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Anonymous No.712673695 >>712675329 >>712675887 >>712675996 >>712676050 >>712677159 >>712677450 >>712677702 >>712677894 >>712677961 >>712678669 >>712679703 >>712679774 >>712679821 >>712683094 >>712683684 >>712686426 >>712687003 >>712691535 >>712691856 >>712691980 >>712692098 >>712692131 >>712692524 >>712692635 >>712694891 >>712696803 >>712699467 >>712700245 >>712703439 >>712703651 >>712707568 >>712707719
Stick em up!
This is a robbery.
Anonymous No.712673927 >>712703567
Don't shoot!
Anonymous No.712673969 >>712703603 >>712704042
i turn around bend over, spread my asscheeks and shart hard on her face
Anonymous No.712674119
All the shitposters of the game are holding Lily back from superstardom.

She's the cutest.
Anonymous No.712674170 >>712679030
>Lily nude mod behind cuckwall
Anonymous No.712675329
>>712673695 (OP)
SHE'S GOT A GUUUUUN
Anonymous No.712675887
>>712673695 (OP)
she cute
Anonymous No.712675996
>>712673695 (OP)
But this is a *sperm* bank!
Anonymous No.712676050
>>712673695 (OP)
But I have nothing to give you but my love.
Anonymous No.712677159
>>712673695 (OP)
take my seventy dollars and go
Anonymous No.712677339
Oh, you're still spamming the same "meme", discord tranny?
Anonymous No.712677450
>>712673695 (OP)
Cute white girl
Anonymous No.712677659 >>712679083 >>712680505 >>712683048 >>712683143 >>712698515
Anonymous No.712677702
>>712673695 (OP)
*cocks*
Anonymous No.712677894
>>712673695 (OP)
I already bought your crappy boring game. Why would you rob me twice?
Anonymous No.712677961 >>712681307
>>712673695 (OP)
I don't understand this puzzle about turning Xion clockwise, help.
Anonymous No.712678669
>>712673695 (OP)
Are there any new outfits for Lily in the PC update or Nikke DLC?
Anonymous No.712679030
>>712674170
Anonymous No.712679083 >>712680505 >>712683143 >>712698515 >>712702756
>>712677659
Anonymous No.712679703 >>712679774 >>712691335 >>712702741
>>712673695 (OP)
Anonymous No.712679774
>>712679703
>>712673695 (OP)
Post our beautiful and perfect protagonist instead, please.
Anonymous No.712679821
>>712673695 (OP)
There's a condom in my wallet, you know.
Anonymous No.712680505
>>712677659

>>712679083
freckles
Anonymous No.712681307 >>712682331 >>712682918 >>712683076
>>712677961
There are terminals around Xion on the walls. You have to activate all six of them and then enter the symbols clockwise starting at 12.
Anonymous No.712682331 >>712682621 >>712683076
>>712681307
I did, the code isn't working
Anonymous No.712682621 >>712683076
>>712682331
Are you sure you got all six? The password should be 0uKaEy.
Anonymous No.712682918 >>712683076 >>712684650
>>712681307
Make sure it is actually clockwise. Going by the Y axis.
Anonymous No.712683048
>>712677659
I want to undo that zip and kiss all over her tummy
Anonymous No.712683076
>>712681307
>>712682331
>>712682621
>>712682918
The instructions about the order to input them suck. I remember being stuck on this quest forever. I think I just ended up googling it.
Anonymous No.712683094
>>712673695 (OP)
I find literally zero attraction in Lily, and I'm into little girls.
She looks half like a little boy. I think you are all faggots.
Anonymous No.712683143
>>712677659
>>712679083
tube top when?
Anonymous No.712683261 >>712683356
Im replaying the game and dont remember if I needed 100% Lily affinity to reach Eidos 9 or if 95% was enough
Anonymous No.712683323 >>712683570
https://x.com/StellarBlade/status/1933975236443242856
Anonymous No.712683356 >>712683575
>>712683261
You need 100%, but it's pretty easy to get as long as you do at least some of the side quests.
Anonymous No.712683570
>>712683323
damn I think I'd like that. I think they reused that kick animation for Raven
Anonymous No.712683575 >>712683694
>>712683356
Well, I did most on NG+ and Im still at 95%
I almost went to the Spire before I remembered about Lily's level
Anonymous No.712683684
>>712673695 (OP)
It's up alright
Anonymous No.712683694
>>712683575
Try getting more cans. Lily likes stocking your vending machine.
Anonymous No.712683943 >>712684373 >>712684924 >>712703229 >>712707683
https://x.com/ShiftUpWorld/status/1933773707815567647
Anonymous No.712684015 >>712684323 >>712684373 >>712684635 >>712684924 >>712703229
Anonymous No.712684310
I can't dodging down
Scarlet's forcing me to actually engage with that mechanic and this game's dodging is utter trash. The timings are just broken.
Anonymous No.712684323
>>712684015
Yeah that's good, fuck patreon faggots
Anonymous No.712684373
>>712683943
>>712684015
The salt from the usual suspects is insane. All this morale grandstanding, yet they won't apply the same pressure on the publishers that have tons of porn based on the 3D models from their games.
Anonymous No.712684635
>>712684015
this is too based. expect a death from "sudden illness"
Anonymous No.712684650
>>712682918
ohhhhh
Anonymous No.712684924
>>712683943
>>712684015
Fair
Anonymous No.712685037
The funniest thing is that supposed coomer game that gets smeared by journalists and other faggots has literally zero sex in it. Meanwhile all of their favorite games are full of disgusting sex scenes where men get shit on their cocks and ugly butch dykes lick each others hairy cunts.
Anonymous No.712685697 >>712686339
>Playstation buttons as a jumping puzzle
Cute
Anonymous No.712686339
>>712685697
Yeah I noticed that. At first I didnt know what it meant about a sequence then I noticed the symbols. Sony you sneaky bastards.
Anonymous No.712686426
>>712673695 (OP)
Mating press.
Anonymous No.712687003 >>712687592
>>712673695 (OP)
Me? Gongaga.
Anonymous No.712687298
>you have to actually perfect parry the majority of Scarlet's phase transition instead of just avoiding damage
Bullshit. An insta death mechanic is already gay as is.
Anonymous No.712687592 >>712688863
>>712687003
Is Zack an African actually ?
Anonymous No.712688863
>>712687592
No he's from Gongaga
Anonymous No.712689667
>drunk cameo whore is dead
I FUCKING GOT YOU BITCH!
GOT BACK TO NIKKE AND WHORING YOURSELF TO THE COMMANDER!
Anonymous No.712689860 >>712689919 >>712689968
In a game full of Eve's bare ass I find myself coming back to the humble pantyshots.
Anonymous No.712689919
>>712689860
All the nude mods can't compare to getting the glimpse of the forbidden.
Anonymous No.712689968 >>712690498
>>712689860
A man of taste. The Black Full Dress is best.
Anonymous No.712690498 >>712691895
>>712689968
Anonymous No.712691335
>>712679703
She takes me back to Code Lyoko.
Anonymous No.712691535 >>712691675
>>712673695 (OP)
>Pulls down pants
Oops, I thought you were the other poster.
Anonymous No.712691675
>>712691535
She's not after your money, anon.
Anonymous No.712691686 >>712691934 >>712702487 >>712702618
Lily looks like a boy.
Anonymous No.712691856
>>712673695 (OP)
is she stealing fat cocks?
Anonymous No.712691895
>>712690498
Oh that dress is nice, can't wait to find it
Anonymous No.712691934
>>712691686
Not with those hips
Anonymous No.712691980 >>712692802
>>712673695 (OP)
Anonymous No.712692098
>>712673695 (OP)
Stupid cunny! Lift up your ass!
Anonymous No.712692131 >>712692349 >>712692428
>>712673695 (OP)
>Anon did you know that human sperms are super rare and expensive post-apoc?
Anonymous No.712692349 >>712692506
>>712692131
Lily believes she's a human though
And because she's human, more humans aren't produced by sperm but by mother sphere
So this line is incredibly out of character
Anonymous No.712692428
>>712692131
Even in the post apocalypse, the sperm of someone that posts on /v/ is worthless
Anonymous No.712692506 >>712692765
>>712692349
In a sense she is still correct because current humans are cyborgs. I really doubt they still have their peepees. She probably doesnt know what a sperm is and would just confuse it for exospine fluid or something.
Anonymous No.712692524
>>712673695 (OP)
>Freeze! Put your fat cocks where I can see them!
Anonymous No.712692635
>>712673695 (OP)
lily is mai waifu
Anonymous No.712692765 >>712696651
>>712692506
Indeed, EVE recalls being born and it was in a tube, which is why she doesn't like getting wet, it reminds her of it
Anonymous No.712692802
>>712691980
Super cute
Anonymous No.712694720 >>712694838 >>712696430
Is Steller Blade actually food?
Or is it just softcore porn?
Anonymous No.712694838 >>712695026
>>712694720
are you a tranny or are you only gender dysphoric hmmmm
Anonymous No.712694842 >>712695106 >>712696034 >>712696879
Hey /v/ I suck at Stellar Blade combat how do I get good??
Anonymous No.712694891
>>712673695 (OP)
n-no... I'm retaining...
Anonymous No.712695026 >>712696561
>>712694838
If I wanted to watch porn, I'd just do it.
I play games for good game play.
Anonymous No.712695106
>>712694842
Press LB
Anonymous No.712695662 >>712702618 >>712710257
Anonymous No.712696034
>>712694842
be more aggressive
use your beta skills
you don't want to just wait around for the enemy to attack
Anonymous No.712696430
>>712694720
Food?
Anonymous No.712696561 >>712701407
>>712695026
do you bots just say the same thing over and over
Anonymous No.712696651 >>712697426
>>712692765
That's my favourite exchange in the whole game. Up until that point Eve is super serious and overly respectful to everyone to the point that she rarely complains, then she gets to the water level and starts acting like a pouting teenager.
Anonymous No.712696803 >>712696818
>>712673695 (OP)
Is it actually a good game or just another pretty face
Anonymous No.712696818
>>712696803
Yeah it's great
Anonymous No.712696879
>>712694842
Be patient and don't get greedy or panic. Don't mash
Anonymous No.712697426
>>712696651
It's the little things. Game doesn't do a lot with her but it's still there.
Like the weird obsession with the soda cans, or how she kicks shit that doesn't work.
Anonymous No.712697743
Anonymous No.712698515
>>712677659
>>712679083
>this is the cutesy tomboy sidekick in SB
Meanwhile in the West
Anonymous No.712699421
Those damn sneaky gooks
I figured out why I couldn't get the code for Nikke from the game. I had consent to sharing data so they know I played 2 hours
Little shits.
Anonymous No.712699467 >>712700430 >>712700568
>>712673695 (OP)
No way!
Anonymous No.712700104 >>712700370
>Completely fumble the Tachy fight first time
>Beat her easy peasy on the boss challenge
I guess it's the tension of fighting a new boss for the first time plusy my pc stuttering for some reason.
Also, the boss challenge mode is neat. More games should allow you to fight bosses again without having to beat the entire game.
Anonymous No.712700245
>>712673695 (OP)
White girl androids don't rob cute blonde white boys
Anonymous No.712700370
>>712700104
Can you do this one again but without the text and icon.
Anonymous No.712700430
>>712699467
I now have an urge to play RE2 on my PS3.
Anonymous No.712700480
lily is so fucking cute holy shit
Anonymous No.712700568 >>712700952
>>712699467
Hold your fire, I'm a human!
Anonymous No.712700952
>>712700568
Prove it!
Anonymous No.712701031 >>712701051 >>712701091 >>712701117 >>712701201 >>712701214
bang bang
Anonymous No.712701051
>>712701031
my wife is not this lewd
Anonymous No.712701091 >>712704750
>>712701031
Lily mod when
Anonymous No.712701117
>>712701031
Now we're talkin. I've been waiting for this.
Anonymous No.712701201
>>712701031
Anonymous No.712701214 >>712701258
>>712701031
There should be a name for that distinct deepening of the ass near the anus. Sure it could be just called the area around the asshole, but it just needs that elegant highly specific name for it.
Anonymous No.712701258
>>712701214
it's called a shadow
Anonymous No.712701407 >>712701724
>>712696561
Do you think name calling means you "win" anytime anyone says anything you dislike?
Anonymous No.712701724 >>712702560
>>712701407
If this is a game to you then you already lost, you started out with a genuine question but someone assumed you were a bot. Then you immediately turned to insults yourself proving you were being disingenuous with your original post with your next one implying the game is actually porn and the game doesn't have good game play

It's fair and reasonable for anyone to see this weak attempt at attention seeking and call out to it in their own way, an example being calling you a bot regardless if you are one or not because the intent was to make you mad just as was your original intent. Point being you tried to bait, took someone else's bait and lost a "game" you think someone can "win"

This is the part when you learn where you went wrong and work on how to shitpost better next time, preferably in another games thread because you'll just get called a bot then get upset over it again
Anonymous No.712702194 >>712702259 >>712702412 >>712703042
Anonymous No.712702259
>>712702194
Wow, it must get pretty hot and sweaty in that mech suit. I think lily should dress down a bit, y'know, so she doesn't overheat or anything haha.
Anonymous No.712702412 >>712702649
>>712702194
Why does this look weirdly sexual?
Anonymous No.712702487
>>712691686
The impregnable kind.
The kind that make me a gigantic faggot, frankly.
Anonymous No.712702560
>>712701724
lol your a joke kid. Its a fun game, go dilate and cry about it more
Anonymous No.712702618
>>712691686
>>712695662
Best sidekick design of all fucking time.
Anonymous No.712702649
>>712702412
because you're a robot fucker.
Anonymous No.712702741
>>712679703
Built for hair ruffling headpats
Anonymous No.712702756
>>712679083
>lower back freckles
>leotard
fuck dude
FUCK
Anonymous No.712702908 >>712707180 >>712712091
The cutest girl and is also incredibly /fa/. Lily should start a clothing line in Xion.
Anonymous No.712702921
Anonymous No.712703042
>>712702194
>me getting into my gamer chair
Anonymous No.712703060
Anonymous No.712703067 >>712703126
im kind early in the game(first solar tower in wasteland) but i keep seeing videos of people having button prompts on when to dodge and shit but i dont seem to have those?
is that like an upgrade later?
Anonymous No.712703126 >>712703179
>>712703067
Sounds like Story Mode. You get on-screen button prompts and the actions slows down so it's easier to dodge and stuff.
Anonymous No.712703179
>>712703126
ah interesting so im just seeing a bunch of fuckin casuals ruining it because it just made the game seem like a qte fest
Anonymous No.712703229
>>712684015
>>712683943
It's such a bizarre time in history where rational sanity like this is seen as unusual and strange because of its rarity.
Bravo, Mr. Hyung-tae.
Anonymous No.712703250
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH I NEED A TOMBOY GF
Anonymous No.712703439
>>712673695 (OP)
>Stick em up!
>This is a robbery.
A BWC robbery to be specific.
Anonymous No.712703567
>>712673927
Anonymous No.712703603
>>712673969
Anonymous No.712703651 >>712704807
>>712673695 (OP)
It's up.
Anonymous No.712703778 >>712704918
I want Bayonetta outfit mods for this.
Anonymous No.712704042 >>712704184
>>712673969
Anonymous No.712704086
Anonymous No.712704184 >>712704235
>>712704042
Anonymous No.712704235
>>712704184
Anonymous No.712704261
Anonymous No.712704304
>>71270418
Anonymous No.712704750
>>712701091
Anonymous No.712704807
>>712703651
Anonymous No.712704918 >>712704958
>>712703778
stellar blade
Anonymous No.712704958 >>712705009
>>712704918
stellar blade
Anonymous No.712705009 >>712705048
>>712704958
stellar blade
Anonymous No.712705048
>>712705009
stellar blade
Anonymous No.712705129 >>712705446
Lily!
god i love smol females so much its unreal
fuck off jannies. for no reason in particular.
Anonymous No.712705205
>>71270500
stellar blade
Anonymous No.712705341 >>712705498
>having a good time
>get to the town of padding
Its my own fault for insisting on doing everything on the board but damn.
Anonymous No.712705446
>>712705129
stellar blade
Anonymous No.712705498 >>712705553
>>712705341
stellar blade
Anonymous No.712705553 >>712705597
>>712705498
stellar blade
Anonymous No.712705597 >>712705657
>>712705553
stellar blade
Anonymous No.712705657
>>712705597
Anonymous No.712707180
>>712702908
wtf I like women now
Anonymous No.712707515 >>712707632
Apparently the Lily nude mod has leaked.
Anyone got a link?
Anonymous No.712707568
>>712673695 (OP)
Save me Officer Fatcocks!
Anonymous No.712707632 >>712707675
>>712707515
Why's everyone so coy about it, is she underaged or something
Anonymous No.712707675
>>712707632
It's pixels in a video game, underage doesn't exist.
Anonymous No.712707683 >>712712390
>>712683943
holy fuckin based
Anonymous No.712707719
>>712673695 (OP)
Anonymous No.712710257
>>712695662
Lily when a random girl on the street refuses to suck her cock
Anonymous No.712712091
>>712702908
I don't want a nude mod, I want a mod that gives her braces but if that's intercompatible with a nude mod I won't complain
Anonymous No.712712390
>>712707683
To be honest back then they didn't yet think they could get away with exploiting players financially to that extent.