Thread 712682136

Lara Croft never did that.

>>712682572
jesus I didn't even realize they got rid of the backflip for the remakes

>>712682697
You can't have fun and realism

>>712682697
The only good thing about Nu-Laura are the death animations desu.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iyVHV7ct4gU

>>712682697
You mean the more realistic Lara Croft doesn't jump twice the height of an adult human and do a perfect backflip?

>>712682920
Yes, because the more realistic Lara is shit just like her games.

>>712682920
kek heres the fembrained failed normalnigger

>>712682697
aktually Anniversary is the only remake there and it has the backflip.

Can we talk about how the original Tomb Raider boxes were made womb-shaped to denigrate women? (opening the box was a symbolic violation)

>>712682572
>arms always up making an impossible rotation
i didn't need to see this

>>712682136 (OP)
It's hard to take parkour seriously at all. Almost every other form of exercise has some sort of intrinsic value. Parkour is literally worthless in every single real world scenario

>>712682572
Angel of Darkness is the best one of those

>>712682920
>more realistic Lara Croft
Why isn't she getting knocked out and raped at the start of every game :(

>>712682832
these death scenes were only in the first game

>>712685561
Wat. Why'd they get rid of them?

>>712684979
if it helps stay healthy and athetic, who cares?
let people do whatever they want, as long as you're not hurting anybody

>>712682136 (OP)
Good for her. I wish I was able to enjoy being an athlete.

>>712685591
I don't know. But from what I remember, death scenes weren't as explicit as they were in the first game and I played all 3 games

>>712685426
Because of the 2nd amendment

>>712685657
>as long as you're not hurting anybody
People emulate parcoureurs and hurt themselves. Ergo, parcoureurs hurt people.

>>712685838
>People emulate parcoureurs and hurt themselves
you're bound to get hurt doing any kind of physical activity, anon
you can brake bones playing football and basketball, either by consequence of another player or doing a bad move
same with lifting weights

>>712685982
>It's ok for this particular group of people having 41% fatal rate
>It's totally "normal"

>>712686048
>41% fatal rate
trannies do parkour?

>>712686165
rope jump

>>712686598
you little shit

>>712686903
i got a better one

jumping jACK-

>>712686982
that's a killer joke, mate