or they keep their politics out of games

>>712673217 (OP)
Hes a poor third worlder. Thats why hes mad. Its not hard to understand. He wishes he had the extra money to "waste" on this, but he doesnt.

>>712675970
I know a Pajeet isn’t trying to lecture me on my spelling.

>>712676030
It's really that simple. They have fomo, but they can't afford it because they live in a third world country. Point this out and they won't even deny it, they'll just deflect and start rage posting. Hits too close to home, a bonafied trkve.

3.5 million units doesn't sound like a number where they would break even, let alone make a profit
Thank god console gaming is dying

>>712673217 (OP)
You genuinely get this frustrated and angry just because some toy for kids sells well? Man how can someone be that pathetic? Now what? Are you gonna be some retarded school shooter because muh nintendo beats muh playstation?

>>712673217 (OP)
Sonic Frontiers sold 3.5 million units, but when I mention that, I'm told that's not a big number.

>>712673217 (OP)
>Itt: poorfag cope
Based Nintendo.

>>712676243
If you think that's bad, look at what happened with PS5

>>712676362
Lifetime or in the first week?

>joycon drift is still a thing
i fucking cant with this company.

>>712676243
The PS2 sold 100k units in the first 7 months.

Guess how much it sold by the end. Retard

>>712676249
>Are you gonna be some retarded school shooter because muh nintendo beats muh playstation?
Don't give this retard any ideas, he's stupid and gay enough to do it.

>>712676424
3.5 mil is 3.5 mil

>>712673217 (OP)
>every
oh uh
melty time
pizza time finally?

>>712674106
>Wojaks
As expected of these "people"

>>712676395
I would buy a PS5 if it had real exclusives, but it doesn't.
Every exclusive is also being released on PC. Nintendo is the only console with true exclusives.

>>712676557
Nah, he'll just spam how he'll slit tendies throats again

>>712674106
>these are the zoombies telling you what to do with your money

>>712673217 (OP)
kys retard

>>712674671
>1080p
It sucks that screenshots still use the handheld resolution but oh well can't have everything

>>712676395
thats a very Big Black Chart

>>712673410
Gay luigi

>>712674831
I mean some games do look better but series S CPU still should be much better. Games will have to be made for switch 2 if they are CPU bound. I always expected for it to be between PS4 and series S and that's exactly what we got. I'm satisfied.

>>712674476
Honestly the best game that benefits from it the most has to be Ultimate Alliance 3. Still not 60fps but it's still double the original framerate. Also I just found this out a couple minutes ago but Captain Toad added co-op to all levels on Switch 2

>>712675601
>muh graduation
urinalists are unbiased btw.
faggots.

MUH GRAFIX

>>712676508
>>712676362
lul
lmao
segacucks are so insecure.

>>712673217 (OP)
seethe

>>712676395
Yeah, thank god console gaming is dying.
>>712676481
Switch 2 is no PS2, PS2 was a revolutionary console, we're over two decades past that and any technological advancements with hardware is microscopic, and they're still selling underpowered outdated tech. At this point, the only thing selling consoles are the games, Sony is losing its exclusivity war, Xbox is dead in the water and Nintendo will eventually follow suit, there's only so much "innovation" left in the world, Switch 2 is a sign that they're running out of creative juices, they merely rehashed their previous console with better specs and slapped a 2 after it. That's something they've never done before, every console/handheld release they've done in the past was better than the last and the names reflected that, NES, Super NES, N64, Color, Advanced, DS, 3DS, Wii, Wii-U, Switch, and now, Switch... 2? No king reigns forever.

>>712677009
And the Wii U CPU was technically better than the one in the Switch, yet it ran games worse than the Switch.

GPU power is important, Switch 2's tensor cores are important for DLSS of which it has a fuck ton. Switch 2 has a much faster memory speeds than X series S and much faster storage speeds as well. Add all that together and you have a system that's going to have better performance across the board even if the CPU is slightly more limited than what's in the Series S. Series X has the same CPU as well but that doesnt mean Series S can keep up with it. CPU has never been the end all be all

>>712677279
See what I mean?

>>712675614
These guys act like if videogames are politics. Acting like this with politics already is bad enough... We really live in a clown world.

>>712677323
>>Yeah, thank god console gaming is dying.
Switch is on pace to be the best selling console of all time, what are you talking about?

It's only Playstation and Xbox consoles that are dying.

>>712673217 (OP)
Eric lost
Eric got raped
The neighbor's dog left him gaped

>>712673217 (OP)
Cry me a river and vote with your wallet somewhere else faggot

>>712677323
>PS2 was a revolutionary console
by being a dvd player and a shit fest to develop for?

>>712677408
>on pace
if you're this adamant that it's going to be success, why aren't you betting on it? you could make a lot of money this way, since you already seem to know that far into the future, put your money where your mouth is, you're guaranteed to win with how sure you are
>>712677563
Best console for 3D graphics at the time, and even after GameCube came out, there was no competition. I would say it was the golden era of console gaming, but I have my bias for PS1 and NES.

what the fuck is wrong with nintendies

Can someone tell me the point of a console when the games are digital?

>>712678004
>Best console for 3D graphics at the time
>being way weaker than Gamecube and Xbox
lol get off the copium retard

>>712673217 (OP)

>>712677323
>Switch 2 is no ps2
Lol cope. Let's wait till a decade from now to see how your analysis fares. If Timmy wants it, the parents will get it.

>>712673217 (OP)
Suffa Eric, SUFFA.

>>712677360
normies used to keep that behavior to sports.

>>712677360
>These guys act like if videogames are politics.
Just like this board. It's grim everywhere.

>>712677323
>At this point, the only thing selling consoles are the games
How do you write something like this and not facepalm into oblivion

>>712678261
based CHADtendo raping scammers to defend people pirating nintendo games

>>712673217 (OP)
Most of them buyed by streamers and scalpers.
Also, you choose to trust a fag called Wario64.
Nigga u stupid.

>>712678374
fuck Rockman

>>712678613
>still trying the "ITS ALL SCALPERS" cope
YAWN

>>712678198
Then what the fuck happened?

>>712678323
Switch 1 couldn't go beyond PS2, what makes you think a re-release would?
Why aren't you betting on it?

>>712674476
Some games do crash, the portal collection does

>>712678772
Cheapest dvd player on the market.

>>712678772
ps1 with lots of Sony money to kill Sega and Nintendo by letting publisher make game for free

>>712678772
It got dumped into the third world in the 10s of millions and was sold for pennies?
the console that came after it was a flop so people kept buying it instead of the new one?

>>712678772
brown "people" first dvd player

>>712673217 (OP)
buy overpowered ps5 and all 0 games in its entire lifetime instead.

>>712678510
How do you write such inane drivel with no substance?
Sure, consoles are for utter retards who can't tell HDMI and USB apart, that ease of access is what sells it for the shambling masses of protoplasm.
Now someone who actually plays video games, and doesn't consume things just for the optics and the social aspect, what would a console give them that even a middling PC wouldn't tenfold?

>>712679131
>buy overpriced ps5 and all 0 games in its entire lifetime instead.
FTFY

>>712678772
Cheaper than DVD players and it was easier to find a hacked PS2 with a matrix chip than one without in turd world countries.

>>712679131
>overpowered ps5
>cant run game at 60fps

>>712678846
>Switch 1 couldn't go beyond PS2
Why are you talking as if the Switch 1 is discontinued? Still plenty of time to get those few more millions of sale to beat the record.

>>712675130
My personality is owning a brick with a cute jelly wife in it.

>>712673217 (OP)
Did people here actually believe the jewtubers who said this was not going to sell well?
I have an autistic sister and she literally couldnt stop talking about this thing since they announced it. My brother even watched those jewtubers who said not to buy it and after i took my sister out to get one he has been seething ever since and will probably cave soon too.
Even funnier when all the boycotting jewtubers went out and bought one on midnight launched

>>712679323
>Still plenty of time to get those few more millions of sale to beat the record.
there is no way Switch could beat PS2 after they found 50 milion consoles

>>712675668
>It’s also the best way to play Switch 1 games, so the library is already huge.

Gimme the must have S1 games for me & my 9 year old son (I sat out last generation).

>>712679378
bro your wife could be a minecraft texture

>>712678772
>DVDs
>Library
simple as

>>712679323
Ah yes, in your delusions people will flock to buy the "worse" console.

Tell me when Hyrule Warriors Definitive Edition gets the update on it, ya know the one that isn't
breath of the wild side story shit. then I will buy it
>something something "best selling gamez"
>the OG game was buggy and dumb
don't care, didn't ask.

>>712680094
Its fps is uncapped so it's now 60 fps without an update needed. The BotW one is capped at 30 fps so it's now 30fps

>>712673736
There’s no difference, graphics haven’t improved in over a decade.

>>712680170
an FPS uncap is tempting, but with stronger hardware they can also put more enemies on screen anon

>>712680280
Yeah they don't have updates so you're only getting the fps boost.

>I hate evert single one of you
good, you deserve the miserable life you have and I'm glad my mere existence and joy are like pouring salt on your wounds

>>712680380
I might wait for a price drop in a couple years then

>>712677141
>Captain Toad added co-op to all levels on Switch 2
thats so fucking random

>>712680440
Stop spreading the low quality bait edit

i've never seen this amount of vitriol over a console launch, it's because the switch 2 shits all over the industry by showing how Unreal Engine and modern technologies are worthless isn't it?

>>712680094
This but also Pikmin 4.

>>712680647
Literally nobody does this on nintendo’s side lmao. Plus nobody bought a steamdeck.

>>712680684
>pikmin 4 + expansion w/ Challenge mode
FTFY

>>712680647
terrible edit
the switch 2 outsold the deck's 3 years of sales in just a week
over 95% of pc gamers use windows, and only liberals shilled electric cars but now they hate them
vegans are cultists who dedicate their lives to shill unpopular shit and hate on what's normal, so calling people using the overwhelmingly popular choice vegans is retarded

>>712680991
Not even a week. 4 days.

>>712673217 (OP)
>under-powered
Part of growing up is realizing hardware power literally NEVER translates significantly into sales momentum, it's always some other factor. Marketing legwork, launch games, predecessor reputation, it's always something else. That all said, I didn't buy a Switch 2. I see more turnoffs than not aside from hardware power, lol.

>>712680647
jesuschrist v4lv3dr0nes are pathethic

>>712680801
>Literally nobody does this on nintendo’s side lmao
this entire fucking thread, what the fuck are you smoking

>>712673217 (OP)
>under-powered piece of shit
It plays all the poorly-running Switch 1 games at 60fps, with faster load times, and it has a bigger screen. Why WOULDN'T people buy this? You sound retarded.

I don't really care which console does best where, but the knowledge that the guy spamming hate and misinformation threads for the last few weeks is losing his shit. That means the world to me. That guy losing means the board wins.

Is it really wrong to just dislike the switch and Switch 2? What if sales and metacritic don't mean anything to me? Some people will argue "well it makes switch 1 games run better" but if I never liked them in the first place, then what are they offering?

>>712673217 (OP)
Just bought one OP :)

>>712679996
See you in a few years then. Not a single Nintendo handheld in history ever stopped selling immediately after the next gen successor released btw.

>>712681585
Yes, it's perfectly acceptable to not care for those two systems.
Where the line gets blurried though is when you devote every waking hour of each day seething about a console when you could just be happy playing the games you like on platforms that you like.

>>712673502
>>712675576
8 more years of tears

>>712681585
Why would you hate the console itself instead of the library?

>>712673217 (OP)
People yearn for soulful nostalgia satiating games and it's quite clear. Nintendo is one of the only escapes from modern troon propaganda infesting modern AAA games. This is a show of support for Nintendo and a plea to keep making games that anyone can simply enjoy.

>>712681856
The library isn't really appealing either, but the console itself has a ton of problems. For one, it sucks paying 80 bucks for joycons, only for them to drift after a few months. I'm so damn nervous about that to the point where my Switch pro controller is always kept in an airtight container when not in use. Otherwise dust buildup will destroy it (did the same with my DS4). The worse battery life definitely doesn't help.

>Already bored of Mario Kart World
>Hoping like a crack addict that a direct this month will happen with multiple shadow drops just to play my Switch 2 again
Please Mr. Nintendo... release the direct...

>>712680647
>wordowrdowrds
snoys cant meme

>>712673861
lol clown world
dlss and fsr are to run games at lower res to use more resources for the global ai botnet

>>712681805
How does shilling a console 24/7 differ from shitting on a console 24/7?
Both are losers wasting their time on inconsequential things.

>>712682013
>drift after a few months
Come on now. This takes years to happen and they fixed them for free in any first world country.

>>712681929
>Nintendo is one of the only escapes from modern troon propaganda infesting modern AAA games.
does he know?

>You don't understand how absolute darkness the video game industry will become because people bought the Switch 2.

>>712682030
Your Switch 1 backlog?

>>712677358
Yeah, you're a retard like all Sega faggots

>>712682356
I don't have a switch 1 backlog. Steam on the other hand...

>>712673217 (OP)
Feels good knowing that consoles with games like switch 2 and PS2 win while slop like the PS5 have failed

>>712678261
It's funny how the general attitude Nintendo seems to have with its consumerbase is "Buy and play our products but do nothing else. Don't make fangames, don't host public events, don't even draw fanart." They really seem to hate the idea of anyone doing anything outside of just playing the games as is.

It's honestly funny. A good portion of the conflict between fans and Nintendo can basically boil down to Nintendo not letting people actually be fans. So you have this weird situation where the people Nintendo hates the most are those who are most passionate about their products. It's like Nintendo would prefer that everyone like their products, but not TOO much. It's the weirdest shit.

>>712682195
It shouldn't be an issue in the first place, not for that price tag. It wasn't okay when Xbox suffered RROD, regardless of them fixing it for free. They're selling us shoddy hardware while cutting corners. I was promised Hall Effect or better.

>>712682385
Explain.

>>712682456
>Buy and play our products but do nothing else.
I mean this is the healthiest way for an adult to approach video games.
"Wow this was a good game! I'm going to go do something else now!"
instead of
"Wow this was a good game! I'm going to make it my identity and have everything I make be based off this thing someone else made instead of something original to me!"

>>712682409
>makes shitty grift videos about how Nintendo is le ebil and he won't ever buy a Switch 2
>pre-orders one and goes to the fucking midnight launch to pick it up
>tries to pass that off as just randomly going to a store and stumbling upon so many in stock
Deserved to be desu.

>>712682352
Good

>>712682487
>I was promised Hall Effect or better.
By fucking who lol

>>712682576
>comparing console launch sales to the lifetime sales of a game
Retarded niggerfaggot

>>712682581
Yet they weaponize the autism of the latter to defend their business practices.

>>712682581
Yeah bro, Nintendo is totally concerned about their customer's mental well being, totally.

>>712682581
Snoys are retards

>>712682692
No, they do business practices and fags like you sit around arguing with the autists you described while Nintendo just does whatever they were going to do in the first place.
It's not some conspiracy.

>>712682013
>complete dodge of the question into pretending he got stick drift.
Why the fuck do you people lie anonymously, nobodies going to dig up your post history or call you a hypocrite because you tried another console.

>>712673217 (OP)
Doesn't effect me in the slightest, I still have my good ol' steam deck to emulate 90s rpgs on, I wouldn't of been able to introduce my lil sis half the games I liked if I stuck to getting an overpriced console

>>712673217 (OP)
You'll survive

>>712682685
read >>712676508

>>712682848
They do it because they know they're going to get away with it thanks to the diehard fags you said Nintendo was telling to fuck off.

>>712682706
Nintendo isn't doing it out of concern, it just happens to be the most healthy thing.
The fact that this board seethes this hard over these games shows how clinically attached people get, and I think it's a good thing they shut that shit down, even if it's for the wrong reasons.

>>712675130
>people think owning a console is a personality
Source?

>>712682909
Whatever man if you want to keep fighting some holy fight for kiddy games in your head that's fine. But I'm just telling you it's fundamentally not how shit works.

>>712682487
>hall effect
literally no other console manufacturer has default controllers with hall effect, why do people expect and demand nintendo to do this?

>>712682456
If you're a functional adult you would also be horrified at seeing thousands of young men waste their entire lives on shit like smash bros.

>>712675130
Because they people that are upset at me for buying one told me so.

>>712682487
>I was promised Hall Effect or better.
No you weren't.

>>712683106
Because they're making tons of money and are supposed to separate themselves from the rest of the industry?

>>712683084
You're telling me that Nintendo, a profit-driven company, does not look at their market to see what cost-cutting practices they can do or how high they can price their products before consumers won't buy it? They're literally the Apple of gaming.

>>712673217 (OP)
Hell yeah I bought 3!
https://youtu.be/oIiBOauHjpI

>>712683248
>and are supposed to separate themselves from the rest of the industry?
Yes and they've always done this by making games and maybe a toy to go alongside it
They've never done this by making techjeets' dicks hard

>>712673217 (OP)
This is unironically going to go down in history as one of the top two videogame consoles of all time, along with the PS2...
And you're here crying about it selling well and being ""underpowered"" on a fucking basket weaving forum.
Like, come on dude. Grow up.
I actually feel bad for you. You're full of pointless hate and are only hurting yourself.

>>712683331
So it's okay to make subpar hardware that's cheap and makes them money? How does that benefit the customer?

>>712682610
I like how the video game industry is just AAA games which will crash soon. Meanwhile the Switch 2 is an indie game and middleware machine. Is it perfect? No. But it's the best worst video game console I played.

>>712683314
Yes anon EVERY company does it, it's supply and demand not a couple autistic boogeymen. Sounds like you need to wage a war on capitalism first.

>>712683314
That makes Xbox, PS, and Steam the Dell of gaming.

>>712683316
YOUR IS A WORD DUMBASS

>>712683386
>How does that benefit the customer?
Well the normal customer isn't a techjeet so I suppose they just buy it, play it sometimes, and is contented enough that they maybe buy the next one.
And if something does stop working along the way they just send it in to get fixed and move on.

>>712683608
That sounds pretty grim. Meanwhile I have a mouse and keyboard from Walmart that cost maybe 20 bucks together, sees constant abuse and dust buildup, and they haven't failed me yet. Not sure why joycons can't be a higher quality for such a price.

Nintendo won

>>712673217 (OP)
When will you people learn that your average gamer is functionally retarded. You share a hobby with retards. Accept it or find another one.

>>712683752
It must feel rough for these guys to face the realization that the hate campaign failed so miserably. But so many of them are locked into another 6-8 years of being btfo.

>>712674476
I never had doubts.

>>712675668
I wanted that but also the ability to stream to an original Switch to use it like a WiiU tablet, that's actually a function the Switch 2 has, but no games have implemented it.

When do we get the next sales update?

>>712683386
>So it's okay to make subpar hardware that's cheap and makes them money?
In terms of financials, abso-fucking-lutely. Nintendo has never been one to break the bank on their products, and I don't see why you would ever think that they were. They make lodsemone on each unit sold on most of what they sell.

>How does that benefit the customer?
It's cheaper so more people can afford it and are more likely to buy it. Kinda crazy to say that with Switch 2 and somehow here we are.

>>712684097
>It's cheaper so more people can afford it and are more likely to buy it.
That doesn't benefit me though. The more popular a Nintendo game is, the worse it ends up being. Look at Pokemon, which became absolute bottom of the barrel dogshit.

>>712684173
>That doesn't benefit me though.
That's nice. It's a lower barrier of entry that benefits others.

>>712675601
The emergence of a huge number of manchildren with a personality based around corporate nostalgia made this prediction pretty accurate.

>>712682908
Retard

>>712673217 (OP)
Why are terminally online niggas so fucking miserable all of the time? Why do you care so much about this?

>inb4 "I used to be a tendie, the nintendo I loved died with Iwata" meme

>>712684097
PS6 and new Xbox will launch with $600 consoles in 2026/27. The overton window will shift and the talking points will be "of course switch 2 is successful at that price point". Most gamers are utterly fucking retarded when it comes market analysis.

Has Sony tried to make fun video games again? Team Asobi did it.

>>712684451
PS6 will be over a $1000 and that Windows Xbox shit being called a home console will cost well over $1000, more than even the PS6 in 2027. Xbox is dead, PlayStation is dying.

>I hate evert single one of you who bought this under-powered piece of shit. Fuck you, I hope you die.

>>712684940
Meanwhile, indie chads will keep enjoying 10 dollar kino on old PCs since they don't care about graphics. but please, keep wasting more and more money on graphics, sony and microsoft. I'm sure it'll pay off eventually.

>>712684451
>$600
That would be an extraordinary stroke of luck when the goddamn PS5 Pro launched at $700.

>>712673217 (OP)
I'm glad people are buying it as it drives the creation of new mainline marios/zeldas/metroids for me to eventually emulate. i'm actually glad they did a shitty launch without any of these titles so i dont have to experience FOMO while waiting for the emulator. i dont care about mario kart world.

>>712685108
Doesn't count!

>>712685094
It's going to be funny when they fail so hard during 10th gen it's going to push all the way back to the 6th gen permanently. No more hyperrealism, I can't wait.

>>712684481
>Doubling down on live services after Concord and Marathon
Doesn't seem like it

>>712685307
They deserve it for killing a laundry list of good IPs so long that I can't even name them all in one post.

>>712673217 (OP)
I have yet to see a single tendie defend their purchase that isn't either "Muh switch 1 library" or some weird shit about an hypothetical situation were the games will double in value. I've been a Nintendo guy longer than most people on here were born, and only Pokemon games hold any significant value. That's due to the NFT-like nature of gaining certain mons without genning.

>>712673550
You dumb fuck.

It's kinda funny how hardcore nintendo fans defend the battery life by saying that the complainers should get a life and that playing for more than 2 hours straight on handheld is bad.

>>712685431
Selling games is nice, but yeah it doesn't make sense when it comes to a game you plan on keeping. I will be keeping these days until I die, so selling them doesn't factor in.

>>712683879
We're only in week 1 of it too and they are already angry. What's going to happen after a month or even 6 months when there will be more exclusives than the next best console has produced in as many years.
The only thing their hate campaign, as you aptly put it, had going for it was misinformation before the consoles release. Now they can't make up anything because the overwhelming means to disprove it from people who actually have the console.
Anything they've come out with since is showing desperation and tech illiteracy, getting shot down in an instant.

>>712680801
>nobody bought a steamdeck
Exactly, which is why the edit is wrong. I wouldn't even be able to buy one if I wanted to.

>>712685307
>sony dies
>gaming reverts to just PC and nintendo making fun games and microsoft doing its own thing with gamepass on PC
the future looking good

>>712685431
>defend their purchase
For what purpose?

>>712685431
Unless you're desperate for the new mario kart, you've never played BOTW/TOTK, or never got a switch 1 there's literally no point in getting the switch 2 just yet until the DK game comes out.

>>712675601
They wouldn't need to worry about this if they actually made games instead of endless live service slop. Pretty much every gamer without brain damage used to switch from nintendo to playstation or xbox about the age of 13-16. Now you would be crazy to buy anything besides a PC which is just a less shitty version of nintendo, casual gamers have no reason to graduate.

>>712685431
>I have yet to see a single tendie defend their purchase
>I've been a Nintendo guy longer than most
You're an awful liar, absolutely no self-awareness at all.

>>712685968
>NOOOOOO! YOU MUST BE LYING!
I don't get why of all things, you'd use this to own yourself.

I'd say I'm sorry you feel that way, but....eh.

>>712684274
Explain.

>>712686085
What reason would someone ever refer to themselves as a long term fan and at the same time use a word to bash fans of the same company?
I'd question using such childish language at all but you're so brazenly telling lies under an anonymous guise and going straight for the demeaning faux-quote that you may well be an actual child who lacks the previously mentioned self-awareness.

>>712686310
Already did, the Switch 2 broke console launch records while soinic fagtiers is an average selling segay game.

>>712686420
read >>712676508

>>712686476
Broken record, please continue to cry for the next 8 years about Nintendo's domination.

>>712673217 (OP)
Who cares about console power? They're all underpowered and shitty on the technical side, if you want high performance hardware you build yourself a PC.

>>712686603
>my 3.5 is larger than your 3.5 because... IT JUST IS OKAY???

>>712673217 (OP)
Diehards and scalpers buying the massive amount of units nintendo shipped is not indicative of longterm success, all launches are like this, only difference is they're supply constrained. The fact the system is readily available still says more than anything. The holidays will be interesting.

>>712686649
Mario won, soinic lost

>>712686649
Damn, you really are retarded lmao

>>712686707
Who tf is buying from scalpers? This isn't the PS5, it's super easy to get this console.

>>712686707
>all launches are like this
Only since Wii made the idea into a phenomenon. Scalpers have been trying to chase that nearly 2 year long high since.

>>712686726
>>712686772
Nintendo must've got you guys bent and bucked if you forgot how to compare numbers. Fill out this worksheet then report back.

>>712686649
>all they can do to cope is try compare the lifetime sales of random things to 4 days of Switch 2 sales

>>712686921
Tell me, which one is more likely to keep selling any significant amount?

>>712681524
It's funny. The reason some of them gave for using emulators was that it gave switch 1 games better graphics and performance and now these same people say to not buy a switch 2 that does exactly that lol. All this bitching is just because of money, always was. I respect more the fags that say they want to play for free. At least they are honest.

>>712685542
This shit is so ass that the controllers keep detaching itself from the screen, the battery inflates like a balloon if you play for more than two hours straight, and the storage is a joke compared to other consoles.
0/10, Overpriced and no effort, I'm disappointed Nintendo.

There is nothing wrong with wishing people to die for buying the switch 2

>he got so butthurt no one replied to his bait that he replied to himself with more disproven lies

>>712687203
That's a bit extreme for what amounts to entertainment electronics.

>>712686707
>DUH SCALPERS
you lost, deal with it

>>712686707
This is just cope, not every console breaks the record of fastest selling console at launch.
It is absolutely indicative of longterm success.

If the console had a rocky start you wouldn't hear the end of doomposting.

>>712687138
it's such a nothing console right now
I don't give a fuck about the portability
no actual games
the games it does have are too expensive
and there's not enough coming out for the next two years to justify its existence
terrible console

>>712673217 (OP)
>3.5 million retards eating 80 dollar slop.
Just dont buy it or support it & stop rage advertising for it

>>712673217 (OP)
>Drift even on pro controllers
>Paid online and basic functions

Never underestimate how many people just don't know better. Though phones could fix that but only made it worse. Literal sheeps

>>712685094
>Meanwhile, indie chads will keep enjoying 10 dollar kino
But Deltarune is $25 anon.

>>712679378
>Digimon
Based

>>712682409
All he had to do was be honest and say he liked the Switch 2 months ago instead of making grift videos. Then again you can never expect honesty from Youtubers. Youtubers and their fans live in a reality separate from everyone else's.

>>712687237
He's been doing this for weeks now, but now it's gotten worse. He didn't handle those sales numbers so well.

>>712687694
better than sony's drifting controllers and shitty paid online
but directly comparing the two always triggers snoys

>>712687790
To his credit, I don't think I've seen him spam and CP since the numbers released, so hes improved from a week ago

>>712687840
I couldn't care less about the other no games machine. Rent free in your head tranny, you guys have brain damage.
Kys

>>712687237
He recently spent 30+ hours just seething nonstop after the initial sales news dropped. He is actually getting worse and worse the more time goes on and is now pretty trigger happy with giving death threads to people here.

>>712686707
>is not indicative of longterm success,

I've asked this before in multiple threads and I'll ask again. When did the fanbase of Mario, Pokemon, Zelda, Animal Crossing and Metroid suddenly collapse?

For reference the Wii U lifetime sales is 13.5 million units. Pokemon Legends Arceus a spinoff of the main franchise sold 14.8 million units in 2023 and most likely exceeded 15 million by now in 2025.

To make it more relevant, Switch 2 has already achieved 25-26% of Wii U total sales in its first week.

>>712687705
Deltarune is free right now. No DRM and whatnot. Then you buy it on sale when it drops in price.

>>712687984
>When did the fanbase of Mario, Pokemon, Zelda, Animal Crossing and Metroid suddenly collapse?
WiiU? Where are those switch 2 games btw?

>>712687925
He was probably told to cut it.

>>712687961
>instant seething when comparing the only two consoles that matter

>>712673217 (OP)
The only people upset at this are low iq parrots and trannies.

>>712673217 (OP)
>still seething about it
do you really not have anything better to do with your life that you're going to spend possibly years on end seething about people buying a fucking nintendo console? is it this big of a deal for you that you're going to fucking shit your pants over it raging about it while everyone else just humors you with replies like i am? i actually almost feel sorry for you

>>712687694
>literal sheeps
Every fucking time.

>>712688116
>Where are those switch 2 games btw?

Mario Kart World is already out and both Pokemon Legends Z along with Metroid Prime 4 are scheduled for the holidays this year. We will see what's going on with Zelda and Animal Crossing next year.

>>712687138
>the controllers keep detaching itself from the screen
works on my machine
>the battery inflates like a balloon if you play for more than two hours straight
works on my machine
>the storage is a joke compared to other consoles.
only an issue if you're a digital cuck

>>712688250
Shut the fuck up tendie retard kill yourself

problem?

>>712674069
Yep. I'm a PC Fag with so too much nostalgia for the GBC days that I ended up buying a Switch Lite.
30 hours into botw and it simply can't seem to "click" for me. I'm considering selling it all.
I also pre-ordered a Switch 2. It is still sealed and I'm considering returning it.

>>712674542
>>712676706
>>712674106
this doesnt do it justice, he posted videos DAILY until the switch 2 direct, he then posted nothing but switch 2 rage for a week and stopped uploading for two months
he raged so hard he had to take a break lmao

>>712688306

Calm down eric.

>>712688314
nu-zelda is just really fucking bad

>>712673497
purely economic factors

>>712688336
You lost and got raped tendie scum

>>712688382
Ban evading again i see

>>712688306
I'll choose to take that as a no

>>712688382
its pretty good but LTTP/OOT was godlike.
So a step down but still better than 99% of modern games.

>>712688382
It truly is. I LOVED Link's awakening remake, but botw is so fucking dull it hurts.

>>712688306
>>712688382
>>712688457
You are mentally ill.

>>712674803
Unhackable actually. Check the schematics.

>>712687467
ONE GAME I DON'T KNOW WHY
STARTING TO REGRET NOT BUYING PS5
KEEP THAT IN MIND THAT I WAITED IN LINE AT BEST BUY FOR 5 HOURS
(All I know...)
OLED IS A VALUABLE THING
WATCH THE SCREEN FLICKER ON THE LCD
BING AND WAHOO TO THE END OF THE DAY WITH ONE GAME TO PLAY
(It's so unreal...)
85 PRO CONTROL
585 FOR THE WHOLE BUNDLE
THEN ANOTHER 10 FOR A TECH DEMO
I WASTED IT ALL JUST FOR MAR-I-OOOOO
I KEEP MY SWITCH 2 INSIDE, AND EVEN THOUGH I TRY IT'LL STILL FALL APART
OLED BEFORE LCD WILL EVENTUALLY BE A MEMORY OF A TIME
I SHILLED SO HARD FOR MARIO KART
CAUSE IN THE END, IT'S MY ONLY GAME
BING BING WAHOO IS NOTHING NEW
BUT IN THE END, IT'S STILL MY ONLY GAME

>>712688469
I dunno, BOTW/TOTK don't do anything worthy of that kind of praise.

>712688526
This worked a lot better before the sales numbers dropped

>>712688526
This doesn't even match the tempo. Apply yourself eric

Quest 3S is a much better gimmick machine than Switch 2 in all fairness. Can connect ot PC and has reasonably priced games too.

>>712688087
I don't pirate games, especially not from indie devs I actually want to support. It's fair waiting for a sale though.

>He's dumping his folder again
I'm surprised it took this long.

>>712688336
its funny how some retard larping as dumbledore thinks ANYONE is going to listen to his retarded ass
doubly so after the shit about youtubers being paid to doompost about the switch 2 got leaked

>>712673497
Bing bing kart is $80 so they need to harass everyone to not buy the console or the bundle where the game is just $50. If you don't boycott Nintendo you are literally Hitler or something.

>>712688646
He had to call his ISP first

>>712688123
...by who?

>>712688526
You have already chosen your pitiful end.

>>712677323
>they merely rehashed their previous console with better specs and slapped a 2 after it
so just like the snes, n64, gamecube,

>>712688565
its fun as a sandbox but the worldbuilding is all slightly underwhelming. In some sense its almost an imsim so you can have fun in that way if you want.
The original developer clearly understood the Hero's journey while nu-zelda devs are just average jap millenials.

>>712688693

>>712688514
>>712688693
Why are the jannies so impotent when it comes to dealing with these types?

>>712688526
kek, tendie troons seethe at this

>>712688614
snoys can't meme
>>712688526
good to know a 5 year old shitpost song is living rent free in snoys heads

>>712688565
I love open-world rpgs. I grew up on zelda.
In theory, it should be a 10/10 for me, but it is simply not activating my brain's reward systems. It is too empty and repetitive.

>>712688690
The mods. he has mod protection. It's why he has never been permabanned for the CP he posts

>>712688457
nobody gives a fuck gay rick

>>712688116
>Mario
NSMBU was laughable as a launch game. It barely looked different from Wii and it came out close to 2.
3D World, as much as I like it, was no Odyssey or 64 in terms of impact.
>Pokémon
No mainline game on the Wii U
>Zelda
Came out when the console was dead and buried
>Animal Crossing
Lmao.
>Metroid
Literally not a single game on the Wii U unless you count the Nintendo Land minigame I guess.

>>712688565
What do you mean? Don't you like this fire af gameplay cuh?

>>712673217 (OP)
poor

>>712688565
It came at a time when open world exploration was more limited. BotW actually gave you the ability to scale any ledge or mountain in the game. Most open world games still don't allow you to do that. As well as the ability to glide anywhere was a big deal, and you immediately saw all sorts of games copying both the gliding and the climbing mechanics, not to mention the overall aesthetic of BotW which was immediately aped by Genshin Impact and many other games. TotK took it to a different level with even crazier world traversal and the ability to build literally any contraption you can put your mind to which led to all sorts of crazy shit.

>>712688750
hes literally the retarded pet of a mod that is a snoy
its why if you make fun of him too much or post something that exposes the blatant anti-japan racism you risk getting banned while the snoy can post CP and not even catch a 15 minute time out

>>712688526
Should edit this to look and sound like it's coming from a Switch 2 chat (Choppy as fuck)

>>712688690
>>712688770
>>712688123
>>712687925
Why are you replying to yourself you mentally ill retarded schizo troon

>>712673217 (OP)
I wish I was able to buy it but I couldn't and now I missed out for the foreseeable future

>>712688770
>>712688924

But why would they protect someone like that? What do they serve to gain and who could possibly be behind it, and why?

Reminder that Eric has a scat fetish in addition to being a pedo. That's why he uses words like shitch and shitendo, he just can't stop thinking about poop

>>712688565
I strongly dislike their approach to structure and lack of effort in their quests, but I will say that for Zelda they are definitely a step up in terms of environmental interaction. I wouldn't mind these physics and mechanics in a game that actually felt like the devs gave a fuck.

>>712688270
>sheeps
I don't care about correctness in english, is that ur only argument sheep?

>>712688962
>I wish I was able to buy a console with ONE GAME
why

>>712688937
you lost
sony lost

Does he ever actually get new material or is his entire thing to scrape twitter and reddit for random bits of news and clips to post here for years at a time.
Even the memes he poorly repurposes don't work but he's too thick to understand why.

>>712688937
Wrong.

>>712688750
they're not very good at their job considering how a sharty managed to get their site shut down for like a month

>>712688989
Nintendo Derangement makes people do a lot of dumb things

>>712688995
You're thinking of Barry

>>712689016
I have a ton of switch games I can play on it

>>712673217 (OP)
Still not buying one

>>712688830
Again, where are those on switch 2?

>>712688989
>why are snoy cultists deranged psychopaths
they literally think that having a decade long temper tantrum will somehow make people buy playstations

>>712688995
Doesn't surprise me in the slightest. I bet he's just like the diaperfag predator who shit himself on camera the other day.

>>712688901
But there's nothing to do. Climbing a mountain means nothing if it takes no effort to do so. Too many crutches and handholding mechanics trivialize the whole world.

>>712689065
The other 3 are the same person. He has an obsession with CP and accuses other people of posting it with no evidence. His hard drive needs to be checked desu

>>712689054
>expecting OC
>from a schizo
never gonna happen

>>712688937

>>712688962
You missed? Is it out of stock for you?

>>712688901
Don't get me wrong, I think traversing, physics and environment interactions are great and nintendo did some black magic engineering to make both games run in such limited hardware, but sadly that's about what all good things I have to say.
The gameplay was a miss IMO, its extremely boring

>>712675042
Wow they removed the fog and cranked the RGB factor..
wooo

>>712689132
>and handholding mechanics
There's literally not even a single tutorial in the game outside of the great plateau which is open ended as fuck. The fuck are you talking about handholding lol. The game throws you into the world and you figure it out on your own. I wish more games were like BotW and you wake up and just play the game and it doesn't waste your time with needless handholding like every other AAA turd right now.

>>712689158
False. You are mentally ill.

>>712688845
combat was never a core zelda mechanic after LTTP.

>Switch 2 became the fastest selling console ever
>3.5 million units sold in just 4 days
>PS5 emulation is being worked on
>Sony is panicking right now
Imagine being a console war snoy right now

>>712688937
wrong again schizo

>>712689168
I can use inspect element too

>>712688901
Well maybe there was a really good reason not to, like game design for example?
Zelda does the same thing when it needs some actual game structure like dungeons.

>>712689065
>>712689168
>>712689259
Lmfao

>>712689274
And there's the cope.

>>712688989
I believe the leaks proved that some of them think he is, somehow, funny.
I bet those mods would unironically die of laughter if they ever watch an episode of TBBT.

>>712688989
He may be a glownigger, but even if he's not, he's an useful idiot because of his sheer hatred of Japan as a whole. He does this for upwards of 24+ hours straight.

>>712673217 (OP)
Why are you so insecure? Didn't you get to enjoy your timed exlusives on sony console, and only recently stellar blade was released on PC? If this console is underpowered why is it hurting you? Don't you have a PC or PS5 that is "more powered"?

>>712689251
>"we are monitoring our competitors (Switch 2) closely" ~ Sony
Nintendo forever living in the minds of Sony

>>712689009
>>712689132
I agree. Your standard zelda you botws traversal and enc interactions would be MUCH better. That or add more RPG elements and make exploration more rewarding. Korok seeds and shrines don't work.

>>712689251
>PS6 will be $1000 at launch and sony will only increase the price like they've done with PS5
>it will have no games except the 8th re-release of the last of us
>in order to use your PS6 you'll have to pay an extra $100 for a disk drive, and an extra $75 for a sony branded bluetooth receiver for the controller, the controller will also not come with the console

>>712689397
What would be the point of him being a glowie though. Just some sort of bizarre psychological experiment to see how people react to certain stimuli in online forums? Or is he an agent/shill for Sony/microsoft etc? Or is he just a deranged schizo? Imo i think the latter is the most realistic and that he's just extra proficient at ban-evading.

>>712689226
>There's literally not even a single tutorial in the game
-no consequence for dying other than losing a minute or two of playtime. No restrictions on saving make any expedition pointless
-free fast travel, so backtracking anywhere requires no thought
-no limit on how much you can hold, which is stupid because your weapons have a limit, albeit one that's way too generous, and you can carry 3 pages of food, which is also obscene
-no cooldown on using food, and that's even if you need to use it
-free champion abilities that never run out and instead are on small timers
-free shiekah abilities that are, again, on timers and you're never at risk of running out of them
-no sense of urgency, since Ganon will never leave the castle so you can waste all the time

The game just babies you too much.

>>712673404
Probably a thousand or two at most, the rest is probably scalpers

>>712689318
>xhe's still replying to xherself
mentall illness

>>712689505
>free fast travel
as opposed to...paid fast travel?
What the fuck even is this retarded list? Kys retard

>>712689397
China raped Japan
Korea raped Japan
They also raped you
it's over

>>712689475
there is a HUGE push for anti-japan sentiment and shilling of korea and china
notice that the snoy in question will often scream and cry that japan is "worthless" or "should be nuked" or that "every japanese person should be murdered" while shilling korean or chinese mobile games

>>712689562
>mentall
>Double l
lmao

>>712688336
sorry am esl, can you dumb it down, what exactly happened? So he was posting daily some non-switch 2 content before, and then when switch 2 direct hit he started milking the switch 2 doom content or whatever? But why did he rage if he was getting clicks, was it because he was getting challenged in the socials/comment sections?

>>712689562
>mentall

>>712685431
>As a burger having to wonder about the schizophrenic tariffs this thing could spike in price when the initial stock runs out
>Hardware is a significant step up from the first Switch, making games that were patched for it run and look better than they did on Switch 1 as well as allow for higher end games to be available on it without relying on ~Cloud Gaming~
>Games like Pokemon Z-A and MP4 will probably be made to run best on Switch 2, with the Switch 1 versions being less stable
>Gamecube Classics (assuming they add more to the library at a faster rate that "once when the moon turns blue amidst the stars") are something people in general have wanted from the NSO stuff
I've got pretty simple reasons. I'm glad Bravely Default is finally on a platform that isn't 3DS.

>Comfy switch 2 threads already dead after a week
What went wrong?

>>712674327
This is some based stuff here. Pro controller and the controller grip, both are amazing.

>>712689626
You OK buddy? You always have rape on your mind and always talk about raping people.

>>712689473
>PS6 will be $1000
i don't think they'll hit the 1k, they'd be super retarded to
it might be $899, but that extra cost for the disc drive will make it hit 1k

>>712689505
I think having "Defeate Ganon" as a quest and how will do it being completely up to you really good design. More RPGs should be like that.
But yeah, in general the game is way too generous and easy.
>>712689589
Why are you tendies like this? Those are valid criticisms.
Fuck sake you manchildren are pathetic.
Corporations are not your friends.

>>712689589
>as opposed to...paid fast travel?
As opposed to fast travel that you have to invest in and work on. Just reaching a location shouldn't be enough to give you a fast travel point, you should have to do something to justify the work. A monetary investment, spending items, building something so you have something to show. At the least cut down on how many of the FT points you get. You shouldn't need that many, for a game that encourages exploration and finding your own way to travel.

The sheep do not understand that when we criticize a thing, it is not because of jealousy. Far from it. It is because we believe the future can shine much brighter. But these sheep settle for much less. They destroy any hope we have for the sake of immediate gratification.

>>712689475
>extra proficient at ban-evading
I find this hard to believe because every other sign has shown how completely tech illiterate he is.
>fucked up attempting to argue specs
>can't edit images without leaving obvious parts of the thing he's copying over
>begs for someone to make webm's of things he'll exploit and post for the next year
>doesn't know how an emulator works, the work to make one or obtaining roms
There's likely more but these are what i can currently think of

>>712689562
MENTALL

>>712673217 (OP)
Don't worry. Switch 2 will sell even more from now on.

>>712676030
Anon the US is a third world country. Trillionares living in there doesn't make it a first world country, it's still full of homeless people.

>>712689347
When he starts to post pizza or gore here he definitely isn't funny. No idea why not perma ban schizos like that every time they say something.

>>712673217 (OP)
I threw my joycon after getting boned in mario kart and the stick legit snapped right off

Cheap garbage. I used to be able to pummel a controller and use it forever.

>>712673217 (OP)
>muh power
Nintendo games look better than Unreal Engine slop running on an RTX4090

>>712675130
How would you describe your personality, Anon? Do you even have one? Oh, right. It's shartposting on 4chins.

>>712689812
bro you literally just turn airplane mode on and use mobile data. It's the easiest thing on the planet even an ape could do it

flopping any day now. Trust the plan.

>>712689807
The future can't shine brighter when the lights are already turned up all the way.

>>712689626
thanks for instantly proving >>712689630 right

>>712673217 (OP)
It super switch, normigger

>>712689812
You forgot
>Gave out his nudes to the 'ick on 'eck sperg for some shitty ban evasion tools that no longer work

>>712689630
so then how do you know he's not just a dejected chinkcel who does it for free? why would a US glowie be pushing anti-japan sentiment? It would have to be korea/china/somebody else.

>>712689925
If they called it the Super Switch its logo would be SS
that shit would have sold 14.88 million in 4 days

>>712685431
I just wanted to play MKW, why is this so hard for you to understand?

>>712690024
absolutely based if they did it

>>712689704
We should have stayed on 4*2 chan for actual discussion. But nooo everyone came back here, we love our schizos after all!

Is there a reason why this schizo gets away with shitting on japan and nintendo with making 20+ spam threads a day but you call someone a pajeet and some butthurt pajeet janny instantly bans you for 3 days for racism

>>712689669
So he normally does antiwoke content, if you look at his upload history, he does an average of 25~30 videos a month about wokeness.
When Nintendo did their switch 2 direct, he then did five days straight of nothing but switch 2 rage videos before suddenly not uploading for over a month.
When he came back to regular uploads, it was to bitch about people buying switch 2.

>>712680819
Baste

>>712690094
mods and jannnies don't care, that's the reason.

>>712690094
Funny you say, because he actually complained that he got banned for doing that and basically gave a big image showing that he ban evades.
https://arch.b4k.dev/v/thread/712583394/#712644847

>>712690179
But his point is they care enough to give you a warning for racism against Indians but they won't do anything about the schizos turning every board into a shithole

>>712690117
kek

>>712690007
Because Nintendo is Japanese. There's no other deep reason.

>>712690224
exactly, they just care about what they care. nothing more to it.

>>712690265
I think it's more like >>712690212
where the schizo is constantly ban evading and will devote every waking hour to ban evading, which is piss easy to do with mobile data and every schizo has a phone so...it just goes on forever and jannies are powerless to do anything.

What they CAN do is give warnings and bans to the "good" anons that follow the rules, and they wind up taking it on the chin. The schizos get banned but they immediately ban evade and so nothing changes.

>>712678663
do NOT fuck rockman

>>712690094
>Deleted
not really helping your case here Janjan
We're all ears. How about some transparency for once. Tell us why this schizo is allowed to run free. Are you simply unable to deal with him or what? He a friend of yours? We want answers!

>>712689704
>Too busy actually playing it.
Based

>>712690081
You don't get it anon. Over there you actually have to put effort into what you pos,t and being a retard is punished. That's no fun. This place is much better because we can all be tribalists that fling shit at each other 24/7. I don't come here because I want to think, I come here to be contrarian and get some fun out of making someone's day a little bit worse than it was before.

>>712689851
Not saying that its acceptable for the joycon to be fragile, but have you considered being less of a gamer?

>>712690448
conversely this explains why snoys are ALWAYS shitposting and complaining on xitter/reddit etc. They have no games to play! so all their time is on social media taking out their frustrations in a console war that they happen to be losing horribly

>>712690430
Like they would ever do that

>I hate evert single one of you who bought this under-powered piece of shit. Fuck you, I hope you die.

Why is he like this fellas. Is it really that hard to turn off the internet and go for a walk?

>>712690563
Imagine how much more people would like them if they didn't hide in their discords all day and actually explained their actions for once to the people that actually try and effortpost

>>712690364
>jannies are powerless to do anything.
not true, otherwise we'd have a ton of cp and gore spam but those get taken care of immediately and don't come back for a long while.

>>712690578
Where do you think you are anon?

>>712687425
>This is just cope, not every console breaks the record of fastest selling console at launch.
They don't ship 4 million units. They sell out instantly and people have to wait for more.

>>712690578
I don't think he's allowed outside considering how many times he's lost it in the last month alone

>>712688270
>ESL
>hates Nintendo
Like clockwork.

>>712690645
Except there are schizos still spamming those things, here on /v/, yet those posts get ratted out to the authorities. Not every schizo is willing to risk going to jail for shitposting so they don't go ALL IN like you're suggesting. This way the worst they ever get is a temporary ban they can easily evade rather than having the police involved.

>>712673497
As if this thread wasn’t made by a tendie.

>>712690775
Are the tendies in the thread with you now?

>>712673217 (OP)
seething PCTroon

Does the system transfer also work on save data for games that I had on a microsd card? And if not, how do I transfer those saves?

>>712690734
nobody is going to jail for spamming gore, jannies don't like nintendo so they let the schizo run free with a few warnings or a ban every month or so, it's that simple.

>>712690578
If he goes outside he might end up within 200 yards of a school and then the police would get him

>>712690976
Move the card over, I think.

>>712674696
Haters gonna hate.

>>712690704
>Stopped posting pizza despite being trigger-happy with it prior to the shutdown
>Has been posting threats nonstop for a month
Whoever the hell he works with is probably threatening him that way huh.

>>712673550
>tendie has no grasp of how hardware works
yes? some of the 3000 cards were underpowered the day they launched, retard

>>712690976
it'll move all your saves on the switch regardless of where it's stored however if you're doing that online server upload thing it's not going to backup your pokemon/animal crossing saves if you played those you need to have both systems physically present for you to transfer

>>712691050
ONE GAME

>>712690471
You're right but hardware is hardware. What happened to Nintendium?

>>712691050
zoomies gonna zoom

>>712691131
cheaped out to save on production costs

>>712691119
Actually it also applies resolution boosts and HDR patches to a bunch of switch 1 games so that's pretty based

>>712691119
It's backwards compatible, you nerd. And judging by Nintendo's slate of upcoming games, this gen is gonna be another grand slam. Nobody does it like Nintendoes it.

I didnt even preorder. Nintendo deserves credit for fucking over scalpers.

>>712673497
Think about it
They think they are manly for playing CoD where they can release their violent fantasies

>>712691228
>umm akcshually it makes games on my fisher price tablet run the way they were meant to

>>712691117
Cool. It had some pop-up when I tried to open a game that was originally on microsd and it sounded like maybe I needed to do some special transfer for those games and I didn't want to lose my saves

>>712690976
some vids say you should do complete system transfer, but because my old switch didn't have that much save data, I didn't bother with it (because I think it removes the data from og switch if you do "system transfer")

Basically, some games support cloud saving/backups (might require NSO subscription if I remember correctly). So those titles will automatically more or less transfer automatically. Those that don't support it (I have odyssey might've been one, but I know pokemon and zelda were ones that don't have backuping), you have to go "data management -> transfer save data to nearby system" and you select the title that doesn't have backup option (so e.g. you transfer pokemon save data from switch 1 console to a nearby switch 2 console). Screenshots you have to transfer manually also (no cloud backup), I think that while Switch 2 doesn't let you install games or use regular SD for gaming, it lets you access to those screenshots stuff, so you can either directly copy them from regular SD to switch 2 internal, or if you have SD express, you first copy the regular SD screenshots/vids to PC, and then from PC you transfer them to a SD express card that you have formatted with your Switch 2 (so it has the right folder layout) and move the pictures and vids from PC to SD Express, I think.

even with emulators, there is no point to buying a ps5/xbone if you have a PC. Which makes PC + switch the best option, and switch is also a portable unit. So it's the best setup, imo.

i've played this more than my ps5 this year, which is collecting dust till GTA6.

>>712674476
>The fact that every single Switch 1 game runs better
Not really, I've stumbled upon a few games that are missing sounds, have graphical errors and games where brute forcing them to run at 60fps completely breaks them
Only games that were updated run and actually work better on switch 2.

>>712691391
b-but muh steam deck

reminder, install games to the system storage first, if you plug in a card it will use that first. (slightly slower)

>>712691416
>I've stumbled upon a few games that are missing sounds, have graphical errors and games where brute forcing them to run at 60fps completely breaks them
Name them, I only know of Pikmin 3.

>>712674496
I heard FE Three hopes actually runs properly now

>>712691391
But doesn't PS5 have timed exclusives, like the stellar blade and some other games? If you have big oled telly you can just kick back and enjoy those titles, even if it doesn't have as many horserinos as a Jensen certified AI Mining setup does.

>>712691434
rent free

>>712691391
Having a smart phone is pretty much mandatory these days and any cheap smartphone can play anything from the Wii era and back, so portability is also taken care of for those titles.

>>712674671
I don’t think it runs at 4K anon but yeah, playing echoes right now
I think the loading is also a lot quicker

>>712691536
im very, very glad I waited till Stellar Blade was on PC. it's a really good port and is how it should be played.

>>712691536
PS5 emulation is around the corner with it already booting up games

>>712673217 (OP)
Anon. I don't disagree with you but hear me out for a second.
We're at most a decade away from first commercial-grade quantum computers invalidating every single security system in the world from citizen registries to bank accounts.
Israel is singlehandedly starting world war 3 after running out of children to slaughter, all using thrillions worth of world's taxes while people who pay those taxes can barely afford the cost of living while politicians screech "the jewish state" like mindless cumrags.
Medication which has sub-dollar cost of production is being sold for triple digit values.
Bees are almost extinct and with them go entire biomes.
co2 levels are thousands of percent higher than any other point in human history and continue to grow.
Airplanes are falling out of the sky like flies.
And then you get into gaming. Games are about to be $100 as a standard, each with thousands of dollars worth of DLC, you pay for online, you pay extra to play on release date, all digital has removed all sense of ownership and then you think PC doesn't get affected but Windows as the primary PC gaming OS is literally a couple years away from subscription-based model. (By the way they just added a new "feature" that constantly records your desktop and totally doesn't maintain a feed to Microsoft but also it's only possible to turn off for now as MS said it's gonna be mandatory on any "ai-enabled" pc)
But yeah, somehow tendies buying a tendy product is somehow what makes this a clown world.

>>712691119
And 79% of people got it. It's a massive hit but not the only thing available.
The PS3 and now PS5 meme of using that song worked because they had no games YEARS into their lifetime. The Switch 2 is days in and is expected to have ~5 by the end of the year.

>>712691553
>he plays games on his phone
LOL

>>712675601
This is definitely the “mature gamer” mindset
Cunt, just play good games

>>712691645
Stellar blade might be good, but Wilds runs like million times better on PS5 from what I heard. Also even if the port of stellar is good, wouldn't you have been able to enjoy it even on PS5?

>>712691474
>Kingdom Come Deliverance
While it runs at 30fps now, making your character run now causes graphical errors and screen stuttering
>Deadly Premonition
Runs at 60fps now but there's a shit ton of missing sound effects and driving is broken as it's tied to the framerate
>KoF13
Runs well 90% of the time until the graphics glitch out randomly
Those are just a few examples on a few games I randomly tested for a bit, I'm sure there's a ton more games with problems
Either way games run "better" on switch 2 but some are completely broken unfortunately

>>712691434
rent
free
lmao

>>712690775
schizo hours

>>712675042
The Series S is literally weaker than the One X

>>712691689
>Goycattle bought it
ok cool

>>712691553
>playing roms on phone
No thanks

>>712691908
But enough about the PS5

>>712675834
That’s literally what he said

>>712691970
better than playing games on a toddler tablet like the deck

>>712691756
I didnt play it on release cause I wanted to play it on PC (plus PC has mods)

>>712675042
hmmm
>>712688457

>>712678772
Dreamcast as a console was better than PS2. And it had potential to be the best console of the generation. But inept devs put ZERO security in the device. Like it could literally read burned CDs with a tiny edit to the ISO before burning. Piracy completely crippled it before it would even establish itself. If it had proper security it could have easily been topping the charts.

>>712691908
No, that would be people like this who buy expensive things and are disappointed when everyone has one.

>>712692012
So true

>>712685542
I mean it’s literally on par with most current handheld systems

>>712676395
>PS5 did worse than the fucking Wii U
You can't even blame it on stocking issues because the Switch 2 is going through the same thing.

>>712686649
Does a graph need to be drawn to show you the difference?

>>712692012
Why does it occupy your head free of charge like this?

>>712676395
>All consoles selling more or less the same
>Then switch 2 and PS5 eras
That's crazy stuff

>>712692062
For some retarded reason, the texture quality on the series S version is worse than what's on the switch 2. The switch 2 is clearly limited by the CPU for more open games. I knew nintendo should went with 10 or 12 cores and 16-18 gigs of RAM in that system, especially for all the OS features it has. But batteries haven't improved for shit within the past 7 or so years.

>>712689704
Melanin

>>712691280
lol yup

>>712691119
ONE WEEK

>>712691391
Wrong

>>712680094
>Tell me when Hyrule Warriors Definitive Edition gets the update on it
Already did, I've been grinding out the Adventure Mode for the past several weeks and I'll tell you right now: it doesn't just have a better framerate, it actually manages to load in all the enemies so you can do things like capture keeps immediately or complete KO competitions without waiting for the next batch to spawn. If you were waiting to go back and kick the game's ass, now is the time to do so. Tingled Approved.

>>712692070
What a colossal fucking faggot.

>>712692594
Sony lost

>>712691119
I will rape you harder than your father did, Cuckric.

>>712691228
Which games?

>ubisoft zelda
>ubisoft zelda
>ubisoft mario

Is this the list? Wow we could've launched the console with an actual 120FPS metroid prime 4 title , but yeah let's instead keep enjoying last console's Ubisoft titles, despite how poorly Ubisoft is doing (because after all, "this isn't Ubisoft")

>>712675042
hmmmm
>>712688457

>>712685601
>Controller DRM
But there isn't any DRM, you can connect your Pro and Gamecube controllers to PC and they're recognized. Hell somebody already made a webtool (Pro Con 2 Enabler) that has them working in a limited DirectInput state. It's just new hardware, gotta wait for people to figure out how to make the wrappers for it like back in the PS3/PS4 days so you can use it in full.

>>712693265
That's the point, he doesn't even know what a driver is.

>>712676508
By that logic the Wii U was a success because it sold 13 million in it's lifetime. Retard.

>>712673217 (OP)
Nintendo Won
I Won

Fuck Nintendo

>>712693662
We won, anon.

>>712680647
>proving this meme right + adding a wall of text to shill linux
lmao

>>712673497
It's because they have no games

Nintendo lost

Not buying a shittendo shitch

>>712693962
This but tendies

>>712694389
don't worry you don't matter :)

I hope all tendies die in thier sleep

STEP ON YOUR FUCKING THROT

>>712694331
How? Both sony and microsoft are looking to diversify their "gaming experience" to a hybrid format, since both sony and microsoft are going to make their own handhelds. This means there will be ton of developers that will be working with those "power targets" in mind as well, it means more games will be targeted at wide variety of "power levels"/targets, because they want a game to run on both Xbox Series X and their handheld, and also on PS5 PRo and the sony handheld. What this means is Nintendo will reap all the rewards from this because it means all the benefits from this "diversification" will directly transfer to more devs also being able to more easily just port a game on Switch 2, since like Cyberpunk devs they will know how to do it now (they must if they want to port games for xbox and sony handhelds) but they will also be able to reap the rewards from the install base of switch 1/2 users (remains to be seen how long switch 1 remains relevant). Basically everyone: Sony, Xbox and valve steam decks are all making it easier for developers to port games to Switch systems. Nintendo wins because nintendo will get all of the 3rd party ports it deserves, while also retaining its exclusive IP/games (Splatoon, metroid prime, mario)

>>712694461
I am going to have sex with your tight little tendie asshole, faggot

>>712694647
>throt

>>712694461
>the stats show clear as day, that in just 4 days, Switch 2 outdid entirety of deck in 4 years

>>712695061
Cuckric, I will rape you harder than your father did, asshole.

>1 year of valve equals 1 day for nintendo
clearly it puts entire valve time into new perspective