Stick em up!
This is a robbery.

Don't shoot!

i turn around bend over, spread my asscheeks and shart hard on her face

All the shitposters of the game are holding Lily back from superstardom.

She's the cutest.

>Lily nude mod behind cuckwall

>>712673695 (OP)
SHE'S GOT A GUUUUUN

>>712673695 (OP)
she cute

>>712673695 (OP)
But this is a *sperm* bank!

>>712673695 (OP)
But I have nothing to give you but my love.

>>712673695 (OP)
take my seventy dollars and go

Oh, you're still spamming the same "meme", discord tranny?

>>712673695 (OP)
Cute white girl

>>712673695 (OP)
*cocks*

>>712673695 (OP)
I already bought your crappy boring game. Why would you rob me twice?

>>712673695 (OP)
I don't understand this puzzle about turning Xion clockwise, help.

>>712673695 (OP)
Are there any new outfits for Lily in the PC update or Nikke DLC?

>>712674170

>>712677659

>>712673695 (OP)

>>712679703
>>712673695 (OP)
Post our beautiful and perfect protagonist instead, please.

>>712673695 (OP)
There's a condom in my wallet, you know.

>>712677659

>>712679083
freckles

>>712677961
There are terminals around Xion on the walls. You have to activate all six of them and then enter the symbols clockwise starting at 12.

>>712681307
I did, the code isn't working

>>712682331
Are you sure you got all six? The password should be 0uKaEy.

>>712681307
Make sure it is actually clockwise. Going by the Y axis.

>>712677659
I want to undo that zip and kiss all over her tummy

>>712681307
>>712682331
>>712682621
>>712682918
The instructions about the order to input them suck. I remember being stuck on this quest forever. I think I just ended up googling it.

>>712673695 (OP)
I find literally zero attraction in Lily, and I'm into little girls.
She looks half like a little boy. I think you are all faggots.

>>712677659
>>712679083
tube top when?

Im replaying the game and dont remember if I needed 100% Lily affinity to reach Eidos 9 or if 95% was enough

https://x.com/StellarBlade/status/1933975236443242856

>>712683261
You need 100%, but it's pretty easy to get as long as you do at least some of the side quests.

>>712683323
damn I think I'd like that. I think they reused that kick animation for Raven

>>712683356
Well, I did most on NG+ and Im still at 95%
I almost went to the Spire before I remembered about Lily's level

>>712673695 (OP)
It's up alright

>>712683575
Try getting more cans. Lily likes stocking your vending machine.

https://x.com/ShiftUpWorld/status/1933773707815567647

I can't dodging down
Scarlet's forcing me to actually engage with that mechanic and this game's dodging is utter trash. The timings are just broken.

>>712684015
Yeah that's good, fuck patreon faggots

>>712683943
>>712684015
The salt from the usual suspects is insane. All this morale grandstanding, yet they won't apply the same pressure on the publishers that have tons of porn based on the 3D models from their games.

>>712684015
this is too based. expect a death from "sudden illness"

>>712682918
ohhhhh

>>712683943
>>712684015
Fair

The funniest thing is that supposed coomer game that gets smeared by journalists and other faggots has literally zero sex in it. Meanwhile all of their favorite games are full of disgusting sex scenes where men get shit on their cocks and ugly butch dykes lick each others hairy cunts.

>Playstation buttons as a jumping puzzle
Cute

>>712685697
Yeah I noticed that. At first I didnt know what it meant about a sequence then I noticed the symbols. Sony you sneaky bastards.

>>712673695 (OP)
Mating press.

>>712673695 (OP)
Me? Gongaga.

>you have to actually perfect parry the majority of Scarlet's phase transition instead of just avoiding damage
Bullshit. An insta death mechanic is already gay as is.

>>712687003
Is Zack an African actually ?

>>712687592
No he's from Gongaga

>drunk cameo whore is dead
I FUCKING GOT YOU BITCH!
GOT BACK TO NIKKE AND WHORING YOURSELF TO THE COMMANDER!

In a game full of Eve's bare ass I find myself coming back to the humble pantyshots.

>>712689860
All the nude mods can't compare to getting the glimpse of the forbidden.

>>712689860
A man of taste. The Black Full Dress is best.

>>712689968

>>712679703
She takes me back to Code Lyoko.

>>712673695 (OP)
>Pulls down pants
Oops, I thought you were the other poster.

>>712691535
She's not after your money, anon.

Lily looks like a boy.

>>712673695 (OP)
is she stealing fat cocks?

>>712690498
Oh that dress is nice, can't wait to find it

>>712691686
Not with those hips

>>712673695 (OP)

>>712673695 (OP)
Stupid cunny! Lift up your ass!

>>712673695 (OP)
>Anon did you know that human sperms are super rare and expensive post-apoc?

>>712692131
Lily believes she's a human though
And because she's human, more humans aren't produced by sperm but by mother sphere
So this line is incredibly out of character

>>712692131
Even in the post apocalypse, the sperm of someone that posts on /v/ is worthless

>>712692349
In a sense she is still correct because current humans are cyborgs. I really doubt they still have their peepees. She probably doesnt know what a sperm is and would just confuse it for exospine fluid or something.

>>712673695 (OP)
>Freeze! Put your fat cocks where I can see them!

>>712673695 (OP)
lily is mai waifu

>>712692506
Indeed, EVE recalls being born and it was in a tube, which is why she doesn't like getting wet, it reminds her of it

>>712691980
Super cute

Is Steller Blade actually food?
Or is it just softcore porn?

>>712694720
are you a tranny or are you only gender dysphoric hmmmm

Hey /v/ I suck at Stellar Blade combat how do I get good??

>>712673695 (OP)
n-no... I'm retaining...

>>712694838
If I wanted to watch porn, I'd just do it.
I play games for good game play.

>>712694842
Press LB

>>712694842
be more aggressive
use your beta skills
you don't want to just wait around for the enemy to attack

>>712694720
Food?

>>712695026
do you bots just say the same thing over and over

>>712692765
That's my favourite exchange in the whole game. Up until that point Eve is super serious and overly respectful to everyone to the point that she rarely complains, then she gets to the water level and starts acting like a pouting teenager.

>>712673695 (OP)
Is it actually a good game or just another pretty face

>>712696803
Yeah it's great

>>712694842
Be patient and don't get greedy or panic. Don't mash

>>712696651
It's the little things. Game doesn't do a lot with her but it's still there.
Like the weird obsession with the soda cans, or how she kicks shit that doesn't work.

>>712677659
>>712679083
>this is the cutesy tomboy sidekick in SB
Meanwhile in the West

Those damn sneaky gooks
I figured out why I couldn't get the code for Nikke from the game. I had consent to sharing data so they know I played 2 hours
Little shits.

>>712673695 (OP)
No way!

>Completely fumble the Tachy fight first time
>Beat her easy peasy on the boss challenge
I guess it's the tension of fighting a new boss for the first time plusy my pc stuttering for some reason.
Also, the boss challenge mode is neat. More games should allow you to fight bosses again without having to beat the entire game.

>>712673695 (OP)
White girl androids don't rob cute blonde white boys

>>712700104
Can you do this one again but without the text and icon.

>>712699467
I now have an urge to play RE2 on my PS3.

lily is so fucking cute holy shit

>>712699467
Hold your fire, I'm a human!

>>712700568
Prove it!

bang bang

>>712701031
my wife is not this lewd

>>712701031
Lily mod when

>>712701031
Now we're talkin. I've been waiting for this.

>>712701031

>>712701031
There should be a name for that distinct deepening of the ass near the anus. Sure it could be just called the area around the asshole, but it just needs that elegant highly specific name for it.

>>712701214
it's called a shadow

>>712696561
Do you think name calling means you "win" anytime anyone says anything you dislike?

>>712701407
If this is a game to you then you already lost, you started out with a genuine question but someone assumed you were a bot. Then you immediately turned to insults yourself proving you were being disingenuous with your original post with your next one implying the game is actually porn and the game doesn't have good game play

It's fair and reasonable for anyone to see this weak attempt at attention seeking and call out to it in their own way, an example being calling you a bot regardless if you are one or not because the intent was to make you mad just as was your original intent. Point being you tried to bait, took someone else's bait and lost a "game" you think someone can "win"

This is the part when you learn where you went wrong and work on how to shitpost better next time, preferably in another games thread because you'll just get called a bot then get upset over it again

>>712702194
Wow, it must get pretty hot and sweaty in that mech suit. I think lily should dress down a bit, y'know, so she doesn't overheat or anything haha.

>>712702194
Why does this look weirdly sexual?

>>712691686
The impregnable kind.
The kind that make me a gigantic faggot, frankly.

>>712701724
lol your a joke kid. Its a fun game, go dilate and cry about it more

>>712691686
>>712695662
Best sidekick design of all fucking time.

>>712702412
because you're a robot fucker.

>>712679703
Built for hair ruffling headpats

>>712679083
>lower back freckles
>leotard
fuck dude
FUCK

The cutest girl and is also incredibly /fa/. Lily should start a clothing line in Xion.

>>712702194
>me getting into my gamer chair

im kind early in the game(first solar tower in wasteland) but i keep seeing videos of people having button prompts on when to dodge and shit but i dont seem to have those?
is that like an upgrade later?

>>712703067
Sounds like Story Mode. You get on-screen button prompts and the actions slows down so it's easier to dodge and stuff.

>>712703126
ah interesting so im just seeing a bunch of fuckin casuals ruining it because it just made the game seem like a qte fest

>>712684015
>>712683943
It's such a bizarre time in history where rational sanity like this is seen as unusual and strange because of its rarity.
Bravo, Mr. Hyung-tae.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH I NEED A TOMBOY GF

>>712673695 (OP)
>Stick em up!
>This is a robbery.
A BWC robbery to be specific.

>>712673927

>>712673969

>>712673695 (OP)
It's up.

I want Bayonetta outfit mods for this.

>>712673969

>>712704042

>>712704184

>>71270418

>>712701091

>>712703651

>>712703778
stellar blade

>>712704918
stellar blade

>>712704958
stellar blade

>>712705009
stellar blade

Lily!
god i love smol females so much its unreal
fuck off jannies. for no reason in particular.

>>71270500
stellar blade

>having a good time
>get to the town of padding
Its my own fault for insisting on doing everything on the board but damn.

>>712705129
stellar blade

>>712705341
stellar blade

>>712705498
stellar blade

>>712705553
stellar blade

>>712705597

>>712702908
wtf I like women now

Apparently the Lily nude mod has leaked.
Anyone got a link?

>>712673695 (OP)
Save me Officer Fatcocks!

>>712707515
Why's everyone so coy about it, is she underaged or something

>>712707632
It's pixels in a video game, underage doesn't exist.

>>712683943
holy fuckin based

>>712673695 (OP)

>>712695662
Lily when a random girl on the street refuses to suck her cock

>>712702908
I don't want a nude mod, I want a mod that gives her braces but if that's intercompatible with a nude mod I won't complain

>>712707683
To be honest back then they didn't yet think they could get away with exploiting players financially to that extent.