Thread 712682410

>nexus
>crucible
>citadel
>celestial
>druid
Why do they keep using these obviously made up words like they're supposed to mean anything to us?

esl moment

Metroidvania
I hate it so much.

>paladin
Obviously not real. You mean a knight with yellow magic
>dragoon
Yeah good job spelling dragon, idiot
>alchemist
clearly just spanish for "the chemist"

>>712682410 (OP)
>nexus
>the
>jupiter
>incident

>boon
Are you trying to say bonus?

>dictionary
Sounds gay.
>thesaurus
What dinosaur is that?
>etymology
Which alphabet country is that?

>>712683103
This isn't made up...lol.

>>712683837
Literal retard

did you know that Shakespeare had to invent a new word for killing someone because the idea of killing someone discreetly was not a part of the cultural zeitgeist back in the day? before Shakespeare invested "assassinate", people simply loudly announced that they were going to kill a politician before pulling out their knives. it was only thanks to this revolutionary poet that we now can kill people without telling the whole world about it. you have shakespeare to thank for the death of the united healthcare CEO!

>>712682410 (OP)
>look guys I'm pretending to be somewhat retarded
ebin

>>712686459
>invested

He also invented the term "guard dog" to foil wouldbe assassins

>>712682771
>spanish
Coelho was brazilian thoughever

>>712686459
Shakespeare literally invented the term "turn of phrase" to describe went something had an implicit meaning for comedic purpose. Not only did he invent the game, he fucking defined it.

>>712686987
he's jewish
it's a variation of cohen (high priest lineage)
it's got the canaanite god "El" in there

>gaol
J-A-I-L!!!!!